#and woke up feeling weird but we had the day off so my gf and I lazily watched tv and took it easy

[kiegotakami]

last night was so wildly cathartic I’m still feeling it

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surprise

summary you grew up super close to the sargeant family, so by nature, you and logan are practically siblings. this leads to you attending his races and meeting some of his friends. like oscar piastri... (smau)

pairing oscar piastri x american!vlogger!fem!reader

a/n loosely based off one of my dr's (i hope it doesn't come off as rushed 🫣)

[may]

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yourusername oh how i love being home. miami vlog coming soooon🏝 (logie -> p4🫶🏻) -> tagged: f1, logansargeant, alex_albon, williamsracing, f1mia, lilymhe

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logansargeant stop calling me logie. -> yourusername stop being named logan.

user1 i love their friendship -> user2 they grew up together right??? -> user1 yes, their moms are best friends since high school i think

user4 yn are you going to college? -> yourusername i'm taking online courses in journalism for right now 😁

lilymhe still upset we didn't get any good pics together😒 -> yourusername tell me about it😔

alex_albon your mum is so sweet, i see where you get it from -> logansargeant don't let them fool you, yn tried drowning me last summer. -> yourusername you called my dog ugly.

user5 miami is so pretty

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oscarpiastri miami miami miami #P6 -> tagged: f1mia, mclaren

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user1 who are you hugging there oscar😉 -> user2 could be a fan or one of his sisters -> user3 were his sister there??? -> user2 idk maybe??

logansargeant merica -> oscarpiastri 🇺🇸🦅🤠

landonorris you did good🫡 -> oscarpiastri thanks mate! you too

user4 that looks like the top yn was wearing 🫣 -> user5 who's yn? -> user6 she's a travel vlogger and logans childhood best friend she's been to the last couple races so far this season -> user7 it wouldn't really be weird if it was yn, she's probably known oscar just as long as logan

f1mia we love to see the papaya 🧡

[june]

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yourusername barcelona treated me well... logan on the other hand... -> tagged: circuitdebcncat, logansargeant, f1, oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri i made it to the photo-dump😎 -> yourusername when are you gonna make it to podium?? -> user1 FOUL

logansargeant do you like hurting my feelings? -> yourusername you ate all my chips. -> landonorris you mean crisps?? -> yourusername no brits allowed.

user2 yn woke up and chose VIOLENCE -> lilymhe she's grumpy...

user3 so we're gonna ignore the last pic or.... -> user4 i was thinking the same cause whoooo toookkkk itttt

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oscarpiastri happy birthday to my girl -> tagged: yourusername

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yourusername thank you my love🧡 -> oscarpiastri 🫶🏻🧡

logansargeant i didn't think you were announcing today- -> oscarpiastri it's her birthday, i had to.

user1 I KNEW IT

landonorris what's up with you and americans mate? (you guys are cute) -> oscarpiastri look at her. -> user2 'look at her' SOBBING -> yourusername yeah same🥹

user3 this is the best thing i've seen all day.

user4 we're all stupid.

user5 the paddock is gonna be interesting, who is she gonna be there for??😭 -> oscarpiastri she'll be in papaya -> logansargeant over my dead body.

user6 how did no one see this 😭

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yourusername SURPRISE! my boy got podium!!!!! i'm so proud of you!!!!! (best b-day ever🥲) #81 #P3 -> tagged: oscarpiastri, mclaren

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oscarpiastri i love you -> yourusername i love you more

logansargeant not celebrating my p4😒 -> yourusername get podium then we'll talk :)

user1 i love them so much already😭😭😭😭

user2 watching him run right to made my heart explode😭

user3 such a good race omg

landonorris yeehaw🤠 -> yourusername what did i say about brits. -> landonorris you let alex on here -> yourusername his gf is my bsf. -> landonorris YOUR BF IS MY BSF?!?! -> yourusername shhh

user4 lando and yn 😭😭

lilymhe you guys are so cute stoppp -> yourusername ily 🫶🏻

mclaren our favorite couple ;)

taglist: @formulola @sinofwriting @hs-is-loml @enhacolor @mrosales16

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

wibta if i keep having sex with my friends dad? nsfw warning

i (20s cismale) got invited by my friend (20s nonbinary) to try out some new edibles they made last thursday. this isnt too weird because both of us are unemployed (they get disability, i get money from unemployment, and we both live with our parents) and usually during the day their dad (50s cismale) is at work so we get the house to ourselves. well last thursday was different because i came over late in the night when their dad was home, and he offered to make me some dinner too. i get the munchies really bad so i was immediately like yes please and thank you while i fucked off to my friends room. we played some smash bros while we waited for the cookies to kick in, and when it started to hit his dad called us both out for dinner. dinner was great, and his dad is super chill — so he let us raid his alcohol cabinet. i dont think he knew either of us were stoned for the record (im naturally really quiet/dont make eye contact, my friend sounds high 24/7 naturally) so i dont think he was like trying to get anyone drunk or anything. my tolerance is pretty good but my friends is shit so it didnt take long until they were like blackout drunk and passing out on the couch, while their dad and i were both drunk too (not blackout but pretty drunk, and i was still high) and sitting on the opposite side of the couch next to eachother

important fact about me - i crossdress like femboys or whatever theyre called. i like looking really feminine and cute and confusing people. im not trans or anything like that gender is just a game and i am winning it. but i do tend to dress up in very egirl/goth gf clothes if you know what i mean, and i look pretty convincing ive been told (friend tells me i would pass for ciswoman with the makeup on). i think their dad maybe forgot that i was me (he usually sees me in boy clothes) and he started hitting on me? i didnt think i was gay or bi either until he started doing it and i got really flustered but i didnt stop him? again i was fucked up so the attention felt really nice despite it being my friends dad. but anyways he kept getting closer until he kissed me, and it felt nice so i let it keep going? which was probably super fucked up in retrospect. but anyways stuff gets hot and steamy, their dad doesnt bother lifting up my skirt, one thing leads to another and we have sex. he definitely noticed im not a girl during that (its pretty hard to miss lol) but he didnt stop so we kept going for a while

after we were done he and i passed out on the couch in a kind of awkward position, we both woke up in the morning and i think thats when he realized im me, but he didnt seem to freak out even though hes straight?? or at least i thought he was straight. but we had sex again in the morning and then when my friend woke up we all had breakfast and i went back to my friends room and we hung out more and got high again. while we were though i accidentally spilled the beans to my friend, and they FREAKED out on me and said that i was so gross for doing that, and they cant believe that it happened, stuff like that. they kicked me out of their room and their dad had to drive me home because i was shaking bad from it. but while their dad drove me home i was super pissed and mad and not thinking straight (haha) and so i tried to convince their dad to take a detour so we could fuck again. and he was like, okay sure, so we did?? but now i feel horrible for doing it knowing that it grossed my friend out so much, but i really like their dad and he seems to like me too, and i want to keep banging him :(

What are these acronyms?

[bellewintersroe]

The last daniel fic was delicious. my brain has been working, Danny ric absolutely knows your full skincare routine just because of how much he admires you (I currently have six serums in rotation) so maybe one night reader comes back after a night out or something and doesn’t remember anything. So in the morning Daniel informs her that the skincare routine has not been missed and telling reader exactly what he used and how he used it, being so proud of himself. <3

Daniel Ricciardo x Reader Fluff ☁️

This is the cutest request ever, thank you sm!! Daniel is deffo to the type to look after his gf like a Princess (who even if he doesn’t know the exact names of everything) but I hope this is okay! <3

No warnings just Daniel being cute af and taking care of drunk!reader.

“So I was thinking for next weekend we could- uh, babe, what even is that?” Daniel paused, frowning at the door as he caught sight of you using your Jade Roller Gua Sha. “My Gua Sha.” You casually responded, glimpsing back to him in the mirror before continuing with your daily massages.

“Whatt…” Daniel slowly spoke stepping closer and sliding a gentle hand over the back of your waist. That’s how he always was, so soft with all his movements with you. The look of confusion in your face made you giggle as you spun around kissing his cheek adoringly. “Six steps, babe. It’s all just skin care.”

“Ah okay.” He pretended to know what was going on, eyes roaming over the several bottles neatly stood up on the work surface. “What’s this?”

“Tinted moisturiser? You want some, stops your skin from aging so badly and gives you a tan.” Daniel leapt back seeing you ready to apply some. “I’m good!” He did not want any tan on his face. “Maybe I should start doing your skin care.”

