#and in a decent amount of languages

[that-satireguy]

you just think you're fucking smarter than everybody huh?

i'm not going to deny that I think i'm an intelligent man, because i've earned the right to call myself such.

If that makes you this frustrated you could always go learn something.

[mannap]

Is it just me or does anyone else get the irrational urge to... learn every F1 driver's native language even if I would probably never use it irl😭😂

[dirtyoldmanhole]

i think one of the interesting things about drawing gilf hentai is that you're inventing so many rarely drawn scenes/conventions on the spot? technically, visually, even anatomically.

like uhh, say corrin's getting her coochie finger blasted by him in this one scene-- he's not going to be able to turn/flex his wrist as easily like so, but you can try a few different poses with her across his lap in an easier position so his wrist isn't on fire by the end

it's a very very fun puzzle lol

[aefensteorrra]

thinking about enrolling in Russian classes next year because I hit a plateau years ago and haven’t had the time to dedicate to it to get over that, it’d be nice to learn from a native in a structured way

[librarydeyo]

I don't speak Portuguese, but one time I was listening to a gamer's stream, Cellbit, in Portuguese at midnight while working on a project about strokes for my anatomy class

I got so focused that I forgot it was on, and when I started hearing it again my sleep deprived mind FLIPPED OUT for a good 10 seconds because it sounded like gibberish and I thought it was English.

I thought I was having a stroke, genuinely ㅠㅠ

[mishkakagehishka]

Throwback to like three or four years ago when was it when i was on here ranting about how history must be taught better specifically because life is just one big corkboard conspiracy theory except neither conspiracy nor theory, everything is just influenced by everything that happened before and you can't learn about anything without learning about everything that happened before that first. Etc etc.

[mobius-m-mobius]

feel free to ignore this but omg you know thai?????? im beyond elated omg???? ALSO that tag is basically the equivalent of incoherent crying sound like ‘waaaahhh sniff sob wailing waeeee’ lmao 😂 (oh your thai spelling is perfect btw)

Omg no I felt the exact same when I saw your tags!! Which definitely had me cracking up because there's nothing better than sobbing incoherently over Lokius as all of us are proof of every day lmao 🤣

I'm half Thai but grew up in the US having never been taught the language and didn't get into anything Thai related until college so the level at which I can speak/understand anything is tragically low and what mainly gets me by is watching more Thai shows than English and Google Translate, lol 😅 But I was SO excited seeing you know Thai too, what a cool thing to share in the fandom 🥰💖

[drochleispiach]

D'inis mé do mo bhean chéile go bhfuil leantóirí go leor agam, dáiríre, cúig. Agus bhí sí ag gáire fúmsa. Mar sin tá níos mó leantóirí uaim anois. Lean mise má mhaith leat na leispiaigh

[somedaytakethetime]

Everything you needed to see from the previous game:

You're welcome 😌

[rigelmejo]

So if you ever are like "why the fuck can't I do my goal X activitiy after studying Y months/years?"

I encourage you to sit down and determine roughly:

1. How many hours you've actually studied in those months/years? (and if it's nowhere near the hours recommended for say a goal of reading or speaking at B2 level then perhaps consider planning to increase study hours)

2. How much of your study plan is spent focusing on practicing the goal skills? (If your goal is to speak to people at a B2 level, and you have never practiced speaking - or even shadowing after a dialogue - then perhaps change your study plan to Include some speaking related practice).

[thetoaddaddy]

[gr8ntaire]

I hope that as ur mutual I am constantly reminding u that even pretentious literature graduates can have a terrible hold on the realities of the English language

[beneaththebloodylake]

actually i hate when people take ace attorney out of the context it was made in. like im just as clueless about the details as anyone else, and its true its heavily fictionalised and mostly not a really serious representation of anything, but at least akcnowledge that that context exists when you talk about it. cause otherwise its just stupid, like everything youre saying is just random words and nothing actually to do with the series

[corvids-corner]

whats it called when you're like a weeb but for Germany instead of Japan bc i think that's what i'm turning into 💀

[blinkbones]

Hello japan side of tumblr,

I'm currently studying japanese and I'd like to watch some stuff to improve my ear. I've been watching anime for years and I'm getting decent at parsing out words, but voice acting and real life speech are quite different, so I want to watch more live-action/IRL things. Do you guys have any recs of things that are entertaining to watch in the japanese language?

It can be

Movies, documentaries

TV shows (fiction or otherwise)

Youtube channels (or some other longform platform)

❌ Please no anime. I don't need recs for those, I watch enough of em lmao

I'm not picky genre-wise or topic-wise. I watched a ton of shounen in my time, but I've also been enjoying Yasujirou Ozu's movies and more drama/romance shows recently. Also any straying outside of my comfort zone means learning about new things, so as long as you think it's entertaining or good, I'll give it a try.

[navydoves]

Mermaid!Rafayel and his strange habits while in heat.

❥ He has a lot of cycles… all of which you have to suffer through.

