#and i love lil canary birds so

[kotalketz]

Ay que pena me da que se me ha muerto el canario

Ay Dios mío que triste

¿Y a quien le voy a echar ahora el alpiste?

Ese pajarillo vacilón me ha roto el corazón

Chungo cubata me dije cuando le vi estirar la pata

No se que voy a hacer sin él, sin él

[ego-meliorem-esse]

I present to you my years long obsession - female America.

This is not a Nyotalia version it's just a concept of "what if everything is the same but Alfred was born a girl". Like i see so much potential! In a world where all the odds are stacked against her, she despite it all gets to where she is today. Making good and bad decisions along the way.

A lil hc/backstory for my main girl:

• Given name (by dad Arthur) is Elizabeth Felicity Kirkland but during the revolution changes her last name to Jones. Her first name change happens in the 1820/1830s when she changes it to Alexandra, also dropping her second name. (I was young when I came across the name and it means "defender/protector of man" and I was /obessed/ so i just stick to it since she is a loser and just thinks it's a cool sounding name)

• She goes by Alex/Al and I think that's neat :)

• My girl is tall. Like 181 cm tall. Sender but with visible muscles. She does want a bigger behind but her Anglo-Saxon genetics say nah.

• As a child she spent more time in England due to her being a girl so I think even if Arthur was absent he didn't allow her to spend much time alone in the colonies. She resents that ofc

• Just like with Alfred, Alex is very fkn close to Matt even if she forgets to call him or check up on him for months at a time. Al: "Hey man I know I just called a while ago but how've you been? Matt: "you called me 5 months ago..."

• Works at NASA as a part time aeronaitical engeneer. Loves physics, hates chemistry (self projection im sorry)

• During the revolution she dressed up as a boy but the people she worked with knew she wasn't one. People went along with it anyway.

• Other than during the American revolution, she dressed in feminine presenting clothes up until the 1930s. After that it was trousers all the way!

• Alex was never a nurse during wartime but definitely did accountaint work in ww1 and later joined the Women’s Auxiliary Air Force (WAAF) where she stayed until 1943 when she joined her men fighting on the ground ( Conversion to Army status, Women's Army Corps - WAC). That's when she saw actual combat.

• Isn't fond of birds. Canaries are fine. Eagles are unsettling.

• Obsesses over a certan thing/hobby at a time up to a point where she perfects her skill. When she was about 14 (human years) it was the whole freedom and equality of man and all the politics regarding it. In the 1890s her obession was cars and motor vehicles. The 1910s brought a new obsession on womens rights. 1960s was space exploration where she devoted almost all her time researching and working for NASA, disregarding her goverment/state duties as a country. In the 1980s it was the internet. In 1990s she got really interested in the Balkan wars (self insert >:)) for whatever reason. Today her attention is mostly on social media and her attention span ia short af. Still really likes all things tech.

• Hasn't got many properties/real estate. Al does own a penthouse in Seaport, Boston and a late 17th and early 18th century colonial home in Newbury, Boston (that she needs to renovate asap). The only other real state she owns is in California, though modern and recently buit, it's not big nor does she spend much time there.

• Her personality is basicaly Alfred if he grew up as a woman and had to face opression based on sex and inequality that came with it. So still bubbly, extroverted, a social butterfly but also self-serving, idealistic, manipulative sprinkled in with sarcasm, cautiousness and craftiness. Same feckin sense of humour tho.

• In 1783, at the Treaty of Paris in Versailles both her and her father had to sign the document that started her independence (She herself had a human representitive 'cus of her age/sex bla bla but it was mostly formalities). At that signing Arthur gave her a flintlock pistol that he himself used in the 1640s. Not many words were exchanged, he just put it in her hand to keep. She still has it in her attic. Somewhere. She'd find it if she just takes the time to look for it I'm sure.

• In 1889 she straight up did her first war crime/murder of a fellow nation (if you don't count shooting her pops face off at Saratoga in 1777). After an altrication with Antonio that resulted in him insulting and slapping the girl for her audacity and mouthiness, she punched him straight in the jaw. A fight insued where she got ahold of his belt and straight up strangled him. Took her a while to process that and accept it. On the bright side Antonios scilence was heard around the world and while perplexed and insulted, older and influential (mostly male at that point) nations started to feel a glint of respect forming for the young startup.

• Al was given a family pocket watch by her father in the 90s (No more empire for Arthur so he sad :(((((( ) that was suppoaed to go to a firstborn son of a lord as an inheritance symbol. Everyone thought Jack would get it since Matt is techincally not Arthur's son. But even he would be expected to recieve it before Al. Then in an unexpected turn of events, while visiting her grumpy and nostalgeous empire-missing dad, Arthur pulled out the watch while eating stale kebabs in front of the telly and gave it to her casualy without as much as a word (The empire started with her, it shall end with her). She keeps it in her work desk drawer in a wooden box.

• Al and Zee have an interesting relationship. While being different in almost every aspect, there ia a mutual respect for eachother from eachother. While not really being able to see eye to eye, they are sisters in a certain roundabout and very fucked up way. Girls who learned that they are very much judged by their sex despite being daughters of a high ranking British lord. While aware that she will never be Alex/Elizabeth in her fathers eyes, Zee still gets treated as a treasure by her father. Much to Zee's annoyance.

• It's still Matt who's in Alex's shadow. Despite the dificulties she rises above and is the perfect child of an empire. Smart, intelligent, inquisitive, a fast learner and incredibly aware of the political and historical situation at all times. Even despite being a girl and less than a son in the eyes of a 17th/18th century society, she suceeds.

• Arthur wanted a son to come from his colonial endeavours, as all empires/nobility at the time did. And as all other empires at the time had. But ofc karma is a bitch and he's the only empire with an only child being a daughter. Though at first thougrly dissaponted, when he lays his eyes on his daughter for the first time, the only emotion he can feel is /joy/.

• Instead of sowing/knitting Al's education was very much focused on natural sciences, since that is where Arthur quickly realized she exels at. He swapped her Violin and General History of Music lessions with Astrophysics and The History of Astronomy. All in an attempt to stop her from making his ears bleed from the constant prattling about The Four Square Theorem or The Brachistocrone Curve. It only got worse, but his daughter was happy and content.

I have sooooo many more of these jfc i might do more later but for now this is all I can think of.

TLDR: Female America is great and has so much potential as a character hghhhhhhhh

[bobbinalong]

Bro I am SALIVATING over your SIKTC au

There shall be more eventually! Next year, probably, but there will be because I love it a lot, too. For now, have these thoughts on the SIKTC!Browns, copied right from Twitter. (Too many of them are about the baby, but that's just something everybody here will have to deal with.)

Arthur and Steph got their injuries/scars in the same incident when Steph was about seven. Bruce killed the monster responsible -- Steph and him have not been free of each other since.

Crystal and Arthur have been seperated for. A while. They're not officially divorced, though.

Dean is still Allie's father and he's not around here, either. ?robably not even in the same city.

Steph might be the closest thing to a vigilante this AU has because Gotham is still a hellhole. She's not a(n official) Monster Hunter, she can't even see monsters anymore, and Bruce is conviced she exists only to give him a headache. Cass kind of likes her. Tim has a crush on her (they've never met).

Arthur still sucks tremendously but maybe. Marginally less than in canon.

Crystal has been clean for ~4 years. She's of course still a nurse.

Steph's working part time jobs, looking after allie and avoiding getting murdered by things she can't see. She also volunteers at Leslie's clinic occasionally. Her plan is to eventually study to become a nurse like her mom. She doesn't sleep much.

Cass has met allie, more on accident that on purpose; Bruce hasn't. This will be held over his head endlessly.

All of Allie's clothes are at least size to big because they buy them for her to grow into (but she's growing like a weed so they're never too too big for too long).

I'm also thinking about giving Arthur his ponytail back but then he just looks so silly with his lil curls.

Also! Because I think I haven't like. "Announced it" on Tumblr yet, the polls made Dick and Bruce Black Masks (alongside Cass, who I decided on) and Duke a White Mask (along ... or well, after Jason, since the kid's dead and buried. Along with his We Are Robin buddies, though). Babs and Tim are Azure Masks. Damian is training under Bruce (or Dick, if I decide to kill of Bruce, we'll see) and he'll probably become a Black Mask, too. Alfred was the easiest after Babs, he's a Scarlet Mask.

Other DC characters I know exist in this universe: Dinah Lance (aka Black Canary, a Black Mask) and the Kents (not affiliated with the Order but Lois is always one step behind Bruce). I've been thinking about making Clark, like, ... the orphaned son of decimated House the Order lost track off or something. I don't know yet. The other Birds of Prey probably exist, too.

Also, just to have them in one place, the three things I've drawn for this AU so far.

[liauditore]

impulse always helps skizz to preen his lil wings, he's doing it so careful. and in last life there was two guys with wings. it's funny how both jimmy and skizz have little neat wings and grian's are so much bigger, he actually can fly on them. but they're more messy.

so when tango was sitting, nervous about jimmy being a canary hybrid and tango literally knowing NOTHING about birds and wing stuff, impulse was like

"ok, look, jimmy's wings are very sensitive, you need to be careful with them. never tell grian about it, he'll kill you, even if jimmy allowed you, grian just angry guy. idk, it's something with guys with wings, respect it. DON'T, i said, DON'T think about making nest, please.¹ it's something like your nether gem, but more... um. just don't."

and other other stuff. jimmy would be so surprised that tango knows even little details and still loves him

¹ (i think scar tried to do nest for grian, but gri is not interested in nesting, he's a free bird! tho, jimmy really wanted to just sitting in the nest and never leave.....)

