#and she also has chickens. and she'll like. go get one. and then prepare it!

[miasmaghoul]

whos the best ghoul cook? do you think they have any weird eating quirks (like water ghouls eating raw fish, mountain chewin on his terra cotta plant pots, fire ghouls needing to eat more bc of higher body temp, anything like that)?

Did I ever tell you guys that I earned a scholarship to culinary school? I couldn't go, but cooking and baking remain passions of mine that I do NOT get to talk about enough.

But now you've given me an excuse >:)

So here, a BUNCH of my cooking (and favorite food) headcanons for the ghouls and Papas alike!

(There's some murder ghoul content here, mostly in Alpha's section - couldn't help myself 😌)

Aeon isn't one for cooking. Loves eating food, certainly, but not making it. He's more of a snacker, partly because it's more convenient but mostly because he doesn't have the attention span to do much more than microwave instant noodles. He's not picky though, will eat whatever is put in front of him as long as someone else has prepared it. Also doesn't have much of a sweet tooth, more of a salty/savory guy. Favorite foods include hot cheetos, thick cut beef jerky (good to gnaw), and whatever appears on his plate at meal times.

Aether is a ghoul of simple tastes. He'll cook when he has the time, but it's going to be one of his four go-to recipes every time. Always some format of protein + starch + veg, with a complementary sauce. He meal preps every weekend after his retirement so he can have easy meals to microwave and eat in the infirmary. Isn't the biggest fan of cooking with company, unless they're willing to stay out of the kitchen and not interrupt his routine. Has a weak spot for bananas. Favorite meal is one-pan roasted chicken, potatoes and asparagus with rosemary and garlic from Mountain’s garden.

Alpha does not cook, wouldn't dream of it. He doesn't even deign to eat human food most of the time, turns his nose up at it when offered. He likes his meat raw, and wants to hunt it himself so he can feel the blood run down his chin. Any prey is fair game - if he finds you in the woods, you'd better hope you can outrun him. (You cannot.) Favorite foods include the flesh and organs of anything with a pulse.

Aurora likes the idea of cooking, but in practice...well, she tries. She's impatient, is the problem - what do you mean simmer for 20 minutes? She's hungry now! She inevitably rushes everything she makes, no matter how much input she gets from the others, and has yet to learn her lesson. She also has a MASSIVE sweet tooth, they can't keep enough sugary snacks in the pantry as far as she's concerned. Favorite foods include spaghetti with butter and cheese (one of the only things she can always get right), boxed brownies and any kind of fruity candy she can get her paws on.

Cirrus can cook pretty well, if she says so herself, but it's rare that she does it for anyone but herself. She has very particular tastes, and doesn't want to have to adapt them for others. She loves organ meat and bitter vegetables, enjoys the intensity of those flavors while the smell alone keeps most of the others away. Oh well, more for her! She'll eat anything thats made for her though, especially if its served on a silver platter by someone on their knees. Favorite foods (aside from the aforementioned organs) mostly include healthy things like fresh fruit and veggies, steamed shellfish and lean meat.

Cumulus is more of a baker than a cook, but enjoys any time spent in the kitchen either way. She's the type to make a day of it, in her comfiest clothes with music playing while she dances in front of the stove. Her food is never the prettiest, but it's made with love and tastes so much better for it. Her favorite things to bake are cookies and pies, but she doesn't eat many sweets herself. Prefers seeing the others enjoy them. Favorite foods include homemade bread (she has a sourdough starter named Breadly) with lots of butter and flaky salt, anything citrus-forward and wants her proteins heavily spiced (not spicy, she has a low tolerance, but loves the fragrant flavors of herbs and spices).

Dewdrop doesn't advertise it, but he's one of the best ghouls to have in the kitchen. His precision and attention to detail are second to none, and while it doesn't make him particularly fun to share a kitchen with it does make him an outstanding cook. He likes very intricate, involved recipes because he can use them to showcase his skills (and earn a whole bunch of praise at the dining table as a bonus). Loves spicy food, which everyone assumes is due to him now being a fire ghoul, but he's actually always enjoyed a good burn. Favorite foods include any meat served on the bone, fermented foods (kimchi and sour pickles especially) and anything smoked.

Ifrit does not know how the stove works. He survives on protein bars and any leftovers he can pilfer from the abbey kitchens. Food is not a thing he's super interested in, just takes what he needs to fuel himself, and would rather follow in Alpha's footsteps anyway. He likes to hang out at the lake every now and then with Mist, though - she'll pop up from the water every now and then with a nice plump trout to toss his way, which he will roast with his bare hands. Doesn't really have a favorite food, but does like crunchy things.

Mist, if she isn't sharing her spoils with Ifrit, will keep her catch for herself. She's small enough that one good-sized lake fish will tide her over for the day. She does prefer them raw and whole, always a bit on the feral side, but she can be convinced to join the others for sushi if the offer arises. Favorite foods include anything alive and not poisonous in the lake, and cookie dough ice cream (don't tell anyone).

Mountain is overall considered to be the best cook amongst the ghouls, and definitely has the goofy apron to prove it. Naturally skilled and adaptable, he enjoys preparing meals for his pack and will do so with anyone that wishes to lend a hand. Usually it's Cumulus or Sunshine, but they all keep him company at one point or another. He grows much of the produce used in their kitchen himself, all of it fresh and delicious, but Mountain does not eat a bite of it. He's a total carnivore - the closest he gets to eating his homegrown goodies is including them in a stew but avoiding them in his own bowl. Favorite foods include rabbit, venison and this one Vietnamese style grilled beef and rice noodle dish that Dew makes.

Omega learned to cook by osmosis, if you ask him. Time spent under three Papas will do thay to a ghoul. He doesn't cook much, but he's excellent at crafting simple, filling pasta dishes that are good for the soul (so to speak). Also treats it as an excuse to drink plenty of the good wine stashed away in the abbey's cellars - blame Terzo for that habit. Favorite meal is fresh pappardelle served with roasted tomatoes, basil and spicy sausage.

Rain doesn't cook if it involves more than the microwave, not because he can't but because he prefers to be waited on. Breakfast in bed, charcuterie plates in the afternoon, specially prepared dinners to make sure he's kept happy - none of it is necessary, but Rain can't help how much he loves being served. Good thing no one minds giving him the royal treatment. He will also indulge in the odd raw fish during a swim, but only does it beneath the surface, away from prying eyes. Favorite good is soup, any kind, but he prefers brothy ones over thick or creamy styles. If he had to pick a single favorite varitey, it would be miso.

Swiss is only allowed in the kitchen because he's good with a knife. He can burn through prep work like nobody's business, but that's where his skill set ends. He's caused one too many greasefires to he trusted at the stove, and every time he's put something in the oven he's forgotten about it until smoke filled the room and the ghoulettes had to magickally air it out. But he can chop like a food processor, so he gets the knife pass. He's another one that'll eat anything put in front of him, with one exception: eggs. Can't stand them. Favorite foods include red meat served rare, really dark, bitter chocolate and anything with hideous amounts of garlic.

Sunshine is chaos personified in the kitchen. She loves to experiment with flavors and techniques, but has yet to have anything close to a success. Pasta with pesto and pineapple (alliteration is fun), chocolate covered avocado balls (with bacon, because why not), a tuna sandwich made with coconut yogurt instead of mayo (it's healthy!) - these are but a few of the food crimes that have lost her solo access to the kitchens. This girl could burn cereal, and no one wants to see that. She does love to eat though, and will frequently hang out when someone else is cooking so she can sneak bites whatever they're making. Favorite foods include cheese (all kinds), sour candy and all the orchard fresh peaches she can get her hands on.

And for the Papas:

Primo had to learn his way around the kitchen from an early age, thanks to the responsibility of raising his younger brothers falling onto his shoulders. He learned by watching the kitchen staff - a pair of elderly Sisters with so much skill in their gnarled hands that Primo couldn't look away. He never got very good at it, mostly sticking to a handful of reliable dishes that could be made cheap and easily for the three of them. His favorite of the bunch was also the one thing he was best at making - a simple mushroom risotto.

Secondo took to the kitchen like it was second nature, once Primo could trust him to not chop a finger off. Would spend hours poring over cookbooks and learning by doing, eating his own failures so his brothers wouldn't have to. He really enjoyed making simple but hearty comfort foods, lots of rib-sticking braises and stews filled with herbs and veggies from Primo's modest garden. He even cooked the last meal they ever shared together, on that fateful Uno night. It was his favorite, a lasagna constructed from fresh sheets of pasta, homemade ricotta, spinach and a simple tomato sauce, served with roasted garlic focaccia.

Terzo did not get the cooking gene, aside from being able to boil water for his tea. It wasn't a big deal since his brothers picked up the slack, and he decided there were other things that took priority - like music, history and how to retain a full head of hair after age 30. He preferred drinking over eating anyway, mostly saw food as something to put in his stomach to cushion the wine. He was a man of simple tastes, and his favorite thing was a humble sandwich of mortadella, provolone and spicy pickled peppers.

Copia never had to learn to cook, raised by the Clergy and doted on thanks to a not-so-subtle suggestion from Sister Imperator. More than a little spoiled in that sense, he would also go on to be the most worldly Papa in terms of his tastes. So much time spent traveling the world helped to expand his palate, and he got into the habit of sending pictures and descriptions of his favorites back to the abbey so the kitchen staff could figure out how to replicate them. It's impossible for him to pick a favorite, but thanks to so much time spent in LA he does have a real soft spot for Mexican food. Tacos al pastor in particular, but without the cilantro (he has the soap gene).

[patchodraws]

Camp fam favorite foods / foods they hate! (Hard mode: you can't say Carob for any of them)

Darius: carob

Yaz: carob

Sammy: carob

Kenji: carob

Brooklynn: carob

anyways, my real answers!

Darius is a junk food guy, but damn if he doesn't go insane for his mom's chili. she used to make it all the time in the fall, which is also his favourite season, and he grew up sprinkling Doritos on top for an extra crunch. funnily enough, his dad is the one who taught him that little trick. As for food he hates? Well, the rest of the camp fam bully him for it, but he hates most salads. just let the guy have some carrot sticks or something!