✎ᝰ a/n. alright, rafayel is our starter for this sister series! i hope people enjoy this series as much as they did the “affectionate habits” one. if you want to be tagged in the next updates for this series, pls lmk i will be happy to. the other lis are:

- bunny xavier, cat zayne, dragon sylus, and cyborg/puppy caleb (i have to choose for caleb)

enjoy!

affectionate habits ver.

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❥ he hisses! no more chirps or chitters, rafayel cannot stop hissing at everything around him. it’s not even just other men or women, it’s also like… coral reefs and amoebas. the hissing is rather loud and a bit scary, but he never does it to you. no, rafayel’s hisses are a way to ward off others in order to protect you. even if those “others” are passing crabs.

the first time rafayel started doing this you thought he was mad at you and this was his way of expressing it. you would recoil at the sound and then try and comfort him so you could figure out what you did wrong. but as soon as rafayel notices you’re upset, he immediately brings you into an embrace and reassures you that it’s not you. it’s the seaweed next to you, babe.

although when it comes to actual people, rafayel will get even louder in his hisses. he genuinely hates the idea of others being with you when he needs the most attention now. he thinks everyone’s out to get a piece of you and his anger only tells you he would never hesitate to hurt or kill those who get too close.

❥ he pins you constantly. it’s no secret rafayel is concerningly strong, but his muscle mass and strength become more prominent during his heat. by no joke, he will pin you with an index finger and leave you helpless writhing. but that’s precisely why he likes doing it. he really enjoys seeing you submissive and struggling underneath him, even if he’s not gonna do anything.

but most of the time… he is gonna do something. the whole point of his pinning is so he can keep you still as he going ramming into you from every position. his thrusts are deep and strong, so you need to be kept still or else you’re gonna go flying out the sea. he’s rough when he’s in heat and he’s practically training you to take his force because… well who else is gonna help him? only you can, no matter how much smaller and weaker you are.

❥ he speaks in lemurian. about half of the time rafayel spends in his heat he spends speaking to you in tongues. his heat is so instinctual that he can’t help be speak his native tongue even if you can’t understand him. he’s pawing at you, growling and begging right up in your ear until the entire tone of his voice changes. suddenly you’re hearing words you can’t make out in low pitches that make you shudder.

knowing he needs you is hot enough. but not knowing what he’s gonna do to you is even hotter. all the dirty talk he’s probably saying in your ear as he bend you over a rock and presses his 12 foot form against you gets you going. overtime you’ve learned a few words here and there… kind of. you know the words he says when he’s satisfied and or about to come, but you don’t actually know what they mean. you know the words he uses when he’s threatens you (not actually, just sexually) to come help him.

he’ll switch back and forth between his two languages unconsciously, especially in the heat of the moment. but if you’re being honest… you kinda want him to swoon you in lemurian all the time.

❥ he cries a lot. i think it’s well known that rafayel can have major mood swings sometimes, and his heat makes this a lot worse. while he is rough and claiming a good decent amount of the time, he’s also super emotional when you’re not around. he’ll curl into seaweed beds or alcoves to sob and whimper because he doesn’t have his darling with him. he’ll especially throw a fit if his heat becomes painful and there’s no outlet for him to use.

it’s a very sad sight to see. pearls come floating out of his eyes because he feels so lonely. his biology is telling him to give his body to his beloved, but if she’s not here or can’t, then it physically pains him. he’s physically bonded with you and can’t even think about using anything or anyone else to help him with his heat. the best he can do is stimulate his two cocks in private to best simulate what you might feel like, but it’s never ever enough.

❥ his cocks are always out. usually there’s a slit on the forefront of his tail where they retract and hide away until necessary but during his heat… well they’re just kinda always there. and it’s not because rafayel can’t put them away, it’s just that he doesn’t want to. at first you though maybe it was just a biology thing. cocks always out? right makes sense, he needs them constantly. but you learned from him that no… he just likes having them out with you around.

it’s for convenience sake. any sudden surge of horny he gets, no time is wasted getting those things out. he’ll immediately have you on your back with his floater friends ready to penetrate. they’re never soft either… they’re always just kinda hard and slick. while the sight is maybe a little bit amusing, it’s also impractical. you can’t sleep next to him without having to make room for his long schlongs. you can’t graze against them accidentally unless you want to be spurted with strange lemurian liquid. you can’t look at them for too long without rafayel getting incredibly horny and wanting to fuck you.

at some point you asked him why he doesn’t just put them away until they’re needed, but he insists on having you admire impressive his assets.

❥ he’s really obsessed with baby-talk. give him the benefit of the doubt, he’s in heat. while regular, normal rafayel isn’t too keen on the idea of babies, lemurian, in heat rafayel loves them. he massages your tummy and imagines his little seedlings in there. he doesn’t let himself come anywhere else but inside you in hopes of getting you pregnant. he’s constantly playing with your breasts in hopes that you’ll magically start milking.

the biology won’t allow it and rafayel knows that, but his brain is too muddled with ideas of you becoming a mother to his children. while he is no doubt aggressive in his heat, the heat itself is a biological purpose used for only mating. and lemurians mate for life. there’s no one else. so be honored <3

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