“That’s okay, babe, I don’t really understand all of it.” He was right, it would be another six months of being together before he understood vaguely each step. He knew how important it was to you, those mysterious bottles travelled with you everywhere, he even found a couple things lingering in the fridge. That’s why when you came stumbling in drunk at 2am, Daniel knew exactly what he had to do. “I’m too tired to wipe my makeup off.” You slurred, sighing as you slumped over the edge of the sink. You’d brushed your teeth, that felt like enough for your tired out, drunken brain.

“Awww god, never thought I’d see the day you weren't doing all that shit to your face!” He laughed, already washing his hands in preparation. “Mmmh.” You lazily responded as he dried his hands, pulling your hair back with your fluffy headband to get your face clear. His hands messed with your hair slightly, swiping it back out of your eyes carefully. Drunkly, you’d press messy kisses to his face, in complete adoration of the sexy Australian that you called your boyfriend.

“Eyelashes.” You whispered, pointing it before pulling off the strips and sticking them onto the side. Daniel proceeded to use your makeup cleansing balm, being as gentle as ever as he massaged the product into your face, wiping it clear of the foundation and product. The eyes were particularly tricky, so he reverted to a makeup wipe. But with everything else he felt like a pro, cleanser, moisturiser, some weird thing you called ‘serum’, lip balm, hell he even took your literal contact lenses out for you.

You were a certified mess, borderline passed out at the bathroom counter, so when you woke up feeling a hungover mess, you were borderline concerned as to why your skin felt so lovely and fresh. Your fingers felt for any remnants of mascara or brow gel on your face, but felt nothing. Your lips were smooth as you rubbed them together and any greasy foundation from last night had been cleaned straight off.

“Mmmh.” Not thinking too deeply into it, you threw an arm around Daniel, wrapping his warm body closely to you to escape the chilly blow of the air conditioning.

“Are you hungover, baby?” The Australian besides you sent shivers down your spine with his husky voice. “Mmmmh, kinda.” Your eyes remained shut against his chest as he pressed a light kiss to your forehead. “I wiped your makeup off last night.”

“Thank you, Daniel.” You tiredly hummed, rubbing his chest in appreciation. “Full… full moisturiser and everything.” This caught your attention. You shifted, sitting up slowly so the blood wouldn’t rush from your head.

“Oh yeah? Is that why my skin feels so nice?” The two of you were caressing your face. “I think I did everything, babe. I’m becoming a master at this. I used your wax melt thing first, literally melted off your makeup.” He cleared his throat. “Then I cleaned. Twice, like you always do…” at this point you were climbing on top of his hips, straddling him out of the pure excitement that Daniel memorised all of this (even if the names of things weren’t exactly spot on). “Put on ya moisturiser, all those serum things, your lip balm, spot cream that I steal- I even rolled your face for more than two minutes with your thing.”

“Gua Sha?” You’d giggle, your heart warm with appreciation. “Gua Sha.” Daniel confirmed. “Oh, Daniel.” You swooned. “I do love you. You didn’t need to do all that. Weren’t you tired?” “Nah, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure I didn’t miss a step and now you’re still pretty, all because of me.” He teased as I nudged his belly playfully. “I take care of you that’s what I do.” He announced proudly as your grin would be widespread.

“I know you do. Thank you, baby.” He’d be so warm and cuddly, holding you into his chest with muffled groans, and oh my god he’d have the biggest smile on his face ever. He was high key so proud of himself for nailing each skin care step that he’d literally take over for you each time you would do it on an evening. Eventually he would nail all of the steps (and names) and eventually he himself could nail you in return!

[charlotte3eee]

Something fluffy but weird with Kylian where you love him painting your toes and tickling your feet, he always loves painting your toes white because he thinks it’s sexy, anytime you rest your feet on his lap while sitting on the couch he always runs his fingers up and down your soles and wriggles your tootsies because he knows you love it even though it your ticklish💗

pairing : kylian mbappe x female reader

White toenails

summary : kylian loves to paint his gf y/n toe nails.

warnings : none not proof read? lol

a/n : let me know if you guys want a pt . 2 !! (inbox is open!)

I woke up to the sound of birds chirping and early morning traffic. As I turn around from my bedside table which was on the right, I see my darling boyfriend sleeping peacefully.

Kylian always looked so relaxed when sleeping, not having a care in the world. His lips always looked so plump, and his messy hair and eyebrows, overall it was a damn well beautiful sight.

I run my thumb on his cheek and kiss his temple. “I love you so much my love,” I say in a whisper tone. I turn back around, not trying to make too much noise to wake my Kylian.

I grab my phone off my bedside table and check the weather app. I check for the whole day hoping it would be nice and sunny out to do something fun.

Today was one of those days where me and Kylian had the day off. It was hard having not always just me and Kylian time, not including our daily dinner dates. Luckily summer is here, meaning my job is very flexible/ not have to work too much. And he does not have training with PSG because he is off-season and EDF.

Now we have all the time in the world to stay in bed with each other as long as we want. I go back to the weather app, realizing it was going to be cloudy and cold all day. Though we have other days to do fun stuff, a frown appeared on my face.

I sighed and went to go put my phone back on the bedside table when it slipped off falling to the floor, which also took my water bottle with it. Making both of them make, the loudest noise possible.

I turn to Kylian who now has his elbows resting on the bed, with his eyebrows furrowed together.

I smile and let out a small giggle at his expression.

By his face, I could tell he wanted an explanation and wanted to make sure I was ok, but too tired today so. I love this about Kylian and me, we can always tell each other what we want, without having to say it.

I soon place a kiss on his cheek and explain that I’m alright, and it was just my phone and water bottle that fell. I move the covers off my legs to get out of bed. But all of sudden I feel a gentle grab on my bicep.

“Where do you think you're going amour?” he spoke. I replied saying “I'm going to start on breakfast I’m pretty hungry, you?” “I’m hungry for you,” Kylian said with a smirk. Rolling my eyes, I quickly got up and ran to the door so he couldn’t catch me.

“Come on Ky, we have all day, I promise we can eat quickly and go watch a movie on the couch or go back to bed.” Slowly kylian got out of bed, walking over to the door where I was.

My eyes widen when I saw he was extra big this morning. Kylina had always been big, but when he would just sleep in his boxers or wear them around the house, it was different. 

I started to walk out the door when slide his arms around my waist, picked me up from behind, and carried me to the kitchen. Kylians placed me down spun me around and gave a peck to my lips. His lips always tasted so good in the morning.

I tapped his shoulder and told him to sit down on the couch when I got started on breakfast. Kylian and I decided on pancakes, he told me mine were the best and only mine. I do make so pretty good pancakes.

I made flap jacks and put them down on the island, I also made some eggs and bacon for some protein. Kylian is a big boy, gotta keep him full icky.

I ran around behind the couch and kissed his neck and whisper to Kylian the food was ready. “Ugh I can smell it from here, so good baby,” he said with a kiss on my cheek. “Thank you, my love,” I replied.

Kylian and I sat down on the barstools on the island and began to eat. He went down and ate every last bit of food there was on his plate. Kylian and I talked about all the things we want to do this summer, the places we wanted to travel to, and all the activities he had in mind, etc.

After our delicious breakfast, I stuck to my promise to go watch a movie on the couch. Kylian went and grabbed the big blanket from our room and went to sit down on “his side of the couch”.

He claimed the longer side of the sectional, ever since I moved in that’s always been his spot because he loved it when I rested my feet on his lap. When I did this he would take advantage and tickle my feet, knowing I’m the most ticklish person ever.

When we both got comfortable, Kylina looked down at my toes and a small smirk appeared on his face. I furrowed my eyebrows in confusion. “Is everything ok?” I asked while giggling. “I have an idea,” Is all he said before he pulled me off the couch.

With his hand wrapped around mine, Kylian started running toward our master bedroom. I ran as fast as I could with him. Boy, this man is so fucking fast.

Once we both got into the bathroom, Kylian started digging into the cabinet under the sick. I stood at the door with my arms crossed, still in confusion.

“Will you grab me a towel, please bébé?” Kylian said staring right up at me. I walked over to the rack to grab a towel, once I turned back around, Kylian sat in front of me with a set up to paint my nails.

He loved painting my toenails especially white, he found it very sexy. He also was the only one who could do it as he said. He was pretty good at doing it too, his niece made him do it once. And ever since he’s gotten better and better. So he likes to practice on me.

