#and i wanna hook up bc like. he’s my bf

[glitterdisposition]

how to recover after having a complete crying breakdown in front of ur bf TWICE in one night

[myownprivatcidaho]

whats tough about like. Having Chemistry and spending time with someone at the start of the spring semester is that valentines day is coming up and its like a make or break point with what you may or may not Be and you have to question what direction things are headed in and its a pressure just Not present in the fall semester idk. idk

[agendabymooner]

line without a hook ! yuki t. x ofc (filo!indie singer!ofc)

“do you like it when i’m away?”

summary: pia ellis misses the boyfriend that everyone thought she made up in her head, and when she vented about it to her fans — who designated themselves as her therapists — and twitter, they begin to wonder who he really is. OR she spiralled a little bit when yuki tsunoda posted photos of his ‘boyfriend’ pierre gasly, but it’s safe to say that he misses her too.

content warning: use of explicit language, ofc and yuki calling each other ‘asshole’ but they love each other, a fairly short one (both of them and the smau fic), short gf 🤝 short bf, yuki and ofc have false user to stalk each other (secret relationship)

note: my first yuki fic but it’s beabadoobee because they lowkey would vibe

masterlist

liked by yukino22, girlinred, taiverdes

taiverdes i think the second one calls for grass touching pia 😭😭 liked by papayapia

papayapia (gr)ass touching*

girlinred have you been drawing him again p? liked by papayapia

papayapia he doesn’t look as good as he does irl 😮‍💨

user1 NOT THE SECOND PIC STAWP

user2 lowk don’t know if i should believe you about the whole bf thing

papayapia i live on my own small world anyways 😔

yukino22 such a dirty mind you have smh

tagged pierregasly

liked by pizzapia, pierregasly, zhouguanyu

user1 my fave couple ever 😮‍💨❤️

user2 i wanna be one of them idc

pierregasly you’re gonna get me in trouble with all of these posts and photos you make of me yuki 😭🤣 liked by yukitsunoda0511

user3 pierre??? what does that mean?

user4 yuki??? our baby??? has a partner???

pizzapia don’t mind me, i’m just waiting for your call here or something 🙍‍♀️

pizzapia u two look cute together. just together tho bc he’d be ugly without you

pizzapia i ship ❤️

tagged papayapia

liked by pizzapia, pierregasly, landonorris

user1 NAW MANS HARD LAUNCHED HIS GF 😭😭 my baby boy is grown up

user2 she’s literally hot and you’d post pierre over her???? bad move tsunoda 🙄

user3 him: ❤️ her: 👍

oscarpiastri god i was ready to scream at you for keeping her a damn secret 🤬

user4 god love oscar piastri and his love for everyone’s gfs 😭😭

pierregasly i’m finally off the hook 😮‍💨😮‍💨

papayapia says who ? 😊�� you’re literally on top of my hitlist

papayapia eheh

papayapia i love u yukinooooo ❤️ liked by yukitsunoda0511

yukitsunoda0511 i love u too but answer my facetime calls pls

papayapia on it best friend 🤭🫡

user5 girl weren’t you just tweeting about him? papayapia

papayapia that ain’t me, that’s philomena 😨

[lueurjun]

sunghoon as your nerdy bf!

nerdy bf!sunghoon x popular!reader in which his love for ice pales in comparison to his love for you.!! written on 0 hours of sleep because i’m too warm and i’m simping for hoon rn. this may be longer than my other ones i’m not sure.

idiots to lovers type beat

bc you’re an idiot and so is he

little matching stupid heads the both of you <3 i just love it. i love you both. i ship you both

anyways let’s start

mans can’t stand you

or at least that’s what you’ve made yourself believe

you’re everyone’s favourite person, the type of person who just is so nice to everyone and has such radiance that it’s almost intimidating but you would never hurt a fly

everyone loves you as they should because if they don’t they’ll have to deal with me

me and my 5ft ass will protect you bby don’t worry i’m strong get behind me

everyone loves you but him

idiot boy:D

well you assume so anyway

idiot person:D

you’ve been crushing on him since you met him on the first day of high school

he handed you a pen when he realized you didn’t have one

acts of service type beat

boy you were hooked

bc a hot asf boy with the kindest eyes just gave you one of his pens because he noticed you didn’t have one

HE NOTICED YOU

but like who wouldn’t? ur perfect. forget sunghoon let me have you

anyways yeah he let you keep the pen which means he definitely wants to marry you

but no seriously he completely blanked you after that

whenever you were in the same vicinity as him he’d not even glance at you and if he did meet your eye, he’d just be stone faced

he kind of just avoided you which made you think he didn’t like you

which hurt but you weren’t one to push. if someone doesn’t like you, that’s a them issue and you’re not about to let it get to you

bc why should you? iconic if you ask me

but no yeah sunghoon disliking you stings a little

one day you kinda bring it up to jake who is a mutual friend of you both and casually just ask why sunghoon doesn’t like you

mr sim is baffled

“huh? wdym? my sunghoon? ice skating obsessed sunghoon?”

and you’re just like :O you had no idea he was an ice skater and your crush on him expanded tenfold

because that’s hot

that’s really hot

“yeah? why doesn’t he like me? did i do something?”

jake can’t believe what he’s hearing

wanna know why?

