The really shitty thing is! This would be incredible quality television if the outcome of it wouldn’t decide uh. my ability to have any rights for the entire rest of my life
Okay, dear internet. I had to stop at 250. I had to stop because we need to talk about this.
Because I have to wrap my brain around this. It's wild. It's so wild.
Colin finds out Pen is Lady Whistledown. They argue about it for an hour in the carriage. (And I was like... oh no... not the carriage.)
Pen is like - I don't even know this man. Colin is like -- asshat.
And then, you know, making out as one does.
We get this moment --
Except - it's an entire paragraph about Penelope stroking his hair while deep in thought about how it feels like his sister Eloise's hair.
That's when I lost it, you guys. I just lost it.
This book is absurd. It is so utterly absurd.
(It's not in that this is what these airport paperback, bodice ripper romances do.)
And then the proposal. Which is on brand - done in anger like the rest of Colin's reactions.
It's so ridiculous. Honestly, I kind of love the absurdity of it. Like you just have to go with it. But I also love that the show made something truly beautiful out of this insanity.
I Like the idea of him being his cheerful sweet self but he also has that same dantes unhinged-ness that makes him equally terrifying as his avenger counterparts
man be really nice and sweet and next moment he’s pulling some insane jack sparrow shit on ship that works in long run while having zero self preservation skills because he’s gonna end up in château d’If anyway so why hold back lmao
okay the new tntl musical 2 is just. fucking excellent from start to finish. nonstop bangers, wildly funny, everyone is having a blast while being Very Talented. my only thought after finishing it is, as angela puts it:
I'm so so sorry anon, I more than appreciate being brought jontent but I kid you not I've just spent the last 5 minutes solid laughing til my tummy hurts at this picture