“Come sit down chérie,” he said. I walked over and gave him the towel, I couldn’t get over him sitting so patiently still in his boxers. I sat down in front of him with my legs out. He began one by one filling, clipping, and buffing my nails. All of the prep.

Kylian pulled out the base coat painting it on. A small laugh came out of my mouth, Kylian wasn't even trying to tickle me it was this bad. “Are you ok mon amour?” Kylian said with a smile on his face.

“Oh yes, I’m ok!” I said trying to keep a straight face. Before I knew it, Kylian was all done putting on the top coat. I sat there on the towel waiting for my toes to dry to the pretty milky white color. Kylian cleaned everything and put all the supplies away.

Kylian and I stayed seated on the cold tile of the bathroom floor waiting for the polish to dry.

After what felt like ages of waiting for them to dry, they were finally finished. He grabbed my hand picked me up and carried me bridal-style back to the living room. Small giggles from both of us leaving the hallway.

Once back to the couch, I grabbed the remote and pressed play on the movie. We went back to the same position before. Now with just a happy Kylian this time.

As the movie went on I keep glancing over at Kylian, the whole time he wasn't watching the movie but just staring at my feet. I just let it slide not thinking anything about it.

All of a sudden I felt soft strong hands at the soles of my feet. Oh fuck I’m not surviving this. Slowly he went up and down. “Kylian stop doing that I’m not fucking around!” Y/n quietly raised her voice.

“Doing this?” Kylian began to full on tickle my feet. Now I was bursting out laughing. “Kylian quit-“ I couldn’t even get out a full sentence it was so bad.

I soon felt relief when I didn’t feel his hands anymore. But now he was on top of me?

[sarcasticxxstar]

abby fucks you to help stop your cramps.

modern au :) abby is a hardworking girl who loves to provide for her gf.

(God is going to show me this when I try to get into heaven and i’ll just turn around with a grin on my face)

minors don’t interact !!!

your cramps had been killing you all day. right when you woke up the cramps hit you like a damn tidal wave. you even had to call off from work because NOTHING was helping to stop your cramps.

you took way more meds then a doctor would like. you drank all the water. you tried heat, showering, laying in weird ass positions.

you were in hell and nothing was going to stop that.

well, not nothing. your lovely girlfriend, abby, had finally gotten home. she was late from work, which she usually is as she always likes to finish what she starts (*wink*)

the second abby is home she’s getting food into you, making sure you drink water, she’s checking how much meds you have had and doing absolutely anything she can to help you feel more comfortable

no matter how much you protest she keeps trying to comfort you. playing with your hair and giving you a massage. and then during the massage is when the cramps finally start to go away

you gently moan as she works out a knot on your back and abby gets an idea

“you know i read that orgasms alleviate cramps” she says it extremely nonchalant and your face goes bright red at the thought.

and soon her fingers are fucking into you and it’s so hard to feel embarrassed because your cramps are being replaced with so much pleasure

each time you moan or whine abby’s grin grows ten times wider, but she’s still not satisfied.

slowly abby starts sucking and kissing all over your thighs while her fingers pump into you

she’s definitely leaving hickeys all over your thighs but all you can feel is a a tight band form in your stomach

“harder abs… baby i need more” and abby grins against your skin. her mouth slowly latches onto your clit as she fucks you even tougher

her tongue laps your clit over and over and you’re a god damn mess. abby just sucks harder and goes deeper. your moans are turning pornographic at this point and abby is not fucking stopping anytime soon.

“i’m gonna cum! fuck abby right there.” abby’s added a third finger and is going as deep as physically possible. she moans at your words and the vibration on your clit is what sends you over the edge. it leaves you cumming all over her face and she eagerly licks it up despite the blood.

while your breathing heavily and coming down from the high you feel abby shift beside you.

“how about we take advantage of that wetness and get out the strap? would my pretty slut like that?”

[gladdygirl18]

In the span of today, I have been fed with tickles and a side of tickles

Long story incoming so continue under cut

Blue Me, Pink GF

So today I took a mental health day from classes (wasn't feeling well and the stress was making me physically sick) and my GF did the same and we just spent the day in my dorm

We did some work, ordered some McDonald's, and watched TV. After that, we cuddled for a bit before taking a mini nap. We woke up wanting to watch YT, and my GF loves being goofy and pretended to sleep on my shoulder

I reached behind me and started dragging my dull nails along her stomach and I felt her breathing Hitch as she was fake snoring

"What's so funny, hun?"

I did this for a while before my GF grabbed my arm and did the same thing. Now again, my girlfriend has healthily long nails and her dragging her nails along my bare belly tickled so much omggggg 😖😳😆💖

"What's so funny hun? Huh, what's so funny?"

After that, we just watched YT for a good while, and OMGGGG I was struck with such a Lee mood. When she went to the bathroom, I had texted her saying, and I quote,

"Hey Uhm, so..... please don't take this the wrong way or think it's weird but... I already told you how I liked tickling and being tickled, and you practically do it on a daily basis and always know how to make me smile with them, or even if I'm being a brat😜 But uhm.... there are times where I just.... want you to tickle me without mercy, yknow, like how sometimes you tickle me to cheer me up.... I don't want you to stop short when you get a smile out of me. I know this sounds really weird and I'm sorry if it does but I've been meaning to tell you for a while now since I told you I liked tickling, but even just telling you that was already difficult for me"

In response she said, "Alright then."

After a while, she comes out of the bathroom and lays down with me before tickling my armpit.

"Stohohohop!" (While squirming)

"Nu uh. Not after what you just texted me~"

I LOVE HERRRR 💖😳💖😳😆🥹💖🥹😆

After that, we kept watching videos on YT. Then we went to a pride club meeting to watch some Percy Jackson (mainly went to support cuz I'm not that inot PJO)

After a while, my girlfriend and I have this conversation (colors still apply)

After that, when the meet up ended we went back to my dorm and watched more YouTube. She would occasionally tickle me or scratch my sides, but not full blown tickle me, and kinda was feeling a bit down, cus in my mind, I'm thinking she forgot. My girlfriend has a 6th sense of knowing when something is wrong with me (but I love her for that ☺️🥰💖)

"Hey, you know you can tell me anything right? Be it silly or embarrassing"

I tried to speak out about it but couldn't

"Hey, just send it through text" (holds up her phone with a smile)

I WANTED TO CRYYYY 😭💖💖💖😭😭

She knew that even if I didn't feel comfortable speaking what was on my side verbally, she compromised by having me say through text, and I had said,

".......I want you to tickle me. Ik asked before but...... I'm sorry I don't mean to sound selfish or anything that's not my intention its just...... After yesterday, yeah this little mental health day was needed but, I feel like i haven't really smiled or laughed that much today yknow. And I'm sorry if I'm constantly asking you about it, but.... There's no one else ik who I can turn to about this"

I noticed her reading it and she chuckled

"You're so needy"

Me, in my vulnerable Lee touch starved state, took that as an offense and kinda turned away from her. She then asked for a hug and when I hug her, she started kissing my neck and tickling my armpits again, as well as my sides and belly, and when I tried to turn over to avoid her nails, SHE WOULD FLIP ME BACK OVER!

AHHHHH I LOVE HER 😭💖🥰🥰💖😭💖

After that, she stopped and asked "better?" I nodded with a small laugh before she kissed me.

"I didn't want to come off as needy, yknow"

"I get it, and hey, i was just teasing; dont take it to heart"

We then went back to watching YouTube. Current position we're in: I'm laying on my stomach, Gf is sitting against the wall with her legs over my back with my ass in between her. While watching videos, she starts gliding and tracing her nails on my ass, and

OMGGGG WHY THE FUCK DID IT TICKLE SO MUCH 😖😖😖😖💖

IT GETS BETTER! When I was kicking my legs, my girlfriend caught my ankles, stared at my dead in the eyes, showed me her nails (did the classic cartoon thing where if a villain or cat flex their fingers and their Claws appear; hers were already there 😂💖) and started tickling my feet

AND REMEMBER, I CANT MOVE BECAUSE HER LEGS HAVE ME LOCKED DOWN 💖😖🥰😭💖☺️☺️😆😆💖😭 AHHHH I LOVE HER SO MUUUUUUCHHH

And yeahhhh that was my day! Tomorrow is my 20th birthday, so maybe I'll get some birthday tickles instead of birthday punches from my girlfriend, so stay tuned for (hopefully) another TTS tomorrow 🥰💖

Tagging the fwends: @burningablaze @cutesmokes @giggly-squiggily @lovelymessybubbly @otomiyaa @jettorii @sunstone-smiles

[ruminate88]

Mind Fudge 🫠

One minute I know for sure without a doubt Andrew was emotionally unavailable because he was a robot when I broke up with him. No emotions or tears given to me. I cried all night and dreamt of him all night and when I woke up, first thing I did was text him to ask if he’s okay and of course he replies with, “I’m fine. How about you?” 😳😭 I stupidly told him “no I was a zombie” and he was like “aww I’m sorry you need space today” like I did the breaking up but it truly felt like he did it. It felt like he did not care how upset I was… Emotional abuse is the only clarity I’ve been able to receive for all the confusion I had with Andrew.

