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#angelina jolie x you
conclush · 2 years
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Busy Secrets
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pairing . ִ ་ ˖ ʿ ִֶָ ׄ Angelina jolie x Fem!Reader
summary . ִ ་ ˖ ʿ ִֶָ ׄ Angelina is longing for you meanwhile you were busy keeping secret.
warnings . ִ ་ ˖ ʿ ִֶָ ׄ fluff, slight smut?, mentions of pregnancy
an: maybe I should start writing more of Angelina Jolie?
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You were late.
God, you should've known this you looked at yourself at the mirror before sighing it's been 15 minutes since we'll you've taken a test, you were tensed to this.
3 weeks ago you and angelina were making out well you guys were making love but you didn't expect to be pregnant or this might be just a feeling.
You've started to encountered nauseous, morning sickness you first thought it was just a some illness but as days went on this started to get on and on.
You don't know if Angelina even suspect a thing nor she asked you, whenever you were on a family dinner you would have nauseousness right away.
You don't even have a clue what would Angelina react to this, I mean come on she already has 6 children's would she even want one?.
You know that angelina love kids but this is new for you. Finally after waiting and felt like years you finally look at the test.
And god your legs began to tremble, it's positive you let out a shaky breath looking at the other test all of the 3 of them is positive and yes this is the 4th test you've tried.
You thought it was broke or doesn't work so you've tried others test. They were all positive.
How should I tell her?
How would she even react?
Does she even want kids with me?
Many insane questions kept going through your mind, you can't stop asking about it how she'll react, what will she even say.
You heard a twice knock on the door which made you panicked you carefully pick up the tests and put them on the trash but you kept one on your pocket.
You heard your name being called you finally gathered your courage and you finally opened the door knob, your eyes catches a blue eyes and a blonde hair girl.
Shiloh wooh boy you at least expect somebody else.
„ mom said it's dinner, what were you doing in there?, you were taking so long that's why I became worried abit.” you can't help but smile at the young girls worried words.
„ Uhm just you know taking meds, I'll go there just give me a minute you don't have to worry hon I'm good now.” she gave you a smile before nodding and taking her leave on yours and angelina's bedroom.
You sighed deeply and you put your both hands to your head and shaking your head, Does she suspect a thing? Does she know?
You take out the test from your pocket and looking at it for a seconds, How should I tell her?
You made your way to your secret box, this box holds your childhood memories since you were 6 you already kept your little things in there, some of them are your diaries, pictures of you and Angelina some old family picture when your grandparents were still alive, you found a small plastic bag that would fit the test there so it wouldn't smell.
You hid the box to your nightstand, you know Angelina would never touched it since you both trust each other and love each other.
You made your path to the dining room where the kids where and your wife.
When her gaze catches yours she jolted to you and gave you a hug like she haven't seen you forever and she gave you a soft kiss on the cheek you returned the hug and gave her a sad smile.
„ Still haven't feeling any better love?” you knew she was worried.
Everytime before she would go off to work, for the passed 3 weeks you gotten used to waking up early because you would wake up vomiting and running up to the bathroom she would woken up from the sound of you vomiting from the bathroom,
She would be there rubbing your back and get you a water of glass and some wipes or tissue for you to wipe some mess around your mouth.
She tried talking to you about going to the doctor which you decline because you don't want to be confined, and just said this just might be a sickness.
You shook your head before spoke again.
„ no I'm kinda feeling better just taking some meds and I will be fine darling.” she just nodded and holds your hand before leading to your chair.
After eating you've decided it was time to clean up, the kids have just finished off eating you picked up the plates but you felt a hand on your wrist you looked up and see your wife shaking her head and narrowing her brows.
„ love give me that you just relax on the couch and watch with the kids I'll take care of this.” you giggled at her actions.
„ Angie it's fine I can take care of this, I'll wash the dishes remember the last time you tried to wash the dishes?” she playfully rolled her eyes.
„ At least let me help you.” you can't fought with her right now so you just let her handle the plates.
After washing some dishes, The kids decided to have a movie night so here you guys are sitting in the couch Angelina was on your arms clinging to your other side while the other side of your arms were Zahara she was distracted on the large tv watching their favorite film meanwhile Angelina was lost on her thoughts.
She kept kissing your cheek her hands rubbing your hands then kissing it, you catched her looking at you lovingly you just grin at her.
After the movie night you guys finally decide for bed time you put the kids to their own bedrooms then giving them a kiss on their forehead then making your way to your shared bedroom.
When you entered the large bedroom you didn't find your wife at the bed laying there waiting for you, you thought she might be in her office yeah she have her office in her own house, she's a congresswoman she's sometimes a busy person not a workaholic though.
You wanted to tell her so bad about it but your insecurities and anxieties are getting in your way.
You layed down to your bed closing your eyes for a moment letting your mind to ease at the silence you finally opened your eyes feeling comfortable for a little bit.
You heard your shared bedroom door knob getting opened you popped up your head only to find your one and only wife, Angie.
She had a long black nightdress while you are wearing a long white silk nightdress, when you both had eye contact you could see full of lust in her eyes.
Oh dear you thought to yourself, you gulp at this situation.
You didn't even notice she was right beside you, you let out gasp when she holds your waist she giggled at your actions.
You cheeks burns turning into pink blush she notice it before she started speaking she smiled at you.
„ you smell really nice.” you looked at her deadpan.
„ not in the mood angie let's sleep.” you layed again and rolled over your back facing her.
„ ugh but come on baby I've been longing for you.” her hand snaked at your waist and stopping at your center.
„ yeah well sorry to break it of to you but I'm not in the mood for sex.” you knew and she knew to herself that angelina wouldn't take a no for an answer especially when she wanted want she want.
She kissed your neck and gently rubbing your stomach, your eyes widened when she started to spoke again.
„ I know y/n, I saw the test you don't have to pretend.” that's when you rolled over to her gazing at her.