BECAUSE SUNGHOON DOESNT DISLIKE YOU

he has a crush on you<3

and he has since he gave you that pen

love of first sight trope fr

he keeps his cards quite close to his chest usually but he never shuts up about you

and he thinks you dislike him

because you make an effort with everyone but him

but that’s only because you think he hates you

idiots i’m telling you sweet little love sick dum dums

cuties though so i’ll let it slide

anyways jake quickly assures you that sunghoon just gets nervous around you

which gives you the confidence to strike up a conversation with him the next time you see him

it’s so awkward at first but he loosens up and the two of you actually learn a lot about each other

then you start texting

and then hanging out

and soon enough you’re pretty much just dating

like it’s just a natural thing? no asking or anything you kind of just establish that you both have mutual feelings and so yeah… you’re dating

LETS GET ONTO THE RELATIONSHIP BC THIS HAS GOTTEN VERY LONG

carrying each others things and no one can convince me otherwise

you carry his jacket for him when he isn’t wearing it and he holds your bag or your water bottle

protective hoon! always sending silent glares whenever anyone stares at you in a way he doesn’t approve of or if they’re mean to you

boy will use the bottom of his skate as a weapon if need be

test him. hurt the love of his life. go on. i dare you

the first time you see him skate you deadass nearly faint

because why does he looks so??? hot??

like he’s in his element and you find that so attractive

if you can’t skate already he definitely teaches you

holding your hands and gently guiding you, refusing to let go until he’s certain you’re 100% comfortable and safe

tying each others laces

he’s not the best with PDA but will most likely have a hand on you in public whether that be your waist, lower back, thigh. he just likes to be touching you

you running your nails down the back of his head and nape, gently tugging at his hair in a way that’s relaxing and not painful

KILLS HIM. HE LOVES IT. DO IT EVERYDAY

jake pouting that you stole sunghoon away from him

“yo i regret assuring them. go back to thinking he hates you pls. i want my best friend back”

“cry about it jake. he’s mine”

no but his friends are relieved that you’re finally together

they could not handle listening to him cry about you any longer

sunoo deadass almost locked you in a room together

“i was gonna do that but jungwon said that might be a grey area for kidnap so…”

biggest baby for you in private

the second he gets you alone, sunghoon is smothering you in love

he likes when you trail your fingers across his face because it relaxes him

definitely sprays his clothes in your scent when you’re not around because it comforts him and he can’t sleep without it

you do the same with his

both of you are terrible for leaving your things in each others rooms

“hoon did i leave my ipad in your bed?”

“y/n i think i left my watch on your bedside table”

he’s extremely shy and prefers to fade into the background

which is kinda hard when his partner is one of the most loved people on the universe

you seem to just know everyone

standing behind you holding onto your hand like a little lost puppy whilst you stop to talk to a friend in the street for the thousandth time

he hates parties but will always attend if you ask him to just to make sure you’re okay

let’s you have your fun but kinda shrinks into the corner and keeps an eye on you from afar

definitely the type to find a pet and just sit with it because he’d rather be in the company of a random dog than drunk sweaty bodies

but he loves you sm so he will never complain about attending

jay once found the two of you curled up with a random cat outside asleep together after a particularly extreme party

it was the oddest but kind of cutest thing he had ever seen

until you woke up and threw up all over his shoes

“i swear i hope he breaks up with you”

“leave me alone jay, i’m fragile”

always holds your hair back and rubs your back gently

sweetest bf to ever exist<3

[leclerced]

Okay but Lance bringing a girlfriend into the paddock but she looks miserable and unsatisfied and let’s say Max had the room beside his and tells Lando and Oscar how he heard the poor girl on the phone with a friend complaining about how he wouldn’t eat her out because it’s “gross” and they all feel bad for her but some guys are making jokes about how Lance can’t even satisfy his gf properly

But bunnies all :( and feels horrible for the girl and while she doesn’t condone cheating she can see how sexually frustrated this girl is and ends up hooking her up with one of her and Lando’s single friends and the girl texts her a few days later giving her the biggest thanks and maybe even a friendship blossoms out of it😭.

