#anyway ily kenny <3

[saetoru]

the draken emma hate ship is so real... like good for yall ig...!!! im also jealous

i feel draken is a lot of ppls first fav in the show—he was my first fav. he downgraded to third fjsjfjsjf but he’s just that comforting kinda guy who respect you and take care of you and then it’s just … boom: he’s been in love with a girl from his childhood for quite literally over a decade even after her death and ur just like 😐 what about me 😒 it ruins the selfship a bit ngl 😒

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

So Kenny. Do you know him? I think you might know him. Anyway we see him in sweaters right. But we never see Suguru in those sweaters. Do you think Suguru had those in his closet and gege never drew him wearing them (a crime) or do you think Kenny took his fruity ass to the store to buy cute clothes. Asking for a friend (it’s me)

REMMMMM…… i DO know kenny >:3 i know him personally actually. here’s a pic of us

BUT YES . I HAVE AN ANSWER FOR THIS. my personal hc is that kenny tries to match the wardrobe of whoever his host is!! it might not even be a conscious thing…. but!! with that in mind!!!! i think it’s safe to say that even if the sweater he wears isn’t suguru’s, suguru is still VERY much a sweater guy. and i’ll die on that hill!!!!!! you can pry sweater boy sugu from my cold dead hands!!!!!!!!!!! he just strikes me as someone who dresses for comfort above all else :33

wait actually . i just remembered that sweater boy sugu is canon bc we see him wearing a black sweater in hidden inventory and it’s one of his best looks…….. 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

GULP . he looks soooo boyfriend it’s insane ….

[hayakawalove]

hello my dearest rem :33 i hope your day’s going well!!! and that the sun is shining for you!!!!! i’m here to assign you your very own genshin bf <33333

here he is …. the little meowmeow himself

this is kaeya <33 and i know w all my heart and soul that you would love him bc i trust your taste more than anything on the planet <33333 HE’S SOOOO. like. he makes me fully insane…. and he’s very much sugucoded….. tragic backstory + charming and sly + a bit of a liar + secretly a sweetie. you get the vibes 🙏🙏 he’s one of my favorite little guys ever and i know you’d adore him <3333 and he would adore you right back <3333333

he’s just such a Rem character i had to tell you abt him 😭😭 but for what it’s worth i think you’d also love his brother diluc >:3 my other absolute fav hehe. anyway ILYYYYY i’m hugging you so tightly n kissing your forehead softly <333 mwah mwah!!

ARI ily i hope today is going well for you i am hugging and hugging you

HES SO CUTEE the long hair got me. When you said his name initially i was like okay let’s see what this guy looks like. Looks him up. Long hair. YEAHH it’s my weakness I TRUST YOUR TASTE TOO i think We overlap on mostly everything other than Kenny but trust that i am not past the point of Not wanting him. I just. Want to figure out what’s wrong with him first KFJKDKCKDJFOFO

A BIT OF A LIAR DOKCODJCKDJFODIFK if a blorbo is manipulative it’s Hot okay. I don’t want to delve into the psychology of why i think that.

AND DILUC I’ll have to look up on him too. ILY THANK YOU FOR THIS THIS MADE ME SMILE

[dollfacefantasy]

HI I JUST FINISHED GOING THROUGH YOUR WIP TITLES AND <33 i’m particularly looking forward to these…

good cop, bad cop

on a short leash

pound puppy

will definitely be reading the part 1’s of the RE fics you’re making a part 2 for sometime soon hehe

anyways <3 hope you have been doing amazing kenny ily you feed all the fandoms you write for omg

omg hey lottie and thank you so much <3

i'm happy you're excited for those, i am too, they're just taking me forever 😭 but hopefully soon i'm gonna get all of them out !! um on a short leash already has like 2k words i just am a little stuck with it and kinda same thing with pound puppy but not as long yet hehe

[tiniedemon]

heya! firstly i just wanna say, sorry if i’ve been spamming you at all, your writing is so addicting and omg i’m obsessed

anyway ejfjfjc i wanted to ask if you’d be able to do a friends to lovers trope hc for kenny and kyle (seperately OR if you’re feeling funky, k2 x reader), the reader and those two have been best friends since they were babies, inseparable, but suddenly one day, they began to see eachother differently, maybe one of them did something that made the other open their eyes to the possibilities, or even just a sudden switch of feeling

thank you sm for what you do, i enjoy reading it so much <3 ily and i hope you’re well

thank you so much for this request babe are you kidding?? this was the most on brand thing for me to write, i really really hope you like it. & i hope you’re super well too ilysm thank you sm 😭🥹💞

[ozziesjester]

I love your South Park si so much I would love to know more about him (this is also a reason to talk about South Park bc I know sweet fuck all besides what I played of fractured but whole which was not a whole lot)

OH I WOULD LOVE TO INFODUMP ABOUT HIM lemme put this under a readmore incase it gets long

ok ok so. he's based loosely off the new kid in the fractured but whole. charlie and his parents lived in denver before his mother died. his father fell into a deep depression and decided moving away from the memories of her would be the best route. also he became an alcoholic and stopped taking care of himself and all that. worth noting as well that charlie is a carbon copy of his mother, which led to a lot of...... complicated.... feelings from his father toward him

charlie was diagnosed with autism around 5 years old when he never started talking, so he was homeschooled up until moving to south park. his dad figured he could socialize with kids his age and get him out of the house for 8 hours a day so, win win LMAO

ofc around this time charlie doesn't know he's trans (or really what transgender is, he is very sheltered), and he tries hanging around the other girls but they don't really. Get him. everyone keeps trying to make him talk and try to put makeup on his face and he hates how it feels so he stops.

the Guys, though? they seem cool. they're playing outside in the dirt with silly costumes on, and charlie wants to be a part of it! he starts hanging around the back during their games, sort of trailing behind them because he wants to Belong somewhere.

