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fogmachine03 · 6 months
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rewatching tua for the hundredth time and noticed that in season 1 five picks up the handlers tracker before he gets wounded and doesn’t find it until after he heals in the last episode, meaning that after changing into clean pyjamas the smelly bastard changes back into the same dirty jacket he’s been bleeding and sweating in and doesn’t change out of it until SEASON THREE. even though he very clearly has a whole CLOSET full of clean jackets that we see in episode one. and the jacket was likely not washed while he wasn’t wearing it because the candy is still in the pockets. yuck.
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petruchio · 7 days
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i did so much work to heal my stomach and help my digestion get back to normal and then one night of getting drunk and ive been screwed up again for a week. sick and twisted tbh. cant a girl have a couple beers at a baseball game once in a while
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autismnation · 1 year
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me, walking into an escape room: omg it’s just like the movie!
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itshype · 6 months
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Just found out I do in fact have a favourite singer...
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I have daddy issues, don't I?
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wow is falling in love with ur bestfriend like some kind of unspoken rite of passage COS WHEW-
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beachboysnatural · 2 years
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Hate hate HATE being genuinely terrified of bugs
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FINALLY some good fucking feature ideas from the tumblr devs. tamagotchi renaissance now
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fluentisonus · 6 months
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trains will announce you're stopping in places you never knew existed
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goldensunset · 5 months
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juno-infernal · 7 months
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[covered in blood, with tears in my eyes] I AM VERY YOUNG AND I AM LEARNING HOW TO LIVE
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beaft · 8 months
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a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic
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aangarchy · 4 months
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Alright now this pissed me off
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What do you MEAN you're going to remove one of the most important aspects of Sokka's character arc in the first season? What do you MEAN you're going to remove Sokka unlearning misogyny, accepting change and embracing his role as a fighter and protector of the Avatar in order to end the war? What do you MEAN???
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bluuscreen · 2 months
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one of the chocolate guys videos appears on your dash. you pause your scrolling to watch it, trying to guess what he’s making because this doesn’t seem to be one you’ve seen before. as the video goes on you get more unnerved and impressed — he seems to be making a whole human being this time, and it’s uncannily realistic. it’s even filled with candied fruit and sweet pastries in place of organs, red velvet cake and a cherry reduction making up flesh and blood beneath the chocolate. but something feels off. the person he’s making seems strangely familiar. upon the final reveal, you know why. amaury guichon has created a perfect replica of you
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kiryuing · 2 months
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still thinking about the brainrot that fast fashion has caused in people, like i made this pair of pants that are black and white with a cool flowery design, and an acquaintance saw them and said "wow i'd pay like 20 dollars for you to make me a pair" and i could barely think with how utterly horrified i was at that; i told them that 20 dollars wouldn't even cover the materials, let alone the hours of work that went into cutting, sewing, ironing, hemming, altering, etc. they just had this look on their face when i told them that, when i said i wouldn't make them a pair for even 100 dollars because that was still way too low of an amount, a look that said "you're crazy for thinking that those cost 100 dollars" and maybe i am crazy but holy shit, 20 dollars for a pair of handmade, durable, lined pants fitted specifically to your measurements? 20 dollars for upwards of 60 hours of work? 20 dollars for several yards of high-quality fabric, thread, and buttons? 20 dollars???
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