#and now very much is not. he just sort of chills. im having FUN

[rabbit-rays]

trainersona....he mostly hangs around in caves and only really uses half his team to battle

[kiththecat]

this is going to sound so ubnoxious, but i saw a lifesteal confession and immediately realised that im probably guilty of the exact thing it was talking about (people mostly caring about branzy when it comes to lifesteal and clownzy). but after a minute of thinking (🤔<- like this) i could kiiiinda pinpoint why and i thought it'd be interesting enough to vocalise, at least.

in my head, there's a very clear line between "the guy whose vidoes i watch while eating lunch" and "the guy i make fanworks of." even though its technically the same guy. i love watching branzy's videos. he's extremely entertaining and talented. but i also have a separate version of him that's based on the character he plays. the guy who in many cases has a story that ends up being very tied to clowns. being the most important person to the deadliest guy is a compelling character and i find that very fun to explore in writing. admittedly the bit they've got going on where they flirt unprompted is still kinda peak and that is definitely something i'd want to see more of.  very chill about it though. *wink*

however, and this is where i wholeheartedly agree with everything in the confession. i really dislike it when the comment section on branzy's videos mention clown in a video clown's barely in. cc!branzy could spend five hundred hours working on a minecraft project and if clownpierce happens to be eluded to, then that's what a lot of the comments will be about. now i LOVE clownzy crumbs because i'm a pathetic individual, but there are so many other things to talk about in branzy's non-lifesteal content than the gay bit he did two years ago. 

anyway here are some elements of branzy's character that i really appriciate bout him

he is like a jack of all trades. sure he's not the very very best in any field, but he's a great builder, great redstoner, great at survival things, great at the game in general. i think his strongest trait is just how dedicated he is to whatever he decides to do. he loves a challenge, he loves overkill and theatrics, he needs mental stimulation and work or else he dies.

in after hours smp he commited so many crimes... so many. one thing i loved is that for that video he had to research these crimes and come up with a minecraft equivalent. he's extremely creative and his brain works in weird, sort of morbid and somehow also cutesy ways.

or in the video where he's building a computer in minecraft with rek. one moment he doesn't get what's happening and he asks rek to "explain it to me like im a puppy" or something. and it's such a silly little moment but i like that he just found no shame in asking. in general he's just very down to earth and shameless.

he is not in any way morally upstanding. if he saw a big read button that said "press this to kill one hundred random children" he'd not hesitate. if the button was protected with top security measures he'd do whatever it takes to get past them. he does not care about good and bad. please never give him morals.

his love language is killing his friends for fun

okay here's a personal preference but he needs to have some wacky job. if you're writing this man he needs to be money laundering. or running a pyramid scheme. why would anyone put him in a school, or a cafe. he's a palm reader who sucks but takes money before readings and runs away. he's running a sweatshop and all the worker uniforms are weird costumes. he's a janitor but he uses special access to steal things. he has one hundred different identities. why am i describing stanley pines.

moving on.

there is so much love in him. he loves the craft (insert trademark mark here), he loves the people around him, he finds joy in pretty flowers, he finds joy in setting pretty flowers on fire.

many more things to say but the gist is. bramzycraft....

he's a dad now and i think that's beautiful. buuuuuuuuut the baby doesnt have anything to do with toxic yaoi (that we know of... 👁️👁️) so how important is it REALLY.

clownzy jesus out.

[prettyboykatsuki-moved]

oliver talking his partner through it and calling him d**** god your brain is so huge my stomach hurts thinking about this. he’ll never tell you he loves you to your face and tries to fuck you more like he hates you because he doesn’t want to get too attached but as you’re getting close he’s all in your face and your neck, teasing you, biting your ear and softly begging you to tell him how you feel, how it’ll be better for him if you tell d**** just how close you are and how much you need him. takes you over the crest so sweetly, and continues rolling into you, chasing his own. his kisses are nonstop and so overwhelming, and he knows they are but he just really needs to connect with you like this. never the first to say “i love you” but unfortunately (in his opinion) he expresses it in so many other ways. sorry.

but i crumble completely when you cry | a. oliver

✮ tags ; DADDY KINK, afab + fem!reader, situationship!oliver, hooking up, unresolved romantic tension, p in v, praise, soft sex, it gets emotionally strange, riding, creampies, unprotected sex, under-negotiated kink in a sense though oliver is very careful

✮ wc ; 2.2k (i dont want to talk about it)

✮ a/n ; anon im going to haunt your dreams for putting this absurd image into my head when i dont even go here im crying screaming throwing up ive been thinking about it for hours. hours of my life wasted on this guys dick. upsetting!!!!!

also i do not write this often and do not plan too again any time soon so if ur seeing this and thinking about following me for content like it i would not recommend!!!

✮ synopsis ; you don't trust oliver with your heart or your feelings. nor do you expect anything from him.

but it's hard not to lean into him when he decides to cradle you so gently.

Your relationship with Oliver is both very ambiguous and very clear.

There's a line drawn, and you both steer clear of crossing it in your interactions. Oliver is fun. He's attractive and charming, a massive flirt but just genuine enough to be interesting.

It helps that he's hot. Physically, he's got an unreal build.

He's an athlete, so he's big. Wide chest and strong arms, thick thighs and the height to top it off. He's 6'3, and he's sexy (and his dick is huge) - and you sleep with him because of that. You don't date him explicitly because he's a womanizer. If you'd met when you were a little younger, a little more naive - you might've tried to dog-train him into being your boyfriend.

Because on top of the immaculate dick, he's fun to be around. He's funny, he drinks well, he's not a scumbag in the ways that turn you off.

You're old enough to know better. You have a career. You're too busy, and too jaded about love to try and fix whatever weird shit he has going on. So even if the two of you harbor some sort of emotional or romantic feelings for each other, you're smart enough to not get invested in those feelings and smart enough to have no expectations.

Oliver is your fun. He's your sneaky link, your weekend off. You come to him to blow off steam. You have rough, fast sex and it's good. Sometimes you chill afterwards, and you'll indulge each other in some physical affection but other times you take your shower and leave. It's a good time, and you know well enough not to ever ask him for any of your emotional needs. You have your therapist and girl friends for that.

Normally, when you're having a rough week - it's prime time to go to him. He'll fuck you a little harder than usual, and sometimes he's nice enough to kiss it better. But it's still, very distinctly, never crossing that boundary.

But some weeks, like this week - shit is bad. Not just stressful bad, but everything in the fucking world that could go wrong, is going wrong bad. It's not the kind of thing you can get over by compartmentalizing and even when you try to do your usual thing it doesn't really work.

You're trying right now - to get over the fucked up week you had. And you're turned on, but somehow - it's still not enough to get you completely out of it.

Oliver pauses mid stroke, in missionary - hetero-chromatic eyes staring you down as your thoughts are somewhere else completely. You don't notice the first time he stops, or the first time he calls you.

And he only gets your attention by cupping your face and making you look at him. You startle as you cast your glance his way.

"What's with you?" He asks, though he's not pissed or anything "Not feelin' it? Want me to stop?"

"No, you don't have too."

"Not what I asked," He chastises, letting go of your face "Not having your full attention is making me go soft,"

This makes you laugh, and Oliver cracks a smile seeing the tension melt off your face if only slightly.

"I'm cool with stopping." He assures. You let your hand reach up to his shoulder.

"It's not like I want to stop, necessarily? Like I wanna do something to get my mind off it and sex feels like the best option, but you know how it goes sometimes," You say, trying your best to avoid the emotional baggage of your words "We can stop though. I'll pay you for your wasted time," You tack the joke on at the end to ease the tension.

You're expecting him to pull out and stop, or maybe challenge himself into fucking you so good that you forget. Something more quintessentially Oliver than what he does do.

He gives you a blank look first, than a laugh that is a touch too sincere for you to be comfortable "That bad of a week?"

You're suddenly in dangerous territory. Somehow, this strange intimacy makes all the hairs on the back of your neck stand up. You swallow thickly, the emotions coming over you so quick you end up looking away.

