#assuming people ship that...

[jessaerys]

sun visits the moon at spk headquarters and gets so so so sleepy

[saccharinescorpion]

details i noticed in the Dungeon Meshi OP

-the party in the Namari shot are the same party seen during the Walking Mushroom scene

-the party in the Senshi shot are using Marcille's (morally dubious) technique for harvesting mandrakes

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

the ironic laughs never end

YOU KNOW WHAT?????? Rollo is a third year and his last name begins with F... Malleus is a third year and his last name begins with D... Because Japanese classrooms typically arrange seating in alphabetical order by last name, those two could end up in the same class, seated next to each other... (or at least very close to each other!)

AND SINCE ROLLO WOULD TAKE CLASSES AT NRC. WHAT IF HE JOINS A CLUB???? WHAT IF HE JOINS MALLEUS'S CLUB?????? 😭 WITH THE EXCUSE THAT HE HAS TO CLOSELY MONITOR MALLEUS?????? THEN THOSE TWO JUST GLARE AT EACH OTHER ALL DAY AND EVERYONE HAS TO WORRY FOR THEIR LIVES IF A BRAWL EVER BREAKS OUT

Can you tell that my excitement for the Rollo SSR keeps building with each passing day—

[bumblingbabooshka]

Voyager's obsession with every female character being a mother either literally or metaphorically is so dire like even SESKA got pregnant. Someone put a planned parenthood in the Delta Quadrant PLEASE. Someone start handing out condoms, this is an EMERGENCY.

[rystiel]

apparently people fight over ninerose and tenrose and which ship is better…? bro that’s literally the same guy. same ship. what are you talking about

[polyamorousmood]

"You can't ship these two characters because one is canonically in a relationship." Have you considered they're polyamorous?

Honestly at this point in my life, I assume every character is polyamorous, or at least in an open relationship 🤷‍♂️ 😂😂

Monog relationships are boring

[sweetberrylover]

tw blood 🩸 ( not ship art btw)

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Oh Le'garde and D'arce , my most detested 💕

[yencirilla]

i think it's so interesting how people have just decided fearne has serious feelings for certain characters just because They ship it when i have yet to see fearne give any sort of hint to that in the game?? NOW if we're talking about people fearne treats differently/cares for differently, i think we should have a discussion on how gentle fearne is with imogen temult i think we should talk about fearne screaming imogen's name, fearne tying her and laudna's ribbons around imogen's wrist, fearne being so opposed to imogen giving in to the storm because she doesn't want to lose her. I think we should Discuss That.

[moeblob]

I think Gepard would also probably like to pick him up by the scruff like a kitten (and throw him in jail) !

Thank you for the compliment @durasposts ;w; I have been enjoying doodling Sampo so I am glad he's been appreciated!

[ceaselessbasher]

I've got projects to catch up on and a half-written fic but now I'm thinking of a whole other fic

Because like yeah personally I don't ship Dream & Calliope in the Now Times (something something a relationship that was certainly meaningful at some time and now then can forgive and heal but to do that they don't need to get back together) but what I do love is a little genre called comedia de enredos so what I'm thinking is Dream and Calliope spending some time together to patch things up and allow themselves to heal, and this happens with a bit of prompting from Hob ("how to herd your feral cat towards civil relations with his exwife") BUUUUT this is in a context where Hob and Dream are still Just Friends Ignoring 600+ Years of Homoerotic Subtext

And so maybe through the power of sunshine smiles Hob convinces his feral cat and an actual Greek Muse to have lunch in the New Inn, he can be there for emotional support or whatever, and everything goes pretty smoothly, Hob ends up doing most of the talking cause this man Cannot, I repeat, Cannot Keep His Mouth Shut, but Calliope loves the stories this human tells and Dream is full on heart-eyes, tiny smiles as always

And then when Hob stands up to go to the bar and get more drinks (and inevitably gets momentarily distracted by an argument about literally anything), Calliope leans over to Dream like "You love this one!!!!" and Dream first tries denial and then the old "Endless and mortal relationships" spiel, of course neither work, Calliope insists that "You need to allow yourself to be happy again, Oneiros."

Obviously, because the narrative needs it that way, Hob returns just at the right time to hear Calliope say something like "At least consider it. I've missed seeing you smile" with her hand over Dream's and his internal monologue immediately becomes "This is what happens when you don't make a move in 600 years, the amazing and gorgeous exwife returns, it's game over for you, pal, good luck trying to compete with an actual goddess"

And so comedia de enredos ensues with Hob trying to not act distant while heartbroken and Dream deciding to follow Calliope's advice while not understanding while Hob is being Weird all of a sudden

[aha-chuu]

Sorta interesting thing I noticed while reading Kavetham / haiveh fanfiction is that the most popular fanon seems to be that Kaveh is into make-up and has a whole beauty/skincare routine, but -

If you look at their faces, Al Haitham is the one obviously wearing make up? Like he has his peachy eye shadow situation and the same liner Kaveh has. Kaveh does have more pronounced eyelashes (mascara maybe?) but Al Haitham is definitely also wearing some make up, if not more make up.

I sorta like the idea that Kaveh, distractible architect extraordinaire, has the same insomnia I do and so doesn't get out of bed until the last minute before leaving. So he actually never plans time to do complex make up, if any at all, and his hair is stuck with a million clips and no sense of cohesion. His shirt is half unbuttoned cos he literally walked out of the door still pulling it on.

In contrast, Al Haitham has his life (and morning routine) in order, so he has time for a splash of eye shadow in the morning. He's very efficient and bare-bones about it, just a couple of products to look a little more presentable, but it's there. And ofc looking good is important when you're so recognisable.

[mommyclaws]

GENUINE FOR REAL QUESTION, I'm just curious:

What is the problem with TigerScourge. They are fairly close in age.

Is the problem "Tigerpaw attacked him"?? Because I GET that not being to personal tastes, but enemies trope has always been extremely popular when it comes to shipping. I don't see anything that inherently makes it different from other "edgy villian" ships but people react as if it's really bad and I don't see why.

[blood-orange-juice]

The "I'd kill for you. please tell me to kill for you" meme is all well and good but imagine Childe's delight when this is not him but his loved one.

[horse-head-farms]

thinking about Jevin and xB and how they both bully Hypno, and, in the context of ships, interpreting it kinda as… Jevin is mean to Hypno because he has romantic feelings for him, kinda like the stereotype of “he’s bullying you because he likes you and has a crush on you” in school children. Meanwhile, xB is mean to Hypno because it’s funny, and any romantic feelings he has are purely coincidental. Is this making sense

[supercalime]

Honest question, why do yall care? I mean, if it’s real, good for them but like, this feels so gross. I’ve seen how fans treat them like characters, they deserve all the privacy they can get, relationship or not