#and should just give up made me SO ANGRY and still does like wtf who says that in WRITING

[quodekash]

I didnt get enough sleep last night but its not my fault qtoey fuckin kissed

hes literally the most babygirl in this entire show

HIM FRANTICALLY CLEANING UP I LOVE HIM SM

I love this more than I can ever possibly describe

it's so silly

so goofy

HES SO GOOFY

they should kiss again I think

babes your voice just got three octaves higher, do better at lying next time

who the FUCK is this guy and why is he being introduced in episode 7 of 16 (apparently 16??? it's wild that this show is supposed to be 16 episodes long (according to mdl?) cos we're not even halfway through the show and 2 out of 4 of the main couples have officially kissed, and 1 is officially together. which is insane when you think about how msp is 12 episodes long and tinngun didnt properly kiss til thE END OF THE LAST FUCKING EPISODE)

(no im never getting over this, they COULD have counted 67 FUCKING TIMES throughout the show and they fucking DIDNT)

anyway this guy is probably gonna be a main part of the drama that's gonna go down in order to keep this show long enough 😭

why cant we just keep the light and fluffy show as it is and keep spreading joy and dopamine straight to my bones

two adorable little munchkins standing next to each other

theyre my sons

THAT LITTLE GIGGLE I CANT

whAT rEAlLY???

he asked if he could hit on you, then asked if he could KISS you, AND THEN YALL FUCKIN MADE OUT IN A HAUNTED HOUSE

AND THEN WHEN YOU SAW HIM TODAY, HE MADE SILLY KISSY LIPS AT YOU

so I suggest you all give up on this "plan", and change to this real plan: march up to him, ask him out, plant a kiss on his cheek, take your fuckin artist easels and canvases to a fuckin beach at sunset, paint and make out

oml pun's an astrology girlie

HOLY FUCK ITS HAPPENING

what the fuck no why does it look like its gonna get angsty, I cant do this :(

dont make me watch toey sob, I dont want that, I want them to make out again :((

im so confused dude why is he so angry

I genuinely dont get it

I mean im watching at 2x speed so I can get through this quickly so I might've missed some dialogue somewhere or smth, but still

why's he angry

idk why he's angry but I do know one thing: satang is too fucking good at portraying anguish

im too tired to process words so im not entirely sure what he means but I think it sounds poetic so we're gonna go with that

(ahem) THATS SO BEAUTIFUL WTF

WHAT THE FUCK

brb just gonna rip my fucking SOUL out

"its like im sitting in a vast grassy field with a gentle breeze under a bright sky" OKAY WTF ARE THE GMM WRITERS READING MY TUMBLR POSTS OR SMTH

THATS LITERALLY HOW I DESCRIBED THE WAY WIN PROBABLY FEELS ABOUT SOUND

its why his heart doesnt beat fast for sound, he just doesnt have that kind of crush, its more of a relaxing crush, like a gentle breeze

ill fucking find the post if I can

I literally wrote an extended metaphor poem combined with a fic about it

what the fuck dude

if they're watching my posts then why havent they given us my satang and perth siblings agenda yet

and where is the markford series

gmm I know you're looking at this, answer my fucking questions guys

I LOVE THEIR FRIEND GROUP SO FUCKING MUCH DUDE

they all just make me so happy 😭😭😭

okay but he didnt know you were milk frappe boy when hE FUCKING MADE OUT WITH YOU IN A HAUNTED HOUSE

theyre holdin hansssss

is what I think and want to happen about to happen

that wasnt grammar but its fine

THEYF CYKING END IT THERE??

BUT HES ALL PUCKERED UP

HES READY

ALSO THEYRE IN A SCHOOL HALLWAY AND IT WOULD BE REALLY FUNNY

WTF

I HAVE TO WAIT A FUCKING WEEK TO FEEL JOY????

COME ON MAN

oh fuck yes next week theyre goi g to a volunteer camp

volunteer camp episodes are always comfort episodes so thjis is gonna be GOOD

PUN DID IT BC HE WANTS QTOEY TO SPEND TIME TOGETHER??? BRO HE'STHE WINGMAN OF ALL TIME

well anyway I just wanna see qtoey kiss again :(

ill rewatch that one scene in the meantime

buhbye for now my friends, see yous next week

[allylikethecat]

omg??? the teacher thing thats so mean 😭 good to know you took it as a champ and the fact you kept it AND printed it is so funny

She was actually the worst person I ever met omfg it's been twelve years and I'm still bitter about it 😂 I am never getting rid of that email. Sometimes I pull it out and am like "maybe I was exaggerating" but nope, it really says all that in black and white text sent to my gmail in 2012. It's so crazy to me that a TEACHER would put something like that in writing. She also said I was beyond help, like gee thanks. Way to you know, teach. I am SO OPEN to CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM and feedback that I can use to better myself, but telling me you've given up on me isn't exactly helpful. She was also the sole reason I wasn't allowed to take AP English in high school, she refused to sign the form to let me enroll.

One time, she took points off of my The Great Gatsby reading quiz because one of the questions was "What color is Gatsby's car" and I said yellow and she marked me wrong and said it was BEIGE because it was supposed to represent A PENIS and MASCULINITY so my happy ass went and FOUND THE PASSAGE IN THE BOOK where it EXPLICITLY SAYS Gatsby's car is YELLOW and SHOWED HER and she then told me I was being disrespectful for questioning her... Nothing fuels a person like spite does and I dream of one day publishing something and then mailing her a copy 🤣

I hope you are having a wonderful Tuesday and that you have a great rest of your week!

❤️Ally

[milaeth]

୨୧┊ 𝐈𝐈. 𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐅𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐍𝐃𝐒. ( charles leclerc )

ꖛ ─ you’re reading part two ∿ part one ∿ part three

✧.* pairings ─ charles leclerc x fem! singer! reader

✧.* genre ─ social media au ⨾ fluff & chaotic

✧.* summary ─ in which your best friend George gets fed up with watching you and Charles secretly yearn for each other while claiming to be just friends. so, when you lose a bet to George, he takes control of your social media accounts for 24 hours, using the opportunity to help you make a move on your crush.

✧.* face claim ─ suki waterhouse

✧.* warnings ─ some suggestive jokes, other than that this is just as chaotic as the first part

✧.* mily’s thoughts ─ part three is coming soon! hope you enjoy mwah <3

˗ˏ ➶ IMESSAGE ➜ w/ charles <3 . ✧ ˚

y/n: hey charles i really don’t want to be a bother but i quickly wanted to apologize for the insta post that was made about us a few hours ago!

charles <3: Hey, don’t worry, you’re not a bother! :) And I don’t really care about the post.

y/n: wait

y/n: you don’t care?

charles <3: Nope, I thought the whole flirting thing (the comments etc) was just a joke between friends, yk. At first I was a little confused, to be honest, since we don't usually joke like that, but I figured it was just the way you interact with people you feel more comfortable with!

[ seen 1:29pm ]

˗ˏ ➶ IMESSAGE ➜ w/ princess george . ✧ ˚

y/n: i’m so scared

princess george: WHAT DID HE SAY

y/n: he thinks it was a flirty joke between friends

princess george: HUH? So I did all that painfully obvious flirting for nothing💀

y/n: AHA

y/n: SO YOU DID DO ALL THESE THINGS TO GET ME TO CONFESS TO CHARLES.

princess george: Someone had to do it! I'm sick of watching you guys literally be in love with the other and still claim to be "just friends" 🤓

y/n:🧍‍♀️

y/n: that isn’t the point now

y/n: the point is WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY

princess george: YOU HAVENT REPLY YET??

y/n: NO I LEFT HIM ON READ BC I PANICKED IDK

princess george: i'm going to have to call carmen to give you some girly advice if you don't start getting bold💀

y/n: OKAYOKAY BUT WHAT SHOULD I SAY

y/n: HURRY UP HES BEEN ON SEEN FOR FIVE MINUTES NOW

princess george: IDK ASK GOOGLE

y/n: GEORGE WTF

princess george: DONT ‘GEORGE WTF’ ME! YOU KNOW I DONT WORK WELL UNDER PEER PRESSURE

y/n: you’re a racing driver💀

princess george: your point?

[ seen 1:37pm ]

princess george: hello???

[ seen 1:38pm ]

y/n: I ASKED GOOGLE LIKE YOU TOLD ME TO AND THEY DIDNT DO SHIT

y/n: they had the audacity to correct me too

princess george: 💀💀

[ seen 1:40pm ]

˗ˏ ➶ IMESSAGE ➜ w/ charles <3 . ✧ ˚

y/n: you think it was a joke?

charles <3: Well yeah

charles <3 I mean

charles <3: It couldn’t have been anything more

y/n: what if it was tho?

y/n: hypothetical ofc!!!!

charles <3: Well I honestly don’t know

charles <3: If we are speaking hypothetically, I think I would be flattered.

y/n: and if we aren’t speaking hypothetically?

charles <3: Then I would probably still feel flattered.

charles <3: Y/n? Hello?

y/n: SORRY MY PHONE FELL DOWN

charles <3: LMAO

charles <3: Does that mean those flirty jokes weren’t just jokes?

y/n: well.. to me, they’re not jokes, but i’m not the one who made them. i wasn’t supposed to tell you yet but i’m getting sick of george so idc

y/n: i lost a bet to him and had to hand over my main social media accounts for 24 hours, meaning all the comments/posts you saw from my main accounts were made by george😭

charles <3: That explains why I saw your private accounts constantly fight with your main accounts in random comment sections💀

y/n: yeah he was really messing with me

y/n: i’ve gotten lots of angry mails from my pr team

charles <3: I can imagine😭 It's only fair that you get back at him.

y/n: oh absolutely.

charles <3: Can I ask a question though?

y/n: sure!

charles <3: Is your newest single actually about me?

y/n: yes it is. i’m sorry you have to find out like this but i really like you, like a lot. i’ve liked you for a while now but i was too scared to talk to you about it because i thought you don’t feel the same.

charles <3: That’s not true

charles <3: I actually do feel the same, and I literally had the same dilemma!

y/n: WHAT

y/n: YOU ALSO LIKE ME??

charles <3: YES!! I really like you :)

y/n: SINCE WHEN

charles <3: Probably since the day I first met you

y/n: no way i thought you hated me back then💀

charles <3: No don’t worry I didn’t😭 My brother Arthur said I always have this certain look to myself when I meet new people. He said I tend to look a little “off” when I’m overwhelmed, so that was probably it lol

y/n: oh yeah, george said the same about you

charles <3: Aha very nice of him💀

charles <3: Btw I don’t want to make you uncomfortable by asking this, but what are we now? I’m just a little confused

y/n: how about we take it slow and start going on little dates? like trying this whole thing out and seeing if we can actually be more than friends.

charles <3: I had the same in mind :)

charles <3: And George still has control over your main accounts?

y/n: yep for the next 2-3 hours :’)

charles <3: alright, ready to get back at him?

y/n: ABSOLUTELY

[ seen 1:59pm ]

˗ˏ ➶ IMESSAGE ➜ w/ princess george . ✧ ˚

princess george: Y/N DID HE REPLY YET?

