The ADHD urge to dye your hair vs the autistic urge to not have even a single, little thing change right now
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u ever far too stressed about something small and are like 'well guess that means it's bed time'
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Very smol dood of team dark during class
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Baby Blues ~~ [Open Texts]
Tom: I dunno what the hell I'm supposed to say to Annie. I don't wanna keep the lad from his ma but also his ma is batshit.
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me: can't move eyes without feeling like i'm being smashed with a sledgehammer in my forehead, has green fucking mucus in my throat, tonsils are angry (again)
urgent care: wow what the fuck is up with your tonsils that shit is huge here's some steroids
me: thank you based urgent care can you tell that to my doctor who just lets me suffer with them and thinks they're fine and won't refer me back to my fucking ent who has also commented on my tonsils multiple times?
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m just a normal little guy. just wish the game loads faster when i wish to scum a save a little. just so i can read my evil book. please ^_^
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me: why am I still so upset about tech
also me: <most depressing playlist ever for the last 3 weeks>
also also me: well...okay...maybe I should pick some new songs. oh here's another depressing one!!! <adds to list>
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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.
so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.
*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"
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