Yaz's mom, in my headcanon, is an amazing cook who co-owns a diner with her brother/Yaz's uncle. she's gotten really good at making American-style cuisine with a Lebanese twist, but to this day Yaz's favourite is her supremely cheesy, salted crust pizza. her mom's chicken burgers are a very close second. her least favourite food is a long list, but at the very very bottom is baked potatoes. it's a texture thing.

Sammy used to love the way her dad BBQ'd ribs, but ever since going vegetarian, her favourite very quickly became a simple spicy omelet with banana peppers, cayenne, and a spritz of hot sauce. girl loves her spice! least favourite food, not including meat, is pasta salad. pasta and salad are two separate things and should be prepared as such!

Kenji's mom used to make the most amazing thai curry until she started getting sick and couldn't make it anymore. she taught their chef how to make it, but Kenji always felt it wasn't the same. he's since spent his life trying to find a thai curry that will meet the sky-high expectations set by his mother's cuisine. least favourite food is scrambled eggs because it's all he ate one summer and he vomits any time he so much as thinks about them

Brooklynn is a simple girl. give her a PB&J and she's happy! of course, to make it more complicated, she has to try all kinds of different jams, different peanut butters, different breads, adding new garnishes like sliced bananas or rock salt... she gets inventive with her PB&J's because she knows no matter what, she'll like it. she doesn't have a least favourite really, but she tried crocodile once in Australia and didn't really care for it. basically called it "gamey, watery chicken"

Ben might seem like a sucker for carob, but that's his favourite snack. his favourite food is actually dry roast beef, roasted potatoes, and gravy because it's something his family would have whenever there was a big get together and he got to see his cool aunt Alexis. it's also the type of meal that can be as juicy or as dry as you want it to be, provided you do enough with gravy. heretical as it may be, Ben's least favourite is bacon; he got told once as a kid that the grease would plug his arteries and has avoided it like the plague ever since

[laughing-reindeerjwj]

Crawls over with pr3ttypriincess HC rq

If only you knew how much I hate you all/positive

But anyway, well, there you go

TK HCS ON...

PR3TTYPRINCESS!

(Note:Hey Anonymous, you're cool, let's get married and have kids/j)

LER

Pr3ttyprincess don't always have the opportunity to tickle someone.

↑•This is because the pr3ttyprincess rarely gets into the ticklish mood.

She's also a serious attacker. So it's better to be prepared and killed than unprepared and killed.

SHE JUST CAN'T TICKLE YOU SILENTLY. She'll say some childish nonsense. In a minute she'll start teasing-

She will probably tell everyone she knows to spite the person. It might be neutral, but it might be very bad.

Prefers to poke at vulnerable spots rather than just tickle.

↑•"WOW! Did I really catch the little princess in her most vulnerable spot? Mewhehehe! Poke poke poke!" ahh ler!Pr3ttyprincess moment

Also prefers to call her lee "little princess" even if it's a boy. And usually Pr3ttyprincess likes to imagine how she "plays" with her princesses

Pr3ttyprincess can't do her business with a straight face for long. Sometimes when you laugh, she might start giggling at you too.

She loves to imagine "dressing" her princess while running her fingers all over lee's body.

↑•"Oh, you like these clothes? No!? Okay, and this one?" 💀💀

When it comes to raspberries, she's a pro. First she kisses her lee on the stomach warningly, and then she blows raspberries... I'm even scared to check it myself-

Most often attacks bluudud and the c00lkidd, just because she can. (ALSO BECAUSE OF EVILY-)

If someone sees Pr3ttyprincess attacking someone, she will say: "I'm just making grilled chicken, don't bother me."

LEE

One of the most squeaky characters you will ever hear. Well, or even saw...

She also giggles a lot because she is a GIGGLER!!! GIGGLPER??

Will fight to the last, will resist to the last, just to end all this.

Her worst places: Knees, sides and som ewhere in the neck area (WHICH SHE DOESN'T HAVE-💀)

Hey dude, if you talk to Pr3ttyprincess in a babytalk, she won't survive.

She can't stand any of the following: No rubbing nose, no raspberries, and no kisses. This turns her into more of a giggling mess.

Before ler even begin his attack on her, she will insult and curse ler's entire family tree. (If of course ler has a family-)

WILL BEG NOT TO TOUCH HER WEAK SPOTS. After that she will become a laughing mess.

"My prihihihincesses wouhuldn't do thahahat to mehehe!" Said the offended little lee

Look, before you even start, she's already giggling nervously and fidgeting!!!!

But in essence, she may also be grateful if you tickle her during times when she is in a really bad mood. Pr3ttyprincess loves to cheer up, so yes-

That's done, headcanons are written, requests are done, and that means it's time for me to go-

*Cutely run away but then disappears into the darkness.*

[baratiddyappreciator]

Rainy Days with the Baki Cast

Been a while since I've made any of my own HCs, so we're going back to doing that., just for this one then I'll finish my asks lmfao (I'm so sorry these take so long)

Baki:

He's a little bummed that he can't go out and train outside, but he gets over it pretty quickly once he accepts that the rain probably isn't stopping anytime soon. Once he accepts that, you can absolutely convince him to just take it easy and cuddle up with you and Musashi to watch a movie.

Boredom snacks. But like, teenage boy snacks. His "oh I'm gonna get a snack really quick, I'll be right back" is usually accompanied by him eating an entire rotisserie chicken in one sitting. He doesn't even feel remotely bad after, and will actively go back for more snacks.

If you have candles then now is the perfect time to bust them out and make a cozy atmosphere. He'll go through each candle you have with you and will absolutely insist on smelling each one. If you have a lot (like me) then he's going to wind up with a headache, but in the end you'll both have a candle you like.

If the power goes out, that's when he just dips to go train in the basement. Light all the candles you want and open all the curtains to let as much light in as possible, but he's downstairs in the dark, probably fighting a bug. He'll pop up once in a while to see if there's any updates on when the power will come back, otherwise he'll just keep training or napping.

Would he be down to go play around in the rain? Absolutely. He'll come in all muddy and soaked to the bone but it's worth it because you two will have an absolute blast. You're absolutely going to have to have a shower or a bath after though.

Sleeping next to him while it's raining is just perfect. He's warm, hugging you and nuzzled against your shoulder or the top of your head, Musashi is laying on your legs (probably doing that really loud doggy snoring but it's okay we love him) with the thick blankets piled on top of you, the sound of the rain hitting the roof. It's pure bliss and incredibly relaxing.

Kozue:

She doesn't mind at all, it means she can go straight home after school and take some time to either finish all of her homework, or work on a hobby! She accepts that if it's really coming down it's probably not letting up for a while either, so she just settles in to wait it out.

She doesn't really snack out of boredom, but she will have something warm to help warm her up, especially if she just came out of the rain. Usually it's fresh popcorn, but she's not opposed to just having some cookies and hot chocolate.

Do you have candles? Because she's got one or two really nice ones. Her favourite is an Elderflower and Honey scented one, it's calming and makes the room smell really fresh, but she's also got a nice woodsy one that goes well with a rainy day. She's open to using whatever smells nice though!

Power outages suck, but she's prepared! She's got a chargeable lamp that holds roughly ten hours of battery, and she's got some pretty big windows! So she's got her curtains open while there's still some light doing whatever she can to keep busy and once it gets dark, she'll turn her lamp on, but she's not opposed to candles around the house to light things up either!

She won't really play in the rain with you, but if you're getting caught out in the rain she'll definitely race you back to any form of shelter. A store? A bus stop? The front door? She's taking off with no hesitation, barely even bothering to call a "Race ya!" over her shoulder so you know that it's actually a race.

Sleeping with Kozue while it's raining out is very cozy. Her bed is soft and full of pillows and plushies, so you'll both wind up cozy and covered up while it rains. You can hear the rain hitting the roof a little, but it's more pleasant background noise than anything.

Hanayama:

Oh it's raining out? Okay, well, he's still got things to do, and a little rain never hurt anybody (it probably has but he doesn't care) so he's going to keep going on as normal, just a little soggier because he definitely forgets an umbrella. Normally one of the guys brings an extra or there's one stashed away in the car, so he doesn't get soaked, but he does get a bit damp because there aren't many umbrellas wide enough to shield his shoulders.

He's not really a huge snack person, but if it's been raining long enough he might be persuaded to have some fruit. Just bring him a bowl and he'll start picking at it. It'll be long gone before it's time for a meal, but you wouldn't think so considering how slowly he eats them. He will have a nice warm drink though.

He doesn't really care if you want to burn a candle, just nothing strong because he'll most likely get a headache. He doesn't have a single candle in his house that he's aware of, but I guarantee you that there's one or two stashed away in a closet just in case power goes out. They're not scented, but they're better than nothing when it comes to a light source.

The person you want to be with when the power goes out. He's not phased by anything, but if you think he's stupid enough to not have the backup generator serviced regularly then you're dead wrong. Because yes, he has one. He doesn't have a lot of food in the fridge, but he doesn't want what he does have to go bad. As for what he does... Well, for the brief time before the backup generator comes on, he'll just stare out the window, even if it is pitch black out.

He's not going to play in the rain with you, nor will he race you, but he will go for a walk with you if you ask, even if it's just around the covered parts of his property. Otherwise, he'd prefer to just lounge around, maybe watch the news or read the papers to see what's going on, or maybe he'll even manage some "business" with his gang.

Sleeping with Hanayama while it rains is relaxing for the first few minutes until he properly drifts off and he starts his impression of a whale with a respiratory infection. His snoring is so loud it actively drowns out any thunder, which is a bonus if you're scared of thunder, but if you're not used to his snoring you're screwed.

Chiharu:

Are you kidding?! Do you know how much effort he puts into his hair?! He's not going to get it ruined by anything other than a heavy make out session or a proper fight! He's staying inside and he's pouting about it the whole time because all the humidity will make his hair frizzy.

He'll snack like Baki, to be honest. Maybe not an entire rotisserie chicken, but he's more likely to have a full meal and call it a snack. He'll even make you some too! Just don't question how salty all his food is, he's just gotten used to his own cooking and doesn't notices that he uses way too much salt in his food.

