#and he’s also SO annoying with it all LMAO

[sinsxo]

chaotic night flights. —blue lock

ft. isagi yoichi, itoshi rin, itoshi sae, nagi seishiro.

synopsis. it was their daughter’s first time on a night flight.

note. based on a true story. my youngest sister somehow managed to do all this within the same flight. also, the seating plan (if anyone cares LMAO) is you at the aisle seat, the boys in the middle and your daughter at the window seat.

cw. drabble, parenting chaos, blue lock boys with their daughter, crack.

wc. 0.8k words, not proofread.

check out part 1, part 2 & part 3 here!

isagi yoichi ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ

he was relieved, for the most part. no tantrums from his little princess in the airport, and since it was a night flight, he was pretty confident that she’d either fall asleep or quietly play games on her ipad to keep herself entertained.

he glanced at her once the plane took off, with the lights dimming until the cabin was almost pitch black. of course, they kept a few faint glows — enough to help people see.

she looked calm. good.

he looked over to you — already fast asleep beside him, clearly exhausted — and smiled, happy that you were finally getting the rest you deserved.

so he leaned his head back and closed his eyes.

but something felt… off.

your daughter was too quiet. and even with his eyes closed, the world around him suddenly felt brighter.

brighter?

his eyes shot open.

there she was — sitting peacefully — with her ipad brightness set to maximum, basically lighting up the entire plane like a stage spotlight.

he scrambled to take it from her, quickly turning down the brightness as he smiled apologetically to the annoyed passengers nearby.

“sweetheart,” he whispered. “you’ll hurt your eyes, let’s not have it too bright, okay?”

she nodded. the light dimmed. peace returned.

for now.

although he died a little inside.

itoshi rin ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ

even on the plane, he didn’t rest until his daughter was settled down. he told you to sleep — insisted, even — but he stayed awake beside her, watching over her quietly.

finally, after the lights dimmed and the cabin fell silent, he let himself relax.

he closed his eyes for three seconds.

three.

until a ray of blinding white light pierced through his eyelids like a divine beam from the heavens.

his eyes snapped open — and there she was, pointing her phone’s flashlight directly at the ceiling like it was a lighthouse.

rin turned, blinking at the flashlight coming from his daughter’s hand. “it’s so dark!” she said, completely innocent, waving the phone around like a lightsaber.

“hey, you can’t do that,” rin said urgently but gently, trying to cover the light with his hand. “you’re gonna blind someone.”

she nodded slowly.

then pointed it directly at his face.

who knew he would be the first victim?

his hand shot out instantly, turned off the flashlight, and gently took her phone away.

“papa, the lights are off,” she said softly.

“yes. it’s a night flight, it’s supposed to be off,” he replied, trying to sound composed. “let’s just close our eyes and rest, okay? tell me if your ears start hurting.”

she nodded and rested her head on his lap.

he didn’t move a single muscle for the rest of the flight.

also, he kept that phone very far away.

itoshi sae ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ

everything was going fine. smooth boarding, calm takeoff, peaceful child. even after thirty minutes in the air, things were still calm.

so sae thought, maybe… just maybe, he could finally get the sleep he so desperately needed.

big mistake.

a glow started seeping in through the bottom of his eye mask.

he pulled it off — only to be instantly flashbanged by his daughter’s ipad on full brightness. it was like he was looking directly into the sun.

he groaned, leaned over, and immediately turned the brightness down.

“you’ll go blind if you keep it that bright,” he muttered. “it’s an ipad, not a lightbulb.”

his daughter nodded innocently, and he sighed in relief.

problem solved.

until he heard groans coming from the row behind them.

then a faint “what is going on—”

he blinked.

turned to look at his daughter.

and there she was, quietly flashbanging the passengers behind through the crack in the seat, proudly showing off her ipad — with her brightness on full blast again — so the people behind could watch the same barbie movie that she was watching.

“sweetie,” sae said slowly, already tired. “you don’t need to… show off your movie to the people behind.”

“but it’s a good part,” she said.

“right. let’s not blind anyone with it.” he just slowly turned her screen off, took the ipad, and stared ahead like nothing happened.

he didn’t sleep for the rest of the flight.

nagi seishiro ୭ ˚. ᵎᵎ

nagi fell asleep the moment he sat down. his daughter was just as calm and chill as he was, maybe even more so. even when the lights dimmed, she didn’t react — just kept to herself, quiet as ever.

too quiet.

he was jolted awake twenty minutes later — not by turbulence, not by the flight attendant — but by the bass-boosted theme song of peppa pig blaring from the seat next to him.

there was no warning, no build-up. just a sudden “I’M PEPPA PIG 🐷” on full-blast, loud enough to shake the whole plane awake.

he blinked.

turned to his daughter.

and stared.

someone coughed.

someone else hissed, “what is that sound?”

“sorry,” his daughter mumbled, completely unfazed as she turned the volume down. “forgot my headphones.”

the rest of the plane? already wide awake. the entire flight had been rudely awakened by british piglet chaos.

nagi blinked again.

closed his eyes.

went back to sleep.

he didn’t even ask.

didn’t even question what she was watching.

he just hoped the rest of the people in the flight had a sense of humour.

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[timeslipcamp]

luca wedding card!! he looks so sweet, what a cutie. there's not a lot of flowers in these but i've done most of the other wedding cards so eh why not

i bet he got those blue roses in his warding card from jin. frostheim sponsored wedding

luca is such a sweetheart man. so in his lil boutienniere (still refusing to learn how to spell that) he's got a white flower and a purple flower! this white one was driving me crazy i just spent an hour at work trying to figure this out.

my best guess is a pink rainlily. typically they're either all white or all pink, HOWEVER. there are a few crossbreeds that get the pink tips.

i'll be real though i'm not sold lmao these ssr's with flowers are starting to annoy me. i think the artists are specifically like "what will piss chimi off today?" or the ai is like yeah that looks real close enough

white rainlilies reflect a lot of the same meanings as other white flowers we've seen: hope, new beginnings, and like other white lillies (because of their use in weddings and easter celebrations), resurrection and purity.

and then super funny, i'm pretty sure that's monkshood right next to it lmaoo

it was hard to find a pic that showed the yellow inside too, and i did look at bluebells, but the shape matches monkshood more, which is SO funny.

