#and idk man I’m just. scared

[hobisexually]

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[betterthanbatman1]

MY BOYYYY

[seraphicalsuccubus]

in case y’all were wondering, I am quite pleased to inform y’all that @pissed-whizard drops loot when you hang out with him !!!

I have been blessed by RNG today with: a Philips screwdriver. a truly legendary drop. I will cherish this forever. I shall screw all the screws in existence to make very good use of this treasure.

12/10 amazing loot, truly. oh !! and it also has a bonus buff when equipped: I become my own handy man and I can fix everything all by myself. I don’t need a man. I don’t need any training. I don’t need any trade skills. I’m an independent girly with a fuckin SCREWDRIVER baybee, don’t fuck w me !!! I am a prepared girly, I got this !!! 💅🏻

he has made me unstoppable now, btw. being gifted such a miraculous tool ??? man, I can fix fucking EVERYTHING in the world. bring me all the furniture you need assembled (I will assemble it 100% wrong and possibly upside down or backwards). bring me the shelves you need hung (if you want them hung at a children’s height because I’m a short bitch). bring me all your problems, in general, I fuckin gotchu (if you want questionable moral advice landing somewhere along the spectrum of either: ‘break up w them’ or ‘suck their dick/eat their pussy.’ I contain multitudes and I can vary my advice for your specific issues, if they’ve been bad, kill them. commit arson. girly things, y’know ??? and if they’ve been good, give them head until their eyes roll back so far they look possessed. idk. that method has always worked for me). because I have THE Screwdriver, y’all. I can fix you. I promise. you’re in good (very weak and drops everything I try to hold and can’t catch anything with them at all) hands. just trust me.

(oh. and you’re not allowed sue me if I can’t btw, I have no responsibility for anything that potentially goes awry here. like, you totes gotta sign a waiver first confirming that I may (and most likely will), in fact, make everything much worse. bring me your problems at your own risk for a varying reward. thank you ☺️)

[prince-of-red-lions]

nintendonintendonintendonintendonintendonintendonintendo

WHY LIVE ACTION I WANT MY GOOFY SKRUNGLE CARTOONY BOY :(

[rinas4ki]

Jooan getting enlisted into some troop in July… absolutely nothing to smile about in my life.

[moonbunnie7]

To be honest your daughter has seen her parents go thru the outmost of shit and now her wondering why she avoids everything out of anxiety plus she is a person suffering from FROM UNDIAGNOSED depression, ocd and adhd and ur wondering why she hasn’t harnessed her 20 something power ITS BECAUSE I HAVE OBSTICLES IN MY WAY MARY!!! IF I COULD BE LIKE THE DOMINANT NARRATIVE AND JUST BE STUPID AND HAPPY IN MY 20s I FUCKING WOULD!!!!

[oddtripps]

im going through my old notebooks looking for anything worthy to post waaa

and I find this

I found ONE part of a 30 page comic that I spent ages on and I rip and tear and bite and chew cause I’m so so mad I didn’t have the insight to save copies somewhere

I never got around to digitizing it or cleaning it up but it was basically a conversation between duck and yellow about what is considered “a child”

They both come to the conclusion that Redd much be the child cause the smaller u are the older u r cause when u get old u shrink and it’s so true and accurate and totally not ducks manipulation and borderline psychotic obsession with being labeled “the best one”

Also yellow gets his face crushed by the dictionary that duck reads when yellow calls him sleepy lnaooooooo

I have the transcript and the story SOMEWHERE on a usb stick that is too cluttered to navigate but the art / comic is lost to the VOID, bröther.

Anyway time to die for ten million years AGAIN cause that story was so so close to my heart.

More so a sort of hate/love letter to how I’ve struggled most of my adult life being labeled and viewed as a minor due to my disorders, labels and physical structure

TLDR comic where two autistic gay men attack each other with words and a heavy book gone forever WAAAAAHHH

[invalidname19]

Sadly I have a Twitter now 😕

It’s invalidname_19, such a unique username 🤩

[many-gay-magpies]

TEEN WOLF SEASON 3B WATCH YIPPEE !!

[bpdohwhatajoy]

I’m so touch starved that when I got tattooed I was like 😳😳😳😳😳😳

[maxgicalgirl]

Archive 81 tv show made Melody Pendras straight we cannot trust podcasts in the hands of mainstream media !!!!!!!

[ohits-starflower]

I’m very hopeful for the server… despite everything. And I want the server to do well….

But idk. With everything rn, I find it just making me want to start just deleting all my socials again and go back into hiding.

The QSMP brought me back and I was having a wonderful time during (despite everything going on behind the scenes of the server) and the people on here were so lovely. It made me feel happy in general.

Forgive me if you think it’s doom posting but this is just, it’s something I’ve started to feel for a while.

[callixton]

i am soo scared that one of my actors has covid and bc it was a small rehearsal and i’m only half unpacked from college i didn’t even have a mask that i could wear for the second half in this bag anddd. Probably she is fine and is just worn out and having allergies but also i am also not feeling Great (likely for the same reasons!) but um. really fucking nervous

[lookatlavender]

btw masculinity is a beautiful and divine force in the same exact way that femininity is 💖 being a man is amazing! you should get to love being a man! masculinity and manhood should never be punishing or painful, please please i’m begging you let it be the wonderful, uplifting, positive force in your life that it wants to be!!!

[gaylittleguys]

I hate it when people make posts or whatever like ‘ugh 🙄 I can’t believe I’m a MAN 🤢🤮 I grew up thinking I was woman and women are so great and pretty and I’m just a gross stinky man ew’ like ok. speak for yourself I love being a man it fucking rules. trans masculinity is awesome. you sound like you need to sort those feelings out for yourself dude.

[revancchist]

i’m. so confused