I was thinking about bunny possibly asking the boys if they cared if she helped the girl out but I didn’t wanna give all my delusions away

Also feel free to ignore because I know this is a lot😭😭

im cackling so hard at her fucking lance’s gf and eating her out bc he won’t. her asking the bfs and they’re like yes can we watch?? she asks lance if he wants to have a threesome and he’s instantly down but then it’s just him watching bunny eat his girl out while she cries and begs for more and oscar and lando are just watching and grinning bc they r just so proud of her. lance is humiliated bc bunny makes his girl moan louder and cum harder than he ever has w just her mouth and then she’s breaking up w lance and bunny is like here i know a guy who lives in ur city!

[wanderrlust0]

today was fun and we had more fun than we thought we would at this party since we werent even sure if we would go or not

edit: 11.16 / i just knew the two coworkers and my managers at the party and then just stuck with snow the whole time ofc. we got deadlifted by the girls girlfriends sister lol and she was in a whole leather/latex one piece like okayy girl youre strong. there was someone as ice king or technically simon and they were very friendly and fun. we took lemon drop shots and jello shots and i had some mixed drinks and i was sooo reddd lolol luckily it was dark but in the bathroom it was so noticeable. idk if it was but it couldve been the most ive had to drink ever or at least the most different types of alcohol ive had at once and my head started to hurt at the end but thankfully i didnt throw up!! we had a fun time tho. we got there at like 9:30ish and left around 12 or so? and sat in the car for a bit but snow got along just fine with everyone after a little while of being there and them and V talked a lot. Z asked us if we were together and were like lolol noo and he asked how we met and we mutually refused to answer & made up some nonsense so i told him to just guess even tho he would have no clue bc he doesnt know me like that and this is the most he’s heard me talk lmao. one guess was a one night hook up im like …nooo lol we never thought this would ever come up. anyways, i found out days after the party that my coworker who thru it thought me and snow were together bc she mentioned us to my boss and he knows the whole story so he told her that we werent (idk what else he told her tho since i wasnt there) but she apparently thought we gave those vibes and just looked like it and when he told me that i was like omg .. like even ice king/simon person asked us and we just mettt. i mean they were pretty gay and first asked us if we were queer bc he could tell and that was the first time someone told me that to my face so i kind of felt good?about that. like yess i wanna look queer and just not straight lolll. so i followed my coworker on ig and i see pics of her gf and i know her!! her and my bf were friends once and like were closeclose where they did stuff (this was like 5 or 6yrs ago, before i met him) and she ended up realizing she was gay or something after him and they stopped talking (mainly bc she apparently would trauma dump on him a lot). i only know about her bc years later she hit him up out of nowhere and apologized for always talking to him about her problems and that she realized she was gay and then asked if theyd wanna get lunch or something so he told me. when i saw pics of her i recognized her from tinder when i had it. they never ended up hanging out bc he thought itd be weird now that hes with me and i would feel a bit weird about it. anyways, so i literally saw her and spoke to her at the party but i didnt notice that was her bc the room was dark and it was brief. looking back now thats crazy it was her and that we both know the same person that im now dating but she doesnt know that lol and neither does he bc i justtt came to this realization. the ice king person is now her like bestie who she met on tinder. its crazy when peoples connections come to light like someone you know knows someone else you know and they have their whole history and i have mine and then you can be in the same room as them and like only one person knows the other and etc lol idk its mind boggling

[ipoddymouth]

Omg what who sent those texts I’m pissing the consecutive texts lowering your rank what is the lore behind this 😭

gjrlagjlgj this spans like 3 years but the guy (****, his code name) in the texts was my fwb at the time but he was catching feelingssssss. but the run down is:

we meet

we hookup like 3 seconds after meeting

he tells me he's only in town for getting an advanced degree n he's not looking to date anyone

we hook up more

i shoot my shot for another hookup n he's like nah i have a girl i like

im like aight well see ya round! (i was not about to fight over this man i barely knew gjagrjdagl)

we stayed friends

i got a boyfriend

i tell **** i have a bf that i really like

said boyfriend broke up with me

i text **** like whaddup love is a lie

**** is like 'oh damn thats crazy can you believe i had a gf i broke up with like a week ago'

we hook up

a lot

too much

he STAYS blowing up my phone like nonstop texts n calls n im like a. i have a full time job i cannot be on the phone with you all day b. i literally just got dumped c. don't you literally have stuff to do (he's like.....important gjlargjgj i dont wanna say too much about what he does for a living but its like serious shit) (not a cop tho i dont do that) and d. this is couple behavior n you said you dont want a gf

he asks me out on a real date and i say no

he tells me he loves me. i pretend to be asleep.