[ sent 1:43pm ]

princess george: Y/N?

princess charles: HELLOOOO

[ sent 1:44pm ]

princess george: CMON I CAN SEE YOURE ONLINE

[ sent 1:46pm ]

princess george: DONT BE SO CRUEL

princess george: PLEASEEE

princess george: I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SAID

[ sent 1:50pm ]

princess george: UGH fine

princess george: Guess my finger slipped again🙄🙄🙄

[ sent 1:55pm ]

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user375 HELP ME WHAT

user121 girl you gotta stop being horny on the internet😭

georgerussell63 Oh. My. God.😲😲 Y/n this isn’t your private account

user54 you’re acting very sus there mate

user488 well someone needs to get laid💀

user224 simp of the day🫵

pierregasly i can’t watch this

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user308 cowboy charles😍😍

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carlos55sainz I’m so confused

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urusername_alt🔒 wait- fr?🤭🤭

landonorris pause. stop right there.

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zendaya stunning as always✨

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user965 mother is mothering🧎‍♀️🧎‍♀️

user233 does a stronger word than mother exist??

user355 @/charlesleclerc you better wife her up before i do

user212 there’s no way they’re actually together, now that she revealed that george was behind all those comments/posts

user593 i was NOT prepared

charles_leclerc come to monaco, we miss you

landonorris who’s we

yourusername @/landonorris stfu you salty bitch, you’re just jealous i didn’t visit you last year💀

charles_leclerc just added to their story !

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[panics-side-blog]

Shattered glass Shockwave headcanons

So today i read someone being upset that all the sg headcanons they see about shockwave isn't really good and they wanted to see some more input from others, i forgot who they where nor what the blog is called but i decided to give my own two cents in this form. Shout-out to this person this post is for you and i hope you can enjoy it

👾Still a scientist and looked up too for his amazing inventions but he isn't the same infamy then his counter part.

👾Mainly because he is messy and disorganized/not being able to set priority's because he doesn't understand what is a priority and what not since all of it is important for him.

👾 He also refused to do stuff if he sees the invention being used to harm others or if the negatives are too damaging in his opinion. The safety for others are his priority and his invention is just for the people in need.

👾Very autistic (his counterpart too but he is somewhere else on the spectrum). The type of autistic that, instead of having flat effect/ a monotone voice, has it going all over the place. It being very expressive and more loud then calm and quiet. Which also can come off as not so great because people still interpretate it wrong a lot of times. Thinking he is angry because his voice has a lot of intensity that is meant to show his happiness and eagerness to help or what also happens is that they think he is sarcastic because his voice tone goes up and down a lot essentially having a voice; LiKe hOw yoU WouLD ReAd ThIs OuT.(happens the most when he indulgence in his special interest).

👾A lot of his intellect comes from him being emotionally very smart. Like he knows exactly what your feeling and why and can help you with this exact problem and comfort you just right, making you feel like the world could end but everything's is alright as long as he has you in his arms, telling you sweet and encouraging words that hit just right.

👾But ironically (or better said autistically) he has problems to express his feelings in words. He doesn't seem to find the right once or can't read his own emotional right because their all over the place/just ????? (I hope you get what i mean, other autistic people who know that feeling give me a yippe in the comments/hj)

👾Will explode if he can't stim. Which also paired with when he info dumps it can be very intense. His voice gets loud and booming not being able to tell that it just does it's thing and he either walks up and down or rocks back and forth very intensely. He once feel back from a chair because he broke the backrest due to his stims. But he laughed about it and thought it was funny.

👾LOVES humans, most of his info dumps is about humans. A lot of inventions are for humans (also the reason why he isn't seen as much as a great scientist because like 60/70% of his stuff are ment for humans. And the Cybertronians just think "wtf are we suppose to do with this".) He has to be thoroughly convinced to not spend the next cycles to build some sort of stuff for humans. It can be really hard to do so. Not just for the one who tries to convince him but also for shockwave because it makes him sad that he can't spend more time with it :((. (It's also a high chance he will half ass his Projekt if no one checks in often enough or give him some sort of reward to motivate and show him it's not a wasted of time). But once you pull out the *insert Bot who struggles because of a thing out of their control and needs support for it* he is convinced. The other projects are much harder to convince for,their is going to be a hour long conversation with a really well made PowerPoint presentation that was made by a group to show him why he should do it.

👾 Beside that all of his project are ethical, his moral and justice compass is STRONG. Like STRONG STRONG. He would rather die then do something immoral that could hurt someone. It's just not logical for him to hurt others.

👾His work also besides helping humans, mostly focuses on Cybertronian health instead of war inventions. Be it support for disabled Mechs or the once who have mental health issues or just figuring out how you can get rid of a common cold the fastest and easiest. He generally focuses a lot on health and super for other's.

👾is very cheerful in general always here to build you up and share his love and passion with others.

👾Can also get overwhelmed by a lot of work very easy so he needs support on that with people he trusts the most.

👾Originally wanted to work as a Psychologist or sociologists but due to the war making his plans very messy he realizes right now the Mechs who lost it all needed inventions to help them out. He still pursues his original plan and already is called the "psychologist friend/Psychologist that has an invisible degree" because he knows so much about it.

[notahungryjoke]

Hun_groupchat talks

Alias the one, where Milos breaks Captain Domi's infamous skull necklace.

milos: i have to tell you something

ddibusz: I already don’t like this. 

milos: :’((( 

milos: but promise to not get mad

szancso: Oh, Lord, help us all!

milos: i may have, sort of, accidentally, broke the csk’s skull necklace

séfi: oh.

séfi: lol.

séfi: you are so dead.

séfi: like so dead. 

sallai_roli: How did you even do that? 

callumstyles: No, the question we should be asking is why did you even have that in the first place?

milos: Barni dared me to steal it 

séfi: lmao 

ddibusz: @vargabarna You are a grown man, why the hell are you playing dares to a kid?

vargabarna: it was supposed to be just a joke!!

vargabarna: then Milos dropped it

vargabarna: how was i supposed to know he would drop it??

ddibusz: Because you are the adult in the situation. You are supposed to be responsible! Mentoring him, guiding him, not daring him to steal his captain’s necklace!

adamartin: send picture. maybe we fix 

milos: *picture sent*

sallai_roli: Yeah, there is no fixing that!

milos: fuckkk:(((

milos: now what

callumstyles: Pray?

ddibusz: Milos, It’s time to face the consequences of your actions. It will be alright, just be honest and say you sorry.

vargabarna: sorry? lol, good one, kid was laughing like a madman like 10 mins ago

milos: bc im literally stressed!!

séfi: i can take you casket shopping. we will find you a nice, comfortable one. 

szancso: Stop freaking him out! He’s just a kid, he made a mistake, so what? We all make mistakes, it’s not that big of a deal. We just have to move on, you can't bottle up emotions like that, that will just put so much unnecessary stress on a young player, like Milos!

ddibusz: …

ddibusz: Is this still about the own goal against Serbia?

ddibusz: Because I am telling you, I am not mad. No one is. 

willi: Ja, it’s okay. Told you. 

szancso: Sigh, no, I was just talking some sense into Milos.

ddibusz: Sure. But still. It’s ok. We won anyway. Happens to the best of us. 

willi: Ja. 

szancso: Thanks guys. <3 You are the best.

ddibusz: <3

willi: <3

milos: uhmm sorry, can we get back to ME and how im literally going to DIE?!??!?!

sallai_roli: Just tell him. Say you sorry, that it was an accident. He’s not going to kill you.

kevinute: and if he does get angry and want to kill you, you can always just blame it all on @vargabarna

vargabarna: one day, bro, i will end you. 

kevinute: yeah, like how you ended your career when you signed for fradi? 

ddibusz: That was not nice.

séfi: no, but, it was fucking hilarious.

milos: ?!?!??!?!? im literally crying and throwing up, what do i do

sallai_roli: Tell. Him. 

szancso: Just go speak to him. If it doesn’t work out you can always hide in my room. I’m taller than Dominik anyway. 

milos: <3333333333333333333 szancso

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captaindomi: who the fuck broke my necklace?!

séfi: xdddddddddddddddddd.

sallai_roli: He didn’t tell you?! But it has been hours!

captaindomi: who?! bro, i was on the phone, then had to do press, i just got back like 15 minutes ago, and saw my FAV necklace broken, like wtf?!

sallai_roli: Oh, fuck me. 

callumstyles: fuck me, indeed.

sallai_roli: What?

callumstyles: what

captaindomi: so… who was it?

adamartin: the kid. 

captaindomi: elaborate??

adamartin: young. 

kevin_ute: i swear bro, its like you are trying to talk to a rock

vargabarna: why do you have to be such an asshole all the time??

kevin_ute: im not being an asshole, im being REAL, keep up old man.

ddibusz: He’s not even that old!

willi: Ja. Not old.

kevin_ute: well, he is older than ME

captaindomi: I DONT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK HOW OLD IS VARGA, WHO BROKE MY NECKLACE?!

baloghboti: Hello! Sorry to interrupt, I just wanted to say, that when Martin said “the kid” he didn’t mean me, because I didn’t do it. I swear, I was talking with Mr.Rossi about my time in Italy. You can ask him.

captaindomi: I know that it wasn’t you, don’t worry! <3

baloghboti: Thanks kapi! <3

captaindomi: ok, so looks like nobody will tell me

captaindomi: so, i will have to summon the big guns. 

captaindomi: @séfi, who was it?

séfi: why are you asking me, like you don’t already know it lol.

séfi: we all know who “the kid” is. obviously, the youngest one in the squad. go take a guess who that is.anyway.

milos: snitch:’(((((((((((

captaindomi: MILOS

callumstyles: Wow, he did actually snitch.

sallai_roli: It’s not actually snitching, because Domi summoned him and Séfi has a free pass.

callumstlyes: What, why?

adamartin: Neuer

kevin_ute: seriously, we all are just going to pretend that Ádám does not communicate like a caveman?

vargabarna: yeah, just like we all pretend you are not a little bitch

ddibusz: Enough!

gula: Who’s yelling in the corridor? It’s nearly eleven in the night, some of us are trying to sleep!

adammartin: the kid

gula: Why?

adammartin: fight

gula: Ok, thanks. 

kevin_ute: this is NOT normal

[faerielovesanime]

Banana scandal got me so mad im loggin onto tumblr to rant....

First of all, the author fully bullying taehwan after giving him all this childhood trauma and end up with severe abandonment issues??? WAS THE ENDING.

Taehwan was sexually assaulted by Mike his guardian while being the token immigrant eldest child forced to survive in a foreign place alone with no one to turn to at a young age. THIS onto of the racism, isolation, and bullying he received throughout his childhood. He strived hard to be the nurturing older brother, got good grades internships, the unproblematic child, and mr.popular. He kept majority of his relationships at arms lank to not get hurt by anyone nor to disappoint anyone.

The next time he was assaulted was by Yeonwu. Kissing someone unconscious WOULD FREAK ANYONE OUT. If a friend did that to me in high school regardless of sexuality or gender I WOULD CURSE THEM OUT. seeing as yeonwu and taehwan were friends for years and end up in same college your telling me the only time they could genuinely talk was that night??? And taehwan wasn't even initially upset when talking to yeonwu again he was being his usual politely conditioned self. He only became sadistic when yeonwu (idc who the fuck gets drunk off 1 beer??? It's like 12% alcohol fucking hate these story lines) jumps him. Then he remembers their last encounter where he was jumped as well. Like wouldn't that piss any normal person off but because taehwan liked him he started the start of bdsm relation. Yeonwu was down bad im sorry yall he woulda sucked his dick regardless drunk on 12% alcohol, sober, fever induced, possessed by a demon whatever plot device it was he was gonna eat him if taehwan dropped it out...

