#assassin's creed himbo

[clayykaczmarek]

feeling so ass ass creed tonight that im willing to curse edward kenway with my usual “has a kid who is my oc” because that man was slinging pipe

[himbo-showdown]

Round 1, Poll 8: Knuckles VS Alexios

[nerevarbignaturals]

and i feel FUCKING GODDAMN TIRED AS SHIT in this chilis tonight <3

[shellibisshe]

–oc tag game

tagged by @corvosattano @jackiesarch @marivenah @nuclearstorms @leviiackrman @nightbloodbix @chuckhansen and @queennymeria thank you all!

i think this has made it's rounds but tagging @loriane-elmuerto @jendoe @florbelles​ @unholymilf @denerims @risingsh0t @indorilnerevarine @lizzywizzy @ladysanjo @teamhawkeye @benwishaw @ghostfvcker and anyone else!

buckle up yall im going to get sappy. also super ungodly long post under the cut IM SAPPY

– favorite oc.

spencer clarke [the quarry]

i say it a lot but. she is me i am her. like actually, spencer has only been an oc for like a week and she has taken such a tight hold on my brain. I pour a lot of myself into my ocs, but i think spencer is the oc that has really gotten the most. she is the closest to a self insert i think out of all of them, she shares a lot of my behaviors and such. but she is just so fun for me to talk about (im sorry to lori and aj) and figuring her out has been such a blast.

amara owens [infamous: second son]

MISS AMARA CELESTE OWENS. I've had her for as long as i've had the fc5 clowns, or maybe even longer. Amara is an oc that makes me really happy. for a while, i never knew where i wanted to put her; i tried making her a multifandom oc but it just didn't feel right. then i played infamous: second son and it felt like everything just clicked with her. she's one of my most important ocs, no one else have i played the same game 6 times for.

marian ramos de-león [red dead redemption 2]

ms marian is also one of my oldest ocs, she's a little younger than the fc5 clowns, but she's also one of my favorites. she's another really fun character for me to think about. it was so fun to play the game and know exactly where she would be and what she would say. while i haven't done much with her canon or sadie au, making this new, spooky au for her was some of the most fun i've ever had with an oc. using concepts that i've always been a fan of but never really used has been so fun and it all clicks so well with marian

sylvie green [call of duty: modern warfare 2019]

my child whom i share custody of with lori. she has been one of my favorites for almost a year now, another one that has helped me figure out some stuff about myself, and like spencer she truly did grab onto my brain and has not let go. i never thought i'd make an oc for cod, let alone like,,,22 including side characters. half the fun has been getting to bounce ideas off of lori, and sylvie is absolutely one of those ideas. most things about her-- her name, her face, her backstory, even her ship-- are all lori's amazing ideas and i am so happy to have both of them in my life.

honorable mentions: elenore parker, hanan shepard, iseul jeong, corinne sorrell

– newest oc.

spencer clarke [the quarry]

like i said! i've only had spencer for like,,,4 days i think atp. but i love her a lot. with it being summer time here, i started thinking about the quarry again and jacob those that have been here u know i see a himbo i have to make a partner for them and decided it might be fun to make an oc for a horror game for a change! and i'm really happy i did.

jackie castillo [marvel]

more of lori's influence, seeing them talk about Asra and the rest of their marvel ocs made me want to make my own. Jackie is still a bit of a wip, but i love her all the same and i really do need to do some development on her.

blake liu [marvel]

my other marvel girlie. even more of lori's influence. Riri's roommate turned fellow kidnappee turned girlfriend. Asra's adopted daughter. Blake is so many things but everything clicks so well for her. another one i need to develop more, but i am so happy to have her as well.

thalia [assassin's creed: odyssey/origins]

thalia's some kind of phoenix-rising-from-the-ashes deal, but in a like, i scrapped one oc and made her. when i was overhauling Amara, i decided her assassin's creed au didn't really work, but i wanted an oc for odyssey so bad; so enter Thalia. she's one of my more stick in the mud characters but i still love her a lot.

honorable mentions: daphne palmer, silas kane, noah callaghan, andy kwan, rhea dawn

