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[mortiscausa]

Now that I have seen your death, I no longer wish to live, except until I have taken revenge on the traitor who did this to you.

march to camelot prompt #6: grudge

[mychlapci]

MY LIEGE!! I have been educated on the swerveger.... 1. It sounds like a prime reason for magnus to take that bar license away 2. There's an ask about a bot who doesn't know what it is and ordering it. And like. I think that should be prowl actually. Doesn't matter how he got on the lost light the important thinf is that he's not crew and he didjt know and it makes him really horny

YESSSS make Prowl eat the swerveger… He only ordered that stupid burger because he was already idling at the bar, and Swerve said he has to order something if he wants to stay. The nerve of that little bartender… Fine, Prowl had nowhere else to be for now, he might as well fuel up.

Usually, Swerve makes a show out of fucking the burger in front of the customer, but since it’s Prowl… he’ll keep it a surprise <3

As the food arrives, Prowl notices that the rest of the bar is watching him now. Maybe there's some unspoken rule about the burger? No matter, he wouldn’t care anyways. Prowl puts his data-pad on the counter and picks the huge burger up. It’s really big, too big for one hand, he has to use both to hold it. He might not finish it. Scratch that, he already knows that he won’t finish it. It’s impossible. Maybe that’s why everyone is staring? They think it’d be funny if he wasn’t able to finish it, for sure… Well, doesn’t bother Prowl.

He takes his first bite, and it immediately tastes delicious. It’s really good. It’s also incredibly greasy, the various sauces spilling all over his plate. Of course, some of it ends up dripping down onto his hood, but he’s not undistinguished enough to start wiping it off and licking his fingers just yet. What really bothers him about the burger experience is the fact that all the other bar patrons are now sitting closer, asking probing questions. Does it taste good? Are you gonna clean that up? You’re making a real mess, sir. It’s making Prowl weirdly flustered. All that sauce just keeps trickling down his hands and arms, dripping down onto his thighs from his elbows, and he’s getting so warm all over…

Did Swerve put something in his burger? He must have, otherwise his panels wouldn’t be burning so much. Yet he can’t stop eating, not even when he realizes that some of the sauce has a slightly different colour than the rest…

Maybe once he's halfway through the burger, panting and covered in the sauce, he’s so stupidly horny that a bot can sit right next to him and start groping his panels without repercussions. They snap back embarrassingly fast, revealing Prowl’s soaked valve... mhmm I want his doorwings shaking as he leans back and lets mecha smear burger sauce all over his pussy, fucking it all the way into him while Prowl continues to eat despite being full already. Who would’ve thought, the one thing that can finally cure Prowl’s shitty attitude is a burger full of cum... He's a hungry, horny slut for the next couple of hours <3

Hopefully, Rodimus walks in on the scene and gives Prowl a smug talking to about how he should’ve asked what goes into The Swerveger… So reckless to just eat it without checking the ingredients, that's not quite like you, Prowl ;)

[fatuismooches]

So I saw you were chill with asks and stuff so I hope your okay with me just tossing all of my soft stupid dottore thoughts on you. But just you can't convince me he has a complete grasp of relationships like because of the Akademiya and the Fatui he's used to transactional relationships so he's not used to people just 🌟doing things🌟 for him because they like him and want to so he's just enamored but also confused with you when you go slightly out of your way for him

YESSSS I COMPLETELY AGREE!

As a student in the Akademiya, Zandik was used to being generally disliked, but, he was also used to the few people who would come up to him and attempt to work with him, claiming that they admired his genius. Which wasn't a lie, though they forgot to mention the part where they would try to steal his work. It would bring far too much attention to him if he took any drastic measures against these fake scholars, so he merely... scared them away, which was relatively easy. Zandik had virtually no relationships, and the ones he did were simply transactional regarding... perhaps it's better not to say.

So when you approach him to be your partner, he already knows there's only one possible way that this can go - he'll never see you again by the time he's done with you. He always manipulates people and has no remorse for doing so. Yet despite his numerous attempts, he hears a knock on his door every day from you. He's not sure if you're playing dumb on purpose or if you actually are dumb enough to not see that he's attempting to get rid of you.

Though, Dottore starts to notice that he's checking the time frequently to see if you'll knock at the time you usually do. He begins to notice when you get him coffee refills and state that you figured it'll be a long night. When someone name-called him and you almost assaulted the guy with a textbook. When you stick around despite his vehement denials of your presence, which grow weaker with every passing day.

What really hit the nail on the head was the time he offhandedly mentioned his interest in certain parts that were on sale, though they were too expensive for him right now. You looked at him thoughtfully, and the next day he did not hear the knock-knock he secretly longed to hear, which disappointed him almost disgustingly so. He wondered if he finally scared you off, which was his intent in the first place. After all, the only relationships he had room for were purely transactional ones. Any others were a scam anyway. So why did he feel like this? Yet the next day, bright and early, you banged down his door, and he was about to snap at whoever it was until you tiredly dumped a bunch of random parts into his arms, some clanging to the floor. You breezed past him and collapsed onto his bed, claiming that you did dozens of commissions yesterday and brought the stuff for him. And you were going to take a nap now, you finished.

Zandik did not know how to respond, though his agape mouth would have said it all if his mask didn't cover it. You? Did all of that work? For him? He simply could not believe it. Surely, positively, there was an ulterior motive. For the next week, he dug into you, questions and all, trying to identify something. Yet he came up empty-handed. For once in his life, he came to the fact that you did not consider this a transactional relationship. You just wanted to be with him.

Dottore was a mixture of enamored, confused, and how to go from there. He is truly baffled by this habit of yours, yet he can't help but be a bit fascinated, for how naive do you have to be to do this? Haven't you heard the rumors? Don't you know he's a monster? Yet he gets irrationally bothered when you treat others the same way. You're not supposed to do that. (He starts to drag you away before anyone tries to ask you for a favor. Only he should be able to have you. And he doesn't intend to let you go.)

[cbsghostsmetasandtrevor]

Okay but the AU of where everything is the same for 3x07 except Trevor volunteers as stripper for Nigel's bachelor party is sending me. And will probably live in my head rent-free, time will tell.

Yessss. Like Trevor being a stripper is just like... fitting.

He may not volunteer for Nigel, but he will do it if put on the spot and then volunteer for Isaac :)

And okay, so I may or may not have started it last night before I went to bed.