"Yeah. You know. It's fine, but you know."

"Mm," He says. He leans into your space. His breath is warm and his stubble tickles your skin as he whispers in your ear. You feel your breath hitch. And the air feels heavy "Wanna try somethin' else?"

"Like what?"

"A surprise," He says first, and find your stomach tightening. A hollowness in your nerves "Gotta trust me."

"You're scaring me." You joke.

"I'm a sex expert, you know?" Oliver says, humming against your skin "If I can't remedy your little problem with my dick, it's bad for my street cred. My yelp reviews will tank."

"You're such a dumbass."

"Do you trust me?"

You don't know how to answer. Yes, for the most part. Not with everything, but with your pleasure at least. Whatever this is, it doesn't feel the same. But you say yes, anyways. Oliver kisses your jaw in reply, then he pulls out.

He flips position easily. He ends up on his back, then he grabs you to rest on top of him. You're not sure what you're expecting. He holds you by your hips as your sex hovers over his cock. His thumb is rubbing circles into your skin as he sinks you down slowly onto him.

You only stare at him, mouth opening as you feel him stretch you open for a second time.

You're more aware of it this way. He's so thick, and so intrusive - and normally, you're feeling that in hard strokes. Fast and rough, like something knocking into your cervix. But like this, he's hitting a deep angle. You can feel every curve, every inch, as you come down slowly.

He keeps you there. For longer than you'd expect. Just keeps you, settles you, holds you gently. You stare at him as he grabs your hand, locking your fingers. Your first instinct is to panic, or crack a joke - but there's an intense look in his eye that shuts you up.

Uncharacteristically gentle, you find yourself frightened. Oliver's hands reach for you again. They hold your waist and slide up the planes of your body. He holds your tits in his palms and squeezes.

He does this a lot, but there's not usually this much touching. This much foreplay. It's grabby, a deeper pressure. He doesn't...feel you, in the way he is now. You stare at him, and he looks back at you so fondly you feel a strange urge to pretend it never happened.

"Play with your clit," He says, though there's no urgency in his voice.

Deep and smooth, the timbre in it has you shaking. You listen, on auto-pilot as you play with yourself clumsily and build a slow pressure. He just watches.

"C'mere, baby. And don't stop touching yourself."

Another pause. It's not the first time he's called you that. He likes to call you all sorts of things when you're fucking, and baby is one of the few. But not like that. Not like this. He gives you a lazy, self satisfied smile and encourages you by placing a hand on where he can reach on your low back.

You lean down, and Oliver tucks you into his chest. He's warm, and strong - and smells so good, like musk and cologne. Your free hand is on his chest, as he grips your hips and fucks up into you.

"That's it," His voice is pleasant to your ears. It feels funny to you "Just gotta listen to me."

He starts fucking you slowly. It's a familiar feeling, a pleasant stretch that dulls into a euphoric fullness. But it's never been this slow before. Each thrust is slow, and punctual, and so deep you feel yourself gasping. It's not enough to push you over the edge, but it's enough to make your mind feel a little numb.

You think he's going to keep at you like this, maybe edge you to take you out of it. But he doesn't. He keeps his pace.

"Had a hard time this week, didn't you, tough girl?" He mumbles, so low it doesn't feel real. You feel your heart start to race. You feel your throat start to close around something, choking "Did a good job and came to me. Gonna let me take care of it?"

You stumble. You aren't sure what to say, you nod and hope he feels it. He laughs a little. You can't be sure if you're fucking Oliver or not.

You know it's him but he's never been like this. Not once. Not ever.

"Gonna let daddy take care of you?" He says, though it's tentative. Your breath hitches. Something strange overwhelms your senses "Tell me, baby."

"Uhm," Your first reaction is a sense of resistance, an immediate pull away. Not that you hate it but you aren't sure how to adjust. You squirm, but you don't tell him no. You feel like you can't in this state "Uh-uh,"

He keeps surprising you, pressing his lips to yours where you hover over him, tender as he ups the pace of his thrusts.

"That's what I like to hear," He almost sounds proud "You'll hurt your head if you think too much. And I'd be a bad daddy, letting that happen, yeah?"

A vulnerable, foreign sensation drives you to speak "You're not bad in that way."

He laughs "Just in other ways, right?"

You giggle "Uh-huh."

"But not in this one," He repeats, very carefully. He fucks into you harder now, pays extra special attention to you. It's all for you, is what he's saying in a language completely foreign yet somehow so known. One only the two of you will ever know fully, confined in the four walls of this room "Daddy is good at taking care of you like this, so you should let him do just that. Tough girls always need their daddies, hm?"

It's what ends up tipping you up over the edge. You cling to him, succumbing to whatever weird space the two of you have fallen into you. Suspended in this odd sense of comfort that Oliver has thrust you in unannounced.

You don't trust Oliver with a lot, and this is more than what you should ever find yourself giving. In the back of your head you think you should pull away.

But he's comforting. It feels good, and strangely feels safe - and even for all the ways he's awful, you trust he'd never do anything bad to you. Even if it's a blip in the timeline, for now it's what you need. A blurry cross into your emotional needs that translate into your physical ones. Too much and so overwhelming, you hug closer to him and take a deep breath.

"Mm," You let yourself lean into him. Just this once, you promise yourself. "I wanna cum."

"Want it a little harder?"

"Mhm,"

"Then Daddy will give it to you a little harder, yeah? Anything for you." He says, and you try not to think to deeply on what that really means. Because even in this state you know it's not nothing, but you should never pry "Daddy can give you anything you want."

"Yeah?"

He chuckles a little as he fucks into you hard. Fucks into you how you need. You're wet enough, and wondering if you were always so into being doted on. Or if it's just the fact that it's Oliver. Another thing you decide to overlook as you zero in on the sensation of being pistoned from underneath. You're soaking. The room noisy with the sticky noise of Olivers cock penetrating you over and over, skin hitting skin as his hips press against your ass. His grip is bruising but not intentionally, his chest huffed in pleasure.

He's just as close as you are, you know all of his cues. You play with your clit faster, sensitive bud throbbing hard as all the blood rushes south. Your mouth has fallen open as the slow, thick desire coiling and culminating into something cosmic. Something big and heavy, but not too fast. Not a crash landing like you're used to.

But a single weight, the force of a star dropping to Earth. You figure Oliver is the gravity in your universe, holding you down so you don't float too far. You want to cling onto him for much longer.

And somehow, you're inclined to think he would let you.

"Oliver," You say his name as it builds, then decide on something else "Daddy,"

"I'm here, baby," He says back, like it's all he has to say for everything to make sense when nothing about this does "I'm right here. Let go."

So you do. You cum hard, and it comes in long never ending waves. Too much. It makes you collapse in Olivers arms, both arms coming around his neck as he continues to fuck you through the aftermath.

"Gonna," He voices, rasping as his thrusts become sloppy "Shit. Cumming, shit."

He cums with you, cums deep inside like usual and you mewl at the feeling of being filled with hot, sticky seed.

When it's over, you're almost afraid to look at him. When the tensions settled, and his chest goes back to it's steady breaths - you wonder whats going to happen next.

"Wanna stay like this for a while?"

You nod.

"Mm. Sleepy."

"Stay like this, then. I'll wake you in a little."

"So you can kick me out?" You joke, trying to pretend nothing is different. He pauses.

"Just to shower," He whispers, hand resting on your lower back "Sleep."

There's too much to think about. Tomorrow will be strange. You let yourself succumb to your own exhaustion.

"Okay."