he does not stop telling me he loves me gjrilgjlggjg and saying we should go on a real date

i found out he literally has a fiancee states away

i contemplate jumping off a bridge

i confront him

he says he did but they broke it off a long time ago

im dumb n kinda believe it

he tells me he loves me a final time and says he feels so guilty about things and im like ????

i later find out that right after that final i love you HE GOT MARRIED

im like weirdly upset about everything?? like obvi him being a liar n me being a homewrecker but also the fact we genuinely were friends n he knew so much about me but he wouldn't tell me THAT? insane web of lies; like even if we weren't romantically compatible (we both needed far too much therapy) i still lost a friend. also i was like shit what if he IS the love of my life? (i truly doubt he is)

i re-boyfriend up but like in a more emotionally stable way

me n **** text but like blandly (he doesnt know i know hes married)

he calls me a final time bc he's upset about something and i help him calm down

he blocks my number

he's defs married and has at least one kid now

[jonathanbyersphd]

Do you wanna talk about the Jancy exes to friends to lovers AU? I’ll listen to all of your brainrot thoughts cause we are in this together! ;D

Oh bless you Emily,

Ok so like obviously it's a very mutual but also INCREDIBLY depressing breakup but they both agree that even though they love each other SO MUCH they need to focus on themselves after everything you know? Anyways Jonathan stays in CA with Argyle Nancy goes to Boston, and they keep in touch/write each other letters. But then like sophmore year of college they're both back in Hawkins and have a tis the damn season moment and then Jonathan just stops writing to her bc he can't do it. ( it's a miscommunication moment and he loves her too much to be like a casual thing)

ANYWAYS, they generally avoid each other but keep tabs/updated via Will & Mike UNTIL like 1993. At which point Nancy gets transferred to the paper Jonathan works for (I'm imagining Seattle) and here are some bullet points I have so far:

They end up with desks next to each other the first day which is awkward as hell

Nancy is like can we be friends you're the only person I know in Seattle

Jonathan is very reluctant at first but eventually is like yea ok (he sees her eating lunch alone and is like fuck)

Jonathan lives in a kinda crappy loft apartment and Ted rents Nancy a whole nice big house in Capitol Hill (Jonathan is like how are you not lonely as hell)

Nancy calls Jonathan on Halloween drunk at the bar and he takes her home. (A very Hits Different moment for her tbh)

Then Jonathan (after seeing all the empty takeout containers) ends up making dinner for Nancy several nights a week

Nancy is adamant that she doesn't have feelings for Jonathan anymore and that's over (sure,Nancy)

Jonathan actually dated a bit after they broke up and if anyone brings that up to Nancy she gets pissed

Jonathan maintains that he's never been in love with anyone else

Nancy tries to hook Jonathan up with a coworker bc she loves avoiding the feelings she doesn't have (this backfires)

For his part, Jonathan calls her college bf a "yuppie trust fund douchebag" more than once

They're unresolved tension is slowing killing Mike & Will bc they just want them to get back together

Murray is involved somehow as well but idk how

I think they maintain this like friends era for a solid year

UNTIL THEY GET PUT ON THE SAME ASSIGNEMNT

AND OH NO THEY GET STUCK OUT OF THE CITY OVERNIGHT BECAUSE OF THE RAIN

AND OH NO THERE'S ONLY ONE BED

Anyways, I'm picturing a very cheesy When Harry Met Sally resolution except it's Karen Wheeler's Christmas party instead of New Years Eve

... But you know I can't take on another WIP so they will rot in my brain 😂

[stylesloveclub]

i was rereading pt three of tattoorry bc im love w them and i just realized that i would’ve immediately said yes to him asking to be my boyfriend even in the clumsy ass way he did bc no way am i letting a man that gives the filthiest head get away from me y/n is better than me bc she thinks w her brain and not her hormones

LMFAOOAOAOAOAOAO I FEEL U BESTIE like he is so ... hot and sexy and like cute too :( and nice :( and him being like I NEED TO BE UR BF IS SO CUTE AND LIKE HOW COULD U REFUSE HIM WHEN HE'S SUCH A CONFUSED PUPPY??? but i think she's so right for like taking a second to be like hold on now. we have barely been like ... hooking up and yes ur so amazing but like BOYFRIEND ALREADY??? WHEN WE BARELY HANG OUT ??? so like taking that second to be like hold on lets really make sure this would like ... work out... ugh she's so smart she's better than me and hopefully itll give harry a chance to like . FIGURE OUT HOW TO BE A GOOD BF instead of just like hey . wanna fuck?