i don't really consider him Part of the main group of guys? honestly, i think he's closest with butters and kenny. kenny likely told him what transgender is and got everyone to start referring to him as charlie, even if most the time they just call him soup. not like he can really object to it, plus they like him enough to give him a nickname so it's Fine

...honestly i'm kind of stream of consciousness-ing here so i'm gonna write if i think the boys would respect soup's identity

stan: was confused, didn't know what transgender was. asked his dad what it meant and got "the liberals are transing the kids" lectured by randy, so he decided he was fine with it to spite him kyle: is transgender. yes kenny: he's fine with it if soup shows him his boobs eric: ....i'm conflicted. i think Yes but only because he thinks it'd be unfair to be a huge dick to a girl, so he can be mean to soup because he's a boy

OKAY RIGHT ANYWAY. i don't have a specific character i ship soup with... i think he's kinda passed around the group because he goes along with anything. it's Stan's Turn to watch the resident autistic kid. he hangs out at stan's house a lot actually. randy is drinking buddies with soup's dad so he sleeps over sometimes

soup's dad is also friends with mrs. cartman, the two are so amazed that their children get along so well. papa campbell remarks that charlotte's always had such trouble making friends, and liane laments her poor eric has the same issue. meanwhile upstairs cartman is convincing soup to sit still so he can give him a lobotomy

soup is just so happy to make friends. he doesn't really care that they're all a bunch of douchebags that nearly get him killed on a weekly basis, he likes being around them. i think he likes kenny the most... randy likes HIM but the feeling is. probably not mutual

thank you so much for the chance to dump soup lore oh my god this shit has been festering in my brain for years ily if you read all this muah <3

[nsmhrniki]

✰ candy thief！,,

WARNINGS: slightly suggestive themes, stealing (from a candy shop ☠), but nothing srs tbh

PAIRING/S: craig, tolkien, kenny x reader [ platonic // romantic ]

GENRE: fluff

PRONOUNS: none specified

REQUESTED: yes // no

" idea idea idea SO craig, tolkien, kenny. eating candies together or something, and reader decides to uh how do i explain this- "steal" their candy. from their mouth😍 NOT NSFW just fluff!! could i also get it in like imagines pls? i rlly rlly love your work "

– anon

A/N: my nose AND throat is stuffed and the skin of the palm of my hand is peeling - guess i'm about to die soon 😍! anyway ty anon ily ☹ /pos i went ALL OUT on this

tucker, craig ✰ !

— it's the weekend, u and your boyfriend are chilling out on the sofa, candies scattered on the coffee table.

it's the 3rd of november, and halloween is starting to fade away.

apparently, your friends bought you way too many candies for the children to even pick up‐but at least you get a taste of them yourselves now that they aren't here to steal them away.

unfortunately, the power ran out for the day; and both your phones were left discarded on the coffee table. batteries dropped on zero percent.

a sigh leaves the gates of your mouth as you lazily open another piece of fruit-flavored candy.

"god why can't i just- zap! the power back on. it's been hoursss." - you say out loud while inspecting the pink-colored gum.

craig lets out a snort; "it's only been half an hour," he claims. a smile creeps up on your face as you turn to glance at them, seeing that he's miserably playing around a piece of candy.

the clock seemed to click so dramatically slow, and the afternoon is going by at a glacial pace. there were no homeworks, tasks, or anything to do. the two of you were bored out of your mind.

usually, craig would take out his phone to text the others to come over; and you'd do the same. that was if you ‐ or, for fuck's sake your own phones‐had the energy, but at this moment, neither of you really had even just the tiniest drop of it.

damn, you're even too tired to do the things that would shoo away the boredom.

you glance back at your boyfriend once again, seeing that he'e still doing the same thing as earlier. holding a candy, with no trace of intention of whether he'll eat it or not.

if there's nothing much to do, and it's just the two of you,, you scoot your way closer to craig, and he takes notice of this as he watches you with the same unfazed expression on his face.

that's when craig finally rips open the candy wrapper and plops the candy in his mouth.

suddenly, he feels your lips land on his. at first it was as light as a feather, but now it's more of your lips pushed against each other, unintentionally leading him to be pushed against the sofa. craig is eventually taken aback, feeling the absence of the grape-flavored gum that was just in his mouth merely a few seconds ago.

he looks up to see your face innocently chewing on that said gum, with your body still straddling his on the sofa.

he playfully smacks your shoulder, causing you to complain.

"you hit me."

"you stole my candy."

"i don't know what you're taking about <3"

"no."

"all i did was kiss you and now you're accusing me for such a thing?"

"y/n."

"do u want it back then?"

"...maybe."

black, tolkien ✰ !

— you two are wrapped in each others arms, bodies buried in the heap of your favorite blanket.

you look at the several skittles on your hand, as your other hand reaches out to grab the last one; your boyfriend unconsciously takes it before you do.

you shoot a playful glare at him and hit his arm lightly, which in return follows by tolkien's perplexed yet amused chuckles.

"you took my only favorite flavor left."

"did i?" tolkien sheepishly questioned, "sorry 'bout that."

unbeknownst to you, tolkien's apology was genuine and that he didn't mean to take your oh-so precious skittle. unfortunately you don't take notice of this and think he's messing with you.

you grumble as you scoot up to tolkien's level and take his face in your hands; he doesn't say a word and remains focus on the movie–but you can feel his head relax in the comfort of your hands. he's not chewing on the skittle like what he's supposed to do, and instead just keeps it in his mouth as if he's mocking you

that's when you lean in to kiss him.

you feel tolkien flinch slightly with a small "mmph-"

as you finally take the skittle in your mouth, you pull away to look at your seemingly bemused, wide-eyed boyfriend. a wide blush is spread across his face and at the tips of his ears, too surprised to even say a word. moreover, he doesn't seem to want to say anything out of embarrassment.

it was cute, and you adored the way only u could see this side of his.

after all, maybe you mistaking him for shitting you with the skittles earlier wasn't so bad.

mccormick, kenny ✰ !