Your looking at her terrified field your eyes, she rubbed your cheeks you let out a sob.
She shushes you and layed beside you comforting you and making you relax so you can talk.
After you relaxed you were trying your best to avoid her eyes she's just holding your hands while you both are laying to the bed.
„ Are you mad...?” you let out a tear she brushes the tear away and made you look to her face you saw a smile on her face.
„ Why should I be mad? When I'm about to be a mother again?” she glance at you while you study her.
„ it's just that... you're gonna have a kid with me and you— we already have 6 kids.” you looked down at your hands fidgeting your fingers.
„ so? I want to have big family y/n.I want to live forever with you and have a family with you y/n.” she leaned into you and kissed yoh softly you put your arms around her neck and kissed her back.
You both kissed each other and pulling away for a moment you kept doing that again and again and again.
Your breath was heavier needing for air, you both chuckled to each other.
„ Let's have a appointment for a doctor, let's see if it's a girl or a boy.” you liked that idea and nodding at her.
You continue to lean in again and kissed again.
After that night you both had fallen asleep, you felt this is the best day ever, you can't help but dream about your baby that is growing on your stomach.
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an: this is so sweet.
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iovejolie · 2 years
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yes, anything you want
pairing: angelina jolie x oc!adena hugh
tags: mentions of cheating, pure smut 18+, bottom!angelina, strap on (adena giving), thigh riding, cunnilingus (angelina receiving), pet names (pretty girl, mistress, plus more), office sex, masturbation (angelina), oral.
lower case intended
authors note: just wanted to write smut 🤭. mama marcheline is still alive here, and the kids are with her, it’s not mentioned in here well kinda but yeah <3. adena is a 37 year old black woman with dreadlocks, who is more on the masculine side. i’ll be released my oc character book soon!!
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Angelina and I had a rough day, arguing and accusations of cheating. she just came at me with it, no proof just her made up thoughts.
“could you come lay in bed with me please?”
“could you come lay in bed with me please?”
“no” venom. the words came out of my mouth with venom. i could already see her face, even though i wasn’t looking. sad blue eyes, pouty lips, red puffy cheeks and nose. her hair was probably a mess and she’s wearing nothing but a short white silk nightgown, no bra or underwear. that’s how i like her, especially when we’re home alone.
“dena, please. i’m sorry, it was stupid for me to assume you were cheating, i don’t know what’s wrong with me. i think i just feel like, i’ll lose you and you’ll leave me. i don’t want that especially because you’re so close to the kids and the way you care for me is so different from the way anyway else has and i just. i’m scared.” she sobbed out.
my heart broke a bit, god i love her so much and i hate to see her hurt. i looked up at she, she look just like i said she would.
“come here, pretty girl.” she moved quickly, i pushed my chair back allowing her to straddle my lap. she climbed on immediately wrapping her arms around my neck and pushed her head in the crock of my neck. my arms wrapped around her waist pulling her closer.
“it’s okay baby, you won’t lose me. i won’t leave you. i love you absolutely to much to hurt you or those kids, love.” she pulled back.
looking me in the eyes, “i really am sorry, adena.” i didn’t give her a response, i pulled her closer causing her clit to rub against my pants, pulling her into a kiss as she let out a moan.
the kiss slowly became heated, she began grinding against the crotch of my pants. i honestly thought today would be completely different when i came home from work so i wore our favorite strap-on. never getting the chance to take it off.
i could feel her moan in my mouth, her wetness soaking on my pants as she grinds. pulling back, i picked her up by her waist sitting her on one of my thighs. continuing to make her grind.
“you gonna be a good girl for me baby?”
“yes”
“you gonna do what i need you to do?”
“yes, anything you want, mistress.”
my hands moved down and gripped her ass making her grid harder. her wetness soaked my pants, her moans filled the office.
“come on cum for me beautiful.” her head hit my shoulder, her body shivered as her high came and went.
she looked up at me, “thank you mistress.”
“you’re very welcome lobe. but i’m not finished with you yet. you made me very upset and i feel like you need to repay me. okay?” she looked down as i spoke to her.
i placed my hand under her chin, making her tilt her head up. “okay?” i spoke again with a more stern voice.
“yes mistress.”
with that i picked her up and sat her on the desk. pulling my chair closer to her. her nightgown hiked up give me the perfect view of her pussy and she was absolutely dripping.
“gosh, you are such a slut, look at how much you’re dripping, just waiting to be fucked.”
“please, mistress, no teasing i need you.” i hummed i don’t want to give her the chance.
“touch your self for me pretty girl.” i ordered as i sat back in my chair.
“but-“
“aht aht, no buts, remember you’ll do whatever i want angel.”
she didn’t say anything else, propping her. legs up on the arms of my chair, giving me a better view of her pussy. she was dripping onto my desk, it took everything in me not to dive in.
one of her hands slipped between her legs while the other began palming her hard nipples through her nightgown.
i watched her jump as her middle and ring finger began rubbing her clit, she let out a loud moan. i could feel myself getting wet as she continued to touch herself and moan.
i watched as she got closer and closer to coming. right before she could go over edge i pulled her fingers away from her clit.
“adena, why’d you stop me i was so close?”
“i want you to come on my face instead baby.”
i pulled her to the edge of the desk as i lowered my chair so my mouth was closer to her cunt.
without hesitation i connected my lips to her clit. the sounds she made was like music to my ears. her hands pushed inside my hair, fingers gripping my scalp.
“please mistress, i’m so close.” i speed up my movements, feeling her hand tighten in my locks as her hips jerked forward as she soaked my face.
i pulled back as she came down from her high. i pushed the chair up and stood up. “lay back.” she did as instructed, laying on her back, her head falling slightly off the edge.
i unzipped my pants as i began making my way around the desk to where her head was. i reached over her grasping her hips pulling her head more off the edge. i pulled the navy blue strap on out of my pants.