- 🔥

OH I LOVE THESE HEADCANONS <3 <3 <3

As much as I do not understand their anatomy I do enjoy wing HCs very much. Especially anything involving the ranchers being clueless about eachother's not-human-ness lol

Idk if this is a fic i actually read half-asleep or if my brain just made it up but something something scenario where jimmy steals a bunch of tango's spare clothes to make a nest in the ranch and tango's like?? i guess?? he's cold? and someone has to explain to him that it's just a thing avians do and tango made him feel safe enough for that instinct to come out. and tango's like. Oh! oh. :0

and yeah impulse being so Done with everyone else's nonsense is so on brand lmao

[gingergod]

Also y'all when the TikTok tarot readings hit hard and resonate so good and say shit that fits together and mentions pink flowers and birds being significant (someone told me forever ago about a yellow bird + I just love like birds) and then this lil yellow wild canary shows up to eat when I'm out and sits close to me as I put up the feeder.. cool shit is otw and I can't wait to tell younger me that it eventually gets a lot better

[practically-an-x-man]

Your ocs as birds

ooooh this is gonna make me think! thank you!!

gonna put these under the cut since I'll have pictures and explanations for each of these

Okay well obvious first: Kestrel is literally an American kestrel. Like, that's literally what I based their character on (both physically and in their characteristics), they're a shapeshifter and a kestrel is their main form, it's the whole point. I love these funky lil raptors

Next, her name might be Robin, but she's a canary. They're known for being able to sing two songs at once, which reminds me of her ability. Her story also makes me think of miner's canaries - fully ready to sacrifice herself to save others' lives... but some miners carried resuscitation devices to save the canaries because they got so attached to the birds :) Also, not all canaries are yellow!

I feel like Rae would be a mute swan. They're supposed to be a symbol of grace, but they're actually deceptively territorial and love to start fights. And they mate for life! If that's not Rae, I don't know what is.

Jasper is a mandarin duck! They're super bright and colorful, which I think suits Jasper well, and they're one of a few species of birds known to change sex from female to male. And while the Mandarin duck isn't known particularly to display same-sex mating tendencies, several other species of ducks are.

Ophelia is a cassowary for sure. They're big, strong, super fiesty, and they're a species of flightless bird (which in my eyes could represent Ophelia being a superhero without powers of her own, like a bird can't fly). Plus, one of her signature clothing pieces is a navy blue long coat, and the cassowary's feathers reminded me of that.

Indigo is an Iranian ground jay. For one thing, their coloration reminded me of her hair, especially with the white stripes on the wings. For another, jays are corvids, so they're very clever birds, but they're not often recognized as corvids since people usually associate the word with crows, ravens, and magpies (i.e. Indigo being very strong and smart of her own right, but rarely being noticed). And as a ground jay, she's "underfoot".

With all the focus on Ancient Egyptian culture and mythology, Katherine has to be an African sacred ibis. They represented Thoth, the god of knowledge and wisdom, and while Katherine herself is more connected to Bastet than Thoth, the connection to Egyptian mythology as a whole means this is absolutely her bird. (though an honorable mention to sun conures, since she keeps them as pets in the fic)

I know I said Prometheus is a phoenix in (Farewell) Wanderlust (and I still stick to the decision that the Corinthian is a barn owl), but I figured I'd pick a real-life bird here just for fun. This was a tough decision, but I went with a slender-billed crow. For one thing, there's a Lenape legend about Rainbow Crow bringing fire to humans and having his feathers burnt black, which reminded me of the legend of Prometheus and his fire in the Greek myths. Crows also form family groups and are even known to hold funerals for their loved ones, which made me think of Prometheus' endless care and compassion for their dreamers. Crows are also linked to Morpheus, and bonus... slender-billed crows are Passerine birds, and we both know Passerine is a total Prometheus song :)

I also struggled a bit with Quinn. On the one hand, I wanted to make her a loon, since they're excellent diving and swimming birds but are physically incapable of walking because of where their legs are positioned (great in their own element, but with disabilities outside it). On the other hand, I wanted to make them a mockingbird, partially for their sharp wit and partially because of their skill with disguises. But in the end, I decided to make her a flamingo: super bright and flashy, almost to the point of being a joke, but shockingly resilient to anything they come across (I mean, look it up, flamingos can survive all kinds of temperature, salinity, acidity, you name it. They're hot pink TANKS)

And finally, I know I've compared Madison to a goose in Smoke and Mirrors for her protective nature, and I debated making her a Major Mitchell's cockatoo for their coloration (thank you Odel), but I ended up settling on a red-chested goshawk. Goshawks are VERY protective birds - they can and will attack anyone or anything that gets too close to their young. They're strictly monogamous birds and actually put a lot of care into raising their young. They're strong hunters and are said to be adaptable to their habitat.

thank you for the ask!! this was a lot of fun to think about!

[americangirlstar]

pet headcanons for the girls w/o pets

elizabeth absolutely has a gray cat. you know she does

nellie has two very cuddly conure birds. idk if that’s accurate for 1904 but i think she deserves them

ruthie has two cats, one is incredibly affectionate and loves when ruthie picks her up and hugs her and spins her. the other cat is a grumpy kitty who does not want to be touched. they look exactly the same

i’ve been told ivy’s relative has a parrot in the latest julie mystery and she def seems like a parrot girl yee. i also think she should have a cool-ass lizard or snake

mia has a bunch of finches she hangs out with in the living room

gwen has a parrot or cockatiel 

logan has ex-lab rats. he tells tenney that they can read her brain to freak her out

luciana has an army of guinea pigs and she loves each and every one

makena seems like a dog person but we have enough of those tbf so like. ferrets. she has two ferrets and she spoils them to high heaven

evette has a pair of canaries

bonus: unused best friend dolls

speaking rain’s story would def take place in her six months with white braids, and there i think she should have a salish wool dog

that cow is LYDIA’S don’t let caroline’s collection fool you

there’s an adult goat in clara’s collection to put next to sombrita on displays

singing bird doesn’t have a specific pet but has a bunch of wildlife plushies in her collection

sarah moore has a gray tabby cat, we can write it in as a stray cat that she sometimes feeds that ends up just hanging out with her

ana rubin has the plush messenger pigeons rebecca never got

i think it’d be cool if lily had some pretty fish; we can say she caught them while out fishing with her father

would love davy fenstermacher to have a gray rabbit named bugs but that might be copyright-impossible. so. maybe a lil tan hamster

val porter should have a tortoiseshell cat she just has the vibes

tina only just got used to courtney’s guinea pig she’s not really a pet person but also she gives me horse girl vibes

[floorpancakes]

fun fact for those unaware the relation to canon of catverse and canarys universe are as follows

catverse-> is for all intents and purposes the canon universe UNTIL yuuko dies, watanuki returns to the shop and doumeki makes the executive decision to take his hand and run. reason being 'you should be able to have the space to grieve and make your own decision. and also i refuse to allow you to do this under these circumstances'. from this point the canon diverges and doumeki spends months taking care of watanuki in a sort of vegetative state of shock until he's ready to return to school. watanukis time is not stopped and time to think is had.

canaryverse-> LITERALLY THE SAME as canon, including rou and anything post yuuko death. goes on for perpetuity for hundreds of years in the same manner that watanuki has been living, until the inevitable happens and he's accumulated great power, but is so consumed by his yuuko search and sense of loss that it has become an animalistic urge. is even more powerful than yuuko at her peak and has gained the ability to freely traverse multiverses, the only reason he has to leave the shop at all. does not remember his friends and loved ones, and has very faint memories of yuuko that take on the vibe of a lost worshipper working on a bird's homing instinct. helping people is also no longer a priority, his power is used exclusively to find yuuko in other worlds, without really even knowing why other than it being a blind spiritual need. he's actually lost so much of himself that while he appears like an old grey god with great powers and an intelligent manner of speaking he has many weaknesses in his armour, his greatest being lack of tethers to caring about anything that he insists are innate but are evidently self inflicted. causes universal rifts due to his power when he walks various earths, does not care. has a milky white unseeing eye and doesn't know why or when it happened. eye seems to retain some trace of spiritual energy that seems like some sort of homing signal. could that find yuuko who knows

its a lil complicated but it makes sense eventually

[pathetichoney]

i have risen from the long dead and decided that i needed to carry on drawing fanart of fanfic and let me tell you, i am so happy to be drawing my son again

anyways, this one’s from @cloud-nine-and-three-quarters‘s Canary!! been a stan since it was just a concept in their previous fic :’) 

for those unaware, it’s a musically inclined izuku finding his voice and his quirk, with the help of shinsou through his friendship and present mic through his radio show! super cute and wonderful, its currently one of my favourite fics!

[honestlyfrance]

SAMBUCKY BOOKMARKS

it’s fic yeah friday over at @fuckyeahsambucky​​​ so i wanna do a lil something something for the fandom :) check out my #fic rec tag for more! 

enjoy the more than 50 fics listed here :) be careful of the tags!

I Am Trying to Break Your Heart by Lunar_Pull

Today is the day that Steve received an invitation to the love of his life’s wedding.

Philopatry by Areiton

"I want to be safe," he says. "But I'm not." "Then why come here? Why put me at risk?" Something flickers in his eyes, little boy lost and utterly cold, and it makes Sam want to give the dude a hug and also pull his sidearm. "I have no reason to hurt you," Winter says. "I don't want to hurt you," Bucky adds, earnestly.

farmhouse by Tazmaster

"You know, I think I'd want a farmhouse."

"A what?" Sam turns to look at him, slightly annoyed. This was the first thing Bucky has said in the past hour and a half they've been cramped in this god forsaken car. He had a knack for impulsively voicing his dumb thoughts at the worst times, but whenever you wanted to know what was actually going on in that head of his, he'd never say.

They were staking out the front gate of a large mansion, very much not a farmhouse. It was mind numbingly boring, being stuck in a beetle with absolutely nothing else to do than stare at the gaudy gates of some rich asshole.

"A farmhouse," Bucky repeats nonchalantly, "If we ever get out of this business, or you know, live long enough to retire maybe--- I want a farmhouse. With a lot of animals."

---

Bucky keeps talking about a farmhouse and it drives Sam crazy, that is until he finally asks why.

Employee Discount by bopeep for queenmab_scherzo

Sam Wilson doesn't love working in a store that makes him wear vanity-sized polos and breathe in clouds of men's cologne like the worst kind of GQ aromatherapy, but the view from his cash register across the mall to the Hot Topic and the sullen Dark Prince of Wallet Chains he loves to hate may just beat the minimum wage blues.

In warm water, swimming down by targaryen_melodrama

“Why are you hiding?””Tired.”Bucky raises an eyebrow. “So you decided to swim.”“So I decided to be alone.”Bucky’s quiet for a moment. “I can go, if you want.”It’s the last thing Sam wants.