— the two of you head towards the candy shop, never-ending giggles coming from the two of you as the two of you step inside.

you look up at the walls, bursting with jars of candies on display. licorice of all different colors, glistening like gems from the sugar that coats them, and others that appear dull in comparison.

your grip on your handbag starts to tighten, your mouth waters and u swear you feel like a kid again.

you look around and notice that no one's around. you expected little kids to be shouting and destroying your ears in the shop‐but you remember that it's a monday morning, and kids are most likely in school.

school‐the two of you skipped first period just for this. you two or definitely gonna get a scolding from both your teachers and parents, but it's worth while to relief your sweet tooth.

"looks like the shop owner isn't around, take everything u want, y/n."

kenny informs you with a toothy grin and you nod in glee.

the two of u begin to sneak candies in your plastic bag and after doing so, you shove them in your hand bag.

the two of you exit the shop hand in hand, giving each other a fist bump. going your way into a dark alley and you and kenny stop there for a while.

"c'mere, give me a kiss" you tease and kenny stares at you.

"can't–have peppermint." he nonchalantly responds back, earning a groan from you which causes him to lightly laugh.

"and??? what about it?"

"wh- you-" kenny confusedly stutters as you pull him by his parka and lean in to kiss him. you sneakily take the peppermint away from him.

kenny is tense, and after a while, you eventually pull away. he stays in his spot, staring at you with a dozen thoughts swirling in his eyes, and slowly his eyebrows knit.

"dude..."

"yeah?"

"the cctv,,"

"... fuck. we're gonna get it thrice."

taglist: @lim3erence @kennyphobia @m3l-505

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[only-kiwi]

hey girl, can I get on the taglist for sour?

SOUR SERIES PART EIGHT - 1 step forward, 3 steps back

soooo fucking sorry for the long wait i been on my depressed girl shit but i’m back!! i missed you guys 😭 anyway this chapter is y/n being a boss bitch as she should!!

also guys i’m literally begging you to hype me up on instagram because my irls hate me i just posted today 😭 link here ily

SOUR MASTERLIST

[REQUESTS ARE CLOSED]

You never called Harry like you said you would. After having many conversations with yourself, you decided it was best to fully leave him in your past. It was nice that he wanted to reach out but a part of you felt like he was only doing it because he wanted to clear his name.

Him contacting you was unnecessary and honestly, you didn’t care what he had to say. Nothing could take back how badly he hurt you and you needed to remember that. As much as you still loved him and wished things were different, he hurt you and you couldn’t let him back in in any way. So you were leaving him in your past.

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yourinstagram you got me fucked up in the head boy

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ynfan1 PRETTY

ynfan2 new song?? what’s this one about girl idk who you keep writing them.

yourinstagram @/ynfan2 it’s about staying with someone even when they’re toxic because you’re in love and you only see the good in them so you’re just going back and forth

arianagrande insane

harryfan1 why don’t i look like this

harryfan2 y’all i think she blocked him 😭

conangray obsessed

yourinstagram @/conangray ily

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yourinstagram and maybe in some masochistic way i kind of find it all exciting

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ynfan3 a LOOK

ynfan4 go off queen!!!

madisonbeer ugh need this dress

yourinstagram @/madisonbeer we can share but you have to be my gf though

harryfan3 in loveeee

harryfan4 you really be doing harry dirty with thee songs 😭

yourinstagram @/harryfan4 i’m so over hearing this shit. all i’m doing is writing about my experience with relationships and heartbreak. harry did himself dirty.

arianagrande slaying as always

yourinstagram @/arianagrande coming from the queen herself pls stfu

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harrystyles FALLING. OUT NOW.

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harryfan5 NOT THEM RELEASING SONGS ON THE SAME DAY

harryfan6 i love you djshskw

annetwist ❤️

ynfan6 drama aside, i really hope they’re both okay like not only are they going through a breakup but the whole world is watching.

ynfan7 men are trash fr like how can you break up with her and date someone else two weeks later just to play the victim 🙄

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TAGLIST: @wobblymug @afterglowrry @jgtfvhsg @dontworrysunflower @annesauriol @vasilikir5 @simonsbluee @chesca-791 @kenny-0909 @gloriousmoneyrascalbiscuit @pretty-pop-princess-hs @cal-york @taysirene @finercupidity @nerdypartytrashpsychic @folkl0uis @will-be-a-fineline @mikeyspinkcup @niallerlover8022

[elysianslove]

please for the love of everything holy, give us attack on titan dick headcanons like you did with jjk and haikyuu 🤲🏻🤲🏻

i've been waiting for this one and i love your fics sm,, you're literally one of my fav bloggers ily <33

havsjdd ONE OF MY FAVE SERIES YES,,, i can’t just do all characters so i did the ones i’m most familiar with (aka mains 🤧) if you want others lmk!!

as always, this is purely for fun!! i don’t intend to be crazy realistic :)

other works; haikyuu captains, setters, middle blockers, aces and jujutsu kaisen

ATTACK ON TITAN DICK ANALYSIS

levi ackerman

as much as this hurts, he’s probably barely average. i mean, to be fair, he was extremely malnourished as a child, but i’ll be generous and say he’s 5.2 inches. such a pretty cock :( like it has a dark golden/brown tan to it, with a pink tip. also idk why but something tells me levi has a birthmark on his dick. don’t ask, he just has like this cool, brown splotch right beneath the tip. anyways, it curves up and inwards, i’m so sure. the girth and length are proportional, and he’s relatively veiny!! cute, thick balls too. is being clean shaven a thing in that universe? if it is, consider it done obviously.