[ac0nites]

(Rat anon) do you have any headcannons or anything for ratcatcher (not many people like/know about him, so I want to hear someone talk about him/show some love/etc)!!

hi rat anon!!!!!!!!!!!!

i received this ask SEVEN YEARS AGO and i have finally finished and compiled all the art i had originally intended to attach to this post

anyway i still love ratcatcher. i think hes genuinely one of my favorite batman rogues in the bunch, even if i dont think about him a lot anymore : )

in terms of headcanons ummm.....

i think he should looove the rats. his backstory is not finalized in any way in my mind but i think he cares about the rats and loooves them, as an ex-exterminator who now cares about protecting them so much. idk if that should necessarily be his primary motivation for committing crimes (a la poison ivy), outside of maybe the inciting incident making him spiral to the point of rat-obsessed city-wide terrorism in his personal Year One. but that happens to everyone in gotham city at least once it's ok.

i think seeing himself as inherently inferior is also core to his motivations. i like that for him : ) i think he tries to justify any criminal activity with the idea that he's punching up, even if it gets out of control or has Ramifications. like im sure theres no long-term consequences to unleashing one million rat plagues upon the entire city, or doing Rat Torture to various people you dont like. nice job punching up buddy. but fighting batman and losing every time only supports this justification, so whatever ♥️

i like the idea of him having some kind of redemption arc at some point. i dont remember Mother Panic too well and i cant find any receipts for this so sorry if this is dead wrong but iirc he had like a surveillance/spymaster sort of role in that? and i kind of love it. i think he has potential as an investigator or like information broker who can work with batman or other more "good-aligned" characters.

i dont really engage in fandom or shipping or anything anymore but ratcatcher x pied piper is such an excellent crack ship to me it still warms my heart. idk if anyone else is in on this or if im simply a genius. who sees two morally gray rat-obsessed Green Bitches and is like is anyone going to make them kiss. and not wait for an answer. one of my hcs about them was that hartley names his rats after his favorite composers and dramatic/literary figures and otis names them whatever the fuck he wants

i think he should also have a rapport with killer croc. sewer-dwelling solidarity. i dont think he would get along Great with a lot of the big-name rogues, but i can see him vibing with maybe like.. scarecrow and harley? i think harley is chill enough that they could get along really well, and jon is tolerable enough out of costume, plus the Fear thing appeals to him. he sits at their table at arkham during lunch hour

and yea i dont know : ) i gave him heterochromia for fun. i think hes kind of short. i dont think he would use it/its pronouns for himself but i think he would readily Accept them. i dont think he thinks about that stuff. i think he's well-read and Sharp, he just comes off as kind of awkward and disorganized. skittish and ratlike in his mannerisms, but still very emotional and passionate.

thank you so very much for your ask ♥️♥️♥️ hope this works as an answer! so sorry about the delay i wanted to make it a Good post

[pattonvirglsanders]

TMA as quotes from my friends

Elias: Kids, if you murder someone, just change your name to Not Guilty!

Melanie: Do you have a knife? Like a sharp one?

Jon: I’m dead on the INSIDE not OUTSIDE! There’s a difference!

Jon, very drunk: Did you know that humans can hear with their ears?

Martin: There’s nothing wrong with looking like an aspirin pill!

Jon: Mayyybbbee your right

Martin: YEAH YOU ARE.....wait-

Martin: Do you think Jesus can read minds?

Melanie: Are you on Jesus’s side or my side?

Tim: Shaggy had no idea he was on crack

About Martin and Peter Lucas: Newest Headline: Stubborn introverts pick a fight in a Shake Shack

Martin: I don’t like confrontation......USUALLY-

Elias: You have been DUPED, bamboozled, thunderstruck.

Martin: I don’t feel the need to be run over by a bus at this time, please come back later.

Martin: According to google, you’re JESUS-

Basira: Only serial killers drink warm Bacardi

Martin: It’s not memory foam as much as it’s TraumaFoam ™

Jon to Gerry: Where were you the night you were murdered?!

Distortion!Helen: Who needs gender when you can have pockets!

Martin: Well then you’re a noodle!

Tim: What type of noodle?

Martin: A weak noodle!

Tim: Weak isn’t a type of noodle!

Martin: Then you’re spaghetti!

Sasha: No not spaghetti, it’s too nice. What about that weird chickpea pasta?

Tim: I do not want heterosexual skittles!

Martin: We’re not gonna murder anyone today

Georgie: The cat loves getting high at our house

Melanie: *sending you good vibes and the permission to commit 1 felony*

Jonah Magnus: Life is a lot tastier the less morals you have

Elias/Jonah: Authoritarianism is great when I’m the authority

Elias @ Peter: I don’t fuck losers!

Also Elias @ Peter: I will win sex!

Distortion!Helen: Stick it to the MAN man.

Melanie: You’re not a MAN, man!

Tim: I just have a fifth sense for those things

Martin: Ah it’s melting and covered in hair! I’ll throw it out

Jon: IM melting and covered in hair! Are you gonna throw ME out?

Jon: I am now British Jesus

Melanie: If someone slaps you, kill them

Tim: I WAS BLACKOUT DRUNK THIS ENTIRE YEAR

Elias: I shall hang him instead, ROPES are reusable! :)

Elias: *looks at the aromantic flag* Is that the Italian flag?!

Jon: My gender is an ER patient

Tim: I have a politician- a PETITION- I don’t have a man I have an idea

Basira: My week has been uninteresting and Jon is probably transfem

Jonah Magnus: I accept king, queen, ruler, god

Jon: Cuocally described as quote, “a bitch”, unquote

Martin: *with the most ire you’ve ever heard* …happy salmon

Elias/Jonah: *to a telemarketer* I’m already dead

Elias: A bumpkin, a buffoon, a zipperhead

Tim: I am secure in the fact that I am a pretty, pretty princess

Elias: I want to practice tyranny

Jon about basically any Lightner: This book is about killing the hell out of each other

Elias: De Kooning wouldn’t like it but HA he’s dead

Jonah Magnus: I don’t care about the normal life expectancy, I’m going to live forever

Jon: We can call all sorts of shadows into doubt

Georgie: God’s out there chilling

Daisy: Cease and decease

Jon after accidentally starting the eyepocalypse: I appear to have made a fucky-wucky

Melanie: Elias is gone and it definitely wasn’t my fault

Peter Lucas: It’s not funny when I help people

Elias: Remember kids it’s not a felony if it’s a misdemeanor

Jon: Now I need to bring my tomes to work

About Jon: He is now no longer a little guy, he has become an instrument of destruction

The Distortion: I speak no lies… unless I speak lies

Jon in Somewhere Else: My best friend had to murder me, it was SO MUCH FUN

[kazucee]

BTW. FELLOW DAN HENG LOVER ⁉️ give me All the lore hehe i feel like everyone is chill with him but i never see TRUE FANS if that makes sense

HI HI YEAH (it was bound to happen, I love my soft reserved wind themed characters)

Ramble below (except it's just me apologizing for how little I know about him)

It's actually crazy how much he low-key reminds me of kazuha from gi? Both of them trying to run/forget about the past yet no matter what they still find themselves burdened by it? it always comes back to haunt them? Also the fact that they both make it a point to just not tell people about what's troubling them, it makes the two so mysterious and tragically heartbreaking to me +but they gain some sort of closure in the end and eventually learn to trust a selected few *sobs* (Trust that I like him for more than his similarities to kazu, just pointing out that I have a type when it comes to characters like these haha)

Believe it or not I'm really not a lore person so you really went ahead and asked the wrong person TT? I was just a huge Danheng lover from the start (like as soon as I played i was smitten.)I'll try my best to explain what little knowledge I have of him + I could offer some of my head cannons if that'll appease you ^^ (I think there are others that are far more well versed in Danheng lore so it'll be best to ask them instead of me huhuhu)

So from what I know (very little) is that he accompanies the Astral express crew because he's trying to run away from something (ykyk his past and such) + he also has some history with blade and jingyuan + I remember my sibling telling me that he's the reason blades immortal? And something about- kidneys- or liver- or a rib- being used to revive the dude (I HAVE NO IDEA IM SORRY THIS IS ALL OVER THE PLACE) + well there's two 'danhengs' (is it counted as two when the other one is a reincarnation ?) one being his past self (I assume) and his now self. Honestly like you, I prefer Danheng over Danfeng? I mean I love them both equally but my first love will always be DH (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

He's just a silly man, a silly goober that I adore + his texts to the trailblazer always makes me cackle. I literally want nothing but the best for this man, idk if he's overhyped in this fandom or underhyped or somewhere in between? It's rare to find Danheng enjoyers (or I'm just looking in the wrong places TT) so I was ecstatic when I found you and june!