I figured out what the slashes mean by Teaismycoffee

Sam, Steve and Bucky are all living together in a safe house. Bucky and Sam discover fan fiction written about them. Steve doesn't approve. Sam and Bucky are really into secretly reading fan fiction together, or maybe it isn't the fan fiction part they are really into.

Chicken Soup for the Soul by bioloyg

“S’not my bed time,” Sam says as he buries his face in Bucky’s upper arm. Bucky laughs. “Tough. You’re sick.” Sam lets out a loan groan and says, “But my bed is cold. I was so warm, why’d you move me?” “Because your neck would’ve hated you if I didn’t.” He tries not to be so amused by how fussy Sam is when he’s both sick and half-asleep. It’s cute. ~ A fic wherein Bucky takes care of a sick Sam.

two nights in L.A. by CapnWinghead

Bucky kindly volunteered Sam to be a groomsman for Scott’s upcoming wedding. Of course, that meant Sam and Bucky had to go to the bachelor party.

at the end of the war (what's mine is yours) by notcaycepollard

They don't talk about it: that's how it works.

I'd Like That by honestlydarkprincess

Sam has been up for over 24 hours and has been dreaming about his Coffee Caramel Fudge non-dairy ice cream since about the 18-hour mark. When he gets to the store, there's only one carton of it left and, unfortunately for the guy innocently holding said carton, Sam's not leaving without it.

Or, the one where Sam is sleep deprived, yells at a cute guy, and gets both ice cream and a phone number out of it.

Ready, Set, Date! by bioloyg

Bucky wants to sleep, Natasha wants to find him a date for Steve's wedding (so he'll leave her alone), and Sam is the best thing about this whole speed dating disaster. But, Sam's not in the speed date rotations - he's at a different table weathering through dates just like Bucky is. ~ "Three dates in, Bucky decides he has made one of the worst decisions in all of his life by coming here. His first date had been an attractive enough man by the name of Greg. He introduces himself as “The Big G,” to which Sam laughs at in the middle of introducing himself to his own date. Greg likes to talk about cars a lot, which is fine. Bucky also likes cars. The only problem is that Greg’s love for cars borders on… erotic."

We'll rise up free and easy by Sarsaparilla, woofgender

Steve and Natasha are away on a mission when Sam receives intel about the Winter Soldier’s location. When he follows the lead, Sam finds something unexpected—but despite his initial impression, it’s certainly not all bad. (Post-CATWS, not AOU- or CACW-compliant.)

__________ "'Jesus Christ,' Sam said, 'Are you planning on fighting an entire army?'

Barnes looked up from examining the sights of a sniper rifle. '...no,' he said, a little guiltily, and adjusted one of the--five? Six? guns he’d already strapped to himself."

love is in the air (i smell coffee) by Flora_K, hermionesmydawg

Sam Wilson - graduate student, part-time barista, part-time salesman, and full-time father - doesn't have time to sleep, much less date. At least, that's what he tells himself.

Up at Night by bioloyg for lunaaltare

With Halloween nearing, Sam is feeling more in the mood for a scary movie than usual. He'd never watch one on his own though, so he invites his roommate to pick one out and join in on movie night. or Prompt fill for Samtember ~ "It’s quiet for a while after that. Like always, the two of them start on opposite sides of the queen sized bed with at least a foot of space between them. And, like always, they drift closer to one another as time passes, though whether it’s habitual or instinctual Sam would never dare delve into."

flowers in darkness, the moon above the sea by 27dis

Sam enjoyed his job, really.

But, not when a certain person came in.

A quick detour and a sudden arrival by iwillnotbecaged for heuradys

He found Wilson shivering in the snow, left for dead. Sloppy.

You couldn’t trust the elements to do your job for you. They were rarely so obliging.

A mission gone awry, unexpected help, and close quarters makes for an interesting couple of days.

Don't lock the door on me by TuskFM

Sam’s desperately trying to sleep when he gets a visit from the Winter Soldier at three a.m., bleeding and asking for help. Sam’s not the kind of guy who let someone bleed out on his front door, even if the said someone threw him off an helicarrier and stole his wheel.

and i run, further than before by hermionesmydawg

"What do they call you?" Bucky carefully pulls out an equal amount of caramel and cheese kernels of popcorn and pops them into his mouth. "Birdman?"

"No."

"Captain Canary?"

"Hell no."

"The Winged Avenger?"

"Falcon, dammit, and I am not an Avenger," Sam snaps, and now he's kinda pissed because yes, it's a bird name. He didn't sign up for this kind of ridicule from an amnesiac assassin.

***

Basically, the 5 times Sam actually found Bucky and the 1 time he tried to hide from him. Don't tell Steve.

Exquisite Flavor by enchantedlightningwrites for honestlyfrance

W&M's Grand Corner's growing to be one of the popular restaurants in New York, where Sam Wilson works as a chef for his sister. A wedding's in a few weeks and he has no idea on what to do about it. Notorious for his picky taste and blunt reviews, Bucky 'Winter Wolf' Barnes pays a visit. Little did he know, food could really win one's heart and lands on his stomach.

He's a Beta, You Hear That? by 27dis

Reasons why Sam didn’t realize Bucky was courting him this entire time: 1. He is a beta 2. He is oblivious 3. He thought Bucky is way out of his league 4. He is a beta for fuck’s sake

See? It’s hardly his fault for not noticing it. Why was Bucky flirting with him anyw—

Oh. Oh.

Or; Bucky swore flirting with someone was never this hard before.

stay where we belong by glittercake

He doesn't know what the hell he's doing when he turns around and shouts, "Yo! You know what—" and Barnes turns on his heel in a flash, "It's getting late, man. Looks like rain."

Sam motions to the grey sky above, and Barnes follows his eyes beyond the hanging Willow branches. "Yeah? What are you saying?"

He's got that terribly smug look on his face, the one Sam can't stand but kind of misses when it's not irritating him. But mostly, he can't stand it, "Nothing! Forget about it!"

Arms Spread Out Wide, Turn Falling Into Flight by irisesandlilies

It was easy, nothing has ever been easy for Bucky. Except this, and that terrifies him.

Years in the making by glittercake

Bucky and Sam meet as two young soldiers, but the time is never quite right to make it anything more. Until it eventually is.

or

Sam refuses to let himself fall in love while he's deployed. Bucky pines endlessly for years about the prettiest bird he’s ever seen. Sam’s no better.

If At First You Don't Succeed by SonnyD

Bucky finally gains the courage to tell Sam about his feelings. He comes up with a list of methods to woo him that were bound to succeed. He didn't account for each and every one of them failing in unexpected ways. The five times that Bucky attempts to woo Sam and the one time that Sam returns the favour.

if i could take us back, if i could just do that... by safelikespringtime

Bucky laughed, cheeks flushing red, “I’m glad you didn't. Don't know what I’d do without my wingman.” Sam groaned, poking Bucky’s side, “That was awful.” Bucky laughed. “You couldn’t survive without me. We both know it.”

How right he was.

***

Sam dies. Bucky mourns.

Strawberries and Cigarettes always taste like you by winterscaptsam

There’s a sweet agonizing simplicity in leaving behind your safe haven, like the thrill of adrenaline, reaching the top of Everest, allowed to admire its beautiful icy view but with the everlasting fear of not making it back down. Maybe that's why it was a natural instinct for Bucky to reach out for the closest thing that felt like home, slowly then all at once falling for the sweet warmth of mahogany eyes, what soon became his safe haven.

Baked With Love by Siancore

Bucky Barnes’ family owns a bakery in a small town. High school has long been over, and Bucky is dying to move to the city to pursue a musical career with his band. And his future looks promising, if he can just persuade his father to let him leave his job behind at their struggling family bakery.

It is no secret that Bucky used to love baking with his father, but things change. He just can’t fathom wasting his life away watching rising dough and hot ovens. With his mind made up to leave, Bucky convinces his father to advertise for a replacement. While interviewing candidates to fill the position he has vacated, Bucky meets Sam Wilson: An easy-going guy who is as eager about baking as Bucky is about leaving. They bond over baking and become close. Love looks like it is ready to bloom between them if Bucky, in his haste to escape, does not ruin it.

Beneath this Crown by winterscaptsam

Sam traces his fingers from James’ hairline, down to his jaw, resting the pad of his thumb on James lips. He will let himself relish in this feeling. Not even the sculptors, painters or poets could carve their words and materials to accurately describe this.

“Do you think the history books will remember us?” Sam had once asked. And James’ words were made of the purest of golds, “my love, we will be legends for the children yet to come.”

Or

Sam Wilson and Bucky Barnes' love story, one a prince and the other a knight.

make my body come alive (i've got a right to hurt inside) by notcaycepollard

The body is weak. The body is hungry and soft and human. He looks at himself in the mirror, the bones of his shoulders, his cheeks hollowed out from hunger, and he thinks, gentle, you didn’t deserve this.

safe like spring time by quidhitch

“I already told you it looks good. What more is there?”

“I don’t know, man, you’re gonna live here. I just wish I knew a little bit more about how that’s sitting with you.”

Sam knows Bucky feels fine. What Sam’s probably actually after is how he feels about the fact neither of them have anywhere else to go, not with Natasha dead and Steve wrinkly. Therapists. Even the good ones, always so circular.

“I like the terrace,” Bucky offers, mostly to appease him.

Airy Laundry by AmarieMelody

Sam watches what happens when Bucky buys a clothesline.

lucky by CapnWinghead

In retrospect, it took Bucky an embarrassingly long time to realize that everyone and Scott's mom thought he and Sam were dating.

not an end, but (the start of all things) by notcaycepollard

They keep driving, for lack of anything better to do. A mission, Sam had said, and maybe that's true; maybe wherever they're headed is the way out, the way up.

So You Run On Gasoline by 343EnderSpark, ABitNotGoodieBag, OriginalCeenote

Bucky may have bitten off more than he could chew with this job, he thinks, as he ambles along the sidewalk to the cafe after leaving campus. He is running off the fumes of exhaustion and hasn’t had more than 3 hours of uninterrupted sleep in the past week. Between his students and his thesis, he knows that it’s foolish to try so hard to hang on to his barista gig, but DC isn’t a cheap place to live and Bucky can’t live with other people.

Bucky is just trying his best, despite being a human disaster.

we could jump the state lines (we only get the one life) by notcaycepollard

It starts in Paris.