Wanna see?

“Wait,” Pete says, as Jenkins begins his dance at Trevor’s suggestion for a stripper for Nigel. “Given your past relationship, I don’t think Isaac would appreciate Jenkins being your stripper.”

“He’s right,” Sass says.

Even as Jenkins pouts, “But I’m the only volunteer.”

“Technically, Nigel didn’t ask for volunteers and choose you from his options,” Pete states.

“That may be true…” Nigel says, slowly, eyeing the ghosts that are more Isaac’s friends than his, “however, no one else has offered.”

There’s quiet for a second before Thor speaks, “Trevor do it.”

Trevor’s a bit taken aback, looking at the big guy in utter surprise. Sure, he was a stripper in college, hence why he always returned the favor when he finally had money to spare, and it’s not like everyone here hadn’t already seen his junk anyway, but it’s Nigel. He wasn’t exactly a big fan of Trevor.

“Yeah, Trevor should do it,” Pete adds.

Trevor nearly cranks his neck looking at him, still utterly speechless.

“Pete’s right,” Sass states. He’s looking at Nigel and Jenkins but speaks to Trevor. “You’re the one that came up with the stripper idea, so you should be the one to strip.”

“Well, I mean –”

“And it would probably make Isaac more comfortable than if Jenkins does it,” Pete adds.

“True, but –”

“Everyone see Trevor junk daily, no different now,” Thor finishes.

“Will none of you ever let go of the pants thing?” Trevor gets out. He hates that they constantly harp on it.

Sass sees an opportunity and takes it. “How about this? Everyone in this room promises to never bring up the pants thing ever again for all eternity or suffer six months in the woods and getting chopped in half by Thor’s axe every time they do it from here until we or you get sucked off.”

It’s tempting, too tempting. There’s at least half of the ghosts here, and that leaves a lot less ghosts that can or will mention the pants thing.

He looks at Nigel. “You cool with that?”

“By all means, I certainly wouldn’t complain.”

Jenkins looks like he wants to complain, but instead, sits back in his seat, clearly disgruntled.

***

This is just the start! :)

[iaus]

DIRECTOR’s CUT PT 2: ⭐ for good measure. Or you can talk abt the use of devil’s honey in the last ch? The one before the final lol. Sorry I’m not picking something more specific. Feel free to go off from the baseline. Or do the star and devil’s honey. Anyway. Congrats on finishing! It was so good!

YESSSS i can.

i'm crying i was on call when i got some comments for chapter 14 and i was (to my very indulgent cishet friend who has to hear me go on about yaoi chronicles) like. my unreliable narrator he was too unreliable......

and he just laughed because he's a prick but.

so. i had wanted to do something with the devil's honey/baklava for a while and was kind of just spinning ideas on how to get it done. but then i looked at the chapters with briar (who i was originally not even going to name, but typing the tabaxi over and over pissed me OFF) and was like.

the way jace goes about this is not going to work. and i don't think HE would think it's going to work.

so i looked at my darling unreliable narrator and was like. well. we have an in-canon way for him to easily lie to himself. and he has a situationship that would DEFINITELY meal prep and freeze extra food. even his devil's honey baklava.

while writing with the devil's honey stuff i actually pulled up modify memory and based it on that. which i'm gonna put here since. modify memory became such a huge thing for jace anyway (haha. fucker.)

You attempt to reshape another creature’s memories. One creature that you can see must make a Wisdom saving throw. If you are fighting the creature, it has advantage on the saving throw. On a failed save, the target becomes charmed by you for the duration. The cha⁠rmed target is incapacitated and unaware of its surroundings, though it can still hear you. If it takes any damage or is targeted by another spell, this spell ends, and none of the target’s memories are modified. While this charm lasts, you can affect the target’s memory of an event that it experienced within the last 24 hours and that lasted no more than 10 minutes. You can permanently eliminate all memory of the event, allow the target to recall the event with perfect clarity and exacting detail, change its memory of the details of the event, or create a memory of some other event. You must speak to the target to describe how its memories are affected, and it must be able to understand your language for the modified memories to take root. Its mind fills in any gaps in the details of your description. If the spell ends before you have finished describing the modified memories, the creature’s memory isn’t altered. Otherwise, the modified memories take hold when the spell ends. At Higher Levels. If you cast this spell using a spell slot of 6th level or higher, you can alter the target’s memories of an event that took place up to 7 days ago (6th level), 30 days ago (7th level), 1 year ago (8th level), or any time in the creature’s past (9th level).

so i basically looked at this, decided that devil's honey would likely be like a temporary 9th level cast of modify memory (i mean. if you're fooling a GOD in PRAYER... i would hope its 9th level equivalent). and i mentioned jace's forging kit and forgery of a "certificate" because in my estimations epilogue jace is so commitmentphobic that it would take so much to convince him he actually married porter.

now let's get into a few different lines.

i did play fast and loose with a lot of rules-as-written in this fic but i DID want to base it on some mechanics... but since we don't have a lot of info on devil's honey other than 1) it's used in prayer 2) porter had probably made baklava of it i went a little wild.

so jace spends his time in chapter 12 forging stuff we have this line:

It takes a few tries to get the penmanship right—to duplicate the signature he’s staring at on his crystal. Porter’s signature was easier to forge.

where jace is forging porter's signature on the marriage certificate. then...

He eyes the certificate again, then the baklava he found digging through Porter’s freezer that’s thawing on the counter. He’d briefly entertained the thought of giving himself a different first name on the certificate, but he already has his doubts about the lie inscribed on certificate.

so, jace is not disclosing to the reader what he's doing. but it involves lying, he also is not sure if HE'LL believe it. because at this point in time, even though he's been having his face shoved in it, he does not believe he is really anything more than a tool for porter.

he then, of course, finds more proof that no. he did have some sort of care for you and has to go throw up about it. (me too man.)

then we learn in chapter 13 that jace has never taken porter's "personal supply" of baklava while cutting to him acting like a pissed off cat when porter's praying. so without outright saying it he is laying it on about the lie. we just don't know what fucking lie he's talking about yet.

and then we cut into chapter 14. i don't think i succeeded, but i tried to make it a little disjointed? but at the same time it had to be believable to jace. like. of course he finally agreed to marrying porter mid blowjob. of course porter had asked repeatedly (this is the filling in the memory part of modify memory).

but then there are a few... oddities (which do purposefully match up with jace's weird brain-fog haze that he's been experiencing this entire story) but:

The ceremony itself is a blur in his memory—short, sweet, just the two of them and their state provided witness. He can’t even remember what the government chapel looked like—can’t remember what their vows had been.

and then

Strange to think that he was happy—he doesn’t remember being happy after the shatterstar.

even under the effects of devil's honey/baklava he still has trouble with some of these memories.

and...