“be a good girl and suck it. get it ready for that pretty pussy of yours.”
she looked up at me and smiled, as i guided the strap on into her mouth, i could hear her gagging.
i began throat fucking her. good she looked so hot. tits bouncing every time the strap on hit the back of her throat, her gagging, her slob and spit bubbles all around my cock.
once i felt it was wet enough i pulled away. making my way back around, i grabbed angelina by the hops and pulled her back to the edge.
without hesitation i slammed the strap on into her. earning a loud moan. my pace was brutal, fucking into her roughly. her moans and the sounds of her cunt filled the room.
“fuck- mistress- ugh i’m so close.”
i speed up my pace, making the desk shake and some stuff fall off.
i didn’t slow down as she began cumming around my cock, i wasn’t going to stop anytime soon. tonight she was going to feel me in ways she’s never felt before.
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fictionalwh0ree · 1 year
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just started an angelina jolie fic on wattpad if u wanna read it
linked here
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alexxmason · 2 months
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Wip day / Six Sentence “Sun”day
Tagged by @carlosoliveiraa @marivenah @captmactavish @simonxriley for wips and finally catching up 😀 working on some personal wips and a couple prompts. I’ve been steady playing Cold War zombies and fixating hard as usual so 🤡🤡*all subject to change and editing and not being posted.
Tagging @bbrocklesnar @aceghosts @ghastlyrider @finding-comfort-in-rain @cassietrn @onehornedbeast @yuelaos-codex @josephslittledeputy @direwombat @simply-jason and anyone else
Minor one shot I’m playing w for my new ship! Something fun for these two old scorpios 🙈🙈🙈
Magdalena knew this quiet focus. He had been looking over some information on a rogue agent, but Magdalena didn’t pry. She just kissed his worn cheek and the salt and pepper scruff along his cheekbone.
“If this is frustrating you, you should just put it away for the night. And pay attention to me,” the woman told her husband as she kissed his cheek once more. Just beneath his heavily scarred eye and the eyepatch covering it. She put another kiss to his face before he pulled away to look to his wife.
He gave her a minor stern gaze, and fighting a smirk when he reached his hand up to her black and slightly gray hair. Tangling her dark locks in his fingers, “I need to finish catching up.”
“But it’s your birthday,” she protested and planted a kiss on his head ok his own graying hair, “we’re so busy and we finally have some time to ourselves.”
Prompt request I’m working on too! Something for me too cus Alex and Sel are my life and everything 🥺
He could clearly see her shaken and when Selena looked up to her man, he saw the glistening brown eyes in the light. Clearly distressed when she answered, “Yes, I’m.. fine. I just- just have a headache.”
“Oh, do you need anything?” Alex put a heavy hand on her shoulder. But when she shook her head and tried to dismiss him, he didn’t budge.
He knew this look of distress before as her breath became more rapid and shallow when Selena rubbed her face.
“Selena, talk to me.”
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bradpittwh0re · 10 months
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moodboard - brad pitt x actor!reader
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Alone and Broken
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Ajak’s voice came out clear and firm “This is where I say goodbye. You are free to go. I want you to go out there and live a life for yourselves. Not as soldiers, not with the purpose you were given. Find your own purpose and one day when we see each other again, I want you to tell me what you found”
As everyone begins to leave, and I quickly follow Gilgamesh and Thena who are speaking in quiet tones, down the steps and into the forest. Walking deeper into the trees they both seem to have finish their conversation before turning to me. “You’re not coming with us (Y/N)” Thena’s voice is low and cold
“I’m not afraid of you Thena, I know who you are, I know who I fell in love with.”
Gilgamesh glances at Thena before gesturing to the side and walking off.
“I don't love you; it was nice while it lasted a warm body after a battle but now that the deviants are gone, I have no need for someone as weak as you.”
I strike my head in disbelief. “I don't believe you it was never about a warm body and I’m not going to let you push me away when you need someone the most.” I stepped towards Thena attempting to touch her arm only for it to be slapped away.
“Maybe I wasn't clear I don't want you you're a burden thinking about you following me around for the next 100 years makes me sick to my stomach. I never loved you I only used you.” Thena’s voice is cold, and her face twisted into a disgusted angry expression.
My blood runs cold I start to feel sick to my stomach. Thena turns and walks away without another word leaving me standing alone in forest.
Every day since then I have been alone, I would forever be grateful to Ajak for giving us our freedom, but I was alone. The last words me and Thena exchanged running through my mind on a loop. I have been in love with Thena for as long as I could remember and for a while, I thought she was as well. I was one of the eternals aggressively against her losing her memories despite the fact of her Mahd Wy’ry, but she used me. I was always just a background character in the eternals. My powers concerning the elements were never much help, Ajax always told me that my heart was my greatest power but now I can't help but disagree because here I am three thousand years in the future and yet I'm still alone. Not one of my so-called eternal friends has ever come to look for me, not even Ajax.
I’m brought back to present day with a sharp knock and the door of my cabin. I shake my head to get rid of the memories like brushing away cobwebs before standing. I take a few steps towards the door before pausing and remembering I live in the middle of the woods there's no civilization for two hundred miles out. I grab a knife from the table I’ve been seated at and make my way towards the door before speaking. “Who’s there?” my voice come out raspy and dry, like sandpaper against a wall.
“It’s Sersi…. from college.” The voice says a bit hesitant at the end “Everyone else is with here too, well except Ajax and Gilgamesh.”  
My mind raced as I stumbled back from the door, bumping into a table, then a chair as I tried to process this. Several thoughts swirled around my head as I stepped closer to the door. Why were they here? None of them care about me, they all disappeared never caring abut me. As these thoughts run through my mind, I start to get angry.
Twisting the doorknob, I tear the door open, nearly taking it from its hinges. “What do you want, I’m not quite in the mood for company.”