[tylerjeauxburreaux9]

honestly i think he’s cheated quite a lot 😭 there doesn’t really have to be any proof bc why would there be? he could’ve just met the girls on campus and went and fucked lmao. i mean that’s how it is with college athletes especially the ones at lsu… however idk about nowadays since he’s superrrr famous so surely someone would have proof? but nda’s could be involved and on top of that maybe they don’t wanna risk losing involvement with him by leaking anything. i do think he hooked up with the of model tho since she is based in la/miami

I agree with you anon bc why would there be a video of him f***ing|hooking up with a girl wouldn’t that be weird 💀

For the nda part I don’t really believe he would make her sign one isn’t that crazy like if I was with my bf for 7 years and knew he cheated on and he wants me to sign a nda I would be pissed like what are you out your mind.. thats just me personally

I mean I didn’t he did to hookup with her bc again like I said he did follow her..😬🤷🏽‍♀️

[comphet-critical]

What if i had sex with like four guys (only piv with one, but gave oral/handjobs or tried to with the others (i'm bad at it lmaoo)) but was drunk?? I mean, i wanted it to happen, and i remember even feeling dissapointed when they didn't have condoms with them so we couldn't do piv, but maybe it was just bc i was drunk and wasn't fully realizing what was going to happen?? As you can imagine, all four guys were strangers i met at the pub. Next day i didn't feel repulsed but i certainly didn't wanna know anything about these guys and even felt anxious when one of them kept on texting me (i had to block him)

Also, i had sex with one guy who i met on tinder (it was on our third date, and we had been talking for two months i think) back in march/april of last year, being fully sober and while it wasn't really pleasent bc he was too big for me and i was kind of awkward i didn't feel repulsed but when it ended and we went to sleep i felt super anxious about it bc i didn't really enjoy it either and couldn't really sleep :/

i went home the next day and we even had a fourth date and had a good time hanging out but i remember him implying that we could go to his home to hook up again and i excused myself saying that it was a really nice day outside and that we should enjoy it. Eventually, we kind of planed a 5th date in his house to watch a sport that we both liked but i felt anxious about it (bc i knew that he would try to have sex again) and i declined and eventually we stopped talking.

Apart from all of this, i think i've had crushes on boys/men, but i'm not really sure anymore, and i think that sometimes it was more wistful thinking or even admiration in the case of the celebrity ones??? But from time to time i find a guy attractive (mostly when i'm kind of buzzed but not always) and i don't know what to believe because granted my experiences i don't know if i would enjoy being sexual with him or not.

Like, last time, i was hanging with two of my friends and some friends of them and while we were drinking at my friend's house, one of them caught my eye and i kind of felt attracted to him and this only intessified when we went to the club and i tried to dance with him (and got succesful lol). I remember feeling jealous when he would dance with the other two girls in our group and happy when he started to dance with me. Also, i felt warm and comfortable with him touching me and i felt like i was into it. At some point i tried to make out with him but he let me know that he wasn't interested and just liked dancing with girls because of the sensuality or whatever (also i think he told me he was gay but then told another girl he had a girlfriend so to this day i don't know lmaoo) and so nothing happened and eventually we went home and i was very embarrassed the next day bc i probs made him uncomfortable. Also, when we were saying our goodbyes i told our mutual friend that i wanted her to let me know when he was coming on our next night out and apparently i was very insistent over it.

Aaaaaaand i could give other examples of my experiences with men, but i'm already sorry i made you read this. But basically there's been men in which i have had some interest/crush but i could never really test it because i never tried or because they weren't interested. On the other hand, because of this sometimes i've settled for guys that wanted me and entertained them for the night, a few days (twice at a summer camp lmao), and with the tinder guy i guess for a month, before i got tired/anxious (the ones i made out while on a night out were more or less fun, mostly initiated by them. The only time i really initiated and felt like i wanted to know about the guy the next day i forgot to get his number and our mutual friend said he wasn't attending classes anymore lmao).

And lastly (bestie i swear i'm sorry for putting you through this) i kinda had two boyfriends when i was like 8 and 12 (so not really bf but you get it) and the first one didn't really like me and when he told me i remember crying and feeling upset about it and the other one apparenlty didn't like me either (we actually dated for like 3 months even if we didn't see each other that much but we kissed and i didn't feel repulsed nor anxious, which it's interesting i guess, but also it didn't feel special, just fine i guess) and lets say i was dramatic and made a scene in front of mutual friends and people made fun of me for several years which affected me and made me really insecure (among other things but whatever).