Jace thumbs at the marriage certificate, the license. It’s like new.

maybe like... it was made yesterday.... this is also a little nod to the fact that epilogue jace is quite a hand at forging (he's forged new schedules that weren't approved by parents or teachers y'know!)

and then we get our nail in the coffin:

He takes another bite of baklava—the thick honey sweet of it almost unbearable on his tongue—and another sip of black coffee before he grabs his keys.

he's eating baklava, porter's personal supply, before he goes to collect porter from the morgue. he is COMMITTING to.... playing house. because he's taking a page from what he's learned: he doesn't get a second shot at this so he has to be believable. he'll construct new memories for himself to be able to claim porter is his. (he had a line earlier back where he was like. we didn't do HR papers. i'm literally just his coworker.)

but then of course we see that the medical examiner's office is really not on the ball and he did all this extra shit for nothing really.

BUT UH. TL;DR jace used devil's honey for the sole purpose of tricking himself into thinking he and porter were married so he could steal his corpse. he did not have to do all of that be we love him anyway.

[spiderlilac]

OMG I JUST FOUND OUT YOU'RE THE AUTHOR OF BORN FROM DELICATE VIOLENCE???!?!?!?!?!? It was one of my first and most beloved lucemond fics holy shit I'm so starstruck when finding you're the same author providing with such good works as the author who wrecked my life with that fic.. is that lucerys okay?? There wasn't a "happy ending" tag and i was anxious over that for a long time 😭😭 my man really pulled a knife on his whole extended family then dipped to have a brain injury but if something worse happens to him ill legit fight him

anyway coming off anon to say thank you for your contributions to the fandom ❤️❤️

oh my god, i’m so sorry it took me so long to answer this! last few weeks have been strange for me lol, but i appreciate you reaching out to me! 🥰

yessss, that’s me! that fic is the first long fic i ever did :) thank you so, so much, you have no idea how much it means to me !! 🥺 i have been thinking about going back to my notes for that fic and finishing it, actually. i had a rough idea of what i wanted the finale to be, so i might go in and post whatever i have once i polish it. i did picture a happy ending for the fic, though! luke just needed to vent a little (threaten his whole family) but he’s completely fine!!!

again, thank you! i’m glad you liked the fic and my other works 🫶

[bonesandthebees]

Reached my stop for tonight.

Quackity was definitely claiming he could sway Wilbur (flirt him to his side perhaps?).

Anyway, Schlatt will be dealt with soon, so it doesn’t matter. I’m far more intrigued by the fact that Wilbur will be to one to act out the plan (whether that is directly killing Schlatt via poison or someone else to set him up). Way to traumatise your boy even more Phil! I get the reasoning, but it’s unclear if he had a choice or was forced into this.

Also, the duel pov’s! Wilbur not know that Niki has seen Schlatt! That she told Phil! That she knows! So she knows something will be done about it. And whatever happens at the ball, she will know who did it! And thus she will finally reaslise how dangerous even Wilbur can be!

Also, poor baby Tommy thinking Wilbur will go back to hating him! And Tommy has limp privilege over Niki and Quackity! He’s part of the family unit (to Wilbur). So he gets to see him at his worst (because he’s seen it before).

Anyway, G’night. I will come screaming tomorow when I finish the chapter.

-🌲

flirt wilbur to his side lmaoooo quackity putting his seduction skills to use

oh yeah uh, well, in phil's mind it's trauma that'll help him get stronger! gotta learn how to murder someone if you want to get anywhere in life yknow

yessss the dual povs are so fun here. the audience knows that niki talked to phil about schlatt and that she's figured out that schlatt is responsible for the bandit plot, but wilbur doesn't know that! niki might've told him if he hadn't been so distant since he got back, but alas things are different now and niki hasn't brought it up. also, phil hasn't told wilbur either so he's completely oblivious to how much niki knows about the situation.

tommy is literally 13 years old and now has lifelong trauma he is dealing with a Lot of emotions right now :( but at least he knows wilbur doesn't hate him now. and yeah, even if wilbur hasn't consciously acknowledged it to himself, tommy takes up a very different space in his life now compared to niki and quackity. and that will definitely come into play later

gnight spruce! can't wait for you to read the rest of the chapter ;)

[writteninthesewalls28]

Secrets

A "family" one shot

A/n: This work is part of the "be my valentine challenge" by @bemyvalentinechallenge for the day 10 prompt. It‘s also a one shot to my fanfiction series "family".

Summary: Milly and Calum already have been dating for a few years but the public does not know about it, until Calum does a live stream…

Warnings: Curse words, mentions of death, not proof read

He finally hit the ´live´ button on his phone. His first instagram live without his bandmate around felt really strange to Calum, but it wouldn´t be too bad, right? The band had the best fans in the world anyways.

In the background he could hear Milly organizing the kitchen from their earlier cooking date, which had been a lot of fun and is a good way to cheer her up, especially during these hard times.

He just hoped his phone audio wouldn´t be as good so the fans heard the dishes being put away and asked why there was someone in his house. Thing is, apart from their close friends, no one knew about Milly´s and Calum´s relationship, they actually were able to keep it a secret for the last 2 years (his bandmates were pretty jealous), which hopefully would stay like that for a little longer, so they could enjoy the peace of this beautiful relationship.

"Hello everyone! He greeted the viewers who increased minute by minute.

He really hoped this was a good idea. He wasn´t as comfortable as Ashton to speak in front of so many people, especially when it was over livestream. People always recorded these and he´d probably never understand the reason behind that.

"Just thought, I´d do a little stream for you guys and maybe play you a few songs on my guitar." he lifted the guitar lying on the sofa next to him up and held it into the phone camera so people can see it. "Sounds good?" he asked, obviously not expecting a response, he was just talking to a camera.