Then there is this other part of my brain that wonders, “What if I’m misdiagnosing him?” And “What if there was just a lot of miscommunication and misunderstanding??” 😳😤😭 My brain hurts constantly going back and forward. My brain often won’t stop analyzing the past trying to make sense and the ONLY reasons I won’t reach out to Andrew and try to have honest conversations is: first off, he cheated and I had proof but he denied me my proof and accused me of catfishing him… Second, I lost trust once I knew he was capable of lying about cheating or hiding other girls behind my back. 3rd, I’m married now and it would very much deeply upset and hurt my new man if I tried to reach back out to Andrew. 😭 (I’m afraid to hurt my husband) I’m already feeling guilty about having this secret blog in the first place but I’m just trying to understand my feelings 😓

Daily and through the day my brain battles “Is Andrew truly emotionally unavailable and a manipulatior? OR was it miscommunication through texting and did I make a mistake breaking up with him?” But I can’t help to remind myself he already had a new gf he was posting about over the summer while telling me “I don’t know how to make things better, you just need time and space to get over me. Just stop texting me.” SO, I did stop texting him but theeeeeeeeen he started calling me but not saying anything… just listens to my voice 😰💔💔💔💔 Is that not low key weird and confusing?? That only further causes me to think he’s got a personality disorder OR he was missing me but I doubt that. I feel like he was just missing all the attention I was giving me.

I also can’t deny the times he was criticizing me after we broke up plus the constant stress dumping on me he did. Always being upset at me for his homework and family pressures. Trying to make me feel guilty for his problems but nothing I did or said made it better. He just would continue to complain to me but not actually he there for me when I wanted or needed him (one sided relationship) I mean there is MORE evidence pointing to a toxic and manipulative relationship than a healthy and loving one… BUT THEN I go back to “why wouldn’t he break up with me and why did he want more time to think it all over plus did I make the right choice dumping him cuz I didn’t want to but I thought he didn’t love me I mean, he cheated… that’s pretty much a sign you don’t love me.

Then I feel this huge disconnect in my new relationship and my brain won’t let up. It hyper focuses on Andrew ALLL THE FREAKIN TIME!!!!! I mean, I feel something is wrong with me and so I tell myself stop breaking down every word or action from him in the relationship and focus on your own problems and issues. GAH 😝😝😝😝

Plus I feel I have so much to process from Cody and Jake… ugh Jake is a nightmare I don’t wanna think of him 🥺🥺🥺 I only wanna think of Andrew and the love bombing cuz it felt so amazing but I realize it was prob fake and how am I 100% it was love bombing?? I mean, it appeared to be intense amount of attention and obsession he was giving me. He would wake up and text me good morning plus send me a Snapchat selfie from his shower also saying good morning and ask me if I slept okay… then Snapchat me all day off and on but other days not message me at all!!! he only acted super into me like that for the month of January then he was turning cold after that and leading up to January, our relationship seemed “luke warm” He didn’t seem hot or cold with me. was weird…. (Bread crumbing ??)

I get worn out waring in my head all the time 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

[deardiaryxo1]

Today was quite eventful, and overall, it turned out to be a successful day. Let me start from the beginning. I woke up feeling a bit groggy because I stayed up late thinking about various things. One of my late-night activities included googling some weird things, which I found quite amusing. 🤦‍♀️😅

Unfortunately, my late-night adventure caused me to oversleep, and consequently, I arrived at school late. Being short on time, I had to multitask and do my makeup in a hurry. I knew I wouldn't have time to fix myself up after classes, and I definitely didn't want to risk missing my Prince Charming. 🫠

Speaking of my Prince Charming, during my 10 am routine, I noticed him sitting at a table with his girlfriend, but they weren't engaged in a romantic conversation. To my surprise, they were checking their school books together. I never knew he had such a studious side 😂 He has always had the appearance of a wild child with a hint of hopeless romantic, but seeing him involved in academics was unexpected. 😅

As I walked past them, I overheard him saying, "I will show you; it will be easier once you see me doing it." It seems like he was helping her with her studies. Could he be any more perfect? 😫

FAST-FORWARD ⏭️, after my classes ended, I had to hurry to the restroom. I ran so fast that I started sweating and my makeup smudged on my clothes. Luckily, my dress was made of a material that allowed me to wipe it off easily.

I changed into a new outfit in just two minutes and fixed my hair quickly. My eyeliner had smudged because it was windy outside, so I had trouble reapplying it. I decided to use black eyeshadow instead, and it worked well. I felt confident that I looked good again. 💁🏻‍♀️

When I left the restroom, I saw him standing by a window, busy with his phone. I didn't know whether to walk slowly and let him see me, or do something to get his attention, it would look stupid though 🥲. I ended up pretending to talk on the phone, walking past him about a meter away. I said things like, "Yes, we can do that tomorrow, I'm free."

I PRAYED THAT MY PHONE WOULD NOT START RINGING.🤣

Surprisingly, as I got closer, he looked up at me while putting his phone away. It seemed like he might say something, like “alright?” but instead just nodded and smiled awkwardly. I wasn't sure if he thought I looked foolish or if he was impressed with how I looked. 🥹

I felt my phone vibrate, but it wasn't a call, thankfully. I kept up the phone conversation act for a little longer, just in case. 🤣

Once I stepped out of the school door and was out of his sight, I finally ended my fake phone conversation and checked my phone. To my surprise, it was him! 😳😱😱😱😱😱😱 He had sent me a message while I was walking past him.

Instead of opening the message right away, I decided to wait until I got home in about 15 minutes. It seemed like a better idea to have a calm and uninterrupted moment to read and respond to his message. 🫠

The message was sweet and short “Hey you, how was your weekend break? Any plans for today?😊”

The last bit got me nervous as I knew where this is all going…. So without thinking twice I sent him “Hi there , i am good thanks :) wanted to ask why do you want to meet up so much? You have gf.”

I SENT IT WITHOUT READING.

I felt a wave of regret wash over me, and tears welled up in my eyes. I messed up so badly. The day had started off well, and my plan had worked perfectly until I sent that message. I just wanted to crawl into a hole and disappear. All I wanted was for him not to reply, so I could pretend it never happened. 😭😭😭

But if he did reply, I thought maybe I could salvage the situation by pretending I was drunk messaging him. 🤨The problem was, it was only 3 PM in the afternoon, and it would be hard to pass off being drunk at that time. I felt trapped and didn't know how to fix this mess I had created…. 😫

[andrewbelindo]

COVID will fucking sneak up on ya...

Since 2020, I've been masking, social distancing, minimizing trips out, even quarantining from my partners if I so much as think I was exposed to someone with COVID.

Sunday, I had a virtual writing tutor appointment. I've just restarted T, which in the past has made me prone to pain in my vocal cords if I talk too much. And here I was, talking (loudly) for an hour straight about my book. In the middle of my appointment, I started noticing a mild sore throat, but I thought nothing of it. It was expected.

So Monday, when I woke up with a very sore throat, I thought it was a continuation from the day before. I'd overexerted my voice, after all. Happened all the time when I was on T before. Being a virtual tutor myself during the lockdowns, I'd talked myself rasp plenty of times, with many of those times ending in a panic attack because "WHAT IF IT'S COVID?!" So I was calm this time. "It's just from the tutoring session. Obviously. I haven't talked that much at one time since starting T." So I didn't isolate at home. The sore throat started to clear up Monday night, and Tuesday morning, I was almost back to normal. I went to work, avoiding using my voice as much as possible so it could rest, and by the end of the day Tuesday, I felt almost good as new.

Except then, my sinuses started to have a dull ache to them.

