#and i know i forgot people and im sorry!!!

[charsthearcher]

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･Storage Closet #4

freshman fem!reader x senior!emily engstler

warnings: allusions to sex, grinding, dirty talk, swearing, age gap, reader is perceived to be shorter than emily, petnames, highschool setting, use of ma (im sorry but emily is such a hey mamas fight with the wall) i think thats all lmk if i missed any

a/n: if you feel like youve read this before on wattpad or something, you probably have.. I CHANGED MOST OF IT BUT STORY LINES THE SAME. it was originally about.. uh.. taylor swift.. WHAT WHO SAID THAT???? if you find any taylor instead of emily lmk!!!

You sighed as you stepped through the doors to your highschool, dreading the day ahead. 

Sure, you liked school. You had good friends, nice teachers and outstanding grades, but today just wasnt your day. You showed up in a hoodie and shorts that mightve been a little short but you couldnt care less. Your hair was pulled into a ponytail with stray hairs poking out.

You heard your name echo through the hall, “Over here!” Your friend Gemma shouted across the hallway. Her and your friends were standing over by your cluster of lockers.

"Hey guys," You began taking books out of your locker for your first class, Math. 

"Sucks we dont have any classes together today." Kayla huffed. "Still meet up for lunch though?" She asked eyebrows raised at you.

You would rarely eat lunch with them nowadays. Its not because you didnt want to, you just had other things to do.

"Ill try." You fake smiled. The bell rang and you slammed your locker shut before saying your farewells to your friends, heading off to your class.

A familiar voice called out to you right before you walked into your class. You spun around and were greeted with a face from your english class. You didnt know too many people in your english class. After all you were a freshman taking the senior AP english classes. (tbh idk how american school works so sorry!)

But this one blonde you did know. Emily had taken care of you ever since you were placed in her class. You two often partnered for projects and partner work. Well more like you do the work and Emily annoys the shit out of you.

"You do the english homework?" She asked a smirk on her face. 

"Im assuming you 'forgot' again?" You asked grabbing your backpack and searching for the homework.

"Something like that." She laughed as you handed over your homework. You didnt mind helping her, after all she was the nicest to you in class. She would help you. A lot.

"Dont forget to bring it back before 7th period." You warned.

"I wont. Bye baby!" She cooed making fun of your age, walking backwards down the hall catching your reaction.

"Bye Emily." You laughed as she turned around with a skip in her step. You sighed as she turned the corner, gathering your thoughts until finally entering your class.

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It was finally 7th period which meant one more hour to go. You were able to have lunch with your friends which put your mood up a bit.

You were sat at your desk at the side of the room, listening to the teacher blabber on about a project you had to do on a book of choice.

"And you will be needing partners for this." He announced. 

You groaned knowing who you would have to partner with. You never got any work done when you worked with her. 

You glanced over to Emily as she winked at you. You whipped your head back to the front as to not let her see the flush on your cheeks. 

After your teacher was finished, he said you and your partner could discuss what books you could do. Emily stalked her way over to your desk pulling herself up a chair.

"What book are we doing?" She asked.

"What book do you want to do?" You asked back.

"I havent read many books." She shrugged.

"How exactly are you in AP English?" 

"I have a way with my words." She winked again. That stupid charm she has.

You sighed and used your hands to push you up from your chair, gesturing Emily to come with you.

"Sir, could me and Emily please head over to the library to check out a copy of our book?" You asked at your teachers desk smiling.

"Sure. dont take too long, yes?" 

"Yes sir." you and Emily said in unison.

You lead the way out of the classroom before walking the complete opposite direction of the library.

Emily shook her head laughing quietly as she followed you, sensing your idea.

You stopped at a closet with a title reading: Storage Closet #4. You peered around to see if anybody was around before quickly opening the door and pulling Emily inside.

"What exactly do you plan to do in here?" She said raising an eyebrow.

"Oh shut up." You said pulling her head down to yours taking her lips in a kiss. Her hands found home around your waist as you wrapped you arms around her neck. She pushed you up agaisnt the wall pulling one of your thighs up.

Her tounge pried your lips open, exploring your mouth as though shed have no other chance.

She pulled away for a moment before placing hard kisses on your neck and you groaned.

"Fuck, I dont think we are going to be able to do this project." You panted.

You didnt know how this happend. You never thought of highschool and thought you would be making out with a hot senior in a storage closet. 

Near the beginning of the year Emily offered to partner with you for the first project to save you the embarrassment of having to work with the teacher.

She would always flirt with you while studying, eyes gauging your reaction to her jokingly (not) flirty comments. She would wait for your cheeks to turn that maroon color she grew to love so much then tease the hell out of you for it.

Eventually she teased you enough and you built up the courage to put some actions to her words. 

Sure, a 15 year old secretly hooking with a 18 year old was definitely wrong. But you and Emily took the risk. She would only ever speak to you around people if it related to school and same for you.

In private you could do whatever you wanted.

You two often went on road trips out of town so you could go on lunch dates without having to act like sisters or friends. In all honesty you enjoyed the secrecy of it all, it made it all so thrilling.

