#anyway heres this

[tomboyyyaoi]

[@vashmerylweek prompt 5 - creature vash] i had to get at least a sketch out for this prompt

[freetheworms]

help i can't stop drawing these idiots

[fleouriarts]

gay vampire relationship drama

[nedsseveredhead]

Made a new oc for a new little personal project that I will never fully explain or touch but everyone meet the little alien bunny princess shes from the moon and is a little lost

[crazywolf828]

Rating: General Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: F/F

Fandom: RWBY

Relationships: Blake Belladonna/Yang Xiao Long, Ruby Rose/Weiss Schnee

Characters: Yang Xiao Long, Blake Belladonna, Weiss Schnee, Ruby Rose (RWBY)

Additional Tags: Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Christmas Fluff, Marriage Proposal, Fostering Pets, Whiterose kid, this is so soft y'all, Bumbleby Week (RWBY)

Summary:

"Why is your White Fang jacket wet?" Yang asks, making her way further in the house, setting the bags on the kitchen counter.

"It was in the toilet." Blake deadpans, before looking down the hall, eyes narrowed, "I'm pretty sure it was Ivy."

"Babe, you can't just blame Ivy because she's your least favorite." Yang chuckles, unloading bags of food and toys.

"I never said she was my least favorite," Blake calls back, making her way across the hall to the washer.

Yang goes to retort, but before she gets a chance the sound of nails against hardwood echo throughout their house. Then sliding to a stop in front of them is a puppy, a rottweiler, one of her eyes completely glazed over. She was also sopping wet.

Blake levels Yang with a stare, though there's no real heat behind it, "Told you it was Ivy." Ivy just tilts her head when Blake says her name, but her tail is still going a mile a minute.

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Day 3 of Bumbleby Week: Parenting Bees (with a twist)

[madasrabbits]

me when my drafts are incoherent

[catmaidetho]

fishing line burns

wc: 374

Etho knew that fishing line hurt; it was unpleasant to have wrapped around you, tight and unforgiving in its inflexibility. He knew that fishing line was strong enough to pull anything you wanted—mobs, players, and today he had learned that with enough players you could heft a Warden dozens of blocks into the air until it fell to its death.

He did not know that it burned.

He first felt it when Grian threw his line around Joel. It was like his skin was being pinched all over, but he didn’t pay it much mind, because he dropped it almost as soon as he threw it.

He felt it again, with double the intensity, again because of Grian. Grian had hooked Pearl, and wanted to chain reaction pulling people up. It seemed innocent enough, if dangerous, but they’d been putting water down so it seemed safe. Grian pulled up Pearl who pulled up Joel, who was supposed to pull up him. 

It didn’t get that far.

Joel flew into the air, and Etho’s skin burned. The line around him pulled and tightened like a noose, digging into his skin through his thick jacket and wrapping around his neck. It burned, and it tightened, and despite barely leaving the ground—

Smallishbeans hit the ground too hard. Etho died.

He jolted up in his and Joel’s shared bed, hands grabbing at his throat to rip line off that wasn’t there anymore. His skin felt raw, and as his fingers ran over it, he felt thin grooves where the line had sunk into his skin—not his skin, he reminded himself, Joel’s. It left its mark nonetheless.

He watched Joel storm to their chests, digging for anything they had that could be used as or to make a weapon, and his arms were covered in new, dark, spiderwebbing scars from the fishing line. Etho’s arms burned from the slightest movement as he pushed himself out of bed, the new scars around his neck itching.

He caught Grian staring, as they cornered Scar, at the scars he’d helped create around his neck and around Joel’s arms. Scars that he blamed on Pearl. Scars that felt like rope burn around his throat, and that he would be happy to return.

[ohnoitsthebat]

More dark!Lawrusso

In which Daniel finally snaps and loses his shit.

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The next time Johnny saw Daniel was after school, sitting in the grass. Johnny was supposed to meet Ali after school because he wanted to take her to the new pizza place down the street, but she hadn’t arrived yet. Johnny was beginning to think that she had blown him off.

And then he saw LaRusso, and all of Johnny’s anger boiled over. Daniel was lying on his back, his arms crossed under his head like a pillow, staring at the clear sky. He was totally unaware of Johnny approaching until he felt Johnny’s sneaker bump against his head.

Irritated, Daniel sat up. He didn’t meet Johnny’s eyes as he said,

“What gives, Johnny?”

Filled with an inexplicable need to bite someone’s head off, Johnny snapped back,

“You seen Ali?”

“No,” Daniel spat, narrowing his eyes. What the hell was Johnny’s problem? He had been minding his own business, trying to clear his mind before he went home, but apparently, a guy couldn’t catch a break. “Why you askin’ me?”

“Because you’re always up her ass,” and that was it, Johnny’s last bit of self-control dissipated. “It’s a buzzkill.”

Daniel knew what Johnny was trying to do, knew that Johnny was just hurling words at him to get under his skin and that he should just let it roll off of his back, but Daniel was quite frankly, sick of Johnny and the Cobras’ constant harassment of him. There’s only so much a guy can take. 

He didn't think as he stood up and inched into Johnny’s space, not backing down even when Johnny stared daggers at him. Daniel’s voice was poisonous when he said,

“And what if I was up her ass? What are you gonna do about it, Johnny?”  Daniel sneered, his upper lip pulling back to reveal his teeth. “Maybe I’m up her ass every day. Maybe she likes having me up her ass.”

None of this is true, of course, but Daniel was tired of holding back. Fuck what Johnny thinks. 

“Shut the fuck up, LaRusso,” Johnny warned, his voice low and cold.

