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That one chowder audio on tiktok but it's Soda and Darry,,
Soda: last night I dreamed I was a bottle of ketchup!
Darry, cleaning or something: ...
Soda: and you were mustard! Which is weird...
Darry still just cleaning: ...
Soda: cause usually your mayonnaise in my dreams. Why do you suppose that is?
Darry: ...
Plzz,, 😭 I might have to draw this or something 😭 but it's so them. It would also work with Soda and Pony too since Pony's really quiet lol
#the outsiders#ponyboy curtis#darry curtis#sodapop curtis#the curtis brothers#chowder#tiktok audio#dreams#i just know soda talks a mile a minute#abt literally anything#hes just like me fr#i need more Soda and Darry posts#oldest child and middle child#are so funny#the outsiders incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes
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ig reels will be the death of me
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Just saw The Meg 2 on X screens and man it was an enjoyable experience
#the plot is dumb as hell dont get me wrong#but the characters#are SO FUNNY#and have such chemistry#its such a fun nonsense ride#i highly endorse it
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my child tends to absorb some kind of vague understanding of what i'm interested in at any given point in time. they are 5 years old and obsessed with music/musicals and just. like. tiny theater kid energy. anyway. this occurred yesterday:
me, husband, and girlfriend are all relaxing in the living room, chatting after dinner when The Child runs into the room.
5yo, in a deep, gravelly voice: I HAVE AN ARMY.
GF: An army? What for?
5yo: I am Alan Zake.
Me, giggling: Alan Zake?
5yo, pauses for a long moment, processing what I've just said. He then strikes a power pose.
5yo: ALAN. WAKE.
me, trying to stifle my giggles: oh
5yo, in that same gravelly voice: THE MUSICAL.
#alan wake#anyway#this same child make a joke when i was discussing alan wake with my girlfriend last week#where i had said 'he's just so tired let him rest'#and my 5yo without missing a beat said 'Alan Wake? More like Alan Sleep.'#children#are so funny
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I would like to thank every crack writer who has ever contributed to the Clone Command Group Chat fics on archive of our own. I haven’t laughed that hard in YEARS
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obsessed with this baby hippo from thailand's khao khew zoo.. she has been so utterly betrayed by the world
#she's so derpy and gloopy#i really really want to visit this zoo next time i'm in thailand now#moo deng#hippo#animals#baby animals#zoo#hippopotamus#funny#nature#naturecore#thailand#she's so#animal crossing#coded#long post#sorry#cute
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Knowledge Revenge.
#dungeon meshi#chilchuk tims#senshi#Somewhat of an unofficial sequel to the Dragon Comic. I promise I have more versatility in my jokes. I just had to take this opportunity.#Senshi is pretty much a recluse. I think he would know a few of these 'gottems' but not all.#Chilchuck would know gottems that are nearly lost to time. The deep cuts. The ones that you fall for because they are that obscure.#I would also like to take a moment to confess that after the last comic in which I posed a gottem -#I fell victim to a Mind Goblin Attack. I was thoroughly got. I will be on higher alert this time.#So NOBODY be funny in the tags. I am gullible and I like to share things with my friends. Who are *ruthless*.#I have a mild resistance to Vicious Mockery at this point but I can only take so much.#Happy Thistle Thursday Everyone! See you next week!
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maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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Twitter still producing bangers on occasion
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redownloaded instagram and got sucked into reels and it’s truly like an alternate reality happening over there. video of a girl being like “looking back on my cringe 2021 taste….” and it’s a pic of her wearing like. jeans and a top. the top has a checkerboard pattern. she’s like screaming in agony. the comments are all like “omg not the microtrend 😭 i can’t believe i ever wore that” like woah. i think you guys are crazy
#so funny to see ppl use the word microtrend but continue to follow them#like so you Know it’s bad …..#but you’re still doing it …….
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ryoko kui: bet
#she was so funny for this#the kabru one is so insane actually lmaooooo#dungeon meshi#dunmeshi#falin touden#kabru#mine
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#prophet#messiah#bunnings#australia#lead us to the promised land#tiktok#comedy#funny#video#my vois#i love this so much#it appeals to my surreal and absurdist sense of humour
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i've had this garfield panel saved forever and i even marked in my calendar today as "the monday that wouldn't die" so uh. happy(?) monday the 22nd aka the monday that wouldn't die
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