For the small Hc's (if you've read this far)

1. Sometimes he'd ask March or trailblazer to help him out with his red eyeliner (MY RED EYELINER KING I LOVE HIM SO MUCH) + one time the three of them had so much fun with it and tried different types of eyeliner styles on him (I imagine he'd suit a fox themed one idk)

2. He's a light sleeper, idk I just think he would be. His senses are heightened during the night + he can see pretty well in the dark

3. Sometimes when he couldn't sleep and when he doesn't feel like browsing the entire archive he'd just go to the main deck and look at the distant planets or stars.

4. Tea. He likes tea. Doesn't like matcha though.

5. He carries around a small notebook to jot down random things he comes across (for archiving purposes) + I think this is confirmed tho?

6. He has a small file in the archives that has every single picture that March took from her camera and has it organized + he looks at it from time to time

7. Reserved and quiet but I imagine that he'd enjoy silly debates like putting cereal first or milk etc. (pretends to be annoyed but would make a whole presentation to prove you wrong + have a straight face while doing it)

8. He can cook well + likes to try out new recipes if he ever has the time + probably has a recipe book somewhere.

9. Not a spice person, he can tolerate it but he just doesn't like it in general.

10. Literally a sass king 😭 except it's not a hc because he is one. Idc he'd be so dry and sarcastic about his answers with his arms crossed, lips thinned, accompanied by an eyeroll.

11. OH LITERALLY A PRINCE. Visual wise, movement wise, voice wise. Everything about him is just princely. He'd give a little head bow with his hand on his heart in greeting.

12. I like to think that Danheng still has some leftover magic from his past life, he can manipulate water still but to an extent only, maybe levitate a couple droplets to form shapes and such.

13. He likes drawing lotuses in his free time, likes sketching plants in general.

LOOK AT HIM MY SILLY GUY EHAJDHWJR I LOVE HIM SO MUCH.

thanks for the ask mira! Be prepared for more asks from me >:>>

[bloodyinkandquill]

Boombox x Reader

ok setting a goal for myself right now, i am not touching this till i’ve done homework and showered. if i fail im going to throw much phone across the room i am a chronic procrastinator

good news my phone did not get thrown across a room so now i can enjoy writing self ship hcs yippee!!

- ‘What do you wanna listen to?’ If you had a nickel every time you heard that from your boyfriend, you’d be rich, it’s not like it’s unexpected, he’s a indie musician with a machine made to play music for his gear, so of course he has music playing basically 24/7, he knows what you like but he still asks just to see if there’s anything specific you wanna listen to at that moment

- Boombox is a super chill boyfriend, sure he enjoys partying and more energetic things but when not doing those he just likes to hang around almost like a cat, you two will just spend hours sitting on a couch together listening to music and working on stuff, maybe chatting every once in a while but honestly just hanging out is his go to

- That is not to say that’s all you do though, he definitely takes you to parties and raves, teaches you the proper culture and gives you water and earplugs, he’s super sweet about it since you’re doing the things he loves

- His favorite thing to do with you however is karaoke, even if you can’t sing he listens to you try with a dopey grin on his face as he falls even more in love with you, maybe you two have a few drinks and just loosen up before singing the wildest things, you have a video on your phone you don’t remember taking of him belting out ‘barbie girl’ you use it as a joking way of gaining leverage since he finds it embarrassing, it’s all fun and games though

- Boombox gives you some sort of music related pet names, I’m not versed in musical junk so I can’t give any examples but they’re definitely music themed! He prefers calling you the pet names as opposed to your name, he obviously still calls you it but he usually just uses the pet names, he has no preference as to what you call him but using his full name feels a bit too formal to him sometimes so he prefers a nickname at the very least like BB or just Boom

- Not the most touchy ever but he’s definitely not touch adverse, I imagine he prefers cuddling to holding hands or small touches, they just don’t feel as loving to him, so he prefers bigger things even if they’re not as common

- For dates it’s party’s, concerts, festivals, raves, if you two want something more energetic, however if you want something calmer and more intimate he enjoys coffee dates, probably Thieves Rest, where it’s just you two, warm drinks, and a sweet treat, it’s nice to just chill and chat, or sit on the edge of bridge together looking at the view of a sunset as you share a pair of earbuds and listen to a playlist he made for you guys specifically

- He never does anything super expensive or lavish, he isn’t broke but he doesn’t have a crap ton of bux, being an indie musician and occasionally participating in phights mean he has a fair amount of money but he prefers to save it up than spend it all willy nilly, but it doesn’t matter, what things he does buy you or do for you are all really thoughtful and personalized so you have no complaints

- You guys like taking naps together, in a bed, on a couch, hell you’ve slept on a rug in the living room before, you guys just curl around each other and drift off to sleep for a cat nap, he sleeps a lot and it infected you, so napping basically daily is now a common occurrence, he’s soft and snuggly though so you aren’t really complaining

- So much of you and Boombox’s relationship is built around music, you listen to it so much, you talk about it a lot, you help him create it sometimes, you go to listen to it live on occasion, you guys would probably die without it, not actually but you bond over music so much that it’s very important to the both of you, especially if he makes any songs for/about you, those always make you swoon

this was fun, tried to be as character accurate as possible, i mean i do for every single request but i wanted to make sure to not miss characterize him since he’s both chill and energetic so had to remember to include both of those things, anyways hope you enjoyed time to work on my other request!

[cheriladycl01]

Why can't I do this? Nico Hulkenberg x PolishOlympicSnowboarding! Reader

Plot: When you are made to go to the Miami Grand Prix, you really thinks you'll be good at surfing as a snowboarding gold medalist. However, those Miami waves prove a bit to much for you!

“This is going to be a piece of cake for me Kochanie, just you wait!” You grin picking up the surf board your boyfriend Nico had rented out for you.

“I don’t know Maus, surfing is very different to snowboarding!” He says with a nervous glint in his eyes.

“Come on, the waves are going to be like the little bumps in the slopes and any coral will be like … the mountain rocks … it’s no different at all!” You smile thinking it would be a smooth sailing first time at surfing.

“I know, but there’s just a lot to think of that isn’t … like snowboarding! Like the sharks and the jellyfish and the seaweed and riptides and drowning … I mean there’s a lot that could go wrong!” He offers to you.

“Oh come on, it’s not like I’m going alone in the middle of the night! It’s 5pm, and I’m with my amazingly handsome and strong boyfriend that will protect me from all the scared the ocean might have!” You exclaim knowing he would protect you no matter what.

You get into the water laying down flat on the board and paddling out, a few lighter waves lap over your board until you swim out to where the bigger waves are crashing.

The water was beautiful, a crystal clear blue and you could see some of the little fishes swimming around below as you continued to get to where a wave would carry you.

You’d spent the day at the beach just chilling with Nico, you guys had played beach Volleyball, and made sandcastles, sunbathed and played water ping-pong! It had been an incredible, yet tiresome day. Your energy was just about spent but needed one last thing to get you down for the day.

You saw other surfers out a little deeper, all excited screams or gasps as they fell in but with the sun starting to sink lower in the sky people were having fun.

You spun the board round and waited for the wave coming up behind you before you attempted to stand up on the board, the minute you did you foot slipped and you lost your board.

You came back up, just as another wave lapped over your head making you sputter and cough a bit of water out.

You eventually found your board pulling yourself back up onto it in a seated position. Nico was watching from the shore, a worried dad sort of look on his face and hand in his hip.

You send him a quick thumbs up.

“Just slipped, forgot my feet aren’t attached” you shouted over to him where he nods looking at you a pained expression still on his face making you laugh.

You go again, and this time you managed to get up on the board, only for you to be stood a little too far back, making the board flip you off so you landed back in the water.