No sniffles. No stuffy nose. (Well, that I noticed, anyway.) Just this ACHE that means something in my snoot is swollen and angry.

So I took a COVID test to try to quell the panic attack that was bubbling in me. Unluckily, my tests were badly expired, so not even the control line showed up. But I was tired (a little weirdly so), so I decided to go to sleep and check in the morning with fresher tests.

After waking up with a faint headache and some intestinal anger, I went and took that new COVID test.

...Admittedly, I was not expecting it to be positive this morning. This was supposed to be part of my little ritual to turn off my anxiety. It's not actually supposed to have that little red line in the T section.

P A N I C

Thankfully, my gf calmed me down. The tests I took were still a year expired. They could be wrong. I don't feel sick. Voice exhaustion and anxiety (because my anxiety actually does affect my sinuses, which caused plenty of real fun anxiety spirals during past COVID scares) explain all my symptoms. We decided to both get COVID tests today (both our jobs hand them out free) and I'd retest after work.

At work, I felt great! Other than being tired, I felt 100% normal!

I came home, gathered my tests, and locked myself in a bathroom. But before I'd even finished setting up my second test, the first had a line for positive.

...not good.

15 minutes later confirmed it. Both tests were VERY positive, more so than the one this morning.

Fuck.

And that's the weird part. I feel fine! It feels like I literally just strained my voice Sunday and recovered from it! But at the same time, I'm actually not fine, and I can kinda feel it.

And I feel like no one talks about this part of COVID. Like, I see all sorts of people saying "Oh, I thought it was just allergies but then I realized I couldn't breathe" and I'm like "how do you mistake COVID for allergies?" And it's because COVID tells you it's nothing. When I actually pay attention to my body, I realize the sore throat is still lingering. My sinuses hurt (and I've actually been a little stuffy and runny). I have a headache. I'm exhausted and want nothing more than to sleep for, like, a week straight. I've had stomach issues all day. But my brain is like "You're not sick! You feel 100% well! Run around and lick all the books at work!" It's fucking WEIRD. I have all these symptoms, but it's like they're invisible to me. Even when I notice them, my brain is so quick to explain them away as allergies, anxiety, talking too much. Even after testing positive! This is probably also why people who were hospitalized will get out of the hospital and go "oh, that wasn't so bad." YOU WERE IN THE HOSPITAL! But COVID convinces them it wasn't bad.

I don't even feel my own symptoms right now. It's fucking terrifying. If not for the positive tests, I'd think nothing was wrong with me.

So really, one of the first signs of COVID is probably the thought "this is definitely not COVID."

[unrequited-words]

02/09/2023 Thursday 8:47 p.m.

Last night was difficult. Around 2:30 or 3:00 I heard Zod dancing and singing with his headphones on. He was singing but a whisper/singing. I walked in the other room and told him to stop or turn it down and he got pissed at me. It was my day off and after he and I had sex he continued drinking to calm his anxiety and insomnia. It caused a stupid fight and I turned my phone around so the screen wasn’t lit up and ignored his texts and went back to sleep.

We transitioned A to her toddler bed. Around midnight or so she gave up and fell asleep. She woke up about 8:30 and I heard the toilet seat bang and so I thought it’s Zod either half asleep or drunk but it was A. I got up with her and around 10 or so we made us scrambled eggs and I had a piece of toast. Zod did something to his back and has been out of commission.

We took her to grandmas and Aunt Reese around eleven and an hour or so later we left to go shopping. He said let’s get a bottle so we did. The fireball is almost gone (yeah, I know… whatever) and he picked this goofy new Amsterdam raspberry vodka and it tastes like a weird candy. I made a smoothie and added it to it. I had a little of it when we got home around 1:30 or so.

Mom gave me some clothes and most don’t fit and the ones that didn’t I repacked them and put them back in the car. Around 6 or so he was drunk and woke me up to text my friend Sue and tell her off. She’s been putting me on read due to seasonal depression and her situation. She and her husband aren’t working and it’s messy. Zod keeps saying let’s buy them a car battery. I’m like why? She’ll never answer me back. It’s the nice thing to do I’m just fucking sad. She’s the only friend I have her in Utah and now I’m just so alone.

I have Neil and our kids, I have his sister and his step mom but any other friends are nonexistent. I have my work buddy and his gf but I’m here just like damn, when I left three years ago I really left everything behind. My so called ‘bff’ Heather doesn’t fucking get it. She has a job now and wants kids but doesn’t get the struggle. She doesn’t get how isolating it is and how sad you get.

I work from home, Zod raises our daughter who I hardly see. I can’t separate work from home so when. I get a shitty customer I take it out on Astrid and Neil with my yelling. I need to work on that but damn I truly feel so fucking alone. I don’t speak to any of my brothers except in some group family text and they kind of respond but not really. I knew I’d always be alone and making internet friends is useless. I have put so much emotional energy into friendships and it’s bit me in the ass.

I have had people ghost me and not tell me why. I have always been too much for one reason or another and it’s getting to the point to where I’ll just keep writing here and pretend I don’t exist. It’s almost a quarter til nine and I keep thinking… what is the baby up to? Did she have a nap tonight? What did she have for dinner?

I keep praying to have a good night so we don’t fight. I hope the customer are nice to me tomorrow and I have a good work day. I was hoping to go out on a date and he said let’s get some propane, a really nice cut of steak for valentines and I said no that’s not what I want. We haven’t been out on a date in TWO FUCKING YEARS. Can we go somewhere? The sizzler? A restaurant called Dees? Any place but in this house.

I want to be wined and dined on 50.00 😂 we can finally afford it. What will happen is he will continue to drink, I’ll continue to work and we won’t have a date and I’ll be fucking sad and I won’t say anything. He doesn’t get me flowers but he takes care of the house while I work. He got me chocolate that I’ve been eating the last few weeks. I know he’s sad because he doesn’t work and has anxiety. but why don’t i get nice things? He keeps saying to buy a tv which we can afford the Visio we have is on its last legs l… and he said let’s get you something nice and I’m like if we can afford it sure.

I hate being alone in my thoughts. It’s very quiet tonight. Everything is turned off and the only light is the lamp from my work desk. I made some work notes to make tomorrow easier. Before I napped he made me a burger because I said can we stop for a burger and he said no it’s too expensive when burgers should be 3.50.

We don’t eat out. We don’t get coffee at Starbucks or beans and brews. We don’t eat out, and yet I’m not happy. I’m happy for what we have but I’m sad. I stay home, work from home, and the only time we leave is to get groceries. I haven’t been sick in a while I’m thankful for that, I’m just fucking sad and I wish something would change.

I want to make Valentine’s Day special but it won’t be. Hell drink, I’ll work, and the vacation we have from the baby is that. Just silence. Fuck, how depressing.

[enviablee]

I went to therapy yesterday and started talking about my ex and when i told my therapist out something that i had done i started to tear up and the rest of the day i spent in this weird funk. My parents were in town visiting me(they had driven 12 hrs to see me) and i told my gf at the time that i promise I'll try to be back early so we can go to the pool. Now obvs i got late because my dad hadn't eaten and was driving around to find something. She saw me(on find my iphone) and got mad saying i lied to her and broke her trust again. So i told her that i was sorry but my dad hadn't eaten so we were looking for food and she was like Idc he's an adult he can figure it out. I'm very close to my parents so this hurt a lot. That night i literally stood in the parking lot telling my mom i wish i could jump into the river and die bc i always felt like i had to choose and she said we'll never ask you to choose between her and us. Damn while writing this in crying. I went back to the house and we got into an argument and i told her that i have seen them for a yr and she was like i haven't seen mine for 5 and so i said that's not my fault...i have a good relationship with my parents.

The worst part is the next morning i woke up and made her breakfast and cleaned the house tm and took care of the animals

First. I wanna say thank you for confiding in me and sharing this with me. It’s okay to get emotional and cry and I’m glad you found my ask box to be a safe place to open up about it. Bottling up feelings is THE WORST thing you could do.

Second, Im also very very very family-oriented and I had a similar problem with one of my ex’s in the past as well. So I totally understand how torn you feel right now. I do not think that was very fair of her to come at you like that and accuse you of lying to her without having a proper conversation about it first. Of course, I don’t know your gf, but I’m sure her assumption came from a place of insecurity in herself. This does not justify her actions or words in making you feel guilty, but it’s important to take this into consideration too.