eren jaeger

he has a big dick idc. just so hung i cannot. eren dick print is immaculate i will cry. fat cock, 6.8 inches, veiny as fuck. like thick veins you feel them when he’s inside of you. the shaft is just the tiniest bit darker than his skin, and the tip is dark, angry red, especially he’s all hard and wet. doesn’t really curve, to be honest, maybe a little to the right. oh and he has fat balls. heavy balls. breeder balls. he cums and his balls are still so full — insanity. doesn’t shave at all though like it’s so unkempt <//3 likes to shove your face down when you suck him off as if to make a point <//3

armin arlert

omg his dick’s so pretty. like sososo pretty. pale shaft and the cutest pink tip. like it’s kind a pastel pink but then he’s hard and it gets even darker, like a dark pink. it flushes so gorgeous when he’s hard and dripping for you. he’s like 6.3 inches, and it curves at the tip a little. more veiny than you’d imagine actually!!! his balls and tip are extremely, over the top, sensitive suck on them and he’s gone. oof and if you suck and then blow cold air? he might pass out. obviously clean shaven! sometimes he forgets tho but same way he doesn’t care if you are, you don’t care if he is either. nothing screams thoughtful like armin after all.

jean kirstein

HES SO BIG HELP. idk the timeskip.... he screams bde..... horsecock jean..... 7.2 inches bye. literally mouthwatering pretty, just a tan, bronze-ish shaft, prominent veins, dark pink tip that gets all bright when it’s wet. longer than he is thick but he will rearrange your guts absolutely. stick straight, doesn’t curve, isn’t sensitive so he’ll straight up cockwarm you whenever wherever (cockwarm any of your holes which one is available rn shawty). he trims, and there’s the hottest happy trail from beneath his belly button down to his crotch. when he stretches and it shows fhdbdhcjf

connie springer

my boy has an average dick <3 just 5.6 inches, good girth, good length, no curve. actually it’s kinda fat.... kinda.... might be a stretch taking him.... it’s okay he lives between those thighs anyways. pale pink tip that doesn’t darken all that much when hard, golden shaft, prominent veins. he’s clean shaven because he’s scared you’ll leave him if he wasn’t </3 forgot once and had a freak out session the moment he undressed till he realized it wasn’t that big of a deal.

reiner braun

HOLT FUCK PLEASE. HIS DICK IS SO BIG STOP. he’s 7.7 INCHES NO TAKESIES BACKSIES. hole splinter. pussy/bussy destroyer. cervix kisser. tummy bulger. golden shaft and a dark pink tip. literally so veiny. so much girth you cannot. cannot imagine. just size kink with reiner pls. heavy balls that have so much to give, but baby’s so easily sensitive <3 kind of clean shaven? depends on his mood? the time he has? whether you’re 100% for/against it or 50-50, etc.

bertholdt hoover

why do i get the feel, the vibes if you will, that he has such a big dick. like it shocks people when they see it. he’s probably hella long like 7 inches long, listen i cannot explain it he just has a big dick. dark shaft and the deepest red for a tip. not that veiny, but curves nicely to the right. extremely sensitive balls oh my god. will cry if you overstimulate him <3

niccolo

sasha’s so lucky <//3 big dick i know it. 6.7 inches and it’s gorgeous, with a golden tan to the shaft that flushes out to a bright, pale pink tip. when he’s hard it gets a blush pink/red so pretty. kinda veiny, kinda not. like it’s alright! he has amazing orgasm control his dick‘s tip will be purpling but you have to cum a million times before he‘s okay with cumming. trims, so not 100% clean shaven.

porco galliard

such a fat dick. it’s like 5.1 inches but it’s so fat you will cry taking it. the stretch burns oh my god. also he has no concept of prep so please, teach him. mauve/pink-ish tip, just a light tan shaft. it’s kinda flushed all over tbh, darker at the tip, lighter the longer you go along his shaft. curves to the right a little! doesn’t believe in being clean shaven sorry <//3

kenny ackerman

sorry am i allowed to do him? dilf! or gilf? 🤔 idk i just know his dick is huge. massive. 7.5 inches. so big. the tip is such a dark red, the shaft is dark and tan. hella, hella veins. like so much. not clean shaven obviously. im not gonna say anything else i dont wanna taint my dignity even more.

[lannisterdaddyissues]

1, 9, 10, 11, 20 and 25 for the top gun ask game!

- finite-skies

AAAAAAAAAAAAA @finite-skies TYSM FOR SENDING THESE ASKS BESTIE ILY!!! 🥺🥺🥺

1. Who’s your favorite character & why are they your fave? oh i think we all know the answer to this one, but i'll say it anyway: maverick! nobody even comes close to him in my eyes. i just love him. i love everything about him. if you want the short answer for why i love him, he is my scrunkly. he is my firstborn son. he is my sweet angel baby whom i offer my life. in my head i commit hate crimes against anyone who does not enjoy him the way i do. he is wonderful and perfect and deserves to be loved unconditionally by everyone and everything. also he is played by the loml tommy cruise 'nuff said <3

the long answer though is that he is just such a great main character. he has all the qualities that i find compelling in a protagonist. he's cool, badass, and confident both in his abilities and in himself as a person. these are both good qualities and bad qualities: on the one hand, he has total conviction in his beliefs and will do anything to defend them to people who try to curtail him (good), but on the other, he tends to be an attention-seeking showboat which can cause unnecessary troubles for others (bad). he has the complex backstory that everyone loves to read about, and it sets him apart from everyone else from the very beginning. that isolation gives him an extra layer of depth that's hard to see on the surface, but it's certainly there. i love his growth in the first movie after the trauma of goose's death and i love seeing his journey towards closure and acceptance in top gun: maverick.

tl;dr, pete "maverick" mitchell is my sopping wet little purse dog. thank you for listening to my ted talk. you did not ask for this but you may have it all the same.