Calum softly started playing the first few chords of the song "Amnesia" and the instagram live chat went crazy.

He was always happy to know they love that song as much as he loves it.

He still heard Milly walking around in the kitchen, switching light on and off and clearing out the dishwasher, but thankfully no one seemed to notice.

I wish I could wake up with amnesia and forget about these stupid little things.

Like the way it felt to fall asleep next to you and the memories I never can escape

´Cause I´m not fine at all.

Calum sang, closing his eyes and blocking out everyone including his thoughts. He just felt the song and the soft guitar notes. He was one with the music.

The moment he was finished and opened his eyes up again, he was pushed back into reality with the phone in front of his face, in some ways recording him.

"That´s one of my favorite songs… do you have any, I could possibly play for y´all? He asked the audience, but couldn´t even read the comments as quickly as they went by.

So Calum just played a few chords on the guitar and the audience seemed to be rather satisfied with that as well.

Ashton had been right, they just want to see them, the fans literally needed nothing more.

But suddenly, he heard Milly´s voice. "Hold on, are you writing a song?"

Oh no.

No, no, no, no, no.

He already saw the immediate comments on instagram. "Who was that?!" "Guys, wasn´t that the voice of Louis Tomlinson´s sister?" "Does Calum have a new girlfriend?" "No, please don´t tell me that is his new girl?" Were just some of them.

Should he just ignore it and try continuing the livestream?

"No, I´m doing an instagram live." It didn´t matter now anyways. Better correct headlines, instead of a bunch of rumours, right?

He turned his head to the direction he heard Milly´s voice and looked into a very shocked and somewhat disappointed face.

She felt so guilty. Oh no.

"Wanna meet my girlfriend?" he asked towards the phone and got thousands of "yessss" comments as a responds.

Calum waved to Milly, who shook her head, she wanted to do anything, but totally not being on a social media livestream. She hated being recorded as much as he did. "Come on, they wanna meet you!" He encouraged her and Milly finally made a step forward.

The fans could see them together.

They were together, a couple.

It was no secret anymore.

It just hit Calum like a bucket with iced water was just emptied over his head.

They were no longer in private. He just prayed, the fans and the media wouldn´t hate on his precious girl. Because if so, he´d try and murder them with his own hands, no one hurted her feelings.

"Heyy!" Milly said, giving the phone, and with that thousands of fans, a shy wave with her left hand.

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Calum played a few more songs for them, before shutting the live down and immediately going upstairs to find Milly. She escaped right after she had her appearance.

"Sweetie? Are you somewhere up here?" He asked, hoping to get a response from her. They had quite many room on the second floor, finding her would take some time, considering that the rooms are rather big as well.

"Yup, here…" he heard his girlfriend voice coming from either the bathroom or the bedroom.

So he checked both and finally found her lying on their shared bed in the bedroom.

"Heyyy…." he said, crawling onto the bed so he could lie next to her and stroke through her blonde hair, his favorite gesture. "It´s okay, they were gonna find out eventually.." he tried comforting her, knowing that it would not help. Milly hated herself for being such a perfectionist sometimes.

"But- all that happened just because I thought you were writing a song! As if that would´ve really been the case…" She felt so down and he could understand it so well. She thought she ruined everything.

"Look, maybe I was really writing a song, how about that?" Because it was the truth. He actually had been trying to write a song just for her for the past few months, but wasn´t completely finished with it, till he played this random melody on the live earlier, just seconds before Milly asked the question that revealed their secret.

"Wait- what?!" she asked, being adorably confused.

"Yeah, I´ve been writing a song for you during the past few months, I´m gonna include the short thing you heard earlier in the song… before you ask though, you cannot listen to it now, I´m not finished yet." He responded, giving her a small smile. "You good though? Please don´t be too hard on yourself, Milly. It isn´t worth it."

And with that they hugged for a while, before going back down into the living room to spend some time together.

[iwillneverforgiveyousunghanbin]

hi friend, it's 🪼🩵

i currently have a three hour break before my next class so i'm here lol let me tell you what i did today !! 🩵 i was able to clean my room after procrastinating it for 6 months. i also got out of bed immediately and did not scroll on my phone for 3 hours. i'm a new person !!

alsoo, i need advice on smth 😓 i'm thinking of getting a job (part-time, i can't commit that much yet) like maybe a server? or like a cashier?? i just need extra cash to support my addiction of collecting things 🥹😓🤧

oh i need to mention i really like collecting makeup and i recently got into hirono figurines!! they're just so cute ugh i might send an imgur link so you can see them idk

you don't need to give advice, and if you do, it doesn't need to be lifechanging. i've js been thinking about it for like... 8 months so i feel like i should do something about it

oh, you're writing another chapter right? good luck with that my friend. i can't wait for your magnus opus. this will be equivalent to the invention of the light bulb i swear

i have quite the social energy today... i will tone it down a little. sorry if i drift between topics a lotttt it's a habit 😓 anyway take your time replying

as always thank u my friend and ily 🪼🩵

yessss cleaning your room (while sometimes the most daunting task ever) feels so refreshing! i used to leave my room so messy and i still can let it get pretty disorganized, but once i started making my bed every day i found i felt so much better. and when i don’t doomscroll, i also have a much better day!!! so good for you 😍

i think it’s a great idea to get a part time job. it can also be awesome for helping social skills, especially if you have coworkers (that’s the one thing i miss with my job. it’s just me by myself a lot of the time except when i meet with clients). i’m a petsitter and finally getting that job really changed my life. i had a lot of mental health issues and my job gave me something to focus on and a sense of purpose. it also allowed me to have some more independence, save money, and, of course, spend it on all the things i fangirl over. so i highly suggest!

and if you don’t have a block of set free time for a job, i can highly vouch for “gig work”. idk where you’re located but service jobs like rover/petsitting, doordash, instacart delivery, etc is a viable option but it comes with its own unique set of challenges as well. 🩷 whatever you choose, i think you’re making an awesome decision (even tho working does suck and we are also slaves to capitalism and so on and so forth. still gotta make money unfortunately)

also yes, send me your collections! i actually love looking at collections even if its not of my immediate interest.

taerae chapter should be finished soon 🤩 i also wrote hao’s ending and i love it sm. i’ve had too much energy the past two days, i need to calm down lol

🩵ily 🪼💘

[arillusionist]

shadow and bone season 1 episode 6 reactionnnnnn!! also i finished the first s&b book (it was so short compared to soc 💀💀), and i've started reading the next

nina is a spy for the darkling?? interesting..

ok but can they please show nina in this episode its been too long 😭😭

theyre gonna kill him right

yeah (god bless i never liked him anyways 🙏)

fuck if she gets out then kaz wont believe jesper about her being with them all along and he'll beat his ass

oh nvm

crows and alina meeting hell yeahhh 🔥🔥🔥

stop i so badly wanted for inej to say sankta alina or smth like that so they could be friends ☹️☹️

nina mention!!!

matthias mention!!!!