“You can’t steal things just because you like them,” Sam tells Bucky, feeling innately that this is a losing battle, and Bucky cocks his head to the side, considers Sam very thoughtfully.

“Really,” he says. “I’m stealing you, aren’t I?”

we were a fire with no smoke by notcaycepollard

Sam can’t help but roll his eyes. Take the boys out of New York but they’re still Brooklyn Catholics, that’s clear enough. Bucky catches the gesture, smirks hard enough Sam can see his eye teeth. It should be dangerous but he’s beautiful, pale and charming and recklessly easy.

“You wanna come in?” Sam asks, ignoring the noise Steve makes, and Bucky’s smile gets wider.

“Yeah,” he says. Steps up close to Sam. “I do.”

Peace Begins with a Smile by Siancore

Bucky just likes the way Sam smiles.

They're Good Drones, Brent by chase_acow

When Redwing becomes infected with an alien A.I., Sam has to balance the needs of the team with his own curiosity about his new partner. Redwing isn’t the only one acting strange, he also needs to get to the bottom of Bucky’s weirdness. It takes a training exercise gone wrong that Redwing and Sam might not survive for their secrets to be exposed.

Wet Asphalt (This Is What Love Is) by ObviouslyOtter

Soft words in the dark tell us all we need to know about love. Better when they come from the person you need to hear it from most. It's crueler when you don't realize it till afterward.

Or

Sam and Bucky go out shopping for candles.

i'm gone by bi_marvel

After infiltrating a Hydra base, Sam and Bucky are sent to a safe house, and there's only one bed. Oh, golly, I wonder what will happen!

Covert Coffee & Flirtation Special by glittercake

The reporter says "—for Captain America to—"

And Bucky rolls his eyes. "Oh, here we go."

Sam looks at him then tips his head sideways, got a weird grin on his face. "Not a fan?"

"Not that. Just… the guy seems too good to be true, right? Wings and a shield? Come on."

"Uh, is that why your eyes are like glued to the screen whenever he's on?" Kate says. "Is that why you call him Captain Tight Ass?"

"He's a goddamn show-off, and you know it. Tight ass or not."

Just then Sam snorts, real loud, grabs his coffee and suffers a horribly controlled laugh on his way out the door.

The Starting Line by birdlight

A Series

Lone and Level Sands by quantum_consciousness

The almost-smile disappears off Sam’s face and he takes a step deeper into the water, and he starts unbuttoning his shirt as he wades further. One look over his shoulder and he chucks the shirt to shore, and Sam dives into the water. The ache in Bucky’s chest deepens as Sam swims. He supposes, Sam has lost a lot more, he supposes, sometimes Sam feels as lonely as he used to.

in which love doesn’t ruin us by joesnick

“Idiot,” Bucky said, so natural and deliberate that she couldn’t hear well but it was there. Relief and happiness under a small light. “Don’t do that to me again.”

“Hey, I’m here,” Sam said, before getting closer and pressing his forehead against Bucky’s. “I’m here.” They ran out of words. They didn’t need them, not at that moment. Their steadying breaths and their tenderness, saved only for each other and fed by each other, was all they needed.

Ride of Shared Melodies by enchantedlightningwrites for honestlyfrance

Two strangers, Bucky Barnes and Sam Wilson meet in an unexpected encounter in the airplane. Over the course of the ride, they discover their mutual love for music and connect.

Let's Fly Away by Unclesteeb

"If I could fly, I could go anywhere. I could do anything.”

Sam’s mom gives his shoulder a gentle pat. “You can in your own way.”

“How?”

“Sammy, all you have to do to be as free as a bird is to just do the right thing.”

Sam furrows his brow. “What does that mean?”

“Well,” Sam's mom starts. “The right thing is doing nice things for people. It's treating everyone how you would want to be treated. It's going out of your way to help people and love them, even if they're not nice to you at first or at all. People deserve love, and I know you have plenty to give.” She leans down to give his cheek a kiss. “All you have to do to find your wings and fly free is to just do what you feel is right. You have a beautiful heart, Sam. I know you'll use it the right way. Then you'll fly.”

Been one of those days (can I lean on you?) by hazel_eyed_bi

Sam and Bucky wrap up an exhausting, weeks-long mission, only to go back to their mutual pining while forced to share a bed at a crappy motel. Also, Nat knows what's up.

Find your love and fight for it by winterscaptsam

Sam learns to love again, quiet and composed. Love letters stay in between walls and stolen kisses don’t leave his apartment. It's not that it's a secret, loving Bucky the way he does, lord knows he’d scream it from the rooftops, travel all the way to space to let any living life form know it as well. But that’s the problem, he just doesn’t know how and it aches him to his core to keep Bucky like a secret, like this love is something to be ashamed of.

Or

Sam decides it's about time to come out.

Kings of Everything by glittercake

Twenty-five years after the events at a popular New York Bistro, Timothy DumDum Dugan tells the true story of infamous mobster Jimmy Buchanan and the man he gave it all up for.

arson we commit by winterscaptsam

Bucky seeks adventure, reaches out for an adrenaline rush whenever he can get it and he reckons this fellow will be the one to give it to him. All sweet smiled and dolled up figure showing off his attributes. Like he’s daring anyone to take the rush.

So, Bucky goes and gets what he wants.

“What’s your damage, doll?”

Or

Bucky is the hitman and Sam is the target.

The Boys of Summer by Siancore for avintagekiss24

Sam Wilson returns home to the small town he grew up in to complete his med school residency. He hasn’t been back for an extended amount of time since he left for college. While he only consistently kept in touch with childhood friend, Steve Rogers, he was keen to see the people he had grown up with. With the exception of Bucky Barnes. They had a falling out the summer before Sam left for college. What happened between them? Can they move past it now that they’re adults?

Sam's Plan by OhHelloFandoms123

“I have a plan,” Sam said smugly, hands on his hips. “I have a three-step plan for you to marry me.” At first, he thought he was joking. Then, he saw Sam’s genuine smile.

Bucky groaned, “there is no way in HELL that I’m marrying YOU, Wilson.”

Wreck In the West by OhHelloFandoms123 for honestlyfrance

There’s just something about leaning on his chest as the sun goes down and the smell of tea whilst into the air feels so amazing. And he was a wreck because of it, it tore him apart and put himself back together because it was so blissful, he almost couldn’t breathe at first.

OR

Gay cowboy proposal.

Belonging Season by OhHelloFandoms123

Sam Wilson and Bucky Barnes have lived their most happy, married life for 70 years. Death won’t stop them today for living an eternity.

neverending; by glittercake

Sam passes away after a long and happy life with Bucky, but Bucky never ages and life keeps introducing him to Sam's reincarnates for the next 156 years.

Lighthouse by glittercake

This guy’s trouble. Bucky knows that in his bones. It’s not bad trouble, is the problem, it’s good. Sam is so goddamn inherently good and if Bucky even touches that with a ten foot pole—fuck if he even looks at it—it’ll turn to shit.

He can’t afford another move to yet another city because his colleagues started recognizing Brock’s fist prints on his face.

But Sam is a ridiculously bright glowing light, a beacon, and Bucky goes toward it like that idiotic moth to the flame.

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[starrysupercell]

Brawlers' Pets Headcanon Dump!! (Some are canon but I just go into detail)

I've left out most of the ones I've covered in depth already, which include the Townsfolk Trio (1, 2, 3, 4,), Buzz and Surge, (1, 2) The Coworkers (not mine originally, but I’m on board!!) and Mortis.

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Shelly: Used to have a pet chicken when she was younger that she saved from being slaughtered. The bird followed her around everywhere and lived a full happy life. Lived to an old chicken age ❤

Currently, she has Kit, a lil tiny kitten. She spoils her greatly. Superb pet owner! She trusts only a few people to watch her cat, which includes Primo, Piper, Edgar and Lou. ...I can see Colt being mildly allergic to cats tbh, so he's off the table... (He will either still pet and fawn over Kit and deal with the slight repercussions, or he's one of those folks who refuse to admit that cats are cute in their own way. Can't decide yet!)

Also since Princess Shelly has that Frog gun, she'll probably get a pet frog soon too!

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Lou: One secret Sugar Glider named Cane that he lets roam around in the Snowtel against Mr. P's wishes. He's a good pet owner, but sometimes he loses track of the cutie because of the free range he allows her. Shenanigans arise when P feels something shifty is going on. Gale has his back if he's in the know, however. He will say "No, I haven't seen anything strange, Mr. P." to his boss' face while seeing the Sugar Glider descending to Lou from the second floor into his hands.

Once, Lou had to hide Cane inside his machinery for a couple of minutes while P was around. It felt 😵 absolutely awful. Ever since then, he's taken to being more mindful of her. It IS irresponsible to have Cane roaming around in a large place without supervision.

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Gale: Pet snake named Twister. He's a decent owner, and would be better if he weren't so overworked. He does make time for him as best as he can. Luckily, if push comes to shove, he's found that if he mentions his lament to see his pet snake around/to fellow pet snake owner Byron, there will either be a personal offer for extra caretaking or Mr. P will be sent a notice encouraging more leeway for his employee.

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Mike: a Canary named Canary. The funny/odd thing about Mike is that he CLAIMS to be a grumpy fellow, but there's no supporting evidence of that anywhere! Birds take time and patience to train (personal experience), and Canary is so attached to him, so why u lying, Mike??

Anyway, he does not let anyone handle Canary at all. I think I said before that he would trust Jacky with her, but I changed my mind. There's just no convincing him! He's also a top notch owner because birds don't like loud noises and that's why he keeps Canary under his hard hat.

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Belle: a horse named Elodie. The one we see in the GA animation! Elodie is dependable, fierce and used to the fast paced lifestyle Belle puts her through. Elodie gets regular coat brushes, healthy diet, exercise (+ extra when she's brought for a heist).

If anyone else tries to ride her, Elodie will simply not budge... Not unless Belle outright hands her reins to somebody else. A tough horse for a wild gal. (Oh, I've technically covered her, but it's okay.)

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Emz: Pet *inhales* OPOSSUM. You can't change my mind 💜💜 Her name is Molly. She found her when Uncle Frank made her take out the trash (because she will learn to do basic household chores) And she came across a lil baby possum trying to climb up a tree nearby. "EW." She said, but it was fuzzy and cute and the ears looked too big for its head.... anyway it took a while to be able to catch the skittish creature. She brought her inside and the rest is history. (She forgot to put the trash in the can. Frank was disappointed, but Ash was way way worse.)

