#aos incorrect quotes

[backgroundagent3]

Me: Is that a SHIELD agent I see?

SHIELD agent: *Puts on glasses*

Me: Nevermind, my apologies random civilian.

[ex1ra-1erres1ial]

*Skye and May, watching Ward from a distance*

Skye: that's the guy I have a crush on

Skye: thoughts?

May:

May: and prayers, girl

[40sjoyner]

Mack: I can't imagine what Daisy is planning. But I can tell you two things. We won't like it and it won't be legal.

[aosbuskids]

Fitz: Is it really paranoia if the universe keeps proving me right??

[wordsmithcreations]

Deke: *holding a python* Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him? Fitz: You did WHAT- Tony: William Snakepeare.

Steve: We need to get through this locked door. Tony, give you your credit card. Tony: Here. Steve: *pockets card* Thanks. Bucky, kick down the door.

Deke: Hey, Fitz? Can I get some dating advice? Fitz: Just because I'm with Jemma doesn't mean I know how I did it.

Fitz: So how was your day? Deke: We almost got surprised adopted! Fitz: What? Jemma: We almost got kidnapped. Fitz: Oh, okay. WAIT WHAT?

Fitz: WHY, why did you give Ayla a KNIFE?! Deke: I'm sorry. She said she felt unsafe. Fitz: Now I feel unsafe! Deke: I'm sorry... would you like a knife?

Fitz: What's a word thats a mix between 'sad' and 'mad'? Hunter: Disgruntled, miserable, desolated- Deke: Smad.

Deke: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it. Fitz: Deke no. Hunter: Mistlefoe. Fitz: Please stop encouraging him.

[chosetobethisway]

Skye: May, you have trust issues

May: I don't believe you

[obsessedwithmyfandoms]

Daisy: Hey, AC, are you free around 7 on Friday? Coulson: Uh, yes? Daisy: What about you, May? May: I'm free. Daisy: Great! I'm not but you two have fun on your date! May: Did she just..

[trek-tracks]

Kirk (yelling over the communicator): Scotty, beam us back, quickly! There's a lion storm!

Scotty: Aye, Captain, but don't you mean an ion storm?

(a loud roar in the background)

Kirk: no

[leonsgotit]

Jim: YOU LYING, CHEATING, PIECE OF SHIT!

Bones: oh yeah? YOU’RE the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do! WELL, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD

Jim: I’M LEAVING AND I’M TAKING SPOCK WITH ME

Spock, picking up the monopoly board: I believe it would be wise to stop playing

[luxthestrange]

LMK Incorrect quotes#84 The savior-

Y/n*Barging into the kitchen with a scared look*-THERE'S A SPIDER!

Wukong: SO WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO!?

Y/n*Starts to climb over the kitchen counter*KILL IT!?

Wukong*Is also climbing onto the kitchen counter* YOU SAW IT FIRST YOU KILL IT!?

Y/n: YOU'RE THE MAN!

Wukong*Has a blonde wig and makeup and dress on all of sudden*SINCE WHEN?

Ao Lie*Being hugged by You and Wukong after he grabbed the spider and tossed it out the window*... I don't know what's happening but I like it!

Pee Paw Ao Lie uses modern outfits...his GREAT+1000 granddaughter picked for him-...THIS MAN IS SO BEAUTIFUL UGH-

[batnardomcfly]

*Jim and Spock on away mission to a new planet*

Spock: Captain, I must insist you take extra caution while on this planet as we know nothing of its plants and animals yet

Jim: Don’t worry Spock, Bones has a dumbass radar built into his brain that alerts him whenever I attempt to do something stupid

Spock: Captain I regret to inform you there is no such thing as a ‘dumbass radar’

Jim: I know that Spock! But watch this

Jim reaches out to touch a random plant

Spock alarmed: Captain I-

Bones, materializing out of nowhere: James Tiberius Kirk you touch that plant and I’ll slap you with it

Spock, confused: How???

Jim, just as confused, whispering: I really have no idea and it’s honestly scary how he knows

[backgroundagent3]

5 seconds later...

Driving lessons with the SHIELD family.

[ex1ra-1erres1ial]

May : In light of what you did for me, you can hug me for four to five seconds

Coulson : foRTY FIVE SECONDS!?!?!

May: No! Four to five seconds!

Coulson : TOO LATE!!

[40sjoyner]

Daisy: bitches b like “im baby” but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I’m bitches

[rinseveryday]

Shiemi: If I fall… Rin: I’ll be there to catch you. Yukio: What if I fall? Rin: Then I’ll fall with you, never leaving your side. Mephisto: And if I fall? Rin: I’ll be the one who pushed you.

[wordsmithcreations]

Hunter: You ruin everything! Deke: Your welcome! Deke: Do you know a turtles only weakness? Hunter: No... well, their slowness. Deke: Their weakness is they can’t roll over when they are on their backs. Now I have a plan. If I duct tape two turtles together, they’ll be unstoppable. Hunter: Someone’s trying to break in! Deke: *loads shotgun* I got this. Hunter: Last week you fell up the stairs.. Hunter: How the hell are you still alive? Deke: Honestly, I’m just as confused as you are.