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[theseaofstarlitdreams]

PLATONIC WHB! KINGS WITH A SIBLING READER w/ HYPERSOMNIA

I took inspo from OM Belphie for the reader, but made them not an asshole and cuddly. you/you're pronouns for reader, though reader has a dick in Leviathans. Reader is younger than the kings, a child/young teen( I have no clue how age works in Hell) probably shit grammar. Mammon's was short as balls, I'm sorry my fellow ass enjoyer.

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SATAN

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-Average older sibling experience.

-Satan nicknamed you whiskers to piss you off. That is only for your ears though. In public, he either calls you by your name, or calls you 'sleepy'. Thats it, that's the headcannon/j

-Satan loves messing with you while you sleep. stealing your pillows, taking your blankets, throwing you off of whatever surface your onn...

-Poured ice water on you once trying to piss you off. It failed. You got up, and went back to sleep on the warm part of the floor :(

-He let Sitiri give you black tea ONE TIME. Never again. You were bouncing off the walls for two hours, and then passed out for the rest of the day. Hence, you are banned from drinking black tea (He never said anything about coffee. DON'T LET HIM KNOW)

-One time, you two got into a big ass fight about something,(You were too sleepy to care or remember what it was) and so, you decide to go sleep with Sitiri. While the cuddles were very nice, Satan was much more than pissed when he found out. If looks could kill, the Milky Way wouldn't have bothered exploding, it would have just evaporated.

-You got banned from cuddling with Sitiri after that.

-After the angels started invading Gehenna, Satan wouldn't let you sleep outside. Only in your room, or his, preferably. that way he can make sure you're safe from harm And other demons trying to cuddle with you

-He's a big tease, but he doesn't let anyone else do that. Ppyong got thrown a few times because they kept waking you up, and Satan got mad because how dare someone else tease his little sibling Ppyong was being annoying.

-He loves you a shit ton, and actually hates it when you get really mad at him. Because then you ignore him and find someone else to cuddle with, and Satan HATES that. So, only teasing and friendly banter.

-I'll leave this here, but I feel like he's a big cuddler. He likes you close at night, so he knows your safe, within his arms, of course.

-He's also a fucking oven. With that much rage in that small body? That shit emanates warmth like the fucking sun, and his bath card says he can even heat bathwater with his rage. Good for cuddles, of course.

"Eh? You woke up. shocker. Go back to sleep, I'll be right here still..." `~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

BEELZEBUB

(I don't know much about him, as I just got his Bloodshed card recently. I apologize if this makes no sense!) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

-Beelzebub doesn't mind the fact you sleep pretty much all day, though he can get a bit worrying as he spends most of his time traveling -the one bad thing about it is that you fall asleep anywhere.

-One time, he found you asleep in a tree. A TREE. he was astonished, was that even comfortable???? You wanted to look at the stars, but you had fallen asleep while watching then sun go down. Once Beelzebub found that out, he just patted your head and told you to tell him next time.

-He likes to pick out your earrings. (It says in the downloading screen that The demons from the part Beelzubub rules over all have piercings, so I'm going off of that) He thinks mix-matching black and dark green studs look nice on you

-Having nearly died multiple times, Beelzebub finds himself keeping a close eye on you, just to make sure that you're safe.

-He finds comfort in being with you while you sleep. Whenever he wakes up, you always have your arms wrapped around him, and occasionally mumble out a sleepy complain about not wanting him to leave. It makes him smile, you wanting him to stay. So, of course he lies back down. A couple more minutes can't hurt.

-Similar to Satan, he's really warm. Not like an oven, though. He's more like that warm, comfortable feeling you get when you get in bed.

-Beelzebub's noticed that whenever he gets hurt, you always sleep with him for the next few days, or even weeks. It's like your way of showing worry, and he likes the cuddles.

-He dreams about sleeping in a bed next to a sunny window, while someone takes care of him. He knows it's never going to happen, but with you? He's more than willing to cuddle with you during the day, or anytime for that matter.