Emily pulled away gasping for air. "Shit." She laughed, eyes wide as she rubbed her thumb over a spot on your neck.

"What?" You asked pulling out your phone from your back pocket and opening camera.

"For fucks sake Emily!" You half heartedly scolded glaring at the reflection of a red and purple mark. "What will my mom think? Her 15 year old daughter coming home from school with a fat hickey?" You pulled your hair back to get a better view seeing it went darker.

You shoot daggers her way before she smirks playfully and kisses the mark. “Thats not gonna make it go away..” You grumbled.

She laughed and pulled you back into her, continuing the kiss. Her hands carresed your ass as you moaned softly into her mouth. "Sh, baby." she hushed into your lips.

As she bit and tugged and carresed, you two lost track of time. She slid a thigh in between your legs and you whimpered as she smirked, again.

You started moving your hips savouring the feeling of your barley covered centre rubbing up agaisnt the rough of her jeans.

"Go ahead pretty girl, use me. make yourself feel good." She whispered into your ear before nibbling at your lobe. God you loved when she talked in that same raspy voice.

The kiss became more and more lazy, teeth clashing and moans and groans echoing in the closet. Emily was no longer focused on the kiss but on the way your head was thrown back, eyes squeezed shut and mouth slightly agape.

You began rutting your hips more and more rapidly, chasing your high. Emily bit down on her lip watching you get yourself off. Right as you were on the edge she pulled her thigh away. Your eyes flung open and your eyebrows were furrowed.

"What the fuck?" You spat at her.

"Watch the mouth princess. Dont want to get on my bad side hm?" She said towering over you.

You gulped and looked away at her dominance. "I asked you a question ma." She whispered again lifting your chin with a single finger.

Words were no longer an option if you didnt want to humiliate yourself. So, you settled with a dumb shake of your head.

"We’ll finish this at mine later, yeah? Lets get back to class." And with that she slipped out of the closet leaving you breathless, as always. (and back to class with no book and a disapproved remark from your teahcer)

[ewthatshot]

𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐑𝐎𝐘𝐀𝐋 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐒 — ⭑.ᐟ

synopsis: you are attending ball finally… you had been banned for some time now due to prince!gojo & you relentlessly arguing. But unfortunately things don’t go to plan…

Olive’s note 📝: im soooo sorry that i haven’t been active, and i promise i never forgot about the poll!! Here is the Gojo fic! ive also been binge watching ‘Bridgerton’ so this definitely had some influence on this!! enjoyyyyy

tw ⚠️: prince!gojo x gn!reader , drama, toxic toxic toxic, slight angst if you squint a little, mildly suggestive. angst no happy ending. MDNI 18+ !!!

The room lit up, the lights were immaculate. So many families, and women mingling in the ball. You were dressed to perfection, everything was tailored perfect to your body. You were to find someone tonight. But of course, everytime you were to find someone to your liking, Satoru Gojo was somewhere nearby. You not being able to stand Prince Gojo, would be an understatement. There were times, where parties and events had ended because of you two. Both of your families were extremely disappointed, in your guys’ distastefulness towards one another. But of course, that didn’t stop either of you from not wanting to be at either of your throats.

You were having a conversation with Lord Nanami, who you were always fond of. He was the greenest flag amongst the others. He never thought of women indifferently, he was respectful. He had passions and dreams, of building a family with the person he chose to wed. It was music to your ears hearing him speak with proper etiquette, and manners. “So your highness, you must tell me your dre-” Nanami started to say, until someone taller than both of them was now beside the two of you. You had a feeling of who might have been, you swallowed your pride and turned your head. Satoru. “Please, excuse me for interrupting you two…” he started to say with a grin, you were about to speak, but Satoru beat you to it.

“You are not courting anyone correct, your highness?” Satoru said, looking at Nanami, and back to you. “You– Huh? No, I-” You were caught off guard by why he was asking. “Ah! My Lord, don’t you think our highness would love a refreshment?” Satoru asked Nanami, suggesting him to fetch her something. “Oh that’s not-” You started to say, “Oh don’t worry, I'll surely go get that for your highness.” Nanami said, turning his back to the two of you.

All you could do was watch Nanami walk away, you then looked back over at Satoru. You glared at him, your confusion turned into anger. You knew exactly what he was doing, he was going to sabotage all your suitors. “I bet you think you’re so clever.” , “Oh not think, your highness… I know.” He said, extending his hand out. You took a step back, “What do you think you are doing Satoru?” You say in disgust. “Oh don’t break my heart!And that is your Royal highness to you…” Satoru said, smirking.

“I will not have this dance with you…” You say glaring at him. “Oh but you’re not allowed to decline a dance, only if you're already seeing someone…” Unfortunately he was right in that matter. Nanami had just spoken to you tonight, and you hadn’t been courting anyone. That was all thanks to Satoru damaging your reputation. Ever since the last ball that happened, the word of you being rebellious had been spread around like wildfire. Also you not being able to participate in activities with the others, had only led to people thinking it was true. No other families would ever look in your direction. Mothers and fathers would tell their own, to stay clear of you.

“Over my dead body.” You said in a low tone, glaring up at Satoru.

