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moeblob · 5 months

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kitty kitty kitty

#fe three houses #felix hugo fraldarius #listen ok hear me out ok there is a wonderful duo i know online #who have a lovely orange cat named ferdinand and i love him and this is ONLY a problem #because i now have a funky lil orange kitten boy myself and his name is Caramel Latte and i keep #almost calling him the wrong name and im so embarrassed w myself #but after spending a year looking at someone elses cat via photo spams when i can its like #aha thats the name of a Cat #anyway i love my lil fella my lil guy #and we adopted him and his mama and they were basically living upstairs in the guest room to be Safe and Sound #bc i am the only resident upstairs and so its quieter #and so for a week the mom would come to my room and just MEOW at 4am #and id be like ope my turn #and then i would leave my room and go to the guest room and play with Caramel Latte and his 4am zoomies #im designated other parent and its truly an honor ok #my dad would be like oh no cant find the lil guy and im like ohyeah ? bet? and he would RUN ON OUT and sit on my foot #Latte loves me a lot...te.....#and i showed a lil video of him to someone on discord and her response was #his ears are too big for his lil head #and its true he has huge ears and i wuv him and he will grow into them eventually its fine he is hardly just over a month old #anyway kittens my beloved

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happystarzarchive · 9 months

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gay people will be like “i know a spot” and its the rooftop of a motel with a black hole looming over it

#the world of mr plant #twomp #I IMAGINE that . like . instead of the black hole appearing In the motel it appeared Outside the motel #and like . they had 2 run upstairs to the rooftop while lugging the body around trying not to draw any attention #SORRY i just like rewriting specific ass parts of things in favor of the tism

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s0fter-sin · 11 months

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i need a fic of soap bringing ghost home to his family for the holidays. his family’s always disapproved of everything; being queer, being in the military, being with ghost and it’s all over not a great time but they’re trying to pretend for the sake of the holiday. they get into it after dinner one night though and for once soap isn’t backing down, not when it’s ghost they’re attacking, when the power suddenly goes out. soap moves just in time for a shot to come through the window and he orders his family to get down

graves and what’s left of shadow company followed them to glasgow; it’s the first time they’ve been away from the 141 and they think it’ll be their best chance to take them out. johnny and simon are left behind as they become soap and ghost and soap’s childhood home becomes a battleground, his hysterical family who still think he can’t be that good of a soldier now civilians that he has to protect and get out in one piece

#its the full gambit of sisters with their partners and kids #all with respectable normal jobs and lives #then theres john still running around playing soldier and now shacking up with his commanding officer #soaps been quiet the entire time just gritting his teeth and letting them have go after go in the name of peace #ghosts been fuming the entire time but his own family trauma and not wanting to go against johnnys wishes keeps his mouth shut #and then that instant switch the second the bullet comes through the window #theyre sergeant mactavish and lieutenant ghost now and they dont give a single shit about anything butgetting out alive #‘we need to call the police!’#‘call local pd who’re drunk off their arses and never fired their guns in their fucking lives yeah right’#‘this isnt the time for you to play soldier’#‘youre right. this isnt a game. its war and youre gonna shut the fuck up and let me get you outta this alive’#ghost sneaks upstairs to get the hidden guns he brought and to get one of the kids whod been napping #soap stays to get everyone out of the way and watch out for hostiles #ghost slides him a sniper rifle and he takes out the sniper on the opposite roof and when he looks back at his family theyre #looking at him like theyve never seen him before #i just need soap whos been underestimated his entire life showing just how competent he really is #soapghost #ghostsoap #soap mactavish #soap cod #ghost cod #simon ghost riley #we’re a team. ghost team

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dashiellqvverty · 3 days

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woke up at 3 in the morning thought i’d be able to fall right back asleep after peeing… i could NOT fall right back asleep and now my upstairs neighbor(s) are stomping around and playing music (like even with my two fans on i can still hear the bass 😭) and i’m truly just like. it’s 4 in the morning on a weeknight HELLO?????

#like i’m really not trying to be like no fun allowed #but this isn’t like a big apartment it’s a little building with 3 units and the property manager lives upstairs #(i’m not sure who’s directly above me but i think it’s him)#and again ITS FOUR IN THE MORNING. ON A WEDNESDAY.#like when his nephews are visiting and running around at 10am on a saturday i can’t be mad. IM the one who’s sleeping in #but it’s the middle of the night 😭😭😭😭😭#if i had just been able to fall asleep by 3:30 i could’ve avoided this but sleep was not coming #i took a benadryl tonight too so i’m TIREDDDD i thought i’d be back asleep so quick #i want to bang on my wall about it but i would feel bad 😭#im just like so close to snapping and having a meltdown after this weekend #i just want to fucking cry #and it’s not their fault that’s a me problem but again. 4 in the morninggggggggg

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anonymoussong · 2 years

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This is specifically for gaming consoles like the Switch, Playstation, Xbox, etc. Sleep mode counts as turning it off since the console itself is shut down!