"Ah, Did I wake you up? No, I'm not going anywhere, so why don't we go back to sleep..."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LEVIATHAN

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-Solomon have mercy on you, you poor sleepy cat :(

-Leviathan can't find you? You must be off cuddling with someone other than him. How dare you choose some lowly, unimportant demon instead of your Overbearing and clingy Perfect Brother Leviathan >:0

-You have to be in sight pretty much all the time. You do get some self-sleepy time, but only when Leviathans really busy. And I mean REALLY busy. Hades needs to be falling apart and/or being invaded by angels for you to get that sweet, sweet self-sleepy time.

-You got mad at him, and went to sleep with someone else? Say bye-bye to your ability to leave his palace/house-thing, because that's GONE the millisecond Leviathan find out.

-The person you were sleeping with? Hung. You? With him, In his coffin, tied up so he can cuddle you to his hearts content. He doesn't care that he's being unreasonable. He loves you too much, and doesn't want another demon to take you away from him >:((

-Leviathan loves you, a bit too much. No other soul is allowed to cuddle with you, let alone breathe sleep near you, unless they wish to be hung.

-He likes it when your pillows and blankets are in his signature colors. That's all he lets you have. Black, silver, and purple. Maybe a few others, but those are the majority.

-Leviathan adores it when you take baths with him. He likes seeing you vulnerable because he knows he's the only person able to see you like that.

-He'd also make you wear a Chasity cage. He's the King of Envy, he can't just let you run amok Hades, alone unsafe! What if someone takes advantage of you being unsafe? The unsafe factor being your dick touching your underwear

. -When He gets a bit envious, for any reason regarding you, he makes you to cuddle with him, in his coffin. You're too sleepy to care, but Leviathan does. Too much

. -Watches you sleep. I'm not even joking. He'd stare at you, asleep in his bed, for about 5 minutes before going to cuddle you.

"The audacity for someone to even try to take you away from me... And now, you're here with me, cuddling with your amazing older brother. Isn't this so much better?"

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MAMMON (I gave up here, soory fellow Mammon Enjoyers) ~~~~

-You might just be luckiest demon in the world -Mammon loves you, and lets it be known. -Also a big cuddler, AND he gets you a shit ton of blankets and pillows. -After a long day of doing whatever he does, Mammon likes to lay down and cuddle with you. -When he says everything belongs to him, he means EVERYTHING. He's more than happy to get you anything you want, which is usually pillows, blankets, and quality time. -That sleepy little look you give him when he accidently woke you up while laying down with you? Melts his heart, really. -If you like stuffed animals, especially themed ones, He'll make sure you have an army of stuffed toys, just for you. -Mammon likes to hear you talk about anything, really. Your toys' names? He'll listen. That band you like? He's down for it. The entirety of the FNAF lore? Mammon's patting your head as you ramble. -He wants you to be as comfy as possible. -Mammon finds himself buying small things that remind him of you. A necklace that in your favorite color, a stuffie that fits the theme of your collection… Etc.

"Good morning. How was your rest? I'm sure it was nice, with me by your side."

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This took TOO long to write-

[astronomical-bagel]

i love writing

[mumscarian]

Please tell us about your vampire dinner wip 👀👀👀

oh my god I forgot I was talking about this it was sooo funny omg. I thought of this in like 2021 bc there were so many vampire Mumbo fics in s8 lmao

okay so essentially the idea was a comedy of Grian desperately trying to get Mumbo’s attention via exposed neck, but horribly failing every time due to mumbo’s sheer obliviousness. Grian would orchestrate whole Situations and Mumbo would just. Cruise right on by bc it was s8 and he had taken how vow of pacifism but also he’s just stupid 💞 Essentially it went like this, constantly:

Grian, in a white blouse that’s falling off his shoulder, draped against a wall: Oh No! What Hath Befallen Me! I Am Trapped Here Vulnerable And Weak Before My Best Friend Who Is A Vampire! On The Full Moon! Alone! Just The Two Of Us! What Ever Shall I Do? Mumbo (fixing blouse so it sits correctly on grians shoulder): Aw don’t worry about it mate we’ll get you home ^-^

or it would go like:

Grian, stabbing himself with a fork in front of Mumbo: Alas! My Blunder Shall Be A Fatal Mistake! I Fear The Scent Of My Blood Is Too Tantalizing And Irresistible To The Likes Of A Vampire! I Suppose I Just Have To Let Him Drink My Blood Now, As I Am Too Injured To Fight Back! Mumbo, who literally watched as Grian stabbed himself: OH MY GOSH DRINK A POTION WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO YOURSELF Grian, batting his eyelashes flirtatiously as he is actively bleeding out: urrghghg

Essentially the whole fic is unstoppable force (grians inability to to talk about things like a norma person combined with his persistence and commitment to the bit) vs immovable object (mumbo’s cartoonish obliviousness)

Eventually I’d assume they’d get their shit figured out but I never got that far LMAO. Narratively it would have to involve Grian putting on his big boy pants and talking to Mumbo about his feewwings instead of trying to manufacture a situation from a twilight fanfiction, yk? Bc Mumbo was never going to get any of the hints.

thanks for asking abt this, it was a fun trip down memory lane!!

[astronomodome]

Objective Scientific Inquiry, And Other Things That Are Not Denial

Part 1/?

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Things I know:

There are 24 hours in a day, 7 days in a week, and 52 weeks in a year. Humanity has used the patterns of the sun and moon in the sky to determine this.

Every day is followed by a night, which is followed by a day again. The lengths of the days may vary depending on the time of year, but this is always true.

Today, it is 22 December, 2021. It is winter. This means that the days are shorter and the nights are longer.

As of my writing this, the night of 22 December, 2021 has lasted for approximately 42 hours and 19 minutes. This is to be expected, since in winter, the days are shorter and the nights are longer.

I am not an astronomer. I am a scientist, though, so I know these things are true.

It is a beautiful night. The stars are twinkling in the sky, the wind is blowing gently, and the sea outside the laboratory is sloshing pleasantly against the cliffside.

Is what Zedaph would say, if any of that was actually happening.

In truth, the night is long and red and terrible. Everything is all wrong- the sea was roiling and tossing and throwing itself around angrily, the wind is whipped up into a frenzy, and the stars- oh, the stars- they are blotted out by dust and smoke and-

But everything inside the lab is safe and clean and sterile white as always. Inside, there is quiet and peace, as usual. And so, as the night goes on, Zedaph sits in his most comfortable chair and takes inventory. His experiments are important enough to catalogue, but he’s spent the whole season so far doing that, so right now, he catalogues his thoughts. And he sits. And he waits. And every so often he remembers that this chair is one of those ones where you can spin around in it, so he spins around until his brain isn’t tired anymore, and then he continues to wait.

You see, Zedaph is a scientist. And one thing Zedaph knows about scientists is that they can be very calm when an experiment is in progress. Everything is going according to plan and will be over soon, and then he will be able to step outwards and put the night in a fancy objective frame and say, here is what happened. This is why that happened and that is why this happened. And here is what we have learned.

Scientists think this way because they are smart and learn to separate themselves from the experiment so as not to add unnecessary variables. Scientists have clean workspaces and bright white labcoats and testing chambers. Scientists know what is real and what is not. Scientists sit in spinny chairs and brood to themselves. Scientists know outside influence is a risk. Scientists don’t think about the moon.

Zedaph is a scientist. And so he spins around in his chair again, and his thoughts fly out in all directions away from him, like a great big explosion. And he thinks about patterns and the sun and the stars and he does not think about the moon.

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[angstyastro]

New shakarios au fic I have been consumed in writing!

It’s a reunion/angsty story:)

AO3

[astroqueer15]

Venus in Pisces

Venus in Pisces blesses someone with a deeply sensitive, creative and romantic heart. These people often see through rose-colored glasses and dive headfirst into a fantasy as soon as their heart ignites! They tend to be especially emotional, easily getting carried away by their feelings, hopes and dreams. They crave a partner who stirs their powerful emotions but who also encourages them to be practical and grounded as well. Because of their ever-changing thoughts, though, they can just as easily dive into a union as well as swim away if they feel trapped or controlled. This placement for Venus is one of the luckiest because she is known to be “exalted” in this zodiac sign.