All of sudden, Nanami had returned with your drink in hand. He went to hand it to you, but Satoru had wrapped his arm around Nanami aggressively. “Oh isn’t he such a gentleman!” Satoru said with a slight chuckle. Nanami lost his balance, causing him to spill the drink onto your clothes, staining it instantly, once the cup had fallen on the ground the glass had shattered. The whole room had gone silent, gasps and whispers began. Your eyes widened, looking all around you. Your eyes then met Satoru’s who was grinning mischievously as if he was so happy with himself and that his plan had fallen into place. You didn’t bother stooping to his level, you just ran out of the room and didn’t stop.

“Wait y/n!” Nanami said about to run after you, until Satoru moved him back. “Don’t bother, let me.” Satoru said, shaking his head and rolling his eyes. Of course Satoru didn’t mind the attention, he loved it. He was known for stirring the pot, and pushing buttons. So he didn’t see anything wrong with what he had done with you, he simply thought it was a wholesome prank. Not seeing the harm in his actions. Except for you, you were beyond embarrassed. The queen had been pretty frank with you, that next time you and your family would be shunned, and blacklisted from anything. You had to wed, you wanted to find love, but most importantly to help your family.

All of sudden you were outside, sighing, taking a deep breath of the cool night air. You tried to remain calm, all of sudden you heard someone coming. “Y/n?” Satoru had said. You quickly whistled for a horse, and hopped on. “Y/n!” Satoru had raised his voice this time. He quickly called for his horse, going after you. You tried to indicate to the horse to speed up, “Come on… Come on…” You say underneath your breath. Satoru was the last person you wanted to see at a time like this. Your eyes filled with tears, you tried to wipe them, while trying to guide the horse.

“Y/n! Stop, don’t be dramatic!” Satoru had said trying to catch up with you, pushing his horse to continue with speed. “Leave me alone! You’ve done enough!” You shouted, turning your head to look back at him, Satoru’s eyes went wide, “Watch out y/n!” You turned around and the branch had now hit your head, causing you to fall off the horse. Satoru jumped off his horse, and rushed over to you. The horse you had, had gotten scared and raised his legs about to step onto you. But fortunately Satoru made it just in time, he held you in his arms.

You looked up and your vision was blurry. But you only knew one white haired male, you sighed deeply. “You should have left me there…” you say trying to get up. “It is ridiculous that you’re still stubborn even if you are injured” Satoru rolled his eyes. “Can you blame me?” You say, getting up wobbly. “You need to sit…” Satoru said, walking towards you. “Don’t tell me what I need! By all people, it shouldn’t be you!” You said with raising your voice.

Satoru bit the inside of his cheek, embarrassed. He knew he had fucked up. But at the sametime, he truly didn’t understand why you were this upset. You could always get new clothes, if that was the issue. He truly thought his pranks with you were all fun. “It was just a joke.. No need to be dramatic” Satoru finally said.

Your blood was boiling, he still thought of all this as some joke. If this was a joke, you were growing really tired of it. “You need to grow up!” You shouted. Satoru went to say something, you spoke instead. “No! You don’t get to speak, you’ve done enough already!” You started off saying. Satoru rolled his eyes, and crossed his arms, waiting for you to continue. “Not all of us are filthy rich like you your royal highness! Money does not grow from trees. And if you were aware, your mother, the queen, is not fond of me, BECAUSE of your doings!” You explained. Satoru glared at you as you had mentioned to his mother, “Please… don’t be ridiculous. She loves everyone!” Satoru added.

“Tch! Don’t go there your highness… While you were off doing fencing or whatever, your mother had paid us a visit, letting me know that I was suspended from balls, and all gatherings all together… And if I tried something when I returned, I would be blacklisted.” You explained.

It went silent. You expected him to be humbled, but he just made eye contact with you. “Say something will you!” You shouted. “What would you like me to say?! Oh would you like me to go against my mothers word, to save you?” Satoru said sarcastically, he couldn’t do that if he tried. His mother had more power than him, his word would be nothing compared to hers.

“I- I hate you!” You say shoving him over and over again. Satoru couldn’t help, but just take it. “Tell me again–” He says above a whisper. You two were eye to eye, he grabbed your wrists, and brought his lips to your neck smirking. “You know, what would piss them off?” Satoru asked, “Hmm?” you say biting down on your bottom lip. “Us getting together, we begin a courtship…” He said looking at your eyes now.

“Satoru… I- No!” You say, shaking your head. You couldn’t forgive him. Not after everything he had done, especially with the fact he was not sorry for it. “Y/n… I am sorry–” He started off by scratching the back of his head. “No you’re not! You never learn! You won’t realize what you have until it's gone.” You hopped back onto the horse. “Y/n… wait.” Satoru says. “No.”

taglist: @7surugi @aikatoru

[thegayestmferintown]

Hellooo, Im not sure if ur requests are open, so ignore this if they aren’t, but could i request Obanai x Reader that is like, his adopted little sister, they have similar background etc, act similar (shes a lil softer but yk)? Like, u could really mistaken them for siblings if u didnt know, and all platonic ofc [: Also, If u have the time and want to, you can also make hcs abt what the other hashira think of u, but thats alot of work so i understand if u dont.

