#and it's beyond annoying

[floralsapphics]

I need a spinoff of Agatha being the world’s most annoying spirit guide

[leafyeyes417]

Summoning fix it

Danny accepted being Ghost King when he was 20. Why 20? Because at that point his human half was looking more fae than human. At least he got that growth spurt and reached 6 foot 5. But the pointed ears, catlike eyes that glowed, fangs, and glowing freckles along with his height made him stand out.

Sam and Tucker, the two most liminal humans up till that point, were only better in that their eyes only glowed when emotional and that they didn’t have freckles. The trio had decided that they were more infinite realm denizens than living and they moved in to Danny’s new castle.

Accepting the throne was chaos. Especially with the observants constantly trying to butt in after he cut their power. They tried many things to keep him busy, including trying to bury him in centuries of old paperwork. Unfortunately for them Danny was not going to put up with that.

He sent out a message looking for any ghosts whose obsession was being a secretary. And there were more than he expected. After screening he chose a few and let the rejected ones know that he would set something up to help them later, but first he needed to straighten things out.

During all this Danny ended up summoned. He was annoyed that any regular old joe could just summon him. He was the Ghost King! He had more important things to do (even if it was just playing video games) than answer every summon request at other people’s whims. There were a multitude of dimensions out there, who knew how often he could be summoned?!

The trio quickly got to work and created a summon circle that first, allowed him to send someone in his stead, and second, prevented forced summoning if he declined answering.

Calling on more ghosts, he found one that grants wishes, and unlike Desiree, has no horrible consequences as long as a price of equal payment is made. He then wished all summoning circles to summon the ghost king from the point in time of his ascension be switched with his new one.

After that, he assigned one of the secretaries to be the one to answer the summons. He made a list of things to outright decline, and if they were unsure they were to call him and ask.

That’s how the Justice League ended up finding out that there was a new Ghost King. Constantine was particularly annoyed when he realized the switch with the summoning instructions. Luckily they weren’t on such a time crunch that they didn’t have the time to get the new materials needed.

Upon completion of the summoning, a female humanoid in a professional suit floated, and spoke “I am Penny, secretary of Ghost King Phantom. What is the subject of your summons?”

[mooneggtarts]

Say hello to Jumping Spider AU! Where Orange DIDN'T get to talk it out with Alan and was dropped to the Outernet. Where TDL got into another massive fights with TCO much more early that got them seperated before Orange was created and the whole Virabots thing (TCO kept the house. But only cause TDL refuse to live in the same house as he is)

TDL is convinced that he doesn't care about TCO, or that now he's alone, he doesn't need anyone! Until some Orange kid with the same head as him crashes onto him. Literally. Fate seems to hate him (or pity him?)

[galactic-rhea]

kylo ren doesn't exist in my version of the sequels; the most concerning thing about him is that he apparently would rather spend time with literal dead people than his living family

[tip jar!]

[rainscenes]

I just topped off the oil, transmission, brake and coolant. — 6.01 “Let the Games Begin”

[smilesrobotlover]

I really hate how comfy people have gotten with saying how much they hate LU. I understand the frustration towards the fandom and stuff, but I feel like almost EVERYONE, the fandom and the haters, forget that this is one person’s au. An au they hold near and dear to their heart. It’s not something created by a big team of people, it’s not something created by a corporation, it’s something created by a single person who has their own headcanons and ideas with the games. I don’t think it’s polite or ok to say how much you hate the au and how much you hate the interpretations of the characters and how much you hate the designs or stupid stuff like that. I do understand the frustration of seeing it everywhere, cuz I def feel that for sure, but that’s not really Jojo’s fault and it’s not ok to suddenly attack her artistic ability or storytelling cuz of that. Because she’s one person who’s passionate about Zelda and wanted to share a story. That’s it.

And it’s not constructive criticism, nor is it really criticism. It’s ok to not like something, but when it comes to this type of thing, it’s just unnecessary hate. Keep it to yourself. Jojo is a human being with feelings. She probably doesn’t see any of the stuff people say, which is for the best, but I know if I saw people saying stuff like that about my au I’d be devastated and would probably give up on everything, cuz hateful words sting.

[egophiliac]

I saw comments that the new butler from Ridekamens look like Sebek

He...kinda does

I wasn't gonna say it, but. that was kind of my first thought when he was revealed. :') maybe this is what Sebek's older brother is doing these days? he ran off to buttle for secret agents at a superhero cafe? actually wait that would be rad as heck, I'll accept this headcanon

[deeplovelydark]

I must not have doctor who opinions. doctor who opinions are the mind-killer. doctor who opinions are the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my doctor who opinions. I will permit them to pass over me and through me. and when they have gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see their path. where the doctor who opinions have gone there will be nothing. only I will remain.

[obsidianstrawberrymilk]

Sorry for Qin Su posting but I also lowkey take issue with the idea that she has to be maternal towards or close to Jin Ling because yes hc what you want but also that's fairly clearly not the case in canon? Like even if you say that Jin Ling's complete lack of reaction to her death is solely MXTX not caring (which, yes) it still means something at a Watsonian level. And honestly? She's entitled to keep him at a distance! He's not her kid, there's definitely some politics going on with him and Rusong while Rusong was alive that may have put her son in danger, and she has her own priorities (her husband just not touching her after they get married and her never knowing why, her kid DYING, etc) and it just... makes sense to me that Jin Ling never made the list.

[borgialucrezia]

— Will you make your wish at Agatha's fountain?

[elleloquently]

is there even room for slowburn character study fics here anymore or is everyone just occupied w gun play and pretending that ellie is an abuser

[oatlystrawberryicecream]

i heard we were talking about ships so… to me jayroy are a ship about acceptance the flaws and negative circumstances and ugly emotions can all exist without pressure to fix it or pull together for someone else’s sake it isnt a ‘get knocked down, oh well, get right back up cuz tough love’ thing. they are both already so internally driven that they don’t need a kick in the ass or a wake up call just a place to be unburdened and welcomed just as they are. and i like to imagine they can find that in each other

[kirby-the-gorb]

[maddie-grove]

I think I’m pretty good at analyzing why very, very popular things are popular even when they’re Not the Best or Not My Thing, but I have to admit that I still fundamentally don’t understand the initial success of Twilight. Not on an emotional level, anyway.

[sukibenders]

Me, watching some YJS fans justify what Shauna did to Mari by using clips of Mari and Jackie giggling in s1 (normal teenage girl things), or Mari speaking the truth and trying to take Jackie's jacket (even though it was the middle of winter and the group were already sharing clothes), with said fans saying that they've would've done worse to Mari in response, acting like that makes them any better:

[hyperpotamianarch]

י יושת ינונתהד א תראנשליתהראתיענ שושתמ הוהרוענה יש געינג תע חאתה.