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Jessie: Pam and (mostly) Nani said no to a real pet, but ever-crafty Jessie came up with Scrappy! The other Turrets in her Skins are all different robots too with different names and personalities, as I've covered before!

I also like to think that when she's older and lives with Penny (or a different partner/on her own, depending on your preference, but Watter Canon under this roof 😤), she gets a real dog. Border Collie, perhaps. And Penny would probably get a noisy Parrot. Of course, that's wayyy into the future... post Starr Park~

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Stu- Frilled-neck Lizard! Since Edgar has a Tarantula, someone needed a lizard. And like. This is just so fitting tbh. I can't explain it. He found the lizard as he was just rolling along one day and picked it up and took him home.

I don't know what's going through Stu's head but he probably named the boy something like Rocket Blast Extravaganza. He takes really great care of him and presses his face against the glass tank to stare at him adoringly. He looked up how to take care of reptiles properly. He Will get another one soon.

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As a recap for the Fantasy AU!

Wizard Byron’s Owl/Familiar is named Eglantine, and Barley’s Unicorn Steer is named Hana. (Y’all will look at them because I love their names, I put effort.)

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...Loan Shark Byron has one or two sharks bc he’s crazy.

[bitchybutcher]

Texts I sent a friend the first time I watched The Boys, Season 2:

-        Gird your loins

-        I’m dying to know more about Black Noir

-        Ugh ffs Homelander smarming about on stage at Translucents funeral

-        It’s an empty box but I suppose how would people know cause invisible corpse

-        WHY IS ANNIE SINGING AT THE INVISIBLE PERVS FUNERAL

-        Aw no straight in with Sad Kevin

-        Oh ok angry drunk Kevin

-        Ugh not these Samaritans Embrace fuckers again

-        Oh Annie. Parroting the company line. I hope she’s gonna fuck them all over

-        SAD HUGHIE OH NO

-        BILLY JOOOOOELLLL

-        Aw Kimiko is learning

-        Her lil smile

-        Oooh Hughie is a liiiiiar

-        Meeting on the subway like a couple shifty teenagers

-        Oh I forgot they microchipped the supes like dogs

-        Oh nooooo young love angst

-        Oh no a Sad Kevin incident

-        Aaaaand he’s been arrested

-        A nice archer bailed him out

-        Omfg the fake Butcher re-enactment

-        Oh do NOT tell me this crazy bastard is gonna drink the frozen breast milk

-        Oh fuck he is

-        What the FUCK, HOMELANDER

-        This visually impaired ninja seems nice

-        That probably means he’s gonna turn out to be a dick

-        OH FUCK

-        Homelander what the fuuuuuck

-        Ok what the shit is happening here in the motel

-        WHAT

-        What the fuuuuuck

-        I �� MM is making a dolls house? That’s so cute

-        Oh shit smuggled people

-        Homelander is nuts with power

-        Uhhhh who is Carol and why is she staring at Kevin while he sleeps

-        Finally an archer who is honest about how useless they can be once they run out of arrows

-        Oh noooo are they gonna try brainwash Kevin with homeopathic stuff? And why do they keep offering him Fresca

-        OH FUCK ME NOT ANOTHER RELIGION THING

-        Oh Hughie has grown a pair since last season. Good for him

-        Where’s Butcherrrrrrrr

-        Body gore porn dude is called Gecko that’s too cute a name for him

-        Stormfront seems like fun

-        She’s gonna be pissing off Homelander so much I like her already

-        OH WHAT THE FUCK THE CIA LADYS HEAD EXPLODED

-        I like Stan

-        Giving Homelander the dressing down he needs

-        I know it’s convenient for Toni to wear the padded suit all the time but does Homelander ever wear anything else

-        Oh hiiii Becca I still think you’re a bitch and Butcher deserved better

-        BUTCHERRRRR YASSSSS

-        “Daddy’s home”

-        I’m dead. It’s official.

-        The fuckin smirk and the voice I’m fuckin dead

-        OH NO KEVIN IS TRYING THE CHURCH THING

-        Is he making shroom tea

-        Why is Patton Oswalt voicing Kevin’s gills this is delightful

-        Atrain is awake again that’s not good

-        I’m cracking up at Sad Kevin and his singing gills

-        Homelander is gone way off the deep end oh boy

-        Awwww soft Maeve in the hospital with her girlfriend

-        I want to like Becca but I can’t shake the bad feeling

-        Homelander is a terrible father

-        I mean I know he has no role models to base his parenting on, but yikes

-        It’s like if Scar was raising Simba instead of Mufasa

-        ….are the gang raiding a party city store

-        I love how Frenchie always looks a mix of horrified and amazed whenever Kimiko kills someone

-        AWWW IT’S HER BROTHER YAY

-        Oh shiiiiiiiit

-        Butcher STOP JUST SHOOTING PEOPLE

-        You were right this season is weird

-        I like Kimiko’s brothers bedazzled denim jacket

-        Butcher don’t punch Hughie wtf

-        Starting with Hughie listening to the same song again, nice

-        Butcher is terrible at apologising it’s so cute

-        I’m sorry did Hughie just fall over trying to throw a punch

-        The kid’s a dandelion omg

-        Why are they on a boat? Did Karl just decide “I like being on boats lemme go on a boat”?

-        I see what you mean about Homelander being scary

-        He’s completely insane

-        Why does this storyboard guys shirt say assbinder

-        Chace Crawford is an excessively veiny man

-        BLACK NOIR IS CRYING

-        Or possibly laughing

-        Hard to tell when they have no face

-        Annie actually leaked all the compound V stuff good for her

-        FRENCHIE KISSED HUGHIE

-        Homelander is gonna get this kid killed tryna make him fly

-        Honestly the kid looks more like Hughie

-        OH MY GOD HE PUSHED HIM OFF THE ROOF

-        OH MY SWEET FUCKING JESUS HOMELANDER YOU CAN’T DO THAT

-        Oop there’s the laser eyes

-        Oh Homelander is back at the Tower and freaking Maeve out

-        OH FUCK THE BROTHER IS LOOSE

-        Hughie don’t do it

-        Oh ok I thought he was gonna jump off the boat

-        Kevin and the cult weirdos are up to something

-        Hughie no you don’t call the girl you like crying over Billy Joel lyrics

-        Oh god boyo you don’t then drop the L word in the same voice message!

-        He’s hopeless

-        Oh nooooo Kevin is attacking the boat goddammit Kevin

-        OH FUCK A WHALE

-        For fuck sake Kevin

-        Ewwwww

-        Butcher what the fuck

-        Hughie having a nervous breakdown inside of a whale

-        No but why is Karl so hot covered in blood

-        Actually I didn’t even need to include the blood part of that question

-        Oh boy here we go, the 7 show up to find Sad Kevin crying over spilt whale

-        ….why is Stormfront tryna get all up in Homelander’s ass?? I thought she was cool but now she’s all lemme suck that radioactive dick

-        OH NO

-        Poor Kevin he’s worked so hard to accept his gills and now Homelander has knocked him back down

-        Oooo dear Atrain is having a heart attack again this isn’t good

-        Oh fuck is Hughie gon get caught

-        Oh no it’s Annie it’s ok

-        OH FUCK

-        ANNIE WHY

-        THAT’S YOUR HUGHIE

-        OH MAN KIMIKO’S BROTHER IS BADASS YES SQUASH THE SMUG PRICK

-        Oh I do NOT like Stormfront holy fuckin shit what’s wrong with this woman

-        Poor Kimiko

-        What’s with the random woman talking about calling off her wedding?

-        Why is Frenchie taking drugs

-        FUCK SAKE FRENCHIE DON’T TRY KISS A GIRL WHEN SHE’S GRIEVING

-        What the FUCK is thiiiiis

-        Is he dreaming or is this the shapeshifter tryna stay alive by granting Homelander some sick wish

-        Yikes I feel bad for Doppelganger

-        I am fascinated by whoever and whatever the fuck Black Noir is

-        MM sees right through everyone’s bullshit

-        I feel so bad for Annie

-        Ooooo Atrain getting fired

-        MM having to put up with Hughie and Annie having a we didn’t start the fire singalong 😂

-        Ok who’s in the weird group therapy sesh with these women with strange views on love

-        Vending machine date so cute

-        Omfg ahahahaha the girl with the Ed Sheeran tattoo

-        I really want to like Becca cause she stands up to Homelander but I can’t shake the suspicions about her

-        I feel bad for Butcher

-        Homelander is a scary good liar

-        Oh shit interviewer lady is pulling out the diversity questions

-        OH FUCK

-        HE’S OUTED MAEVE

-        Poor Maeve what the fuck

-        Ugh Stormfront

-        Shut your racist hole bitch

-        Oh shit Kimiko on the warpath

-        Frenchie! Kimiko listen to him he’s tryna help

-        MM is doing a lotta sharing this episode

-        Ohhhh something bad is gonna come out about this Liberty lady they’re looking for oh fuck

-        Wait WHAT. STORMFRONT IS LIBERTY

-        Stormfront is like 70????

-        She’s really good with social media for an old bird

-        Ohhh fuck Homelander is pisssssssssed

-        Christ you’d know Homelander was an only child

-        Bitch you better not be fucking Butcher over

-        I FUCKIN KNEW IT

-        BECCA YOU RAGING BITCH

-        Got her goodbye fuck then called the supercops on him cause he’s a little broken? FUCK BECCA

-        Oh no Annie don’t give Hughie the “we can’t do this” talk

-        Pick your emo ass up and stop being melodramatic

-        All these women are chatting to Kevin?? Why??

-        Also this most recent one is super weird

-        THEY WERE INTERVIEWING TO BE KEVINS WIFE

-        This cult thing is so fuckin weird omfg

-        KEVIN GET YOUR SAD BUTT OUT OF THE CULT

-        Oh gross not the Doppelganger shit again

-        Doppelganger is really bad at flirting

-        ….