Anyways- I hope u have a nice day/night, and dw for not doing this, I fully understand. [[[:

I got this request on November 4, 2023, and started writing it today (June 18, 2024). Man, I am so sorry 😭

I also subconsciously made the reader a teenager, around the ages of 12-14

Tengen's part includes his wives, because I love them and needed to include them some way.

I think I just suddenly forgot how to write Gyomei and Shinobu??? so, their parts are rather short and they only have a few bullet points.

Warnings ;; None.

Relationship ;; Platonic

Type ;; Headcanons

Iguro Obanai ;; The Snake Hashira

Obanai is very protective of you, and even that's an understatement.

He knows you're strong, especially for a kid, after all, you're his Tsuguko.

Surprisingly, you didn't become his Tsuguko just because you're like a sibling to him, you became his Tsuguko because he could recognize your strength. (And you wouldn't stop pestering him)

You're very close to Kaburamaru, and he likes to be near you, just like with Iguro.

When you're not training with Iguro, you're more than likely taking missions here and there, or you're at home.

He didn't really like the idea of you meeting the other Hashira, besides Mitsuri, mostly because he doesn't exactly care for any of them.

He holds very high expectations for you, but at the same time, his expectations are also very low.

Giyuu Tomioka ;; The Water Hashira

Tomioka wouldn't exactly bother getting to know you, or bother talking to you, unless you initially started a conversation.

At first, it would seem like he was ignoring you, but if you kept pestering, he'd slowly open up, day by day, and start talking to you.

If you didn't happen to start a conversation upon meeting him, he may give you a wave upon seeing you, but besides that, you won't get much else.

He's very awkward around other people, especially children.

Even if you don't exactly talk, or if you aren't exactly friends, he'll get you a snake keychain for your birthday every year.

He may not know much about you, but he knows how much you hang around Obanai, so he assumed you liked snakes.

Mitsuri Kanroji ;; The Love Hashira

Mitsuri absolutely loves you.

She loves taking you out to lunches, when she's able to.

No matter the length of your hair, she absolutely loves to put your hair up, or do your hair.

She has a tendency to buy you things from random markets. If she happens to be there, and see something you may like, she's buying it and giving it to you the next time she sees you, with the widest smile on her face.

Sleepovers with Mitsuri are a must. She manages to convince Obanai to let you stay with her for a night or two while you just have a girls night.

Muichiro Tokito ;; The Mist Hashira

This mostly depends on when you meet Muichiro.

If you meet him before he regains his memory, he constantly forgets who you are, just like with everyone else.

He doesn't much care for you, and if you strike up a conversation with him, he's not very into the conversation.

If you meet him after he regains his memory, that also depends on who you are to Tanjiro.

If you're close to Tanjiro, he'll start up conversation with you occasionally, and you'll basically be acquaintances, or friends, if you happen to be lucky.

If you're not, he talks to you occasionally around the base, but doesn't actively try to start up conversation with you.

Tengen Uzui ;; The Sound Hashira

Tengen believes you're Obanai's little sister, even if you tell him otherwise.

Maybe a year and a half after you meet him, he'll slowly start to accept that you're not.

But even then, he still calls you "Obanai's Flashy Little Sis"

Suma frantically worries about you, due to the fact that you're a child, and taking on important missions.

Makio acts like she couldn't care less, but is still kind of worried for the same reason Suma is. You're just a kid, and a Tsuguko at that.

Hinatsuru, just like the other two, tends to worry, for all the same reasons, but she's very sweet about them.

After Tengen's retirement, if you're about to head out on a mission, they'll stop by and give you a few snacks for the road.

They kind of act like protective family members.

Like your uncle and three aunts, in a sense.

Gyomei Himejima ;; The Stone Hashira

Gyomei treats you like one of the children he used to care for.

He, like Obanai, is rather protective, but he's quite lenient about it.

He even gifts you one of his spare beads, hoping they'll protect you on your journeys, given how young you are.

He's almost like a father figure.

Sanemi Shinazugawa ;; The Wind Hashira

Sanemi doesn't much care for you at first.

That's an understatement, he doesn't say a single word to you and simply walks away.

In an odd way, you remind him of Genya. He's also just.. not good with children so he has no clue what to say, or how to act.

If you, some how, some way, get him to talk to you, he's very stiff and very rude at first.

He wouldn't be able to get rid of the thought of Genya while talking to you, so that's how he reacts, as if he's talking to Genya.

Over time, he loosens up and begins to talk to you more often.

Kyōjurō Rengoku ;; The Flame Hashira

Your first meeting with Kyōjurō is very, very loud.

You might think you're deaf for a few hours afterwards.

He will bring you food entirely unwarranted, you have zero (0) choice in the matter.

He'll also ask if you'd like to eat with him, which you do have a choice in the matter there.

He's a rather silent eater, besides the occasional "Umai!" after every bite.

If you'd like to have a conversation with him, he can talk about anything and everything, and is always willing to.

You tend to remind him of Senjuro from time to time, and when it happens, the widest smile appears on his face.

