#and it's fucking 90 degrees

[lavendersartistry]

im getting so damn tired of today istfg

if i randomly go silent, i am fine dw

[dragonpyre]

Finding out Pandaredd is apparently your college friend was a fucking jump scare Jesus

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Dude, finding out he was famous on tiktok was a jump scare!

[haliaiii]

Summer is only nice when you have air conditioning….

[hashtagcaneven]

Wolfwood vs Rai-dei (8K)

[peribirb]

Local Girl Staves off This Phoria Long Enough To Post One (1) Selfie

hi 👋

[welp0w0]

goddamnit, who forgot to put the child safety lock back on the kitchen knife drawer again?

(sinful circus au pomni belongs to @nobody-nexus )

looks like somebody walked in on something at an inopportune time :3

also pomni is definitely chattering her teeth like cats when they spot birds (prey) outside the window

[ohello0]

Ok so still binging the GRCU (Gordon Ramsay Cinematic Universe) and I’ve stumbled upon a couple things:

Gordon Ramsay has done drag (multiple times) and has a stunning Mrs. Doubtfire on the back burner

After watching Hell’s Kitchen his behavior on Kitchen Nightmares looks like a kind daycare teacher

Speaking of Hell’s Kitchen the Served Raw versions of the episodes that show the full dinner service and not much else are unmatched

“Thank fuck for that!” is top 5 best phrases (“wow…shocking.” always makes me laugh they had him gobsmacked and bewildered)

He’s deadass not afraid to lay into a customer if they’re wrong like he’ll call anyone a cow and stand on it ten toes down

I now have a Gordon Ramsay impression on lock if need be (it will never be needed)

Shout out Gabi Belle for reintroducing me to a long lost hyperfixation 🫡

[wallfernz]

[defiledtomb]

Don't get your tongue pierced unless the freak dividends yield more than the eventual cost. Then absolutely go for it

[mic-check-stims]

Day 12: Make a board based on your favorite season

X-X-X X-X-X X-X-X

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

very evil of storage units to be almost entirely made of Metal, inside and out. id like to have a talk with whoever made that building decision. a friendly talk. ignore the barbed wire baseball bat its unrelated

[justyourtypicalwriter]

36, 52, 56 for sdau style :3

36.) Who’s better at dealing with emotional trauma?

Uhmmmmmm, fuck man I really want to say Kyle, but on the other hand I feel like Stan would be so used to it he kinda just takes it like “oh…lmao thanks I guess-”

52.) Who whines the most when they get sick?

Kyle but it depends on the circumstances. Like it’s only if he has a super high fever, that’s when he gets all clingy and whiney. Other days it’s just a “fuck bro, back to the floor for me then”

56.) Which of the two is the most competitive?

It’s Kyle, I’m cliche😔

[demonboyhalo]

a group of boys throws a wet toy at me in Home Depot. i ignore them to finish shopping. an employee witnesses them following me through the store. who gets asked to leave? not the boys fucking harassing me

[dogboyheaven]

Favorite thing in the world is when my boss tries to implement a new bullshit rule and I go okay! :) and then as soon as he’s gone I Don’t Do It anymore

[antisocialxconstruct]

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[aro-culture-is]

Aro culture is being pissed off when you are on a colleges website completing their "fun" little quiz that reccommends what majors you should look into and HALF of the questions are about romance or dates and you are just sitting there wondering how on earth this even slightly relates to what you want to study

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