#and the plot order is FUCKED

[duracel-battery]

strange new worlds episode where spock discovers eye shadow when

[deikshen]

I love impregnating Shen Qingqiu, but you know what I find more fun? The pregnant virgin Shen Qingqiu :D

I mean, it's absolutely hilarious no matter who the parent or the situation, like, Shen Qingqiu who exchanges qi with Liu Qingge in a mystical cave and accidentally becomes pregnant?

Or Shen Qingqiu hitting Shang Qinghua with a fan full of pollen, Shang Qinghua touches him skin to skin to return the aggression, and THAT PASSIONATE TOUCH causes a pregnancy.

Or the beautiful moment where disciple Luo Binghe accidentally impregnates his Shizun while brushing his hair with a jade comb that turns out to be a rare amulet who, fueled by Luo Binghe's feelings, impregnates Shen Qingqiu. (Extra angst points if it's like, a month before IAC and Shen Qingqiu notices the pregnancy after. Hehehe.)

Or even Shen Qingqiu sharing a tea with Yue Qingyuan and accidentally drinking from the same cup (from a tea set gifted by another sect, clearly cursed or something) Shen Qingqiu clearly ends up pregnant - and the Sect Leader is very, very full of feelings about it.

Oh BOY, what else do we have here? Accidentally pregnant due to Mu Qingfang's medical error in the cross prescription of some herbs and touching his exposed skin? Accidentally pregnant from Zhuzhi-lang's bite? I mean, he would have to expel some eggs, that would make his pregnancy process shorter like, four and a half months in and four and a half months out? Lmao make me wild, ACCIDENTALLY PREGNANT WITH MOBEI JUN'S BABY, maybe because Shen Qingqiu had some cursed amulet on him or some kind of curse on him at the same time Mobei-jun has to touch him with qi for something (keep him alive on Junshang's orders perhaps?)

I mean, the funny thing is that Shen Qingqiu is a virgin. Very virgin. Virgin in "the only pussy I've ever seen is from porn" and "the only cocks I've ever seen too. Not that I watch gay porn. You just see cocks when you watch porn, it's inevitable". Virgin in an almost spiritual state of silly behavior.

And obviously, it's so funny that in a world of sexual plants, papapa to solve everything, he, JUST HE, has to carry a baby without all the sexy act that leading to a pregnancy.

I mean, it's hilarious. He's such a dumb boy. He will hit Shang Qinghua very hard for all those pregnancies of course.

[madootles]

tma sketch dump!

[elizabethan-memes]

I see "Mary Queen of Scots was Elizabeth's greatest rival" is making the rounds on social media again.

Come on now. I'm not asking y'all to like Philip but let's not ignore him.

One of these rivals had an empire. One of these rivals resulted in Elizabeth sending troops abroad, against her preferred MO. One of these rivals had a cold war-hot war with Elizabeth that didn't end until YEARS AFTER BOTH OF THEM WERE DEAD. One of these rivals sent an Armada after Elizabeth (and she sent one back but we memory-holed it lol.) One of these rivalries was so pressing that England ALLIED WITH INDIGENOUS PEOPLE IN THE AMERICAS. One of these rivalries spurred ENGLISH COLONISATION OF NORTH AMERICA. The lives of people THOUSANDS OF MILES AWAY were affected by these bitches and their rivalry.

And one of these rivals never met Elizabeth, spent 19 years in her custody, and then fell victim to a classic case of entrapment.

[kenobifitz]

[disabled-dean]

Changing channels 2.0 but Gabriel makes Cas the Bachelor and Dean is the P.A. having an excruciating awakening of homosexual lust

[whoa-axel-chill]

more tlb headcanons because my head is screaming at my fingers to type them

-Edgar, along with having the infinite amount of allergies mentioned in my last post, has a terrible immune system, like bro is sick almost every other week.

-Michael died once. When he was like 9 he hit his head on a railing and died for about a minute. For a few months after, Sam would drag him away from that spot if he ever saw him go near it, and even when he got older and almost completely forgot about the whole thing he still felt uneasy around it.

-Unlike Edgar, Alan only gets sick every year or so, and when he does, he feels like death and can't get up for like a week, it's really bad.

-The squad (or whatever you guys call them I'm more active with AMB content so I'm not familiar with group terms) are pretty much flat broke. Any and all money they have they either find or take off the people they kill, and even if they kill some random rich person, it's really not a lot.

-A more angsty one now, the Frog parents sometimes just forget they have sons. Like they recognize them but they're so whatever they even are they just can't find it in their brain what their relationship is to them.

-The Frogs' comic store is one of the few businesses on the boardwalk that lets girlscouts sell cookies outside. One; they really don't know how they would go about NOT letting them and two; cute little girls + cookies + outside their store = more business probably.

-Stole this from a fic I read a while back on AO3, Sam has a very specific schedule but only in some aspects of his routine, like breakfast time or going for a walk down the street. If he misses the time he's supposed to do these things, he just won't do them.

-Along with having many, many 'pet' pigeons, Marko also has a lot of rats, he has names for all of both species.

-Lucy is very mom-like (idk how to describe it) specifically with Sam which embarrasses him and he thinks the Frogs judge him for it, but in reality that's just how their faces look and they're actually jealous.

-Alan is kind of like a cat?? He only warms up to certain people, he hates being wet, he's easily distracted (like if you pulled out a laser pointer he might become subtly very interested in it), he'll either be very happy with being touched or very annoyed with no indication of which outcome will happen, etc.

-For the sake of any Michael-vampire relationships not being really weird, all of them were either turned recently OR as well as not aging physically, they don't age mentally either, however that would work.