The bdsm relationship was seen as bad??? Whatever they didnt really talk it out properly with safe words and such but the author made it seem like it was all bad when all of the toys were yeonwu's and taehwan was just actually making him use them. Taehwan didn't even know how to use them so why was this all put on him being sadistic when yeonwu willingly went to him everytime?? Of course taehwan felt superior they were doing a S and M play wtf??? And outside of the bdsm they were getting to know each other again...they were only fuck buddies for like what 2 months acting like it was 2 years and taehwans feelings were slowly developing over that short 2 month period.

Yeonwu actually not liking bdsm play??? Just like him dating random men he didn't even like on the app??? He came from taehwan stepping on him??? I'm confused on what yeonwu actually likes cuz what. His self esteem issues and religious parents upbringing were all valid but I think he laid the blame on taehwan way too thick.

Taehwan reenacting the high school kiss to saying he should have responded with kissing him back and yeonwu going along with it made me sick. The scene was cute but yeonwu still dumped him after lol

Taewhan still sleeps with the light on. Wakes up in a terror if he actually goes to sleep cuz he has fucking sleep paralysis from being assualted in his sleep. Wakes up angry and swinging is not funny or normal...his roommate knowing this and think he's desperate to be around people all the time instead of popular. No one knows the real taehwan cuz he's still scared to let people in besides Emma a side character who lives far away and barely confides in.

The professor at his school just being there and not being addressed??? While taehwan did everything to bring yeonwu's stalker and assaulter to justice. Only yeonwu gets relief while taehwan's assaulter living it up as a professor wtf is this? Taehwan beating that guys ass, trying to find a solution GENUINELY for yeonwu and gets put down by yeonwu so he reacts in the way there relationship is built on and tries to sleep with him yeonwu tells him to fuck off he does and they cool the relationship, later he does all this research to find his attacker after another incident and just leaves the info for yeonwu to do with as he pleases. No one does that for taehwan he's doing what no one did for him.

They really shouldn't have shown me taehwans point of view of wallowing and craving any type of attention. The man was literally screaming help for like 20 chapters with no answer. Still unanswered cuz he's more dependent on yeonwu then ever.

Idk my rant is all over the place but I'm just saying taehwan didn't deserve to be abandoned for 2.5 years like it's cool whatever if you wanna break up for a bit and establish an actual relationship. Idk how tf yeonwu got Conditioned in a 2month bdsm relationship he all of a sudden hated but go off I guess.

[thatpunkmaximoff]

[Book Two of…]

Story: 3 out of 5 Smut: 2.5 out of 5

I can’t believe it took me so long to finish this book. After flying through Hooked, I expected the same to happen for this one, but I just couldn’t get into it.

Don’t get me wrong, Emily has such a wonderful way of telling a story, but I guess the royalty one just wasn’t for me.

Tristan (Scar) is everything in this book! I thought it was gonna take a while for me to like him, but damn… Michael (Mufasa) was just the worst. You’ll be rooting for Tristan from the very beginning.

As for Sara… I normally like the FMC right away, but she rubbed me the wrong way and it took forever to even remotely like her. Like I know she’s angry and wants revenge, but the entitled attitude was a no for me. Fortunately, everything worked out in the end.

Other characters will pull you in- Simon (Simba) is just the cutest- and others will have you wanting to punch them. Not all of them are who they seem to be. Seriously, I was left gasping because of who turned out good and who turned out bad.

* So far, what I’m getting is Tristan = Scar, Michael = Mufasa, Xander = Zazu..

* Lmao. Tristan really wiped beneath his mother’s eye to prove she wasn’t crying and called her out. Damn 😂

* “Long live the king” — That gave me chills.

* Faasa family. Ahh, I get it lol. But dang, they want revenge on the royal family..? This is going to be good.

* Is uncle Raf a modern Rafiki? If so, what happened to being the all-wise neutral party? lol.

* “I’m no one’s queen. I’m just the one who will burn the crown.”

* Oohhh. Is Simon (Simba) a- I hate this word, but it is what it is- a bastard that everyone pretends to not know is the new king’s child?

* And so Sara meets Tristan 😏 Sort of. I wonder how this is going to go down since she’s supposed to be married to Michael 👀

* Holy shit. Sara’s first night and a severed head is tossed at the feet of Michael. And she came with a warning from the Rebel King. Interesting…

* … and Sara’s just rubbed me the wrong way. I know she has ulterior motives, but pulling the “I am to be you queen, give me respect” just made me lose respect for her 😂

* Long live the rebel king!

* “I prefer you this way. On your knees, chest heaving, and face flushed while you stare up at your betters. Let this be a lesson, little doe. Don’t forget your place.” // “And where is that?” // “Trembling at my feet.” — yassss! lol.

* I am Team Tristan 100% 😏 Fuck Xander! I’m glad he got knocked down a couple of pegs.

* Tristan and his apparent nephew Simon are so cute 😩

* Poor Antony is about to meet his doom 😂

* Oh shit. Michael is hallucinating his dead father? Tristan is going to spin the “mad king” bit and sway people from supporting him.

* Someone needs to slap Marisol back into her place and FIND SHEINA!

* I just realized that Timothy and Paul are the human version of Timon and Pumba lol. Right?

* Oh fuck. Tristan’s trusted spy brought Sheina to the one place the rebels gather to fuck her..? wtf.

* Goddamn. Tristan is very displeased. I can’t- I can’t even write the words he said! Holy shit.

* I am not a fan of Sara finding out the castle’s secrets when she still wants to kill Tristan. I don’t trust this hoe!

* So wax play gets Sara going…

* “So you’re a witch on top of being my brother’s whore?” — goddamn 😂

* lol Edward’s punishment. I almost forgot Tristan was pissed at him.

* Oohhhh. Did she finally realize that Simon is Michael’s bastard kid?

* And Uncle Raf is here? Everyone’s just a major cockblock.

* I don’t trust uncle Raf. Or Xander. Something is up.

* My little liar… that’s what he’s been calling her this entire time 😂

* Holy shit. They’re fondling each other under the table with Michael right next to them. And someone poisoned the cousin?! And it wasn’t Tristan..? 👀

* Oh. Sara poisoned him 😂

* She should have slit that creepy bastard’s throat when she had the chance.

* Thank you, Tristan, for making him suffer. You’re a real one.

* Fuckkkk. The story of how Tristan got his scar..? Yeah, fuck Michael. He needs to die asap.

* He didn’t let her cum. What a dick 😂

* I knew something was fishy with Raf. Now he’s pinning Sara’s father’s death on the rebel king? On Tristan?! Why do I get the feeling that isn’t the truth either?

* He’s playing his brother like a fucking fiddle lmao.

* Damn. I like Sara finally standing up for herself to Marisol and Ophelia. But…

* …now Timothy’s dead because she didn’t listen. Although what are the rebels after? I doubt Tristan told them to do that unless they’re starting to not have faith in their rebel king.

* Knew someone went against his orders. But who and why?

* Oh shit. She let him fuck her 😬

* And now she knows he’s the rebel king. Let the shitshow begin.

* Fuck. Michael killed their father? And Xander and their mother nudged him the direction? wtf.

* “I am nothing if I’m not yours. So do it. Kill me, Sara. Put me out of this constant purgatory of needing you without having you.”

* … and she couldn’t do it. She couldn’t kill me. Was the dick really that good? 😂

* Shit’s gonna hit the fan! Tristan told her he didn’t kill her father and her uncle plans to use her as scapegoat so he can take the crown. For fuck’s sake.

* Oh Simon. You would ask Tristan to be your dad and break my heart in the process.

* Ophelia, you traitorous cunt! I can’t believe you snitched on Tristan and Sara. I hope they kill you.

* Marisol is a rebel!? What is going on?!?!

* Holy shit. He crowned Simon as king seven years later 😨

[maladaptvs]

maladaptvs watto breakdown 🫡

(long rant, a dash of venting) (whoops)

i CAN’T hate mark watson - not in a, “oh but he ___,” “but he’s so nice,” “but he does ___ for people,” “but-anything” way. i can’t stand that sort of talk. i can’t hate mark watson because my mental health can’t TAKE IT.

because if i hate mark watson and if i believe for a second (and i have already believed for many seconds) that al and tim KNEW, um. i. UM. BYE ?? like bye ???? goodbye ?????????

idk i’ll process maybe i’ll hear that they (mark and emily) hated each other the whole time and i’ll feel better (but they didn’t. so.)

and if this was like oh whoops one time i cheated :\ honestly ? i’m not affected (as much) like wow that sucks that’s awful but you might feel bad now and you might understand so maybe it’ll be okay ! maybe you’re just human and you live now with that regret xo

you- you can’t ?? three years ????? i’m so upset this should be on my vent account but it IS and it’s not HELPING. how do you have an affair for three years without your friends knowing. how do you have a child with you wife and continue. and why??? like ? w h y.

gonna say something definitely controversial but in my midst of “this is what my father did, why is this man my father, why would he do this, how am i meant to feel about it,” etc. a thought i had was. this is selfish of him to say. and for many reasons that’s wrong. but for another, yeah. it is. cause people love you. and people send you dm’s when they’re suicidal because you’ve offered that. and you wrote a book that made me feel better about wanting to die since i was eight. you’re meant to be a feminist and an ally. and now it’s all. ugh. it feels a lot like a betrayal, and i’ll say again, it’s hugely because he gave me hope for men and relationships with them. and now it’s like. no. that’s just the same. he’s just the same. and it feels a lot like everything he’s said for a long time is bs. if mark watson can do that to someone wtf am i supposed to think about everyone else??

+ ALSO ? maybe this isn’t true maybe i haven’t thought about it long enough but right now i think honestly i would be MUCH less upset if it was ALEX. just because. mark is. really important to me. as just. idk a figure. of serotonin. and is someone i relate to so fucking much. and is someone who has been valuable to me in terms of coping with Being Alive and Having Experiences. and once more i will say a beacon of hope for cis men everywhere. guess not, guess not.

if she weren’t even pregnant i’d be less upset. you can’t watch someone go through that and keep fucking cheating on them.

+ another thoughts update now that i can think, it’s selfish because he’s sharing the burden of his guilt.

you could’ve sat with that forever and dealt with it yourself but instead what he’s done is toss it out into the world and disconnect himself from the reality of it. you could say he’s “holding himself accountable,” and i say no! no he’s not. i know - i know - what it means to give the blame away and i know the relief in telling people, because now it’s on their mind, and out of mine. holding himself - anyone’s self accountable is NOT sharing what you’ve done with the world. not only because it’s just a way of escaping blame as it eats away at you, but because, um ?? hello ???? you also told the world what you did to your wife! because believe it or not, there’s more than one person in this equation!

and - and i’m tearing up again here i go - what i’m even MORE fucked up by ? HIS FUCKING KIDS. the world knows your dad had an affair WHILE YOU WERE BORN. WHILE YOU WERE MADE. the world knows his child was 1, a fluke, and probably a regret. and 2, something born to a loveless marriage and an absolute betrayal <3

fuck that shit

fuck it fuck him maybe i can’t think straight

just fucking angry

don’t even care if you didn’t love your fucking wife, although i care immensely about the fact you WERE STILL FUCKING HER and DIDNT STOP CHEATING WHILE SHE WAS PREGNANT, i care THE MOST about your KIDS. i am that kid !!! it’s awful !!!!!!!!! everyone in my family is a cheating alcoholic!!!!! mark is a cheating alcoholic !!!!!!!!! i identified, unbeknownst to me, with a cheating alcoholic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

+ alSO. i stay away from idolizing real people FOR THIS FUCKING REASON. but “they’re safe! they’re good!” SIKE. betrayal 👎

+ HA. HA. HA HA HA. HA.

i’m buying the bastards book so he can explain his damn self (because FUCK he’s important to me and i hate this). and again i cannot. i just. all his friends ?? does he realize he’s jeopardized all of their reputations???

mark you’ve jeopardized all your friends (and book reviewers) reputations <3 i hate you for it <3 never ever make me question tim again <3 (i’m comforted now by something that used to upset me: marks ostracized relationship with alex and tim. that makes sense now, why you’re the extra friend.) (xo)

+ “if mark watson can do that, every man will do that and no one will ever love me enough to not do that” yeah so um my heart is broken ? he broke it ?

