#answering call service

[yardsards]

i needed to express a sentiment in the creative stylings of @dunmeshiminimumwage

[see-arcane]

Having just finally listened to the new The Magnus Protocol and getting introduced to Needles the 'What Do You MEAN I'm Not Scary Enough!?' Avatar of Sharp Poking, I have to say right now that I know in my heart of hearts that he must have so many terrible nicknames among the other avatars

"Hey, Pinhead, how goes the phone spam?" <- stings because originally he chose 'Pinhead' on purpose to reference Hellraiser, but absolutely no one got it until he spelled it out and by then the name was ruined

"What's up, Prick?" <- lowest effort, but still goads him into raising a single massive darning needle middle finger in response

"Kebab, can you hold onto this for me?" <- said before having assorted foods speared on him; fruits, sausage, cheeses, etc. Takes forever to pluck everything off. Even worse when someone just ambushes him with a down comforter and pillows

"This you?" <- no name involved, but always a prelude before being shown a picture of a porcupine

Just. There is no way this faintly jingling pile of pointy things has any respect among the rest of the bogeymen in this universe. I love it

[sergle]

i mean this w sincerity with all my heart, i appreciate that you don't have an UwU online persona and that you call people cunts when they're rude to you. just no customer service voice whatsoever

See I love this bc it's really no middle sliders here in my inbox, I've got ppl being the most annoying little bitches on earth, and all the way on the OTHER side of the scale is this queen, who is complimenting me for calling people cunts.

[skankhunt44]

Yeah I'm a fucking dick,

But this dick isn't supporting terrorism and isn't sympathetic for people who want to ethnically cleanse the middle East funded by the UN?

Lol yes, Karen, you're totally on the right side of history here, you're quoting antisemetic tropes from both the Nazis and the KKK handbooks, and openly calling for ethnically cleansing Jews from Israel which they call "isn't real" or whatever but it's named over 100 times in the Quran, and I've read the xtian bible it's mentioned probably twice that at least. But it isn't real. Sorry it's hard not to laugh at that logic.

Glad we had this chat.

[strawberrycamel]

ninjago seabound hurts. so much. what the fuck

[xninetiestrendx]

When I said I’d get y’all the next tag game I bet none of us thought it would be this soon huh 😂 thank you again to sweet love @heymacy for the tag 🌸

rules: search up fashion, pantone, food, and mood on pinterest and save the first picture that shows up

tagging: @deedala @vintagelacerosette @thepupperino @sickness-health-all-that-shit @heymrspatel @lizelandre @ian-galagher and anyone else who wants to play ✨💜

[lazycranberrydoodles]

Thanks so much for the context!!!!!

no problem! i love talking about my guy <3

[lesbiandarvey]

Do you think up angsty Winnix fic ideas/scenarios in your head all the time too or is it just me

oh yeah obviously . 100%

like there's the fun "angst" of like what if they slept together but then dick had to leave before nix woke up and then they cant talk about it cus the War Is Happening and nix thinks dick regrets it etc you see the themes.

and theres the less fun of like i think it doesnt work out, in the long run for them. like between the secrecy and nixs alcoholism i think they had a pretty messy divorce somewhere in the early 50s . and i think its nix who has to leave. i think dick wouldve taken anything to keep lew with him but lew knows its fucking killing dick to see nix like this.. and so its nix thats the one who has to leave first ...

[samijey]

I'm really proud of you is the most loving thing he could have said

All of it was so damn selfless and supporting and loving - wanting to be the first person Jey saw on Raw so he knows he has at least someone there who is glad to see him, the "I'm happy that you're here", the "I know how hard it had to be, but you did it, you broke free!", the "you have become what you've always been in here (my heart)" and of course the "I'm really proud of you"... that monologue was a full-on declaration of unwavering love and I haven't stopped thinking about it since it happened

[danny-phantom-slut]

infinite realms customer service

"we're sorry, the ghost you're summoning is ... unavailable. your ritual is important to us. please hold while we connect you to the next available servant of the infinite realms."

"GODDAMMIT THIS IS THE THIRD TIME IVE BEEN PUT ON HOLD THIS MONTH!"

[everydayecclecticwitch]

I need to find a *professional* way to tell some of the higher ups at my job that micromanagement is going to lose more people and fuck up their precious stat numbers even more.

[spoonietimelordy]

Too many things to do, gonna die. I have 4 administrative things going on at the same time.

[hotdadlicense]

never accidentally change ur phone number its been an actual nightmare trying to change everything over

[vanishingmoments]

wouldn't it be insane if companies didn't create LLMs and image generators for software and websites for which they are totally useless

[sakura-code]

Dual- Sword AU

I just thought of a cute and hilarious sinatio. It’s been established that Yuma is manly in charge of Makoto’s hair, what if he gets so into playing with his hair so much he starts trying different hairstyles on him. Makoto will get a bit embarrassed but he likes making Yuma happy and he gets undivided attention from his brother.

Fubuki and Kurumi thinks it’s cool and want Yuma to do there hair. Makoto gets possessive and now three people are fighting over Yuma with Desuhiko crying in the corner 🤣

That is such an adorable idea. Especially since (in my own headcanon) Yuma used to have long hair as well (basing off the old concept art of Yuma), so he probably has experience with tying his own hair. But he would definitely get better with other hairstyles through doing Makoto’s own hair.

I should also note in this AU, Yuma’s hair is actually a little longer. Since there is no reason to hide the fact Yuma and Makoto could be related because that’s the narrative they are pushing this time. It will still be shorter than Makoto’s still because I like to differentiate the two (and think Yuma having short hair looks nice to him as well). It’ll be like shoulder-length.

[voltrons]

uhhhhhhh