They all stand there, surprised at the venom in my voice. I glance around taking in the faces of Sersi Kingo, Makkari, Druig, Ikaris, Sprite, Phastos, and Thena. The air catches in my throat as the sight of Thena, and it's like no time has passed and I've just had my heart broken all over again. She attempts to meet my eyes but ignore her and everyone else in focus on Sersi.
“We need your help, Ajax and Gilgamesh were killed by deviants and...”
“Why should I help you?” I cut her off before she can finish. “Why should I care about two dead people who didn't care about me, as a matter of fact why should I care about any of you.” I scoff shaking my head.
Sersi flinches as if slapped and looks over her shoulder to the rest of the group for help. Kingo steps forward a wide smile on his face. “Come on (Y/N) you know we've missed your…”
“Missed me? Ha yeah right, I hate liars been three thousand years and now you miss me. More like you just remembered I existed I need more help on your little mission. Now Druig and Makkari I can understand, but the rest of you just didn’t care enough to check on me.” As I speak ice grows around my feet and wind starts to circle around me forcing them to step back from the door as I step forward.
“(Y/N).” Thena says her voice holding none of the chill it did when we last spoke.
As I force myself to meet her eyes all the feelings, I've tried to hold back seem to rush back filling my ears with a roar. “You don't get to speak to me ever again, or did you forget what the last thing was you said to me. Let me give you a little reminder ‘It was nice to have a warm body after battle, I have no need for someone so weak’. Or hey this was my favorite ‘Thinking about you following me around for the next one hundred years makes me sick to my stomach. I never loved you’.  
By the time I'm finished speaking there is a cyclone circling around me while my fingers start to spark with the beginnings of fire. Thena’s face is twisted as I repeat her words back to her the same ones that have been running through my head for hundreds of years. Then Ajax’s words which were always kind and soothing Appear in my mind ‘Your heart, your compassion is your greatest gift never lose the love you have for others.’
Shaking my head once more I finally speak again. “I'll help you but after I want you all to leave me alone. Since you were all so good at it before it shouldn't be that big of a problem. I refuse to be a second-rate person in anyone's life especially people I used to consider my family.” Glaring at them all before my eyes rest on Thena once more.
“Please don’t look at me with such hatred. I didn’t mean to hurt you I didn’t mean any of what I said I was trying to protect you. We can still fix this.” Thena’s voice cracks as she looks back at me with despair
“Maybe in another life but you made me miserable, and I still loved you. How could you have thought this wouldn't hurt me? This can’t  be fixed you've ruined what was between us for good now.”
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manikas-whims · 2 years
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“you came” “you called”
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(gifs are made by me)
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jellycolors · 2 years
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𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘢 𝘫𝘰𝘭𝘪𝘦 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘱𝘴𝘥
𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞/𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐚𝐯𝐞
𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭
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paperglader · 1 year
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Gia (1998)// Lycoris Recoil (2022)
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x-heesy · 2 years
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It's better to have nobody, than to have someone who is half there, or doesn't want to be there ❣️
-Angelina Jolie
𝗧𝝝 𝝠𝗟𝗟 𝗧𝗛𝝠 𝗟𝗨𝗩𝝠𝗭 ❤️‍🔥
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magicalgh0st · 10 months
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so just sat here snuggled in bed reading about the Kung Fu Panda movies at 3 in the morning, hbu?? ☺️
oh and also writing about it in the tags xxx
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conclush · 2 years
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Distraction
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pairing . ִ ་ ˖ ʿ ִֶָ ׄ CEO!Angelina jolie x Assistant!GN!Reader
summary . ִ ་ ˖ ʿ ִֶָ ׄ Angelina wants your attention while working.
warnings . ִ ་ ˖ ʿ ִֶָ ׄ slight smut, fluff
an: Hope you like this one.
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You and Angelina were quite busy these days which means you both couldn't have a date for a whole week, but hey that doesn't mean angelina isn't there to give you much love when somebody or someone isn't looking to both of you she would put a sticky paper that says sweet things some are flirtatious notes that made you blush everytime and you would sometimes send her a glare.
Looking at Angelina only to find them already looking at you and when you make eye contact angelina smiled at you.
Or sometimes whenever there is nobody but you both only angelina is gently touching on the arm or sometimes she putting her hand on your shoulder as you two have a conversation.
„ not here jolie.” you hissed at her.
„ oh come on love we haven't have time each other for a week.” angelina pouted meanwhile her hands snaked through your waist.
„ well the company is busy and so are we, angie I swear if someone saw us—” you were cut off by her biting carefully your earlobe.
„ angie— I god” she let out a giggle while your kept your hand on your mouth her hand goes to your coated wet panties.
She's teasing you and you don't like it.
When you heard the door opened, you quickly pulled away from Angelina she groaned at frustration.
Why she can't just have some lovely time with you, she hated it she wanted to tell the world that you were hers and she is yours.
You both haven't talk about telling anyone about your relationship so you both never talked about it or try bring it up, Angelina is just waiting for you to open up about it.
After the long meetings and some boring paperworks you both could finally get home and relax, some of your co-workers are already packing their bags and some of them are leaving the building.
You didn't saw Angelina on her office the last time you saw her is 15 minutes ago you saw her go to the restroom, you wondered what's taking her so long.
You go to the restroom to find her, but you saw her leaving which got you confused.
„ what took you so long?, Can we go home now?” she gave you a grin and holds your waist to continue to walk with her to her office.
„ hmm..can we have a moment I have something to show you.” you glanced at her.
When you both entered her office she still doesn't let go of your hand she sits on her chair and she pulled you into her lap which made you yelp.
„ Angie! What has gotten into you? Why aren't we still leaving I'm tired?” you ask her she gave you a playfully smirk.
„ you know babe we never had sex for awhile, and some of our co-workers already left, so-” she wiggled her brows before leaning into you giving you a kiss.
You hummed in her kissed.
You pressed onto her lap you could feel the strap on she's wearing, no wonder she's taking so long in the restroom.