Daniel stepped even closer, until their chests were touching, Johnny’s heaving with his erratic breaths, and whispered darkly,

“Make me.”

[hasarjunadoneanythingwrong]

the most popular girls in chaldea

[toadstool32]

playing with pearls

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[inktho]

feel like i should be sorry about this one

[chase-prairie]

Loving reminder from your land history auntie:

North American golf courses have had 50-100 years of arsenic and mercury based fungicide and herbicides applied to their soils.

Do not eat anything that has been grown on a golf course or downstream from a golf course. I know it sounds cool and radical, but you are too valuable to poison yourself with heavy metals.

Protect each other, turn your local golf course into a pollinator garden, not a sex forest or community garden.

[agentromanoffsir]

neocities guide - why you should build your own html website

do you miss the charm of the 90s/00s web where sites had actual personality instead of the same minimalistic theme? are you feeling drained by social media and the constant corporate monopoly of your data and time? do you want to be excited about the internet again? try neocities!!

what is neocities?

neocities is a free hosting website that lets you build your own html website from scratch, with total creative control. in their own words: "we are tired of living in an online world where people are isolated from each other on boring, generic social networks that don't let us truly express ourselves. it's time we took back our personalities from these sterilized, lifeless, monetized, data mined, monitored addiction machines and let our creativity flourish again."

why should I make my own website?

web3 has been overtaken by capitalism & conformity. websites that once were meant to be fun online social spaces now exist solely to steal your data and sell you things. it sucks!! building a personal site is a great way to express yourself and take control of your online experience.

what would I even put on a website?

the best part about making your own site is that you can do literally whatever the hell you want! focus on a specific subject or make it a wild collection of all your interests. share your art! make a shrine for one of your interests! post a picture of every bird you see when you step outside! make a collection of your favorite blinkies! the world is your oyster !! here are some cool example sites to inspire you: recently updated neocities sites | it can be fun to just look through these and browse people's content! space bar | local interstellar dive bar creature feature | halloween & monsters big gulp supreme peanutbuttaz | personal site dragodiluna linwood | personal site patho grove | personal site

getting started: neocities/html guide

sound interesting? here are some guides to help you get started, especially if you aren't familiar with html/css sadgrl.online webmastery | a fantastic resource for getting started with html & web revival. also has a layout builder that you can use to start with in case starting from scratch is too intimidating web design in 4 minutes | good for learning coding basics w3schools | html tutorials templaterr | demo & html for basic web elements eggramen test pages | css page templates to get started with sadgrl background tiles | bg tiles rivendell background tiles | more free bg tiles

fun stuff to add to your site

want your site to be cool? here's some fun stuff that i've found blinkies-cafe | fantastic blinkie maker! (run by @transbro & @graphics-cafe) gificities | internet archive of 90s/00s web gifs internet bumper stickers | web bumper stickers momg | gif gallery 99 gif shop | 3d gifs 123 guestbook | add a guestbook for people to leave messages cbox | add a live chat box moon phases | track the phases of the moon gifypet | a little clickable page pet adopt a shroom | mushroom page pet tamaNOTchi | virtual pet crossword puzzle | daily crossword imood | track your mood neko | cute cat that chases your mouse pollcode | custom poll maker website hit counter | track how many visitors you have

web revival manifestos & communities

also, there's actually a pretty cool community of people out there who want to bring joy back to the web! melonland project | web project/community celebrating individual & joyful online experiences. Also has an online forum melonland intro to web revival | what is web revival? melonking manifesto | status cafe | share your current status nightfall city | online community onio.cafe | leave a message and enjoy the ambiance sadgrl internet manifesto | yesterweb internet manifesto | sadly defunct, still a great resource reclaiming online social spaces | great manifesto on cultivating your online experience

in conclusion

i want everyone to make a neocities site because it's fun af and i love seeing everyone's weird personal sites that they made outside of the control of capitalism :) say hi to me on neocities

[gibbearish]

love when ppl defend the aggressive monetization of the internet with "what, do you just expect it to be free and them not make a profit???" like. yeah that would be really nice actually i would love that:)! thanks for asking

[daisywords]

One of my biggest nitpicks in fiction concerns the feeding of babies. Mothers dying during/shortly after childbirth or the baby being separated form the mother shortly after birth is pretty common in fiction. It is/was also common enough in real life, which is why I think a lot of writers/readers don't think too hard about this. however. Historically, the only reason the vast majority of babies survived being separated from their mother was because there was at least one other woman around to breastfeed them. Before modern formula, yes, people did use other substitutes, but they were rarely, if ever, nutritionally sufficient.

Newborns can't eat adult food. They can't really survive on animal milk. If your story takes place in a world before/without formula, a baby separated from its mother is going to either be nursed by someone else, or starve.

It doesn't have to be a huge plot point, but idk at least don't explicitly describe the situation as excluding the possibility of a wetnurse. "The father or the great grandmother or the neighbor man or the older sibling took and raised the baby completely alone in a cave for a year." Nope. That baby is dead I'm sorry. "The baby was kidnapped shortly after birth by a wizard and hidden away in a secret tower" um quick question was the wizard lactating? "The mother refused to see or touch her child after birth so the baby was left to the care of the ailing grandfather" the grandfather who made the necessary arrangements with women in the neighborhood, right? right? OR THAT GREAT OFFENDER "A newborn baby was left on the doorstep and they brought it in and took care of it no issues" What Are You Going to Feed That Baby. Hello?

Like. It's not impossible, but arrangements are going to have to be made. There are some logistics.