#and immediately went back to sleep

[sisaloofafump]

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[perilegs]

my sweet little baby man is no longer with us

[childotkw]

oh i just had the most cursed and yet hilarious dream about DSOTM that woke me up laughing

Harry and Dumbledore claim they have a blood relation to give Harry a bit of protection right - but what if the relation they claim is father and son???

Harry is, at first, against the idea, but Albus is like "nah nah this can work - ain't nobody who would fuck with my son, you can even take my name if you want?"

Harry say a polite fuck no to that but the papers for 'Harry Evans' are drawn up - Albus Dumbledore's recently discovered bastard child.

Everyone is shook, and Tom's crisis of attraction is even more fatal this time around because does he really want Dumbledore as a father-in-law?? but then Harry does something borderline impossible with magic and he just curls up into a ball because yes yes apparently he does.

The only two people who question it are Gellert and Aberforth. Gellert just pisses himself laughing at the mere idea and sends Albus a letter basically going lol nice try who is he really?

Which is at least more polite than Aberforth who took one look at Harry and said to his brother "no way youve ever touched a woman carnally - what's actually going on?"

[fictionadventurer]

Sometimes I think I have run across all the types of nihilistic despair that exist in the world.

And then someone new tries to argue on one of my pro-life posts.

[queenklu]

Woke up from a dead sleep last night with a single clear thought ringing like a bell: "When they do a Sabrina the Teenage Witch remake they need to get the guy who voiced Astarion to play Salem the cat."

[chetungwan]

Another reason bodies are bullshit: my periodic calf cramps that leave me rolling around shouting for a few minutes until the pain ends

[montanamp3]

autistic girl freaking it sensitive style in the club

[pfhwrittes]

I see your Charlie also likes to loaf

It is the natural state of a Charlie

another charlie!! excellent loafing charlie!!

and now a picture of the boy that i just woke up specifically to take this picture

[deeply-unserious-fellow]

As an asexual person, I have only ever felt genuinely attracted to TWO(2) fictional characters. Dare you to try and guess what my type is lmao

[kindahoping4forever]

Ash IG Story (Parts 1 & 2)

[spookbot]

I never shared any of my actual pics from Ghost in LA!!!! you would not believe the euphoria dressing up like a stylish creechur with my best friends of 14 years gave me!!!!

[hjarta]

my best friends btw

[theshadowrealmitself]

Once again thinking about my oc who makes how to do videos that Vulcan kids like to watch, except this time I’m also thinking about “guest stars,” because you just know there’s going to be some things where you need an expert on it for

And originally I was just thinking about pleasant guest stars, and how the Human oc is unknowingly also teaching Vulcan kids how to handle their emotions because the Human is trying a lot of new things that actually scare them, or make them anxious, things like that, but they just calm themselves down on camera and continue doing them

But now I’m thinking about Jim Kirk, specifically aos Jim Kirk, guest starring before he ever became a captain, and it’s “how to ride a motorcycle,” and the whole time, this Human who is usually good at keeping a calm and pleasant disposition, just keeps turning to anxiously tell the camera “don’t do that” because Jim went straight to tricks and stuff that he shouldn’t be showing beginners

Jim Kirk is rewatching this episode as a captain, trying to avoid looking at Bones and Spock as they watch him put himself in danger without proper protective gear on

[the-jam-to-the-unicorn]

The hospital visit was so lovely! ❤️

Lots of happy and smiling Vova! 😍

And the absolute favourite! 😍😍😍

[dykelizard]

so i started watching one piece

[hollowboobtheory]

tmi