apollo’s confidence in court: oh my god i’m the worst lawyer ever my client is going to go to JAIL because i can’t even do my JOB
apollo’s confidence outside of court: i’m the only smart one here, i’m the most normal guy in the world and NO ONE is doing it like i am, investigations are EASY, klavier gavin wants me carnally
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“if sokka had been sexist in front of toph she would’ve straight up killed him” if sokka had been sexist in front of toph she would’ve given him a high five and said “right on brother.” she’s way more misogynistic than he is
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just finished the live action one piece and holy shit that was really fucking good
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Chevalier's fetish
There were a lot of guesses for what this could be. Some were very funny (@vioisgoinginsane it's not feet that would be napoleon, thank you @yanderepuck). Some were close (@leonscape @ichgakr01270910 @xbalayage - it is book related). And some were more like what I expected it to be (@drachonia @thegeekcloud - he is a sadist who likes to bite).
But no. It's something no one guessed - and why would any of you...
It's translating foreign literature.
He then discusses foreign languages and mentions that a guest from another country will soon be visiting and teases/torments the idea of leaving entertaining them (and learning their language) to you.
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I never thought in my life I would make and/or POST fortnite fan art in my sad artist life but here we are-
Montague has a chokehold on me (I wish)
(Y'all fortnite girlies should hopefully recognize the last man, but yes, it's Kado Thorne.)
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Finally got a dream fanart follow 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 cryinnggggggg
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please i am BEGGING for you to drop the other roleswap champion designs,,, i had no idea how hard cynthia would slay in lance’s fit and my animal brain is now starving for roleswap steven and lance if you ever feel confident enough to post them,,,,,;
[insert meme of guy on his hands and knees offering a wad of fanned-out dollar bills here]
TY JUST FOR YOU ANON…. i redrew my old designs. I still cant figure out stevens design but this will do
Just for fun ill throw my old designs/brainstorming under a read more too!
This is a year old. Theyre so ugly. Okay
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