He cannot be trusted around candles. Not in the slightest. He'll play with the wax, light and extinguish the wick about a dozen times and probably forget it's there and burning until he knocks it over. Now there's wax all over the floor and the jar is probably broken. Do yourself a favour and keep your candles in a specific spot he won't walk past often.

He's oddly good at handling power outages. The second the lights are out he's begging you to make a pillow fort with him to watch movies that he downloaded on his phone forever ago and never remembered to delete. He'll eventually just pass out, leaving you to do whatever you want.

Gives you the dirtiest look imagineable if you suggest going to play out in the rain, but that's only if he's already done his hair. If it started raining before he woke up he won't even bother styling and will just comb it back to keep it out of the way. If his hair is already ruined then yeah, sure, fuck it why not? He'll come play around in the rain with you. Expect him to jump in a big puddle and soak you though.

Sleeping with Chiharu during a storm wouldn't be relaxing at all. You can't hear the rain all that well because he sleeps on the ground floor, but the walls are thin as hell, and he snores almost as bad as Hanayama. He makes goofy noises too, so if you do manage to sleep, he'll probably wake you up with some sound you didn't think he was capable of making.

Katsumi:

Not upset, rain happens! He likes it, it's an excuse to stay in and just have a comfortable day. If he's at the dojo he'll train and hang out with his friends and students, but if you're both at home (his apartment or his parents house) he'll take the chance for some prime cuddles and a movie.

He doesn't mind having snacks, but if he's hungry he'll be more likely to wait until it's time for a meal. Unless he just had a meal, in which case yeah, he'll probably bust open a bag of veggie chips and chow down. He's shameless too, he just zones out and then snaps back to reality once the bag is empty, it's why he portions it out into a bowl and then puts the chips away.

He also can't be trusted around candles when he's alone. He'll forget that they're burning until he walks past it possibly hours later and catches a whiff of it. Then it's an "oh yeah, haha, that's going, whoops!" He likes woodsy scents, but he also likes the smell of baked good scented candles, they remind him of his parents.

He's great with power outages. If you're at his apartment and the power goes out, he'll basically set up a giant nest in the bedroom where you two can cuddle and do nothing for a few hours until the power comes back on. But if you're at Doppo and Natsue's house then prepare for the chaos of having him and his dad together with nothing else to do. They're going to spar.

He'll absolutely light up if you ask him to race you through the rain, and he'll mercilessly demolish you. You think it'll be something fun or cute at first because he's a slow start but then he zips past you with zero hesitation to wait for you at the end goal.

Sleeping with Katsumi during a storm is bliss. The bed's comfy, he's curled up with you, the rain is barely audible beyond what you can hear through the window, and you'll both probably fall asleep while watching a movie on his laptop. You'll both wake up the second power comes back on though because he has a billion things in his room (including the ceiling light) that will turn on the second power comes back on.

Jack:

Well, I guess it's just raining now. He doesn't care. He can work out perfectly well inside, so instead of doing endurance training outside, he'll just do some weight training inside with some mild endurance training thrown in to make him feel a bit better about it. The least likely out of everyone to divert his day, he's dealt with some pretty bad weather back home and just gone on with his day, this isn't any different beyond the volume of rain.

He doesn't snack during the day. He'll just wait until the next meal to eat, and then he eats a lot. Usually it tides him over, but if it's late and the day's done, he might have a hand full or two of your snack, the only downside being he's got bigass hands, so they're some fairly large handfulls.

You can do whatever you want. Candles? Sure. Incense? Yup. Wax melts? Go for it. He doesn't care in the slightest as long as an open flame isn't unattended in his apartment. As a matter of fact, you can probably convince him to keep a wax melt in the bathroom or bedroom so he can have a calming scent in those areas of the apartment. Though if you have anything that smells like apple pie or apple cider then he's all over it.

Completely unphased by a power outage. He can still do his workouts perfectly fine without power, and that's what he's going to do. If he's taking a break from that though, he'll take the time to just spend some time with you. Be it lounging around doing nothing or watching you do a hobby, he's all for spending some time with you while you both wait for the power to come back on.

Asking him to race you back to the apartment through the rain is a quick way to realize that he's both much faster and more coordinated that you would ever assume, and that he's going to be a smug ass about it. He'll wait for you inside, already changed out of his wet clothes by the time you get there and open the door.

Sleeping with Jack while it rains is bliss given form. He'll fall asleep cuddling you. The rain is only just audible through the windows, but you'll mostly hear him softly snoring and his heartbeat. The only downside is that because he's such a heavy sleeper he probably won't be able to wake up and comfort you if you're scared of thunder, but as long as you just tuck against his chest you're perfectly fine.

Kosho:

He's annoyed with the weather, but he doesn't really care. He trains indoors anyways, so it's not that big of a bother, just a mild inconvenience at best. He'll probably just train for a little then do some basic stretches while doing other activities. You're going to find him doing the splits and reading a book.

He won't snack, but he will have warm drinks. Coffee, tea, hot chocolate, he's all for them, especially if it's a cold rainy day, because then he embraces his comfy bitch era. You'll probably find him doing stretches and activities around the house with a blanket on his shoulders and a warm mug nearby.

He actually has a few candles of his own that smell very woodsy in the fruit tree sense. They just smell like fruit trees, that fruity overtone with that slightly woodsy musk undertone to them. Anything fruity is an instant hit with him.

Perfectly fine during power outages, though he doesn't really like them. He doesn't want anything in the fridge to go bad, so he pretty much restricts access to it to keep things cold for as long as possible. He'll eventually give up on that though, because you'll find him standing in front of the fridge going feral and eating literally anything that catches his eye.

He's not going to play in the rain with you, and he'll rarely race you to a dry spot, but he will go for a walk with you as long as you've got umbrellas and the rain's not too heavy. The second he sees lightning though you're both going home.

Sleeping with Kosho during a storm is a special event, because it's one of the few moments he'll actively seek you out to cuddle to sleep. Every time, without fail, he'll come up and drag you to bed to snuggle up and fall asleep. Beyond the ambiance of his home, there's not much noise to be heard other than maybe the occasional rumble of thunder.

Kureha:

Terrible. The absolute worst during rainy days. He hates it, it's annoying. You always get some sort of event in the hospital whenever it rains. People are cranky, wet, and more likely to slip, fall and get hurt enough to require a visit, especially if it's raining heavily and they think that just because they're in a car they're invincible. Newsflash, in a car vs a transport, the car usually loses!

He eats crackers with a nice goat cheese spread and a veggie on top as a snack, and this is no exception. He likes his crackers and cheese, especially with a little bit of pepper on the top. Good snack. Get him some hummus and watch it vanish in front of your own eyes.

He doesn't particularly care about scented candles, but anything with lavender or oud wood is an automatic win with him, those are two of his favorite scents. It also helps ease the tension of his busy day and helps establish an atmosphere of relaxation.

Terrible with power outages. He's got so much to do, and while he could train, he's got a strict routine, and overtraining isn't his style (He'll leave that to Jack thank you). He spends the entire time whining about not having power and being bored out of his mind, but if you have board games or card games he'll shut up and do those.

You think he's going to race around in the rain? Absolutely not. It'll make his hair frizzy, and he's seen enough broken elbows and tailbones to never want to run anywhere with iffy traction again. He'll walk with you though. Speed walk, sure, but it's a walk!

Sleeping with Kureha is never peaceful or nice. He's just as feral in his sleep as ever, the only difference is that he'll wind up so tangled in blankets that he won't have the chance to obliterate you with a well-placed kick to your spine. He's going to stick his cold ass feet against your skin though, don't trust him.

Retsu:

Rain is rain, he'll be perfectly happy going about his day as normal with a small chance he just takes it easy to watch the rain and just exist for a minute. It's easy to forget to breathe these days, and a rainy day is a perfect opportunity to meditate and reflect a bit.

He'll have a little snack, but he's mostly drinking tea with honey in it rather than a snack. He will make cosy meals since it's raining out though. Soups, bread, warm comfort food is perfect with the darker weather.

He doesn't mind you having candles, incense or wax melts! As a matter of fact, he's got some of his own tucked away for a day like this! Much like his mysteriously scented pillow, all of the scents he has are vaguely familiar and homely, but not in a way that you can identify beyond this one candle that outright says it's oatmilk and vanilla scented. It's not lying either, and it's one of the candles he saves for really yucky days.

He's fine during power outages. Open all the curtains, he'll set up some candles to make sure you both have light, and set up a pile of pillows and blankets on the floor. It's a perfect chance to just let him talk about anything and everything that comes to his mind.

He'd love to play around you while it's raining, but he wants you to be careful! He doesn't want you getting sick or slipping, and he makes that clear, so you only get a few minutes, but that's more than enough to make memories.

Sleeping with Retsu during a storm is peaceful. Everything smells like home and safety, he's cuddled up with you under some blankets. It's a very healing experience and you absolutely will end up crying if you've had a bad week.

Doppo & Natsue:

Doppo doesn't really care that it's raining, but Natsue LIVES for it! She loves when the weather forecast predicts rain because then she can dress all cosy and she won't have to worry about watering her plants out in the garden. She'll try and convince you and Doppo to also just dress comfy and take it easy for the day.

Natsue likes providing, but so does Doppo. They just spontaneously make snacks for you and each-other to share, and if Katsumi happens to be there too then he gets some as well. Snacks change depending on who prepared them, but they're pretty good either way.

Natsue loves candles, if you have a collection it will double in size and be merged with hers. Just claim an entire closet for candles at this point, it'll be easier. Doppo doesn't really care as long as the house smells nice, but he likes wood wick because of the crackling.

They're both fine during power outages. You'll all just wind up working on your own hobbies until it's time to eat or go to bed. Most of the time it's an entirely silent affair, unless Katsumi is over, then things are a bit more lively since Doppo will absolutely rough-house with his son like the good old days.

Doppo will absolutely take you out if you ask to go goof around in the rain, but Natsue will politely decline. She'll just watch from the sidelines as two of her favourite idiots go and get soaking wet. As long as you both clean up your mess, then she's got nothing to say other than have fun!