She began kissing down to your neck but you pushed her away before she began to work your body.
„ angie let's go home first.” you let a huff she began smiling at you then nodding.
„ ok ok fine, let's go.” after you both done packing your stuff and bags she took your bag and she said she wanted to carry it so you wouldn't tire your self.
After you both had gotten home, you both immediately rushed to your shared bedroom, Angelina said she'd be right back so you took your time to change your clothes.
And angelina came back with toys on her hands and her face giving you a devilish smirk.
„ let's continue what we did before baby.” she winked at you.
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an: you guys like this one?
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iovejolie · 2 years
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don’t blame me
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pairing .⭒ ۪ 𖥔 ˑ ִ ֗ jane smith x reader
summary .⭒ ۪ 𖥔 ˑ ִ ֗ based off taylor swift “don’t blame me” where reader is hurt by jane and when she finds out anes lied to her and is with “mr.smith” she comes up with a plan to kill him.
warnings .⭒ ۪ 𖥔 ˑ ִ ֗ 18+ only; dark au, death, blood, delusional!reader. angst with some fluff, also smut, use of strap-ons, cunnilingus (reader reviving), talks about suicide. and more blood, sorry if i missed any, happy ending i guess you could say.
lower case intended
a/n : i wanted this to be black reader but i didn’t want people to be upset. ALSO THANK YOU FOR 400!! part of this isn’t proof read sorry.
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it all started when jane first came in the coffee shop you worked in. she was overall too nice to you, she looked at you like she wanted you. she asked for a two black coffees.
the following days were the best days of your life, you found out that she only came when you were working. your co-worker told you that she came in one day you were off looked around for you and when she didn’t see you she left.
you knew she wanted you just as much as you wanted her. one day when you got off work she was waiting for you, standing outside the coffee shop, coffee in hand, this particular day she only ordered one black coffee.
“i’ve been waiting for you beautiful.” her voice some want startled you. “really?” you asked a bit innocently.
"yeah." you laughed.
"whats funny?" he eyebrow raised. "nothing i would have thought a woman like you would have someone."
"nope no one special." you smiled at her that was all you could do.
“why don’t you take me home with you?” she said it so seductively you couldn’t resist.
she took you home that night and made you feel so good. next morning you had to call off work, you spent that whole day with her.
when you fell asleep that night she was right next you, but when you woke at 3 in the morning, she was gone, she left a little note on your pillows
“hey love, had to handle some business, but i’ll see you later here’s my number 279-487-9472, text me ❤️”
you back fell asleep after reading the note deciding you’d text her that morning. you did when you woke, you texted her a simple good morning text, and how you enjoyed your time with her.
through out that day you occasionally you checked your phone to see if she’d text back. right around the time she would usually come in to get her coffee she didn’t but a guy did, his name was john. he ordered two black coffees.
she didn’t text you back that day, it hurt you a bit but you had a feeling she had a reason. eventually 3 days passed, and you still had no response nor did you see her at the coffee shop.
on day four you were working, and right on time she walks in, but she wasn't by herself, she was with him, john. they’re were holding hands. your heart immediately broke.
you coworker took over for you, seeing as you told her everything, she was like your best friend.
jane watched as you walked away, she felt bad, not that you cared, she just hurt your feelings.
even after what happened at the coffee shop she still never texted you back.
you were beyond heartbroken.
that’s when you set your three step plan in motion.
killing john smith in three steps :
step one : make jane believe you moved on
it was quite easy for you to make people fall in love with you, it was just a effect you had.
you decided to contact some girl you had met at a lesbian bar, she was quite fine, her name was ayla. you told her you would be interested in going on a lunch date with her, on tuesday.
you and ayla were walking about of the shop and jane and john were walking in, the two of you hand in hand. you could feel janes eyes on you as you walked out.
you returned to the coffee shop about 30 minutes later to find jane and john sitting outside. you gave ayla a kiss goodbye knowing janes eyes were watching.
“i’ll see you tonight right?”
“definitely.” you said as you bite your lip.
you made your way back into the shop, janes face showing defeat.
step one : success
step two : contact jane and make her realize how much she hurt you
jane wouldn’t stop texting you and constantly apologizing, wouldn’t stop saying how bad she felt for what she did to you. also wouldn’t stop asking to see you.
eventually you answered her text messages.
jane : could you please answer me
please i’ve missed you so much
i’m so sorry
you : what do you want jane ?
jane : to see you
you : fine my place tomorrow
when she arrived at your apartment that day, you quite literally couldn’t help but buckle under her touch.
“i missed you so much.” she let out as your lips were constantly pushed against hers.
you pushed her back so she was sitting on the couch, straddling her, as you pressed against her lap you could feel the strap on she was hiding.
she flipped the two of you over so that you were on your back and she was on top, causing your sundress to rise up.
she began kissing down your body, ripping off your lace panties, she immediately got to work, lips wrapping around your clit, fingers making there way inside of you.
she pumped in and out of you with her fingers while her tongue circled your clit. you quickly reached your high, her guiding you through it.
she crawled up to you.
“strip” you said to her.
jane stood up and began removing her clothes while you slipped out of your dress.
“yknow it kinda hurt my feelings watching you kissing another woman.” jane climbed back on top of you. “oh really? how do you think i felt seeing you with him?”
she just looked at you, no words falling from her lips.
“i’m sorry, i’m really sorry y/n.”
“shut up jane and fuck me.”
she didn’t hesitate to grab your legs settling them on her upper thighs, heaping the base of the strap. rubbing the tip though your folds.
she slammed into you, fucking you hard and rough.
from the way she was moaning you figured out it was a double ended strap.
“god i love you so much y/n, i’m sorry so i hurt you.”
“i love you too jane.” lies that fell from your lips, you hated that woman with every bone in your body.
a few more thrust had you shaking and cumming around her black strap-on, her cumming right after you.
she pulled out and laid on beside you. after the two of you pulled yourselves together you got up and fixed your clothes.