monkshood is a highly poisonous flower that was used to keep wolves away from herds, also called aconite or wolfsbane--that's what towa calls ren! it has a couple different meanings across different cultures, usually symbolizing warnings, caution, and death. in victorian flower language specifically, it was given as a threat or a warning.

so similar to his tarot card he has both like, life and death in a pocket. all about that balance again, that's so funny i hope that was intentional

blue roses sponsored by frostheim

his warding card is so cute but DO YOU SEE THAT FLOWER

luca HELLO

this is green hellebore and boy howdy does it have some crazy meanings

so first of all, we've got the dual nature again. it was used in medicine in ancient greece but it's also a super toxic plant. the name itself in greek means both food and harm from the root words. fantastic

and then meaning wise, it varies depending on time period. in ancient greece, there were myths that it could cure madness. victorian flower language said it represented delirium. now in modern times, it represents peace and serenity. however, there are still some other sites that say they symbolize a scandal

absolutely wild pick of flowers for luca lmao i love this so much. anyways if he proposed to me i'd say yes just because i know he'd treat me right

[imgonnaeatyouhyugosugitmoto]

“I wanna see it, wanna feel your love…”

-Love Taste, Moe Shop

Art by the lovely: @ alyysah._ AKA Waza on Tiktok!

Reverse Crowe Headcanons

Okay so we know that Reverse Crowe is basically the yandere in the AU and obviously emo lmao. Reverse Crowe will also be referred to as R! Crowe and Reverse Sol as R! Sol for Convenience fyi! Sol or “normal” Sol is mentioned here to.

⚠️Sensitive Topic Warning: Murder, Violence, Suggestive topics. You have been warned

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Headcanons🐦‍⬛

If the friendgroup is the same where its; Britney, Jessie, Deryl and Geo then maybe they’d be emo or just the same (just a thought), If his friendgroup is the same as his “Normal” group then he would be the random emo looking kid they adopted but they’d still get along, though R! Crowe would be paranoid that his friends also like you and if so, he would NOT spare them.

If Reverse Crowe was friends with Hyugo you can imagine he’s gets annoyed with Hyugo like Sol does, but it’s also a possibility that R! Crowe is more calm compared to Sol

You can imagine Reverse Crowe being a more calm and calculated Yandere who’s obsessed with you, rather than a irrational one like Sol. For example in the “No Witnesses Ending” You wouldn’t even discover the body in the shed. R! Crowe would have likely killed R! Sol in a more remote place. And He definitely used R! Sol’s phone to text his friends and you that he was “moving away” (obviously he’s dead). R! Crowe would be better at hiding his tracks and hiding his aggression.

R! Crowe would also be very obsessed with you but he can hide it better than Sol. Obviously he stalks you! He’s just inconspicuous about it…

He would definitely use a Crowbar instead of an Axe, yk since his name is “Crowe”. And when he eventually murders R! Sol he beats his head in with the Crowbar, but no decapitation atleast! (Tbh a head getting bashed in is still quite disturbing)

R! Crowe would dispose of bodies in the Ocean in trashbags (Dexter Type shi) since it’s less suspicious compared to burying a body. (I doubt Sol disposes of them himself He probably has Hyugo do it)

Even though R! Crowe’s nickname is Crowe the reason behind it in this case is that he prefers it because Jericho doesn’t fit the vibe and Crows (the birds) are cool (he just wants to aurafarm)

Definitely wears Guyliner and dark eyeshadow

(Heavy Headcanon) but you can imagine that he uses silver loc jewlery in his hair especially on his braid

Seems like the type to wear a lot of silver jewlery, such as leather bracelets and silver necklaces. ALSO! Silver Studded Belts!!!

He is a natural hair color person, and doesn’t dye his hair not even bleaching either

Gives off CD Collection of really niche emobands

(Personal Headcanon) but he seems like the kind of guy to go to punk shows/hardcore shows basically small emo (ahhh) concerts.

Would still be a nepo baby since regular is hinted to be welloff/rich but an emo rich kid who hides the fact that he has money

Has definitely been called a “poser atleast once on campus

Has Vertical Nipple Piercings

Also Imagine R!Crowe with a anti-eyebrow piercing

Seems like a knife collector. Not the Kitchen ones, the very fancy butterfly ones. He’d also know how to do the fancy tricks and spinning with them too so he can impress you.

I also see R! Crowe as a more consensual Yandere (like Ren from 14 days with you)

He has definitely snuck into your apartment but instead of getting all freaky with you, he’s probably cuddling you or sniffing you. Atleast he’s not rubbing his dick all over you (unlike a certain guy named Sol).

He’s creepy but not freaky (haha)

Actually I lied he’s probably masturbating to you but more so in private instead of a bathroom stall on campus.

When he draws you, his artstyle would be closer to Realism but I can also see him making abstract art of you like Picasso (yes quite contrasting art styles)

Definitely prefers graphite and ink as his art medium but he also know how to work with pastels

I would like to think R! Crowe similar to Crowe enjoys holding your hand (similar to how seaotters do it, I saw this in a comment section)

Speaking of Animals R! Crowe would like seaotters just like Crowe. There wouldn’t be any swapping where R! Crowe likes horses and R! Sol likes seaotters. Some characteristics would stay the same/similar sorta… (Crowe and seaotters is confirmed on Fantasia Tumblr, along with other TKATB characters)

R! Crowe is definitely not as friendly or popular as his counterpart. He would also not be on student council. Though R! Crowe could be in some sort of campus club, maybe the music club or art club

Speaking of Campus Clubs, R! Crowe would show up to meetings whenever he feels like it and usually goes alone, maybe he’d bring a friend with him… But he would prefer to ask you, only if you don’t mind!

If you and R! Crowe are at the dating point you and him have atleast done a mall date.

R! Crowe has money dw! He’ll spoil you!

At the mall, you and him have definitely gone into a hot topic or spencers. Bonus Points if you’re also into alternative fashion.

Random but R! Crowe definitely has a studded phone case

I think R! Crowe would call you “Pumpkin” just like how Sol does but I can also see him calling you a different pet name maybe “Sapphire” for example “my Sapphire” or something. Why Sapphire? Well…because his eyes are Sapphire Blue (idk the discourse with this)

OR R! Crowe wouldn’t use nicknames at all, it depends on how you feel about it. Likely he would ask you about it during a hangout.