[iyohme]

*taps mic* While the number of eroi Yandere Gojo in this hellsite is super interesting, Yandere Gojo who actually cools off in the presence of his Darling tho. Who doesn't need to prove that Gojo Satoru is anything and just basks like a cat in the presence of his Darling, making noncommital sounds like "Uh-huh," "Yup," "Huh," while listening to them talk about this or that, and makes sure to coincidentally encounter his Darling when they're out shopping for meal ingredients--oh look, only one pack of eggs per person? Lucky~! Sato-tan is here to help you get that second pack so you don't have to run back tomorrow again!

Oh, you slipped and twisted your ankle? Aww, poor you. How about Sato-tan carry you up the stairs? Eh? Elevator? Oh, it's under maintenance for the week! How unlucky. You can pay him back in homemade bento with a bonito-flake heart! (ﾉ≧ڡ≦)

Going out during the height of the heatwave to return an almost-late library book? No biggie! Sato-tan pulls up in a wholeass Maserati Spyder that's so out of place in the neighborhood and has u wondering "How did this dumbass not get his car stolen by the local hooligans yet?" (Answer: he's in cahoots w the Yakuza, and I absolutely HC that Juju Society higher-ups have connections with criminal underground and political underbelly bc of the nature of their work)

(The gradual merging of his mundane life with yours is something you won't even notice. Sure, you might dally with some mortal flies here and there, but Satoru's fine with that.

He's a God: and Gods are nothing if not patient.)

[writerastro]

The Poison

[poeticastrophile]

Oftentimes I catch myself thinking how nice it would be to run away with you far from everyone, just us two, seeing the world. There are so many places I want to show you the mere sight of them, screams your name calling out for you.

And yet you can't go to them chains are holding you back they're holding both of us back. So here we stand fingertips almost touching the thin glass separating us a reminder of everything we can't have. No. Not yet.

Until then, we will hold on. Smiling at each other from the borders and reminding ourselves what we can have.

[astrocourier]

Love the idea of making them a horror fan it makes so much sense lol. Also love the idea of bringing more Lynne since that'd make them more heroic which this character would be more interesting as a hero anyway.

Oh wait, so to bring in the possession pic from earlier. Maybe this starts out with Lynne trying to figure what happened mentor/friend but keeps dying again. Now Bill sensing opportunity strikes up a deal with her to posses her every time she's boutta die. Because this has to do with Bill potentially getting a real form again. And Lynne doesn't know Bill 100% plans on throwing her off a building when he's done with her. But as Lynne gets more interested in Bill and sympathetic towards him, Bill actually starts to warm up and even like this fleshbag much to his shock.

And this opens up a opportunity for Bill he otherwise would've never taken. U see Bill could be in real form easily powers and all but he'd have to fuse with someone and give up half his mindscape which before was unthinkable to him. But now that he likes Lynne and the stakes are ramping up super high in whatever story this would be lol. They fuse together to make Lybil to solve the rest of the mystery. Fuck it Demon Trick AU I coined it lol

I did want to mention about the possession idea on the first ask but got too lazy other than: Lynne not being too desperate to make a deal with Bill ngl.

Like it's too good to be true. That and she has Sissel.

Hmm... that doesn't stop her from dying far from Sissel though. Or at least somewhere that takes too long or difficult to save Lynne.

Hm, what if Bill takes interests in Lynne because of Temsik and easy prey?

Sissel thinks Bill is suspicious but doesn't know why.

Oor.

[ghost trick spoilers now and also it's getting longer.]

Sissel never died around Yomiel. Just a happy little cat.

Raysile have not expected outside intervention in a form of Bill. Also suspicious but doesn't know why.

Lynne's first death is how she met Bill in this AU, getting someone get possessed is his shtick! (Well that and dealing)

And maybe just maybe. Lynne's subsequent deaths while they're partnering up is how they slowly fuse?