+ what am i supposed to ?? how am i supposed to comfort myself if my comfort media is the source of my dysregulated emotions ??? wtf <3

+ i had big issues with mark after seeing him on richard herrings (don’t like him either) LSTP. he talks a lot about porn and a bit about cheating on a spouse with a robot ? i won’t watch it again to quote anything but that was. bad.

it made me happy to see tim avoiding this behavior while on LSTP a couple times. (i seem to think richard lures people into behaving like shit around him)

+ i still feel awful. luckily for the internet i’m keeping it all here. i feel so fucking sick about tim and alex. three years mark did that to his wife. while still fucking her. and while she was pregnant. and they’re all friends. and i feel sick.

+ maybe i need to look at his face again and try to uhhhhhh simply forget about it

[hazbinextgeneration]

Hazbin Worlds Collide Ch13

(Mako beongs to her. Gem-Stone, Dexter, and Maizy are mine. Husk beongs to Vivziepop.)

Completely bewildered, the she-wolf just stood there.....until someone came up behind her. "Gem-Stone?" She yelped and spun around with a growl. Raising a paw to punch. "Not the glasses!," someone shouted, raising his arms over his face. She paused.".......Dex. Wtf?" Her brother slowly lowered his arms to look at her. "For f--ks sake, Gemmy! Give me a warning why don't you." "Hey! You'd do that too, if you had a run in with that mutt." ".......You mean Mako?" She nodded. "Did he hurt you?" She waved a hand. "Nah. Just wanted ta talk about our mom." "What does Mother have to do with any of this?" "I dunno. Something about our moms being different." "That's understandable."

She gave him a look like he suddenly grew two heads. "Are you serious?! Why are you taking his side?!" He just gave her a dead pan look. " You HAVE to remember, Gem-Stone. These people are from a different dimension. I think it's safe to say that their world's version of our parents are different." She crossed her arms. "Really? Like how?" "Mother almost made the decision of giving me up for adoption. Maybe their version did that with him, and if all the other things he told you were true....then he has a right to be angry." "......Yeah, well, he should know that OUR mom's NOT HIS mom." He sighed before shaking his head. "He DOES. That's why he told you. Wild-Card talked to him some time ago." "......He did what?" "*sigh* You heard me. They had an understanding." "Oh.........Well, what do you suggest I do?" "Well, it stands to reason the best thing to do would be to apologize." "WHAT?! Are you kidding me?! He put five bullets in me!" "No, I'm not. If Angel-Cake thinks he's alright, then we might as well be the bigger demons......And you did kinda throw the first punch." ".......Fine." "You see? I-" "But, you're coming with me." "W-WHAT?!" Now he gave her an impossible look. "Why do I have to apologize?!" "You're the one that went all nuts on 'em. If I have to apologize for beating him up, so do you." He barely had time to react before she was suddenly behind him. Paws on his shoulders, she began to push him forward. "Besides.....You want ta set an example for your little sis, don't ya?" "Me and my big mouth." ..................................................................................................................................................................................................

"You want 'nother shot?" "Sure. Why not?" He watched the cat demon grab the shot glass and proceed to fill it up before sliding it back to him. "Thanks." "Sure." He went back to tending the bar, but looked up when some others came into the room. "Well....If it isn't my ittle gem and the mad doctor." Curious, the grey hound looked over his shoulder......before rolling his eyes and looking forward. "What are you two up too?" She smiled at her father. "WE-" She gave Dexter a shove forward. "-are here to talk ta him." She pointed a paw at Mako who grunted. "Well, he's right there." All eyes turned to him, so he made another grunt before spinning around and facing them. Dexter gave a small whine and Gem-Stone just stared back. "Ya here ta finish what you started? Or are you two planning on gangin' up on me?" "Neither. I said we wanted ta talk." She looked up at her brother....and noticed he was still frozen. A sudden whack to the back of hishead was enough to snap him out of it. "OW!" He clutched his head and turned to his sister who nodded towards Mako. "Oh! Um.....-" He gulped down the lump in his throat. "O-On behalf of my sister and I....Sorry." "Yeah. What he said." "........." He glanced between Dexter's nervous face and Gem-Stone's stare.".........Really?" "Yes. Do ya want it in writing?" "Gem-Stone." Dexter gave her a warning glance. "What?" ".......As long as we understand each other.....and you don't randomly attack me again." "Done." "......Glad we understand each other." Husk, who had no idea about Mako and Gem-Stone's talk, looked between then confused. ".......Did I miss something?" ..................................................................................................................................................................................................

It had been maybe two hours since he had talked with the werewolf siblings and the bar was practically empty except for him and Husk..... Or so he thought. A soft giggle behind him got his attention. He turned......and scrambled back against the bar as a pair of crazy orange eyes and fanged grin greeted him. The owner of those eyes smiled wider. "Hello, Wolfy." "WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?!" The deer demon only shrugged. "Ask my daddy. YOU on the other hand are VERY lucky." He stared wide eyed at the insane girl in front of him. Wild-Card had told him about Maizy being a silent killer he should watch out for. If she was considering him lucky- "I WAS just gonna curse your fur to fall off....but a little kitty told me the conversation he had with you, and that little talk with Gemmy and her brother convinced me there was a little decency left in you." ".........Ok." "I don't want any bad blood between us when you leave sooooo..." She leaned forward. "You....are forgiven for the 'retard' comment. Oh! And your welcome for saving your sister and not cursing you." ".........." He blinked. Well.....That was pretty blunt. He glanced up to that world's version of his father who only shrugged. "It's better to just go with it and not question it too much." "Thank you, Uncle Husk. Oooh!~ And thank you for stopping that man." "Uh.......ok?" She smiled before leaning away and seemingy pulling her staff out of no where. "Well, now that's out of the way-" "AAAAAAHHHH!!!" They were all interrupted by a familiar yell. A small pause followed before- "Maizy! It's for you!" Confused, he looked at the deer girl."........You expecting someone?'' She gave him a knowing look. "My family came to visit."

[sufferingfromatoxicmother]

27 years of my life and my "mother" still treats me like a child who should accept all that she does and have absolutely nothing to say and if I feel some type of way about it I should keep it to myself because how I feel does not matter.

As I have gotten older a lot of the bullshit that my "mother" has carried on with, I've paid a lot more attention to those actions and I've become very resentful of the way she has treated me over the years. She has affected me in ways I am still now realizing. Sometimes I feel bad for saying I hate my mother, but I just do. She takes no accountability. Its always everyone else and never her. She is always the victim and it's because of eveyone else.

Just the other day I had made plans to go out. The outting wasnt important or necessary to attend, but as someone who doesn't really have a social life and recently finished my masters, I felt it was important to make efforts in spaces where its great for me to network and get to know the organization I am affiliated with.

Here's the thing with my so called mother. For years whenever I had my plans she would come to me the day of and ask me questions to try and get me to not go or change my mind. I hate being known as a flaker and I hate doing things so last minute. As much as I want to go, I always give her what she wants because if I don't she would get sour, give me the silent treatment, and if I went I wouldn't be able to enjoy myself cause i know hen I get home she is upset and she'd make me feel bad for going.

So, the morning I'm getting ready, she tries to get me to not go so I can go to church for her instead because she is "out of it"....out if it means tired. We were allll tired! She asks me dumb questions like what time do i want to leave. I said its dumb because I said many times the time I wanted to leave, but because I am accustom to her shit... I know she asking me that means she would either want me to go late or it meant she never spoke to my uncle (she said she did) to bring the car for the time i wanted to leave. I got really bummed because i was planning this day a while now and its looking like I can't go...she comes back and told me she spoke to my uncle about the event and how its not necessary for me to go and blah blah blah...what the fuck that information have to do with me. If I plan to go somewhere someone else's opinion doesn't matter to me because I already made up my mind. Then she told me to decide...Idk why the fuck she asks me that when she already decided for me. When she never even called my uncle to bring back the car. She already made the decision!!! Now I am forced to go to church so she can stay home amd do not one shit!!!! During this time....I was calm though. I never voiced how I felt because saying how I feel doesnt matter and I just wasn't in the mood to deal with her bitchyness.

So I went to church like she wanted and kept my disappointment to myself. I was disappointed this is how i have to live to survive this household. I was disappointed that I have a mother who can't see her actions are hurting people.

The day then gets worse at dinner with family when the event was brought up and I simply said I don't want to talk about it or see it. My father asks why and I said because I really wanted to go. Tell me why it is my mother all of a sudden makes herself the victim?????? There was 5 minutes of silence at the table then my sisters mother opened her mouth to give a fucking fakes ass garbage apology and says "I'm sorry i was sick" amd then proceeds to angrily clean and slam things making everything in the house uncomfortable. It wasn't about her even being sick!!!! Wtf is she talking about??!? And from there she has been giving me the silent treatment and moving weird. When she speaks to my aisters in that voice she puts on I get angry. He behavior is just my reminders that she never going to change. She'll be on her death bed with the same ways.

I hate her for treating me the way she does when I didn't do anything wrong to her. She literally took a situation I was upset about and made it her prerogative to be the victim. No communications, nothing. Then she wants to know why none of her children speaks to her on a personal level. Why her children's goal is to work and make money so we can finally leave and get away from her.

I'm stuck home. No job yet and no money. I'm suffering. I hate it here.

I am very stubborn so I would not be going high. I will be going very low. I will not make any effort. I am tired of her shit. Why do I have to make the effort and the so called mother doesnt. I dont want her to speak to me like nothing happened cause then she will continue to believe she was the victim in the situation. I want nothing to do with her. If she continues her bullshit any longer I have a couple things in mind of proceeding with. I will not be forced into doing anything i don't want to do and I refuse to be in a setting with her in it. Not sure why God hasn't entered her dreams to crucify her for her actions. People like her in church bothers me. All about God but at home you're a shitass parent. Ugh....

Anyways...that's all I have to vent about. Might delete this account...idk....just wanted to write my feelings somehwere. Even though its all over the place.

[215-luv]

Omg, I was just thinking about how the HQ guys would react if they overheard one of their friends/teammates/etc. call their crush a brat, thinking it's okay because the guys always calls them that!

HQ BOYS WHEN THEIR TEAMMATE CALLS THEIR S/O BRAT

a/n: baby i love this so much WLSKDKALLA i made the reader their s/o instead if that’s okay!! i hope you love this!! enjoy hehe <3

TSUKISHIMA: mans really went ‘wtf’ cause oddly he didn’t like the feeling of someone else calling you brat. so when he heard one of his teammates calling you that specific nickname, he’d stand there next to you with his piercing gaze without a word being said. tho from that action, he knew his teammate was aware of their actions as he lowkey smirks when he saw them cowering away with a string of apologies.