R! Crowe is paitient about courting you, he waits and he doesn’t mind because he knows he can get rid of potential threats with ease.

As stated before R! Crowe isn’t irrational as Sol, he’s plotting on you and is smart about it.

If R! Crowe played an instrument he’d play Bass (just a feeling)

He’s probably gotten bullied before but doesn’t care and finds it a waste of time especially if it stops him from seeing you. Rather than getting beatup he just walks away. Non-Reactive and is able to get out of bad situations.

Similar to Crowe he doesn’t mind fighting for you, and would gladly get beat for you. Only for you though.

The manipulative type of Yandere. R! Crowe is Cunning. Has definitely gaslit you before but it’s not like you would know any better. He can lie like nothing plus he’s always Calm, or atleast is Calm in front of you.

R! Crowe is care about your opinion more than anything. He does not want to give off a bad impression of himself to you.

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Excuse any writing errors. This may be my longest one! Let me know if you have any ideas especially with the nickname one. Also I appreciate the support I’ve been getting on my last posts tysm! Ygs are perverts/degenerates but twin…I plan on writing (normal) Crowe headcanons and also actual fanfiction in the future. Funfact I’m mutuals with the artist I mentioned hehe 😈

[pseudophan]

What's the context for this? https://www.tumblr.com/pseudophan/787184045788479488/hi-nora-i-just-wanted-to-remind-you-that-youre?source=share

I tried looking in your archive under #phan but there's so much haha

basically phannies mostly stopped using the #phan tag on here years ago because they decided it was cringe all of a sudden (and some thought dan and phil had a problem with it), but i, being really stubborn and professionally annoying, always thought that was bullshit and kept using it for ages still. of course because no one used that tag we stopped doing well on the tumblr fandometrics top ships lists, which we used to dominate back in the day. that wasn't really an issue for years because dnp were pretty quiet outside of their solo stuff and the very occasional joint content, but then they came back and we all went batshit again and i was just looking at the fandometrics ships like... i know this is super silly, but i love winning and we definitely have the numbers to be on here, like we SHOULD be at least top 10 with the amount we're posting about them, it's just that no one uses the ship tag anymore because it's "embarrassing" or whatever. anyway like i said, i'm annoying and stubborn, so i made a few posts essentially being like "hey i know everyone thinks tagging phan is cringe now but can we start doing it again anyway because i want to win this thing please" and i honestly didn't think that many people would agree and start doing it but it kind of spread like wildfire lmao 😭 the more people started tagging it the more followed because i guess it's less embarrassing if everyone else is doing it too, and when dan and phil posted their videos on here people would reply to their posts telling them to also tag phan to help us win, and it worked! i think the first one they tagged was one of the twitter reaction videos? i was in the queue to see tit when they posted it so it's a bit of a blur, but yeah i'm pretty sure dan tagged phan and we were all like 👀 wait did he just do that because it's a phan twitter/tumblr video or did he see us asking them to help us out by tagging it 👀 and then he tagged his next post phan also and i've never been happier lmfao, HUGE win. phil joined in too and now they're gonna do it forever i guess. one time dan forgot but went back to add it like an hour later, which is honestly just very sweet

idk why this ended up so long and detailed i'm sorry, i'm supposed to be asleep rn but apparently i'm unable to do that so i'm deliriously rambling instead. hope this provided the context you wanted though 😭

tl;dr: i asked everyone to start tagging phan again for the tumblr fandometrics and a bunch of people actually did, then we got dan and phil to join in and now they tag phan on all their tumblr posts

for the record i'm not saying i personally did much here lol, all i did was go 'hey cringe is dead lets tag phan again' and people did. guess everyone was just waiting for an excuse

[ciucalata]

i caught a cold and i feel pathetic so since i also think jinu would be pathetic while sick, here’s how i think it would go:

he’d be all whiny and dramatic, acting as if it’s the end of the world (“Rumi, I leave the kids in your care. They’re a reminder of the love we shared while I was alive.”)

Rumi would roll her eyes and slap a cold compress on his forehead (“It’s just a cold, you fool. Also what kids? We’re not even married, yet.”)

but she’d also blow on his food while feeding him so that it’s not too hot (“I proposed to you, though!! And you said yes!! Unless I dreamed all that, in that case I’m sorry I didn’t get to propose before I left you with my kids.”)

the bird would act like it didn’t care, but he’d still cuddle beside Jinu’s hair (“You did propose and I did say yes,” Rumi sighs, but the look on her face is fond. It makes Jinu smile too. “Also what kids?”)

the tiger (despite this being a modern au, it remians an actual tiger cause i think it would be funnier like this lmao) would also whine a lot, flopped over Jinu’s body and crushing him despite the fact that Rumi keeps chasing it away (“Them!” Jinu points to the bird and tiger, who acknowledge him with a caw and a long whine. He puts his arms around tiger’s head and hugs it even closer to his face. “Kids, your mother has forsaken you! She doesn’t love you - us anymore!”)

despite all of them being annoying, Rumi finds all of this endearing and takes photos of the three of them like this (she has a folder of them titled “my two losers + a random bird”) (“I don’t remember adopting them,” she says which makes Jinu gasp. “Now stop being an idiot and go to sleep.” She takes the tiger and bird with her and all three of them start whining. She ignores them.)

Bonus: Jinu sends a selfie of him being pathetic on the Saja boys group chat. Mystery leaves him on read, Baby Saja sends him a 👍🏼, Romance would probably scold him bc he warned him he’d get sick and then tell him “i told you so” (idk he gives me that vibe) while Abby would also send a selfie of him being sick and pathetic (in the background you can see Romance looking at his phone and Mira looking at some medicine) “brooo we’re twinsies!!!”

Bonus bonus: Rumi sends the photo she took of Jinu with the “kids” on the Huntrix + Bobby gc. Bobby would send a get well soon and probably warns Rumi to also take care of herself, Mira would send a “idiot he deserves it” (one of her own idiots is sick too probably for the same reason) and Zoey would be like “noo poor jinu” then she’d start talking about their next song.

