#athena rants

[athena-the-undestructible]

Time to finally explain my new OCs

Well to start, I have a duo of characters

The first is a sniper who acts stoic at a distance, doesn't interact much with others and barely thinks about the fact that she's killing other people, it's just a job to her and she will rarely question what she is doing.

Up close she gets really nervous since she's not got any people skills and doesn't want to give the wrong information to the wrong person, plus her fighting style isn't very good up close so she prefers to stay away.

The second is a Knife Wielder with both stabbing and throwing skills. She's got great people skills and can manipulate them slightly and she greatly enjoys the act of killing others.

However she's very oblivious to anything that isn't immediately around her and in general is unable to grasp the bigger picture and of course her knifes are allergic to anything long range.

These two are supposed to be foils to each other although I still gotta develop them a bit like giving them names and more reason to dislike each other.

There is also a story I'm trying to construct around these characters although that's very work in progress and I haven't even got a proper idea of what the latter half or end looks like.

The basic premise is that these two kill each other at the beginning of the story, however both of them wake up the next day as if they'd only suffered a slight injury and a job listing they've both taken without remembering.

So they'll have to work together and it's not going to make them reconcile in any way, these two will still hate each others but in some different angles maybe.

They will also work with two others during these jobs.

The first I'll mention is a woman who wields a revolver and dressed like an MiB agent. She's been doing these mysterious job listings for longer and believes in some overall grand scheme that connects all of these.

She's initially supposed to give off mysterious vibes like maybe she did used to be an agent and she knows more than she lets on although this is supposed to be torn away as the plot moves forwards.

She doesn't have any more information than the other two but unlike them who don't think much further than what's happening to them, she's trying to piece together the grand scheme that she believes she's part of .

Her intense desire to be part of something important and her idealism is also why she has the secret agent theme despite never being part of any secret services.

And then we have the other one, the transgender robot I mentioned in a previous post.

So her cover "story" is being an assassin so dedicated to her career that she invested in cybernetics to improve her skill and become more efficient.

This is a total lie and quite the opposite, she's really a combat android who's been using her earnings to gain the appearance of humanity (hense the whole transgender part since she definitely wasn't a girl before).

She's also the total opposite of agent in that she has zero stakes in these missions and her enthusiasm goes as far as her payment.

This includes her inability to die like humans do which will be relevant and means she can just fuck off at any time.

Anyway that's all of them, I still haven't come up with their names (Once I can't make puns, I start to struggle) so maybe people could suggest them but I hope you enjoy these character concepts and would like to see me develop them.

My brain is also currently falling apart so I may have got something wrong, anyway that's all for now.

[athena-the-undestructible]

No silly, you see Toriel is a woman and therefore must bow down to the sad man

Meanwhile the fandom will be allowed to character assassinate her while not critically thinking about Asgore

UT Asgore made the decision to kill kids. Then he continued to kill kids while playing up how #tortured he is while doing the same terrible things he could choose to stop at any time. DR Asgore borderline stalks his ex wife to get with her again. And is presumably trying to solve the mystery of Dess, which by his own admission is partially done to get his own life back to normal.

I like him as a character but liek all these fans just buy into his whole #sadman schtick and get mad when he's depicted as the selfish and kinda stupid person that he is.

[twst-aceofhearts]

OH MY GOSH???

SKULLY COSPLAY?!?!?!??!

[holymolyathenablog]

(TW Self Harm)

(sorry guys the parasites won @goddessofmagic19 )

[Athena is dissociating badly, not realizing she's digging her nails into her arms.]

[athena-the-undestructible]

Do not make BDSM jokes about Franziska Von Karma

BDSM whips are actually weaker than proper whips (because you're not supposed to give your partner serious injuries) and she will be insulted that you compared her whip to such weak items

You should also not let any of the cast members into a BDSM shop because one of them will pick up one of the whips and pretend to be Franziska and they will get thrown out

And then it turns out Maya bought one because of fucking course she did

[athena-the-undestructible]

I still hate how people had to turn Dark Samus (who canonically is a living suit with organs and a skeleton underneath) into a palette swap of Samus in her Zero Suit in order to find her attractive

You utter cowards can't fuck anything slightly unconventional

[athena-the-undestructible]

Really fun when someone has loads of leftist buzzwords in their blog title and will absolutely not commit to any of it by spewing the most obvious bigotry imaginable

[athena-the-undestructible]

Are you making that Het ship T4T to make them look more quirky and interesting?

Are you making them T4T because you believe in a Transmasc HC and wanna look more progressive both ways?

Do you actually care about the female character being a Trans Woman in any way?

When you draw an art piece depicting a Canon Male Character as TFem, do you actually care about the headcanon or have any interest in maintaining it beyond a one time thing?

Do you actually care about Trans Women?

If you don't care then at least admit it and stop tokenising us to pretend that you care

[athena-the-undestructible]

A good aspect of Tumblr is that I can say I can't fucking stand Christmas and I can actually hope people won't just immediately jump on me for daring to say such a thing

[twst-aceofhearts]

So uh...

Had an assignment in english and idk what happened you guys twisted wonderland kicked in and uh...

Yeah

:)

[twst-aceofhearts]

Spot the difference.

You literally can't. It's the same picture.

[athena-the-undestructible]

There's a weird phenomenon where you have TFem Headcanons that are awesome generally but when it's the respective fandom's token TFem Headcanon, shows some glaring biases

[athena-the-undestructible]

It's called found family because I found it in the fucking garbage

[athena-the-undestructible]

My older sister is watching her Harry Potter DVDs and she's talking about the upcoming TV show

If she actually watches that, do I have permission to bludgeon her?

[athena-the-undestructible]

She would not be skinny and she wouldn't even be built like a stick figure

[athena-the-undestructible]

Can YouTubers stop using "lost media" to refer to media that isn't officially sold

Shut up and start pirating media