– oldest oc. (also; the favorites pt.2)

elenore parker [far cry 5]

you all knew she'd be here. the blueprint. the very first clown. the batshit insane queen herself. the reason i made this blog. Elle has been through a lot. and i've been through a lot at the same time. she's been there for me as a creative outlet through a lot of bullshit and i am so thankful for her. making her let me deal with some of my own trauma in a way. she's one of the only ocs that i shove into different ships and aus, and every one just works so well for her. she's gotten a bit of an overhaul recently and i'm even more happy with her now.

emily parker [far cry 5]

i can't talk about Elle without Emily. Emily is also a very self inserty character but she's also someone i wish i could be somehow. I don't lean on her as much as i lean on Elle, but i enjoy messing with her every time i do. she's an older oc, but there's still things that are up in the air about her namely if i will ever commit to shipping her with Wheaty.

margo seed [far cry 5]

Margaret Elizabeth Seed, the only oc i have argued with someone about. she was the very first ship kid, such a commanding presence; ever since making her it almost felt like she made herself if that made sense? another one that things just really clicked with; she's also my first aroace oc, and that has become very important to me. she stands on her own, she's another one that i want to be like when i grow up.

daniel seed [far cry 5]

the second ship kid. Daniel almost didn't exist, but i decided Margo could benefit from a narrative foil of sorts. he was a bit of a hassle, he was my first male oc and as such i couldn't land on a face claim for the longest time which was really frustrating for me. he and Margo are both such fun characters to write for, i love how i've managed to make them so similar and so different at the same time.

warren armstrong [far cry 5]

Warren was made at the same time, or close to the same time, as Daniel. he's the first oc that I have actually come up with a family for though, and that has become somewhat of a trend because of him. Warren took a second to really figure out, but he fits in so well with the twins and their shenanigans once i did. I don't talk about him nearly as much as i should, but he is also one of my favorites.

honorable mentions: fern solace, ashlee burrell, katherine boyer, judith burch, kennedy ryder, amara owens

– meanest oc.

ines cousland [dragon age origins]

I have a lot of violent or manipulative ocs (i think, at least), but none of them are on the level that Ines is. Ines walks around with a sort of chip on her shoulder about the world she lives in. she's composed and calculating and power hungry. she makes a lot of cruel and sort of impulsive decisions as a warden, but she is always one step ahead of those that challenge her. she knows she has enemies and she will stop at nothing to ruin their lives just for the fun of it. she's also incredibly ambitious as well; she wanted to be one of, if not the most, powerful people in Thedas, and she would stop at nothing to get herself there.

rhea dawn [fullmetal alchemist: brotherhood]

Rhea is not nearly as malicious as Ines is but she has her moments. she's not technically a villain, but she's also not really going out of her way to help the heroes either. she's never really had any second thoughts about her actions, she will take her own side before anyone else's. she knows she's one of the most powerful alchemists in the world, and if that inspires some fear then so be it.

levi choi [call of duty: modern warfare 2019]

he has to be here, but he's not really that mean compared to the two above. Levi's that friend that is always brutally honest, the one that you just want to fight sometimes because of it. he's not afraid to say what he thinks, he never writes a check that his ass can't cash, and you will hear about it if you piss him or his friends off.

honorable mentions: raina hawke, scott ryder, morgan brooks, noah callaghan, althea elowen, minerva siobhan, katherine boyer, shannon turner

– softest oc.

melanie vargas [the last of us]

Mel is another oc that got somewhat of an overhaul. when hbo tlou came out, i decided i didn't like the direction i went with her, so i scrapped it and started over. she turned out a lot softer this time, being reworked to be one of the friendliest faces of Jackson now. she is a bit more of a background character now because of her role in the universe, but i think that works out better for her.

amara owens [infamous: second son]

my favorite daughter here once again. Amara is one of the softer characters in the main cast of second son but that's not to say she's a pushover either. she would do anything for her friends, she would give anything to help a stranger. she's just one of those ocs that radiates a lot of positive energy and light.

kennedy ryder [mass effect: andromeda]

another one that's soft but is not a pushover. Kennedy would do anything to help anyone in need, but she will not let her kindness be taken advantage of by anyone. she's seen a lot, she's been through a lot, but she doesn't let it get to her. she's also the resident optimist of the gang, which can be a blessing and a curse.