[coffeegnomee]

Hi Gnomee hiii I really like your analyses and you have such a comprehensive understanding of relationships and the members of the server so I was just wondering if you have any thoughts to share on golden laurels (minute and wemmbu)... because I'm just a bitttt obsessed with them and I like knowing what other people think about them too so yeah.... :D

So i thought i had no thoughts until i started typing and didn't stop. I didn't start watching either of them until they joined lifesteal so i have almost no knowledge of their relationship before except that there was a betrayal in kings s1 and minute wore wemmbu's tiara until he returned.

which is like two very opposite and opposing emotions lmao. hatred from one betrayal that stops minute from ever wanting to team with wemmbu ever again. paired with caring about him so much that his absence when wemmbu had to delete his channel made him change his skin to wear a tiara.

and then they just barely interact or talk or do anything at all ever on the server.

but minute just has absolute and complete exasperated exhaustion and frustration over everything wemmbu does. wemmbu builds an orbital, minute is put out. he builds it again and minute stumbles upon it and is just flabbergasted wemmbu didn't think of someone flying in. It's like an elaborate cat and mouse, but the cat thinks the mouse is up to nothing until it runs out in front of him. and then the mouse gets caught laden with crumbs and just bans himself off, not to minute, but to 4c.

Minute deals with wemmbu quickly and swiftly. He knows that if he can put overwhelming pressure on wemmbu, that wemmbu will cave and quit.

which interestingly colors how minute deals with all problems on lifesteal. He'll often do, or at least think of doing, something that does overwhelming destruction to another's plot, and that's either something that is intrinsic to minute, or something that he's learned from battling wemmbu. bc it's extremely effective against wemmbu. or its just both. but i always wonder about how much his friendship with wemmbu made him the way he is. i wont ever know bc i dont plan on watching the old videos lol. but i like to think it's connected.

Bc like getting a mole on abyss and ensuring it ended before zam could break into the void at all, trying to BAN spoke in their conversation this season. these are overwhelmingly powerful actions meant to absolutely destroy the opposition and make them stop and give up. It's anything for the win, but when you throw golden laurels into the mix, it's everything to stop wemmbu from being annoying with his overpowered plots. It makes him quit and they can go back to being friends.

it is- ok, it is also i think just minute. if you watch his rlcraft play style, even without hardcore, minute grinds until he has overwhelming gear and armor, and then plays really safely against the bosses and wins with ease. It's a facet of how he plays video games.

and then wemmbu has the exact opposite play style. anything to make his life easier. "can i have a hint" .5 seconds into every wato room. He'll do a grind project like the orbital or like learning pvp and then use it all at once in his own overpowered plots. 50 hearts in one hour. killing anyone for no reason and using tnt to get people angry. He puts in time in the backend, but when it comes to the presentation, it's swift and absolute.

And then when it's defeated he just gives up. Life is easier that way.

and so they're so similar but so opposite. both are willing to use overwhelming force. but since wemmbu leans evil he leads the plot, while minute leans good so he's always caught flat footed, something, to note his play style again, he would naturally hate. So he tries to get ahead of wemmbu (and everyone evil) and stop the plot before it can happen, using overwhelming force if they show their hand before the presentation (trying to ban spoke).

but then. ok wow lmao maybe i do have thoughts. but then Every. Single. Thing. Wemmbu. Does. Minute. Does.

Wemmbu paves the way and gives minute permission to follow his darker tendencies to follow the whispers in his heart of what is cool, but maybe a little evil.

wemmbu builds an orbital, minute builds a death star. wemmbu builds an arrow cannon rail gun. minute builds an arrow cannon claymore. and then builds 10 more arrow cannons. wemmbu adds immortality to his presidential decree. minute adds an immortality switch to his presidential decree. and givens himself netherite durability on his armor, a minor version of immortality.

at least he didn't copy wemmbu in blowing up spawn with tnt.

minutetechnologies loves his technology, his silly little redstone technology. But before wemmbu did the orbital, minute only ever did pvp. it's like he limited himself, did what was acceptable to fit into the group of lifesteal, that is until wemmbu did something bigger and it opened the door to more opportunities.

But then again, minute is batman too. He takes the higher road, his voice waver about spawn being the target was just as important to his decision to kill spoke as the exploits were, at least in my mind. We'll see if he decides to bomb spawn next season, but I think we're seeing an upper limit to what Minute is willing to do, one that is much lower than wemmbu's upper limit. And that makes them an even better duo, in some ways their ideologies are the same, and in others they're completely different.

[11queensupreme11]

OKAY MORE PROFILES FOR SOME PERCY BABIES!

saorlaith (pronounced SEER-LAH), the second-born sécy baby and their first-born daughter!!!!

okay, i've said this before, but she is a goddess of wisdom, has curly blonde hair, AND grey eyes all like a certain someone (anthonius! the only thing missing is the tanned skin lmao). this fact drives cú chulainn absolutely fucking CRAZY, but despite this, saorlaith is actually the one child that doesn't actually stress him out lmao

why? BECAUSE SHE NEVER WANTS TO LEAVE THE PALACE 😂😂😂😂😂

she is extremely introverted and refuses to step foot and touch grass. all she wants to do is stay home and read books all day. and cú chulainn, being the good daddy he is, had a gigantic ass library built for her with all kinds of books from valhalla, helheim, and midgard.

girly hardly even interacts with her family lol. not because she hates them, she just prefers being alone. you'd have to drag her out of the library tho and when she's forced out, she's noticeably very annoyed and standoffish with people. perfectly fine with interacting with her family, but rolls her eyes at having to interact with other ppl because that usually involves her having to leave the house 😭

obviously, she's very quite and studious. the most she's ever talked is with her family, with others the most you're likely gonna get from her is a disinterested hum and a bored sigh 💀

cú chulainn is so relieved. he doesn't have to worry about her trying to leave the safety of the palace nor does he need to worry about her talking to strangers 🥺

now here's barekith! god of voracity (got it from hsr lol) and a beelcy baby!