Yessss i am getting her in this episode!!!

yayy theres zoya screen time too!! they really gotta show more of her shes such an interesting character

oh my god wait... he probably made out with zoya and manipulated her too before alina came along..

hes such a hoe hes literally a pedophile too cuz isnt alina like 17??

nina looked so hot in that scene tell me im wrong (you cant)

ugh i think this was the scene in the book where mal came 🙄🙄 but then again after reading the book i've realized that show mal is SO much better i should appreciate him

yeah i was right

stop not nina saying that and literally gawking at his abs afterward 💀💀

everything ab this scene is so awkward i literally cant

aughh the crows finally its been 17903280 years

oh my god if kaz doesnt tell inej later this season or something what he gave up for her im gonna die but i also know its much more realistic if he doesnt 😭😭

them going from a kanej scene where theyre not communicating properly to a malina scene where they do comminute is so CRUEL ☹️☹️

isnt this the scene where the kiss

i dont even care for them but the tension is killing me wtf just do it already

helink are so funny when theyre tryna be enemies

hdhfhfkf i remember that line from the book!! nina is the best 🔥🔥

stop theyre so cute

i hope the darkling and kaz meet... emo boy battle who will win (we all know who)

inej fight scenes are literally the best hello

so are jespers even tho it wasnt really a "fight" scene

oh my god this really is like that one line "a suli girl who became a killer" once she did it for the first time shes js gonna keep doing it (as she should inej can do whatever she wants)

HELP EMO BOY BATTLE i was right

haha ik kaz would win 🔥🔥 stop the darkling must be so embarassing rn that literally some random ass criminal was able to escape him

do they have to show his wounds so close up ew

nina and matthias are actually so cuteauhdhf

stoppp i got so scared for a second there that he was gonna drop her

INEJ NOO ☹️☹️

that one shot of kaz you know what im talking about

wait hello isnt the book that guy threw at jesper shadow and bone??

malina angst is always like. 2 seconds long

i feel like every episode theres less and less of the crows and that makes me so sad 💔 i wish i could have more hope for the spinoff

[quaranmine]

Woooo! Finished watching the Jet Lag finale. Truly a culmination of the season with that Gold Coast tidbit actually being used. Love a good Chekov's gun. The desert power scale slowly decreasing over time is hilarious, a hubris of man. Its like most of the tensions watching Ben and Adam is really not with the challenges but their flight plan lol. Poor Perth though, Im sure Western Australia could have provided more desert power/j Anyways, really fun season. Glad you reminded me about Jet Lag, cuz for some reason I havent been watching since season 2. Probably gonna go back to watch the others after these tests Im about to do.

YESSSS! Also I unironically think the desert power bit is one of my favorite ones they've done. It had me laughing so hard. Especially as it just got worse and worse LOL. There's a bit in the Layover podcast where Sam and Toby are like "somehow yall are begging airline employees to help you in every episode and somehow we never have to do that" which is also so funny. Ben and Adam are always the chaos pov. Sam and Toby also said they literally didn't have anything to do until the end of the time and contemplated just chilling and starting their game day at like noon. Strategy unmatched.

Also I think in the Layover podcast they made a joke about doing a train themed season in Australia and Toby said they should do one on the famous Ghan train across the outback and have to solve a murder or something. Which is literally the plot of Everyone on this Train is a Suspect by Benjamin Stevenson, same train and all, which is a book that I read in January. So now I wanna know if she read it too 👀

I'm glad to remind you of it!! I need to post more about it. Cause it really does consume me the last few months. I also started watching when S3 was airing and watched S4 live too. But then for some reason I had a period of like a year where I didn't watch at all. So then I suddenly had like 4 seasons to catch up on at the beginning of this year. Now I'm so locked in and invested

ALSO WOOOOO WOMEN STAY UNDEFEATED IN JET LAG! And first ever two time winner Toby! (undefeated back-to-back two time winner; obviously the main boys have won more than once by now.)

[yegas]

oh believe me, he does HAHAHAHA

lol same I swear, goldfish brain over here 🙃 he's actually the main character!!! his name's robota hatohara and he's so much like kuroko in a sense that he's always got this deadpan expression on hahahaha I haven't read so much of it though to get more into character development omg yes pleaseee it took me so long to get into it (blue lock) but no regrets (only the fact that I'm waiting for a second season for forever) UGHHHHG JJK!!!! ughhh I SWEARRRRRRR I saw your reblogs of some art!! you've started watching right? UGHHHHHHGHHHHHHGGGHGG I CANNOT EVEN just..don't get attached to the characters and be ready to get enraged (if you haven't finished the anime yet) I'm one of the angrier fans tbh hahahhahahaha and I'm trying not to be too... emotional about it (hard af if you've already started having a ship) ugghHGGHhGGgGGGG

otherwise for other anime recs.. hm.. tbh I haven't been watching a lot of the newer ones.. I've only been up to date with older anime that have new seasons (like bleach tybw) there's bsd, it's pretty old but one of my faves if you haven't seen and yes, jjk hahahahhaha recently a lot of my anime watching time has been dedicated to one piece. it's been a year since then and I STILL haven't reached the latest episode 🤧

IT DOES!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA his hair looks so misplaced I'm crying

I SAW THE PICS!!!! they're gorgeous but you passed out?? holy crap tg you were okay and you weren't crushed in the mosh pit??? were people doing that? and you were so young too!! yes this is definitely a valuable lesson for future concerts hahahaha tbh I was 15 too when I went to my first concert and didn't know "pre-concert preps" but these days people actually have tips about this now! esp in the k-fandom hahhahahahaha it really helps 😂 I'm sure it was amazing!! I'm from south east asia but am residing abroad for work. yeah I saw their tour dates. the thing is, I COULD go somewhere in europe to watch them BUT my passport is too weak to enter any of them AND it's a bit of work to get a visa.. then there's indonesia which I can enter BUT tix are sold out :') so I guess I'll have to wait till the next tour cycle and when /if I've secured a visa 🤧