“Im going to try again!” You shout over to Nico who is now knee height in the water watching you fail at surfing.

“Maus, I think you should just come in!” He offers back, using his louder voice so you could hear him over the waves.

“Come on, I’ve got this! I have two Olympic medals for Snowboarding!” You exclaim smiling widely at him.

You try multiple more times and continue to fail.

“Why can’t I do this!” You scream out in frustration with yourself not being able to do something that you thought would be so so simple.

“Don’t be so hard on yourself! Your the youngest Polish Woman to win a gold medal in Snowboarding! If anyone can transfer skill it’s you!” He shouts back to you attempting to give you the confidence boost you were so clearly needing.

So you decide to go again. Mind completely in the sporting mode that you had when you were competing.

You swim out with the board again, this time you manage to hop up effortlessly, having that core strength from snowboarding holding you steady on the board despite the killer wave pushing you forward.

It starts to curl in, which is when you get a bit more ambitious to ride higher up on the bridge of the wave on the side so your cruising.

You have an excited little squeal, happy that your up before the wave curls in on you, not escaping the break in time. You get swallowed up, making you go under the water.

You feel a scrape and sting along your leg making you gasp out in the water. A little goes into your airway making you sputter when you come up. You look down and see the red starting to seep into the clear water from your leg.

“I’ve cut myself” you shout to Nico, who immediately comes running over to you the minute he hears you are hurt.

“Maus, what happened oh my gosh! We need to get you out the water now. A shark could get you!” He cries in a panic, lifting you up and carrying you in one arm like a toddler while he drags the surfboard back with his other arm.

“Oh fuck, I think it was the coral!” You say looking down at the cut that was stinging a lot now thanks to the salty water you were in.

“We’re going to have to take you to the hospital!” He says looking at some of the wound that looked a little deeper than the rest.

He took you to get medical attention where they inspected your leg and made sure no coral broke off before wrapping it up and giving you some painkillers to ease the pain.

“I told you surfing wasn’t going to come as easy as snowboarding to you! Your my little winter baby, not made for the ocean or the summer!” He sighs as he helps you into the car you guys rented in Miami.

“I mean, both are dangerous sports. I just thought I’d have better … stability?” You ask looking over at him and he just chuckles looking over at you.

“Ah, you were very very stable Maus, but you are no match for the ocean unfortunately. Stick to Gaia rather then Poseidon yeah?” He asks knowing how well you held up when snowboarding in the mountains.

“I just don’t get how I’m so bad that I injured myself!” You cry with a small giggle, knowing it was a ridiculous thing to be complaining about.

“If I give you a kiss, would that make it better?” He asks.

“Mmm yes very much so” you smile and he leans down brushing your hair out of your face. It was still a little damp and crispy from the sand and salt water you’d spent the afternoon messing around in.

But to Nico, you’d never looked as beautiful as you do right now.

He leans in and locks his lips with yours holding onto your jaw as you entangle yourself together.

“I really love you, and your ambitions but it scares the hell out of me” he admits leaning his head against your forehead.

“Says the Formula One Driver” you smirk looking over him.

“Let’s get you back to the hotel to rest up that leg!” He smiles, helping you up.

“We are getting the first flight back to Poland, you understand?” Nico says.

“Mmm yeah. Home sounds good!” You grin, wanting to see your family soon as you’d been travelling with Nico for so long.

y/user

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y/user: when in Miami you surf 🏄‍♀️ Snowboarding and Surfing are not the same … and I learnt the hard way.

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haasf1team: you shredded those waves (she in fact did not)

-> y/user: admin! why expose me! WHY

hulkhulkenberg: you were tough out there Maus but stick to what you do best and get Silver and Gold in!

fan1: I saw y/n in A&E is she okay?

-> y/user: I’m all good, just a scrape on my leg from some coral when I fell off!

-> hulkhulkenberg: this woman gives me a heart attack everyday I swear, and I’ll have to marry her at some point

-> y/user: you say that as if it’s a chore

fan2: when y/n goes crawling back to Poland for the snow ❄️

-> y/user: Nico has demanded this 🥹

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[conundrumsofphilosophy]

hi!! how do you think each merc would react if they got stuck on an elevator? maybe reader could be there too and started panicking, how would they deal with it? ^^

ANON I LOVE THIS. this is such a fun prompt im obsessed. sorry this took literally months . college is hard

scout

- he's immediately mad. kicking the wall and repeatedly pushing buttons

- ends up pacing and freaking anyone else in the elevator out

- when he starts yelling for help it's over

- if you start panicking it'll just make him panic because he doesn't know what to do to help you, he just gets louder

soldier

- slamming on the doors with his entire body weight. does NOT realize the doors will open to an elevator shaft and not a safe floor

- SCREAMING for help. he's not panicked really just very impatient. it's very un-american to get trapped in an elevator.

- if he's in there too long he'll wear himself out and sit on the floor and pout for a while. sad sad puppy dog man

- if you're freaking out he'll just yell in your face which will not help but he is yelling reassuring things. he just has zero volume control.

pyro

- definitely just saying what the hell over and over again. not yelling just muttering to themself and being mostly unintelligible

- kicks the door a little bit but doesn't get overly violent

- mostly just dismayed at the situation. will sit down and fiddle with whatever they have on them, tinker with whatever weapons anyone has. patient

- will sit there in silence with you and help you breathe deep if you're panicking. mutters kind things which you can't understand but he's trying

engineer

- pops open the panel immediately and starts fiddling with wires and trying to fix it himself. not at all worried that he might break it worse

- throws stuff if he can't get it working again. very much with the dangits and dammits and dagnabbits

- starts yelling for help but gets bored of it pretty quick and just huffs and puffs

- if you're freaked out he'll calm himself down though. he'd hate to be part of the reason you're freaking out

demo

- he doesn't even notice at first. he's just drinking and smiling.

- once he realizes it's been a loooong time in the elevator. he'll sort of just poke at some buttons, kick at the door a little bit. surprisingly nonchalant about it

- if he's drunk enough he'll start to prepare to blow the door open you gotta make him not do that. because it would most certainly not help

- if you're freaking out he'll stare at you for a while before he even says anything because he doesn't know what would help. he isn't helpful at all

heavy

- so normal about. he is chilling. if someone else has an idea that requires brute force he will contribute but won't initiate it himself he's perfectly content to just wait it out

- i like to think he brings a little paperback with him all the time and he will just sit down and read

- might even fall asleep. his snoring would make anyone else in the elevator want to die though

- probably the best person to have with you if you're freaking out he can provide anything you need. need to be grounded? bone crushing hug. need reassuring words? might be a little broken in english but he's got em.

medic

- gone into hysterics i think. especially if there are more than three people in the elevator he needs out right now

- snaps at anyone that tries to get him to help with anything he's like. sitting in the corner rocking back and forth

- he's literally completely 100% normal the second you get out it's like nothing happened

- he's not helping you if you're freaking out unless staring at you menacingly is helping

sniper

- doesn't care literally whatsoever he's used to being in enclosed spaces for hours at a time

- you better believe he's pissing in jars if he has them.

- will help with the Escape Plan if he deems it smart enough

- if you're freaking out he'll just sit there but he thinks it's helping

spy

- soooooo frustrated there are much better things he'd rather be doing than being trapped with You People

- filling the elevator with cigarette smoke much to the chagrin of everyone in it. he does not care whatsoever

- gets bored quickly and will sit and flip his knife endlessly while still chainsmoking

- if you're freaking out he'll probably just say something he thinks is kind but just makes you feel worse

[crazy-hazy-sims]

After today im here to tell you please do not take the easy route and rely on big chain stores or big stores for your repairs please do everything in your power to find a small shop/business for any of your needs, because no where else are you going to get the beautiful human experience of finding a humble but insanely Skilled person that will fix your stuff start on it the moment you hand it to them without costing you an arm and a leg AND ALSO have the wildest stories to tell you while they fix your stuff??