nettie hayes [red dead redemption 2]

nettie, however, is too soft for her own good. maybe. she's the most optimistic oc of mine, always has her rose colored glasses on. in her mind, her world is a lot more idyllic than it is. she is a bit of a pushover as well; she can recognize when she's being screwed over but she won't do anything about it. she wears her heart on her sleeve and is probably the most sensitive of my ocs

honorable mentions: veris lavellan, bea morgan, daphne palmer, taylor ross, daniel seed

– most aloof/standofish oc.

arden [potion permit]

she's quiet, she keeps to herself, she doesn't say much. Arden's not like this because of something that's happened to her, i think you could say; moreso, it's her line of work that made her like this. Arden tries to not get attached because she knows most people she deals with will only be in her life a short period of time. most people, not all of them.

honorable mentions: rhea dawn, spencer clarke, thalia, katherine boyer, ines cousland, nadine hayek

– dumbest (affectionate) oc.

veris lavellan [dragon age: inquisition]

Veris Rila, my first inquisitor, one of the dimmest lightbulbs in my chandler but she still shines. she is the very definition of 'just trying her best.' she's smart in her own way, one that does not make sense to anyone but herself. she's also impulsive, almost out of spite at this point.

honorable mentions: daniel seed, margo seed, blythe trevelyan, silas kane

– smartest oc.

gwen khoury [uncharted]

Dr. Gwendolyn Mila Khoury, Ph.D. Gwen learns shit just for the fun of it honestly, and she will spout off if given the chance. she is incredibly, and sometimes annoyingly, curious. Gwen will pick up a new language or skill just to learn something new.

hanan shepard [mass effect]

another knowledge sponge, Hanan loves to learn about anything she can get her hands on. ship engineering, biotics, alien languages-- Hanan will find something new to learn whenever she can. and she will not hesitate to info dump on the nearest person.

andy kwan [tomb raider]

Andy! another incredibly bright mind. she's working on her masters in ecosystems ecology for much of the tomb raider shenanigans, and she uses these trips for her own personal research. she's not quite on the 'learning something new just for shits and gigs,' but that does not stop her from constantly taking in some knowledge somehow

honorable mentions: amara owens, ethan moreno, taylor ross, spencer clarke, emily parker, iseul jeong, daphne palmer, nadine hayek, alicia rossi, jules rossi, blake liu, arden

– oc you'd be friends with irl.

spencer clarke [the quarry]

we're ending where we started. i put spence in this category because i really do mean it when i said she is me. her behavior and personality is so similar to my own. she's another oc that is really someone i wish i could be like.

honorable mentions: daniel seed, taylor ross, ethan moreno, veris lavellan, blythe trevelyan, amara owens, blake liu, kennedy ryder, bea morgan

[miss-ingno]

tagged by @forerussake, thank you!

Rules: Post the names of all the files in your WIP folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. Let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them, and then post a little snippet or tell them something about it! Then tag as many people as you have WIPs

It took me a bit because... my WIP list is too long RIP (assume it's Weilan-centric for Guardian unless otherwise specified)

Back In A Spell (Grimm TV)

Conviction (OT3 smut) (Grimm TV)

Daycare (Grimm TV)

Sweet Revenge (Guardian)

In Light Of Stolen Memories (Guardian)

Soulbond [redacted] (Guardian)

YOHE rescue Ye Zun (Guardian)

Meet Cute (Zhu Hong/Li Qian, Guardian)

In This As In All Things (Guardian) (currently being posted)

Shattered Sight (Vision MV fic)

Amnesia Weilan (Guardian)

Professor Zhao smut (Guardian)

Arranged Marriage Weilan (Guardian)

GYADL canon AU (Granting You A Dreamlike Life)

Claudia time travel (Assassin's Creed)

Warlord Kunlun (Guardian)

Death's Twin (Harry Potter)

Bio lecture 101 (Weilanzun, Guardian)

Lin Jing roof scene (Guardian)

AC2 x Weilan crossover cont'd

VP torture, Porsche talk (KinnPorsche the Series)

omega!Kunlun (Guardian)

kidfic snippets (Guardian)