just like the title implies, he's a big eater like his daddy 🥺 a gluttonous lil boy 🥺

and because of his BIG appetite, he has the tendency to travel throughout the cosmos... and eat planets 💀 no seriously, he eats planets. he took a chomp out of jupiter and swallowed several of its moons like europa, io, and ganymede (sorry pjo!jupiter i guess he doesn't like you lol)

it absolutely baffled nasa when they saw it and humans started going crazy with conspiracy theories and "end of the world/doomsday" insanity so percy had to ask him to travel to another exoplanetary system that had zero civilizations in any of the planets to avoid causing a similar mayhem 😭

barekith didn't get WHY he had to do it, but his mommy asked so he obeyed 💖 btw, just as a reminder gods can't even GET hungry so barekith is literally just doing this for the love of the game 😭😭😭😭

FIRST BORN ANUBY DAUGHTER, ANKHSETI!!!!

i have no domains for her yet, but her sacred animal is the falcon (hence why she kinda looks like a falcon-ish). her name also means "living arrow" and just like it implies, she's currently the fastest goddess in the egyptian pantheon! (anubis was so proud of her that he had a trophy made 🥺 proud papa)

while ankhseti's parents are pretty carefree (her daddy especially), she is the stark opposite. she's very strict, no-nonsense, silent, and serious--basically a less aggressive and arrogant version of her great great great grandpa ra 😂

cunning, sharp-witted, powerful, and strong, she's definitely on her way to becoming a supreme deity. but she's not quite there yet; she's still far too young and far too inexperienced, but she's very determined to make it!

she takes her role as the first-born anuby daughter very seriously even though neither percy nor anubis have any demands from her. no, these are just something that she set for herself lol. she's extremely hard working, a perfectionist, wanting to make her pantheon and family proud. she is absolutely a favorite great great great grandchild of ra for that because FINALLY at least there's SOMEONE in his dumb ass bloodline with some common sense 🙄 his favoritism towards her actually has him contemplating granting her the title of a supreme god, but he knows it's far too soon and she's not ready yet

however, despite how harsh she is on herself, she is still very loving towards her family! she puts pressure on herself, but never on her younger siblings. she wants them to live freely with zero responsibilities because she can handle it all (even tho again, anuby is perfectly fine with her just chilling 😭)

iriya! the second-born anuby baby! i also still have no domains for her yet 💀

you know those teenagers that are going through that "rebellious phase" where they roll their eyes, cringe, and scowl at things that their families do??? yeah that's iriya 💀 she's ESPECIALLY like this with her annoying, loud, overly affectionate dad 😭💔

she loves her family, she really does, but OH MY GOD ARE THEY KILLING HER. can't she just move out already?! her mom's been trying to convince her dad to just let her leave for eeeooooons already but the man won't stop throwing temper tantrums over it!!!! NO dad, she doesn't wanna live here forever, now stop embarrassing her already!

her dad keeps embarrassing her out in public, nebamon keeps breaking into her room to steal all her jewelry, kebi keeps demanding she play dolls with her, her mom keeps telling her to be nice to everyone, nesutefet gave her a disease AGAIN, ra-el won't stop screaming the house down, THIS ENTIRE FAMILY IS DRIVING HER CRAZY, SHE WANTS OUT ALREADY 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹

poor girl is THIS 🤏 close to ripping her own hair out.

now this is hatshemi, the third anuby baby and similarly to kebi, is also a snake goddess!!! but while kebi prefers to have a slightly more humanoid form with just a few snake features, hatshemi's entire lower body is that of a giant snake lol

(also she's 8'10" btw hehe, very big lady with eight pack abs hehehehe)

this is the loud, boisterous, fun-loving big sister that everyone adores. she just always seems to know what to do to help her family 💖 she's the one who gets ankhseti to slow down and relax herself when the stress is getting too much for her. the one who plays with kebi. the one who takes iriya out when the rest of the family's pissing her off. the one who calms ra-el down. the one who convinces nebamon to return all the shit he stole (LMAO), etc etc.

she's the extremely dependable sister that everyone goes to when they need her help. but don't mistake her loving nature for weakness, she is EXTREMELY protective of her family just like a snake with it's space.

she's one of the anuby kids who inherited percy's cannibalistic tendencies where consuming godly flesh and ichor heals her and tastes like her favorite foods, so she has no issues with EATING any god that comes to harm her family, and she'll do it with the sweetest smile ever 💖 anything for her family after all 💖💖💖💖

[mi-co-uk]

hiii i have had a really bad day with my selective mutism today. basically i had an induction thing at my new school and so many teachers and stuff were trying to have conversations with me but i could only get one or two whispered words out and they were all just staring at me. it was a hot mess lmao.

i was wondering if maybe there was something you could write with mute!reader and grumpy!matt were she braves going out somewhere (maybe a mall or something?) alone but people keep trying to talk to her and she gets super stressed out and panicked so she texts matt and he comes to pick her up and comforts her and stuff??

sorry if u don't like requests or just don't like this one, i'm sorry if it's really bad and i'm sorry for saying sorry i'm just having a hard day lol

never apologise :c im really sorry that you had to go through that, it sounds so overwhelming 😞 but you're not alone at all, and I hope you like the blurbb/drabble :>

I did some texts too and i was considering waiting to put it in the mute reader special but I figured youd appreciate it sooner :3 im hoping you're doing a little better and my messages are always open if you need anything :c

── GRUMPY MATT X MUTE READER ⋆˚࿔

Matt saw her stood out front like an abandoned puppy. She looked around, clutching her bag for emotional support, the light revealed how watery her eyes had become. 

He pulled over quickly, unlocking the car doors so she could let herself in. he had to start driving quickly due to how busy it was, no wonder dotty got overwhelmed. 

He heard her small sniffles, playing with the hem of her dress as she tried to swallow down her emotions. Matt shouldve been annoyed, but he never could be, not at her. Watching her wipe every tear for herself as they fell, knowing shed initially wanted to go to the mall with him just broke his heart. 

“I shouldve been there.” he muttered out, wiping his face in frustration as he tried to focus on the road. 

He reached his hand over to gently grip her thigh, caressing her as dotty reached her hand arm to grip his arm. She fiddled a little, poking her fingers on his arms just to distract herself and a way to show matt she forgave him. Her sniffles didnt cease so he pulled over as soon as he could. 

Her frown deepened when matt faced her, his eyebrows furrowing in sympathy.

“Come here.” he tilted his head to gesture, bracing his arms a little around her to support her movements as she climbed over. 

She settled into his lap, looking down again to avoid his gaze before matts arms tightened around her. He rubbed soothing patterns into her back, watching closely to see for any more tears. She rested her head in the crook of his neck, beginning to space out as she played back how her day had gone. 