9. What’s your favorite scene in either movie? ooh, man. there are a lot of those, but i think it has to be the scene in top gun: maverick where he flies the mission in 2:15 because that was such a sick power move like mans' dick game is huge

10. Favorite part of the soundtrack from either movie? i love the man, the legend / touchdown from top gun: maverick! i've listened to it so many times. from the original, it's definitely danger zone by kenny loggins by a long shot. he's one of my favorite artists!

11. Do you prefer the original Top Gun or Top Gun: Maverick? this is a really tough question! i enjoy the characters in the original a lot more, but i really love the story and the action in the sequel. therefore i choose option c) both! <3

20. Is there anything you’d delete from canon? either the charliemav sex scene bc wtf was that or the off-screen falling-out between mav and bradley because it hurts me to think of mav being sad and lonely all those years (except for ice, of course)

25. Are there any other canons you’d like to see Top Gun have a crossover with? i'd say mission: impossible but i'm already writing it 😎! for other possible crossovers, this one is waaaayyyy out there but i recently started watching westworld and ed harris plays a main antagonist in it and now i keep asking myself, "is this what the man in black [his character] does when he's not shooting up androids in westworld? he's a navy admiral?" LOL. however for a real answer i think a crossover with kiss kiss bang bang would be so funny because val kilmer also plays a mean gay guy in it and his "love interest" is also a doe-eyed brunette twink. you can't convince me tom kazansky doesn't also have an identical twin now. he's also in a polycule with michelle monaghan and she played tom cruise's wife in mission: impossible 3 which is just. hilarious to me

[askfuturepark]

FW// 003

KYLE: ok guys, we HAVE to do something

CARTMAN: wow khal you’re so clever i hadn’t thought about it UNTIL YOU SAID IT

STAN: can we just not use violence this time?

CARTMAN: DUDE PIP AND CHRISTOPHE ARE FUCKING ALIVE AND YOU ARE ONLY THINKING ABOUT THAT??!!

KYLE: could you PLEASE not to shout? everyone is listening to us for god’s sake

STAN: we can ask them gently abou-

CARTMAN: kenny you have to hit gregory

STAN: WHY IT HAS TO BE GREGORY?

KENNY: no

CARTMAN: he may knows something about butters

KENNY: …

KENNY: let’s hit gregory then

STAN: C’MON

{MEANWHILE}

GREGORY: i need to pee

ESTELLA: right now, seriously? you piece of shit, we have to follow an easy fucking plan, and the first rule is not to separate from each other

GREGORY: you can follow me if you want

CHRISTOPHE: i prefer eating grass

GREGORY: you are so romantic, i can’t wait until our wedding!!

PIP: just be careful greg, people are looking at us in a strange way

GREGORY: maybe cause we are the new ones?

ESTELLA: or maybe because shit #1 and shit #2 should be dead and they’re alive and walking through the hallways

GREGORY: touché

GREGORY: anyways, i swear that i’ll be back in 5 min, don’t miss me too much

ESTELLA: din’t miss mi ti mich

GREGORY: estella can’t be quiet for a fucking single moment. That stupid bitch thinks that she’s in charge when I AM IN CH-

GREGORY: oh

CARTMAN: DO IT KENNETH!!! IT’S NOW OR NEVER

It’s time for Gregory to speak, don’t you think so?

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HI THERE! I hope you’re all alright :) i’m so sorry for disappear for almost a month, but i have just started school and i’m really busy. I will try to upload the AU every 15 days.

Also, THANK U SO MUCH FOR 50 FOLLOWERS!! It means sm to me, ily all <3

See you next time and don’t forget to leave your question to greg, it will be very useful for the guys.

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

top 5 wips you’re most excited to write? :D

AH …. anon my beloved 🥺🥺🥺 tysm for giving me an excuse to talk about them!!!! i have a whole bunch but here are the ones i’m most excited for/planning to write soon :3 hopefully

TITLES ARE STILL UNDER CONSTRUCTION BTW but if you know where any of them are from you get a big gold star ⭐️

it’s your touch that i need

the best friend’s brother!satoru fic that i’m planning on posting next….. i’m . Unsure if i’ll have time to post it this week but :’3 i’ll get it done!!! honestly i just think bfb!toru is insanely attractive so this is mostly an outlet for that but . i have a plot mapped out kind of… the unrequited love trope is just perfect for him but it’s Me so it’ll probably be less angsty and more funny/bittersweet !!

here’s a snippet from it <3

”you’re a good kid,” he says, and his smile teeters on the edge of something apologetic. mostly, it’s pitying. ”there are lots of people out there for you.” the weight of his palm on your head is usually a comfort, but like this? it’s a specific kind of torture. he ruffles your hair, as affectionate as ever, the same as it’s always been. not a trace of any romantic intent. there are lots of people out there for you. (i know, you want to tell him, but your voice is raspy and your throat feels sort of dry. i know. but i want you.)

hunter, you were human

my neglected mer!sugu fic…… our beloved fish man….. one day. i’ll write it out. i’m having some trouble deciding the order of events + general formatting of the outline so 😭😭 i’m a bit stuck. i’ll get there though!!! this au has angst potential but it’s Me so trust that this will be fluffy and nothing else. lots of banter and cutesy moments. i have a lotttt of thoughts about this au and character/reader dynamic so….. i’m. really excited to eventually write it all out!!! i love him sm :cc

“i don’t really like freshwater.” … your eyes widen. his voice is silky, smooth, like a silver river running from the forked tip of his tongue; a melodic lilt that makes you think of the lullaby your mother used to sing you to sleep with. a long, slow moment passes you by, like the rocking of a rusty ship. silently, your tongue forms around a bundle of words, your mouth gaping like a fish out of water. staring at the merman in your bathtub. “you can talk?!”