Sooo, i know you are not a psychologist (i should talk to this to a therapist, i know) but what do you think about my experiences?? I know i'm attracted to girls but figuring out how i feel about boys is so difficult and makes me stressed and sometimes i think it even consumes me?? Almost as it was a puzzle and i needed to me make sense of all the pieces and i can't rest till i figure it out. Btw, i'm a 23 y/o and at some point i thought of my self as a lesbian due to some of these expierences but then i've met a guy that caught my eye or that i kind of felt attracted to (like the one i danced with) and i don't know what to think. Anyway, sorry for all of this, in a way i just needed to vent because it's all to much.

you’re bisexual

[ungratefulbeyotchhotline]

Skdnxjd

ok i need to talk abt this boy i like hahahahah

so i knew him from high school we were in drumline together and i always admired him from like a distance. hes a year younger thn me, i always say that i heard him before i saw him hahah bc he was in pit and i was on cymbals and i heard him playing the teen girl squad song LMAO i was like "who is playing that they are cool" and it was him!! We got close and talked all the time there was a time where we were fr always texting my sr year ish like one of us would text "marco" and the other would reply "polo" hahah shit like that but we never dated or fooled around or anything. We liked each others best friends so we were both preoccupied w that lol

we lost touch after i graduated but still followed each other on twitter and snapchat and stuff, we had hella mutual friends tho. didnt talk much through college for either of us, but in march 2017 his friend was getting married in chicago so he was in town and we got drunk and hooked up 😎 it was actually rly sweet but thats a different story anyway he later told me he had feelings for me and at that time i was going thru some shit and balls deep in love w a different person so i turned him down and i found out later thru a mutual friend that he was gutted, i feel really bad at the idea of hurting him hc hes such a good human but i had to do what i had to do! Anyway weve been snapping each other more, i rly wanted to see him over winter break but i got stoopid covid and had to stay home 😡 he lives in denver which is harder to get to than cbus where we r from but ive been thinking about him allll the time all the time hahha ewww

hes such a cool human tho. hes been drumming since he was 3, hes a vegetarian, he speaks german, hes a socialist, hes named after a super famous basketball player lmao, hes a gemini AHHH i love gemini boyssss we have a really similar and compatible sense of humor ahhh i just like him a lot

idk what would even possibly come of it bc we live in different cities p far away but ahhh i like him. i feel like my ideal situaysh would be like long distance open thing like i still wanna fuck around hahah my freedom and independence are super important to me and we live 1000 miles away so its just not realistic but i like him so much to the point where like i would want to pursue this like i would like if i get to be his girlfriend aaaaaah but only if he would want that ovbiously like that js a big "if" idk what's going on w him in that whole dept and idk how to bring it up or even if i want to bring it up ahhhh.

U know what it is, i blame morgan presley LMFAO she and her bf lou are so sweet and so in love and SO WELL MATCHED and suited for eachother i'm like damn.... i want that hahaha

Anyway where it stands right now i'm just thinking about him all the time and like daydreaming a bunch of gay shit hahaha and lowkey trying to find an excuse to go to denver... i mean i still have a ton of shit in sacramento still, maybe i drive it back??? and hang out w dude for a couple days???? and we reconnect and talk and cry and fuck a whole bunch and smoke and jam and make out and i take a bereal of me painting his nails and then he comes to visit me and we have such a good time here and we take turns going to each others cities and sometimes meet in the middle and go to concerts and festivals together and and and and and lemme stop

[bigkpopstan]

Yeah, he definitely rolls his eyes back when he's cumming! Ohhh THAT- omg imagine that you were invited to some music awards event as the MC and Hoon has to perform in that event. What if you two are so nervous that you both decide to like y'know calm down a bit, so you follow him into an empty dressing room. You know that you don't have too much time so you just decide to ride his cock as the pillow prince sits on a couch but he would start biting you as he tries not to moan. He ends up leaving a hickey on a random spot without knowing that your outfit won't cover it and since you're focused on the pleasure and the fact that you can't get caught, you don't even notice when he starts sucking on your skin. After your quickie, you guys get dressed and he sees the mark but he can't say anything cause someone suddenly screams that they need you on stage. Omg his smirk when he sees that your outfit isn't covering the hickey😭 and then you'd be like 😐 cause you don't notice it until you check your phone and see Twitter on flames cause people are trying to know if you had a hickey or it was just the light. Also I feel like Hoonie would be right next to you with a proud smile like "Yeah, I made that hickey."