“Can i just go everywhere with you?” he mumbled out, also avoiding eye contact out of embarrassment. “Keep you safe and happy.” 

Dotty pressed a quick kiss to his cheek, holding onto him tighter as she started to slowly let all the tears out. She cried even harder when matt cradled her impossibly closer, showing her she wasnt alone and letting her feel her emotions completely. 

a/n sorry it's short 😞😞

[redyoshi241]

people who say that Sebastian hates ciel or feels nothing at all for him genuinely confuse me like. there's a BIG difference between 'sebastian feels respect/fondness for ciel/is amused by him' and 'sebastian has developed genuine feelings of care for him and won't be able to kill him when the contract is up', but I can get behind pretty much any viewpoint on that spectrum. but if you think sebastian hates ciel or is completely indifferent to him I feel like you've been reading the manga with your eyes closed I'm sorry😭

my other hot take that's kind of linked is that I don't believe sebastian is anywhere near as fake and manipulative as people think??, like I honestly think he's a lot more straightforward and easy to read than people think. I don't think that whenever he treats ciel nicely it's because he's trying to manipulate him into thinking he's anything other than a demon. because ciel knows full well what sebastian is and what he wants. if sebastian is trying to make him believe otherwise, he's doing a terrible job lmao. we saw from the spoon feeding scene in book of circus that ciel won't accept any 'kindness' from sebastian that he considers disingenuous or unnecessary. but Sebastian constantly does shit like carries him for no reason and gives him his coat and ciel just accepts all of that. I think ciel can tell the difference between a fake act of kindness from sebastian and a genuine one, and he tends to only react negatively to the former.

and sure sebastian is only doing all of that for the 'butler aesthetic' but like. that still means he's choosing to treat ciel nicely when he really doesn't have to. if he wanted to, sebastian could make ciels life miserable- we've seen instances of him deliberately misinterpreting orders to fuck with ciel before. but he doesn't. moreover, he's really not that tightly bound to his 'butler aesthetic'. he had no problem with delaying rescuing ciel for his own entertainment when he was kidnapped early on. if the butler aesthetic was his priority, he would maintain the act at all times, but he's happy to drop it when it suits him. early kuro sebastian would absolutely have made ciel walk through the emerald forest with no shoes on.

the other reason I don't agree that everything sebastian does is an act, is that it's incredibly obvious when he is being manipulative. I.E the scene with beast. he also has this fake, eyes closed smile that he sometimes does. I think it's so easy to tell when he's acting. he actually makes his true feelings pretty obvious most of the time imo. the most damming evidence being that in the Campania flashbacks, he couldn't have made it any clearer that he was Not Impressed that he ended up babysitting a bratty, annoying kid. So like. if Sebastian still felt that way- if he still disliked ciel, found him annoying, and couldn't wait to be done with the contract- we would probably be able to tell. but he clearly doesn't feel that way anymore. and maybe it does only go so far as 'he finds ciel interesting and feels a vague sort of fondness for him' but for a demon who supposedly sees humans as mere insects, that's kind of a big deal

[painted-bees]

wait I missed something. Why can't Margie's sister be normal about Raf? What did she do?

oh, haha, well...Lize has like...two things goin' on abt this: ADHD and an intense hyperfixation in highschool lmao her and her friends were really into Raf's music and image during his late teen career. They were into other popular artists targeting their demographic at the time, too, but Raf in particular was a real favorite for Lize [it was probably the violin and "worldly classiness" of his branding that tickled her tastes haha]. She eventually grew out of him, especially since he stopped putting out "new" albums by the tail end of his time at Juilliard [the music had been recorded prior to his attendance, and Ephrem Records was just mixing the tracks and releasing the albums on yearly scheduel while he was across seas attending school in New York].

But--Margie bringing him home for christmas completely rekindled that highschool teen celebrity crush/hyperfixation all over again. Also, he's actually??? a really sweet guy????

So--if you've ever been or seen a person with ADHD get really excited/obsessed with a favorite character or celebrity or w/e, then you might have an idea if the intense emotional disregulation that Lize's brain is dragging her through--like an over excited pitbull chasing a cat, dragging the under muscled child on the other end of its leash across the fields.

To add to this, Lize is married and is a brand new mother...and she can't help but make big infatuated doe eyes and emit excited jitters at the boyfriend Margie brought home. It's embarassing for everyone--Lize included. But she has a really hard time reeling it in. Even Margie gets annoyed with her abt it because all Lize wants to talk about are deets about Margie and Raf's personal life together. And! It's!! REALLY WEIRD!!!

Raf does his best to be as bland and unengaging around her as possible, and has communicated very clearly that he is very disinterested and incurious about her. But it doesn't really do much when so much of her enthrallment with him is entirely based on her own projections upon him. I think there is probably not much--short of being an asshole--that Raf can really do to dissuade her fixation. The novelty of him would have to wear off eventually...but he and Margie don't really spend enough time with her family for that to happen.

I think Raf's biggest concern abt Lize isn't Lize herself but, like...her husband? And just...the overall poor image this all paints. It's just extremely akward and uncomfortable, the whole lot of it lmao [thankfully, Liza's husband, Evan, seems to wholly believe in Raf's total disinterest and obvious discomfort towards his wife and her hyperfixation. No bad blood between these two, but a lot of akward, appologetic glances haha]

[renamusing]

Yeah you could tell the convo turned when Robert reached out. It probably hurts because Aaron is probably thinking I wanted to be there for you about prison 6 years ago or anytime in the last 6 years but you wouldn’t let me and now you want to reach out to me. Also Aaron is so fake because if he really didn’t care he wouldn’t have mentioned seeing Robert at all but the fact he made a point of mentioning and sounding bitter ‘tragic’ shows he’s pissed off at Robert which is good because Aaron being annoyed at Robert normally means good things lmao.

"Aaron being annoyed at Robert normally means good things" anon we share the same brain ily

yes to all this. it's so good because aaron doesn't want to be in a position where robert can ever hurt him again, but with every interaction they have he keeps stabbing himself in the back.

i foresee even more disaster once john starts gaslighting robert and he becomes the boy who cried wolf. aaron is gonna FLIP !