KINGSLAYER IS DOPE one of my faves indeed. you should check out that's the spirit and amo! oli has a lot of vocals in those and it's really refreshing! OMG YESSSS HAYLEY WILLIAMS!!! her hair was GOALS I was in highschool when I discovered paramore and I swear I VOWED to dye my hair red once I was out of hs. I finally did when I hit college and basically kept the red hair (sometimes copper) for the entire duration. people in my department knew me as the 'girl with red hair' hahahahaha (unfortunately due to my work, I can't do any crazy hair colours anymore, but I'd love to do it once again when I'm outta here hahahaha)

I GAVE DEG A LISTEN!! and the devil in me really grew on me! I'm also listening to the albums you mentioned..I probably need a couple more listens to find my fave, hut so far so good! OH that one by gazette is also fire! I wanna recommend GODDESS by gazette as well, I feel like you'll like it!

yes plsss you won't regret! oh ateez I def know of them! but as for kpop groups.. well I used to be an ARMY and I was really into BTS but apart from them and the kbands I mentioned, I'm just a casual listener too (oh I had an EXO ohase as well hahaha) hahahaha omg the first time I saw helena was on you guessed it, mtv 😂 and I was in the 5th grade!!

yeah I've only ever kept it to connect with my friends..I was never a public profile anyway. holy crap so since I'm not on ig rn I've found myself on yt as well 😂 these reels are everywhere it's a pandemic hahahaha (ughhh yessss the dessert videos 😩 I used to watch mukabangs just to satisfy my food cravings bc I never keep a stock of guilty pleasures at my place to discipline myself hahaha) OMG DID YOU SEE WHAT WENT ON WHEN YOU GOOGLED? if you didn't that's fine too, you're saving yourself from major cringe

thank you :')

(btw I am so sorry for the late reply!! I went on a holiday and afterwards was thrown into work! honestly I don't even know how many days pass when I'm working! I was actually pre-typing this reoly many days ago, insert hectic schedule here, and am continuing now and by this time, the a7x concert in indonesia is done, just the other day 🥲)

he looks like a combo of kuroko and akashi im loving it! and yea i literally finished both seasons of jjk and the movie within like 4 days :'D i haven't started the manga but i've read summaries and spoilers and stuff and now that u say it IM SO GLAD I DIDNT GET SUPER EMOTIONALLY ATTACHED TO ANYONE at this point im just expecting everyone to die and be revived and die again lmaoo like nothing is surprising in this series!

can u believe i've never seen a single episode of one piece (am i even an anime fan lol) i've just never been fully ready to commit to 1k+ episodes hahah but is it worth it ??

yea lmao such a wild experience! i'm sure there was a pit at some point but it was way behind me cos i was in the 2nd row so i didn't get caught up in it, and the ppl around me were cool, i didn't get pushed around or anything. what was your first concert?? and ah i get you with the passport stuff, mine is among the weakest european passports (we're not in the eu or anything). it's fine for most countries in europe, but i need visas for pretty much everywhere else and it's so annoying... always dreamed about getting a strong passport but i don't think it's gonna happen hahah

definitely will listen to those! and omg red hair was a vibe!! i had it all throughout high school (it was dark red, not like hayley's fiery orange-red) and then i dyed it black in college, and i've kept it black since then. kinda bored of it sometimes but im too lazy to change it hahah

yay im so glad you like the devil in me!! you might like their newer albums then, phalaris and the insulated world, it's more similar to those rather than the older ones i mentioned (they've gone through sooo many phases in their discography). GODDESS IS AWESOME tysm for recommending! totally my vibe!

oh i loved a lot of bts too, mostly their earlier stuff. i watched a bunch of their interviews back in the day, but i wasn't active in any online bts communities or anything, so idk if i was technically ARMY hahah

lmao i get you, i can't have guilty pleasures at home either, like there's no way i can know there's a box of cookies at home, if it's there i HAVE to eat the entire box!! it's been such a problem hahah working on learning balance and self control w/ food right now but it's sooo freaking hard D:

and abt tumblr live i didnt really do a deep dive but should i now ?? haha i do love me some drama :')

nooo don't worry abt it! i'm sorry myself that it's taking me so long!! how was your holiday??? i went on a lil trip too, it was overall pretty great but with a few unfortunate situations aka my friend that went with me had her backpack stolen on a train :( and don't worry abt the concert you'll totally get to see them next time, i'm sure it won't be long til then! they won't be retiring anytime soon anyway i'm giving them at least 30 more years of touring lmaooo

[fatuismooches]

SMOOOCHES!!! Hiii darling! ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ꒱ა

This isn’t a story but really just me coming on here to talk so I hope you don’t mind! I’m sorry if it’s ever a bother or disturbs you! But I finally finished with all my exploration~! Well, I actually finished on the 10th of July (aka this month) BUT I felt a little shame to just come on here and say that I had finished I was too embarrassed;; but how has everything been? I hope you’re staying fresh in this blazing summer (it’s literally like 115° every single day here it’s unbearable for me and my dog) and also making the most out of it! I’m dreading going back to school in less than a month I’m not ready!!! (Leaks mentioned: ALSO HAVE YOU HEARD OF A SUPPOSED NEW DOTTORE SOUNDTRACK? It sounds so good AND IT MAY BE A CUTSCENE kinda like Kazuha’s friend or Makoto’s in the Archon Quests! I’m really hoping we get more lore on our boo boo Dottore he’s just so interesting!!) I also just recently read a VERY lengthy character analysis on him and oh mygskkd. It really helped me get to understand Dottore as a character and how it disapproves of many misconceptions of himself. (Like being a sadist for ex.) if you ever want the link I can send it since it was on tt. And the day I’m writing this it’s Childe’s birthday, which ironically enough my mom also shared a birthday with him LMAO. (She’s only aware of this bc of how much I dawn over the chars 😭) and to answer your question from one of the recent brainrots I had made “who are you saving up for” I’m actually saving up for Zhongli cons! He’s at C0 rn but in hoping to at least get C2 or C3, but I also won’t be spending my almost 400 wishes on him since I really want a lot of the Fontaine characters, and I’m still hoping for Dottore to become playable soon 😭 (this is me trying to cope) but I hope you have a wonderful day and week!! But before I end this off, can we agree the Dottore pictured in Nahida’s cute story with Wanderer IS ADORABLE?? Like i sometimes just wanna write about the little creature because it’s so cute. Is he ugly? A little but he’s ugly in the cute way!!! I swear I would just want to hug him to sleep. (Many ideas with fragile reader come to mind now LMAO) but anyways !!! I give you so many chu chus n cuddles n a lot of love!! Make sure you’re staying healthy and drinking water in this scorching heat. I give u so many kisses your heart explodes!!! ><

- from your boo boo bear 🎐 anon!! ૮ ྀི◞͈ ˔ ◟͈ ྀིა

🎐 ANON!!! I MISSED YOU AHHH!!!!

