#and i’m cackling

[frnkiebby]

baby. baby boy. darling.

our lovable sweet pretty sewer rat.~🎃

[soup-for-breakfast-99]

Misha Collins is a terrible influence, what if my kids turn out straight?

[oldmanffucker]

this is getting me so bad

[armageddidnt]

The Best Things From Good Omens 2

Aziraphale and Crowley dancing. That’s it.

David’s walk and little jump

Aziraphale driving Crowley’s (yellow) Bentley

Normalizing choosing not to drink for a completely simple and valid reason

Whatever the fuck Aziraphale was insinuating here

Aziraphale and Crowley thinking they’re the smoothest motherfuckers in the whole world and then actually rolling a nat 1 on the stealth check

Aziraphale gazing like this at anybody who’s in love

Maggie doing this

This line. That’s it

This one needs no explanation

[werewolf-transgenderism]

everybody look at this fucking frog!!!!!!!

[doctorsiren]

the reason Edgeworth takes off his glasses during the trial in AA5 is because he can’t focus on court if he’s distracted by seeing Phoenix Wright clearly

[novelsandnewfies]

Poseidon: “Hold on. Wait. You went down there?”

Zeus: *eating a snacky snack, pausing only to mumble his theme song to himself* “Yeah. Someone hurt the cows.”

Poseidon: “Yes. Someone in Odysseus’s crew.”

Zeus: “Yup.”

Poseidon: *eye twitch* “and with Odysseus in reach… you killed everyone except him?”

Zeus: *laughs* “Ah, yeah. You should’ve seen his face when he was the only one left alive.”

Poseidon: *trembling with rage* “You had Odysseus in front of you and he was the one you didn’t kill?!?! He’s my enemy!”

Zeus: *pausing, arching a brow* “Yeah, and? He’s not mine. Solve your own problems. What do I look like? A janitor?”

[ninyard]

fox tweets (pt.2)

[daemoncracy]

[fisherrprince]

writing advice: every chapter should have something that makes you, a sicko, say yeesss… hahaha… yeeesss!!! and it doesn’t quite matter what you are a sicko about but it’ll be hard to get through the chapter if nothing makes you press your face into the window

[frnkiebby]

3 pixel sewer rats~🎃

[sableeira]

when you have committed literal crimes but the crimes of your past that haunt you the most are the gay thoughts for your partner aka the person you hate most in this world

continuation to joke tags on this post. 15 Dazai was ready to haunt his 22 y/o self with some past mistakes…. instead Dazai is already suffering

[alexi-01]

go white boy go!!

[drunkeddiediaz]

[wikitpowers]

something about jamie campbell bower as jace wayland in the cob movie hit different oof…

[unknownarmageddon]

let’s go to the beach each let’s go get away

killer belongs to rahafwabas cross belongs to jael peñaloza rental suits au belongs to me and @psycho-chair