So glad Eddie took it in stride so well because if I was suddenly asked do you remember your near death experience I would not have been composed in the least
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a little while ago i was telling my dad that the reason spiders creep me out has something to do w the way they move and specifically said "too many legs" and without missing a beat he goes "you're just jealous" and i think about it all the time
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my figayda crumbs? acquired in the fucking funniest way possible
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I know you’ve seen him so many times before but consider. He’s so cute
HIM!!! THE CUTEST BABY BOY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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'Ted, have u seen that befo-'
Ted: 'ITS A MASSIVE YELLOW FAN HOW COULD U MISS IT. HOW COULD ANYONE MISS IT. A TEAM OF EXPERINCED GIRLS AND GUYS CANT SPOT A FAN? WHAT IS THIS DUMB FUCKERY? WHAT IN THE STUPIDNESS IS RHIS? HOW COULD WILLIAMS CALL THEMSELVES A TEAM AFTER THIS HOW CO-'
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The thing about Logan & Wade is that despite how people may think that Logan's always grumpy and 100% against Wade's antics, Logan was also the one who said, Not all of you was asleep. without missing a beat, completely unprompted when Wade asked how long he had been asleep.
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On one side of a library….
Dorcas: What do you look for in a man?
Regulus: Someone who can cook.
Dorcas: Oh??
Regulus: Yeah. If he knows how to cook, I’d marry him on the spot and get down on my knees every—
The other side of the library…
Sirius: Mate, where are you off to—?
James, quickly packing up his bag: I have a cooking lesson to attend.
Sirius: Prongs, you can’t cook for shit!
James, sprinting out of the library: THAT’S WHY I HAVE TO GO
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“he’s autistic” okay $1.2 million in his wallet then
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