Honestly I'd love to be the little spoon while cuddling with Hoon, just feeling safe in his arms as I start to fall asleep</3 but if we're just chilling, I'd let him rest on top of me as I play with his fluffy hair :((( Aw, I'm enjoying this conversation too jdsj Hoon is my main ult so I'm always thinking about him🥹 he's so boyfriend material</3 literally can't think about anyone else but him lmao

oh no not twitter 😭 but him being next to you after when your phone is blowing up with mentions and sunghoon smirking bc he knows what’s going on already…looking over to him to ask if he knew the hickey was there but he’s all “yeah I did that…now everyone knows you’re taken” but one quick way to tease him would be to say like “but how do they know a bf made it and not someone I was just hooking up with before or backstage hm?” I wonder if he’d leave more in accidentally exposable places after that…probably. unless someone catches him staring and smirking at you during the whole show 😭

that is completely understandable, they both sound too good</3. but suddenly now I wanna wrap my arm around hoon’s waist while I bury my head in his neck and wrap a leg around his hips or place mine in between his </3. I mean it happens! I’ve seen hoon, I adore him, he’s very pretty and again very boyfriend material <33 at least your loyal lol

[wanderrlust0]

1/2

honestlyyy my bf is lucky to have me!! bc ive seen and heard things that i feel like another girl would probably not give him more chances or go off on him out of frustration. even his sister told me she’d do things differently. idk im not trying to shit on him at all bc hes a really good person and i love him very much and want to be with him for the rest of my life. i just know that if it was the other way around with all the things we both have done, he would notttt trust me and he already has trust issues. i mean im not perfect either..yes i have done some small things before, but it was without any personal feelings and any intimate physical touch. now, there is a lot of context and things for part of what he did and the situation we were stuck in so like its not as bad as it sounds.. but STILL lol im just thinking. like i know if one of us had to break up with each other it would def be him breaking up with me. i just know. theres already been times where he would sound like he would and he’d make all these confrontations feel so serious. also, hes still a man. yes hes he/they, masc presenting, but he still thinks like men. im not trying to offend anyone pls if literally anyone reads this far so ill explain what i mean. he did not have good luck with girls in hs and so he worked on himself to look better and then got the attention from girls he craved back then. got some experience, got a gf, got cheated on, got dating apps again but stayed fwb with his ex until calling it off when we started dating. i know he can move quickly with things and act on his high sexual drive. if anyone whos considered attractive gives him attention, he could entertain the idea or like he starts to compare me and itll make me feel like im not enough and dont match his lifestyle. i feel like its easier for him than me to start seeing people in a sexual way and want to get in their pants. idk if it could be like the female attention since he doesnt always feel good about himself and now that a pretty girl shows interest its like it gets to his ego. again, i sound like im shitting on him but im not, im just thinking i can type it all out and leave it here bc ive never talked about this or wrote about it. i found out today that he did stuff with his friend ~3 yrs ago while me & him were on a break and me and her are like friendly acquaintances and we went to her baby shower, gender reveal party, & he went to her wedding, all after they did it. he really only told me now bc her husband i guess just found out somehow and msgd my bf about it and said he’ll go msg me about it. he didnt want me to find out first thru someone else, which i appreciate that he was able to tell me first, but its also like okay damn they really did that. and yes it was years ago so i honestly didnt feel hurt about it i was just more shocked. like.. he was on a break with me and felt single and he says shes cheated before so it just happened with them and they didnt do it again. funny thing is that her husband was already suspicious of him years ago and thinking he was only friends with her to do stuff and now shit, he was partially right. honestly, thats a dumb mistake on her end, like she was engaged or almost engaged at the time. also, for the record, he hooked up with (for what i know now) 2 other people during that time period, so 3 within our 1 month break. one didnt involve any feelings i presume and the other one had a shit ton bc they went on actual dates and shit and she ended it bc they both or just she didnt wanna settle. she was 3 yrs younger than him and yes.. i did stalk her a bit bc i needed to know, why her, who she is, etc. and i could already tell she got around..but whatever, i already coped from that lol. back to his friend, he knows she was with someone & he knows her man already didnt like him. even tho she didnt care, he still went along with it bc hes been wanting to do that since the day they became friends. it all makes sense. he met her in school when he was still with his ex so i dont have anything to say about that part but like, again…

[beansprean]

hi, I’m new to your acc and tumblr in general and idk if you even still make tt content but if you do: how did all the Titans end up in the polycule? Like who was dating first, who did brought it up, who was totally confused at first, etc?

If you don’t make Titans content any more that’s totally fine. Have an awesome day, and I think your blog is really cool. Thanks!

….I have literally never given thought to how they got together djdjdjdj they sprang from my head fully formed and ‘culed lmaooo