"do you forgive me?"
"no. i think you should leave." you made your way to the door, hoping she would follow behind you.
"y/n, the moment we just shared, you said you love me."
"well sometimes people will lie right to your face. did you see how it feels jane? to have someone tell you something even when its not true?"
she didn't say anything just walked out the the apartment.
step two: success
now for the final step : killing john smith
jane told you she loved you, you know it was true, if she truly loved you then she wouldn't care what happened to him.
after doing some digging you found his number. but first you had to get him.
when you were working tuesday you would subtlety flirt with him in hopes of getting his number and getting him to go on a date with you.
the day come, he came into the shop alone, which wasn't unexpected.
"good morning" he said giving small smile.
"hello, let me guess black coffee medium?" you said bitting your lip.
"you know me so well." you gave gave him a small giggle. he reached into his wallet and pulled out $5, handing it yo you.
"no, this was on the house."
"oh you're so sweet, i'll have to repay you sometime."
"how about dinner this friday.'"
"bold, my kinda girl, heres my number sweetheart." he hand you a piece of paper as you handed him his coffee.
he left. ugh men.
you called him and the two of you talked all night that night, uninterrupted surprisingly. the two of you decided to move to date to wednesday. so you plan was being se in motion a lot sooner than you thought.
you put on your best dress, your best shoes and your best lace. you wanted to make this special.
the day of you called off, getting ready, you had your outfit all laid out.
he called you just to make sure the two of you were still on. you said yes of course.
you arrived at the restaurant that night, ready to  execute the rest of your plan.
the dinner always actually great, you had to seduce him, which was easy. the two of you went back to your place.
entering he was all over you, he dropped to his knees pushing your dress up. you grabbed your bag while he was focused on getting in your panties. pulling out the gun, attached to the end of it was a silencer.
you pressed it to his temple, “try anything and i’ll blow your brains out.” he pulled back put his hands up.
“yknow im not doing this because of something you did. it more something your wife did.”
“jane?”
“yeah, that woman is perfect, but she hurt me and now i have to hurt her.” you smiled as you pulled the trigger.
step three complete
all there was left was to call jane.
“hello? y/n? is everything okay?”
“yeah i just need you to come over please?” you said it so sweet and innocently.
she arrived about 20 minutes later.
“y/n, baby are you-” she said walking into your apartment, being cut off by the scene in front of her. “y/n what did you do?”
“i took out the one thing that was standing in the way of us.”
“baby.” she moved over to you. “come here.” she pulled you into her arms.
“it’s okay, alright? we’re going to get this cleaned up and the two of us will be okay, okay?”
“okay.” she pulled away from you.
“i want you to go change your clothes into something more comfortable and i’ll be right back.”
she walked out the apartment, you didn’t think about where she was goin, you changed your clothes and waited for her to come back.
she canes back 15 minutes later, with some trash bags, some towels, cleaning supplies and a body bag.
“where’d you get the body bag from?” you asked as you walked down the stairs.
“believe it or not i’ve been wanting to kill the bastard for the longest.”
“oh?”
“yeah.”
the two of you began cleaning up. once you had everything cleaned and his body in the bag, she asked you for your largest suitcase. you gave it to her.
“okay do you have another suitcase?”
“yeah.”
“i want you to go pack your stuff in one, and get you a smaller bag for more of your stuff. won’t look so suspicious us leaving.”
you shook your head, and did as you were told.
“where’s the gun?”
you took it for where you hid it and gave it to her.
the two of you left the apartment.
you didn’t know what jane did with the body or the gun. but what you do know is the two of you ended up together, happy, in your own little home.
jane reported him missing, telling the cops he and her were planning to get a divorce. she had to put his phone somewhere they wouldn’t find it because if they had gotten his phone and seen the messages between the two of you, you would have been a suspect.
some way jane was able to put evidence together to make it seem as if he committed suicide.
you’d isn’t care though, you had her.
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d4rkpluto · 10 months
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𝔪𝔬𝔬𝔫 𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔫𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔦𝔯 𝔟𝔢𝔞𝔲𝔱𝔶
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before i get into this post, not everything is 100% for you! this will be about the features i found prominent in people along with their moon signs, on the other hand, there will examples of celebrities/models to help with my post. if you wonder why you dont see similar features with the celebrities who share the same moon sign with you, look at your parents x.
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𝔞𝔰𝔠𝔢𝔫𝔡𝔞𝔫𝔱 𝔰𝔦𝔤𝔫𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔦𝔯 𝔟𝔢𝔞𝔲𝔱𝔶
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ARIES/1H MOON BEAUTY
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ANGELINA JOLIE, RIHANNA AND KENDALL JENNER, IN ORDER.
♇ aries moon beauty [specifically for the women] are likely to have prominent eyebrows, their eyebrows tend to be sharp and arched.
♇ they normally have cupid bow lips and their lower lips are usually heavier than their upper lip, upturned eyes and dimples, [as aries' planetary ruler governs over dents in skin, specifically the face].
♇ they're likely going to have wide chins, [aries/mars can give broadness], or their chins can be very meaty, they could have cleft chins or very boxy ones. also the shape of their nose to their eyebrow arch resembles the shape of ram horns.
♇ the tip of their nose tends to point down, and they have sharp jaws and a diamond shaped face. it could be because they have nice and full cheek bones and their lower face is narrower than the upper scale of their face.
♇ their eyes isnt as intense as a scorpio moon's but their eyes are more "daring". they have a slender neck, the ratio to their neck and face, [chiefly the jaw] is very balanced. i've noticed they also look like their mothers a lot too, my second sister is an aries moon and she looks a lot like our mother.
TAURUS/2H MOON BEAUTY
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ZENDAYA, GABRIETTE BECHTEL AND VINETRIA, IN ORDER.