First Kiss reprise (Guardian)

4+1 scentmarked (Guardian)

YOHE slave au (Guardian)

sense 8 au draft (Dragon Age 2)

Dead Dove Weilan (Guardian)

Ye Zun's pillar trap (Guardian)

Early Meeting AU (Guardian)

kink negotiations (Guardian)

Weilan case fic (Guardian)

Chief Zhao roleplay (Guardian)

Imperial Murder Mystery (ChuGuo + Weilan, Guardian)

Gu Xiang PoV time travel (Word of Honor)

Mystery sequel (Guardian)

Deja Vu (Castlevania)

Ye Zun pregfic (Weilanzun, Guardian)

Special Assignment (Leia & Darth Vader, Star Wars)

Poison Ivy Weilan (Guardian)

Heipaoshi Roleplay (Guardian)

ChuGuo first time (ChuGuo, Guardian)

Yashou Arrival Festival (Guardian)

Da Qing raised ZYL (Guardian)

Historical Era retcon (Guardian)

Ye Zun - Breeze (no ships, Guardian)

Double Date: cagefight (ChuGuo + Weilan, Guardian)

Juma future fic (Disney's Descendants)

Dark Canon Divergence (Guardian)

Mob Boss!Shen Wei (Guardian)

Himbo in Love (XuanLi Untamed)

@itskaysno, @ganglylimbs, @sigmundite, @sailorbryant, @fornhaus, @elenothar, @lacommunarde, @mjsakurea, @flamingwell, @bumblewyn, @eirenical, @treemaidengeek, @sorcererinthestars, @kahnah23, @ishipallthings, @bird-armadda, @lienwyn, @sasamelons, @tehfanglyfish, @the-marron, @dobranocka, @justacoyote, @yilian0203, @minnichan, @micimicelle, @theworldisabrokenbonebutitishome, @mejomonster, @sef1029

and honestly anyone else who wants to share their WIP list! I have more than enough tags left over 😂

[nemo-of-house-hamartia]

Hey Nemo! I'm glad to hear your trip went extraordinarily pleasant!

I come to you with a hypothetical situation:

If you were to take two of your favorite canon characters and throw them into the other's game, city, time, etc. Who would they be? Where would they end up? And lastly, how are they going to handle it?

(As an example: throwing Jacob into Renaissance-era Italy whereas Ezio into Victorian London)

HI TK, WELCOME WELCOME TO MY INBOX!!

you bring quite an interesting question to my inbox, to be honest! I didn't answer it immediately because I wanted to give it little more thought before writing down my response.

Since you used Jacob and Ezio as examples, I will remain within the boundaries of the Assassin's Creed world!

My response would be Alexios and Federico, spartan kicked into each other's eras, aka Misthios!Federico and Florentine!Alexios!

LIKE, IMAGINE FEDERICO WEARING ALEXIOS' GARMENTS, RUNNING AROUND GREECE (collecting all sorts of feathers from birds because YES, Petruccio still would find a way to ask for those blessed feathers lololol), SNARK FEST AND ALL, JUST GOING FOR THE FIGHT!! (and omg him competing during the Olympic games in the pankration....I CAN SEE IT SO WELL!!).

AND ON REVERSE, IMAGINE ALEXIOS HAVING TO WEAR FEDERICO'S GARMENTS (I imagine he would keep that shirt even more opened lololol).

omg, Alexios would give Vieri the ass-whooping of his life. Like, forget letting Ezio take care of Vieri, Alexios would charge head first and whoop the emotionally constipated Prince of Florence lololol

I don't know, I think they both would have a moment of disorientation, but would eventually settle down and thrive (Federico more than Alexios, tbh, if anything because Federico is much smarter than Alexios I mean Alexios is the himbo supreme for a reason, but I think the Auditores would welcome Alexios, and Ezio and Claudia would definitely have their fun being two pesky little pests with him.)

THANKS FOR THIS ASK, IT WAS ACTUALLY QUITE FUN TO THINK ABOUT! <3

--Nemo

[thewardenofwinter]

Character Inspo Tag

Tagged by the wonderful Nopal over at @writernopal! Thank you so much, here is their post with some absolutely insane character combinations lol

(also some of these are not characters but real people but I wanted to include them anyway)

Rules: List your OCs and the characters that inspired them!