Shinobu Kochō ;; The Insect Hashira

Shinobu is very sweet towards you, especially when you first meet her.

You remind her of Kanao, in a sense.

If you manage to grow close to her, in some way, she may let her guard down here and there.

She'll never fully let down her guard around you, because she knows you're a kid, and you don't need to know the truths of her life.

She makes it known, very often, that if you ever get injured, she's willing to patch you up, good as new.

No matter how bad the wound is.

[enden-k]

different anon than the one who asked abt artfight but!!! artfight is fun, it's this annual thing that happens every july!! you can put ur ocs on it and ppl can draw ur ocs, and if u want u can draw other people's ocs too for points (kind of like a competition). it's fun if you like drawing other people's ocs but i wouldn't reccommend it if you don't want to feel pressured to draw other people's ocs. the whole point of it is like art trading back and forth with people (but you're not forced to draw for people you don't want to).

also!! i had a question!! i know you don't do commissions but have you considered making a ko-fi or something so if people wanted they could at least tip you for all the art you post???

sorry if that's a lot, i get excited easily about artfight and i love your art a lot;; all the galladay art and art of ur ocs is so nice, genuinely can't wait to see more of ur art, no matter what u draw c: i hope you have a nice day enden!!!!!!! /gen

- 💌 anon (if that isn't taken)

ohh i see. sounds fun! i dont think thats smth for me tho. i cant even complete things like my yearly kinktober challenges lol

i actually have a ko-fi, i was kind of talked into it years ago but im not very comfortable with people giving me money bc i always have the feeling/urge to pay it back in some form, therefore i pressure myself to even it out - even if its a tip or a gift. thats why i removed the link from my sites so ppl cant tip me. my brain is weird and i cant explain my discomfort w that well.

(edit: deleted it now bc i forgot until now that i still had it so yeap, its no more hhgh)

if someone rlly wants to tip me, consider donating that money instead :] theres ppl who could need any possible amount out there and all the comments i get on my art/feelings ppl get from my art is my kind of tip i accept.

anw thanks for liking my art and ocs ! have a nice day as well !!

[thatstoomanysausages]

SOBBING😭😭‼️‼️‼️‼️😭😭😭 (Tomodachi Life):

- Joel: “what do you think about me and Etho” hm, you could get very close👍👍🔥🔥

- …Mumbo has had another goddamn fight

- With who you may ask? Skizz

- A kiwi calmed him down

- Why are Grian and Mumbo so aggressive with their friendships, I swear they’ve fought people so often

- I guess it was fate that they’d be besties😭

- Impulse and Tango friendship💪

- BIGB AND GRIAN HAVE A 100% FRIENDSHIP RATING RAHHHHHHHHHH🔥🔥‼️‼️

- Etho and Jimmy have a friendship of 90% RAHHHH

- I feel like I’ve got short term memory loss

- Have I mentioned that Lizzie and Pearl are now besties

- Probably

- Either way I’m stating it again

- REN AND PEARL HAVE HAD A FUCKINF BABY

- ITS A GIRLLLLL😭😭😭😭😭😭😍❤️❤️❤️❤️

- ITS SO CUTEEEE❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

- “ELLA” AWWWWW SHUT UP THATS SO CUTEEEEE

- IM BABYSITTING

- I was rocking it to a song that wouldn’t be quite tasteful for a baby 😭😭😭 LMAOOO

- Poultry Man, Cuteguy and Hotguy have been added‼️‼️

- Poultry Man and HotGuy are friends🔥🔥🔥

- I think I’m developing a phobia of tomodachi life because I keep avoiding it to not have to face the proposals

- This is why updates take so long in between

- HOLD ON

- THE BABY HAS GROWN UP

- AWWWWW

- SHES GOT HER DADS HAIR COLOUR (REN’S)

- Ella is staying in the island bc I don’t have street pass but fuck it we ball

- YEAHHHHHHH

- …should I make her full name Ellen Degeneres or however the fuck that bitches name is spelled

- No

- I won’t

- But know that it was considered

- I’m making her full name Cinderella (Ella) TheDog

- The montage of her growing up😭😭😭

- Shut uuuupppp😭😭😭 sobbing hard rn

- Damn got her potty training on camera😭😭

- Fuck this goes on for so long

- I’m making her 15 (born in 2008)

- Bigger apartment complex‼️‼️

- I forgot Jimmy has a maid dress on😭

(Sorry that this is shorter than usual, this fixation is upsettingly on the back burner bc of another fixation taking over 😭 I’m not stopping tho LMAO these are so fun‼️‼️)

If you have more people in mind that you want on the island then I will add them‼️‼️ I just keep forgetting😍

[fictionfixations]

tropical . uh. whatever the name was i forgot already

look i just remember it as lost in the book with stitch or something

um spoilers for that (im finally going through it LOL in the hours before 2.3 hsr update)

oh my god a dog ... i forget azul and floyd (and jade too but hes not here) would be so new to shit here that theyd not know what things looked like cause. tHEyRE NOT LANd PEOPLE

reminds me of. my mom told me a story of when she heard about hot dogs. and she thought they were made from actual dogs 😭