I went to a computer repair shop today it was this tiny shop that's tucked into a corner of an old dusty mall

i went there because the big repair store said they needed to order replacement parts for my laptop without even opening it to check what's going on and that i need to pay upfront like 3 times my life savings,

anyway the IT guy in this dusty small shop was the most smart dressed person i have ever met, was very kind and very patient

did not judge me when i said i dont know what bringing in my laptop for cooling meant and Patiently explained that i need to bring it in once a year to get it cleaned and maintained,

did not judge me when i told him mine hasn't been touched since i bought it a few years ago,

he sat down and patiently cleaned every part he had a freaking tiny toothbrush and tweezers and went to town on all the crevices there all while cheerily chatting with me ....TWEEZERS!!! AND HE WAS WEARING WHITE?? cleaning a 3 year old laptop while wearing a crisp white sweater to me is superman behavior

He explained how fans work and how thermal pastes work, he told me so much about each component and where they are manufactured just for fun

And when he showed me the build up of dust and hair inside i was very embarrassed he told me its okay its normal he knows how electronics can get especially with long hair and pets

Then he dropped the most insane lore on me appearantly he used to have 33 cats at his house just chilling!!!!

YEAH 33!!! I was stunned and then he said it was so much fun they basically were the unofficial owners of his house and he just visited them for two hours at night after he closed shop !! He named trained and fed and took care of each one of them and almost all of them lived a long life with him

I asked why and how did he obtain 33 freaking cats as i dont even think i've seen this many in my lifetime and this is kinda my dream, i was kinda suspecting a breeding operation of sorts but no IT guy appearantly rescues stray cats and at the time he was starting out still and had trouble setting a limit for himself as to how much he should rescue at a time so he ended up rescuing 33 cats just because they looked sad and he couldn't not take them in😭😭

Anyway after becoming the most interesting guy in the world he handed me my laptop back to test i opened Baldur's gate 3 cause that one strains my fans and he called me a hardcore gamer lol but guys my laptop now runs better than when i freaking bought it ??? I can now play bg3 without even hearing the fans when they used to sound like an airplane taking off??

Oh all this was happening while he was working on someone elses busted laptop screen and also got it to work in an hour at the same time!!

Insane skills insane stories amazing passion for his craft quick service humble fun person and i have decided this guy is gonna be my IT guy untill the end of time fuck literally everywhere else

So guys PLEASE find a guy TM for your thing if you can i promise you its worth it!

[rookiesbookies]

Seeing your hc of greek god!ghost made me think of how much of a disaster it'll be if he found someone he's into only for them to get cold easily and wears like 5+ layers everywhere they go

So I have bad circulation and a neurological condition that makes my extremities get very cold, which is why I believe I am qualified to write this. There’s nothing I love more than grabbing my partner with my cold fingers or touching him with my cold feet, my friends are also victims. As I write this one of my hands is ice cold and the other is a completely normal temp. Wish he was here so I could rub my hands over where he’s ticklish and make him shiver (im evil)

I had a lot of fun writing this ask, I do want to do more with this AU later so I love getting asks about it but I do need to clean up my master list😭

Fic under the cut

Masterlist is pinned on profile as always, don’t forget to leave me a comment or a request in my inbox to let me know what yall want to see!

Price was sent a younger maiden one other time. She had been just under the age he liked and he truthfully believed she would work better with someone else.

SO he delivered her to Simon’s doorstep in the underworld. Simon looked through the peep hole to see you holding a pie and a note from Price. When he opened the door and read the note (something along the lines of : she’s too young for me but seems more like your type) he tried to shut the door. Luckily for you, the future mother in law was there - Persephone was not having any of her son’s shit.

She quickly read the note herself and set you down, sending Simon to go make tea while she got a good look at you. Poor thing, so nervous, dropped on this doorstep, she wasn’t having any of it.

Then she noticed how cold your hands were and cursed her husband for giving their son such cold hands, he was always so clammy he just had to pass it on.

She quickly yelled for Simon who rushed in with the tea, telling him to start a fire.

You tried to tell her it wasn’t a problem with a nervous smile and laugh but she wouldn’t listen. So you told both you didn’t want to be a bother.

“Ya think yer cold?” Simon said sharply before grabbing your ankle with an ice cold hand from the floor where he was sitting trying to start the fire, the sudden chill made you let out a soft shriek. He giggled behind the mask.

Persephone saw that. She heard it too.

“I'm calling Hades and we’re planning the wedding!”

Simon’s eyes bulged out of his head.

“I can’t marry someone I’ve just met,” you awkwardly laughed between sips of tea.

“Well it takes time to plan a wedding, you’ll both know each other quite well by the time it comes around!”

Simon groaned, “just because you and Hades-”

“Shush!” And Simon shut up quickly.

And with that, Persephone fled the house.

“I would have thought because of how she was taken by Hades-”

“Stockholm syndrome, I'm sure of it,” Simon grumbled. Pulling off his fur cloak and throwing it over you. “I’ll sleep on the couch until I can sort this out.”

“Oh but I can’t take your bed from you-”

“Did I ask?”

You shake your head and quietly sip your tea.

Now lets time jump just a bit. Assume they both bond at some point and a month or so passes, they’re trying to cuddle, right?

There’s nothing that brings Simon more joy than torturing you with his cold hands. Making you whine and shove them under your arms to warm them.

“You’re colder than a dead body!”

“Why do ya think the lads call me Ghost, love?”

After more time, he chooses a new favorite place to warm his hands.

“Simon, we are at dinner! You can’t do that in front of others!” You hushly yelled at him.

“Come on, they’d be jealous that's all, not judgin ya!” He laughed.

“Simon this is so embarrassing,” you mumbled. His hands gently holding your tits. One hand over each.

“It’s my favorite place to warm em.” He shrugged then grumbled. “Plus Johnny made a comment about ya rack and I gotta remind him whose it is.”

You let out a whine, “your hands are so cold! I didn’t sign up for temperature play!”

He chuckles, “here, I’ll distract you. Two goldfish are in a tank-”

“You’ve told me this one so many times,” you giggled as he massaged your chest with his cold hands. You smacked his hand, “I'm only doing this to warm up your hands, this isn’t touchy time.”

He groaned in disappointment. “Price wouldn’t notice or care!”

“Oh he definitely would, especially if it was at his dinner table!”

“What are ya love birds whisperin on about?” Johnny holard from the other room.

“SHUT.” Was all Simon had to yell back.

[eliasiis]

would you like to share your keishin brainrot👁️👁️

humbly asking for any headcanons or scenarios🙏🙏only if you are comfortable🫶🫶

OAHHHMYHGOODDDDD OH MY GODDDD IH MY GODDDDDDD

im normal. yttd spoilers (?) ahead.

okay anyways. ive just replayed yttd recently but im still not great at headcanons so you guys are gonna have to bear with my ooc LEAVE ME ALONE

okay so keiji to me like. ive noticed he has this tendency to be really teasy to people he thinks have amusing reactions. like to sara he does the "cause youre cute" thing multiple times. and if u ask if hes flirting with reko he says yes just to be funny. like so many ppl see keiji as this uber serious stoic guy but hes NOTTT HES NOT!!! hes not like that.

and shin also has this tendency but in like. a more malicious way. like when he asks in the Laptop Confrontation if sara and keiji are on a date . like obviously hes trying to get under their skin rather than poke fun for laughs but listen to my point ok

i feel like. keishin is the kind of ship where its not so much constant bickering (which it IS that but not my point rn) but more like shin provokes keiji to get a reaction out of him because he wants to see keiji with an expression besides Neutral and keiji provokes shin back because he wants to see shin lose his cool and get flustered for a minute. like they both poke back and forth because even for two different reasons, they want to see the other . break character? for lack of a better term

i also feel like shin is the type to crumble immediately when threatened with any sort of physical resistance to the dumb shit he says. but he doesnt want to lose his Image that he spent so long building. so when he provokes keiji and gets backed into a literal corner his instincts tell him to apologize and look pitiful and Escape the Situation but hes got a reputation to hold up so he looks keiji in the eyes. and hes like. "wooow physical violence? showing your true colors much??"

