#and the funniest

[wenellyb]

I'm going through some old Sambucky posts and reading the tags reminds of how much I LOOOVE the Sambucky fandom.

[dreamings-free]

Isaac’s instagram stories 29/4/24

+ this one 😄

[sequentialprophet]

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”

[cherchezlafatfemme]

I know somewhere there's a hip grandma who survived breast cancer and her transmasc grandson who would love a matching set

[sinnerenjoyer]

whoever made the decision to make umpires wear cameras... you are a legend

this is genuinely the funniest thing i've ever seen

[unpeeled-human]

is this something. is it anything at this point

[gayestcowboy]

this shit is the only remaining good part of twitter

[adam-scott]

ZOMBIELAND: DOUBLE TAP (2019)

[petshopbutch]

submissive in the way a livestock guardian dog is submissive to the sheep it kills wolves for

[paintedcrows]

Whenever Bill sees KingOfNJ's fics through Stan's eyes he just thinks they have the same taste in fanfiction (disgusting. unthinkable) continued

[stealingpotatoes]

tfw you find out your peaceful jedi boyfriend uses slurs

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[beastwhimsy]

this is moonlit mane but her TRUE PACK NAME is FIERCE FANG and one day the wolves will howl for her and she'll run to them and they'll accept her into their pack just you wait and see

[charlesoberonn]

[galaxythreads]

i'm thinking about jason vs white streak and a helmet that doesn't cover his entire face, and the absolute missed comedy of the entirety of crime alley thinking that they are getting beaten up by a very old man.

Average crime alley guy: yeah and then he stopped wearing the full face cover and his hair is like white underneath it's so weird--

other guy: wait. like. white? Like. LIke old person white?

Average crime alley guy: oh my god. oh my goooood. he uses a voice modulator to hide that he's approximately 98 years old. mr hood sir do you need help crossing the street?

Jason, 19: ?????????????

jason then realizes the convenience of being able to take off the mask and no one realize it's him because they're looking for someone older than alfred and just goes along with it and tells increasingly made up stories about being young in the 40s while shooting peoples kneecaps out.