(i dont even know why theyre called hot dogs ngl)

holy shit

fheusidhf

that was so loud on my end i-

yknow it makes sense why they're the two 5 stars of this event

this event is so fucking funny

azuls just like: WHAT.

everyone: if stitch is that dangerous, then... (just being cautious in general)

meanwhile floyd: AYOOO

(lilia's in a separate category of 'if its cute, then i dont care what it does!')

sorry does. in the battle does it just THROW SHARKS AT YOU? am i seeing shit?!

wait no?? what the fuck is it throwing im so confused

in all honesty i have all the cards i wanted (well i kinda wanted silver's halloween card cause i liked how pretty it looked, but honestly im fine with what i have) so unless theres a new event on jp server that brings into existence a card i really want i have no reason to be careful about what i pull for anymore (or save up for) (honestly my wishlist just contained right general lilia, tropical wear riddle, and then halloween silver but im fine with the 2/3)

so when it comes around im prob gonna be using all my pulls for tropical wear floyd cause i think he duo magics with riddle (ill double check it but i think rn its on lilia's)

ah..

oh my god stitch i love you so much you precious basbya dhwsauiydhaws (i think i have a disc of the movie that has stitch [cant remember the name] but i honestly dont remember what happens at all)

like listen i wasnt sold but d'aww bABYyy

azul looks so disgruntled oh my god

on the bright side at least we know that if a fae loses their magic they dont immediately die?? (unless this world is some magic bullshit that since its not permanent doesnt affect him)

[duhnova]

It's award season (unconfirmed)! Give some of your mutuals silly little awards.

i forgot about this!! but i think this is so cute.. ok ok i’m sorry if i forgot anyone:

@onlyseokmins: i am giving you the cutest award and the loml award.. because you’re just an adorable little duckling and you’re very much loml shaped (don’t tell cheol shhhhh) you get the seokmins wife award as well, cause duh

@onlymingyus: you’re getting the sweetheart award, because you’re amazing and lovely and you’re my sweet peach! you’d also get the heathen award because i run laps when you write <3

@junkissed: i’m giving you the gremlin award. cause you’re a cutie WHO WRITES LIKE A GREMLIN (i mean this so lovingly) also for shits and giggles i’m giving you the tree award (i’m sure you can figure out why) also also giving you the #1 huihui award

@lovelyhan: i’m giving you the enabler award like you did with me, and the cozy comfy award because you make me very comfortable when we talk and it’s such a joy to be around you… another one would be the pocket breaker award BECAUSE I GO BROKE WHENEVER YOU SHOW ME A CHEOL PC <3

@fairyblue-alchemist: i’m giving you the beloved award as well as the three raccoons in a trench coat award and the vernon coded award… you just get all the rewards because you get me and ily <3

[trustymikh]

bruharvey fish

[waterfallofspace]

Who are your favorite artists/writers in the community?

I see this one has been going around!! I actually got two, so forgive me for answering only just the one, but thank you both for sending this in!! Absolutely gonna emphasis *favourite*, not best, so I'm CERTAIN I'm gonna miss people that I just haven't seen

Okay so this is gon be a long list, and tagging people is scary so I really apologize if any of you didn't wanna be tagged <3 and I'm certain to miss a few, so if I don't mention you, please know that you're still amazing and it doesn't mean I don't melt to bits at your content!!!~ <3

(also gonna include a few wav makers bc that's honestly an art too!!! and i feel they deserve to be praised for that!!~)

(and gonna copy snzdreams here <3) People I know/Friends:

--- @onetrickponi is an absolute TREASURE, not only so kind and fun, but also genuine triple threat, despite what her name suggests~ --- @zensations35 one of the BIG names on here, at least to me~ someone I've adored for years, such a kind person too!! Not super close, but adore her!~ --- @snzdreams Absolute dear, and SUCH a fun person, and honestly honestly honestly the best g/ojo writer ive ever had the pleasure of reading, girl i stg that closet fic will live with me forever --- @bestwhumpist SOOOOO good!!! and so sweet, i have the honour of calling you a friend and also the honour of enjoying your WORK bc mmm girl yes --- @ithadtobesneezing also one of the sweetest people, so many people on here are so sweet and it makes me insane, and SUCH a good writer, like hello??? hi???? made me fall in love with y/uta i swear --- @6pmsoup AMAZING art like AMAAZZZINNGGG art, looks so good i'd swear it was straight from a manga --- @hachiibun some of my favourite art on this entire site, hachii is not only INSANELY impressive, also so nice!!! genuinely amazing~ --- @goodlucksnez makes some REALLY good wavs, and Vic is also such a kind and fun person!~ --- @ezynse REALLY good fics, personally seen a few a/ce a/ttorney ones making the rounds, but also just a funny and sweet person~ --- @lycheeehehe made this one w/olfwood drawing that made me feel things AND AND AND then also made a list of hcs for t/oji and ik hcs arent what you asked but literally made me insane over this man --- @devilscastle69 THE h/otwings writer on A/03, absolutely go check them out if you like h/otwings, some AMAZING stuff on there!! (also just such a cool person hi <3) --- @themiseryandcompany older fics but SOOO worth it, tasty lil morsels, and also one of my first friends on here!!! so adore her forever <3 --- @snzluv3r hi so honestly this one is so hguahguh for me to admit but some of the hottest wavs on here, and more than that!! literally a sweetheart, SUCH a sweet person!~ <33