Time traveling back as a new person to stop the second timeline of events happening. Yeah let's drag in Raysile too there. Happi ending for all

[astrofishassist]

(This is just a little drabble I thought of. Doesn't have to be /Reader, [or even necessarily for az-] but that's how I wrote it.)

Az & Hanahaki Reader

You were quite surprised when az, the aro-ace queen you so adored- perfect in every way- pulled you into an impassioned kiss. You had just admitted to your feelings for them and your ensuing case of Hanahaki's disease when this happened.

"Wh- az!"

"Are you cured?"

And in that moment your heart broke. The fact that az would be so cruel to toy with your feelings-

"Y/N. Are you cured."

You couldn't help it, the tears rushed to your eyes.

"Az- I- that's not how it works. You have to love me back romantically for the disease to go away." You said around mouthfuls of flowers.

az's grip on your shoulders tightened. They took a calming breath. Then another.

"Whoever made this universe- they're sick."

Az looked you in the eye.

"Just because I don't love you in a romantic way does not mean I do not love you. I am not okay with you dying because of some petty curse. I will spend the rest of this life fighting this disease if I have to."

"Az, I-"

az wasn't done however.

"I am going to send a message to the universe: love is love. I don't care what I have to do to prove it."

And with this you smiled a little. This was why you loved az- That determined glint in their eye, the way they'd stand up for you regardless of their feelings towards you... You relaxed into their hold.

"Thanks az."

[astronomical-bagel]

anyways, shout-out to the fic writers who write so slowly that by the time the fic is done that whatever Event the fic was about is long gone. shout-out to the authors who's fics are now irrelevant due to progress of the source material's plot. shout-out to the guys who post a fic literal years after they started and now no one even remembers the moment the fic was about.

Post the fics anyways, fellas -- an old-fashioned cake is still a cake!!! And anyways it helps fight back against the planned obsolescence of fandoms. Revisit old content and ideas! Increase the longevity of the fandom!

[mumscarian]

I POSTED THE 100TH MUMSCARIAN WORK GUYS LMAOOO

(700 words, no warnings apply)

[astrobolical]

Okay.

As much as I love feral Satan, who lets his instincts run wild and growls, bites and everything else… his soft side is so fuckin’ cute.

The Satan that stares at you in confusion as you tend to a small cut on his hand he’d received on one of his rampages, unbothered by the mess around the two of you and concerned solely with him. How he doesn’t quite know why his chest feels so warm and tight as he looks at your gentle, concerned expression.

Satan, who doesn’t understand why he feels so weightless with you, why his heart flutters and why he wants to hold you so gently, as if cradling something precious.

Satan, whose anger fades just from your presence alone, overtaken with feelings he’s never experienced, that baffle him entirely but he can’t get enough.

Satan, who desperately throws himself into research just to understand you a little more, to put a name on how he feels about you— who’s just as afraid of his own feelings as he is elated by them.

Satan, who worries you’ll be frightened of him if his temper rises, but you never are, even when he tells you that you should be.

Satan, who lays beside you, watching your sleeping face and utterly baffled that you trust him so completely to allow him to see you in such a vulnerable state… who knows deep down he’ll protect you forever.

Satan, who fumbles each time he tries to explain any of this to you, whose face becomes adorably reddened with each failed attempt.

Satan, who realizes that you’ve accepted him entirely, his every fault, his everything, before he had even come close to accepting himself. Who loves you more than he could ever put to words, or that he could ever really comprehend.

Just him. You know? Ahh, just helping him come to terms with everything he doesn’t know, to grow and understand. Helping him, in the end, to love.

[angstyastro]

Small snippet of new Shakarios fic im workin on and I just love me thane and Kasumi friendship orz

[astroqueer15]

Venus in Aquarius

Venus in Aquarius gives someone the desire to explore the highest level of intellectual connection with others. While one may initially appear detached or aloof because of this, it is simply because they demand a truly authentic mental connection with another to open up. These individuals are not highly intimate or affectionate, but can certainly be very open-minded when it comes to sex, courtship, experimentation, and dating. Non-traditional relationships may intrigue these people, as well as pursuing new experiences and travel. Communication will always be a top priority for these people, too.