Safe sleeps and frequent naps. They're not ashamed to admit that rainy days are nap days unless they have plans that can't just wait until the rain ends. You'll all wind up napping on the couches, in bed, just anywhere comfortable and big enough for the three of you to cuddle up, not a single sound can be heard from outside other than thunder and the wind, maybe rain if it's really coming down hard against the windows.

Shibukawa:

Oh he loves a rainy day. He'll go and just chill out at home or talk shit with Tokugawa over some tea. He'll calm down a lot when it's rainy, admittedly. Something about the smell of ozone and the chill to the air just mellows him out and makes him tired, so if he does train it's more low-key.

Not a snacker, he'll mostly just drink tea or a proper beverage to tide him over until there's a meal, but if there's a small quick snack that you're having he'll have a little bit. One or two bites, really.

Can't trust him around candles, because he'll find a way to replace your nice smelling ones with awful smelling ones and then you'll both be disappointed in him when you actually need one to be lit. As for him, he's probably got some random half-gone old candle laying around somewhere that he forgot about. It smells really good, but it just doesn't burn well.

Pretty good during power outages, he'll just do some easy training, read a book, meditate and watch the rain. If it's too dark to do any of that though... Well then he'll just go to sleep. It's as simple as that, really. He's only got the one eye left, so he's gotta take care of the vision he has.

He oddly enough just wants to sit and watch the rain instead of messing around in it. No going for walks or a race to the door (though if one happens it's because he wants to go in and relax), he just wants to sit on the porch under the roof and just watch the rain and enjoy himself. You're more than welcome to join him.

Sleeping with Shibukawa during a storm is oddly sweet for him. No pranks, he just follows his routine and then kisses you on the forehead and pulls you into bed for a cuddle. Whatever allows him to stay warm and comfortable, he's all for it, especially if there's nothing left to do for the day.

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For the top 5 ask game, your top five headcanons? (From any fandom)

oh hey sorry this took a hot minute!

5. Modern AU Ezra Bridger almost exclusively uses these emojis 😻🐱😸😽😹😾😺😿🙀

4. It doesn't matter that she's this big tough Ares kid, Clarisse is not immune to the power that is Frank Zhang. She cannot bring herself to get mad at Frank. Everyone thinks she's gonna be jealous of him and try to attack him or something because she's spent years trying to get her dad to care about her but Frank did absolutely nothing and the Roman counterpart of her father adores him. But instead she just cannot bring herself to be mad at Frank about anything. One time she said something mean to him and he frowned and she actually apologized and vowed to herself to never dissapoint her little brother again. She'll be talking to all the Ares/Mars kids and be like "LISTEN UP YOU WORTHLESS LITTLE PIECES OF GARBAGE" and see Frank get sad about it and say "ohnonotyoufrankweloveyouandyouredoingagreatjob" and she's also constantly teasing him about Hazel because she thinks they're so cute together and she has a mad level of respect for Hazel.

3. Kiera and possibly Catalina from Tangled the series eventually join the royal guard and they start this squadron called Cassandra's Children and basically they're all handmaidens for Rapunzel but they're secretly guards whose job is to defend her and because they just seem like ordinary handmaidens they can get into places a lot more covertly and incognito.

2. The DuckTales Ducks and Chickens Behave Like Ducks And Chickens Headcanon which is more like an au but basically in the duckverse ducks and chickens act different in ways that actual ducks and chickens do. This is funniest to think about post-canon when you've got Gyro and Fenton and Gandra all working together in the lab and Gyro and Gandra cannot figure out why Fenton is Just Like That. Ducks like to be near water and ducks constantly make noise and ducks will eat bugs that chickens will be afraid of and they fall asleep on the floor while chickens Have To Be Roosting Somewhere and ducks have stronger immune systems and I just think there's a lot of funny potential there.

1. Killian Jones cannot cook. I don't care what the canon seems to say you cannot tell me this man has ever cooked a meal in his life the ONLY time we see him allegedly cooking is when henry's eating pop tarts and Killian says "I'm gonna make you grapefruit and makerel" and then in the next scene he's nowhere near the kitchen and instead he's holding a video game controller and we never ever ever see the grapefruit and makerel or hear mention of the grapefruit and makerel it is never mentioned again and we never see Killian trying to cook something again and ALSO please consider that he sees Henry eating POP TARTS and the only other time he's seen POP TARTS they're PRISON FOOD and he's been in PRISON and he's EATEN PRISON FOOD and that prison food was BALONEY and it was TORTURE so of COURSE when he sees Henry eating prison food and of course NO FUTURE SON OF HIS IS GOING TO EAT PRISON FOOD HE MUST COME UP WITH SOMETHING TO FEED THIS CHILD but there is no evidence that he didn't burn the kitchen and everything in it down trying to make it and ALSO while we're at it Emma can't cook either like she probably can but she can't do it well and she usually doesn't have the time to I guarantee you this woman wakes up in this morning and either skips breakfast or eats a quick pre-prepared breakfast and then she goes to Granny's for grilled cheese for lunch and she eats whatever Mary Margaret makes for dinner and that is IT and yes I know she cooks in the middle of season 3 but it's while she has false memories that Regina gave her and Regina would be absolutely certain that Emma had to have Some Knowledge Of How To Make Food so she would give her that knowledge in her cursed memories so she knows how to make food after s3 but she doesn't like to do it because it's Not Her, and in fact you can see she doesn't even make such a big elaborate breakfast after those false cursed memories are broken and also I headcanon that most of her memories there were actual memories Regina had of raising Henry which brings me to my final point which is that Henry absolutely does know how to cook because canonically Regina bonds with children by cooking with them so she has spent a decade making meals with Henry and he's so good at it and anytime he's staying with Emma and Killian he cooks food for them and they always make a gigantic mess of cooking and they have fun and he has a mental breakdown.

[smolandweirdwriter]

Got headcannon(s) for you!

For literally every long trip the Bad Kids go on, Kristen and Adaine are the certified mother hens.

Kristen tries to have cool aunt vibes and she does. Just. She's still an older sibling. But she makes it work

Adaine has the baking down flat, she'll carry a nice Tupperware or 5 of baked goods to last the entire day. Cooking doesn't exactly fit with her, she's tried and although nothing was burnt (*coughfabiancough*) she isn't a big fan of it.

Kristen is a genius at anything corn, and ever since her mission to bulk up, amazing at salads and sandwiches. Her salad game is amazing. Her cooking is fine in general, but her absolutely shit dexterity does not help. If she's preparing food you better be prepared for batter on the ceiling and flour inside the drawers.

The two meet up the night before any long trip and the two grab a huge dufflebag and fill it with Emergency stuff like bandages and Epipens and sick bags etc. Yes Adaine could pull most of those out her jacket. Yes they'll still prepare for things.

If they need to cook food in the middle of a trip, Kristen and Gorgug will team up and make the food. Gorgug has probably the most kitchen skills aside from Kristen, but they do good together.

So the thing is, all of the Bad Kids have a specific set of behaviors that simply DO NOT CHANGE regardless of the nature of the road trip.

Kristen, for one, desperately wants everyone to have a good time and also, she doesn't want to get out of the van. she wants to enjoy her time listening to music, playing punch buggy, eating snacks, talking to people; she wants everyone to have everything they could ever need or want, right there in front of them. this means that she wants to bake allllll the goodies. Unfortunately for Kristen, she has Sookie St. James level clumsiness, especially in the kitchen, where there are far too many things to burn yourself with, trip over, spill, et cetera. She's been banned from cooking in Mordred Manor because she's set off the smoke detector so many times it broke. So she cooks at Seacaster manor with Cathilda's help (Fabian is NOT aware of this). She bakes up a storm of corn bread to take with them on the trip.

Adaine, for her part, is quite good at baking. Recipes are easy to follow, easier than spells. All you have to do is read the instructions and do what it says. She's not very good at cooking because she's not particularly skilled in the kitchen, and doesn't have quite the (albeit messy and chaotic) finesse that Kristen does. Adaine loves sweet things (a byproduct, perhaps, of not being allowed them as a child) and will help Kristen bake corn bread. (She sprinkles in chocolate chips sometimes.) She'll also bake cookies, muffins, brownies--whatever she's in the mood for, it makes it on the trip. (She usually ends up "accidentally" making a double batch of everything. Whoops.)

Kristen makes salads and sandwiches for everyone and has everyone's lunch and snack desires down to pat: Riz takes the extra-spicy chicken with lettuce and pickles, and he's addicted to those sweet and spicy candied nuts (so is Adaine, they usually sit together for a bit so they can share them); Fabian will not eat anything but kippers and the plainest salad known mankind (iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, cucumber slices); Adaine takes a steak sandwich, the bread toasted a bit too much but not burnt, with lettuce and cheese, and she also always packs chocolate-covered pretzels and lembas; Fig also loves an extra-spicy chicken sandwich, but she takes hers with tomatoes, salt and pepper, and mustard. Finally, Gorgug has a salad of so much quantity Kristen will pack two separate lunches for him: steak, olives, corn, chicken, arugula, spinach, tomato-- the works. He loves it every time.

Adaine and Kristen 100% end up, every time, unplanned and without fail, in the kitchen together at about 4:30 am the day of a trip going over the itinerary, packing list, making sure they have extra bandaids and blankets and sleeping bags and signal flares and spare tires. (they do. they can pull these things out of adaine's jacket. they don't care. better safe than sorry, right? they spend half an hour trying to fit everything in the trunk every. single. time)

Gorgug, of course, is the designated driver, and every time Adaine makes sure to tell him he gets a good night's rest, and makes sure he's taking breaks, drinking water, keeping his eyes on the road, everyone stop talking you'll distract him, Gorgug are you sure you're alright? She mothers him so hard he almost goes into a Rage just from sheer irritation despite knowing she truly means well.

Fig tries to play music; Riz tries to put on some boring podcast. they spend half the time listening to rock music and half listening to the corruption of the criminal justice system. gorgug hates both no mater what (the rock music because it's always fig and the sig figs and he truly can't stand listening to himself sing/play, and the podcast because, duh.)