SAKUSA: “oi, what did you just say?” asks to process what his teammate just said before hardly squinting his eyes when he gets the confirmation. he’s so straightforward - “don’t call them that.” then walks away.

SUNA: naturally he’d turn his head to the direction as to where he heard one of his teammates call you brat. mans stands there like, are they serious? cause he somehow feels uncomfortable when someone called you ‘brat’ instead of him who originally gave you that nickname in the first place!! decided to ignore that person the whole practice, causing a ton of complaints from his teammates </3 he doesn’t give a damn tho, he’d tell that person off when he gets to hear them call you brat again

KONOHA: deadass barks at that person cause he’s that man - “oi! don’t call them that!” he shouts as he’s pointing his finger to his teammate. he’s so mad pls. crosses his arms with a hmph after the person apologizes and walks away with you tugging behind him, “as you should.”

SHIRABU: we all love him. his mouth gapes when he hears one of his teammates call you brat, plus the death glare omg. isn’t afraid to express how annoyed he is through practice cause he’s barely giving tosses to that person. when they asked for a toss the first time he straight up said, “no” and turns away. he only goes back to normal when he feels like it :)

KAGEYAMA: i think when he’s in a long term relationship (about 2 years and above) he’s comfortable enough to do actions like calling you brat and such, so when he heard one of them calling you that nickname, he’d be so bothered by it cause he thinks it feels so wrong and he should be the only one calling you brat!! no one else does!! you’re only his right?? and he’ll be so pouty omg - he’ll keep staring at the person who called you brat, and it’s not even considered a death glare?? it’d be that empty stare type and he does it the whole time during practice pls. the only time he’ll get mad about it is when he notices they’re repeatedly calling you that nickname!!

IWAIZUMI: doesn’t even hesitate to call out that person for calling you that - the whole gym goes into silence and he’ll be taking angry steps toward that teammate, “apologize.” yes, he makes them apologize as he’s standing infront of you. even with the apology given, he’ll still be ignoring them until he’s cooled off about the whole thing

KUROO: oh yeah get it. he furrows his brows with the look are you kidding me? as he’s towering one of his teammates who called you the nickname that only HE can use for you. he tries his best to be calm pls, he’s wondering out of all the nicknames in the world that person would come up and call you brat?? not in his damn way - suddenly captain privileges exist and he’s making them run ten laps <3

[gloryofluv]

Reaction to You hiding under a table... (All the boys)

Hiding under a table. Reactions and laughs abound! All the brothers and the dateables.

Lucifer-

He walked into the room and saw you ducking under the table with the cloth hiding most of you. He lifts the cloth to reveal that you’re not shivering with fear at the sight of him. Obviously, you’re not just hiding like Mammon has done. Nope, you had a book and were under a… table???

Cue questionable scowl. WTF is this human doing now?

It only is more confusing for him when you glance up to see him, wave, and smile before returning to your book.

Does he even want to know? Actually, he does. However, should he spend the time to ask?

He does. He’s a sucker for you. Your response is simple. You wanted to read in peace, and (almost) no one would see you here.

He inwardly groans and tells you to go hide in his room next time.

No, he wouldn’t mind seeing you reading in there when he gets home. In fact, go ahead, make that your primary space to hide. Coming home to you would be exactly what he dreamt about.

Bonus points if you laugh and agree. Melted firstborn, anyone?

“If you insist on hiding from my brothers for some peace, you may do so in my room. I won’t be perturbed as long as you don’t tell them.”

Mammon-

Walks into the dining room to try and find something to sell for some quick coin. Scowls at the sight of your shoes sticking out from under the table.

Most definitely will crouch and stick his face in your space. This boi is perplexed at you huddled under the table with your phone.

Huh? Is this a human thing?

You smile and ask if he wants to come to sit with you.

Mammon will snort and toss an insult or bravado of some sort but still be really confused at your new place to sit.

Hiding from Asmo because he wants to dye your hair? Well, that makes a little more sense. However, he still doesn’t get it. You have a bedroom.

You pat the ground again, and he grumbles but agrees. Sitting with him, you start playing the funny Deviltube videos of demons getting scared by human items. You and he are laughing at the idiots together.

He soon wraps his arm around you as you’re cozy in the dim light. Forgetting about his task, he asks if you want to come back to his room. Ya know, to watch videos there???

If you agree, he’ll drag you off. It wasn’t the first time he was hiding under a table, but it would be your last.

“Now, human, that happens again, and ya just come to my room. I’m supposed to be watchin’ ya.”

Levi-

He was walking up to the bathroom. Usually, his nose was stuck to his D.D.D, but he caught sight of you. You were napping under a table?! What?

He thought about leaving you there. Belphie usually falls asleep in the weirdest places. However, why??? Why were you under a table? In the hallway???

Bending down, he touches your shoulder, and you wake up. He asks what you’re doing sleeping under a table like a normie?

You tell him that you were waiting for the bathroom to take a bath, but Mammon was taking forever. You got caught up reading a manga and fell asleep under the table.

Cue heart eyes and blushes! He stammers about going to use the bathroom. When he comes out, you were still under there reading.

Immediately he was a jumbling mess. Asks you if you would read it in his room instead of under a table.

If you agree, expect blushy boi to timidly ask what it's about. If you explain the plot to him, he will definitely show you similar types from his own collection!

He will likely keep you captive all night because the thought of you under a table with a manga stole his otaku heart out of his chest.

“If you d-don’t mind spending time with a disgusting otaku. You could come read it with me. I have more if you like. P-please?”

Satan-

Inquisitive and actually perceptive about his surroundings, he wanders into the library to immediately see you under the table in there. You pulled a chair over to block the view of anyone who would be just glancing in the room.

He ignores you, for the time being, grabbing the book he had an interest in reviewing. Instead of leaving, he picks that chair to sit in.

Minutes go by as he enjoys the subtle sound of your breathing and the beautiful announcement of the pages being turned when he thumbs them.

Is he curious why you’re hiding under a table? Absolutely. Will he ask? Well, he was debating on how long he’d let you believe you’re actually hidden.

Instead of asking flat out, he turns and slams the book on the tabletop, causing you to jump and bump your head. He’ll ask you why you’ve been hiding under a table at that point.

Lucifer.

Enough said. He offers a better solution to your issue. He invites you to his room, where you can seclude yourself from his fury until the firstborn is busy with other tasks.

If you agree, he’ll smirk and feel smug as hell. Lucifer will ask and ask where the human went, and he won’t say a word.

“Honestly, there are far better ways to disappear than under a table. Come to my room, and I’ll shield you from the chaos.”

Asmo-

Glorious clothes. Fabulous makeup! Asmo just returned from his shopping trip and was on a high. He walks into the sitting room to see you lying under the table.

What?

Flat out asks you what you’re doing under the table. Oh, you’re glancing at all the cute outfits in the latest Devildom fashion??? He would climb on the floor and join you if it wasn’t dirty.

Comments on the dirt.

You say that you’re waiting for Mammon, and he never looks lower than the sofa. You wanted to scare him for him stealing your hairbrush. True. Very true. A great place to jump out and scare him.

However, just not working for Asmo. Nope. Insists that you end your ploy to scare Mammon and help him go through his new things.

He promises to help you get back at Mammon with a better, less dirty plan.

If you agree, he will be skipping all the way up to his room. He’ll have you all to himself, and you both can do a fashion montage!!!

“Honey, he’s an idiot, but this is no way to treat your poor skin. Let’s go through all my new clothes and plan something far more deserving!”

Beel-

Baby boy just got done with his workout and was going to walk into the kitchen to make a snack. Walks by the dining room to see your knees under the table.

What?

He stops and scowls. This is a new behavior. Beel goes into the room and ducks down to see you huddled under the table… eating Simeon’s cookies?!

You give him a simper and offer the bag saying he can have one. Beel accepts and then asks why you’re under the table.

Hiding from the others because you didn’t want them to know Simeon made them just for you?

He's a little hurt that Simeon wouldn’t make him any, but happy that you shared. You ask him if he wants a few more because you only had a handful left.

He sits down and eats the offering with a smile. After you both have finished the cookies, he asks if you want to come with him to make a snack.

If you agree, this teddy bear is glowing. He’ll make everything you want, and you just need to sit on the counter and tell him about your day.

“If you want, since you shared, I could make your favorite snack. I love sharing my food with you too.”

Belphie-

Tired. Grumbly. Tired. He walks into the sitting room to see you stationed under the side table.

Um? What? He scowls and smacks his pillow at you reading a book before slumping on the sofa.

His version of asking you what’s wrong??? Well, it worked.

You tell him that Lucifer was looking for you to do a chore and figured you could plead ignorance if he didn’t find you sitting under a table.

Mammon never gets away with anything like that, and Belphie tells you so.

You curl smaller and laugh. See, he can’t find something this tiny, right?

Thump. Thump. Thump. Yes, his heart is just beating for how cute you could be. Tells you how ridiculously stupid that is instead.

You unbunch your legs and sigh. Well, he sucks at times… So, instead of apologizing, he offers to take you up to the attic and hide you in the blankets if Lucifer comes knocking.

If you agree, he walks with you all the way up, and when you snuggle on the bed together, he apologizes for being grumpy.

Turns into a melty soft boy when you run your hands through his hair and say you didn’t even notice with a smile.

“Well, if you want a plan that actually will work. You can come with me to the attic. I’ll hide you in the blankets, and we can nap.”

Solomon-

Walks into the library at RAD with one goal in mind. There was a book on energy manipulation he wanted to read. However, the goal is postponed.

Sees you under the table, and now, he’s completely intrigued. You had your book in hand. You even looked to be in perfect health. Hmm… odd.

Approaches you, and you glance up. No words. Not even a plea for help. Still odd.

He finally asks you why you’ve chosen this space to sit instead of a useful chair. You reply that there was a demon giving you dirty looks. So you ducked under a table, and the demon walked away in confusion.

He finds it fascinating that something this odd would work. Now is intrigued if that’s all demons or just you doing it.

Climbs under the table with you and asks what you’re reading. Makes no effort to remove you from under the table nor ask you to sit in the chair.

Both of you read under the table and watch as demons glance at you with pure befuddlement. Cue laughter and enjoyment. He would have never thought he’d walk into a rare social experiment with demons that day.

“You know, that poses an interesting question. Do demons insist on the same social norms as humans? Care to perform this experiment with me?”

Simeon-

Walks into the House of Lamentation to have tea with Lucifer. However, he is quite amused at the sight of seeing you trying to tuck as far under the side table near the hallway.

He walks over and ducks down, lifting the cloth, asking, what are you doing?

You rush out in a whisper that Levi is angry with you because you beat him at a game. You don’t want him to send Lotan on you!

He nods and hears footsteps on the staircase, so he stands in front of you. Levi comes storming down the staircase and asks if he’s seen you. Simeon spills a few lines from TSL. Levi is blushing and waves him off before stomping by.

He checks the hallway before bending down and whispering that you can come with him back to Purgatory Hall. He’ll explain what happened to Lucifer so he can calm Levi down.

If you agree, he doesn’t waste time to skirt you out the door and away from danger. What a freaking angel??? Well, maybe it’s a little selfish. He gets to keep you safe, after all.

“If you would like, you can come with me and have some tea to calm your nerves. You look shaken, and I do hate to see you out of sorts.”

Luke-

Skips into the sitting room at Purgatory Hall and immediately scowls. What are you doing under the table???