-        WHAT THE SHIT

-        Nonononono don’t do the selfcest

-        Not even Homelander is that fucked up

-        This is super weird

-        Why is Homelander crying

-        OH SHIT HE KILLED HIM

-        Uhhhh are they doing a lesbian scene in a vcu movie

-        Christ that was terrible and way too on the nose

-        “Strong female lesbians”

-        Homelander you himbo fuck what other kind of lesbian do you get

-        I feel bad for Ashley

-        She just wants to do her job well

-        Poor Butcher. His lil heart is broken

-        Oh no baby you’re hurt and upset? That’s so sad let me suck your dick about it

-        Oh no what’s he gonna do

-        BUTCHER WHAT THE SHIT

-        I mean it’s really fuckin hot but still

-        There’s always a cut on the cheekbone

-        “They’ve been moving her around like a Catholic priest” omg HUGHIE

-        Aww he called Hughie his canary

-        Oh shit are Frenchie and Kimiko missing?

-        KEVIN GOT MARRIED

-        BILLY HAS AN AUNTIE

-        Doggiiiiie

-        Awwwww soft Butcher with his dog

-        Aaaand now I feel bad for Atrain cause he’s being kicked to the curb

-        Oh gross this interview with Kevin and his cult wife

-        This is so cringe holy fuck

-        Bring back the Patton Oswalt gills

-        Why are the gangsters discussing musicals specifically Hamilton

-        FUCKING HELL KIMIKO PEELED OFF THAT GUYS FACE

-        Ahahaha the boys showed up at Butchers aunties house

-        The dog’s name is Terror that’s so cute

-        Hahahaha Hughie was holding the fuck pig

-        Why is there a sniper on the roof

-        Oh shit it’s Black Noir

-        Ugh what does Annie’s mom want and why is Stormfront being her friend

-        Oh hey it’s dickless

-        These two writer dudes are hella irritating

-        Poor Elena getting dragged into this shit

-        Yes Maeve scheme against his ass

-        Heartbroken Butcher is so tired

-        He needs a hug

-        Hughie give Butcher a hug please

-        Why is Kimiko in a church

-        Oh hey its Frenchie’s other girlfriend

-        Oh ok Kimiko is doing hits that’s fair

-        The old man just looking away like “I do not see it”

-        Aw no Frenchie don’t break up with Kimiko

-        Oh fuck off Cult Kevin

-        Stormfront again?????

-        Does this bitch ever fuck off

-        DID SHE JUST CALL ATRAIN GARBAGE

-        Wait why is Homelander giving an unapproved speech

-        This is gonna end in someone getting murdered isn’t it

-        OH FUCK

-        That’s a lot more murder than I expected

-        Ohhhh phew ok he was just daydreaming

-        Ashley is gonna go bald from stress

-        I adore grumpy Butcher

-        Omg auntie Judy is a drug dealer I love her

-        Ohhhh shit Homelander is having a nervous breakdown

-        BOBBY FROM X-MEN????

-        Uhhhh why is Homelander talking to Stormfront this can’t be good

-        Ooh MM set a trap this gon be good

-        BUTCHER HAS A BROTHER???? THAT HUGHIE IS LIKE

-        Oop Lenny is dead

-        The random explosions as Black Noir trips the traps

-        Oh shit Butcher locked the others out to face Black Noir alone

-        YES MM

-        OH NO MM

-        YES HUGHIE

-        Oh fuck did he KO Butcher

-        Shiiiit shit shit shit

-        Yes Butcher save your Hughie

-        Oh good they all survived

-        For fuck sake Kevin stop with the cult shit

-        Maeve please save Kevin from the cult

-        Annie why are you sneaking around don’t do it

-        There’s a lot of shots of Annie’s bum

-        What the fuck is Sage Grove

-        Stormfront needs to go choke on a bag of dicks

-        Oh fuck no not Homelander again

-        Uhhhhhhh

-        Stormfront x Homelander was not what I was expecting

-        These two have the WEIRDEST relationship

-        They’re gonna do some really fucked up supe bdsm shit aren’t they

-        Frenchie is Betty White. Fair enough

-        Wait what is happening. Why is Annie letting Frenchie at her with a lil saw

-        Ohhh the chip

-        “This might sting a little” FRENCHIE IT’S A FUCKIN SAW

-        Oh fuck that’s a big chip

-        Oh look it’s loves psychotic dream

-        Well that’s suitably gross

-        Aww Kimiko hugging Annie

-        Butcher is so menacing I love him

-        Kevin tryna be helpful to his buddies he’s so cute

-        NO! NO BAD KEVIN! STOP TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE JOIN YOUR CULT

-        Kimiko with her brass knuckle

-        Oh man, flowers??? Homelander has it BAD

-        Annie back the fuck off and leave Butcher alone

-        OH SHIT IT’S STORMFRONT AT THE HOSPITAL NOOOO

-        What the fuck is going on at this hospital

-        OH FUCK BOBBY FROM X-MEN IS LAMPLIGHTER

-        Oh shit who got let out

-        What does Cindy do

-        OH SHIT SHE’S THE HEAD BURSTER

-        Aaaaaaand now they’re all out

-        Good job, guys

-        Ewwwwww acid vomit

-        OH NO HUGHIE

-        Are you kidding me?? Annie can’t go all Starlight unless there’s a power source in the immediate vicinity??

-        What kinda fuckin shite superpower is that

-        Aha Butcher agrees with me

-        Ok so I’m guessing Homelander went berserk on set

-        Uhhhh apparently Cult Lunch is a therapy sesh?

-        Atrain get outta there

-        This cult leader guy is an arsehole

-        Hospital escape lookin like a horror survival game

-        Awwww flashbacks to happy times

-        Omfg Butcher with the slicked back hair

-        Welp, Annie just killed a guy

-        Oh shit a baby seat

-        Annie is gonna have a bad case of the guilts now

-        Oh fuck ok Lamplighter killed the kids by accident

-        So Frenchie went to save his friend instead of tailing

-        Oh god that’s the penis isn’t it

-        Stormfront to the…rescue? Maybe? She’s gonna kill Lamplighter isn’t she

-        Oh, no ok she didn’t kill him

-        Aw no sad Butcher cause Hughie’s hurt

-        Oh nooooo Elena found a video from the plane

-        Mallory gon kill sad Lamplighter?

-        Stormfront is coming clean to Homelander? Whaaaa

-        She was buddies with the Nazis??? SHE WAS MARRIED TO THE VOUGHT FOUNDER GUY

-        Oh fuck the head burster is still alive

-        A montage of how Stormfront is brainwashing people into racist attacks, nice

-        I hate Annie’s mom so much

-        Black Noir has just fuckin LAMPED Annie

-        Butchers mum called him 😂😂

-        Oh shit his dad died

-        Why are Hughie and Lamplighter watching knock off supe porn

-        Oh boy a racist rally

-        Homelander just threw Annie under the bus

-        Hughie that’s a really weird pep talk

-        And he’s gonna get Lamplighter killed

-        BUTCHERS MUM IS ADORABLE

-        Oh shit it’s Denethor

-        And he’s not dead

-        Oh fuck he’s why Lenny died?

-        Shit Lenny shot himself

-        Butcher was SAS???

-        WHERE ARE MY PICS OF BUTCHER IN HIS ARMY UNIFORM

-        Ah fuck he’s bringing stepmommy Stormfront to meet the kid

-        I have an urge to run my fingers through Butchers beard

-        Frenchie and Kimiko are too cute she’s teaching him her sign language

-        Is this a cult birthday party?

-        Poor Eagle the Archer. He pissed off the cult so he’s gon be excommunicated

-        Uhhhh kiddo made a Lego film?

-        Good for him

-        I know it shouldn’t be sexy when Butcher starts threatening to brutally murder people in his growly voice, I know, but hear me out: sexy growly voice

-        11/10 would let Karl Urban murder me

-        Oh FUCK Lamplighter killed himself

-        Poor Hughie

-        Why do all the bad things happen to him, like having to saw off a dead guy’s hand with a broken whiskey decanter

-        Annie versus Black Noir, beat his/her ass girl!

-        HUGHIE COME SAVE YOUR ANNIE

-        YAY MAEVE

-        Black Noir has an almond allergy that’s such an off the wall weakness

-        Annie’s favourite chocolate bar saved her life

-        Well Maeve did, technically. But still

-        Omg Hughie accidentally saving Annie’s mom

-        Hughie and Annie are too cute

-        Oh shiiiiit Homelander screwed the pooch and showed the kid everything

-        HAHA SUCK IT BECCA

-        OH SHIT HEADS ARE BURSTING ALL OVER THE PLACE

-        Butcher in his lil jumper

-        For a non-American, this school safety psa video is supremely weird

-        BOBBY FROM SUPERNATURALS CHARACTER IS CALLED BOB

-        BOBBY FROM SUPERNATURALS CHARACTER IS JUST BOBBY FROM SUPERNATURAL BUT FANCY

-        Annie’s mom critiquing her choice in boyfriends while in mortal danger is gas

-        And typical

-        The lads going nuts with weapons they’re so happy look at them

-        And Butcher in his lil jumper again he looks so comfy

-        I would very much like to cuddle him in the soft jumper and give him beard scritches

-        Annie ffs let Hughie enjoy his Billy Joel, that’s a good choice

-        Ahahaha Maeve just called Hughie a twink

-        She’s not wrong

-        Oh fuck off Becca

-        Uuuuugh OF COURSE Mr Edgar is in with the cult

-        Oop Atrain overheard all of that

-        Poor Ashley she’s going bald from stress

-        The kid is gonna have a meltdown

-        Poor Hughie with his mom leaving

-        I wonder if she’ll pop up at some point and turn out to be a supe that would be fun

-        ATRAIN YOU CAN’T JUST APPEAR IN A CAR LIKE THAT YOU COULDA KILLED SOMEONE

-        Hold the phone is Homelander actually being a good dad for a minute

-        What the actual fuck is Stormfront on with this white genocide shit

-        Ahahaha the news broke

-        Uh oh the Vought soldiers got caught by Homelander

-        OH SHIT

-        MM BETTER BE OK

-        Becca fuckin constantly squawking about Ryan is so annoying

-        WHY IS KIMIKO LAUGHING

-        It’s adorable but still

-        Oh FUCK she snapped her neck

-        She’ll be fine

-        She’s like a wolverine, snapped neck won’t keep her down

-        AYYYYY MAEVE

-        The lads just watching them kicking the shit out of her like uhhh

-        Oh hey Becca did something useful and stabbed the Nazi in the eye

-        Huh. The kid melted Stormfront

-        Good for him

-        AHAHAHA YES HE GOT BECCA TOO

-        BYEEEEE FELICIAAAAA

-        I mean yeah, heartbroken sad Butcher isn’t nice to see, but Becca sucked

-        Aaaand now Homelander covered in blood has arrived to listen to Stormfront babble in German

-        This is like in those scenes where it’s like oh who will the dog go to

-        Ayyy Atrain got back into the 7

-        Aww poor Kevin getting rejected again

-        See Kevin this is why we don’t join cults

-        Annie thought he was breaking up with her, girl don’t be daft

-        Butcher and the kid, not awkward at all

-        The one lesson Butcher can teach a kid – “don’t be a cunt”

-        Aww happy endings for all the boys

-        Aaaaand a “happy ending” for Homelander too by the looks of it

-        Oh ffs a corrupt politician in with the cult, what a surprise

-        HIS HEAD BURST

-        Wait the politician lady is the head burster? I’m so confused

-        Confusion may have been aided by it being almost 3am

-        Hughie getting a real job, bless him

-        Too bad it’s with the head burster

-        Oh this is such a good song to end the season with

-        Welp, now begins the long wait for season 3, I guess

-        Should I sleep or find fic to read

-        Body says sleep, heart says fic

-        That’s a lie, heart says Butcher

-        ….Butcher fics it is

[shekindness-a]

🤍 + ella & danny xoxo

send me a ship and i'll tell you who does what! accepting.