Fabian refuses to help in any capacity. He sits in the backseat, kicks his feet up, and tunes out. He wanders out when they have breaks, and if there's a flat tire he's the one for the job, but honestly, he's not big on road trips. he goes because his friends are all going, but if he had to choose, he'd ride the hangman for days on end.

adaine is the one who checks them into hotels if they ever stay in hotels, and kristen scopes out the facilities and points out all the things everyone will like.

kristen takes soooo many pictures and forces everyone to pose for them every time and they all hate it. adaine can't take a good picture to save her life, and she physically doesn't know how to take a selfie and always makes someone else do it despite the fact that she's one of the tallest bad kids. she also has social media but is NEVER on it (she's always the first to respond to the text chain, though).

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Ship sleeping? ALL for Siramis (that's Eramis/Siriks for those not in the know).

Oh lord. Thank you!

Under read more because it got long

Who is a night owl:

Eramis. 110% Eramis. Girlie does not and cannot sleep thanks to chronic insomnia. Night time is just additional time for doing stuff until her brain and body is convinced it's time to sleep, which has been known to take days. She kind of got used to functioning like that and feeling as terrible as that level of sleep deprivation does, but usually does crash out in the end.

It's not a new thing. She's been like it her entire life, and probably drove her parents and siblings nuts.

Who is a morning person:

Bizarrely, also Eramis. She gets restless and needs to get up and do stuff, so up she gets before sunrise to go and run around or get started on some kind of project. She just doesn't stop, or necessarily know how to stop. Always something ticking over in her head that puts her into action.

Are they cuddlers:

YES. They can't keep off each other. Sleeping, and the whole process of getting ready to sleep and waking up in the morning, is just one big excuse to cuddle. They are very snuggly bugs just in general, but that Devils all over.

Who is the big spoon and who is the little spoon:

Interchangeable! Eramis typically likes to be the big spoon, but this leads to her looking like a backpack on most of her partners. Siriks is no exception. He doesn't mind being the little spoon, in the same way he's happy to be the big spoon to her.

What is their favourite sleeping position:

Siriks laying on top of Eramis and squashing her flat like a pancake. Exact details of the position are flexible. The pressure helps her sleep, and his weight on top of her means she can't fidget and roll around like she tends to do.

Who steals all the blankets:

Eramis. Constantly. How? Unclear. She rotates like a rotisserie chicken when she does sleep.

What they wear to bed:

Depends. Eramis acquired a nasty habit of crashing out wearing whatever, so often ends up wearing her full suit of armor to bed. On the occasions she makes a conscious effort to sleep, she still tends to keep a base layer of armor on, even if the helmet and whatnot are removed. It helps her feel safer and more prepared should anything happen. Especially after her stint in the Prison of Elders, a spear would sometimes accompany her to bed as well. Siriks had to spend a long while coaxing her out of that and convincing her that perhaps she's reinforcing some anxiety by bringing armor and weapons to the nest.

Siriks will take his armor off and tends to just keep his robes on. He's nice and soft and comfortable.

To note, Eramis does not remove her prosthetics to sleep. They stay on.

Who likes seeing the other wearing their t-shirt:

Siriks finds it greatly amusing to put Eramis in whatever oversized-to-her garments he finds. He'll lend her his robes or dig out some godawful tacky XXXXL t shirt and she'll love him for it. Will she wear it to sleep in, however? Probably not.

Who falls asleep mid-conversation:

Siriks. He sleeps like a log. Usually he finishes what he's saying before peacing out, but no guarantee.

Who wakes up in the middle of the night with nightmares:

Eramis, although this doesn't preclude Siriks from nightmares too. She tends to have a more violent reaction to waking up from her nightmares, which sometimes (key word) wakes Siriks up. If he has a nightmare, he'll probably wake up and go wow that sucked, then fall back asleep in minutes. Eramis meanwhile is convinced the world is ending.

Who accidentally punched the other in their sleep:

Eramis. She's been known to chew on Siriks's arm while fast asleep. He always wakes up with bruises or bumps or teeth and claw marks on him. Good thing for him, he sleeps through it all! Bad thing, he's getting older now and waking up to additional aches and pains is not doing him well.

Who can't keep their hands to themself:

Both. As stated earlier, they're big on physical contact and all that entails. You know how when a cat or dog decides they have to be touching you at all times? They're that.

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Genuinely a shame that resident evil doesn't really go into food that much, but I also completely understand since the "food" you see being eaten 99% of the time is people and rot. However, this will not stop me from food related headcanons, so lets talk about eating traits for the recurring (3 or more separate RE appearances) cast:

Chris Redfield- Never been a picky eater. Before RE5, he pretty much let his metabolism do all the work along with his "stay in shape" workout regimen, so he ate whatever he wanted and most of the time it was junk food, fast food, and meals with a lot of bread and potatoes. When he started working out more, his diet shifted to eating more fats and proteins since they give him a steady flow of energy instead of quick bursts. It doesn't mean he's stopped eating junk food or eating out. His palette simply changed from eating bags of chips and a roll of cookies everyday to maybe a large bag or two of chips and a large pack of cookies that he slowly finishes over the span of a few weeks. Beer and water are interchangeable depending on the meal.

Jill Valentine- She's the pasta person that will use a fork and a spoon underneath to twirl her noodles before eating them. Loves anything covered in a good savory sauce, and she will tear bits of bread off to swipe the rest of her plate clean. She prefers chicken over beef and pork over tofu. Entered a hot wing eating contest once on a dare, and she lost, but she made sure to find out what hot sauce they used so she could keep a bottle in her pantry. She drinks a lot of water, and she likes the taste of it. Not a fan of tea unless it's iced and sweetened heavily. Otherwise not really a fan of sweets when it comes to candy or baked goods unless there's some tartness or sourness to it.

Rebecca Chambers- Her diet leans more into foods she doesn't need utensils to finish like sandwiches, wraps, tacos, and the classic pizza fold with thin crust. She has a sweet tooth, but this is mainly for drinks and hard candies. She loves soda. She doesn't like how gummy candy sticks to her teeth due to the texture. Baked sweets are okay as long as they aren't super sticky to handle, but she'll make an exception for things which have a heavy amount of chocolate. She has a bag of mini-muffins on her desk for breakfast in the mornings. People know not to take any unless they desire her wrath. She knows when Chris has eaten them when she see's a package of snack cakes and an apology post-it note in her drawer.

Barry Burton- Before the gun incident, Barry was the guy who ate primarily meats and very little vegetables unless his stomach was fighting him. After the incident, he opened up his palette more to show he appreciated the hard work put into the meal. Ask him what his favorite food is and his answer changes every time cause it's always what his wife cooked for dinner the night before. He's a dinner guy. He's either too tired in the mornings or too in a rush to go to work, so breakfast is a no-go, but dinners are spent with his family, and post Revelations 2, he cherished them even more. Only drinks water from the tap.

Albert Wesker- Eats expensive looking food because it has the least amount of mess during consumption, and is an ego boost to his god complex wherein everything has to be prepared exactly to his taste. If during his time with S.T.A.R.S they managed to drag him out to eat, he would get a drink and nothing else. He doesn't like limp vegetables no matter how much dressing people cover them in to compensate, and he hates greasy food. His taste towards sweet things are minimal. He enjoys sweeter cheeses like cream cheese or mascarpone, and he tried to like tiramisu, but he didn't like how soft angel fingers are. He will also only eat macarons with a dark chocolate filling sandwiched between. Neutral about water and enjoys teas and wines.

Claire Redfield- Was the pickiest eater as a kid. Hated it when the food on her plate touched, or the juice from one part of her meal touched the other. She had the special disposable plates where each part of her meal was separated so that she'd actually finish the food she was given. She was also disgusted with canned vegetables. As an adult most of those hang-ups are gone. She'll eat almost anything now, and she loves trying new foods from the places she travels to. Flatbreads are her best friend. Pita, naan, chapati, and so on, she can make a meal out of bread and butter alone. She still hates canned vegetables, but she buys fresh or frozen vegetables and incorporates them into her meals where she can. She also hates the taste of water. She'll go for coffee or tea first.

Leon Kennedy- Allegedly is relaxed with all foods except when there's one thing on it he doesn't want to eat. No pickles on his burger. No red onions in his guacamole. No sliced fruit in or on his cake. It's not even that he hates these ingredients or has a texture discrepancy. He just has preferences on where they should be and where they shouldn't. He'll put those same pickles on his club sandwich, or ask for red onions on pizza, and he loves a good fruit pie. He also eats so many of those pre-packaged fruit cups. Neutral about regular water but treats flavored sparkling water like a treat and sometimes hides it in his flask. It's a fun prank to play on Claire.

Ada Wong- Eats more vegetarian style meals, but is not a vegetarian. This isn't done on purpose or for any particular reason. Simply a lot of the meals she favors tend to have an equal amount of vegetables and grains to a lower amount of meat, and some cooks are much more scarce on the meat than others. This resulted in a palate shift where she's fine if there isn't meat on her plate. She's not a big fan of greasy, deep-fried foods, but her guilty pleasure is shrimp toast, and she only has it off the clock when she finds someone who makes it well. Her other guilty pleasure is cinnamon sugar donuts, and she has that more often as a snack to finish off her lunch. Neutral about water and has an iced coffee preference.

Ingrid Hunnigan- She likes rice more than bread and will eat several bowls of rice with whatever the main food is if they go together. Seasoned and spiced long grain rice or plain sticky short grain rice, she'll enjoy them all as long as it's prepared correctly. Loves eating tofu. She'll trade any meat for tofu except for seafood. She's the one ordering surf and turf or the dish with shrimp in it if the option is available. Yet, she cannot eat anything with a face. She doesn't care how pretty the presentation is, there shouldn't be a shrimp or lobster head on her plate when she gets it. She always orders dessert unless she's eating with others, and likes anything cherry flavored. Enjoys drinking water and has to drink water between her energy drink refills.

Thanks for getting to the bottom of this even if you don't agree with any of them! I'll gladly do more of these for any other RE characters if asked, and I'm open to playful debate/convo about the ones listed or not listed.