#my poll #poll #video game poll #Playstation #xbox #switch #I'm curious cause my roommate just leaves her shit running #meanwhile I ALWAYS turn of electronics off #if I'm not actively using them #the number of times I've walked upstairs #to see the TV still on...

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emailgremlin · 2 months

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powers out again and i’m working from home in the middle of a big project. yippee 🙃

#checked the breaker nothings wrong to my knowledge #went to check if upstairs had power but no answer. i can hear them running around tho so it might just be me :(

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invinciblerodent · 9 months

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okay i was teetering on the cusp of the DA:I chasm but i'm back now

apparently.... vampire sex. was what i needed. to step back from the beckoning abyss

gale baby you're so real for this, you were so right that time in the swamp, dick really DO be that good sometimes that it makes you wanna live

#squirrel plays bg3 #oc: iona raedir #yeeeesh i did do The Boy's personal quest on my romance run today #yes Iona did get thoroughly Mary Shelley'd #and i think my writing mojo was also brought back by it a lil #first night back? gentle nonsexual intimacy of holding him in the tub and washing his abuser's blood out of his hair #then tucking him into her bed and letting him sleep #truly sleep; not meditate but genuinely drift into restorative slumber #atop her breast and in her arms until his eyes stop fluttering and whimpers die down into soft (adorable) snores #second night back? she's getting absolutely fucking railed into next week #but. like. sweetly. lovingly y'know.#what MATTERS is that whether it's the horrible crick in her neck from holding him all night #or.... other reasons #Iona is going to be walking a bit funny for the next few days #(i feel like my go-to for these is just to say they gave the coinpurse to Karlach and trusted her to keep everyone off the premises)#(I feel like she'd be an excellent wingwoman no matter what)#(only while Arvid is a bit discreet a bit more subtle)#(Iona is more like “listen- you don't want to be upstairs for what's about to happen. I still have grave dirt in my asscrack.”)#(“and if that's any indication of the kind of ravishing i'm about to get; we might as well call for new sheets now”)#(and Karlach is just like “I cannot decide whether that's hot or gross; respect”)

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elenadoeslife · 2 months

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this morning we had car trouble (oil light kept turning on, even after refilling), now we have water leaking down our living room wall because the drain for the washing machine wasn't placed correctly.

I've been bawling my eyes out all afternoon. I am so incredibly tired and hormonal, my brain just crashes.

#my friend brought babe home & my dad can pick babe up and drop him off at the garage tomorrow. that was one thing handled.#after a shower and a good cry i'm finally sitting on the couch after putting on a load of laundry when i hear dripping #i look behind me and the fresh white paint is just watering down. i run upstairs in a panic #turn off the washing machine. babe grabs the last towels that I had unpacked to dry the puddle that had formed #we called the cooperation and the guy who relocated the supply and drains is available to come over tomorrow #i. am. so. freaking. done.#i'm defeated

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thedreadvampy · 1 year

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mouse 🥲

#red said #was sitting in the living room and saw it running around in the hall #then just now i was going upstairs to bed and there was this wild scrabble in the box of baubles under the stairs #and it leapt out and ran behind the boxes #i HATE having mice in the house cause you can't just ignore them but i LIKE mice as animals #i don't WANT to poison or trap them. they're not doing anything wrong. except they ARE kind of a health risk #but also. we live in a 200 year old building. ultimately Sometimes There Will Be Mice #but you gotta disincentivise them. make it easier for them to live in someone else's flat

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ascendedhypothesis · 11 months

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Oooooooooooo my husband is playing my tabletop character from a previously finished campaign in the one he runs today that's in the same world :> I'm so excited to see how he plays herrrrr

#kicking my feet twirling my hair looking over the upstairs banister as my husband plays my war criminal + her blood god worshipping lover #we have discussed a scene or two but you never know until you're in the thick of things how it's gonna come out #but he knows them both so well that whatever he comes up with will be in character so i'm just 100000% popcorn parrot #he DID offer (and in fact dearly wanted) me to play her but the folks in that campaign are very good improv rpers and I'm Spooked #like a horse i see people knowing exactly what their character wants to say IC and i whinny and back-kick a candle over and run out the barn #the monitor speaks

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victory-cookies · 3 months

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I wish I could handle myself in an argument without fucking crying