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Understanding Stolas is easy, it's expected. Understanding Blitz is horrifying and makes you sad. Understanding both makes you want to dropkick both of them while screaming "FUCKING COMMUNICATE"
#helluva boss#stolitz#stolas#blitzo#they make me sad#and frustrated#and wanting to commit homicide#JUST TALK#STOLAS OPEN YOUR GOD DAMN MOUTH
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6'+ valkyrie Astrid beating the crap out of everyone who dares to lay hands on Hiccup?
#when your girlfriend is tall and buff and hot and she just commit mass homicide in your name#httyd#how to train your dragon#hiccup#hiccup haddock#httyd hiccup#hiccup httyd#astrid#astrid Hofferson#httyd astrid#astrid httyd#buffstrid#buff astrid#Hiccstrid#biblically accurate hiccstrid#hiccup x astrid#astrid x hiccup#art#digital art#my art#my artwork#artist#original art#artwork#artists on tumblr#hiccup is just saying what we all want to#🤷♀️#hiccup haddock is down bad#and I do not blame him
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all the ppl saying they’re moving to instagram after the tiktok ban like fuckerberg didn’t use his bajillion dollars to lobby for the ban … oh okay.
#ur doing exactly what he wants soooooo#it kills me inside fr but i’m being so very chill about it#i need to commit homicide
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For the love of god, stop watching tiktoks with sound on while you're in public
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Yeah yeah I know it's my fault for letting myself get so attached but sadly that is not how human emotions work and so sadly that has no bearing on the fact that hearing my family talk about BC like they do still makes my chest physically hurt
#bracing myself because we go home today and it's only a matter of time before my mom remembers that WBIA exists and is out#I'm not excited dearies#especially because I was first exposed to my one relative's Issues when there were first rumors about an album with EJ#and she started going off about that#“that fits my model” four words have never made me want to commit homicide so much#anyways pray for me#my period of peace is coming to an end#BC subreddit real life edition#<is the tag for this now because I forgot if I already had one and some of you are probably getting rightfully tired of this
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I have never seen a stupider string of words strung together in my life. you moron. you absolute melon. at this point your brain is just mush. | Opinion
#‘for you’ brother the only thing this is doing ‘for me’ is making me want to chew glass and commit homicide#ro speaks#donald trump#feminism#women’s rights
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It is because these people are stupid. Hope this helps.
#like. I don't know what to tell you. most people who commit murder are not Super Genius Criminal Masterminds#if your priority is killing someone and not anything else you don't make a flashy spectacle of it???? most people who do shit like this#want attention. it's not about some moral obligation they want attention. and when people prioritize Getting Attention. they do some#pretty contradictory and myopic things. have you ever observed a human. jfc y'all are not serious people#current events#tw: guns#okay sorry I'M SORRY. I'll stop talking about this. I just feel like I'm going insane#worshiping this guy is NOT it#y'all are going to drive me to substance abuse is2g#In the Vents#also.#if you are a feminist. then you should be against this. hold on let me explain before you go 'how are those even related you're deranged'#violent men are typically the ones more likely to hate women and abuse their partners because of it. and spousal homicide is going to#be a LOT harder to do if no one has access to guns. if you say 'oh there's an acceptable situation where you can point blank shoot someone#because they're a loathsome enough person' then. these people are going to take away the message that if their girlfriend/wife/female#relative/partner/etc. is 'bad' enough. is making their lives difficult enough. then it is acceptable to murder them. if you say 'there is#an acceptable circumstance for this' then EVERYONE WILL THINK THAT *THEY* HAVE THE ACCEPTABLE CIRCUMSTANCE#holding up guns as the solution to your problems IS ONLY GOING TO END WITH MORE WOMEN MORE KIDS AND MORE MINORITIES DEAD#and if you think that's an acceptable sacrifice because someone you hate might die. then I think maybe you shouldn't be talking to me.#like I said. I'm not going to be patient anymore. this is non-negotiable for me. if you're valorizing this guy and the culture of#gun violence that made his actions possible then get out I don't want to talk to you.#oh also once again: if your takeaway from this is that I'm somehow defending the CEO and you come on my post to say that I'm putting#you on blast so everyone can point and laugh at you for your lack of reading comprehension. again hope this helps :)
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I think i went through the five stages of grief playing the big broodal fight. and i think it just circled back to depression at the end, because there was no acceptance
#blabbing#yelled at the game so loud why do i have to fight the big thing again I DONT WANNA I DONT WANNA I DONT WANNA!!!!#NO CHECKPOINTS THIS IS LIKE THE ELITE FOUR BUT IF THE ELITE FOUR MADE ME WANT TO COMMIT HOMICIDE
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Hellcheer is popular x nerd (wholesome)
Hellguard (eddie x heather) is popular x nerd (nightmare mode pvp server)
#eddie munson#heather holloway#chrissy cunningham#hellcheer#hellguard#i decided on a ship name btw#I do very much like hellcheer but sometimes I don’t want him to have a sweet nice gif who supports him#but instead a mortal enemy who’s obsessed with him and wants to ride him into the grave#chrissy: I can help him be better heather: I can make him commit homicide
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another reason to add to my never ending list of reasons to hate the town i live in.
people don't use the center lane to cross traffic. they wait until it's clear both ways and go. Use the fucking center lane, it's what it's FUCKING THERE FOR
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Is it a red flag that The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane is like…my dream life?