♇ taurus moon beauty [specifically for the women] tend to have sultry eyes, or eyes that are very inviting. they have full lips or the upper lip is heavier than the bottom, they can come off as very pink as well.
♇ they have light eyes or eyes that tend to glisten a lot, and they tend to have very brownish/warm under-tones.
♇ taurus moons are likely going to have sharp/square jaws, that can sometimes make their face come off as very square, [not diamond like, like an aries moon]. they also usually have full eyebrows, [gabriette, the one in the middle plucks hers], but their eyebrows are more soft then sharp, but there's like an arch to it.
♇ their eyes are either very slender or roundish, and their face structure could either be narrow or a very roundish square, [and full], but both face structures will give the individual a pointy chin.
♇ the tip of their nose are typically very round, and they could have spacey foreheads, or foreheads that are very squared, but their face structure helps them give off a very slender appearance.
GEMINI/3H MOON BEAUTY
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HEIDI KLUM, DITA VON TEESE AND BROOKE SHIELDS, IN ORDER.
♇ gemini moon beauty includes very strong and sharp faces, they're likely going to have square jaws, [square faces], and a very youthful look. [specifically for the women]. noted that other gemini moon women i've seen have very wavy/curly hair.
♇ they also tend to have a cool/true winter colour palette, their skin and hair tend to be very contrasting, for example the really pale skin and dark hair. [very dark features or there could be something strikingly beautiful about them].
♇ they have wide lips and a prominent cupids bow, their upper lip are likely going to be thinner than their bottom lip. most of the time, their eyebrows are low down to their foreheads.
♇ you could say they have prominent cheekbones, but i view them to be apple cheekbones, they tend to have short foreheads [but other people say their foreheads are large in height? i think it is more of the width]. and noses that point down. their eyes are upturned or very fox-like. but as it is a mercury sign, there are some gemini moons with down-turned eyes.
CANCER/4H MOON BEAUTY
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VANESSA PARADIS, MARIAH CAREY AND MIRANDA KERR, IN ORDER.
♇ cancer moon beauty involves with them having small faces, their faces being heart-shaped, and their upper head being rounder than their lower face which takes on a sharper shape.
♇ their chins are usually very meaty and prominent, and they usually do have a cleft chin. the width of their face is usually wide/long, and their features are normally just in the middle, very pinched-like face structure.
♇ these female cancer moons tend to have pouty lips, their lips are usually triangle shaped and they have round eyes.
♇ the soft curve of their eyebrow tail gives them a very soft look, and these cancer moon women usually have glossy skin and a youthful appearance.
LEO/5H MOON BEAUTY
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JODIE WOODS, MEGAN FOX AND MEGAN THEE STALLION, IN ORDER.
♇ leo moons have the stereotypical feline look, their eyes are sultry, shadowed or you could say it is flirtatious, their eye shapes are very "foxy" which makes the feline look more prominent.
♇ their jaws are angular and they have full lips, they are a very pink-toned or you could say are a very pink shade of colour and they have high cheekbones which can either come off as prominent or very soft.
♇ leo moon beauty includes them having arched eyebrows, elongated nose tip and nice side profiles. leo moon women [and the men], they have warm undertones and their hair is very glowy/wavy and is usually styled a lot. [a lot of them have flat noses as well].
♇ majority of the times their faces are either very long or very short, but there is always some square-ness to it, which also gives them a regal look, like they're above you, their beauty is intimidating.
VIRGO/6H MOON BEAUTY
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SHARON TATE, NICKI MINAJ AND BELLA HADID, IN ORDER.
♇ virgo moon beauty consists of them having sultry eyes like a leo moon, but the difference is that their eyes are slightly bigger than leo moons, if they don't have sultry eyes, virgo moon women are likely going to have doe eyes.
♇ they tend to have short chins, and their upper lips can be thinner than their lower lip, their faces tend to be angular and diamond shaped. paired with sharp eyebrows that makes it look like they're frowning a lot, people might deem them to have a resting bitch face.
♇ they have a really polished look, [and are likely to get cosmetic surgery done so they could reach their idea of beauty]. their noses are prominent and can sometimes be considered as beaky and downturned. they could have a prominent or soft cupid bow and their eyes glisten a lot.
♇ their feline beauty is not that similar to leo's, as virgo's moon feline allure is more fox-like due to their very sharp features and high cheekbones.
LIBRA/7H MOON BEAUTY
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MADISON BEER, PHOEBE TONKIN AND ADRIANA LIMA, IN ORDER.
♇ libra moons have very stunning beauty that can get them very envied, they have this baby doll/barbie or just doll look to them, they tend to have pouty lips and thin noses, if the noses aren't thin they're usually upturned.
♇ they have meaty chins, or you could say they can be very square or pointy, there's usually much shape to them. comparing them to libra ascendants, libra moons are likely going to have a very square or strong head shape while libra ascendants usually have an oval and softer head shape.
♇ they have the typical venusian eyebrow arch, clair nakti has spoken about it in one of her videos in venusian dominant beauty. and these libra moons have puffy cheeks that add onto their baby doll like beauty. they usually have a light/cold undertone while the sign that shares their planet has a more warmer undertone, and taurus moons usually have thicker eyebrows than libra moons!
♇ their eyes tend to be glossy, and their eyes are usually very high up on their faces and upturned, they are likely going to have full eyelashes or long ones, and their eyes usually makes them come across as flirtatious.
SCORPIO/8H MOON BEAUTY
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KALI UCHIS, JENNIE KIM AND LILY ROSE, IN ORDER.
♇ scorpio mon beauty is the epitome of dark femme beauty, most of the times scorpio moon beauty includes them looking like birds, specifically owls and sometimes crows or birds that are under the "dark category".
♇ they normally have small heads, which can make their features be in the middle and not as spread out, but it strengthens their owl like appearance, [pr even doll], and if their heads aren't small, it's usually long, not big, but long.