I am very glad you are here and didn’t jump into any rivers because you have a purpose here regardless of if you are aware of it yet or not. Be patient with yourself. I’m not sure how long you have been with your gf or any other details of your relationship, but if this is something that happens a little more often than it should, I would consider having a sit-down with her and laying it all out on the table. For those of us who have a good relationship with our parents, it is okay to put our family first. Do not feel guilty for making time for your family. If she is having trust issues with you but are not properly communicating those feelings and thoughts in a productive way, it becomes more difficult for you to reassure her. Then, this causes a domino effect where you will start to have trust issues with her if she continues to jump to conclusions about your intentions rather than speaking with you first. Like I said, I suggest speaking with her during a time where there’s less tension between you two, calm and level-headed, and explain how it made you feel. In a way that won’t make her feel like you’re pointing any fingers because that may result in her getting defensive.

Sorry for babbling, I hope I helped a lil. Even if it helped you feel heard and understood. My inbox and ask box is always open if you need to vent my friend 💜 continue to be strong but remember it’s okay to fall sometimes, just make sure you dust yourself off and get back up.

[iguessweallcrazyithinktho]

Fake dating thing

Prompts : fake lovers to real lovers

“I’m easy. Buy me a nice ring and I’ll lie to your parents.”

“Are you doubting my acting skills?”

Summary || Chris family can't stop bugging him on when he's going to get a GF or not so he use you to shut them up

Genre || fluff

Warnings || fake dating

Pairing || Chris Evans x reader

A/n || please don't post any of my content anywhere else without my permission!

Comment and reblogs welcome

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Chris paced back in forth in his living room as he thought. Thought about how he was going to do this. See his family wouldn't stop asking him when he was going to get into a relationship. It was so often to the point where it was getting extremely annoying to him.

He was really concerning having a fake relationship, but he had no idea who he was going to do it with. Everyone that crossed his mind was in a relationship.

He sighed to himself and walked over to the kitchen, he opened the fridge and grabbed a beer out of it. It then hit him who he should do it with.

You!

You were single, lived in Boston and his family didn't know you (except Scott). He walked over to the counter and sat his beer down as he grabbed his phone. He dialed your number waited a few seconds before you picked up.

"um hi Chris."

He said hi back and began to request his plan. "So I know this is weird and probably dumb, but y/n I need your help." On the other side you scrunched your eyebrows, "okay, what do you need?"

Chris sucked in his breath. "Y/n, I'm going to need you to be my fake Girlfriend."

Your eyes widened, "your fake Girlfriend?"

"yeah, my family won't stop asking me when I'm going to get one so I need you to be my fake one to shut them up." Chris finished and there was a silence between you two.

Chris soon started to Panic. "You don't have to I'm just-" "Chris, it's fine, I'll do it. When do you need me?"

Chris breath a sigh of relief. "Um this weekend. Can you do that?"

“I’m easy. Buy me a nice ring and I’ll lie to your parents. I can do it." Chris Chuckled on the other end. "The ring part is something I'm not sure about yet, but if you're down I'll see you Saturday, my house okay?"

"okay, I'll see you then."

Chris hung up the phone and placed it back on the couch. It was show time.

Saturday rolled through fast. You woke up early to make sure you were ready. Even though this wasn't real it didn't stop you from making yourself look appealing.

Later that morning you left to go to Chris' house. When you arrived there Chris was already waiting for you.

"hey, y/n, come in." You let yourself into his concord home and turned around to him. "So um Do you know how to fake a relationship?" Chris asked as he tucked his hands in his pockets.

"are you doubting my acting skills?"

Chris smiled, "no, I'm not, sorry." He stepped around you and Walked to the kitchen. "Well I'm going to grab my stuff and I'll be ready to go." Chris ventured off into his house for his things. You stayed in the foyer giving Dodger some pets.

Not long after Chris returned to the foyer. He was dressed in a button up flannel, basically his usual style. "Alright ready?"

You nodded, "yeah." Chris opened the door and walked outside with you.

-

He took the few minute drive to his mom's house in silence With you in the car. It was a little awkward, but it was nothing you both couldn't handle by playing a little music.

Chris pulled into his mom's driveway 20 minutes later. He put the car in park and turned it off. "Alright," he turned to you. "Here goes nothing."

He got out of the car and shut his door before he ran to your side and opened the door for you. He was really trying to keep up with the sweet boyfriend act and you were loving it to be honest.

You both walked up the stairs together. Before Chris could even lift his hand the door swung open revealing his mom.

"oh, you both made it."

She pulled Chris into a hug and then you. When she pulled away Chris spoke. "Ma this is y/n, y/n this is my mom."

Lisa turned to you, "it's very nice to meet you, heard a lot about you." You turned to Chris a smirk on your face as Lisa told you both to come in. He just strugged and followed her.

You both walked into the house that used to be chris' childhood home. Pictures of his family hung on the wall, some that look recently, some that didn't.

You followed Lisa to the living room where chris' sisters were. When they saw you they got up. "you must be y/n."

Carly was the first to hug you then Shanna. They were sweet and it made you feel a lot more comfortable than you were.

After greeting, you took a seat on the long sectional sofa bedside Chris.

"so y/n, we've heard a lot about you." Shanna said. "He said you were very beautiful and he wasn't wrong."

You turned to Chris for a split second with raised eyebrows before turning back to them. "Thank you, you all are very beautiful and sweet."

-

You all made conversation for a while until dinner was ready. You very much blended in with them and Chris saw it. You were possible the first woman to ever get along the first time you meet his family, sadly your relationship was fake.

-+-

You all ate dinner together. Chris was of course showing affection to you to make it look as real as possible.

After dinner you all returned to the living room. Lisa and Carly showed you some of Chris' old pictures. They were adorable as well.

Chris sat on the other couch watching you. He had a grin on his face. Somehow he started to feel something else for you, something that wasn't a friendship kinda feeling.

Later that day the sun was down, the moon was out and it was time to go. You and Chris returned to the car. You buckled yourself in a sat back with a sigh.

Chris got in, shutting his door. "Well that wasn't so bad was it?" Chris asked turning to you. You smiled and shook your head. "No, we just need to do this faking thing for I don't know, forever."

Chris sighed as he Brought his hands to your knees. "You know we don't have to fake it. It can be real."

You turned to him, "you wanna be in a real relationship?"

Chris nodded, "yeah I mean seeing you interact with My family better than any other woman I dated sparked me with happiness so um yeah."

Chris grew quiet as he grew nervous.

You sighed, "well I don't mind that at all actually." You looked over at Chris, "I like you a lot and I'm more than willing to be in a relationship with you."

You placed your finger under chris' chin and made him look at you. "So yeah, I want a real relationship."

Chris Chuckled before giving you a long, passion kiss. Something he's been wanting to do for years.

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[bubbleteaimagines]

— WOKE UP IN VEGAS WITH A STRANGER: PART FIVE

❝ A FUCKING DOUCHEBAG APPARENTLY ❞

You sigh as you put your phone down, an uneasy feeling settling in your stomach. You knew Iwaizumi was just stubborn, but you still didn’t like it when he was mad at you. And besides, you were telling the truth. This wasn’t like last time, you’d make sure of that. And you’d prove it to him and everyone else that you weren’t that person anymore. Your changed.

Shaking your head, you were suddenly snapped out of your thoughts by the front bell of Miya Onigiri ringing. Straightening up, you immediately became interested as a figure came into the restaurant — Atsumu by the looks of it. You didn’t know what he looked like apart from a blurry hangover memory, but Osamu had told you that they were twins. And well, he sure did look a lot like the owner.

You two had decided to meet here since it was neutral ground and convenient for you both. Not mention that you were beyond hungry and couldn’t wait to eat anywhere else.

“Um,” Instinctly, you stood up and bowed as he walked over to your table, having spotted you. For some reason, nervousness began to pool into your stomach but you tried to brush it off. “Atsumu, right? Nice to meet you.”

“Yeah,” His voice was dull as he looked you up and down, quite literally giving you the most low-effort bow there was before sliding into the booth across from you. Frankly, you thought it was weird how tired and worn out he looked, but you decided to chalk it up to him maybe having bad day.

“Well- we have a lot to talk about, don’t we?” You chuckled as you took a sip of your water, but Atsumu made no move to entertain you.

“Let’s just get this over with, yeah? I want a divorce,” He said.

You were taken back by how bluntly he said it. No greetings, no asking about how it happened, just... straight to the point.