#no job no school just the ocean and records and a strange magician friend who helps me commit justifiable homicide#and 1970s interior design…god I want to wear a nightgown and sit by the fire and keep dark secrets#the little girl who lives down the lane#personal
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i defeated gregg in hand to hand combat and they finally let me leave
#ive had such a fucking great time working at greggs but do not EVER get a job there#you will want to commit homicide 99% of the time
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As a professional in the fertility industry, I gotta say, this NEEDS to be talked about more. (I'm about to ramble in a particularly non-eloquent way, bear with me)
The vast majority of our patients are wonderful and have the best intentions. A lot of people need IVF for a lot of reasons, and most of them are very reasonable about their expectations. But a small handful, hoo boy. Some parents go into this process having already built a roadmap of how they want it to go. They want twin girls, they want a boy first and then a girl, etc. I haven't personally encountered anybody trying to play designer mix & match (yet), but I have had patients be mad that they can't pick their baby's skin tone or eye color. And these startups are SUCH a pet peeve of mine and I want them banned forever. Because they ARE scams.
IVF advances quickly and as such is kind of a regulatory wild west. There are few to no rules to curb predatory behavior from shady clinics promising things like IQ prediction. What they are likely doing is some form of polygenic risk score, which is generally treated with careful suspicion among practitioners. This is where an embryo's genome is analyzed and given a score indicating a risk of developing a certain condition based on that genetic profile. It's... of questionable use, because it does not take into account environment, lifestyle, how the kid is raised, all that jazz. Especially if you start doing risk scores for factors with unclear genetic links like autism, or dubious shit like IQ. Generally, reputable clinics do not like to do testing like this, because of the expectations it can instill in parents. Typical testing will yield chromosome number, sex, and maybe a single gene diagnosis if the parents are known carriers of a monogenic condition. Even then, you get parents who look at a euploid (46 chromosomes) embryo and say "my baby will be perfectly healthy" and then get on our case if they have any birth defects or conditions. No one can or will test for every condition. We ain't at Gattaca shit yet, and reputable IVF clinics don't want to be there.
Props to OP for speaking out on this, and push for *informed* regulation of IVF. It needs to remain accessible, but not predatory. Doctors need to be very clear about how the process works and how to set expectations for patients. And IVF needs to be talked about more in the world, so the general public understands what it can and can't do. Knowledge is power! IVF is so important for aspiring parents, most of whom aren't like the folks mentioned in the video!
(Obligatory mention to be vigilant for shitty bills. My state of GA is currently toying with a personhood at conception bill, which would be truly devastating for IVF. If you're a fellow Georgian, write your state reps and tell them to vote no on HB 441 please, I'd really like my job to keep existing 🙏)
#i love my field genuinely and i dont want it to get fucked up by tech bros#if anybody pulls up in my ask box i will answer genuine good faith questions#if u call me a murderer im blocking u#'but kvar why would someone call you a murderer if your job is making babies'#it happened last month#a rep asked a doc in a committee meeting if she committed homicide in the lab#so. theres some issues out there
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tw: suicide mention except i want someone else to die not myself
sitting here wishing my father would kill himself in the most brutal way possible actually
why? what did he do? oh nothing i just hope he DIES because my mood sucks and im overhearing him exist and fuck him why was he even born to begin with
#oh and to anyone reading this:#if youre gonna try and lecture me about how this isn't okay i hope you kys too 💜#this is my fucking account and everyone can die#i say what i want cope with it#vent#killing myself rn so i dont commit homicide
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I think one of the biggest things that make me homicidal is when my mother walks away and shuts the door while I'm talking.
#vent in the tags#it's cold in the entire apartment. i turn up the heat in the livingroom at the very least#since i don't have control over the thermostat in her room that affects my room too#she calls on me to ask if i turned it up and i said yeah and she said to stop doing that and keep it at a lower temperature.#i said i feel cold in the entire apartment.#she said put some clothes on.#i have a shirt and shorts on. yknow. normal fucking clothes to have on.#she continues and said she gets it if it's cold in my room because of the thermostat in her room#but i don't need to raise the temperature for the rest of the apartment.#i say I'm cold in the room and I'm cold in the rest of the apartment. can we agree on a temperature that isn't cold everywhere?#but before i could even finish saying that she already shuts her door.#I can't stress enough it's taking everything in me to not commit a murder. because i Fucking hate when she does that shit.#it's taking everything in me to not start talking to her with a sharp edge in my voice#because heaven knows i want to cuss her out for that so fucking bad#now that her mother's back home overseas she's going to expect me to cook and keep up w more chores#and it's Actually making me homicidal to think about the snide and dismissive way she's going to talk to me#if I don't do something just as how she likes it#homicidal ideation#homicide tw
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I swear to fucking god why does every fucking audio-supplying site compatible with my group's stupid fucking player seemingly designed to piss me off?
Why the hell does Soundcloud assault my eardrums with some random steaming horseshit whenever a track finishes???? Why is the fucking player connected to a billion things that want me to make an account to view the website??? Why the fuck can't it just play a sound effect off something as basic as youtube, which I have all the fucking adblocker stuff for??? It plays sound from video, otherwise fucking dailymotion wouldn't work!!!!!!
I just want a FUCKING spaceship crash sound effect for the tabletop game! this is bullshit!!!!!
#DO NOT ''uhm actually'' me I KNOW why I just don't think the reason should be considered a valid one#every web developer complicit in this should go crash a fucking train themselves I fucking hate silicon valley and I fucking hate PEOPLE#negative#ignore Morg#I want to commit homicide right now.
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