-Despite the fear of blood thing, Sam's favorite thing to have on in the backround when he's doing something are cop shows. Most every episode there's a new plot, so you can follow while also not really following I'm not projecting you are.

-Nobody knows where grandpa Emerson gets half of the things he uses for taxidermy. He gave a taxidermy dog to the Widow Johnson. A dog. We don't talk about that enough, like, pause, am I the only one that noticed that? That was a dog, right?? Am I crazy????

-The Frog brothers are both pretty decent artists.

-Sam is into a lot of kind of dorky stuff and Edgar actually pretends to be interested for him.

-Edgar and Alan both have various scars on their hands from sharpening stakes or stuff like that.

-Sam has been 'banned' from the comic store, like, 16 times for various things, a few you might be surprised by.

-Even when not, like, crazy vampire mode thing, Marko has weirdly sharp teeth. You can't notice it when looking at him, but he does bite people just for fun and they do feel it.

[irn-bru]

so the series opened with belinda being an assertive woman, putting the doctor in his place, trying her hardest in exceptional circumstances to get back home, and ends with her autonomy being trampled all over and written into a mother role. okayyyy

[starry-bi-sky]

pouring one out for luo binghe in my disciple SQQ fic, poor guy has taken a backseat here. we're nearly 30k words deep and he hasn't even shown his face once. it'll be much longer before he even actually talks to Shen Qingqiu.

(i say im pouring one out but in reality im sitting in my director's chair chewing on a cigar and wearing a beret as he tearily and unsuccessfully pleads with me for more scenes with Shen Qingqiu)

[lukewarmwoodpecker]

GL/GA was a crazy time for Guy. He’s put into a coma and then seemingly killed off but actually! He’s just stuck in the phantom zone and has been helpless as he watches Hal and Kari (his girlfriend) get together and almost get hitched (he’s not happy about this at all) and then he’s briefly tormented by Sinestro as a ploy to get at Hal and he’s left in a comatose state that doctors are perplexed by because of it. And that’s it. Nothing good happens to him. Well, okay, this is also the first time he actually dons the GL mantle but that directly leads to the whole power battery exploding and sending him to the phantom zone thing. Which leads to the comatose state. He just suffers here. He’s put into two comatose states!!!!!!! How bad does your luck have to be for that to happen!!!!

Man. Give Guy a Guy-centric story challenge…. Surely it’s not impossible….

[pondslime]

"when ur reading an x reader fic and the author blatantly mischaracterizes u 🤮" "I would NOT fucking say that" idk man.........I feel like reading x reader stuff requires you to be.......okay w/a certain level of roleplay. like yeah, you might not be this exact type of person—or maybe even the slightest bit like them. but, for the duration of the fic, you ARE. that's what's kind of neat about them. you get to step into another version of yourself and walk around your favorite stories. call that latent theater kid energy or whatever. but I dig it. she doesn't have to BE me, she's just me for now. and I'm buckled IN

[greenerteacups]

not asking for spoilers but just wanted to let you know I am SO excited to see whether you'll be including any aspect of the golden trio's van life™ treasure hunting in the woods segment of DH in your story. I know you've talked about how silly and irrelevant it is for them to be off and away from all the other characters and action for so much of the last book, so I'm looking forward to seeing the changes you make and what kinds of new experiences they'll have if they remain more tethered to the plot. but c'mon. neverending geocashing group camping trip from hell. it's kind of hilarious.

RV TRIP DEATHLY HALLOWS they will never make me love you RV trip deathly hallows... tho you are right and I fully grant it is the funniest thing that book could have done... it's like. The Two Towers if you're reading Sam and Frodo's trip to Mordor and you don't know what fuck all else is going on while they're doing it. And also none of the stuff with Aragorn or the actual war for the ring is on the page. And there are Hallows there, for some reason.

[the-labyrinth-of-me]

Wait did both Alice and Zane record Alan when he was at his lowest point? Didn't Alice make her exhibition to show the world what she sees? To show Alan the truth about himself? That it never was Scratch visiting and terrorizing her, but Alan himself? Did she depict his "self" and Zane depicted his "persona"? The two sides of him that he wishes he can eliminate bc they brought him into trouble (Scratch representing anger and the fallouts with paparazzi and stuff, Zane representing his self-destructive behavior with alcohol and drugs and the party nights)? The both sides that caused his marriage to start falling apart? Was that the reason Zane made that video of Alan when they were on that booze and drug-fueled bender while working on the Return manuscript? Is this party video the companion piece?? Alan's downward spiral, same as Alice's photos? Do they fucking work together aasdffjfjfkfk

[summer-oil]

god save me i must work on the info doc before i sleep tonight …. TAT

[theres-whump-in-that-nebula]

Period Whump Prompts

The general malaise and exhaustion making the character feel like they’re underwater and moving in slow motion I feel like an astronaut in the ocean hnnngh -10hp -10hp -10hp

A character on their period gets stabbed and the stab wound isn’t that bad but they’re in grave danger because they’re already losing a lot of blood as it is (bonus points if Caretaker doesn’t know this and panics when Whumpee passes out because they don’t know what they did wrong)

Whumper using period cramp simulator to torture Whumpee

Whumpee tries to protect another character from an attack they’d usually immediately deflect, but they’re on their period and rendered weak from it, so they only end up hurting themselves.

Tension Headaches

Whumpee gets in a car crash because their period is giving them brain fog and a slow reaction time

PMDD makes Whumpee harm themselves and Caretaker finds out

The increased sensitivity to sensory overload making normal situations they’re usually fine with unbearable for a neurodivergent Whumpee

[lemongogo]

just thought of stamps treatment of elendira again ..no .. NOO