consider the hairpin turn

THE BELOVEDEST OF THEM ALL …… my extremely neglected best friend’s brother!kenjaku fic T_T my magnum opus even . i started writing it out a while ago but had to stop bc i can’t decide how to format it …. i think it’d be best to tell the story through a lot of flashbacks but it’s difficult to decide where to put what flashbacks in a way that doesn’t disturb the flow, yk??? but i do have everything outlined and i’m super excited to finally post it :33 someday… bfb!kenny is the actual loml i have so much lore planned for him. this fic is just a whole bunch of yearning and tension… the tiniest tiniest bit suggestive bc he truly makes me ill.

nervously, your gaze trails towards the stairs. worried, your teeth gnawing at your bottom lip. kenjaku notices. a large palm cradles your cheek; making sure your eyes stay locked onto his own. ”don't worry about him,” he soothes, a rough thumb smoothing down your skin. ”it’s just us here… just you and me. why don’t you take a deep breath for me, hm?” (you do. without thinking. as if your body was waiting for instructions, waiting to satiate this gnawing desire to impress him, make him proud. be good for him.)  “now,” he exhales, in tandem with you, molecules mingling together. “do you want this?” 

only in the next world

ANOTHER DEARLY BELOVED WIP that’s been rotting in my drafts for a while ….. 👉👈 i think that out of all of these fics this is the first one that i wrote the outline to?? probably even before i made this blog. it’s basically just a canon-aligned au where gojo navigates his maybe-possibly-feelings for you, a new teacher at jujutsu high!! sooo really just my attempt to write what i view as a more canon-aligned gojo and his feelings towards love :3 mostly character-centered fluff and slowburn… some office au vibes…. i’m very fond of this reader!! and i love this version of gojo so bad i really hope i can do him justice…

“they’re a softie, huh?” shoko exhales — smoke drifting past her lungs, mingling with the cold air, a stench of tobacco that makes him crinkle his nose. ”they are,” she hums, glancing at him out of the corner of her eye. a dangerously knowing look. “it’s not often someone captures your attention.” gojo smiles. ”is that what it seems like?” he drawls, almost a chuckle. closing his eyes and thinking of you, the fading scent of your perfume. ”well, who knows.” (certainly not him.)

signs of affection

my sickeningly fluffy cult leader geto fic <333 bc i’m spreading the agenda that he is a puppy of a man towards his s/o. this one is just meant to be funny and sweet!! i adoreee the thought of him dating a retired sorcerer with a normal ass job so in this one the reader works at a preschool…. and they’re meant to attend some kind of event for the preschool + is offered to bring a plus one. mild chaos ensues (geto doesn’t want to be anywhere near your non-sorcerer colleagues but he also wants to support you so he’s having a bit of a crisis rn…..) i LOVE this one and i’m so excited to write it out <333333 i think this geto is the most endearing man alive.

suguru blinks, eyelashes fluttering, gleaming under the shallow light of the lamppost just behind him. illuminating the peach-dyed flush dusting his ears, those wide pupils. and his lips, glossy with something cherry-flavoured, soon to curl up into a smile — fond, fond, fond. melting into your touch, basking in your long-sought attention. if he were a cat, you’re sure he'd be purring. he places one big palm over yours, where it rests on his cheek, and he stares. silently, like you’re the only thing worth seeing; dreamy galaxies inside his eyes, all honey and star clusters, leaking adoration. a milky way of love. ”… another,” he pleads, nosing at your fingertips.

[userwitchy]

rules: pick 5 shows then answer the following questions. don't cheat. then tag 10 (or however many) people.

tagged by @addys-beth & @neve-campbells ily both 💜💜💜

Dawson's Creek

Riverdale

Julie and the Phantoms

Angel

Brigerton

Questions:

1, who is your favorite character in 2? Betty Cooper, my beloved favorite character of all time.

2. who is your least favorite character in 1? Dawson Leery, my beloathed. But Eddie is a close runner-up, also Ms. Jacobs, but I'll stop now.

3. what is your favorite episode of 4? A Hole in the World, because pain :)

4. what is your favorite season of 5? 2, of course.

5. who is your favorite couple in 3? Juke <333

6. who is your favorite couple in 2? That is honestly a complicated question, so I will say Bughead & Barchie

7. what is your favorite season of 1? 3

8. what is your favorite episode of 5? The last two episodes of season 2

9. what is your favorite episode of 2? The Midnight Club, Big Fun, and Next to Normal.

10. how long have you watched 1? Umm... I started watching it last year sometime.

11. how did you become interested in 3? I saw gay ghosts AND a Kenny Ortega project !!???!!!?!?!!?!! and was sold

12. who is your favorite actor in 4? umm... I think Amy Acker is a decent person to my knowledge? But I don't really keep up with cast at all

13. which do you prefer? 1, 2 or 5? 1!!!!!

14. which show have you seen more episodes of, 1 or 3? Well, 1 because 3 is only 9 episode long lmao

15. if you could be anyone from 4, who would you be? Winifred Burkle even though she dies because I love her <3333

16. would a crossover between 3 and 4 work? I mean maybe. They're both supernatural so sure.

