cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'll be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.
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So looking forward to riding this!
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"oil changes used to be $20 and take 20 minutes" hi I'm here to die on this hill, while I agree that $160 is too much money for an oil change, an hour or more is not too much time. working at a quick change shop is physically debilitating, the mechanics are in a giant pit or basement under the cars and they do not let them cool off before working!!! they have hot oil pouring from above their heads and then they have to stick their arms into the engine parts of a still hot car. my dad used to come home with burns up to his elbows, sometimes so bad he couldn't move his hands. oil changes need to take longer than 20 minutes, cars need time to cool down
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POV your research trip to a distant planet with your best friend just got the funding approved
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Enid: Wednesday, go apologize to Thing or I won't help you.
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Enid:
Wednesday: Yes, querida.
Enid: Wednesday, I made a black cat costume for you.
Wednesday:
Enid:
Wednesday: Yes, querida.
Enid: Wednesday, I made us matching snoods!
Wednesday:
Enid:
Wednesday: Yes, querida.
Enid: Wednesday, please get rid of your creepy crime board.
Wednesday:
Enid:
Wednesday: Yes, querida.
Enid: Wednesday, please hold me in your-
Wednesday: Yes, querida.
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I heard people were shipping Fiddlestan now. Finally, we can acknowledge their totally real, very canon Vegas wedding
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i know they underutilized the frankenstein aspect in the movie but it really does feel like the creature was perfectly created for lisa regardless. from what we saw, he spent his whole life lonely; dead parents, isolating social life, failed romantic prospects, the whole shebang, but he never gets to do anything about it because he dies, suddenly and unstoppably. until he’s suddenly alive again and the whole world is different but there’s this girl who tended to his grave when nobody else would have given him that respect, who’s experiencing the same things he did who actually has the chance to get back at the people who didn’t care for her, one tiny bit of familiarity to him… of course he’s going to kill for her just to see her happy.
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