[bekahdoesnerdshit]

Playlist: Professor Ransom Kitwell

Alternate Title: She Took My Morals in the Divorce

Into the Fog by The Budos Band

An instrumental to kick things off. The slow build up, the heavy drum beats that sound like footsteps, the way each added instrument builds on the introduction until it kicks off into the real melody, it's so GOOD. And then the horns!! They're loud and on the edge of blaring, at times almost discordant, it's SO Ransom. And the obnoxious trill at 3:15 with what sounds like maybe a cup mute, that leads into such a fun solo that's So different from the rest of the piece!! It's so good. Very Ransom to me. Also, the title works as a joke about Curse of Strahd kjghdk

Don't Sing the Blues by Bohnes

I was ridiculous, young Icarus, I flew too close to the sun But when I reminisce that wickedness was the shit that kept me young And every choice I made, I wouldn't trade all that for anyone So don't you cry, cry, cry for me

This one's about young Ransom being an absolute shithead and having the time of her life. Having all kinds of adventures, getting into all kinds of trouble, and not regretting a moment of it. She firmly believes that the only bad experiences are the ones you chicken out of having. She doesn't want to have any regrets at the end of her life, and she's lived her life in way to make sure she gets to See and Do and Learn everything the world has to offer

Leader of the Pack by Wunderhorse

Some people have a special kinda knack Getting what they wanted just to stab you in the back Nine times out of ten it's the leader of the pack

Ransom is a shithead in a lovable scoundrel kind of way, but also in a, uh. In a shithead kind of way. Ransom is ambitious and driven, and she's not the kind of person to let anything get in the way of a goal she's pursuing. She'll say or do whatever she has to in order to get what she wants, consequences be damned. Or, at least, deferred. Sometimes this is a good thing, because it means she's willing to step up and problem solve when other people are hesitant or overwhelmed. But sometime it can add... tension, to relationships that matter.

Brighter Than the Sun by Brick + Mortar

I'm brighter than the sun, but I can't wait You're asking me to stay, I can't escape I'm staying up all night to sleep all day I'm brighter than the sun, but then one day

This song is mostly for Vibes, with the heavy guitar and drums and the vocalist who almost blends in with the instruments. It's also like, Ransom does have a huge ego and a lot of pride. But behind it is a kind of darkness, an edge of unhappiness. It's walled up tight, hidden largely even from Ransom herself, but it's there and it colors a lot of her actions in times of stress.

Two Letters by Bayside

Ex sounds dirty I can't say it, sounds so final and I'm still prayin' For the worst for the better, we're nothing now we're just two letters Hope you understand I'm not prepared to call you just a friend

The divorce soooooong. Ransom didn't change! She stayed exactly the same, and Hugh left her. She wasn't ready for their relationship to end, didn't even know it was something that was at risk of happening until it was too late. Without saying a word to her about it, Hugh had decided what she was wasn't enough for him anymore, took the life they'd built together, and left. "How to leave the past behind when it's around all of the time"? "I'm not prepared to call you just a friend"? Easy solution: don't. Go scorched earth, burn him entirely out of your life. It'll hurt a lot in one big burst, and then you'll be done with it and over it -over him- for the rest of your life.

Snitches and Talkers get Stitches and Walkers by Fall Out Boy

And haven't you heard, the word on the street is "I lost it, called it quits," get out into the sun Out from behind the gossip

I'll be sooo honest, I initially put this song on the playlist as a way to help set the tone for the kind of songs I was looking for and fully expected to take it off once I got the ball rolling. But like. It's a good song and ALSO. It's fast and loud and almost frenetic, like it's angry and trying to stay ahead of something. I feel like it encapsulates the anger of post-divorce Ransom, her lashing out and putting up walls that are there to this day. Big "I'll give 'em something to talk about. Something that I've done, not something I'm the victim of" type energy.

A Weak Ago by letlive.

I'm not feeling the way No, I'm not feeling the way they expect me to I'm not pulling away See, I'm just pulling the same shit on a different day

This is the last song I added to the playlist, and I actually subbed it in for another song (Devil On My Shoulder, if you were curious) after I'd sent the playlist to the server. This song is about Ransom unraveling after Allie's death, about how she became curt and blunt and - honestly?- mean in her grief. She'd been on her best behavior before because she'd wanted the party to like her more than they liked Allie, but when Allie was killed that motivation no longer existed. Ransom seemed to become an entirely different person overnight. This song is Ransom saying, no, I'm who I've always been. I'm doing the same shit, prioritizing the same way. You just don't like it anymore, because now it's getting in your way. Because you don't care about me, and you certainly don't care about Allie. (Please note, she is wrong about this. The party cares a lot, and Ransom was just too blinded by her anger and grief to see it. But that didn't change how she felt at the time, you know?)

Don't Walk, Run! by The Park Hill Romance

'Cause I've been on the run for a while But the runnin' ain't a friend of mine Oh ain't it fun With the fire back in your lungs tonight

Another song with Vibes (the same loud guitar and drums, the vocalist who blends with the music and sorta slides around instead of hitting notes precisely), another song about Ransom dealing with (read: ignoring entirely) the fact that "fuck everybody but me" isn't a long term solution and is, in fact, having an incredibly detrimental long term effect on her ability to make friends and empathize with other people. After getting in a nasty fight with one of her party members Ransom said something to the effect of "I'm out of practice having friends. I'd like to get back to it, though, if you'll let me." She's trying. She's getting better. But she's not quite there yet.

Every You Every Me by Placebo

Like the naked leads the blind I know I'm selfish, I'm unkind Sucker love I always find Someone to bruise and leave behind

I was very judicious with my use of Rallie songs; this is only the second one. It's about how, despite the fact that they treated each other SO poorly at the end, they're Ransom and Allie are the only people they could possibly fit together with. It's like that post about the fucked up charger and charging port that have warped each other so that they can only work together. That's Rallie. It's ALSO about the inevitability of coming back together, of ending up wrapped up in each other again. Hopefully, it will work out better this time. But regardless, no matter what they may tell themselves and the world at large, they're never going to be over each other or free from the other person's influence. Every time, every me, every you, we'll end up here.

Who is She ? by I Monster

Somewhere across the sea of time A love immortal such as mine Will come to me Eternally Immortal she Return to me

This is the "dealing with Allie's murder and the single-minded quest to resurrect her" song. It's spooky, a little unnerving, it's discordant in a way that's reminiscent of the first song on the playlist. It's about an obsession with a memory, a dream, and letting that obsession drag you down to the point that you can't distinguish reality anymore. And after Allie's death Ransom sorta, well... I also think the "Immortal she / Return to me" is haunting and is SUCH a strong way to end a playlist that started with loud horns and shouting and drums. Look how far we've come. Look how far she'll continue to go to fix what terrible wrong was done.

[stevie-petey]

Stug and jug head cannons that keep me up at night (I'm also just bored)

Every time Jonathan got a new roll of film he'd take a photo of bug first for " good luck". It always worked

When bug and Steve start dating,bug feels awkward going in for a kiss, so she'll cover Steve's eyes before. It never fails to make him giddy.

Jon and bug went into a photo booth together as kids, Jon wanted to kiss her for the last photo but chickened out. The photo is just Jon staring longingly at bug.

Steve has a crate in the trunk of his car to help him get into bugs window.

Jon used to play up his anxiety so bug so would comfort him.

Steve often has to hide in the closet from Ms. Henderson after he sneaks in. ( She knows, she just hasn't said anything yet)

When Steve and bug start dating they have to hide from the party because the kids will legit stalk them when they go on dates ( it's mostly Mike and Dustin making sure Steve stays in his place)

Steve and bug are such wild sleepers. They either end up tangled together, on top of one another or someone falls off the bed.

When bug and Jon were kids Jon would sometimes get jealous of the kids and how much attention bug paid to them.

Jon has a mixtape he made for bug prior to wills disappearance. He never gave it to her, it just sits in the back of his drawers.

Bug and Jon wanted to start a band in middle school. Never worked out but they were really into it at one point. ( Bug just went along with it for jon)

Steve and bug truly act like parents to the party. They talk about their schedules and who can do pick up and drop off. They keep each other updated on the kids lives so no one's left out of the loop.

Bug often stands on her tip toes to hug Steve. When she wraps her arms around his neck, he'll go around her waist and pick her up. He'll just hold her like that for a lil bit.

Steve likes to annoy bug, he'll flick water at her, ruffle her hair, pinch her cheeks, puff his cheeks out when she asks for a kiss ( she always does it back though). He also gets cuteness aggression, especially when bug first wakes up. Messy hair, puffy face, eyes barely open, yeah he won't let her go for a while.

Bug likes Steve's hands, he doesn't understand why but loves when she kisses his palm or wrist.

Jon used to paint bugs nails, he would hyper focus to make them tidy. He also liked holding her hand for so long. Now as a result she can't for the life of her do her nails herself. She'll do it messy and just clean the edges.

all the jon and bug ones :(((( oh my god they made me cry especially the photobooth one :(

theres just something so tragic about an almost love. you captured the bittersweetness PERFECTLY

and steve n bug <333 def agree with the crate one, mans comes PREPARED !!

[purplesurveys]

1921

Do you actually read privacy policies when signing up for new things? No, not really. The main thing I do privacy-wise is when I disable tracking whenever I download/sign up in a new app.

Did you have a lot of birthday parties when you were younger? if so, did you invite everyone in the class? I didn't. I wasn't popular and never had that many friends to warrant a birthday party. This is besides the fact that my birthday fell during the old summer season (March-June) so not only did I never get to throw a birthday party apart from my 7th; I also never got to experience being greeted by classmates hahaha.

Do you like when things are color coordinated? It's pleasant to the eyes but it's not like it's a mandatory for me.

Have you ever participated in one of those “guess how many jelly beans, mints, etc. are in this jar!” contest? if so, have you ever won? No. I've never come across those!

Do you think you would be good at memorizing lines if you were an actor or actress? If we're speaking strictly about memorization skills, yes. I have no interest in being an actress though. The task has always seemed so daunting to me.

Can you juggle? No, though I've tried to more times than I can count. It's just not meant for me, heheh.

Have you ever mistaken a ringing phone on tv or in a movie for your own? It has for sure happened. Sometimes I've heard a ringing phone thinking it's our landline, only to discover it was the neighbor's.

How often do you use bobby pins? Almost never. The last time I used them was probably during my college grad shoot to hold my hairdo together.

Have you ever used a pedometer? Not a separate one, no. I occasionally check my steps from my phone though.