17. pair two characters in 1 that would make an unlikely but strangely okay couple. I'm going to say Andie/Audrey, I think they could balance each other out

18. overall, which show has the better storyline, 3 or 5? 3

19. which has the better theme music, 2 or 4?? Angel wins by default because Riverdale doesn't have theme music, but it would've probably been my choice anyway because it slaps

20. what is your favorite episode of 3?? Stand Tall

i'm tagging whoevef wants to do this because i never know who to tag <3

[shishinoya]

Stop Fighting || y.m

☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:⠀ *⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆

— REQUEST || “Yaku fic yaku fic yaku fic where he has a gf who is kuroo’s sister and it’s funny bc Kuroo and him didn’t get along in the beginning but reader was always in the middle of it with Kai just watching the lil quarrels go down and she would try to stop them from fighting from time to time and eventually her and yaku fell for each other and Kuroo is just like “that little runt!!” LOLOL okay yeah thx!! Also ily bby💕💕” —  @kal-emm​

— PAIRING || Yaku Morisuke X Fem!Reader

— TYPE || Headcanon

— WARNING || Just a bunch of fluff

— WORD COUNT || NA

— AUTHOR’S NOTE || dude we need more yaku fics!! i will make a petition :)) he so mom and pure aicbiancb this concept is so cute and i never thought about it. i’m excited to get started :)) hope u enjoy <3

☾ ⋆*･ﾟ:⋆*･ﾟ:⠀ *⋆.*:･ﾟ .: ⋆*･ﾟ: .⋆

》 You and Kuroo were stuck together like glue. You loved your brother, so much that you followed him everywhere. You did this when you were little and you continued the habit all the way till high school. 

》 He was the butter to your toast, the left sock to your right, the Hinata to Kageyama. Inseparable.

》 That is until he started to devote his time more to volleyball.

》 Yes, he played a lot before, forcing Kenma to join him when you couldn’t bump the ball properly. But his addiction passion evolved, even more, when he got into high school.

》 You wouldn’t lie that you got jealous. Like how dare he spend more time into the sport than pay attention to his wonderful, beautiful, amazing little sister. Selfish.

》 You didn’t understand his love until you got into your first year of high school while he was in his last. It would be your first time actually seeing your brother play. Sure, you loved him and supported him (even if you hated him for putting you second), you never really had the time to make it to his games.

》 But boy was he good! You knew some of the terminology and the different plays he did, but actually seeing it live was a different experience. 

》 You attention was directed to a smaller and cuter male who wore a different jersey than the rest. He was diving for the ball and making sure it wasn’t touching the ground. For the amount of times he fell to the ground trying to save the ball must have hurt. Dedication!

》 You never seen the guy but every time he saved the ball, it made you smile. Whoops! Guess you fell for him already. But who can blame you.

》 Nekoma won and you were on your way to congratulate your brother and maybe take more peeks at the cute guy :O. 

》 But the change in atmosphere, damn. t e n s i o n. 

》 It was your bed head brother and the cute dude staring each other down. You just stared at them until Kenma caught your eye.

》 “Kennie! <3″ Kenma might not show his affection for Kuroo but he sure does with you. You and Hinata are the only ones who can make him smile. UwU.

》 “What’s with them?” You pointed at the two feral males.

》 “They’ve always been like that.” Whao, tall dude. “I’m Kai Nobuyuki. Nice to meet you.”

》 “I’m Kuroo Y/N”

》 “Kuroo???” An... Elf? A Russian elf :flush:. “You’re related to the captain?”

》 “aHA! Captain? How can he be the captain?” Your laughing caused your brother to look over.

》 “Y/nnnnnnn!” He rushed over and engulfed you in a hug.

》 “DisgUSTinG! You’re all sweaty! BegonE!”

》 “Can I not hug my wittle sister?” :gag:

》 After you broke out of the headlock the embrace, Kuroo introduced you to the team and you quickly learned the names of everyone, including Yaku. You also were informed from Kai that your brother and Yaku did not have a good relationship.

》 This is why you brother has no friends. sigh

》 Of course your habit of following your brother stuck with you because you were familiar with his teammates and his small group of friends. 

》 It was always you and Kai who tried to break off the fights between Kuroo and Yaku before they strangled each other

》 “We’re going for barbecue, what do you guys want?”

》 “Meat!”

》 “Fish!”

》 “Fish? What are you? An old man?.”

》 “What did you say, shorty?”

》 “Call me short one more time and I swear I will break your knee caps.”

》 “Why don’t we get sushi instead?”

》 “If you two don’t shuT UP, I will personally duck tape your mouths shut so you don’t get either!”

》 Unlike Kai, who tried to solve everything with peace and was really passive with everything, you took a different route.

》 Dominance >:)

》 It worked most of the time and they listened to you, but sometimes you couldn’t be bothered with dealing with their squabbles. Sometimes you sat with Kenma and watched him play games. He was more peaceful.

》 You noticed Yaku a lot more than you would admit.

》 You kept note of how he would slightly furrow his brows when he was concentrating or the way he always tapped his pencil twice before he started writing.

》 Even the simple things he did made your heart slightly flutter. He would hold the door for you always. It was something out of being polite but you still cherished the action.

》 You loved how dedicated he was to his position in volleyball and how well he manages his time. You also enjoyed his smart insults towards your brother only because they made you laugh.

》 The only person who can make fun of Kuroo more than you is Yaku.

》 You two are the bully Kuroo duo.

》 You didn’t want to admit it, but you fell for the libero. And you fell hard.

》 Of course Kuroo didn’t know. He would persecute you if he found out. But you told Yaku anyway. 

》 Your confession was quick and nonchalant. Maybe because you didn’t want to make it such a big deal, just in case if he rejected you. It was just the two of you studying and doing homework when you said it out of the blue.

》 There would be a long pause while he just stared at you.

》 You liked him?

》 It wasn’t everyday that your crush had the same feelings for you. pogg

》 He told you while being all cute and blushy uwu that he felt the same way, and for a while now.

》 And boom. A couple.

》 A secret couple, duh.

》 But both Kenma and Kai knew. Kenma is a sneaky boy and he knows a lot form his constant observing. And Kai is... Kai. He can just tell.

》 It was hard to keep it a secret from Kuroo though because; although he’s a dumb dork, he catches onto things quickly.