Walks over, and you press a finger over your mouth. You thought you saw a bat. A flappy bat in the sitting room! They see with sound.

What??? Is it a blood-sucking bat??? Does it eat humans? Are things like that really in the Devildom?

Climbs under the table with you and looks around with a hint of anxiety on his face. It doesn’t help that his clothing tickled your arm, and you jumped and screamed.

Insists that you both run into the kitchen to tell Simeon! He’ll know what to do!

If you agree, both of you are bolting into the kitchen to describe an exaggerated version of the event. Your fear was enough to scare this wee angel. You weren’t scared of demons, but were of a bat??? This had to be a very evil bat!

“If we run as fast as we can, it won’t find us right away! Simeon will be able to help!”

Barbatos-

He was well aware of lunacy thanks to his very creative prince. There were things he just expected to weave sideways from the norm. However, you under a table in the hallway of the Demon Lord’s Castle wasn’t one he foresaw.

Should he bother to ask? Yes, he best do so. Bends and questions your oddity.

You explain that one of the Little D’s was yelling at you for walking on their clean floors. It called you a stupid, ignorant human. You wiped your face, and he noted the blotchy color of your cheeks. Well, someone was going to have an unfortunate accident later…

He asks if you would like to come with him to the kitchen. You could have some tea while he prepares dinner.

If you agree (let’s face it, no one tells Barbatos no), he will assist you in climbing from under the table. He will pull out a handkerchief and wipe the tears from your cheek and escort you to the kitchen.

You may not have seen it, but it did bother him immensely that you were cowering under a table. He would fix that and have you smiling in no time.

“I’m apologetic that someone was rude to you. Let me make it up to you with some tea and cookies. We will cure this bad experience with a better one.”

Diavolo-

He was enjoying the party thus far but was in need of a moment, just a brief moment alone. Walking into the dark sitting room, he turns on the lights to see you under a table. Your formal attire was pooling around you.

He walks over and ducks down to see the shock on your face and D.D.D in your hand. Asking what you’re doing in here, he smiles.

You answer with taking a break from the party. Though it’s beautiful and jovial, you were tired of dancing with so many demons.

He agrees and asks if you don’t mind the company. Actually, while he’s asking, he found a way to duck his torso under the table with you. (Big boi could actually break furniture and you if he wasn’t careful)

You show him the cute animal videos off Deviltube, and both of you begin to laugh. One video leads to six leads to twelve. It didn’t matter. It was so nice to just spend time with you.

He asks you if you want to have another table date again. He actually would sit under any piece of furniture as long as you said yes.

“I’m so glad to see you! I was actually exhausted from all the dancing myself. Care if I join you in watching whatever was amusing you?”

[asmosmainhoe]

MC tries to flirt and fails, but not really

I promised you headcanons so I will give you headcanons

The MC kinda has big crackhead energy tho

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Gender neutral MC

Warnings: cursing

Lucifer

Ngl he intimidates you.

Just look at him. He rarely smiles, he's almost angry all the time and he's super strict.

Approaching him doesn't seem like a good idea, but you haven't had one of those for a long time so you just think "fuck it let's go".

The second you tap on his shoulder and he turns around to face you you regret your choice.

"What do you want?"

"Do you like music?" What kind of a bullshit question is that? Wtf? Everyone likes music omg-

He raises his eyebrow with a mix of confusion and irritation, but he finds it kinda cute that you're trying. Honestly he respects you for that, because you clearly have no idea what you're doing and still have the balls to at least give it a shot.

He smiles much to your surprise and leads you to the music room.

"Let me show you something."

You sit next to him at the piano and he shows you his favourite piece. Maybe even shows you how to play it if you want to.

Mammon

He likes you.

I mean he likes you and doesn't really make a secret out of it.

So you think to yourself "yea why not try and hit on him". How hard can it be right?

You gather all your confidence and walk up to him.

"Hey, babe."

He looks at you, blushing. Did they just call me babe?

That's when your fight or flight instinct comes by and slaps you. Oh no. Retreat. Retreat. Retreat-

"I mean yes. No. But yes. You kinda are. But no."

No one knows what you're talking about. Not even yourself. That's when you get ahold of yourself and just close your eyes.

"I like you, Mammon."

"For real?!" He can't hide the his excitement which couldn't make you happier tbh.

"I mean o-of course ya like me!"

Levi

You haven't slept for more than 24 hours and it shows.

Instead of being exhausted and tired from your lack of sleep you're a ball of energy and that's when the really bad ideas come up.

It's night time and all the residents of the House of Lamentation are asleep. All except you and your crush.

You decide to take the chance and go to his room. Carpe diem am I right guys?

Without knocking you enter his room.

"Hey, do you watch haikyuu?"

A bit stunned by your sudden appearance he just blinks in confusion.

"Because I like you."

You stare at each other for a while before you both start blushing. That is the worst decision you ever made and you're about to leave his room, but then he grabs your arm.

"D-don't go yet."

Satan

He's smart. Super duper smart.

Which means you have to come up with a very smart pick up line. Maybe confess in another language? Or make a book reference?

It takes hours until you come up with the perfect plan.

Yes, you will make a book reference in LATIN

How smart is that huh? I applaud you

You find him in the library and thank Diavolo he's alone rn.

"Satan!"

He doesn't even look up from the book and only makes a small "hm?"

"Satan, look! It's important!"

With a sigh he puts his book down and looks at you. Okay, that is making you nervous now. It was better when he was reading, but this is serious. You can't hit on him without his full attention right?

You panic.

"Do you drink?" Oh no. What on earth was that?

"I do?"

"We should drink." Someone end my suffering now.

"MC, are you asking me out?"

"Maybe."

He smiles amused and chuckles a bit. "I'd love to."

Asmo

Now this is going to be a difficult one.

Flirting with the master of flirting is like playing a video game on hard mode, but your PC keeps asking you if you wanna do an update right before the enemy hits you which ruins your momentum. Yes, just like that.

He flirts with you on a daily basis and your reactions...well, let's just say you have the seduction skills of a rock.

Hey, but it doesn't seem like he doesn't like you so giving it a try should be a good idea. Should.

You walk up to him with full confidence. You're sure that it will turn out just fine.

"Asmo."

"Yes, honey?"

"You have eyes."

Hold on that's not what I wanted to say-

"Do you like them? Of course you do." He comes closer and tilts your chin with his finger.

Your mission was successful.

Beel

Flirting with the pure cinnamon roll shouldn't be so difficult am I right guys?

He's so kind and sweet and understanding. It can't possibly go wrong right? Right?

The thing here is that you already tried hitting on him several times, but he somehow didn't get it. I mean he acknowledges your compliments and gives them right back, but it seems like he thinks you're just being nice and not interested in him.

Tbh it's frustrating so you wanna give it another shot, but in way that he also would understand.

"Beel, I need to tell you something important."

His mouth was full with chips so he simply nods.

"You are like food. Like uh my favourite food."

He blinks once. He blinks twice.

The other brothers overheard you and started laughing a bit.

"MC, what was that?", asks Satan and raises his eyebrow in amusement.

"You know what? Forget it.", you say and turn around to leave the living room, but Beel moves to stand in your way.

"No. I uh you're also like my favourite food."

A small blush forms on his cheeks and his eyes are shining the way they do when he sees a buffet.

Belphie

You're also a bit intimidated by him, but you can't quite tell why.

So far he's been super nice to you except for that one certain incident, but pssshhh.

You never tried to hit on him. You simply imagine how it would play out like everyone does when it comes to their crush.

Wanting to make everything right you ask Beel for advice who gladly helps you out.

Ask him to take a nap with you, he said. It will be fun, he said.

So you go to the attic and find Belphie there. Surprise.

He's ready to go to sleep, but stops when you enter the room.

"MC, what's up?"

"I wanna sleep with you.", you say with full confidence not noticing how wrong your words sound until you see that dirty smirk on his face.

"I didn't mean it like that!", you quickly shout completely flustered.

With a chuckle he pats the spot next to him, inviting you to join him.

"Shut up and take a nap with me."

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Rules

Masterlist

[justcourttee]

could you do one where dami and mari are dating but they havent told the waynes yet and they keep seeing hints of their relationship (like clothes around the place, dami talking to on the phone and smiling, stuff like that) but they cant figure out whats happening!!!! the ice prince is softening and theyre like wtf!!!

I’m sorry, it’s a little different. I got carried away! I hope you still like it!

Tim is Like a Genius or Something..

It was official. Tim had lost it.

At least that was the sentiment the family shared as they watched him tumble down the rabbit hole that he had sprawled out across the dining room table.

“-and then he smiled at me. At me! That has never happened before, at least not a genuine one.” He paused to catch his breath, allowing his theory to sink in.

“Timmy, don’t you think you’re giving the boy too much credit?” Jason was the only one able to voice what they all were thinking, at least the one with the best chance of not getting their head torn off. “I mean, he has trouble communicating with his own gender and now you’re telling me he’s been able to woo his female lab partner?”

Tim slammed his hands on the table in frustration before sinking back into the chair he had started in. For weeks now he had been gathering evidence of his brother’s oddities and for weeks he had been haunted by a softer and friendlier Damian.

“Think about it guys, please!”

His pleads seemed to fall on deaf ears as one by one they left the table, each offering their own look of sympathy until he was the only one in the room. It wasn’t long until he himself had given up, collecting his pictures from the table, tearing them in half one by one.

Maybe Dick was right. His hallucinations were getting the better of him. After all, even if Damian was changing, it couldn’t be because of one girl, right?

Absolutely nobody in the world could wield enough power to reign in a demon such as him. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Tim had survived another week of hallucinations. He had tried sleeping more, laying off his coffee, and even cutting his hours back from Wayne Enterprises. But as he sat in the kitchen, going through his emails, his mind remained drowning in thoughts of his replacement.

“Timmy, do you know who this jacket belongs to? The ladies say it’s not theirs and if it’s one of Brucie’s night friends, I bet it’s worth thousands.”

Tim spared a glance from his laptop to where Jason stood in front of him, his fist clenched around a small black pullover. He had half the mind to wave him off when something pink flashed from the corner of his eye.

“Jason, let me see the jacket.”

Jason tossed it, his face cautious as if Tim were about to dart with his next paycheck, but it was the furthest thought in the younger Wayne’s mind.

“The girl that Damian is always bringing over, it belongs to her. His lab partner.”

“You mean Marinette? Damn, then I probably won’t make much off of it. Guess I’ll probably give it back next time I see her.”

Tim waited, his face showcasing the perplexion he felt as Jason seemed to walk away thoughtlessly. How he could come to the same conclusion that he did? How? It felt like it was so obvious.

“No.” His voice was firm, barely above a whisper as he shook off the thought, returning to his laptop. He agreed that he would drop it and that’s what he was going to do. “Marinette was just a nice girl trying to help out Damian and he probably views as some intriguing toy, yeah, that’s all.”

Besides, it was just one jacket and why would he want to damn the girl over one jacket.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . He should have damned her. That was the only thought that plagued his mind as he listened to the conversation at breakfast.

“Did you guys know that the Demon uses his phone during patrol?”

Bruce looked up from his paper, his face a mixture of disappointment and interest.

“Can you elaborate Dick? What do you mean by uses his phone?”

“Exactly that! We took a break on a roof in our sector and right as I was about to turn around to ask him where we should check next, he was answering a phone call! We sat on that roof for an hour because he said ‘he couldn’t hang up yet’.”

