#ape man

[th3j4germe1ster]

THIS SHIT IS TAKING ME OUT WHY IS HE LOOKING AT ME LIKE I JUST STOLE HIS LAST DOLLAR

[vertigoartgore]

Disney's Tarzan movie (1999) turns 25 today. Feel old yet ?

[fanonbinary8]

the ape man and the axe man are dating.

lucy and the ape man are also dating.

lucy and the axe man are besties.

[outhouse-cartoons]

Here’s Tarzan from last night’s stream.

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[rye-views]

Tarzan, the Ape Man (1959) dir. Joseph M. Newman. 7/10

I wouldn't recommend this movie to my friends. I wouldn't rewatch this movie.

Tarzan's hair is so styled here lol.

Tarzan is all smiles. No wonder she fell for him. I do like all the animals just doing their thing. Aw at the cub romping around. Underwater scenes are fun but the graphics are I guess graphics for back in the day. I love our chimp friend. I love the way the elephant rolled up from its side.

I don't love how it seems like white people are the right race here. It's like white man versus beast. and everything not a civilized white man is a beast here. I'm not loving the treatment of animals either (unless it's kind), like we came to their territory. omg dad noooo. Holt letting her go makes no sense. That final kiss made no sense.

The elephant crawling is something I've never thought about. But, not the elephant having to crawl to its grave.

[surrealhaunts]

Hello and welcome. I’ve always been fascinated by mythical creatures including cryptids. And the most famous cryptid in North America seems to be Bigfoot. You know, the tall shaggy bear- or ape-like humanoid roaming in North American wilderness and hiding from us civilized folks.

But he’s not the only one. There seems to be others like him and they all have little quirks that make some differences from Bigfoot. So I made a list.

The images below have been used for the video above.

[gravestone-sys]

nightmare time is ALSO wack as hell starkid fucking Rocks.

[tenth-sentence]

The continents where earlier ape-men had never set foot were teeming with giant game when Homo sapiens arrived.

"Why the West Rules – For Now: The patterns of history and what they reveal about the future" - Ian Morris

[whats-in-a-sentence]

Stone tools from China and fossil bones from Java (then still joined to the Asian mainland) may be almost as old, implying that after leaving Africa the ape-men picked up speed, averaging a cracking pace of 140 yards per year.*

*In practice they probably jumped a few miles at a time to find good new foraging spots, then stayed put for several years.

"Why the West Rules – For Now: The patterns of history and what they reveal about the future" - Ian Morris

[hypurbee]

Make Gus a marriageable candidate challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)

[kxsalt]

cw abuse

Mom’s ex-boyfriend always checked in on her. The girl couldn’t handle being alone for long, so he would come by often to keep her company. Her mom considered it a kind favour – she worried about her little girl whenever she travelled for work. Their breakup had just made her separation anxiety worse. He was the closest thing to a father figure in her life, something she desperately needed.

The girl flinches when he touches her. Lying in her bed, his hand in her panties, she stuffs her face into the blanket and tries not to cry. “…stop…” A finger slips into her cunt. “ah! stop! i’m still sore from last time!” The paternal figure ignores her. Pulling up her shirt, her nipples are pinched and squeezed. A second finger works into her pussy as she starts to sob.

“Don’t be a baby, you’re all grown up now, act like it.” The man scolds the crying girl. She doesn’t feel grown up. Even though she had graduated over a year ago, her anxieties had kept her from pursuing a job or higher education. Most of her friends had stopped calling. He was her only regular visitor. “i can’t… tonight… stop…” Her mom’s ex-boyfriend strips her naked.

Thrusting his cock into the young girl’s pussy, he lets out a deep groan. She yelps and tries to push away, held in place by a harsh grip on her arm. The older man’s fingers cut into her already-bruised bicep. “owww! nuh- too much…” His hand moves to the back of her head, pushing her face deeper into the pillows. He admires the marks on her arms and body.

“Remember to wear long sleeves when your mom gets home.” The girl doesn’t respond. A muffled sob wafts out of the fabric, followed by a shriek when he smacks her clit. “Did you hear me?” She gasps, feeling every bit of his cock pounding into her. “yes i did! please don’t hit me there…” Another smack on her pussy. “What did I tell you to do?”

“Wear long sleeves so mom doesn’t see my bruises.” He pulls on her hair, looking into her tear-stained face. “Why is that so important?” She winces as he shoves his cock all the way inside her. “…cause mom won’t let you come around if she finds out.” More tears roll down her cheeks as he has rough sex with her innocent body. “And you don’t want that, do you?” Crying from pain and fear, he kisses her. “…no…” The girl finds comfort in their tongues touching.

“Good girl. Keep doing as you’re told and I’ll stick around.” The thought of him leaving makes her nauseous. “don’t go. don’t go. i’m trying-” She cuts herself off with another painful whimper. The man fucks her as hard as he can. He holds her arms behind her back and wrenches her legs open. Spread wide, she feels him push deeper with each thrust.

“stop stop stop stop it hurts!” He goes faster. “Shut up.” The girl breaks and cries uncontrollably. “I said shut up.” Annoyed by her disobedience, he drags her to the edge of the bed. Sniffling, she hides her face behind her hands. “Done crying?” His cock smacks against her clit. “Ask for more.” Stammering, the girl can’t speak. “You were so chatty a minute ago. Beg for more or I’ll leave you here.”

Her mom’s ex-boyfriend offers a reward. “Do it and I’ll let you call me dad.” Red eyes peer through her fingers. Her lips move silently. “Speak up.” Grabbing her wrists, he pulls them away from her face.

“abuse my pussy, daddy.” His thick cock stretches out her drippy hole. The girl winces. “please, daddy, abuse your little girl’s pussy.” The man puts all his weight into her, driving deep into her cunt. She cries and begs. “abuse my pussy – just don’t leave…” His cum fills her. Sobbing and flinching with each thrust, the girl presses her face into his chest. “…just don’t leave…”

[charitydingle]

Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery 1997, dir. Jay Roach

[justarandombrit]

Obsessed with Nightmare Time episodes that are like “Really? You thought this was a character who just so happened to be played by Joey Richter? ✖️WRONG✖️ it's Theodore Spankoffski.”

[moistvonlipwig]

i don't ship vetvimes romantically or sexually but i DO constantly think about "sooner or later we're all someone's dog." absolutely unhinged comparison for angua to make and absolutely unhinged way to phrase it. vimes may not be in love with vetinari or even attracted to him at all (vimes reads as a total straightie to me tbh) but pterry said make no mistake he IS that man's dog. and yeah. he is

[ivyodessa]

so I watched the new planet of the apes

[teranobriss]

Jon Matteson breaking into laughter is my favorite genre