Do you live on an avenue, road, drive or something else? Street.

Are your eyes a different color inside than they are outside? Nope.

What were you doing 45 min ago? I was finishing up some work so I can clear up my load tomorrow. Feeling proud of that :)

What will you be doing in 20 min? Either doing another one of this or preparing to go to Angela. It's her birthday today and she'll be at dinner with her family first, so I'm just waiting for her go-signal to tell me she's free so I can come over.

What did you do yesterday? Yesterday was a full-on rest day because I knew I had lots of work/personal errands to do today. That said, I watched The Emperor's New Groove, Toy Story 1, and Toy Story 2 while watching BTS and Seventeen stuff in between. 100% a lazy day.

Are you in a good mood right now? I wanna say 70% in a good mood? I did all the errands I told myself I absolutely had to do today and I'm stoked about that – and I'm also still seeing Angela and Hans tonight so I'm bound to have a great evening. The only thing that sucks is that the weekend is over again and I feel barely well-rested.

Who was the last person in your bedroom? My sister.

Are you listening to music, if so, what song? No, I have a Ryan Trahan video in the background.

What do you usually order from McDonald’s? Most frequently, a plain cheeseburger and barbecue fries. Other days when I find even that boring, I'll switch it up - usually either a Big Mac or fried chicken and rice.

What is your natural hair color? Black.

What was the last movie you watched? What’d you think of it? Toy Story 2. I love the entire franchise, but it's still nothing compared to the first movie.

What was the last thing you had to drink? Cookie butter coffee.

What are your school colors? Maroon and green.

Are you worried that you won’t be accepted into the college you want? It was definitely a worry I had, but I ended up passing.

What is the last class you failed? Continued from earlier this evening. A 40/100 in my Economics class in college. The only failing mark that sent me straight to laughing because of how ridiculous it was.

Has it snowed where you live yet? Or does it never snow? It does not snow here.

Have you ever taken a picture with Santa when you were little? I was only photographed with a Santa when I was 2.

What is the population of the city you live in? Close to a million.

When is the last time you were in a classroom? A few months ago. Andi took me through the law department.

Do you have any homework to be done? What is there to do? Work-wise, no; I did them a few hours ago already.

Did anything exciting happen today? Yes, I saw Angela and got to give her my birthday present. I gave her two Pandora charms and tbh the most exciting thing about it was her confirmation that I didn't get her any dupes (she collects charms in the first place). So YAY we don't need to replace either of them haha.

What color is the sky outside? Pitch black.

Do you own any clothing of your favorite color? Just a few. Purple isn't really my color.

How many tattoos do you want/have? Zero/none.

Do you use cup coasters? When it's available, yeah. When it's not, I don't mind not using one.

Are you on a laptop or desktop? Laptop.

Have you ever rolled down a steep, grassy hill for fun? No.

Do you like to draw very detailed drawings, or just stick figures? Stick. Or nothing at all. I can't daw.

Do you own a shirt that says “Vote for Pedro”? Nope.

Do you like Nerds candy? It's always tasted terrible to me. All the rich/popular kids snuck boxes of them in school all the time to flex and Nerds was one of the ways I learned they were all full of shit because it actually tastes horrible.

[theacedragon0w0]

New Hire

This is pretty much how Sage met Crystal and how they became partners

TW Abuse

Sage wiped the blood that dripped from their nose, Vlad towered over them, his face showing clear disdain for the lizard.

"Get up Sagebrush,"

Sage only nodded, they understood that being roughed up here was better than being by themselves in hell.

"You cannot afford to be sloppy, the workers here need you to be fast, strong, and above all, efficient."

"Yes sir."

__________

Sage splashed water on their face, their muscles ached by the session they had with Vlad. Skimming through the first aid, they placed the instant ice pack against their jaw, hissing at the pain.

They jolted by the sound of the door knocking but they relaxed when they saw Benji enter the cramped storage space.

"Damn, that old bastard really mess you up huh?" Passing Sage a rum and coke, which Sage downed it in one swig.

"Shit Sage, guess today's training was a blast."

"Please, the water here is more potent than what this glass has, and don't worry about me ok?"

Benji smacked their shoulder, "I kinda have to if Vlad's training makes you look like you got ran over, but I do have good news."

Sage scoffed, "I hope it's not another one of your flings that you want to show off."

"It's actually good news for you baby, a couple of the boys overheard that there's going to be another bouncer."

"Benji,"

"And She is single by the way!"

"You know that the whole 'don't shit where you eat' actually means right?"

"Listen, ever since you got here you have never stepped foot outside of this club, and I know you don't like boys given that you are the only legit chick here, so stake me for trying to get you out there."

Sage rolled their eyes, shoving the lion dancer out of the room, but they couldn't help but agree with him. "Maybe you should focus on working for your tips instead of meddling with a bouncer's love life."

"Or lack of!" Benji shouted as he sauntered away just as Sage playfully tossed an ace wrap at him.

___________

"Sagebrush this is Crystal, she'll be working with you as an additional bouncer, I am sure you two would be efficient in keeping the club running smoothly."

Sage shook hands with the sturdy woman, "It's nice to meet you."

Crystal chuckled, "Likewise, I hope you can carry your own because I am not being paid to keep you and those cat boys from harm."

Vlad tapped his cane against the hard floor, "Sagebrush here will demonstrate to you their prowess, show her."

Sage obeyed, catching Crystal off-guard and managed to get her into a headlock. Crystal tapped Sage's arm, which Sage released her from their grip.

"Heh, guess I don't have to worry about you then."

____________

"Wait you never been outside of this joint?"

It had been a month since the two bouncers had been working together, and they were a pretty good team, with the two taking care of any customers that were being to bold with the dancers.

Crystal patted her knees, "Alright, that needs to change, I am taking you out."

Sage's eyebrows raised, "Like, on a date?"

"Shit why not? We make a pretty good team and you deserve it, I know this burger place a couple blocks away, and I'll pay for it!"

_____________

It had been months since that date, how did this happen?

Sage leaned against the sink, their nose bridge stung with the gaping wound that stretched acrossed.

The dinner that they prepared littered near their feet, the shattered plate was also a member to the mess.

"Sage, bunny, I told you that I didn't want that shit chicken rice bake, fuck now look at this mess."

"I'll clean it up, there's that frozen steak dinner that you can throw in the microwave."

Crystal didn't respond, she pulled out the frozen dish and slammed it in the microwave. Sage's ears rung as they carefully scooped up their meal, tossing it in the trash.

They turned their head to see Crystal scarffing down the schlop, tossing the container aside when she finished.

"Hey, bunny, look it was an accident," moving Sage's chin so they could look at her face.

"How 'bout this, there's this dessert place down at the cannibal colony that is selling those small fruit pies that you like."

"Aren't you still pissed at me for trying to make dinner?"

"Look it has been a while since I’ve taken my chubby bunny out and I wanna treat her."

Sage sighed, "Can I at least wear my denim jacket? I worked really hard on it."

"Bunny I told you before, that jacket doesn't suit you, besides, you don't want it stained with the sticky sweets we'll be eating right?"

Sage looked over at the hallway closet, their denim jacket hung there, it pained them that they weren't able to wear it especially since they spent so long on the patchwork; and they couldn't grasp why Crystal was adamant on Sage not wearing it, as some of those patches were from some of the concerts that Crystal took them to.

But they didn't want to press, they can take their food being tossed aside but they would be damn if their jacket was caught in the crossfire.

"Fine, I'll get myself cleaned up."

___________________

[hollyisanonymous]

HMMM... the mane six's fave foods, perhaps?

USES THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO TALK ABOUT PONY DIETS AND CULTURE THANK YOU FAYE

anyway. pegasi are the most carnivorous. they're not obligate carnivores, by any means, but their diet is primarily meat and fish based. mostly smaller birds, since meat-agriculture in general doesn't include other ungulates [feels weird since yak and bison are like. sapient also. and those are cows.]

pegasi treat hunting as a social activity oftentimes. They'll make a game out of chasing pheasants and snatching seabirds. They teach their offspring to hunt by plunging into flocks of passerines and by grabbing the occasional hawk. hawk-hunting is actually a fairly common sport! communities of pegasi along coastal regions also tend to dive into the ocean to snatch fish, like some real-world gulls do!

Dash grew up away from seafaring skies, so he never got to go diving for fish, but he does enjoy hawk-hunting quite a bit! it was a particular hunt of a red eagle when he was a filly that made him realize he was an adrenaline junkie.

Pink grew up in a mining town on the edge of a mountain. The soil was too rocky for much regular agriculture, and so they subsisted off of far more meat than was expected for regular earth ponies. Mostly smaller mammals like rodents and rabbits. Chickens and eggs on the side, sometimes. Pinkie didn't get sweets growing up, so she is absolutely enthralled by them now!

AJ's the most herbivorous of everyone. Pretty exclusively eats plant-based meals. Mostly wheat products, but of course apples make up a consistent portion of her diet.

Fluttershy is vegan by choice! Despite the fact that perytons are not entirely herbivorous [though moreso than the average pegasus], she chooses not to eat meat.

Rarity, in her short-lived stint at high-society living, grew fond of the luxuries of life. Lots of expensive fancy meals with bizarre ingredients. But growing up she was a sucker for a good peach cobbler, and would die for a nice apple crumble. She has a bit of a sweet tooth for chocolate in particular!

Twilight lives off of the most starving college student diet of them all, arguably the worst one. She'll eat nothing but granola and coffee for two days (and only eat that because spike brought her the granola). Peanut butter on toast was the only thing she ate for three months straight, every single day. Spike also has a habit of bringing them bugs, lizards and small rodents to eat. Twi is incredibly grossed out by the idea of preparing her own food like that, but appreciates it nonetheless.