You blinked. “...Okay then. Well that’s why we’re here, aren’t we?” You said, a little confused. “You said wanted to talk about getting the papers-”

“I’ve already called a lawyer,” He interrupted you, holding his hand up. “She’ll be in town next Tuesday so clear your schedule. We’ll meet up then.”

“...”

You narrowed your eyes at the man in front of you. Quite honestly, you were getting a little peeved by his attitude and you could feel your fingers twitching. You had thought that maybe he’d be a little more laid back, judging from his texts, but maybe you’d assumed wrong...

“...Okay then. But we still need to discuss-”

“I’ve already talked to her about it and you’re not getting any assets. You’re not entitled to alimony either so don’t even ask.”

You clenched your fists.

“Okay first of all-”

“Are we done here?” He rolled his eyes as he rudely checked his phone, shoving it back in pocket with a grunt and looking at you with anger behind his eyes. Who it was directed to, you didn’t know. But at the moment you really didn’t care as you slammed your fist on the table, eyes narrowed and your anger directed at him.

“Are you fucking kidding me?” You couldn’t stop the venom that laced your words as you stared at him in disbelief, not believing that he just had the nerve to- “Did you just fucking say I can’t have any assets?”

Atsumu blinked. “Well duh. I thought it was obvious, so if it’s my money you’re after then-”

“Your money?!” A couple of people looked over to your table due to how loud you screeched, chair scraping as you leaned back in utter shock. “Atsumu, I don’t know who the hell you think you are but you have no right, none whatsoever, to assume I’d want or even need your fucking money!”

Just who the hell did this guy think you were? If anything you should be worried about him, taking your money! Whose to say that he wasn’t the bum?

“Excuse me? You don’t have to be so loud,” He snapped, rolling his eyes.

You scoffed. “Well apparently I do, cause it’s the only way to talk without you interrupting me! You know what- I can’t believe this! I honestly can’t, and it’s just my luck I’d marry some fucking asshole like you!”

“We’re not actually married dumbass!” Atsumu growled, “And in case you haven’t noticed, you’re making a scene!”

“Good!”

“Um...is everything okay over here?”

Your heated staring session was interrupted by Osamu coming over, eyes weary as you glared at his twin brother. Nevermind you were in a public place, you had a mind to punch him in his face but you valued your Onigiri too much.

“Yeah, actually-” Your chair scraped as you stood up, glaring Atsumu down before turning to his much nicer brother, “I was just leaving! It seems that you were only one that sucked up some manners in the womb, Osamu!”

“Oh whatever!” Atsumu scoffed from beside you, “Samu, do us all a favor and kick her out, will you? She’s making a scene.”

“He doesn’t have to kick me out because I’m leaving!”

“Fine!”

“FINE!”

“Good!”

“GOOD!”

You fumed as you snatched up your purse, storming past the very confused Osamu and out of the restaurant. As you trudged towards the door, you could feel people staring at you, curious as to what the hell happened, but you paid them no mind as only one thought came to your head.

Atsumu Miya was a fucking dickhead.

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So I waited a day before telling this story. Because it truly is unbelievable!

So two days ago (Thursday) my gf and I went out to lunch. Nothing fancy just a nice little seafood spot we go to from time to time. I had on a nice pair of joggers and a nice sweatshirt, she had on her new pink tights, and a blue sweater. We were dressed comfortably. Anyway, we go to the spot and get our usual, I get the shrimp and mussels and she got the shrimp and crab, with the juicy wings. She decided to get medium instead of mild.

Fast forward, this spot is not far from her house but the interstate at the time is what made the trip home turn from 20 min to 45 min. Also there was a really bad accident that seemed fresh so the police just got there. So we’re just hitting it and I kid you not, I can hear her stomach gurgle. I said nothing of it because my stomach does that too sometimes. We’re still in deep traffic and I hear her stomach again. This time I say “you still hungry?” She replied, “No babe. I think I have to shit.”

DISCLAIMER***

She knows about my pantypoop fetish and has said no in the past to trying it one time.

Moving on. About 5 min go by and now she places her hand on her stomach. Now I’m thinking “Oh man. She might actually shit herself. This would be great if she did.” So she starts breathing calmly and seeing if there’s any way we can get out of the traffic. Also there’s no where on the side of the road she can poop, unless she wanted the cops to see her. “Babe, I really need to shit now. Can we pull off the next exit to a gas station?” She asked. I said “sure.” Mind you I had to navigate through traffic from the fast line to the exit lane cause our exit is past traffic. So this takes a couple more minutes.

Now she’s clenching her stomach with both hands and bending over. In my mind I’m thinking “wow, she might really shit herself.” And truthfully, I did not drive to prolong the event, also the more I looked at my gf in pain the more I really wanted her to make it. So I did try my best and even with all the cutoffs I was doing and all the honks, I was able to make it to the exit lane but we still had a few more feet to go. “Babe, I’m so serious. I’m going to shit myself if we don’t get there soon.” I hear her stomach again. “Omg why didn’t I poop yesterday. Why did I get those medium wings?” She said.

We get off the exit and I’m speeding towards the gas station and pulling in. I park right next to the bathroom and she hops out and tries to open the door but it’s locked. She paused to clench her stomach and her butt. At first I thought she shit herself then, but she was just holding back a wave. I knew she wasn’t gonna make it inside to get the key so I hopped out and ran inside. Of course the cashier wouldn’t give me the key unless I bought something so I picked up a bag of peach rings and threw down a 5. I told him don’t worry about the change and could I have the key. He couldn’t have been more slower. He gave it to me and I ran outside.

I see her sitting down and I ran next to her to the door and began unlocking. She’s now making her way to a standing position. I get the door open and THE GODDAMN TOILET IS EVEN THERE!!! Like I was in awe and so was she. At this point I knew the worst was about to happen. So I told her, “look if you shit right now I do not care. Don’t feel embarrassed, don’t feel ashamed, you’re sick okay. I understand it’s not your fault and I do not blame you if you can’t hold it.” At this point I thought I saw a tear come down her eye but I’m not sure. I walked her back to the car and she sat down, I ran back inside to give the key back. I came out and got back in the car and hit the road again. I tried looking for another gas station and we were getting closer to one when she spoke to me “Babe I’m not gonna make it. I can’t hold it back again. It hurts so bad.” I didn’t say anything and kept driving.

Then all of a sudden she says “babe,” one last time, and I heard her grunt kinda hard, and that’s when I heard it. It was a pretty loud and bubbly gurgle, followed by the compressed squish sound. She had placed her hand on the car seat and lifted herself up a little but she couldn’t hold it back. She had completely shit herself. And judging from the length of time, it was pretty big. It was def atleast 20 secs. I couldn’t see it but I could hear it. And then the smell came. I was honestly too concerned for her to be turned on. She eventually sat on the seat and faced defeat and held her head in her hands. She didn’t say anything. I offered to stop somewhere to get her clothes but at this point she just wanted to go home.

So we detoured and made it home in what seemed like forever. She got out the car first and I let her go inside by herself so she wouldn’t feel like she was being watched. But I did notice the large clump of shit in her tights when she got out the car. It covered her whole butt.

So that night she was silent. Didn’t say a word. We were both off the next day so I woke up and took my morning shower. She actually joined me in the shower and said something I never in a million years thought she would ever say. She said “I really didn’t want to shit my pants yesterday. It was disgusting and it felt incredibly weird. But when you told me not to be embarrassed or ashamed, it made me be comfortable with it. So when it happened, I....” she hesitated. My brain was starting to surmise what she might say. “...I....think I kinda liked it.” “Really?!?!” I asked. She said “Yeah.” She said it was something about what I said and the relief she felt made her feel at peace. She didn’t feel ashamed at the act after she had time to think about. She was processing the rest of that day and last night about how she liked the experience of releasing.

SOOO in conclusion, she wouldn’t want to have an accident like that in public anytime soon, BUT she is open to the idea of panty pooping in out home. Happy Pooping!

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Kuroo’s Secret Relationship

Request: hello👉🏻👈🏻 i had a vision and i cant tell if this is dumb or cute but IMAGINE kuroo and his karasuno manager gf at training camp but nobody knows theyre datin so they just keep it a secret so during the camp they try to find time to meet but if one of them is free the other one is busy. so during sleepy time she gets up to like poo or sumn and kuroo suprises her but she didnt know it was him so she punches him but then she feels bad and the next day everyone thinks he got in a fight I LOV U❤️

Author’s Note: Thank you for requesting!!! I am a total simp for Kuroo idk if you guys can tell. This is just a cute little scenario and honestly, I’d let Kuroo punch ME but that’s none of my business. ALSO requests are still open, I’ll close them once I reach a certain amount. 