》 You often had to pretend you were calling one of your girl friends because he would fume if it was a guy you were talking to, let alone his rival >:(.

》 He’ll find out sooner or later, but he stayed oblivious for longer than you thought. Maybe you overestimated your brother.

》 But when he does, he will confront you and be either angry that Yaku is dating you or teary-eyed that you didn’t tell him.

》 bUT IT’S YAKU

》 OUT OF EVERYONE YOU CHOSE HIM

》 sad

》 Well all Kuroo cares about is that you are happy and safe, so even if he is really reluctant, he accepts your relationship.

》 But he does barge into your room when he knows you are calling Yaku and will just be like:

》 “I KNOW YOU LIKE GIRLS WITH SHORT HAIR BUT YOU BETTER ACCEPT Y/N FOR EVERYTHING THAT SHE IS, WHETHER SHE HAS SHORT OR LONG OR EVEN NO HAIR. GOT IT, YOU LITTLE RUNT?”

》 You had to smack him a bit for calling your boyfriend a little runt.

[strictomiles]

Why do you follow me? @battleshot​ sent: Why do I FOLLOW you ? i ask myself this everytime you unfollow me tbh. and i just daily say to myself, what did i sign myself up for ... I still remember you being one of the first blogs I followed here, and I remember you saying ( not too long ago actually but vaguely like - ) how you were all *le gasp* how do approach? And tbh, I can't quite remember what happened, but I know majority of the connection came from wire? And anyway. why am i rambling. idk. what im saying is, you've been here with me since the beginning. It's my longest running ship on this blog. because of you I ship Promptio so fiercely, we protect and love them in every verse. at this point we could just say and assume they're together in every verse uwu. Anyway. You're wonderful, I'm really lucky to have you as a friend, I hope we have 7000 wire verses by this time next year, and I can't wait to see what drama and shit the boys get into. You're portrayal of gladio is everything. that's why prom said to me one day - you know we ain't shipping with another one, right? like that is OUR Gladio. and i sat there and went :/ yes son. calm down. Everything i see of gladio i think of your gladio. He's perfect. we adore him. the boys together are trash but ... anyway, ily and THANK YOU FOR EXISTING AND MAKING PROMPTO COME TO LIFE <3

LISTEN. I have FAT THUMBS AND I HIT THE WRONG BUTTON. 

Yes you were a new exciting blog but I was like ‘ya girl posts too much ooc for her to want to follow’ BUT you did and look at us now. From realizing we shipped on 2012 blogs to having these 7000 wire verse and the connections Gladio and Prompto have made, the lives they’ve lived both closer to canon and AU. It’s been fantastic and crazy and fun. 

And OOC It’s a genuine pleasure to know you. To be able to talk to you every day. To disturb you with Kenny Crow and bombard you with tik toks.

I don’t think i’m perfection in any way but, you definately make me feel special and keep me creative and writing this big ol’ bear of a man. So, at the end of the day. Thank YOU for following me. ILY. 💙💙

[imjustgonnaswift]

I have no idea how to internet (I'm pretty sure I fucked up already by posting this as a reblog first jfc) but like!! let’s: go

Tagged by: @poptartswift and @seleniftie idk why I guess they have me mistaken for someone else (I love u guys so much it’s inhuman)

Rules: Answer 21 questions and tag 21 people (yeah right lmfao I don’t even know that many people IRL and online combined but it’s fine)

Nicknames: in high school my friends called me “Kenny” but we don’t remember her

Zodiac: Virgo but :( sadly :( I don’t know shit about zodiacs!! sry <3

Height: 5′10 please don’t tell anyone ily ily

Last movie I saw: I opened Netflix to check this and I'm really embarrassed about my answer lmao but it’s frozen planet (it’s a documentary about arctic animals don’t come for me pls)

Last thing I googled: the ASL sign for “take turns”

Favourite musician: ;) ???? @taylorswift this is a callout, sis! ;)

Song stuck in my head: the killing kind by Mariana’s (hehe) Trench

Other blogs: I just started a side blog where I post my shit poetry but I have a total of 3 followers but ANYWAYS

Following: I honestly have no idea how to check that because I'm not bill gates

Followers: 1.4k mostly ppl who followed me on accident and forgot to unfollow

Do I get asks: I feel pretty attacked by this tbfh the answer is no

Amount of sleep: not to brag I'm running on 5 hours atm

Lucky number: I would say 13 but the reason would be taylor, I don’t have my own sense of identity to choose my own lucky number. thanks @taylorswift ;) love u long time

What am I wearing: rose sweater (because roses was a draft name for ts6 come for me b*tch) ++ leggings

Dream job: an elementary school Teacher of the Deaf

Dream trip: France to see @seleniftie and Belgium/Greece to see @poptartswift no tea!! but also Churchill, Manitoba because u can swim w/ beluga whales in the wild there <33 (I stan @taylorswift 1st and beluga whales 2nd)

Favourite food: Pizza 73 n my mom’s homemade cinnamon buns

Instruments: none I thought this tag post would make me feel good about myself wtf

Languages: English and some ASL!!

Favourite songs: ok definitely itwam, sad beautiful tragic, and gorgeous when it comes to tay but atm I'm loving the new Mariana’s trench album :)))

Random fact: my favourite things in life are taylor swift, kids, beluga whales, and sign language

Aesthetic: springtime, rainy days, waking up early, sitting in a coffee shop downtown, puddles, taking the bus, tea, etc.

#21: @ohclassicswift @swiftthisway @taylorswiftinobieland @tshifty @spill-the-tea-swift @ellielovestaylor13 @delictay @bakersgonnnabake and yaaa that’s all I can think of sorry for not having 21 friends wtf???

THANK YOU TO MY BFF’S FOR TAGGING ME I LOVE YOU TO THE MOON AND BACK!!!