It's more than okay i love talking to you!!! And OMF I'M SO PROUD OF YOU!! I know it was such a grind and probably a bit exhausting at times but I'm so proud of you 😌💖 Giving you lots of kithes and hugs!! Mwahhhh!!

115 DEGREES??? HOLY- I thought it was hot where I live 😭 I'm barely surviving like every other summer but omg I'm so sorry 😭 And you have a dog?? How cute! What type of dog do you have, if i may ask?🥰 Though i have been unproductive all summer unfortunately, the heat makes me not want to do anything haha

AND YESSSS IVE SEEN THE LEAKED OST MY EYES POPPED OPEN AT THE POSSIBLE DOTTORE APPEARANCE 👁 IM SO EXCITED I WANT HIM IN FONTAINE BADLY!! Also i think I've read the same character analysis on tiktok like you, was it called "Sadist or Scientist" and had many many slides? With the character and design analysis? If yes i too read it and it was so good! I love seeing analysis on him especially since there are not much crumbs on him. Oh and happy belated birthday to your mom! I hope you had fun with her!💖

Omg almost 400 wishes??? I havent had that much since the time I've saved for Wanderer 👏 I really hope you get lots of cons for him! I also love Zhongli sm but that man has avoided me on all three banners. First banner i didn't have enough primos and missed him, second banner i lost to Qiqi, third banner i lost to Jean lol. I forgot he is coming so i will try to get him again for the fourth time 🤣 Manifesting hard for you 💖🙏 (Dw I'm also coping on playable Dot😭😭)

AND YESSS OMG I LOVE THE LIL STRANGE DOT CREATURE SO MUCH. I need someone to make a good quality plushie of that creature so i can cuddle it 🥺 HYV was probably intending to make the creature look unsettling, but nah, i wholly think it's adorable. I would hold its little hand. (Always ready to listen to your fragile reader ideas tho 😌🤞)

Hehe I'm giving you lots of more cuddles and kisses!! 🫂 I hope you're staying hydrated as well!! We shall get through this heat together 💪 Smooch smooch !! <33

[peskyfirefly]

hi mishmish! so i finally finished haikyuu !! 😭😭😭 i meant to keep you updated and leave little messages as i was going through the chapters but honestly my only thought every time i finish the matches was just "AAAAAAHHHHH" (x100) because wow they were hella stressful!! like fun and exciting but also it got me sweating like actually. especially karasuno vs nekoma oooughfff

i stayed up at like 3 am to finish the manga lol but omg it's soooo good! the ending got me feeling so happy! everyone's all grown up and doing their own thing, and then the match with Black Jackals vs Adlers was sooo good! also v stressful but it was just so satisfying to see everyone's developments!

anyways i can def say hq is one of my top fav animanga series now! i love it so much!! 💕💕💕

YESSSS HQ FAVE MANGA!!! WELCOME TO THE CLUB BELOVED!!!!!!!!!!!

i totally understand. u cant take breaks, those matches just keep u on the edge of ur seat and u HAVE to find out IMMEDIATELY how it goes!! u cant break the momentum!! something i love about hq is how big the cast is and how we still get lovely development for pretty much all of them 🥺<3 i love seeing them grow and i feel like the ending with the time skip is sooooo special bc of that!

and i think karasuna vs nekoma is SOOO GOOD !! esp for seein gtheir development!! like the flashback with kenma and hinata meeting??? yamaguchi and tsukki ??? the comparison of kuroo and tsukki (considering kuroo mentored him)???? TSUKKI SAYING VOLLEYBALL IS FUN SOMETIMES!! tobio and kenma messing with each other. the relationship between their coaches...THE BIRD CAGE PANEL. HINATA BREAKING THE CAGE PANEL. AAAAAA!!!!!!!! their friends and family and former classmates and rivals all watching....god what a beautiful culmination of the story... i have CHILLS........

[jackienautism]

fe3h update! well i just finished my first playthrough and i am just sitting here.... the second to last battle was SO hard for me and it was definitely made harder by the fact that i like. played it weird. bc i thought if i just completely avoided her i wouldn't have to kill mercedes so i took all my units on a really weird path and then once i finally killed everyone else turns out. i still had to kill her.

i managed to get to a support between byleth and all of the eagles except linhardt (still mad about that.... i wanted to get the whole set </3), as well as marianne, sylvain, ingrid, and felix (who yeah, i did end up recruiting).

as for my ranking of the eagles... it's really tough to pick! it's closer to tiers for me, bc some of these characters are so close to each other in my ranking. i'd probably go... dorothea, caspar, bernie/hubie/edie, petra, ferdie, linhardt. dorothea and caspar are probably my absolute favorites now. and because of that, i think they're gonna be the eagles i recruit on my VW playthrough (and maybe. all subsequent playthroughs too LMAO) . from the lions, i think i'm gonna take sylvain again bc he's easy to get and he grew on me, as well as mercedes. mighttt also recruit annette and maybe ashe? i barely interacted with them the first time around but i hear ashe is interesting in VW and annette has supports with claude, but i'm also trying to limit myself here lmao. i'm probably not gonna try to recruit both of them, if i even recruit one.

anyway! i'm genuinely sooo excited for claude.... also since i enjoyed marianne so much, i'm excited for her to be like.. more relevant LMAO.

i'm also gonna look into how to like... successfully build my guys this time around because i have a feeling i was NOTTT doing it well at all. which like... i don't need to have the best builds in the world or anything, as long as i'm having fun i don't need to be doing things "right", but like. i think i could maybe be having a bit more fun if i. knew what i was doing lol.

thanks for letting me give you these updates lol! i am having sooo much fun.

