#are you serious???

[dragonpastels]

I was watching meet the robinsons, and, the dots are really connecting

Goob/Bowler Hat Guy

He’s Cracked Concious as a human (personality wise)

I- Uh- A- HUH-

.....

Get out.

Most affectionately leave.

Like I can't even argue with you

you're just

So RIGHT

Like

I CAN'T ARGUE WITH.... THIS

I- honestly, I can't believe you found a villain that not only matches him personality-wise but- Is also the closet comparison narratively wise so far for him

THERE'S EVEN TIME TRAVEL INVOLVED I- I think you win for villain comparisons

[catlokis-blog]

I’ve noticed something

Why do you spell coomers midle name wrong??

do not do this to me. no way ive been doing it wrong thsi whole time

[lover-of-mine]

Wait, Eddie is actively talking to Ana when Chris gets to Buck's house and Buck already knows Chris had a meltdown over Eddie dating. Did Eddie call Buck first??????????

[embarrasingmf]

oh my god I js found out miles teller’s wife bought him a BOAT for their anniversary WHATTT😣

rich people activities i swear…. /lh

[kolbietheaggrievedwriter]

If you're going to bookmark my WIPs and tag them as dead/abandoned, please do so privately. If I haven't tagged it as such myself, I don't need you to make the decision for me - especially when it's only been a month! But yes, I mean even the stuff that hasn't been updated in years. Honestly, seeing that is demoralizing and more than anything makes me want to abandon it. I don't know what else that kind of thing would accomplish? It's certainly not encouraging. 🤨 Anyway, I don't think anyone who follows me would do/has done this, but I know plenty of people peruse this blog without following it.

[lorenlily]

DEAR JOHN AND DAYLIGHT

[poohbea]

So I was wrapping my hair for bed (cause it’s straightened) and it got me thinking back to the time where not one but TWO white men I had been talking to at the time, called the thing I wrap my hair with A FUCKING HAT

[the-one-who-died-at-the-end]

Guess who has a singing contest's semifinals this week??

MEEEE!!!

And guess who also has a sore throat and a bad fricking cold???

ALWAYS MEEEE!!!

🥳🥳🥳

YEEEEEEEHHHHHH...

... 😫😓

SERIOUSLY WTF?!

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[oldbutchdaniel]

hey guys if you’re planning on making a vaguepost on the dashboard can you message me with the details and some of the lore behind the vague post you’re making. a vaguepost for the dash and a detailedpost for me. because i like to know what’s going on. if you do this i will automatically take your side because you’ve done the right thing by letting me know what’s up. thanks in advance ❤️

[mythtakens]

“these characters should be mentally healthy before they get together 😌” ummm no I actually think we should smash their mental illnesses together like clumps of play-doh and see what colors it makes

[lesbianralzarek]

"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw

[here-there-be-drag0ns]

hey so since we're talking about how awful the minecraft movie looks we're all going to agree not to go see it in theaters right? not even to hatewatch it? we all are in agreement that its a soulless cash grab movie, so we all know that the only way to stop them from making more like it is to give them no cash to grab, right?

yes this includes watching it for the bit. yes this includes bringing your friends to go make fun of it. yes this includes just watching it out of curiosity.

do Not go see this shit in theaters. do Not give them your money. they dont care whether you enjoyed it or not, they only care about what number the box office gives them. so make sure the box office cant give them shit.

[cat-in-a-mech-suit]

Being forcefully raised as a woman is not any less traumatic and emotionally repressive as being forcefully raised as a man. Femininity is not inherently pure and safe. Coercing someone to perform femininity is not any less toxic than coerced masculinity. Being dysphoric around femininity or having trauma from women doesn’t make you a misogynist.