Kuroo watched from afar as you talked amongst some of his teammates that were practically drooling at the pools of your feet. He knew he wasn’t being subtle at all as his eyes raked up your figure but he didn’t know how much more of this he could take. 

You two had been dating for a while but you both thought it would be important to keep your relationship a secret for the time being. Kuroo didn’t want to make it seem like he would be putting volleyball as a second priority to his team and you didn’t want it to look like you were fooling around with one of Karasuno’s “enemies”. 

It was fun sneaking off behind corners for private makeout sessions and sharing secret glances towards each other but as Kuroo watched you get blatantly hit on in front of him, he felt like he was losing his cool. 

The worst part was that since the training camp started, the two of you had no alone time and it was eating away at the both of you. You felt like you couldn’t even smile at Kuroo when he did really well against your own Karasuno without exposing your relationship and frankly, the two of you were both at your wits end. 

“ You’re making it obvious,” Kuroo turned around and looked down at Kenma, who’s attention was on his gaming console,” just go over there.”

Okay, Kuroo wasn’t supposed to tell anyone but Kenma was an exception. The two had been friends for so long and Kuroo trusted him with his life, plus Kenma was never the type to gossip. 

“ Are you seeing this? They’re practically undressing her with their eyes! I can tell from here that Lev is into her just from the way he’s standing,” Kuroo kept his gaze on you as you let out a laugh and even though Kuroo didn’t hear the joke, he knew your laugh wasn’t even genuine,” I might actually kill them, would you help me bury the body?”

Kenma sighed as he continued to keep his attention to his game,” You’re hopeless.”

“ We would need to dig a bigger hole, Lev has a pretty big head,” Kuroo mumbled as you excused yourself to step away. 

As soon as you turned away from the boys, your smile dropped and Kuroo could visibly see how annoyed you were with the conversation. 

It made Kuroo feel better that you didn’t like getting hit on but it wasn’t like you could stop them, they all thought you were single. If they would’ve known you were dating the captain of Nekoma, their advances would stop but that wasn’t an option at the moment. 

You looked over at Kuroo and your whole demeanor shifted. You gave him a big smile before you looked away and pulled out your phone to text him. 

Y/N: pls tell me you saw that- i couldn’t wait for that conversation to be over, lev and yamamoto are going to be the death of me 

Tetsuro: trust me, they’ll wish they were dead once im done with them

Tetsuro: r u free rn? I checked this morning and the janitors closet is unlocked maybe we can sneak off to have some alone time ;)

You looked up from your phone and up towards Kuroo who had the biggest smirk on his face. Before you could text back, Nekoma’s manager announced that Nekoma was next up to play for court two. 

Kuroo groaned out loud, of course the universe was against him. 

Tetsuro: im sorry baby, maybe later tonight then? 

Y/N: that’s fine - good luck!

You watched as Kuroo put his phone away and sent you a quick wink before heading over to the empty court. 

For the rest of the day, you two hardly even had the chance to share a glance between each other. Whenever he was playing on a court, Karasuno had their own match and whenever he was free, you had manager duties with the other girls. 

Even during dinner, you were so busy running around doing last-minute tasks before bed that Kuroo never got to say goodnight to you. By the time you finished, Kuroo was already in bed snoring away with his teammates. 

In the middle of the night, you woke up to Tanaka kicking you in his sleep and in retaliation, you grabbed your pillow and swung it over his face. 

Tanaka only grumbled and flipped to face the other way, still in deep sleep whereas you were now wide awake. You rubbed your tired eyes but as you tried to fall back asleep, all you could think about was how dry your mouth was. 

You contemplated on getting water before you sat up from your sleeping bag and walked out of the room silently, trying your best not to step on any of the sleeping boys. Once you shut the door behind you, you made your way down the hallway to the water fountain in a tired manner. 

You weren’t terrified of the dark but the thought of going down a dark hallway at a school you weren’t familiar with was unsettling to say the least and you wish you brought your phone for some light. 

When you reach the water fountain, you bent down and as you started to drink the water, you felt like something was off. Before you could turn around, you felt something touch your waist and every hair on the back of your neck stood up. 

You whipped around and when you saw a tall and dark figure, your first instinct was to scream and swing your arm out to defend yourself. You made contact with the figure and once you heard the groan, you knew exactly who it was. 

“ Tetsuro! I’m sorry! I’m so sorry, you scared me! Are you okay!” You said as Kuroo held his cheek in pain. 

He couldn’t believe you had actually punched him but he was even more surprised you landed a good punch in the dark,” See baby, I told you taking those boxing lessons would pay off but damn, you punch hard.”

“ You know you can’t sneak up on me like that, I’m jumpy!” You sighed as you squinted to see Kuroo’s face in the dark,” what are you doing up this late?”

Kuroo kept one hand on his throbbing cheek as the other reached down to pull out his phone,” I texted you to meet me in front of the janitors closet cause I wanted to have some quality time with my beautiful, sweet, girlfriend who I thought would never hurt me but instead of kisses, I got socked in the face!” 

You knew Kuroo was only teasing you but you felt so guilty. You wrapped your arms around his large frame and pressed your face into his chest and apologized in a muffled tone,” I’m the worst girlfriend ever.” 

Kuroo let out a laugh as he weaved his fingers through your bedhead and planted a kiss on the top of your head,” Don’t say that. If it makes you feel any better, you could always just knock out guys who try to hit on you now.”

You smiled up at your boyfriend as he took the chance to lean down and kiss you softly, his hands wrapped around your waist to pull you closer to him. 

Kuroo smirked against your lips as you moved your hands up to lightly tug on his hair,” You know, the janitors closet locks from the inside.”

“ Are you suggesting we have sex in a dirty closet? What if someone walks by and hears us?”

“ Get your head out of the gutter, I never said anything about sex,” Kuroo acted shocked as he tucked a strand of hair before leaning down to whisper in your ear,” unless you think you can be quiet for me.” 

You rolled your eyes as you grabbed Kuroo’s hand and led him into the janitors closet right beside the restrooms,” Whatever, we both know you’re the loud one.” 

“ We’ll see about that kitten.” 

The next morning, Kuroo went to practice normally but not without weird murmurs from his teammates. At first, he thought his secret was out and maybe you had left hickeys across his neck but it was an entirely different mark that he had forgotten about. 

“ Woah, buddy, did you get into a fight? I’m pretty blind but I’m pretty sure you didn’t have that bruise at dinner yesterday,” Bokuto said in awe as he tried to touch the large bruise that was on Kuroo’s cheek,” that is a bruise! Akaashi, come look at this!”

Kuroo swatted his hand away and used his phone camera to get a better look at his face. Turns out, you had punched him way harder than he had initially thought. 

Kuroo couldn’t even think of a lie in time so he tried to reveal as little as possible,” Who am I going to fight around here?” 

“ I don’t know...has anyone seen Lev?” Akaashi asked right as Karasuno entered through the gym doors. 

“Kuroo! Did you kill Lev? You can be honest with me I wouldn’t tell a soul!” Bokuto shouted loudly as a few heads turned in their direction. 

Your ears perked up once you heard Kuroo’s name and as you turned to look over at the boys, your heart immediately dropped when you saw the bruise you had left Kuroo. 

Without thinking, you dug into one of the coolers and pulled out an icepack, even though it was a little too late to ice it down. 

You rushed over to Kuroo, not caring that some people had their attention on you as you pressed it against his face,” That looks really bad, I’m so- um what happened?” 

“ Kuroo killed Lev!” Bokuto teased as Akaashi gave him a stern look that quickly shut him up. 

You sighed as you looked up at Kuroo and bit the inside of your cheek before whispering  softly,” I think we should tell everyone before you get in trouble. You know Nekoma has a no-tolerance policy for fighting and I don’t want it to be a rumor that you got into a fight with someone.” 

“ I know, you’re right but can we wait until the rest of my teammates get here?” Kuroo asked as you gave him a confused look,” I want them to be jealous just for a bit.”

You shook your head with a smile as Kuroo placed his hand over yours that was holding up the icepack,” Okay, just for a bit.”