[sharksarewaterdogs]

Spoiler-y Word Vomit on KPop Demon Hunters:

This deserves to be The movie of this summer. I feel so bad it didn't have more marketing & a theater release 😭

The music? 😘 Personal fav is probably "How It's Done", followed by "Golden"

Hamster Zoeyyyy

Three-dimensional female characters allowed to be goofy YES

Also BOBBY. Love him

For the split second before she saw Jinu, Rumi's ":/" while the other two thirsted over the Saja Boys was THE most relatable thing as a lesbian, lol

Mira eating the popcorn

Rumi's frown at Zoey during "Soda Pop" but then joining in shoulder bobbing with her, "It IS annoyingly catchy tho" omg I loveeee theeeeem 🩷🩷🩷 She's the leader but she's also down to goof with them and I love it so much

"Yeah, that's right"— Mira, you're a bamf, never let anyone tell you differently.

Watch it for the visuals! (Saja Boys) > WRONG

Watch it for the visuals! (Tiger & Bird) > CORRECT (I say, while my shallow ass watched it for Huntrix...)

Mira checking in on Rumi 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 (Also 💔)

I love Jinu's irritated little "I made it for the Tiger but the Bird keeps stealing it >:(" and the visual of him making a tiny matching hat for his kitty, BUT I love even more the bird's "Yeah that's right and what are you gonna do about it" stare back. Best character.

Jinu just honestly thinking it's a date & being utterly cool with it, buddy you are down BAD (sir your "she's not my type!" was such a blatant lie pls)

Also being annoyed that she's late. You know he showed up early when he arranged their meeting, meanwhile for hers she's fashionably late & jumpscares his ass lol

Aww the bracelet (also the bracelet lady)

Noooo the fangirl got her soul sucked??? Pls tell me she's ok in the end (idk if I missed it, did it show if the "disappeared" people were dead-dead)? Rip kid I bet your fanfic game was amazing

I love the idea that Jinu wrote "Idol" for Rumi not for the romance angle but bc her response was then basically to go "Lmao bet" & assemble her friend group to support her. He's like "worshippp meee" & then ends up sacrificing himself for her (buddy you are DOWN BAD)

(The way he's just... frozen, when she appears, while the other boys are rushing to fight. He's so obvious.)

THE HUUUUG ❤️❤️❤️❤️💔💔💔

"You're just my type! 😍 Oh well! 😃 *slices*" —Zoey you are also iconic don't let anyone tell you otherwise.

Rumi embracing her marks and them all chilling together 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷 (girls I love that you engage with your fans but do get some quality couch time in! You deserve it!)

Just... everything is so good, I hope we get a continuation.🤞

Also that Rumi adopts the Tiger & Bird!!!!

[aroaceoutsiders]

outsiders 6/25 evening show notes! long as hell buckle up divas

- sorry so many of these are about jpc i just think he’s neat okay 😔 feel free to shoot me an ask about anything you want to hear more on!

- the sweetest older lady was sitting next to me and during intermission she asked me if i was enjoying the show and i was like “yeah it’s my second time seeing it” and she was like really impressed and pointed me out to the rest of her family (who she was sitting with) and said “see she liked it so much she came back a second time”

- we were both crying in tandem during the end of act two and i gave her a tissue

- jpc soda and anna ace are literally best friends they played UP the fake flirting & they kept putting their faces really close to each other and fake making out

- post johnnys death jpc came up behind anna and pulled her into his chest from behind and like rocked back and forth

- jpc soda has these moments where he seems so tired even at the beginning of the show - he’s always putting his face in his hands or like propping up his head with his hands and just generally exhausted

- i can’t find the post now but it reminded me of that post someone made a while back with quotes from the book that show soda being constantly exhausted and napping

- however jpc also gave appropriate annoying middle brother energy in GGAH he kept like sidling up to brent and doing finger guns at him and poking him and brent was like batting him away they’re literally the brothers ever

- in the pre great expectations scene trevi asked “do YOU dream about them?” in a different way - brody does it as if he’s just kind of asking soda off the cuff, but trevi’s tone makes it almost seem like a “you dream about them too? so i’m not the only one having these nightmares?” which is such a heartbreaking interpretation

- when ajg dally exited during the drive in scene he shoved trip (cole) who actually fell to his knees

- jena & devin were having their lavender bevbrill moment HAPPY PRIDE 🏳️‍🌈 they hammed up the romance and were making out during the entirety of i could talk to you all night LMAO

- from where i was sitting they did not separate their faces ONCE

- sg and dan berry said paul and marcia bestie rights….during tulsa 67 they had like a little moment where they held hands and dan whispered smth into her ear and she giggled

- during the end of i could talk to you all night when everyone is facing the back of the set marcia was sitting between paul and trip with her arms around both of them

- during hopeless war the socs stand around the fountain and pass around a flask and they each toast to bob which is such a neat detail

- trevi is SUCH a kid. his “burt lancaster’s a sissy!!!!!”was hilarious

- on a more depressing note during johnnys death scene he kept repeating “no” really softly and it genuinely broke my heart like oh my god that’s literally a child who just lost his best friend

- jpc soda jpc soda jpc soda. where do i begin - he’s so so affectionate with pony & the hug post johnnys death was actually SICKENING jpc like sat down and pulled trevi in between his legs and full body hugged him from behind and BURIED his face in pony’s hair

- as a self proclaimed soda pony hug connoisseur and this one was just perfect

- one thing no one ever mentions is how the rain from the rumble is still like just barely dripping onto the stage during little brother - idk if it’s an intentional choice or just how the rain system works but i think it adds such a chilling effect to the song. ajg was actually on fire through that whole song too it was my first time seeing him & he is so so good

- jpc also made me lose it during the scene before stay gold - when trevi took the letter from him to start reading jpc sat down next to him and started STROKING PONY’S HAIR and i actually started bawling and didn’t stop crying until the end of bows

- the dinner scene was so so good. something about the brent jpc trevi combo just screams real brothers to me like they are so believable as brothers and you can FEEL how much they love each other

[pseudophan]