Tim nearly choked on his coffee as he slammed his mug into the table earning a glance from both the men.

“Richard, who was calling him?”

“Hmm? You know, I tried asking him but he waved me off instead.”

“You mean he didn’t try to tear your head off?” Tim watched in horror as Dick shook his head in denial, a small smile tugging at his lips.

“Maybe he finally has a friend other than Jon!”

Bruce nodded as if the notion weren’t completely insane, his eyes returning the newspaper in his hands. Dick smiled, returning to his crossword as if there was nothing wrong with the world as if he didn’t drop the largest bombshell in history.

“This is so wrong, why can’t any of you see how wrong this is?”

Neither spared him a glance as they continued their morning routines with thoughtless giddy expressions.

At this point, Tim wasn’t sure he could drop it anymore. There was so much evidence piling up, so much pointing that Damian obviously liked the girl at least. Why was he the only one who could see that?

It was decided. The next time Marinette came over, he was confronting this once and for all.

.  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Tim waited and waited. Weeks passed between her last visit to the manor. Damian had left several times and random hours of the day, always giving him vague answers as to where he was going. It was as if the little demon read his mind and decided it was safer to meet her outside the manor.

He was so close to giving up when a truly diabolical thought crossed his mind. His smile was sinister as he approached Bruce’s office, his plan foolproof. He gave a slight knock on the door, two voices asking him to enter.

“Hey Bruce, Dick. I was just thinking the other day, we haven’t seen Marinette around lately. You both know that Damian is terrible at keeping up with his acquaintances. Maybe we should invite her for dinner one night! I mean, we all adore her, right? She is such a good influence for Damian too.”

It was like clockwork. Both Dick and Bruce jumped on the opportunity each pulling out their phones to let both kids know the details of when this dinner party would occur. As Tim left out the room, he couldn’t help the hysterical giggle that escaped from his lips. For good measure, he made sure to linger by Damian’s room, awaiting the reaction he was longing to hear. Surely enough, a soft ‘shit’ could be heard followed by heavy footsteps echoing as if he was pacing his room. It was the best sound Tim had heard in weeks.

Three agonizing days passed before Tim found himself waiting at the manor door to welcome Marinette into the manor. Damian had volunteered to bring her to the dining room himself, but Tim argued that it would be rude if not a single one of them were also there to greet her. In the end, Tim and Dick were volunteered to accompany one angry demon to see Marinette to the dining hall.

“Thank you so much for having me! I was surprised when I received a call from not just Damian, but you too Dick. I was under the impression that Damian hadn’t said anything yet.”

Damian’s face paled as his eyes darted to Dick’s as if Marinette said something damning. Tim caught onto immediately, his eyes also watching Dick’s face for any indication that he had realized the weight in her statement.

“Said anything? You mean about your friendship? Well, it’s impossible to pry anything from him, but we couldn’t let him keep you all to himself!”

In all of his blissful ignorance, he turned on his heel, dragging Marinette with him, chatting idly about whatever came to mind. Damian raced after him, his face a mixture of panic and hatred. It was a sight that warmed Tim to his core.

All dinner he watched as Damian stirred the conversation off Marinette only for someone to inevitably bring it right back. He relished in Damian nearly pulling his own hair out to ensure no one asked the question that Tim had been pressing for weeks now.

As the night drew to an end, Damian couldn’t rush her out of the manor fast enough. The doors slammed shut with a loud thud ricocheting through everyone’s ears.

“So, we’re in agreeance right?”

Tim turned his attention to where Jason leaned against the entryway, his lazy smirk building hope in the younger boy’s chest.

“Very much. They are definitely courting, or what is the phrase you call it now? Dating? Hangin’?” Bruce chuckled at his own joke before his gaze dropped to meet Tim’s. “It looks like we owe you an apology.”

Words never sounded more beautiful to Tim, he honestly felt like he might shed a tear. A heavy weight caused him to stumble as Dick threw himself onto Tim’s back.

“Tim is like a genius or something, right guys? I mean who would have ever guessed that Damian had a girlfriend! Hey, do you think they’ll get married? Does that mean at this point Damian is your best chance at getting grandkids?”

Tim dealt with the picking and jokes and the onslaught of fake apologies as they remained crowded in the entrance, waiting for Damian’s return. To him, none of it mattered as much as seeing his replacement’s face the minute they walked through the door.

After all, it was a large reward for a small price to pay. It all comes with being a genius.

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How Bad is Sia’s “Music” really?

I watched it illegally (because there was no way I was paying for that bullshit) and found out. It’s not as bad as we thought... It’s worse.

TW for ableism, Sia, drugs, alcohol, just in general a terrible movie, meltdowns, blackface

Literally the first thing you hear while they’re showing the production companies is THOSE stereotypical noises. If you’ve seen the trailer, you’ll know what I mean.

And yes, she does this for the WHOLE fucking movie

What was the need to show her in her underwear? Maddie Ziegler was 14 when this was made, so what was the need??? And why did Sia prolong the scene by having her hitting herself?

Less than a minute in and my reaction was already “what the fuck is this shit?”

So the opening number not only had stereotypical exaggerated facial expression, it has Maddie in BLACKFACE?!? And with culturally appropriated hair?!?

The exaggerated facial expressions are literally constant and I took photos during the film to show it, more later, but I’ll keep mentioning it

ITS LITERALLY THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME SHE IS ON SCREEN

Even her way of walking is fucking offensive, Jesus Christ

The vocalisations just had me cringing so hard, I cannot describe how awful it made me feel

Why do all the neighbours need to be paid off and help her when she goes for a walk? I don’t-

Yes, by about the five minute mark I was already seriously debating all my life decisions. It was that bad.

Kate Hudson really didn’t give a fuck that her grandma died

I will keep saying it but WHY are the facial expressions/vocalisations CONSTANT?!! Literally they do not stop at all. I work with a child who is actually similar to this in that he’s nonverbal and he makes similar noises/faces, but the way they’re in this movie is so over-exaggerated?!? And even the kid I work with doesn’t do it 24/7?!?

Sia, calling your characters Zu and Music doesn’t make them interesting in the slightest. They’re still painfully terrible and one dimensional

Literally ONE minute after being left alone with her autistic sister, Zu calls the mental health service asking if they could “theoretically” “pick up” her sister?!? Like she wants to get rid of her already?!?

“A magical little girl” - autism isn’t a magical power?!? And Music is a young woman, not a little girl?!? Why are you infantilising her?!?

Okay I’m not being funny but this choreography is NOT hard. ANYONE can do it, so claiming that you needed to hire a dancer to be Music because of the numbers is literally bullshit (and even so, there are so many amazing autistic actors and dancers?!?)

20 minutes in and I wanted to give up

So she had her first meltdown because her hair didn’t get braided immediately and that’s... certainly interesting??

The fact that Leslie Odom’s character says “I’m going to crush you now”?!?

AND THEN HE FUCKING PICKS HER UP AND FULL-BODILY PINS HER DOWN ONTO THE FLOOR

“I’m crushing her with my love” - oh fuck you, just fuck you

So Sia lied, the restraint scenes were NOT removed and there was no warning. She’s a fucking POS liar

I have no idea why he’s called Ebo or why he has such a cliche African accent?!? I might have missed out on why because I was busy trying not to bang my head into the table while I watched this film but just... yikes

“He (his brother) liked to be held” - YEAH, HELD. NOT FUCKING CRUSHED

“He is dead now” - IM NOT FUCKING SURPRISED IF YOU CRUSHED HIM LIKE THAT

The constant babying and patronizing of the autistic character is so exhausting to watch. I’m so tired

“Planning on sending her to the people pound but I guess I’ll keep her a little longer” - SHE WAS JOKING BUT THAT WAS NOT EVEN REMOTELY A FUNNY JOKE. NOT EVEN IN AN AWKWARD WAY

STOP THE FACES IM-

^ YEAH, Sia, totally a fucking love letter to the autistic community here ^

So Zu finds this necklace she made as a kid that had a little dog on it, and she says to Music, “He had seizures too, just like you”... MELTDOWNS AND SEIZURES ARE NOT EVEN REMOTELY THE SAME FUCK THIS MOVIE-

It’s like Sia is trying to make the movie funny but it’s really not at all

Is Zu implying that Music is autistic because the mum was a junkie?!?

For real though, the dialogue in general is so fucking awful and cringey. Whoever wrote this should never be allowed to write again

Did she seriously leave her autistic sister alone to talk to who I’m presuming was her dealer or loan shark?!?

Also why is he - a white dude - wearing cornrows?!?

So who is the film really about? The autistic girl or the older sister saviour? I think we all know the answer to that one

WHY IS SHE WALKING AROUND WITH HER TEETH JUTTING OUT LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME

The musical numbers are literally so painful to watch. The overly bright colours, the flashing... my eyes were hurting and so was my brain

Autism representation aside for a second, the musical numbers/choreography are all fucking atrocious. Ditto for the costumes

LIKE WHAT THE FUCK WERE THE PINK OOMPA LOOMPA FRUIT THINGS?!? THEY LOOK LIKE THE PINK VERSIONS OF VIOLET BEAUREGARDE THE BLUEBERRY

I wanted to cry by this point, this movie is far more awful than I thought

“I’m not saying she doesn’t want to change, I’m saying she can’t” - FUCK YOU. Why is it okay for him to assume what she can or can’t do

Can I just say that autistic people aren’t constantly in a coked up wonderland state?!! We don’t see the world as a wonderland fantasy world 24/7?!!

“She can hear you from two rooms away” / *shows her listening through two brick walls to a conversation* — Also, we don’t have super fucking sonic hearing?? WE CANT HEAR THROUGH FUCKING BRICK WALLS?!?

“She can understand everything you’re saying to her” - she’s autistic not fucking deaf

Less than 45 minutes in, there’s another meltdown in the park

“I’m not climbing on top of a small screaming white girl in public” - yeah please fucking don’t

So Zu fucking pins her down with her weight 🤦‍♀️

“She doesn’t know who she’s hitting” - IM SORRY WHAT

EBO LITERALLY SAID “TREAT HER LIKE A BEAR” when talking her through the prone restraint, I fucking CANNOT

“Tell her she’s safe” - NOT IF YOU FUCKING RESTRAIN HER LIKE THAT SHE IS NOT

The fact that she gets up, smiling and happy after a meltdown and immediately is excited to get a snow cone... I can honestly say that after a meltdown, I am in no way happy or smiling. I am often not very verbal and I’m withdrawn/not myself for at least several hours, usually the rest of the day. Fuck this film

This film is literally just about Zu, and Music is there for a plot device to give her character development. That’s all she’s there for.

Love how Sia shoehorned Zu being suicidal in there. You know, just to try and make her more easy to sympathize with (it doesn’t work)

This film is literally just a 1 hour 47 minute Sia music video with ZERO plot

WHY WERE THEY WEARING PILLOW DIAPERS IN ONE NUMBER-

I really did not feel into the side plot with that guy who was fighting but it was still better than the actual movie so...

I am SO DONE with the NON STOP CONSTANT vocal shit. So tired.

LOJ’s only role in this film is to be the stereotypical wise black guy who assists a white woman’s story. There’s like hardly any other depth there

The Ebo/Zu romance is so fucking stupid and pointless and out of NOWHERE. I couldn’t even tell if they were into each other or not

I was already so bored of the musical numbers by this point. They added NOTHING to the plot but they pretended they did, and I was so over it. And it’s not because I’m not “creative enough” or anything to understand, I love musicals and I think it could have been cool if done right... but it wasn’t. They were a mess. It’s just bad.

