Hey. I dunno what writer needs to hear this, but,
using the same word twice in the vicinity of the other/same paragraph is okay.
*kisses you on the forehead*
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my dealer: got some straight gas. this strain is called "thumb position" you'll be zonked out of your gourd
me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit
5 minutes later: dude i swear i just played that on the wrong string
my cello teacher, pacing: the tenor clef is lying to us
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genuinely terrified of the new hp game. like. there's a 90% chance the release of this game will release a whole new wave of transphobia, antisemitism, racism, and a shitload of other bigotry. and the assholes will hide behind their game like a bully saying "take a joke bro". it's not just a game. it's not just a book series. it's not harmless. if you give a fuck about literally anyone other than yourself, don't play the fucking game.
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I MANAGED TO POKE MYSELF UNDER MY NAIL WITH A PENCIL AND NOW ITS BLEEDING UNDER MY NAIL AND IT ACHES.
all i wanted to do was take late-night french notes bro
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this is cute but also i like to think the pope has to preface every single statement with "this isn't dogma but" like he has to break character for a sec and clarify that he's not speaking ex cathedra
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how to explain to non-americans that the better call saul ads aren’t exaggerated for comedic effect they are super normie
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Every time I see that G--gle phone photoshop commercial my heart is filled with infinite sadness, like, yeah it's cool you can have a good family photo, it's cool you can do that, but god, there is something to be said for the honesty of a family photo where you're blinking, or crying, or have ugly wrinkles.
What is too unsightly for you? Would you swipe-click-replace out the image of my cousin crying on our Florida trip family reunion photo? Would you remove the plastic snake I have clenched in my grip, which I still have to this day? Would you scoff at the wrinkles around our eyes and the strands of hair on our faces as we squint into the wind, the day before the massive storm? Would I remember it if I didn't have these reminders, if the picture was perfect and clean, all children in a row with perfect gleaming white tombstone tooth smiles? No tears. No plastic snake.
Everyone is beautiful and no one looks genuine.
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gaza has just been completely cut off from the world.
after increased intensity of israeli aistrikes tonight, the last cable providing communications was destroyed. telecommunications have been completely cut off. they cannot reach one another. they cannot reach paramedics. the red crescent society has completely lost contact with their branch in gaza. nobody inside can reach anyone inside, and especially not outside of gaza to tell us what is going on. this is a complete atrocity.
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Guys I’m going to be so bare naked ass honest with you we had a house fire tonight and I was standing in the kitchen with the flaming stove reading the Wikipedia page for fire
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