WHO COOKS MEALS FOR THE OTHER?

ella!!! she loves to cook and almost always has some kind of homemade meal ready when he gets home. even if it's a late night, she'll leave a lil note on the counter telling him there's food in the fridge ready to be heated up for him to eat.

WHO SPAMS THE OTHER WITH MEMES?

i feel like they both would but they have wildly different tastes in their memes lmao. it's very niche humor based on their own little inside jokes but danny keeps her update on the Current Trends.

WHO LIKES TO TIDY AROUND THE HOUSE?

ella probably the most but danny helps to keep things relatively clean. but if he leaves one more shirt beside the hamper rather than inside of it she is going to 🔪

WHO LIKES TO PLAY PRANKS ON THE OTHER?

danny for sure, he's always got something to tease her about. they also get into a ton of shenanigans together so i feel like with them, their two brains together for a prank is better than one.

WHO ASKED THE OTHER TO MOVE IN WITH THEM?

i feel like no one really asked honestly!!! at some point when spook! leaves on their tour, ella just kind of tells him that he doesn't need to worry about keeping his own place or anything because he can just stay with her when he's back at home. from there it just kinda becomes a thing 🥺

WHO IS IN CHARGE OF THE MUSIC DURING A CAR RIDE?

danny objectively has better taste in music, but since ella can't drive and she's always shotgun, she's got control of the playlist.

WHO IS MORE LIKELY TO TICKLE THE OTHER MERCILESSLY?

danny >:( and although ella grumbles about it she does like that sort of Brand of teasing from him. if he needs information out of her, it's the easiest way to get it. she'll sing like a canary.

WHO NEEDS TO HOLD THE OTHER DURING A SCARY MOVIE?

scary movies are normally off-limits but the rare occasion is happens....... it's just both of them playing tough guy while clinging to the other not even ten minutes in.

WHO HAS TO HELP THE OTHER WHEN IT COMES TO TECHNOLOGY?

ella is good with more, sort of, old fashioned things i suppose? like she has a lot of useless knowledge that most people don't really need until it comes up in a random setting, so danny definitely has to help her out sometimes. the idea of them yelling at each other from the other room about how to change the input on the tv is hilarious to me.

WHO LIKES TO GET A BIT FRISKY / INAPPROPRIATE IN A PUBLIC SETTING?

ella is inclined to say that it's danny but do not let her fool you, she is absolutely the one who initiates it. he gets a little handsy and it's absolutely because she's been whispering things to him the entire night that only escalated that.

WHO WAKES UP FIRST, AND DO THEY WAKE UP THE OTHER OR LET THEM REST?

ella is an early bird and really doesn't sleep much to begin with. on nights where danny has a late night, she absolutely tries to let him sleep in. she just gives him a little smooch on the forehead and gets ready for her day.

WHO IS ALWAYS TAKING PICTURES OF THE OTHER WHEN THEY'RE NOT LOOKING?

i feel like the both do but probably danny the most 🥺 they both have cute pictures of each other on their phone though and ella probably has a picture of him mid-laugh as her phone wallpaper because he's cute.

WHO ALWAYS FORGETS THEIR WALLET AND NEVER PAYS FOR ANYTHING?

neither honestly!!! i feel like when they first start dating, ella usually insists on trying to split the check. she knows it's the "chivalrous" thing to do for the guy to pay on the date, but she feels bad and wants to pull her weight!!! late on in the relationship, they take turns paying.

WHO CAN'T SLEEP BECAUSE THE OTHER SNORES OR MOVES TOO MUCH IN THEIR SLEEP?

ella will never admit to it, but she does kinda snore a little :/ it's only when she's in a deep sleep and exhausted, which doesn't happen that often. she's also a massive cuddler and so she's always adjusting to be kinda close to him when he rolls over in his sleep. it's likely ella is the culprit more often than not lmao

WHO IS BETTER AT VIDEO GAMES, AND DO THEY LET THE OTHER WIN OR SHOW NO MERCY?

danny is probably better at most, but they both get super competitive when it comes to mario kart. danny talks a lot of shit about her using princess peach for how much she kicks his ass though.

WHO ALWAYS GETS UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO USE THE RESTROOM AND ACCIDENTALLY WAKES UP THE OTHER?

if anyone, probably danny just because ella is a light sleeper and wakes up with just the slightest sound around her. she'd hear the bathroom door close or see the light from the hall and she'd stir a little.

[kay-selfships]

Hello Self Ship Community!

So, since I’ve realized just how much it can help to have a little personalized message from any of your f/os, I’ve decided to begin taking cosplay requests! How I believe this is gonna work would be you can send me one of your f/os that I cosplay and the next time I’m in that cosplay, I can make you a little personalized message! However, since it is just going to be when I naturally get into that cosplay again, combined with the fact that I have work and other obligations, I may not get it done super fast, but I will get it done when I can!

More information under the cut!

If you happen to be interested, please send me an ask with the following:

the name of the f/o

their relationship to you (romantic, platonic, familial, ect)

your/your s/i’s name

please let me know if you’d like me to say anything in particular or if you’d like me to use a specific song or audio from their source. If you’d like a specific audio from their source, please provide it for me so it’s easier for me to use, thank you!)

(also note! if you’d like me to say something, please keep in mind I am not a voice actress! I’ll try my best to sound like them but no promises it’ll be perfect or anything,,,,, -^-” )

Annnd I think that’s it! As of now, they’re absolutely free since I rlly just want to use my cosplays to make y’all happy for a lil personalized message from your f/os! Though, if you are very happy with with your message and did want to send some extra appreciation or anything, I’d accept some Welkin Moon for Genshin Impact (my UID is 649883539). Absolutely not necessary, but I would very much appreciate it!

Anyway, time for the cosplay list!!

Danganronpa

Kyoko Kirigiri

Ibuki Mioda

Mikan Tsumiki

Sonia Nevermind

Chiaki Nanami

Nagito Komaeda (only comfortable doing platonic or familial requests for Nagito, sorry!)

Kazuichi Souda

Kaede Akamatsu

Shuichi Saihara

Angie Yonaga

Kokichi Ouma

(Fem!)Gundham Tanaka

Monokuma

Hajime Hinata

Junko Enoshima

Maki Harukawa

Miu Iruma

(Fem!)Byakuya Togami

Tenko Chabashira

Hiyoko Saionji

(Fem!)Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu

Celestia Ludenberg

Sayaka Maizono

Mahiru Koizumi

Himiko Yumeno

Mukuro Ikusaba

Genshin Impact 

Yanfei

Fischl

Lumine

Raiden Shogun/Ei

Hu Tao

Stranger Things

Robin

Vocaloid

Sakura Hatsune Miku

DC

Harley Quinn (Suicide Squad & Birds of Prey)

Black Canary (Injustice 2)

Raven

Homestuck

Nepeta Leijon

Jade Harley

Dave Strider

Beetlejuice

(Fem!)Beetlejuice

K-12

Cry Baby

Ouran High School Host Club

Tamaki Suoh

Haruhi Fujioka

Mitsukuni Haninozuka

Mystic Messenger

Saeyoung Choi

Rika

MC

Total Drama Series

Lindsay

Sierra

Doki Doki Literature Club

Yuri

Natsuki

Monika

IT

Richie Tozier

Beverly Marsh

Sally Face

Ashley Campbell

Your Turn To Die

Nao Egokoro

Dream SMP

Technoblade

Ranboo (only platonic and familial please!) 

Choices: Stories You Play

Noah Marsh

Skye Crandall

Love Island: The Game

Lottie

Hannah

Five Nights at Freddy’s

Glamrock Chica

Deltarune

Noelle Holiday

The Owl House

Amity Blight

Blush Blush

Scale

Cole

Obviously, this list is not final, I am adding new cosplays all the time, I will update everytime I finish a new cosplay!

If you got this far, thanks so much for reading!

REQUESTS: CURRENTLY OPEN!!

[lunavadash-creates]

I am soo excited about those cows in the Sims 4 that end up talking with my friend about the whole series of The Sims 4. We calculated that all games for TS4 and extensive packs cost something around 900€! Like.. whatta whatta. HOW. I grew up in the basement I guess, because I’ve played The Sims 2 with few extended packs. And the same goes for The Sims 4. Right now I am not sure if I want to invest such money for video games. Maybe I should put that money in a piggybank. When they release The Sims 6 I will have so much money that I could travel all over the world.

I have never been to the Canary Islands and Albania! How is there? The turtle you found was big or rather sweet small seashell? What are you afraid of in Egypt?