Very gently Tagging: @sam-glade @elshells @zestymimblo @crowandmoonwriting @captain-kraken @indigowriting @rownanisntwriting and @eurydicefades

Give No Quarter

Circe

Circe of Aeaea (Greek Mythology)

Gamora (Guardians of The Galaxy)

Golsifteh Farahani (Actress)

Wonder Woman and Talia al Ghul (DC Comics)

Sypha Belnades (Castlevania TV show)

Yennefer (Witcher)

Aya/Amunet (Assassins Creed: Origins)

Mix together mommy issues, witchcraft, and ancient knowledge in large bowl with a gilded dagger you get Circe.

Adam Bonny

EDWARD FUCKING KENWAY (Assassins Creed: Black Flag)

Trevor Belmont (Castlevania TV show)

Charlie Hunnam (Actor)

William Thatcher (A Knight's Tale)

Jack Sparrow (Pirates of The Carribean)

Westley (Princess Bride)

Flynn Ryder (Tangled)

You let a BLONDE MAN speak to you like that??? Ceo of 'maybe if he were a little less fuckable we wouldn't be in this mess.'

Henri Bellamy

Ichabod Crane (Sleep Hollow TV Show)

Chris Cornell (Musician)

Julien du Casse (Assasins Creed: Black Flag)

Dracula (Bram Stoker's Dracula 1992)

Armand (Interview with the Vampire 1994)

The only Frenchman to ever exist, the rest are fake. Don't let anyone lie to you.

The Resurrectioners

Samara Dombroski

Isabel Dodson (Constantine 2005)

Selene (Underworld Series)

Victor (Umbrella Academy)

Sidney Prescott (Scream)

Sarah (The Craft)

Pretty much the human personification of what happens when you gain too much Insight in Bloodborne.

Nazriya Akkineni

Theodora (The Haunting)

Morana *gasp* (Castlevania TV show)

Zoya (Leigh Bardugo's Grishaverse)

Satine (Moulin Rogue)

Nancy (The Craft)

Jennifer (Jennifer's Body)

God only made her 5 feet tall because was afraid of her being too close to him.

Zekiah Rush

Chyna Parks (ANT Farm)

Janella Monae (Actress)

Belle (Beauty and The Beast)

Rachel (The Craft)

Karen (Blade)

Resident walking encyclopedia. If you give her a bookmark she might propose to you on the spot.

Dmitriy Mikhailovich

Dmitri Pisarenko (Actor)

Morpheus (Sandman TV Show)

Levi (Attack on Titan)

Viktor (Arcane TV and for his design ONLY that weird mix of a czech/russian accent fucking kills me)

Men with big noses and dark hair>>>>> Frequently pretends he doesn't speak English so people don't talk to him.

What We Undertake

Dolores Clive

Dolores O'Riordan (Singer)

Mina Harker (Bram Stoker's Dracula book)

Edith Cushing (Crimson Peak)

Lydia Deetz (Beetlejuice)

Being the village freak isn't easy but someone has to do it.

Charles Morrison

Alan McMichael (Crimson Peak)

Hercules (Hercules)

Thor (Marvel Franchise)

Milo Thatch (Atlantis)

I wouldn't call Charlie a himbo per say because he's actually quite clever, so I guess he's more of a 'golden retriever nerd with really weird interests.'

Vincent Karloff

Thomas Sharpe (Crimson Peak)

V (V for Vendetta 2005)

Jason Dean (Heathers)

Edward (Edward Scissorhands)

Victor Frankenstein (Mary Shelly's Frankenstein)

Voted most likely to disappear under mysterious circumstances in high school.

Reading some of these combinations is giving me whiplash.

— M. Warrin

[grumpymedbae]

Writing an Assassin’s Creed one-shot (modern era) and apparently part of my writing process is roasting my characters in my draft margins.