I imagine it started with like, separate couples. Like bb and rae kinda sorta got together during all the terra drama (both also in love with her) and drew her back to their side with the power of love but it’s a while before she agrees to date them both bc she’s not in a great place after all that. And then robin and star got together obvs, uhaul lesbians always. Meanwhile star and cy have been hooking up long before she and Robin officially start dating. Star is like if u wanna be exclusive it’s fine cy and I are just post-gym adrenaline fuckbuddies, no romance just sweaty buff alien robot porking. And Robin is like 😳 umm….ok… but eventually is like please continue doing that not because I’m into it or anything. And then eventually he and cy start dating too and that was cyborgs plan all along. Then BB is like “my best bro is dating my bro….I am….third wheel?? 🥺” and so he starts flirting with cy constantly (poorly) and interrupting their dates with Robin like a weirdo. Until everyone has to sit him down and explain gently that he has a crush on cyborg and they should just date already. Meanwhile with their bfs dating new people raven and star tend to hang out more (raven thought this would result in more alone time for her but alas star keeps finding her) and star keeps making jokes like “everyone else is dating when are we gonna get together raven?? Haha just kidding…unless?” And I think that takes a much longer time to happen, like after terra returns and the bbterraven minicule is complete and they get comfy being together and raven becomes a little more emotionally available. Star keeps patiently pining. Until raven looks at her one day and is like huh. We should be holding hands. And then they do.

Ok turns out I had plenty of thoughts about that lmaoooooo ty!! WELCOME TO TUMBLR you're either here for a month or you're here forever

[bearseulgs]

enhypen when their s/o loves sharks

gn!reader x ot7

genre: fluff, sharks

wc: 777 (purr)

warnings: shark attacks, mauling, death, i love canva

requested!! tysm

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Heeseung ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

he knows nothinggg abt sharks

but he pretends to to impress you

"hey y/n do you wanna practice a shark mating dance"

"...you biting me?"

eventually you force him to watch every shark documentary you can find during shark week and shark fest

you also force him to take notes bc how does he not know that sharks are fish

my dummy himbo bf i love him

he loves you i swear but he is struggling so hard to keep up w your shark stuff

however he's willing to buy you plushies and models/infographics bc while he may not know much abt them he loves that you do

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Jay ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

he's silent abt how he doesn't like them

he's so super supportive of your passion for them and stuff

but he always finds excuses to avoid any shark related activities

eventually you catch on

BRING OUT THE SLIDE SHOWS

you wow him with your fancy canva presentations and epic statistics and beautiful charts

and BOOM you got a well educated, shark respecting man now

we love to see it

since his dad owns that whole tour company and stuff and i think he has a boat he'd prob hook you up with a boat tour to go to some shark spots 😋

sign me up

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Jake ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

okay i can see him going two ways

cuz in australia he was probably always warned abt the danger of white sharks and stuff

but he also seems pretty fair and would be educated on them???

so i think he defo respects sharks a lot, but isn't super into them

however as soon as he finds put you like them you can bet your butt he's buying all the shark apparel he sees

it's like the ally friend at target during pride month: shark edition

by the end of July you totally have him obsessed ngl

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Sunghoon ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

🤡🤡🤡🤡

clown behavior bff

he looks at you SO WEIRD i'm so sorry but 😭

you cannot convince him; you make canva slide shows with them fancy ol' gifs and stuff on em featuring all sorts of statistics and stuff, he does. not. care.

pretty boy 💔 wtf he led me on w his looks and then BAM this

he won't even watch sharkfest stuff with you which is insane bc y'all always watch shows and movies together :(

i think i'd legit cry

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Sunoo ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

gurl he's seen Jaws

sadly he saw it before he saw all the super cool informative documentaries OR the pretty reef sharks at the aquarium

why are Sunsun shark antis 🤨🤨

it's always the pretty ones /j

also extremely stubborn??? like bro wtf i spent TIMEEE on this presentation and you're gonna sit there with that sassy face??? nuh uh 🙄

you show him those shark attack documentaries ONCE and he's convinced he's gonna get mauled the second he steps foot into the carolinas

like that was the opposite of the point WHY ARE YOU EVEN TRYING

i'd give up and breakup idc how much i love him idc how well our natal charts fit i'm done

jk i love Noo but i would cry if my partner hated sharks

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Jungwon ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

i feel like he'd actually be kinda interested in them himself

like once you tell him abt how much you like them he starts asking abt them

he's always down to hear anything you have to tell him abt sharks

he probs likes the phantom sharks, like porbeagles and frilled sharks, then gets disappointed when there's barely any info on them 😭

he'll defo take you to the aquarium to see sharks and if he can manage it he'll find a nursery tour or smth for y'all to see baby sharks

y'all r shark lovers together &lt;3

- ͙۪۪̥˚┊❛ Ni-ki ❜┊˚ ͙۪۪̥◌

tbh i don't think he much cares abt them

like he doesn't hate sharks but he doesn't really like em

i think growing up he probs fed into the fear-mongering

so he doesn't understand why you like them so much

during shark week he might watch a show or two w you but mostly he pretends to "attack" you with shark hand puppets

overall very annoying but in a loving way

however he is a massive simp for you and will go out of his way to buy shark apparel for you when he sees it

he loves you but shhh don't tell anyone

a/n: i'm back bffs 😍 with sharks ofc

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