Ok. I think talking about travelling is my another Pandora Box.. You know, I am the type who gets excited on every single journey. It doesn’t matter if I have a chance to travel to the other side of the world or to the city next to mine. I can’t also tell what I am looking forward to the most when I travel. I think it’s nature, but architecture hypes me too. You know, I remember two moments from my latest journey to Iceland. First one was at Svínafellsjökull glacier. We were lucky that there were few people out there, so we could explore it on our own. And there was a moment when I was left alone. And I sit on some huge rock with a small lake underneath. And the silence around… No one was talking, just wind and.. silence. So loud silence. It was so strange, yet such a relaxing experience. The second one was stargazing in the middle of nowhere. One of our friends knows A LOT about astronomy so we were laying on an endless meadow, looking at the sky while he was showing us and talking about constellations above us.

There are many things I want to see in Iceland. Sometimes you are able to find such gems, way better than most famous ones! Sometimes you are finding them accidentally, sometimes all you have to do is stop and look around. Since I was a child I wanted to go to Iceland so I’ve read a lot about it and I know more or less what it has to offer when it comes to less known places. I am pretty sure you have seen Seljalandsfoss. It’s one of the most famous waterfalls in Iceland. But not many people know that near this waterfall is one more, hidden in a cliff rock and you can see it when you pass a small stream coming from this canyon. At first my companions didn’t want to go there because “we’ve already seen a few waterfalls, it can’t be any more spectacular”, but when they got into a “cave” they changed their mind. So if you will have a chance to go to Iceland - Gljúfrabúi is totally a must see.

I have a very special folder called The Bucket List. As you can guess, I save there all the places I want to visit and now I see I also have Bulgaria there! There is Prohodna Cave and I would love to see it. Saint Petersburg and Moscow are also on my list. There are so many places there!

I’ve heard about Okunoshima! Oh my, those rabbits are SO SWEET. I love them all.! Let’s go there! Whatever destination includes happy animals - count me in. I’ve also heard about Fox Village in Japan. Luna, REAL FOXES, can you imagine? Their sweet faces and fluffy bodies! Please, take me there. You can even leave me there so I could live with them for the rest of my life. Ok, I feel I overdosed my feelings towards animals and I am internally screaming at the thought of those wonderful places. Like bro, my friends had to almost forcefully drag me out of Bau House in Seoul. So yes. If ever someone would like to kidnap me it would be enough to promise me that I will see animals. I will go without a second thought..

Oooh, but Mexico! Aztecs! Why? Are you interested in mexican/mesoamerican culture and history?

But coming back to Japan for a second.. Japanese cuisine isn’t spicy, right? Is there something particular you would like to try? Or maybe something from a different cuisine? The Korean one is really spicy or maybe it’s just me!

🔪

So much money into Sims. Gods it's so expensive! But cows ;w; tho i wait for bunnies! Gimme bunnies EA!

The turtle I found was a small one I think! Or average? Medium? I don't know, it wasn't a giant heavy turtle but it was much bigger than those lil ones in let stores.

Li love.all your stories. Honestly I love reading about your travels. You saw so many amazing places, you learnt so many amazing things. I envy you, really. The glacier, the sky, Korea. It's so nice.

I feel the same with animals. I love them, I love letting them, their fluffy little bodies, their eyes, the sounds they make. They are just perfect. Foxes, rabbits, dogs, birds, goats. Animals are just so perfect.

I would love to pet a fox one day. They are so cute!

I will add all places you told me about to my list. And hopefully one day I can see them! Bit still the bunny island is a must see. I have to see it at least once before I die otherwise I will be a very angry spirit 😂

I like ancient civilisations and I had a course about mesoamerica. It was very interesting so I want to see Mexico too! Also the food there.

I love food. Especially spicy. I don't like fat meat so I know I would have issue with some Japanese/Chinese dishes but I love fish. Fish, shrimps, all kind of sea creatires. I really want to try sushi in Japan, Chinese baozi, ramen, Mexican food, Korean. All the food!

Hbu? Any fave dish?

[wingedwarren]

❛  you don’t have to be so gentle with me.  ❜- Sara //this is me, trying to get my damn muse off hiatus, by letting the lil bird do whatever she wants I mean wut

@southern-belle-outcasts   ||   meme

     he has her up against the wall, her arms draped loosely over his shoulders and her fingertips plucking on the rough edges of where his shirt opens to let his wings through. warren’s hands are on sara’s waist, skirting up under her shirt before diving into her back pockets like little thieves -- all they want to steal is a firm squeeze.      ‘i thought canaries liked a little bit of comfortable quiet,’ he replies, grinning against her lips while he presses her close to him. ‘but i suppose you’re more a hands-on kinda girl, huh? i can do that.’ he goes through his knees without warning, thumbs hiking up her top so he can kiss the dip of her belly button and down to where his hands are popping open the button and the zipper. soft, sheer fabric over light skin has warren look up at her with absolute mischief in his eyes, taking care that the panties don’t move when he pulls her jeans down her thighs and to the floor. thank god they already ditched shoes somewhere down the hall -- it makes it much easier to lift her feet one by one to get her pants off, throwing them carelessly over his shoulder.      teeth play with the little bow at the front for a second, an appetizer, a tease, and when he notices her eyes on him, his tongue shamelessly licks a stripe across the front of her underwear. he knows the kind of guys that won’t go down on girls for some dumb-ass fucking reason, and he doesn’t get it. genuinely doesn’t. he’s done it plenty of times and he could never ever grow tired of it.      a hand at the back of her knee tugs it over his shoulder, feathers dragging lightly across her smooth shin, feeling her heel dig into his back. baby blues hide under long eyelashes again and he focuses on the task at hand, breath warm against her before those cheeky teeth drag along the fabric. it’s not biting, not really -- teeth never clasp together. he’s just doing it because he knows she’ll feel it. licks, the tip of his tongue pressing in a little harder. he can taste her and he’s already heady for it, wanting to skin to the better part.      but he doesn’t. he’s gonna drag this out.

     a hand curls into his hair, not careful at all, and warren’s lips purse, suckling there where he estimates is that lovely nub he can’t wait to meet more intimately. a hand slips into his pocket and right when he whispers ‘don’t move’, the switchblade pops open, the steel ice cold against the hot skin of her inner thigh. unceremoniously a finger hooks into the crotch of her underwear, and a swift movement later the fabric is cut, blade hidden in warren’s pants again. he’ll take the punishment if she was attached to these panties, but he’s fairly sure she doesn’t care all that much right now.      the elasticity of the torn garment works in warren’s advantage, slipping upwards to sara’s waist so it’s out of the way, and he licks -- not gingerly, not shy at all, no. he goes for the homerun, tilting his head to get between her thighs, tasting the faintly sweetness of her on his tongue before he drags it forward, all the way to the front to flick that friendly little buddy that’s already red, a little swollen with her arousal. he loves it.      ‘so smooth,’ he purrs against her, dragging his knuckles along her lips, thumb caressing the cleanly shaved skin. ‘you do that for me? you’ll make me blush.’ god, he’s an ass about it, of course he is. even if his lips are wet from her, he’ll make this a game where he’ll come out on top. bastard. she knows his deal, has probably dealt with guys like him before, her ring finger and pinky pressing at the back of his head to get him back to where she wants him. he gives no resistance.      watches her while he continues, blue eyes making it more than obvious that he enjoys it as much as she is, lapping at her like it’s the only thing he’s ever wanted to get his mouth on. and she’s so wet, fuck, he’s hard as steel in his denim but he doesn’t want to get his cock out. not yet. later. it’s too distracting now. one hand rubs at himself, though, right through his jeans. the other snakes up along sara’s leg, grabbing onto the thigh against his cheek for a moment so he can take his lips off of her sex to indulge her inner thigh with a few lovebites. teeth marks are dented into the skin, nails leaving small crescent-shaped dips to match.      the hand slides away and a second later he’s pressing two fingers inside her, all the way up to the knuckles. her sounds make it worth it, and the quiver that goes all the way from her toes up to her expression when he sucks on her makes even warren’s cheeks a little red. fuck, this is why he does this. what the fuck are dudes even doing when they don’t do this? weak fucking punk-ass bitches, that’s what those are. boys. this is what men do.      he dirty talks her. he does it with his face buried against her folds and she can’t hear a word he’s saying probably, but she knows he’s doing it and she knows where he’s doing it and that makes the thrill. that makes her lean hear head back with a lewd moan that has him squeezing tight at his own groin. fingers hook inside her, rub at that pad he knows to find (he’d like to award himself something for this, but hey, he’ll take a girl cumming on his face too) and he closes his eyes, licking, fingers dragging in and out of sara only to effortlessly rub little circles right where she wants it. he’s listening. to her racing breath, her moans whenever he hits her really good, but mostly he’s listening to that sound she makes on his fingers. wet. filthy. exactly what he likes.      ‘you gonna make me wait?’ her head snaps down. she heard that, her eyes half-lidded and a lazy, fucked look on her face. he’s got her good. she doesn’t answer, just shakes her head at that goddamn attitude from a boy who’s on his knees, eating her out like it’s his last supper. and while she watches him he slides another finger into her, her lips parting in a silent groan. she’s fucking hot and war doesn’t wanna be anywhere else than where he is right now, witnessing that look that tells him she’ll grant him his wish soon enough.      the pace of his hand increases, faster, wrist twisting ever so lightly to hit her from every angle she allows. he gets a little rough, the strokes harder like he wants to get deeper than his own hand can, but they’ll get to that if she’ll let him.

     a bit of that, teeth dragging across her clit a few times to overstimulate, and then she’s coming apart in his palm, pulsating around his fingers. it deserves a strenuous bending of his neck just to get his mouth on her, licking her through an orgasm he hopes lives up to all her expectations. he sucks at her, pushing his tongue in alongside his fingers like he’s parched and she’s the only well in a desert. only when her thighs stop squeezing him between them does he finally let his fingers slip free, licking at her until the grip of fingers in his hair loosens as well, and he helps her to get her leg off his shoulder so he can fall back to sit on the floor, sucking at those three fingers while he looks at her.      she looks like the loveliest mess, red-cheeked, puffy-lipped beauty, one slender hand going down to touch herself as if she can’t quite believe warren was practically buried inside her only a few moments ago. not that warren looks much more dignified, though: his hand glistens as well as his mouth, nose, god, it’s along his neck, warm droplets sneaking down into the v of his half-buttoned shirr.

     and he looks at sara like he’s far from done, the wet hand grabbing hard at the front of his jeans. a suggestion, a question. he’s hard, and god, he just wants to be even more of a mess than he already is, apparently.