Sia really tried to pretend her movie was deep but really it’s a shallow mess

So Zu is meeting rich drug clients and says to Music “try not to have one of your freak outs up there” and “if you could try to get it out now”... FUCKING YIKES. It’s not an on/off button, shut the fuck up

YEP THIS WAS THE SIA CAMEO FUCK THAT BITCH

The fact that she just calls “DRUG DEALER?!? DRUG DEALER IS THAT YOU”, fucking end this please-

I fucking hate this bitch I’m dead serious

“We’re gonna send them to Haiti cause there’s been an earthquake. All these buildings fell down, children’s bones were dislocated” - WHY WAS SHE SO CHEERFUL ABOUT IT

“Gonna buy a shit load of pain meds, gonna but them on my private plane” - FUCKYOUFUCKYOUFUCKYOU

“Pop stars without borders” - Sia thinks she’s so clever but I would give anything to punch her I swear-

ANOTHER MUSICAL NUMBER JUST STOP IM BEGGING YOU

There’s this awkward conversation/bit with Zu and her drug dealer/loanshark about his outfit that was clearly meant to be funny but was just flat and painful

Yep, Sia really showed Music eating chewing gum off the underside of a park bench. Of course.

Look, the kid I work with does similar stuff by putting literally anything and everything in his mouth but like... why would you put that in your movie?

And there’s no indication before this that Music puts everything and anything in her mouth, she just randomly decides to get on her knees, under the bench and eat chewing gum, like she calculates that it’s there and gets it???

She has a THIRD meltdown after an allergic reaction to a bee sting and her sister just yells at her before realizing... I’m not here for this movie, I feel like I drifted off and was not really there

So Zu got angry because she left the drugs at the park but she’s not that upset that her sister had an allergic reaction???

Zu gets absolutely drunk because a) she lost Sia’s drugs and b) she’s stressed out by her autistic sister... wow, great message, Sia!

She really fucked off and left her sister alone to go clubbing/on a bender

The less said about the musical number here the better

Sia’s movie also checks the box of having stereotypical Asian parents, specifically stereotypical Asian dad being harsh/angry and hitting his wife!

ALSO HE PUSHED AND KILLED HIS SON WTF IS HAPPENING

Less than 3 minutes after the last, there’s a musical number that I think was about this side character going to heaven... another shitty Sia-esque number

The patterns during the number made my brain hurt.

Also there are so many autistic actors who can also dance, and yet Sia chose the neurotypical one because ✨ N E P O T I S M ✨

I just want to know how it was deemed necessary to show the fact the autistic character peed/wet herself? I mean... ??? It’s just so undignified and not at all necessary to the plot. Nothing happens after that, it just moves onto the next scene and it didn’t do anything

“I have no one” - 1) YOUR FUCKING SISTER. 2) GEE I FUCKING WONDER WHY, couldn’t be that you’re a shitty human being?!?

There’s a scene where Music is walking and she does ALL the stereotypical behaviours at once... just YIKES

Zu somehow stopped another meltdown just by grabbing Music by the shoulders and sitting her down???

Aaand yep. Another shitty musical number

Zu really goes to put her sister in a fucking facility and claims it’ll be “better for her” - BULLSHIT. Better for Zu, maybe, not Music.

Ah yes - the girl who the characters have said has problems with routines being changed/change in general... you’re now going to fuck up her routine by dumping her in a facility. Perfect Plan.

The nonverbal autistic girl suddenly speaking to say “don’t go” - you can just predict it from the off, can’t you?

Love that as soon as Music starts talking, Zu is like “fuck it, I’ll keep her!”

Zu really went and crashed Ebo’s brothers wedding... in a fucking bralette... YIKES

“I almost gave Music away” - SHE IS NOT A DOG YOU DONT GIVE PEOPLE AWAY

“We should sing a song” - PLEASE DO FUCKING NOT

Also that kiss/romance montage between Zu and Ebo was the CRINGIEST fucking shit ever

This movie seems to be implying that Music has locked in syndrome or something, like she’s locked in her own head or whatever it’s called, and I just... *sigh*

Oh and now Music magically fucking sings in a room FULL of strangers... this is literally embarrassing, please let this end

I mean it, this movie was fucking painful to watch on ever level

She got a service dog puppy which... okay?

Oh look, it’s the only decent song on the soundtrack but with an absolutely shitty over-stimulatory music video with the credits!

I can only name 5 characters in this film. Maybe 7 at a push, but even then I would be guessing

AND YEP SHE THANKED AUTISM SPEAKS OVER THE CREDITS. FUCK YOU SIA 🖕🏻

Let me reiterate: this is a movie about a neurotypical former drug addict whose character development comes from the autistic character, from having an autistic sister she has to take care of. I’m so tired.

We are NOT plot devices or tools for character development. Not once does anyone in this film treat Music like a human being - she’s treated as a burden, a problem, and then like a pet that they decide to keep. Not once is the film focused on how she is feeling - it’s always about Zu or Ebo. The performance itself was so over exaggerated and it made me want to cry when I watched it because this is how the world sees us, and this movie will make it ten times worse. It’s stuff like this that made me think “I don’t want to be labelled as autistic because people will think I’m a certain way”, that made me wait so long before going to the GP to get a referral.

As I said, poor autistic representation aside, the movie is just so appallingly bad. It truly is one of the worst films I’ve watched. If you’re going to watch it, please don’t - or, if you want to because you want to see how bad it is/to raise awareness/critical posts, at least do it illegally. Do not give Sia your money.

[boobz-fye]

corny/cute things they do for your love (G/N reader)

Includes:Tanaka Ryuunosuke❣ Bokuto Koutarou❣ Yuu Nishinoya❣ and Taketora Yamamoto❣ x G/N reader

Warnings: Cursing, but other than that it's just pure fluff.

Note: Forgot to add that you guys are not dating yet in any of these, but you both do have a crush on eachother (so basically this is their way of making a move on you). This is kinda just another trash post, cause like I typed all of this in an hour. But i'm gonna try and post something around this weekend, so hopefully that will make up for this. Also I didn't really know what to title this post- Anyways enjoy!!!!

❥Tanaka Ryuunosuke❥

This one is more on the corney side I guess

Watching a horror movie together

The plan is for you to get scared and cuddle up in his arms…

But his plan may or may not have worked

You guys are watching Midsommar at Tanaka's house. And suddenly you get to a really gory scene causing you to cringe and hide your face in Tanaka's chest. So of course Tanaka is gonna try and play it cool and poke fun at you a little. “Aww is someone getting scared?” He says with a teasing tone. “Oh shut up” you pout. He snickers turning back to the movie only to be met with an angry Saeko “AAAAAAAAH ITS A WITCH!!!” he screams, jumping into your lap. “WTF DID YOU JUST CALL ME?” Saeko screams, getting ready to beat Ryuus ass “O-oh hey sis.” Yeah lets just say tanaka had a couple bruises and nail marks decorating his body. But he was okay with it since you were the one that patched him up and took care of him!

❥Bokuto Koutarou❥

Good morning and Goodnight text

Some people find text like that dumb (idk why) but i think they are cute

Especially if it's from bokuto!!!

Also he definitely spends like 40 minutes choosing what to say, cause he doesnt want to offend you or seem dumb

Most likely has Akaashi proofread it before he sends the text to you

The sound of your phone going off wakes you up at an ungodly hour this morning, causing you to let out a groan of annoyance. Knowing you wont be able to go back to sleep until you find out who texted you, you check your phone. The text was from Bokuto so your annoyance from before was washed away. “Good morning Y/N!!! I hope you got your beauty sleep for today. Even if you didn't I'm sure you will still look beautiful/handsome as ever🥰. Also this morning I am going to run by the new cafe before school, and I was wondering if you would like something from there? It's on me.” As you read the text a smile appears on your face. You reply right away saying “Good morning bokuto💕 I did get a good amount of sleep, I hope you did as well! And I would like to see the cafe, I haven't found any time to check it out yet. Maybe we can go together? I'm still gonna count on you to pay though!!”

“HEY HEY HEY, are you asking me out on a date? Thought I was gonna have to make the first move. I wasn't gonna allow you to pay for yourself anyways! How about I meet you there in about an hour, yeah?”

❥Yuu Nishinoya❥

Does something dumb to try and impress you

His plan will most likely go south

But hey at least he tried…Right?

You stop by the Karasuno gym ,to give Sugawara a notebook that he left in one of your classes, only to be met by an ecstatic Nishinoya. “Y/N...Y/N, WATCH THIS NEW MOVE I CAME UP WITH!!!” “Uhhh ok?” Nishinoya goes across the gym and does his infamous rolling thunder move. Or tries to- In the middle of sliding on the ground, Hinata opens a door slamming it right in Yuu’s face. “HEY Y/N!!!” Hinata yells, not noticing Nishinoya curled up on the floor right next to him. “Dumbass” Tsukishima mumbles walking away. “Nishinoya are you ok?” you say giggling, as you jog over to him. “Nooooo” He whines, giving a scared Hinata the death glare no, because the life was drained from Hinata's face when he noticed what he did. “Awww poor baby” you say squatting next to him. He pouts and gives you puppy eyes saying “Y/N my head hurts, I think the only thing that will make it feel better is if YOU kiss it.” “Oh really?” “Yep!” You giggle before caving in and kissing the top of his head. Insert Nishinoya hard core blushing, Tanaka crying in the corner because he wants Kyoko to do that to him, and the whole Karasuno team staring at you guys in a state of shock.

❥Taketora Yamamoto❥

Random little notes

He will slide them in your locker, or put one on your desk before class.

Kenma, Kuroo, and Lev try to help him with ideas of what to write

Lev gets his sister to also help

You enter your classroom excited to see what your secret admirer has left for you today. Walking up to your desk you pick up a folded piece of paper with a flower taped to it. You open up the note, but before you could read it the bell rings, signaling that class is starting. So you put the note in your bag real quick, and decide to read it at lunch. Eventually lunch comes around and you finally decide to read it.

“Dear Y/N,

Please meet me at the front gates after school. I'll be waiting for you my love.”

Even though the note was a little bland, you couldn't help but feel a rush of adrenalin coming over you after reading it. Cause how could you not be intrigued by the possibility of this letter being written by your beloved crush, Yamamoto. After school you rush to the front gate. Only to be met by another note telling you to go to the gym instead. Raising your suspicion even more, you rush over to the gym. And you can't believe your eyes. Somehow Yamamoto got the Nekoma team to do a whole acapella group. You can't tell if you should be scared or happy. Giggling you start to walk closer to the group. Only to be met by Yamamoto profusely blushing and holding a bokay of flowers. “H-Hello Y/N” Yamamoto says without making any eye contact with you. Before you could say anything, Yaku comes up behind Yamamoto and kicks his shin. “WTH yaku?” Yamamoto whispers to the libero behind him. “I know you did not force all of us to sing a whole ass song just for you to not make any eye contact with the girl.” “I'm trying man, I swear.” Yamamoto turns back around and continues where he left off. “Umm Y/N will you go out on a date with me this thursday!?” He screams, with his eyes shut. “Idiot you still aren't looking at her.” Kenma mumbles, trying to get his Nintendo back from Kuroo. “I'd love to!” Oh only if you had your phone with you, cause the face Yamamoto made when he heard you say that was way too adorable. Mans was literally crying.