HIII OHOHO HAPPY TO HEAR YOUVE FINISHED YOUR FIRST RUN :D AND THAT YOU REALLY ENJOYED IT.... i lowkey forget the second to last battle ebut i assume it was the one w/ dimitri right? or was it the silver maiden one w/ rodrigue? forgive me its been a bit since ive played crimson flower dfgnfg but anyhow! SORRY THAT YOUR DIVERSION MADE THE BATTLE DIFFICULT FOR YOU....AND THAT YOU STILL HAD TO KILL MERCEDES ANYWAY ):

and damn </3 atleast you got thr A supports between the rest of the black eagles! i suppose theres always next route or next CF route that you can get linhardt's... i could tell you the gist of it if you want but im sure youd rather get it yourself. speaking of A supports, which endings did you get :o? like between the other characters i mean?

good tier list<3333 dorothea at the top as she shoudl be. and edie and hubie togehter as they SJOULD be. dorothea snd caspar as your faves are such good choices... quite the duo. and them being the eagles you recruit in your other routes is very respectable as well.. still cant believe that youre willign to Not recruit everyone but i totally understand the mindset as well. angst is good. but it also hurts. MERCEDES..... ooohhh i love her oh so much. she would def be a good choice. good luck limiting yourself btw dfgkdnfg annette and ashe are very good very goodd. im not particularly attached to them as ive talked abt before but theyre both very sweet characters. and have a lot of substance to them. plus their family situations and whatnot are very sad. so yeah! recruiting any of the blue lions to learn more abt them would be a good thing to do! esp if you didnt interact w/ them much in CF

YESSS CLAUDES ROUTE WAS VEYR GOOD.... AND I LOVE HIMS O MUCH ANDHIS RELATIONSHIP W/ BYLETH.... and yessss marianne ): my girl.... i will say that something that happens in verdant wind def shouldve been saved for edie's route but :/ soon enough you'll see what i mean. hope you enjoy verdant wind!!!!

and kfdngdkfg yeah i feel that. its quite overwhelming at times isnt it? as logn as youre having fun though thats all that matter sbut i totally understand wanting to like know what youre doing. a few videos and reading up on classes should help! what were your guys' final classes if you don't mind me asking? if you think youd habe more fun if you knew what you were doing, then id def go for it! good luck w/ everything!

and omg of course!!!! thank YOU for being so kind to keep me updated and whatnot! i always enjoy reading what you have to say and how you've been doing in game and otherwise :] hope you have a good day / night!!!!

[mistertf2xreaderfluffballcake]

how would the mercs react to an s/o who loves having their hair played with/touched? like, someone who will absolutely just melt if they run their hands through it (sorry if this is weirdly specific btw)

*GAAAAASSSSSSSSPPPPPPP* This is BEUTIFUL!!! I LOVE this idea :D Here is one fluffy writing coming right up! (This not weirdly specific it is beautiful!! ) Also this is pretty short and simple!

This is like the head pat headcanon sorry-

Scout

um YES! He likes to ruff up your hair! *ruffs up hair* HEY!! hehe, anyway gotta go babe! (you definitely secretly enjoy it...) He always ruffs up your hair just before a battle. He likes to touch your hair silently. *stare* Your hair is SO soft babe...*hugs you and nuzzles your neck*

Soldier

When he found out he was surprised. oh. Cupcake likes it when I touch their hair? oh. After that discovery, he would always touch your hair after a battle. GOOD JOB CUPCAKE! *very strong force head pat* *PAT PAT* Soldier likes to touch your hair once he finishes doing all of his duty just gently touching your hair.

Pyro

YESSSS!! Pyro always plays with your hair! They always make nice hairstyles with your hair. Braids, ponytails, and so much more!! Always decorate your hair with unicorn hairpins, pink ribbons, etc. Pyro just loves styling your soft and nice hair while you melt. MMPHHH! You wanna style my hair? MMMPHHHH :D Pyro likes to get new books about hair styles and learn them for you!!

Engi

oh (He almost heart attack due to the cuteness of yours god damn)) He loves playing with your hair. When you come near him he will always play with your hair. When he sees you melt he also melts. He also likes to make hair accessories for you. He always surprises you. Close your eyes s/o! *nods and closes eye* Now open! *sees cute hairclip* I-I made it for you! *puts on the hair clip for you* I think it matches you, sweetheart :)

Heavy

YES. Heavy also likes to style your hair. But instead of decorating it is pretty simple and clean. A simple red bow will do perfectly :) Heavy wants to style s/o hair :) If you want heavy will style your hair every day before battle to keep your hair tidy. It is honestly so wholesome and cute couple moment when others see little s/o sit on a bench while big bear heavy fiddle his big hands with your hair.

Demo

He also likes to do random stuff with your hair. When he is drunk he likes you being on his lap while he does weird half done braids and ponytails...? You are okay with it but all of them come off pretty easily due to not being tied properly. He likes doing hairstyles that could match when you wear his beanie. (He loves seeing you in his beanie it is so cute!!!)

Sniper

He likes touching your hair. When he sees taking a nap on his bed he instantly pets your hair and runs his finger through your fluffy and nice hair. *pat, pat* When he sees you wake up he always pretends to do something else. (He just doesn't want to admit playing with your hair... your hair was so soft...he could touch it for hours...maybe even days...months...years...ok ok I will stop lol)

Medic

:D He likes playing with your hair but...once he cleans up the blood on his glove...after that, it is the chill time!! He likes observing your hair. Just looking at each detail of it, the color, the way it shines, the way it feels, etc. He finds your hair so pretty and magical! S/o I always wonder why your hair is so soft...

Spy

Spy LOVES brushing your hair while you sit on his lap cutely reading a book. He finds it so cute when you pass him a brush. hmm, mon amour what do you want me to do~♡ Please b-brush my hair...*s/o turns red* In a blink of an eye, you are now on his lap peacefully reading your favorite book while spy gently brushes your hair. :)

This was so much fun!! Finally finished all my request/asks hell yeah. Now I am going to get a snack. I will fetch one for you too! Anyway gotta go. (/*'▽')/