Here’s today’s summary of bullshit, which I already sent to a friend (thanks Wolfie)

- Desmond Miles is a himbo who probably wouldn’t have even survived Assassins’s Creed 1 if it weren’t for:

- A fairly obvious Templar double agent who pitied and/or wanted to sleep with him (RIP Lucy, press X to pay respects)

- Your friendly neighborhood stoner who needed someone to beta-test her stupidly advanced tech project and also to get high with, as her only other option is:

- The said stoner’s Tinder hook-up who rolled a natural 20 in “intelligence” and a 0 in “not being an asshole.” And guess who I keep finding myself writing that POV most often?

(Also, this is nothing. All of my Star Trek fanfic drafts have devolved into running commentary about the chaos of the TOS bridge crew. If there was a category on AO3 for roasting your fandoms, I would DOMINATE that.)

[iliadeleart]

I am playing a little bit of Assassin's creed odyssey and man

Alexios is a himbo and I adore him

[threadsun]

DUDE I GET IT LIKE— I have such a hard time talking to people irl and my brain messes everything up so I just end up looking weird :]

Online is pretty much the same except people can’t look at me so ig that’s a bonus or something,,, it’s also easier to just open up about stuff cuz I mean— here I can just tell you how much I like big booba men with yandere tendencies, whilst irl LMFAO NO IM NOT TELLING SOMEONE I WANNA FUCK JOHN FUCKING DOE—

It is nice when you can just tell someone openly about dark secrets idk it’s like this feeling of relief of like “holy shit I can be myself here uwu”

-jda here-

OKAY SO— I had no idea what fish image you were talking about so I looked it up and 😭😭 I MEAN THATS COOL IG— IT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD THO HELP ME-

Both games sound interesting tho !! Might look at playthroughs or something !

OoO I remember we had like a demo for Assasisisasisasins creed but my sister and I are dumb and we got stuck after three minutes of playing— tho in our defense it was our first time playing with an xbox so :( also the rest I’ve heard some stuff but actually never played any of those im sorry—

It does !! And it looks pretty cute too like a game controller or something idk I just want one ! I like simple stuff that entertain my brain so easily, like the silly thing you press with your hand and it’s like a stress ball just like— slower??? IM SORRY I SUCK AT ENGLISH, also yeah stress balls in general are cute and fun, I also like those phone cases that have sorta glue or water with glitter in, I have a friend who had one of those and one time she took her phone out in class— I have no idea what the teacher was saying nor how much time I spent playing with the case thingy but it was fun also I like pressing it so the glitter would fly around it’s cute ok

Oh I'm very open with my irl friends about things like wanting to fuck John Doe, mostly because half of them do too and the other half find it funny to hear me go on unhinged rants about wanting to chomp him!

But yeah idk I'm bad at initiating conversation but I'm always willing to give friendship a go, so if people just come into my inbox/DMs to chat, then I'm down to make friends!! I'm just bad at the small talk but lmao

Yeah, the fish route is WEIRD but the rest of the game is fun!! I just love playing viddy games a lot, but I tend to go back to old ones I enjoyed. I like Assassin's Creed Syndicate because it has a trans character and also one of the two characters you play as is canonically a bisexual himbo and I love him.

Ooh that sounds fun!! I have one of those flippy cube things that you can just keep flipping forever, it's very nice for keeping my hands occupied!!

[fk12b]

Laa shay'a waqi'un moutlaq bale kouloun moumkine. (Nothing is true; everything is permitted.) The wisdom of our Creed is revealed through these words.

Me, deciding to start writing Assassin’s Creed fanfiction

Assassin: "Where other men blindly follow the truth, remember..."

Me, an Initiate: "Nothing is true."

Assassin: "Where other men are limited by morality or law, remember..."

Me, an Initiate: "Everything is permitted."

Assassin: "We work in the dark to serve the light. We are Assassins."

[pimsri]

Kassandra and Natakas are like this in my mind;

[clayykaczmarek]

its truly a shitposting week huh

[ezioauditore-s]

Do not let a beautiful girl distract you from constructing my designs.

[ewyy]

Games played in 2021 ↳ Assassin's Creed II

[missingfrye]

So I’m playing Syndicate again (I want the 100% this time!) and I don’t have enough words to say how much I love this man, just look at him 😭 

Also, that feeling when you play/watch something again and realize a lot of things you didn’t get the first time... I’m ugly sobbing over this game once again