and keijis like. who said anything about violence. and shin is like ???? what the hell are you talking about.

so they just chill there for a second. shin pinned between keiji and the wall. and after like 5 minutes of being intimidatingly loomed over and glared at shin is like... okay... so can i... go?? or do you want to sit here and try to intimidate me some more because its not working (it is. it absolutely is working, but shut up.)

and keijis like no i wanna try something. yknow. as a detective. see if you have an off button besides violence. and shin is so confused and also very intimidated and kind of shrinking back as much as possible while also still holding keijis glare because if he loses a staring contest then what was all of this really for???

but he loses anyways because keijis fingers are doing terrible and inhumane things to his sides right now and shin GRABS at keijis shoulders and SHOVES with all his strength but . well. that isnt much. but it does give him a minute to breathe and be like. WHAT are you DOING? but keijis just like lolololol cmere and kind of wraps around him in this half hug half death trap thing and wriggles his terrible fingers into shins ribs . and hes rewarded with this terrified delighted shriek of agony . and he dares to laugh at shins suffering. not the usual cowardly half chuckle but an actual LAUGH like hes surprised at shins literal shriek and by god shin will murder this man. he must.

and keijis like haha wow this isnt much of an off button is it? and shin doesnt even struggle because he CANT. his arms are pressed against keijis chest and his knees are way too jelly to function so hes not only pressed way too close to keiji but hes also being entirely held up by him and also tortured at the same time . and thats kind of. its kind of. uh. well. its. its kind of. um.

so anyways keishin right guys hahahahahahahahah im so normal

[velvetvexations]

If the parallels to ace discourse weren't enough already, now I once again have to deal with people i thought were chill and reasonable suddenly dropping their takes on how they think asexua- sorry, I mean trans men, are not really oppressed and actually have privilege over everyone else and are basically not queer at all Time is a circle and i want out out oUT OUT OUT

Thankfully you never have to worry about me having a bad take because everything I say is written in advance by the Transmasc Council's Chief of Enacting Transmisogyny.

I don’t know if this is transmisogynistic or not but I’m just so tired of the claim that “the moment a trans man transitions and is seen as a man, he gets all the privilege” Okay TRFs, what about YOUR privilege before YOUR transition? When people perceived you as a man, did you not have privilege?

The logic would go that transmascs get it because they want to be seen as men but for trans women it's an unwanted state and also people can sense that they're women telepathically and treat them accordingly anyway.

Hey wanna hear something fun. Out of the 77 or so people elected to public office in the united states, 6 or so were trans men. With the majority being trans women. It's so fun hearing about how structurally privileged trans men are compared to trans women when there's only been 6. Fucking SIX. of us elected to public office. with at LEAST 50 trans women elected. In the united states. I'm so fucking tired. I mightve miscounted, there mightve been one or two that I missed, but honestly that does not bring me much comfort!

Fascinating.

sharing this here bc i like how accepting velvet nation is of gender journeys: i am a trans man but i feel like i very much was and will continue to be my father’s daughter? not in the sense that he doesn’t respect who i am but in the sense that that is the framework of how we understand each other. my gender is 100% man and daughter is simply the word i use to define our relationship :)

That's really cool! Glad you have that with him.

Got my first profile-screenshot-share (afaik) because someone was pissed at a comment I made! I’ve hit the big leagues! Now im just waiting for my first drowning :P - @genderglass (is a sideblog, so I can’t send asks from it :/)

Congratulations!

hiya velvet! ok 2 things: 1 i am happy to know there is another trans person who is tall and 300lbs+. i am only 5'9 but it made me happy to know this is a thing we share. i can feel v alone as a bigger trans person a lot, so i am grateful. 2 ok so i havent seen unsleeping city yet but i just watched the new time quangle and my god murph grew cody walsh in a lab for me. hes literally me at 12. jersey native with an "emo haunting anime cons in 2004" look and personality? that was literally, genuinely me. gotta watch that season ASAP!

I should warn you Cody gets dunked on pretty hard. It doesn't feel to me like Murph likes him very much lol but I haven't watched the Quangles because I'm a lot less interested in live stuff on average aside from Jake and Amir's live IIWY episodes which are always real funny.

In the defense of the person saying the t4t sex jokes are sexual harassment. I HAVE seen people responding to transfems posts on here talking about (supposed) intercommunity problems with jokes about how actually transfems and transmascs are having sex or whatever, which I think is kinda gross and inappropriate. However, most of the examples I can think of were transfems doing it, so.... take that as you will

TRFs complaining about "trans women and trans men are fucking" being sexual harassment and then justifying throwing their forcefem fetish at random men is funny, in a cosmic sort of way.

i just saw -*- say that trans men face no oppression unique from trans women (wrt reproductive rights) bc trans women lack access to reproductive banking. Buddy. Reproductive banking is incredibly expensive and very rarely covered by insurance. Everyone except wealthy ppl lack access to reproductive banking. And I'm sorry if this is rude to say but lack of access to the opportunity to become a parent (which is sad! and wrong! and at different levels applicable to every queer person in the world!) is simply not equivalent to forced pregnancy, which is a violence and a trauma forced onto someone and not a *lack* of opportunity. I don't even disagree necessarily that trans women are more vulnerable than trans men and do believe I have privilege over trans women as a trans masc but hoooooly shit. That's an insidious fucking false equivalence and I still don't get *why* trans mascs can't just have space to talk about the problems unique to us.

The Transfem Council will happily let you talk about your issues as long as you submit your statement in triplicate to their editorial department 15 days in advance.

Everyone posting about how I have to prove myself and earn their trust is just proving themselves to be someone not worth talking to. I don’t think people should have to bend over backwards or do something to prove that they won’t be terrible to you, actually. Thats fear and trauma speaking, not social courtesy. It’s not normal and should not be normal to automatically distrust everyone to a point of prematurely ostracizing them. And if anyone wants to argue a large enough proportion of the trans community in ANY demographic acts poorly enough to warrant that sort of suspicion they don’t have a leg to stand on.

It's not even fear and trauma. Most of them are just using Literal Fear of Man as an excuse to do this shit, although if they want to argue no, they really are all just shaking with abject horror whenever a man draws near, I guess they must believe in Andro Phobia, right?

[starstruckodysseys]

one day i’ll make a lanie insert au that involves the entire nsbu cast. today im talking royalty au

the woodwards are, on the surface, a perfectly normal royal family. a perfect royal family, some might say. some, however, don’t know the secrets that lurk beneath the surface.

jenna is technically first in line to the throne, on account of being the oldest. however comma. she gives this up to follow her heart. aka Be A Lesbian, which is not so much frowned upon as it is just more difficult to continue the bloodline and such. so she turns down the throne and fights with their parents for years about it until they finally give up. there’s a knight she’s had her eye on for a while. they’re chilling. jenna is not in line to be queen anymore.

inevitably, this all gets dumped on lanie, as second in line and et cetera. now. the fun part about this is that lanie + wendell have technically been in an arranged marriage for A While. does this make sense? idk. transgenderism makes it slightly clearer. i guess. To Me. except they don’t meet until they’re older (like 16/17 maybe?? idk) so lanie goes through her life like “ughhh i have to get married to this guy im gonna hate” bc she sort of already hates him out of spite and the principle of the thing. and then they meet and it’s. wendell. and she’s like “hm. well. okay.” like i think there’s a little bit of antagonism at first but also. they’re stupid. so who knows. either this or childhood friends/pen pals moment which is the exact opposite vibes but also very fun.

josh is Also Here. he’s fine. he has a thing for a girl from one of the neighboring kingdoms, and she’s not royalty but he doesn’t care. lanie and jenna tease him about it relentlessly.