People I don't know, but really appreciate:

--- @whiskey-tango-matcha such good stories about their lil guy ocs, they're SO alive and I honestly feel like they're characters from a published media with how much I know them and feel certain of them!! --- @autumnsneezes some of the best wavs (and snzs) that i've heard, absolutely amazing!!~ --- @gemsden some REALLY good content over here, mostly just posts with vague ideas, but some writing too!~ and just sooo good!~ --- @kotyonoksnz literally SUCH amazing art, released a few comics of it, and SPOILED snzblr with a beautiful h/azbin partial one, absolutely incredible art!!

omg this has been SO long im so sorry!! and im so sorry if i missed someone/you, i PROMISE it doesn't mean I don't love your stuff, just means i forgot T-T but I hope the length (and tags) are alright, and thank you for asking non!!~

[koschei-the-ginger]

This has been marinating in my brain for a while, but it was honestly so crazy from quantum leap to spoil you the ending by episode TWO (three if you dont count the pilot as a single ep). They establish right at the beginning 2 most important aspects of Sam's personality and that is 1) Sam will ALWAYS go out of his way to help people and 2) He cares about his loved ones so much he will do that without thinking of the CONSEQUENCES. He fucked up his own timeline completely during his 3rd leap by helping his ex fiancée and their whole relationship got erased from existence. We don't know how that could have possibly changed his life had he come back home. Definitely A LOT. But he had to help her. Out of his free will. Just because he could. And just because he loved her so much. That's why later in 5x22, when he gets told he can do whatever he wants he...

[st4rstudent]

just some doodles today sorry guys (ft an old doodle from a while ago)

[dennisboobs]

plain and simple i am not going to be able to remain in this fandom long-term if i have to keep putting disclaimers on every single one of my posts that say i don't condone dennis' bad, bad actions and that i am in fact aware he's got a history of sexual assault and dubious/nonconsent. the entire gang has done heinous shit. why is dennis the only one who needs to be treated like this? if some rando wants to post about how dennis is pookie pie that doesn't automatically mean they're blind to his crimes. every single member of the gang is a piece of shit. that's kind of the point.

draw dennis with cat ears who give a shit

[salsa-di-pomodoro]

Guys i know Christmas is overrated on every possible level but if at the end of december i don't see at least ONE submas reunion fanfic featuring Emmet (and possibly other characters if they're staying over) finding Ingo passed the fuck out under the damn tree during Christmas morning with maybe a little note of apology from Arceus taped to his receding hairline ass forehead i will riot

Or! He could be found under the communal (is that the right word) Nimbasa city/Gear Station tree. That would also make for some fun shenanigans i think. Imagine being a depot agent and getting a call for something weird at the christmas tree and you get there and fucking boss Ingo is just sleeping under there with a little bow on his hat

(it doesn't have to be Christmas btw. If you want to put a different holiday or celebration or tradition that's also cool christmas is just the one i celebrate so the first that came to mind. Also its the funniest to me but what do i know about other religions? Absolutely nothing so if you've got a funnier alternative go for it. It could also be and invented religion from the Pokémon world. Hmm)

Edit: by the way the same thing is happening on Akari's side. I just didn't mention it cause i was in submas brain mode and did not think about it

[the-judicial-assistants-notebook]

I see your tags on the Wocky and Alita art, I would love to hear your thoughts on Alita actually!

I only need one person to show interest in what I have to say for me to talk forever and ever, thank you. HAHA Okay, in seriousness, this won't be as thorough/long as the Klavier post because... there really isn't much to her, but I find it extremely interesting how Alita falls into the same category of witnesses as April May and Dahlia without being — and I mean no offence to her when I say this — stunning? Like, with April and Dahlia, there's a very clear mass appeal to them which most people point out. Contrariwise, Alita's appearance is really only commented on by Trucy, and just glancing at her portrait, you can see that, without her slightly outlandish fashion, she's frankly nothing to write home about.

So why am I discussing this? Surely it's a little reductive to analyse female characters beginning with their appearances? Usually, yes, but that's the thing about this category of witnesses: their pretty faces aren't just pretty faces.

For April and Dahlia, their beauty is part of their arsenal. It functions as both their defence and their weapon of choice; they know how to wield it to bring people under their heel. Alita being ordinarily pretty instead of drop-dead gorgeous deprives her of that weapon and leads you to wonder how she became a mafia heiress to begin with. It also parallels her to Mimi Miney in a way that goes beyond the 'murderous nurse who worked for and killed her awful boss' comparison you get on the surface. Presumably, Alita, like Mimi, only got to where she was because she managed to fool the people around her into believing she was less dangerous than she actually is. Mimi did this by feigning stupidity and inviting people to underestimate her. Alita seems to do this by showing them what they want to see.