♇ could have catter-pillar or bushy eyebrows; they have very piercing eyes and sometimes it's narrow/slender. though, i've noticed when a scorpio moon/placement has blue eyes, it is very piercing or just very blue.
♇ their upper lip can be really forward, which gives them a pouty look, and their noses can be thin and slightly downturned. they tend to have apple cheeks, it shows the most when they smile.
♇ very intimidating look, or they sometimes appear like they seem "better than you". scorpio moons can also have a heart head shape, usually because of their cheekbones and small head.
SAGITTARIUS/9H MOON BEAUTY
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NAOMI CAMPBELL, ROSIE HUNTINGTON-WHITELEY AND KEKE PALMER, IN ORDER.
♇ sagittarius moon beauty includes them having oblong/rectangle head shapes, overall, they usually have long head shapes. but they tend to have really cute noses, the round top of their nose is really defined. [their head shape reminds me of squidwards house no offence].
♇ they usually have really inviting playful eyes even if they seem like an intimidating person, sagittarius moons specifically the women have very broad/squared foreheads and full lips. their cheekbones are full and their eyebrows are full too and well-kept.
♇ their eyes can be round and upturned or downturned, mutable moons usually have this impact on their features. due to their jaw being very wide it comes a bit forward and makes their chins appear very pointed.
♇ some of them tend to have dimples and have very glamorous hair like leo moons but fire moons usually do have really best hairs. sagittarius moons have a really royal and wise appearance, they seem like they always know something more than you.
CAPRICORN/10H MOON BEAUTY
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FANNY NEGUSHA, SYDNEY SWEENEY AND AISHWARYA RAI, IN ORDER.
♇ capricorn moon beauty includes them having very pointy/prominent chins like their sister sign, cancer. their eyes are usually a light shade of a colour as well, and they usually do look like goats but like a prettier version, [drop the guns and leave out the long paragraphs].
♇ their eyebrows are very recognisable, very sharp and arched, capricorn placements in general tend to have box heads, but what gives them the goat appearance is that their chin just goes forward.
♇ they have downturned eyes that are at most of the time big, [sometimes their eyes look like sanpaku eyes, even if they have it or not, the whites under their eyes are very prominent] and their ears tend to stick out.
♇ capricorn moon beauty involves them having a very slender look, but they dont appear as fragile like women with capricorn in their ascendant. they usually have very slender/bony nose bridges and sharp jaws, and their head shapes are oval-like but a longer version of it.
AQUARIUS/11H MOON BEAUTY
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CANDICE SWANEPOEL, JESSICA ALBA AND MARILYN MONROE, IN ORDER.
♇ you guys do look like the moon face emoji and it's okay, don't break a leg because i said that, mostly, your upper face is circular and your lower face is sharper giving the somewhat shape of an alien head. [but yassified versions].
♇ most of their nose bridges can be thin or wide, and downturned, aquarius moon beauty involves them having round puppy eyes, very straight and arched eyebrows. their forehead can be very prominent and portruding along with their brow-bone.
♇ their beauty includes them having a heavier lower lip and defined lash lines, they tend to have a very cute and full of life appearance, and their eyes look like they are sparkling/twinkling. the point of their chins can either come across as very rounded or squared.
♇ just like capricorn moons, aquarius moons can appear to have sanpaku eyes as well, even if they do come across as full of life, their eyes tend to show what they're feeling the most/very expressive.
PISCES/12H MOON BEAUTY
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♇ i have noticed a lot of pisces moon beauty, [especially the women], have glossy eyes, most of the time they look like they're about to cry, and they have thick/long eyelashes. i have noticed pisces moons have very adorable smiles.
♇ they have really full eyebrows, full and wavy hair, their eyes are usually round and they can be light. the shape of their lips is normally full and heart-shaped, and the middle of their faces goes really in giving them very portruding cheekbones.
♇ unless their other placements are as strong, or overpowers their pisces energy, many of them have short foreheads but it can appear as if they have big foreheads, but, that is because the width of their forehead is very long.
♇ pisces moon women are very beautiful and they always look like they're wandering, they always look like they're on another realm and tend to look like they're lost or shocked. on the other hand, they have really delicate features, they give off the stereotypical fairy/ballerina/princess look.
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astrosky33 · 7 months
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𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐋𝐎𝐆𝐘 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝟏𝟎 💋
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Aquarius Venus’ got that wet wet. Aquarius’ symbol is the water bearer and Venus rules over the p*ssy
1st house/Aries Mars will f*ck you really passionately
Having an Aries Mercury can indicate having sexual humor or not being afraid/embarrassed to talk about sex
Jupiter in the 8th house can indicate having a big dick - ex: drake (he got leaked you can see for yourself on X). For a girl it may indicate a lot of inner labia/an outie vagina or a big clit
Scarlett Johansson said she enjoys having car sex which makes sense cuz she has Mars in the 3rd house. Mars represents lust and the 3rd house rules over cars
Jack Harlow said he only masturbates to girls he knows and doesn’t like p*rn which is because of his Moon opposite Mars aspect. This is very common among people with Moon-Mars aspects since the Moon rules over emotional connections and Mars rules over lust. They prefer having connection and comfort with someone over randos when they’re tryna get their sh*t on
Angelina Jolie admitted she has a blood k*nk and that she even used knives the first time she had sex. This makes sense because Mars represents blood/violence and her Mars is in primary rulership (Aries Mars) also at 10° which in numerology would equate to 1 (1+0=1) and is the number of violence/aggression
Asteroid Charmaine trine/sextile Mars can indicate being really good at flirting because of the natural charm you have - code: 10642 -> more about this asteroid
Kim Kardashian has Asteroid Tape in the 10th house and her leaked sex tape back in 2007 was a big reason their show got so much viewership. It’s also squaring Mars the planet of lust - code: 12158
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masterlist // part 1
Faceclaim: Angelina Jolie
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