me trying to appeal to ritsuka sounding like a shady car dealer:
[slaps dantes] this state of the art Avenger of love and hate would fucking love you so much and forever far beyond space and time, spreading to every other universes and timelines. not only that but he can break the sound barrier and even the speed of light. he runs on coffee beans and kisses, yes hes richer than god, he purrs loudly if you scratch his chin, he also has special features of protecting you from nightmares. yes he will live in your mind rent free bc he loves you. we also have a special deal where if you take one Monte Cristo you can get 50% err not that im being threatened but 100% off on our second Monte Cristo haha take them both home pls hm? drawbacks? well, theyre french for one, with a 40% chance of killing your family for your sake, and also killing himself for your sake :) wow sounds good? heres the contract so sign here, no i did not prepare the marriage certificate for you both in advance you saw nothing in my hands :)
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I spent all morning listening to The Oh Hellos at work (from like 3-6 AM because it keeps me awake) and all I have to show for it is:
Grow is a Huxley song
Boreas is a Damien song
I’m not even a big Sam/Darlin’ fan but Soap is a song that fits them I think
I still think Hello My Old Heart is a David song
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Romance fantasies where a person falls in love with something that looks human but is not quite so.
Death Takes a Holiday (1934) dir. Mitchell Leisen
The Ghost and Mrs. Muir (1947) dir. Joseph L. Mankiewicz
Pandora and the Flying Dutchman (1951) dir. Albert Lewin
Night Tide (1961) dir. Curtis Harrington
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Sanji having the finest gaydar for trans people is such an amazing concept to me.
Imagine this guy suddenly fighting a closeted trans man and all the crew is like "What happened to you and what did you do to our Sanji who doesn't hit women?" and Sanji just stands there like "No, no. This is a man. Right, dude?" and the trans guy they're fighting against has the most gender-affirming moment of his whole fucking life.
Same thing with trans women. But, unlike when fighting trans men, Sanji would probably drop some sort of cheesy thing like "I could recognize the soul of a woman anywhere" and would refuse to touch the girl he's supposed to fight against.
It has absolutely nothing to do with his years in Momoiro Island, by the way, he's just built different. And also he's genderqueer too, so maybe that's why.
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i feel like i'm losing my mind a bit whenever i remember how little suguru actually appeared in jjk. like he is in actuality a pretty minor character. it just doesn't feel like it since his plot significance and psychic impact are fucking unmatched
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