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lesbianfakir · 6 months

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The ONLY romantic fakiru dynamic I will accept is fakir fighting for his life to bring a duck into a fancy restaurant so they can have a nice anniversary dinner

#like ignore the logistics of bringing a duck into a restaurant #imagine you’re at a fancy Italian place and this guy is sitting at the table next to you #and sitting across from him is a duck propped up in a high chair #she’s eating from a bowl of peas on the table as politely as if she was a person #and this guy is having a conversation with the duck #like a full one sided conversation #sometimes the duck quacks and the guy will laugh like she made a joke #imagine #imagine this world with me #princess tutu #anyways all this to say I think fakir would treat her the same as he did when she was a human #and he’d get routinely frustrated that ducks can’t go all the places peolle go #I love queerplatonic fakiru but guy who’s girlfriend is a literal duck is too funny to pass up

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enbysiriusblack · 9 months

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librarian regulus and stressed med student lily au

#she tends to fall asleep after studying for hours and regulus stays after hours to wait for her instead of waking her up when they close #lily thinking he's just a librarian there but he actually just dropped out of school and brought a library as soon as his parents died #when she finishes her degree she goes to visit him to celebrate together. they sit between the shelves reading and eating cake #regulus is worried he'll never see her again now she's no longer studying. but then the next day she turns up anyway and reads leisurely #regulily #marauders era #marauders #lily evans #regulus black #regulily au

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gojoest · 2 days

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i am sad that summer is now officially over but then i think about girl dad satoru and his little one wearing matching onesies around the house and i feel calm again

#— ai rambles #tw children #they’re both in the kitchen eating cookies #the little one’s sitting on the counter and he too is next to her #and he’s like shhhh mommy can’t know we’re eating cookies AGAIN

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awakenthebeing · 1 year

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ohhhhh please I wanna know….what does piepoe think about Noisette…..pink creacher solidarity

I really like to believe they are friends!!!

#the outfit swap was just for funs but i love how noisette looks with piepoe fit tbh!!!!#he really thinks she is like... so fun to just sit next to. she can talk for HOURS and they dont have to say a PEEP the entire time #she never pushes piepoe to speak either bc she will just keep talking anyway. its like just having company while not needing to interact #friend! piepoe appreciates her. she probably also leaves her crafted toppins around too so thats trust times 200000 #but thank you for this lovely question!!! i love these pink creachers very dearly...!!#make sure to rest and eat food and drink water! be safe...!! sending lots of love your way!! thank you again!!#💓💖💓💘💘💖💓💘💓💓💖💓💖💖💘💓💖💘💖💓💖💘💖💓💖‼️‼️‼️#Piepoe arts

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thetrolltolls · 1 year

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where was this dennis and dee dynamic in the gang goes bowling

#SORRY BUT THERE DEE SITTING THERE AND TAKING THE GUTTERBALL SMACKTALK IS MAYBE THE MOST OUT OF CHARACTER THING THAT HAS HAPPENED IN THS SHOW #i still love the ep bc she looked so cute in bowling outfit but COME ONNNNN #DENNIS DIDNT EAT FOR 3 DAYS BC SHE SAID HIS FACE WAS FAT!!!!!#she better be MANIACAL next season #i need extra diabolical dee!#i will avenge her myself #the gang exploits a miracle #dee reynolds #dennis reynolds #frank reynolds #it's always sunny in philadelphia #iasip #shut up shannon

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didhewinkback · 5 months

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often thinking about how all harrys incel character in dwd wanted was to be a british businessman who goes down on his wife. like babe u can do that without holding her against her will? just get a 9-5????

it truly cracks me up like what incel is like ugh alll i want to do is please my wife sexually. i just need time, a middling office job and a nice haircut

#remember when olivia got the vogue cover and showed the journalist an exclusive first look at the movie #and the one of the only scenes she showed her was the scene where harry eats florence out on the kitchen table #imagine someones like pls look at my new exciting project and they sit next to you while they make u watch their boyfriend go down on someo #in a scene they directed without an intimacy coordinator #dont get me started on that subject we will be here all night

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fleshdyk3 · 15 days

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honeybee knows sit ALREADY !!!