the thing is, though. lanie is a dumbass. and this still applies even when you’re technically up to be queen at some point maybe. her arranged marriage is fine. she’s cool with wendell. and it’s not that he’s not enough, but—

liv is one of lanie’s attendants. lady in waiting. is that the term idk it’s 12:36am. so they’re close — arguably closer than they should be, even given their positions. lanie has been So Normal about this fact for months. years, even. liv might be the closest thing she has to a friend outside of her siblings.

but liv doesn’t want this position, she realizes. not because of lanie — god knows she’s the only thing keeping liv here — but because of the reputation of it. the femininity. she can’t stand it. and it breaks lanie’s heart, for a moment, when she thinks it’s her fault, but then again there used to be two princes in their kingdom until one went missing, so. you know. wink.

and so liv trains to become lanie’s bodyguard/knight/whatever instead. and lanie is possibly even less normal about this. and she feels awful for it, because she also still really likes wendell, and it’s all really complicated but only to her until they watch the knight training together, one day, and wendell notices liv and is like “oh. okay. no i get it.” and then their plan sort of devolves into “how can we make this trio thing work.”

it’s very convenient they’re getting married, though. makes it much easier to allow your knight into the room with you. just saying.

that is. most of my thoughts for now. i think. ill probably come back to this later bc there’s a lot left to figure out and such but for now. they <3

[dr-gl0rbiez]

👽INTRO POSTTTTT👽

Finally touching this after (apparently) 2 months

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👾Nicknames!!👾

So i don’t have many nicknames as of right now, as it’s always been difficult for me to come up with nicknames what with my real name being incompatible withe flawless shortening. BUTT, i still found a way. So here are my (as of right now) four nicknames YOU can call me!!

1. Glorbiez/Glorious (thank you grease!)/Gleepus/etc,—my user slash variations of my user!

2. Doctor—again, my user, and is much funnier considering my actual knowledge on medical stuff is limited

3. Pepsi—Tis my favorite drink! I LOVEEEEE pepsi, bought it every day at school for a whole school year.

4. Melatonin—This is a nickname based off my real name! It’s cause my real name sort of sounds like the word (not really), and cause im usually complaining of needing to take melatonin to go honk mimimimi

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🎉🎉About me :DDDD vv🎉🎉

I am a minor, i feel that’s VERY important to note first. I really don’t care what age you are if you’re interacting with my page, just don’t be a creep and we’ll be cool

I have 3 kitties that i love very much 😋😋

I am currently into The Outsiders, That Was Then, This Is Now, The Residence (i dont post about it, i’ll likely just ramble), Regular Show (again, might just ramble), and starting to get into different musicals

Im an artist :DD

I would prefer He/They pronouns pro favor. Why am i putting my pronouns now? Cause i realized i don’t like being called she. Also cause i didn’t like giving the illusion of options.

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❗️DNI❗️

Anyone with bad morals ever. Seeing the fandom im currently in specifically, im going to list some:

• Racists—i have poc designs for some of the characters, along with poc ocs. I don’t need to deal with that. Get offa my page if you have an issue with the fact other people can tan OR if you have an issue with lighter skin.

•Homophobes/Transphobes—Do i even need to explain much of this? I have lgbt ocs, friends, mutuals, and am lgbt myself—along with lgbt ships and headcanons.

•Pro-shippers/Incest enjoyers—Again. Do i need to explain?? I don’t care if you’re a pro-shipper in private—ONLY IF you understand it’s bad though. I know what my fandom is like with the main brothers, and i don’t want to see them kissing each-other anywhere other than the cheek or forehead.

•Ship-haters—Dont get the hate for ships seeing as you’re on tumblr of all places. Maybe you meant to download twitter?

👽Just be kind and respectful to me and others and you can do mostly anything you want on my pages :D👽

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🛸Important-ish things to add🛸

I don’t mind any spam interactions at all! I, in fact, love them cause i love attention and am easily flattered

As stated way above, im a minor, so im actively attending school and wont always have time to post

^^ Despite that, currently as schoolwork chills out and i get better at time management, im usually always scrolling on Tumblr, always getting on at the slightest notification

Like i stated, just be a respectful and kind person and we’ll be cool :D im merely here for fun, i feel i should add

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Thanks for reading it this far, if you did, take some of my art (leaving this here cause i’d feel bad taking off my old art—NOTE THIS PART BELOW IS NOT ACCURATE TO MY ART STYLE NOW((or maybe it is, idk))

These are just some of my favorites

alright now git

[darumi-no-uta]

Not freaky but morbidly curious anon here, please please please tell us your ranking of the commanders.

And include Eito too since he's an enemy in some timelines too!

(haven't played retsnom so idk if he also joined V'ehxness in there)

sorry anon, tho eito might be an enemy, eitos not any more of a monster than i am! he'd have to have a different list. but just for you, i'll add a couple other monsters to the list!!

(gonna put in a warning for #nsfw #monsterfucking #necrophilia #mindcontrol #tentacles idk my man, monster stuff!! if you're not freaky get out of here!!) ((also retsnom route and minor slasher/sf spoilers))

gonna start at the bottom and work our way up. Bottom of the list:

pakron (and eva sorry girl). look at that. thats like. 90% person. a big person which is a thing, but still. she can split into three so thats cool thats a fun thing but like. i need more. just not monster enough for the monsterfucker list. D-

Next is....

turamtammi. so again, this is just another person. arguably, more person. but she has her hallucinations, which are TOOONS of fun. she's also got way more energy and a fun spirit!! its just enough to let her beat out the other two. D

3.

quenzelle. look my guy, you had so much goin for you. inflation. eggs. general goop. these are all things monsterfuckers love. but you just dont have the attitude. why dont i want you to lay your eggs in me? why dont i want to get covered in your goop? you really are the paragon of repulsion. ew.

bonus 1.

these guys. on their own theyre pretty bad and hard to fuck. but if you put a queen in a host...could be fun. as long as youre chill with dying. like a whole lot. i dont think itd be super fun to be the host because i think you just black out.

4.

newegg. i mean. nyewgank. another one brought down by his attitude. he's got this whole weird vibe that i fuck with but then hes just. bleh. boring. depressing. makes me wanna jump off a cliff. NEXT.

should the numbers go in the opposite order?

murvrum. now were getting somewhere. a very basic, classic look, but still great! he's big and his fingers could cut you up, but they also could probably be gentle. he also could crush you in his hands (know that from experiance :p) or im sure he could just cradle you until you fall asleep. overall i think hes better for the monsterloving community than the monsterfucking community, but they deserve some commander love too.

you know, since im going from worst to best.

zen'ta. look. here me out. i know theyre just an orb. but anybody whos played enough jrpgs knows, some orbs can get it. and that orb is HOT. plus they can turn into anyone and make clones? YES PLEASE.

addamaque. look, this guys probably just for me. hes all knives and cutting and anger. but like. hes all knives and cutting and anger. yeah addamaque call me.

special mention 2.

whatever this thing is. who knows. but you should definitely trust it. and go for it. seems like a fun time.

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valla-garzo. he's got a big, long thing, hehe. but seriously thats maybe his only thing i think but also that does look kinda fun. like just imagine. ehehee.

next.

dal'xia. look i know what i said about murvrum, and i know they look the exact same, but this is not the same. dal'xia is daddy. he'd be all knowing and commanding and im sure he's into all sorts of weird stuff but also has like shame about it. and he's the paragon of warfare which means he's gotta be rough, right?!? nnnngg

10.

V'ehxness. okay if dal'xia is daddy, v'ehness is mommy. i know, i know, she's just a person, but it's v'ehxness. how could i not put her way up here? but her being just a person is why theres still....

Szanshin. SO!! MANY!!! TENTACLES!!! and also she can merge people into herself in some freaky way??? god, just all the wiggling and moving and horrifying implications, its all AMAZiNG!!

#1 hottest af.

Parmith. lil commander has got it goin on!!! like, first, again we have tentacles!! on top of that the hypnotism/brainwashing/mindcontrol thing?? and then they talk like some sort of yandere?? and their weird face thing?? makes sense theyre the paragon of devotion!! we all wish we could find a monster so great!!