#are you talking to me?

[wires-for-veins]

> [ 🐇 , @m4fios0 ;; ]

– “ hey ! you ever find chance? none of the soldiers reported anything out of the ordinary. ”

ah. uh.

yeah. we did.

[standalone-manga-panels]

Source:

Dandadan

[maklodes]

As someone with sometimes-not-so-great auditory processing, I feel a little resentment of the way, ever since Taxi Driver, the phrase “are you talking to me?” has carried a kind of aggressive, thuggish tone. I am often honestly confused about who is and isn’t talking to me.

(I don’t think most people I say this to recoil in fear that I’m about to pull .38 special on them, but still.)

[holmesandtheroman]

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

[beholdthemem]

My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.

[sadclowncentral]

cannot stop thinking about the french man who during dinner responded to a person asking "should we be naughty and get desert" by pulling a face and going "naughty? it is chocolate, it is not an, uh, threesome"

[aaronstveit]

SUNSET AFTER 7PM NEVER KILL YOURSELF

[holographings]

someone on twitter said Imagine what s2 jayce would give to talk to s1 viktor just one more time. and someone had a time travel alternate dimension fic ready to go. and i read it. and now my face is being eaten by 3750 feral dogs i think

[starbuck]

so many bands write songs about “relatable issues” that don’t resonate while the mountain goats write songs about issues no one has ever experienced before that are universal

[wires-for-veins]

[Medkit in hand, Guide dashes through the forest. He may be a beginner sentinel, but even he can tell that impact had too much crunch to it to have just been some rocks. He doesn't know what he's going to do when he gets there - he's not trained in first aid - but as long as he can be there for...whoever that was, he'll feel better about it.]

[So focused is he on following the sound, that he trips right over someone bent over in his path. He falls to the ground with an ungraceful "oof!", the medkit flying out in front of him. Getting to his knees as quickly as he can, he turns around.]

"OOOoohh my god I'm SO sorry I-I should've been looking where I was going are you alright-"

- @th3gu1de

>[ ooh, ow. not. not a great feeling. but its!! very obviously a mistake!! so no harm no foul. ]

its !ah ow its okay !!

>[ Getting back to your feet is easier said than done when you're, well, in the nicest of terms; asymmetrical ? nonetheless, he dusts himself off, offering a hand to the other before going to pick up the med-kit. ]

here i got, your uh, thing. whats,? wrong ? are, is someone hurt ?

[schistcity]

ohhh… you guys are like… STUPID stupid

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[everchased]

THAT one's goin on the list too now!

[allallestodo]

LiNK

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024