#gotta teach her down and leave it next which weve already been working on but sit is a good start #i think shes starting to understand leave it. i usually use it when she tries eating rocks outside and i just put my foot over what she's #trying to get at #so i think shes starting to learn that leave it means she cant get at it. obviously shes still only 14 weeks old but shes getting there #still have to reinforce good girl some more but for being here two weeks she's doing really well #rambles #honeybeatrice

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okaratauri · 1 month

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Mira shenanigans

#She’s named after Princess Miracle Pemberton from the Five Kingdoms series #I was obsessed with it during Covid but it doesn’t have much of a fandom 😭#Srsly we’d get her own toys but the dogs keep eating them 💀#No I do not leave pencils around unless I’m watching her and she’s never eaten them #only chews on them a little and I always take it away when she starts to I promise I take care of my baby girl #I should get her catnip tho… she’d love that #I kinda have to make my own toys for her with string and sticks 😭💀#Sorry my voice sounds weird too #I’ve got the plague (Covid)#Thanks fam for bringing that back with you from Yellowstone XDXD at least it hasn’t hit me as hard as it did them #My lungs r struggling tho..im out of breath #and have a cough that just sits low in my lungs and throat #its really annoying #Just realized me telling her have a copic could sound like a rich girl pick me #I am in no way rich or a pick me please trust I’m so paranoid after someone called me a pick me as a “joke” at school once #it was just the closest thing next to me I could distract her with I practically sleep with them I cherish them so much #Mom bought those for Christmas for me #I hadn’t even asked for anything related to them considering she has my three brothers who are asking fo stuff like Xbox’s and nintendos lo #😭 I love my mom

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danielnelsen · 1 month

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things aren’t going well with peach. while i think my dad’s very right to be concerned that she hasn’t eaten anything in nearly 60 hours (obviously i am too), im becoming increasingly concerned that she hasn’t slept at all in around 36 hours and prior to that she was under anaesthetic, which isn’t exactly restful, so it’s closer to 48 hrs

like dad took her back to the vet today and we’ve got injections for her painkillers now because she’s not eating, and also injections for fluids (because she doesn’t drink; she only gets water from her food), so the not eating is Bad but also kinda under management, but if she doesn’t sleep soon i’m extremely worried. dad was like ‘if she doesn’t eat by tomorrow afternoon we’ll take her back because the injections will run out’ but like. if she doesn’t sleep tonight we have GOT to take her back first thing in the morning so they can sedate her or something

#her pain doesn’t seem to be too bad now that she’s got pain relief so idk what’s stopping her from sleeping #she won’t even lie down unless i’m sitting next to her. she just sits there staring out the window #her pupils are also taking up her entire eyes and have been all day #that’ll be a side effect of the medication and maybe the lack of sleep? but it won’t be making her feel any better #she can probably barely see at this point #like imagine you’ve been awake for 2 days after surgery and you’re in a lot of pain and haven’t eaten since before surgery #and are also on strong painkillers. and you also have no idea what’s wrong with you or why everyone’s doing things that hurt you #bruh your brain would be COOKED. there’s no way she has any idea what’s going on rn but she’s clearly feeling terrible #personal #like i think she’ll be ok in the long-term but she’s gotta somehow get through all these immediate issues #last time something like this happened she stopped drinking and never started again #not eating or sleeping don’t have workarounds as simple as putting water in her food #it really doesn’t help that there’s so much other shit going on rn #i’m doing a whole bunch of stuff with my phone and computer that’s taking a lot of work #but also my sister’s going on a long overseas trip that she’s leaving for tomorrow #so the combo of dad and sister coming and going constantly and also like 6 random deliveries for tech stuff in the last 2 days—#has the dogs really wound up. so georgie’s been howling at absolutely everything #and it’s rainy so my clothes aren’t trying and they’re hanging on a rack hooked on the hallway door so the door can’t close #which puts one less door between my room and the dogs so they’re waking me up every time anything happens #and i sleep during the day so that’s ALL THE TIME. i’ve had like 8 hrs of sleep between the last two afternoons #my sister always has so much random life stuff she wants to talk about and was getting really annoyed that i wasn’t very receptive #like ‘im about to go away for 3 months’ sorry i know its a big thing but i can’t just reschedule peach’s medical emergency

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floral-hex · 7 months

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woke up at 4am feeling the weight of my life crushing me, so I’ve been sitting out in my car for the last couple of hours because I just need. to. be. somewhere else.