When she first meets Apollo and Trucy, Alita stays quiet and spends more time listening to them than she does talking. Once she has a hold on who they are, then she slips into her persona, and I find it interesting how she doesn't even attempt to come across as particularly delicate or lovelorn? Instead she goes for the relatively typical role of a distressed, indulgent loved one earnestly entreating Apollo for help. I'm inclined to say she does this because her read on Apollo makes her realise that he'd likely be exasperated or annoyed by such a person; but it's also almost as if she knows she doesn't have the disposition to pull off that frail, damsel-in-distress archetype and has resigned herself to being ordinary. Like how she looks. The next time she has to reapply her persona, Alita's appearing in court, and again she makes subtle adjustments that best suit her situation. The judge is old, so she takes a chance on expressing her dedication as a wife while balancing her dedication as a righteous citizen, which works. But oddly enough, despite her successes, I don't think Alita is actually good? At donning disguises? Everyone I've seen discuss this case has been able to guess almost immediately that she's the culprit, and maybe we're just prepped by past characters like her that have appeared, but I don't think she's even that convincing in the game.

Both the identities she assumes are risky manoeuvres that happen to fall in her favour, and she's not particularly dedicated to maintaining the front. When she asks Apollo to be Wocky's defence, she admits that marrying him is largely a chance at a more exciting life than some great love story; Plum Kitaki straight up says that there's a darkness in Alita she doesn't like, despite how docile Alita behaves in front of her; and Wocky has moments where he slips up and calls her things like, "imposter" and "fallen angel", implying that at least subconsciously, he knows she's not what she makes herself out to be. Even her general mannerisms don't greatly differ between her actual self and the mask who's blunt her claws — nothing is ever overtly coy or cutesy — and when Apollo brings up the fact she was Wocky's nurse, she drops the facade almost immediately. There's no waffling, no, "Whatever do you mean?"s or, "You're scaring me"s, just the statement, "I don't know what you mean by 'meaning', Mr. Justice!" delivered in a sudden cool, frosted steeliness.

And I think that steel is what really makes her different.

See, the other women are all driven to crime by some defining trait in themselves caused by their circumstances. For Dahlia, it's her desperate need to be free of the Fey clan; for Mimi, it's grief over her sister's unjust death; and for April, it's her fear of Redd White. You don't really get that with Alita. Instead of there being something dark in her life that leads her down this path, she just seems... tired. Tired of being "pretty enough" but not "gorgeous", tired of being the obedient nurse to the corrupt doctor, tired of being ordinary. There's no predatory external force pushing her into a corner, there's no abusive family beliefs pinning her down. There's just an ordinary life, lived dull and ordinarily, and she had had enough. So what does this girl, who's tired and ordinary in every way except the steel that lines her spine, do to get out of this?

She gambles.

Marrying into the mafia was a gamble, seeking Apollo as council was a gamble, shooting Dr. Meraktis was a gamble. Every decision she's made since she met Wocky has been a series of high-stakes gambles that leave her life on the line all so she won't be second-best anymore. This time, she was going to be the one on top. No matter what.

... And I'm sorry for loving evil women, but girlboss?? Girlboss???

I've heard people say they're disappointed that her "breakdown" is just an extension of her usual damage sprite, but it's honestly one of my favourite "breakdowns" in the series ever? Just because it isn't really one? Everything Alita has done up till now has been reckless, calculated risk, of course being convicted for murder is no different than losing in any other aspect of her life. Of course you're not going to get more than her damaged sprite, because this doesn't warrant a more dramatic reaction. She's lived this whole time knowing it could all come crashing down around her, and it finally did.

She made a bad bet. You caught her. Oh well.

The frosted girl of steel, standing tall to the very end. It's kind of sad that, even after all that, she's still seen as only second-best, incomparable to mimi, dahlia or any of the other women who've stood in her place.

[lucicada]

I need to point out the fact that the shipping side of this fandom has committed hate crimes (against me)

So like- we had solidaribeans, we had magical mountain, we had boat boys. We all know this, Joel gets bitches real BUT

Were the Fuck is my Gribeans content huh?? /lh

Like???? Something something Joel and Grian being the only ones they could trust in the end of LL, running away from the rest of the server together, dying inches from each other..

Joel killing Grian twice and Grian still following him, their plans or revenge. Getting revenge on people who did nothing to them because the other wanted blood.. something something

On 100Hrs Joel being there when he died, when he was revived, when Scar died. Something something them both needing constants in their lives and using each other to fill it

NOT TO MENTION THE ‘LETS MAKE OUT SCENE’ COME ON GUYS

This is frankly disappointing and my day is ruined /lh

[kirnet]

2023 character wrapped (but I cheated)

Kirnet / Atton / Epiphany and Wyll / Dorotea Langford / Kim Kitsuragi / Stoja / Vash the Stampede / Murderbot / the entire crew and ship of the Actium from the hit webcomic Actium Alpha

tagged by @nsewell mwah mwah kiss kiss <3333

tagging uuhhh @maxthetruman @lavampira @rosebarsoap @asexualastarion @fourstores @coldshrugs @bryoria @valeroyeaux @mrs-theirin and anyone else who wants to follow this!!