Height anon here, oh no by no means I think it's a big difference, lmao. It's no more than 2in, probably even less, I wasn't trying to be "omg Phil is so small and dainty and Dan is Shrek", it's just funny to me how they get so worked up over it, when yeah, there is a slight difference, but then it's definitely what you said, they probably just don't consider it big enough to even say there is one, lol. Dan DOES try to make himself smaller sometimes tho, which is endearing, but I also do reckon the discourse is rather annoying.

no i know, you're totally fine i didn't get that vibe either i just see a mention of dan and phil's heights and immediately NEED to bitch a little

but yes!! that too!!! that's also an important aspect i forgot to mention, while i don't think they consider their height difference anything to write home about and that's the main reason they usually just say they're the same height, i think the reason why dan specifically gets like Loudly Personally Offended by it is at least partly because he wants to be small sooooo baaaaad. he is literally so mad he's taller than phil lol, the fact that people point it out all the time probably gets on his nerves. he's like fucks sake i've been self conscious about my height forever and i'm lucky enough to find another tall guy to spend my life with and you guys won't shut the fuck up about how i'm still taller than him? okay fuck you then, goddamn

[ifwebefriends]

Just got back from seeing Elio and AAAAAH IT WAS SO SWEET AND CUTE PLEASE GO SEE IT so I’m just gonna write down all the thoughts I can think of the movie with gradually decreasing coherence (spoilers below)

Honestly it’s so real that Elio in his time of grief got so deeply attached to something that brought him comfort in his darkest times, can relate

I was kinda expecting/dreading Glordon to turn on Elio due to a perceived betrayal due to the whole bargaining chip thing like “was I really your friend at all?” but I was really pleasantly surprised when they didn’t do that! They stayed friends the whole movie!

This is more of a me thing but despite the movie literally being in outer space, the scope of the movie felt smaller than I anticipated? I guess I kinda expected Elio and Glordon to like go on the run hopping from planet to planet and I would have liked to see that, but I’m not faulting the movie itself for it since the marketing wasn’t very good and the movie was really good for what it was

The horror bits! Oh my god. They were so weirdly good and just the right amount of scary for me. The scene where Olga follows clone Elio’s hair down the hall and into Elio’s room had my jaw ON THE FLOOR

LORD GRIGON!!!! - he is the one dad ever who went to therapy he was such a good character it took me COMPLETELY off guard when he ripped his armor off to hold his dying son like MY GASTS WERE FLABBBBEREDDDDDDD it felt the same as that one part in Bluey’s The Sign where Bandit ripped the sign out of the ground IT WAS SO SWEET IM DEAD

I LOVE how Olga wanted to be an astronaut and she did end up going to space in the end I love that for her

The movie kinda like gave me this weird existential feeling of like “are we alone in the universe” but like not in a bad way. I haven’t really thought much about like aliens before but I don’t know, I think this movie might have changed that for me

THE PART WHERE THE ALIENS MESSAGE WAS ON ALL THE SCREENS AAAAAAH I LOVED IT I DONT KNOW WHY BUT I LOVED IT SO MUCH

I really like the whole thing about like “needing” to go into the carapace to become bigger, stronger, scarier so you can participate in the adult’s world but in doing so you lose true connections with people because you can never show your vulnerable soft side again like it feels like an allegory for masking/unmasking it was kinda cool

ELIO AND GLORDON WERE FUCKING ADORABLE AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH AND I JUST WANT TO LIKE GIVE THEM HOT CHOCOLATE AND BLANKETS IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO THEM I WOULD BLOW UP THE WHOLE COMMUNIVERSE AND THEN MYSELF

Speaking of the communiverse the ambassadors were cool but like damn when it really came down to it they were kinda useless fr 🤣 (this isn’t a complaint I’m just taking the piss lmao I’m tired)

Oh yeah the universal manual was SO ANNOYED that no one wanted to know the meaning of life and he like sighed every time OMG THIS DIVA I SEE YOU

THE CLONE BODY HORROR WAS ACTUALLY INSANE like clone Elio CUTTING HIS FINGER OFF AND PUTTING IT BACK ON and clone Glordon GETTING FUCKING SHOT and then clone Elio MELTING IN THE ARMS OF THE GUARD IT WAS CRAZY I KINDA LOVED IT

Also it was kinda cool how chill the clones were about everything like clone Glordon was just like “yeah I’m getting put in a murder machine idgaf :)” and clone Elio was like “chat this has been fire but I’m gonna turn into plant fertilizer now byeee 👋”

Oh lord grigon finally snapping during the negotiation bc Elio was insulting him as a parent AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I’M LIKE THAT WAS A COOL DETAIL IN RETROSPECT

Also mad respect to Olga for going off on the Academy ppl like “naw it’s fucked that you let this shit happen to my nephew” YES QUEEN SLAY

I like how Elio like Legend of Zelda’d his way out of the prison cell idk that was just cool to me

“Ok, bye, I love you” AAAAAAAAAH RIJRFNRNRFRB I CANT WITH THAT

Yeah so like, overall, while not Pixar’s best movie, Elio was still a really damn good movie that was just fun and sweet and cute and warmed my cold little heart if you’re like autistic or queer or just like space or like Pixar movies you should really go see it in theaters if you can, we need more original movies like this oh my god

The visuals were also REALLY GOOD it was so pretty to look at

So yeah Elio good movie I saw it and you should too okay bye I love you

[recareels]

thinking about how much of an insufferable know-it-all sunday would be in any of your university classes but especially how much of an insufferable, undeniable know-it-all sunday would be in your piano literature class + your advanced analysis of romantic form class (¬_¬")

it seems it’s physically impossible for him to keep his mouth shut during lecture, consistently interrupting the professor with smug corrections thinly veiled as polite questions. he isn’t above ‘debating’ (arguing) with a prof, either, voice kept pleasant and even, never raised but always sharp in his quips and rebuttals, not missing a single beat. even the way he speaks is musical, his words keeping a certain rhythm and cadence to them as they flow effortlessly, seamlessly, from an astute tongue and a perspicacious mind—cherished instruments he tends and tunes with precise perfection.

those sunset eyes glitter with the thrill of the kill any time a professor stumbles over their refutation, makes a mistake, or is caught in the wrong, his lips curling into something superior and sadistic, sunday’s arguments a finely honed dance, each twist and twirl performed flawlessly without a hitch.

so heavens help you when you end up paired with him as your partner for your semester-long final project (*ﾉωﾉ)