[luxaofhesperides]

heyy idk if you're still doing that WIP ask thing, but I have to ask about these aren't wings, they're futures. Your writing is gorgeous, have a good day <3

(wip ask game in question)

i am always doing the wip ask thing, i love talking abt my wips!!!

these aren't wings has already had mentions of damian's chickens (which he's in the process of building a coop for, to prepare for when he actually gets them) but he's ALSO going to get a cat! a scruffy stray, fully adult cat. it's the cat distribution system at work once again and damian can't just leave it out in the streets.

tim will be fine with it, he expects this with damian, but they do argue about what to name her and who she likes best (the answer is jason lol) and tim will jokingly say, "well, if she's too good for normal cat food, i guess we'll have to spoil her even more. might as well be calling this little beast 'her majesty'."

and the cat will meow loudly and bump her head against tim's arm and tim and damian will look at each other like... no way. no was is that the name she'll respond to!! but it's too late. they can't give her any other name. she will only respond to 'her majesty'.

with her majesty in the manor with him and damian, the place will feel less and less lonely. damian's gonna get her a little harness and leash (and one of those cat backpacks and a baby sling) to safely allow her outside. it's going to be so cute <3

[smartylina]

Hm, still, she feels proud of him when he saved all the chickens and... the rest of animals? It was amazing!

Aww did he like it? Mayyybe she should give him a unicorn stuffed toy like that one for his next birthday, then... Not that Malina wants to spoil him or anything.

Maybe Malina hadn't agreed those too many times because she wasn't ready for marriage and wanted to find a valid answer of why in the world she has feelings for someone like him. But fair enough, well then, she'll put a new task at hand. Preparing a marriage proposal for Kuzco.

She did. She already knows that's one part of her Kuzco has liked ever since they met. She had to use it to her advantage. Malina also looks at his charming grin at her and lets him get close to her, making her lean unconsciously closer to him as well.

"Well, they say, they are overwhelming, just like your presence, aaand that they need to be polished, your people is leaving them dusty". She finishes with a laugh.

Oh right! totally he'd notice that. He's desperate for the council to give him the ok to marry her as a now... noble?

"It's that.. they didn't want to disturb your royal nap! They saw you were so comfortable on the ground". She replies but sighs at the fact she won't be able to change his mind as he probably still believes they'll come back. Probably one of these days, she might have to call Yzma and Kronk to disguise as the space people again.

"Ok, you have a point. Still, Imagine if you were there with those college students, you'll scare them for life!" She replies.

Yeah, but in doing so, he caused a drought! She's impressed they could survive that day. Only her their emperor is capable of doing such things.

To be honest, she's amazed he could handle 18 years of royal duties, despite what the rest of the peasants think or have thought before. At least the Empire had survived for this long. Kuzco's not that bad of an emperor.

Oooh that idea is interesting for next dates! She'd love to experience all royal stuff she'd have to handle when she becomes Empress forever.

ahem. She totally is not thinking about that possibility again.

"Ah hah! so YOU LIKED her- oh". Malina was about to start another argument out of jealousy until she listens to his next words. She can't help getting this paranoid or jealous! Kuzco is now a women magnet.

"What? are you sure you haven't asked others to be your Empress? Is it an offer available just for me or what?" She says, not fully believing him.

Well, if he could fill his tallyboard with many NOs from her, then yes. They must be more than a hundred. She has no excuse for that... no wait, she did... she had to study most of the time and had no time available to go out that often.

"Aww aren't you modest? It was my duty. If I hadn't studied you, my place as the head cheerleader would be in jeopardy". She looks at him flipping his hair. Huh, it looks good, wonder if it feels soft to the touch- em...

"I've never seen a luckier emperor in my life. You are truly something else, Kuzco".

Okay, in his defense-- that was Yzma's doing! Putting weird, un-Kuzco like thoughts in his head. Making him turn himself into a chicken, pff. . . . Oh, the locker thing? Huh. Beats him. It was a cute unicorn though. MAYBE Kuzco thinks he HAS asked her already the 3405943857 times he's casually mentioned her being his Empress and is just waiting for her to finally agree with him one of the times he does! . . . he didn't even think she would want a proper, actual proposal. She might have to be the one to do it after all! Huh. Oho, so she wanted him staring at her lips? Clever Malina is very clever! She was successful, Kuzco's eyes dart back down momentarily at her smile and then he's watching her clean her hands up with a grin of his own, and he scoots a little closer to her JUST because he can. "Oh, is that so? I wonder what else my loyal, adoring peasant subjects think about me or my many fabulous statues?" He didn't miss the 'former' part of that sentence-- nuh uh! "Yeah! Who do they think they are, anyways? They didn't even get to talk to me the first time!" She's convincing alright, and he's still convinced they came and more importantly, will be back! With even more gifts! That's why his Big Face drawing is still there. "Yeah, but Malina-- the chaos is what makes it fun! If those students didn't even flood a teachers basement, that place must have been more boring that the most boring place on Earth." He whines, rolling his eyes once again. So he tried to fill up a huge water balloon ONE TIME and it's like no one can forget about it. Whatever. Kuzco has no doubt in his MIND that she can handle it better, he's been doing it since he was old enough to understand how, but it's gotten so hum drum that it's basically second nature by now. He'd get a huge kick out of making her Empress for a day-- maybe that could even be their next 'date' of sorts, hm. . . . A little roleplaying never hurt anyone. "Moxie was cool, sure. . . " He can tell he's treading on thin ice, and he laughs a little awkwardly when he notices her annoyed scowl. Maybe paranoid Malina should just ask him! Not that he doesn't get all melty when she gets all jealous. "But contrary to popular belief; I don't go around asking just ANY hottie hot hottie to be my Empress." Even if she's turned me down . . . I don't even know how many times. It has to be in the hundreds by now-- "Heh, those ARE all my best qualities. Looks like someone's been paying attention to their Kuzcology homework.~ " He teases, flipping his hair over his shoulder. "The absolute luckiest, hands down.

[sweatandwoe]

Blog Recommendations

Hello all, I decided to post a fic (coming out later tonight) to celebrate 2k followers, but also I wanted to recommend some blogs, cause 1. This other creators are amazing and 2. I wanna see milestone work

These aren't in any particular order and I'll put a brief blurb beside each one just to explain what they're about

@ink-and-dagger Ya know her, ya love her. Seriously if you're not following Inky or reading Drink with me, fool of a took. I'm gonna be following Inky into the end so if you're here for the long-haul be prepared

@a-gal-with-taste Gal has so many works, that it's hard to pick a favorite. But right now we're getting Flawed, and you should def check that out

@chickenparm You enjoy bastard blorbos? A variety of content awaits you here, with John Seed, Spike Spiegel, and Silco. I'm gonna be following Chicken for life, and with her writing skills, she'll get you to fall for new blorbos everyday

@vasiktomis also has John Seed content, but also has Marcus and Silco from Arcane (Vida is an excellent OC as well I wanna marry her AND have her punch me in the face). An artist and an author, they're amazing and also some grade A shitposts

@simpfiles Simp's headcanons are fucking high tier. Like same grade as fics I've read, have me staring at the screen and making (good) noises. Also incredibly funny with good takes A+ you should follow

@designfailure56 Design I love you, and you need to change your name to Design Success. With amazing designs for not only Silco x Reader fics, but Solas from DA art along with amazing DnD Designs, you should follow Design for some good art

@pomegranatebat They're a wonderful, tough funny lil guy. Bringing joy and shitposts to life, they also have amazing painting and animation skills. You should follow (and commission) them

@zkyfall amazing art, amazing fics. Funny and super nice. I have notifications on for when they post because I know it's gonna be amazing

@x-amount-verbs Helping Hand is becoming one of those fics where I know I'm gonna re-read it years down the line. A+ writing, super funny and kind. (You should also follow their main @onewhoturns)

@aromansoul love love love you Sharky, giving us amazing boxer Silco and that amazing Silco and Jinx comic. Gonna be following Sharky forever (and you should be too)

@insult-2-injury one of the funniest people here, I will continue to love her even if she wears a jiaper with some jorts overtop. An incredible fic writer too, and please check out the masterlist you will not be disappointed

@lemmielem WORKS WAY TOO HARD GIVING US AMAZING STUFF. Lemmie you need a day off, and a nice drink and to be read all the Silco fics, while we follow you around and fan you (because we're your fans)

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@of-the-argonath I MISS YOU SHER. COME BACK. Writing incredible fics, such as a Dragon Arcane fic, and Love thy Neighbour, I am swooning and in love. Go read it

@kikorenart following for life. Kiko's art is beautiful, and your art with Silco is so inspiring, I got some stickers of it. Also creator of some of the most cursed art I've seen, love you <3

@lemonmancer another artist who needs to be fanned and adored. Drawing not juts Arcane, but Resident Evil too with the magento husband. Fanastic art, and also wrote some amazing x Reader fics

@six-feet-sleep fun fact, I didn't realize until like I went for a re-read Six wrote a fic I commented on and replied to me, long before I actually met her. An incredible author, one of the funniest authors I've ever seen, along with being an amazing artist

@mazikomo Not only one of the best fic headcanons or writers, with new fic In too Deep, but also one of the greatest bakers the world has ever seen. Really likes beans too, if you like em

@astudyincontrasts have you read penance yet? Cause me and Inky review the chapters each time one comes out. Personal lil bookclub, they also have amazing Viktor x Reader and some boxer!Silco fics!

@dad-dumpster The Daddiest with the largest dumpy. Art is A tier, I'm never gonna get over with how you draw Silco's hair, and now stuff with the DBD guys. I have so many emotions about it (all positive ones) go follow em

@arcanescribbles though their name is Arcanescribbles, I'm gonna be following even when the Arcane stuff stops. their artwork is beautiful and I know it's gonna be in art gallery one day

@thesaltybuns CREATING SO MUCH ART FOR US! o7 thank you for your service, and letting us view all of your art. It's amazing and I'm lucky to know you Buns! <3 <3 (you can also see @thespicybuns for some other artwork hehehehehehe)

This is getting pretty long so I'm gonna list some other accounts if you like Silco stuff here below, you should follow them for the good good content (also they all seem very nice!)

@purpurniymstitel @ashc-drawing-art-corner @cuckconnosieur @deny-the-issue @steponmesilco @vinciwolf @silcobussy @tsukioreo @heydeerie @fic-heaven @witchypandamonium @sunofzaun @itstracker @ironandglass @lilli-chae @shahs1221 @agoutighost @dust-of-starsandlittle-hopes @silcoitus @perfectlywingedcrusade @flower-of-zaun @whooooshhhhhh