#tumblr ate something like this but I think I deserve to shout uselessly into the void #shits rough dawg #I know it’s rough for everyone. I feel shitty even talking about myself. still… compelled to vent… big butts #haven’t really been on here much since it hasn’t really scratched that itch lately & just makes me feel lonelier #it’s cold #saw the Jazzercise studio open across the street. 5am for Jazzercise? wow. early.#and then everyone left an hour and a half later. lights out. everybody gone. weird schedule. I am perplexed.#went down the road and got a soda and I’ve been sitting in my driveway contemplating for the last 2.5 hours #guy at the gas station tried to talk to me but I just half assed a smile and nod and left #even though I know I’d love to just… talk to someone. I suppose it has to be ‘on my terms’ whatever those are #I miss having a therapist. or even just when my little brothers would talk to me. when anyone would. blegh #my insurance is still a mess and I’m about to run out of one of my blood pressure meds this week #maybe I’ll have a stroke. scary to think about. I think about dying a lot but that potential feels too real. just… pop! and I’m done.#I’ll try today to finally push to straighten it out but everything feels daunting #woke up with so much anxiety. about my health. my hearing. no money. my life. had to get out of the house even if it’s just right outside #hate to say it but I need(want) thc. haven’t wanted to spend money on it but I could have really used it this morning #can’t be sad if you can’t feel anything (jokingly but also not. whichever is less sad sounding)#actually treated myself to Dune 2 last week and it was so so good. wish I could go again. but it’s drugs food or movie right now. so…#I know. dumb priority but BIG SCREEN. maybe it’ll hit theaters again for the next awards season hopefully. just a real nice loud experience #anyway… I should go inside. almost 7am. need to take my brothers to school then drive my mom to her daily appointments #I’ve felt so hollow and angry and sad for so long it feels like. I feels so weak and sad and I’m tired of it. I’m so tired.#I’ve been eating about 1 meal a day and sleeping a lot. this is the worst my body has ever been. I feel like I’m just waiting to die.#is this relatable?#just have to look past it. it is nothing. this body is nothing. just enjoy your soda.#gonna look at pictures of butts now #ok gotta go I love you goodbye forever #you can ignore this #text

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sanchoyo · 4 months

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watching a lot of cooking videos lately (great for background noise while working) and just saw one where a cat hops on the KITCHEN COUNTER while the lady is cooking 🤢 that is disgusting do ppl rly let their animals up there!! that kitty has stepped in its litter box maam!!! or it could shed on that counter!!! and you're prepping food up there rn!! ew!!!

#HOW HARD IS IT TO TRAIN A CAT NOT TO GET UP THERE.#thats a rhetorical question its easy!!! bc my cat NEVER gets on counters she knows better!!#she will sit with my dog politely on the floor when im cooking!! and wait like a good girl #they know if its something they can eat that i will give them a tiny bite #and if not they can still just chill in the room with me but like. idk #maybe my cat doesnt try it bc she sees my dog not doing it and learns from him? she also wont get on furniture she doesnt see him getting o #the exception is the toilet she LOVES sitting on the toilet (closed lid ofc) but thas just her being a weirdo #she also gets obsessed with shoes but if thats the worst thing she does then id say shes p well behaved jdjkfkj #she doesnt even hurt the shoes or chew on them she will grab them nd roll like a crocodile and then rub her face on them #esp sandals or crocs but ive seen her go after sneakers too. so cute #watching that video and seeing how much that grossed me out made me appreciate my girl x10 more. im going to buy her a new toy next time #i go out somewhere #which actually im tking my dog to the vet friday so. can pick them both up some treats <3 #(nothing is wrong w him its his usual grooming + arthritis shot but the vet is across from a pet store so <3 toys n treats for my lil guys)#sanchoyorambles

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weirdglassthing · 3 months

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How many family photoshoots with your best friend and your daughter does it take to become a gay marriage

#this is targeted #should i tag what im talking about?#probably #will i?#no #side note: my friend is sitting next to me eating spring rolls she shoved in her pocket like an hour ago from a buffet we went to #not relevant but i had to share #ok fine i lied #darkwing duck

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lokh · 4 months

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could you imagine if shuros uppercut ended up being a king hit and laios just. died

#that shit look like it HURTED #finally watched the recent ep and went back for references #man..................................#shuro was starving and not in top form but i have to wonder if it would have changed anything if hed actually fought #though i get that the point is that he wouldnt have even when it became apparent that falin wasnt acting entirely of her own will....#mans lost it LMAO...... watching the argument and the guy is literally at the end of his rope. just starts attacking laios' character 😭😭😭#he really needed a nap and some food....#aw mate dont eat lying down... at least sit up #the added context also of laios just. steadfastly trying to ignore what he thinks are hallucinations talking to him #when shuro sits down next to him and tries talking adfhgdbfgjdbfg...#he was just doing what he thought was right but i have to wonder if it ever occurs to him later (unlikely) that like #he Should have stepped in to fight lmao........

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