#awh man this is too cute wow

[auggieblogs]

Love grows | Lando Norris Instagram au

Lando Norris x fem! reader

* ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which Lando and his girlfriend are disgustingly in love (and they are making it everyone's problem)

Author's note: Hello, beautiful people. Hope you all are having a good day/night!!! If you can't tell already I am hopelessly, completely and irretrievably in love with Lando and yes everyone has to hear about it (forgive me for I am insuffreable). Anyways, happy reading<3

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[writer-komaru]

Wild One’s Rodeo 𓃗

Warning✧ [explicit] Grinding, no protection, dubcon.

Characters✧ Boothill

Words✧ 1464

Summary✧ As a waitress for one of the most popular bars in penacony, you’ve met your fair share of strange characters. A smug man adorned in exotic furs who tried making a bet with the bartender, a sparkling knight who gave every lady in the bar a rose without even staying for a drink, even an enigmatic woman carrying a purple katana with eyes like a serpent who sat alone at the end of the bar. But never have you met a man like Boothill. A man of steel and whiskey, tying you in hemp like you’re nothing but a naughty cow he’s gonna tame. Give him a rodeo he won’t forget.

“Sorry for the wait, ma’am. Here’s your sundae,” you place a decked out desert in front of an impatient woman who snarls a crude thanks. You’d like to give her a good smack for making you fetch her four other deserts until she is finally satisfied but you had already been scolded two times already. You couldn’t afford to lose another job. Not in this “thriving” economy that had the lower class slaving away while the rich babbled over dozens of mugs of beer or road cars that sped down the busy streets like a comet streaking through the night sky.

You pushed away the unrealistic thoughts and got back to work. “What would ya like, sir?” “How can I help ya, ma’am?” “Would ya like a refill?” The thoughts buzzed and bounced around in your head like a hive of bees; it was beginning to drive ya mad. That was until they suddenly went dead silent.

You placed another tray of expensive alcohol (stuff you’d never dream of buying) onto the faded wooden counter when the doors of the bar flew open, almost splintering into pieces. A shot blasted out into the sky.

“YEEEEHAWW!! How’s all yall fiendin’ tonight?” He hollered out into the crowded bar catching everyone’s attention, including yours. Even though you’ve never seen this man before in your life, the guests erupted into cheers, some even standing up to greet him or share drinks. At Leary it gave you a few seconds to scope him out. He wore a tight, jet-black leather vest and pants, held up by a brown and heavy gold belt. Yet, that wasn’t the main thing that caught your eye. His vest appeared to be cut right above the nipples. But, strangely enough, he didn’t really have any. Instead, his entire upper body from the neck down to his feet and fingertips was entirely plated with titanium, or some similar shiny metal. Could he be some type of robo cowboy?

“Heyyyy little lady, whatcha doin’ on yer own?~” you gasped as he pushed you up against the counter, humming right against your ear with such a deep country accent you felt your legs tremble. He seemed to notice it too, his smirk stretching into a full on smile. “Oh my sweet darlin’, yer gonna fly away like a mayflower in May if ya keep trembling’ like that. Don’t worry babydoll, I got ya~” he chuckled with that rugged, sultry voice as he playfully stroked your hips, as if he was tinkering with some kind of machine, steadfast on fixing your loose legs. But his tinkering only wet your face ablaze.

Who even WAS this man?! You wanted to push him away and scold him but your hips were pinned so hard to the counter you could feel every inch he had. No, you can’t think such dirty thoughts about a guest, no matter how persuasive they were. And damn, was her persuasive.

“What’s with that look, darlin’? Scared I’ll bite?” Lets out a small laugh, “I might be gentle with it if ya say please, mister…~”

“P-please… mister.” you managed out breathlessly

“Awh, aren’t you a cute little lady~ why not we find out what these metal hands’a mine can do to those barrels yer hauling around, huh doll?~” his hands roamed up your body and gave your breasts a firm squeeze. That little move of his snapped you out of your lustful daze to deliver a fiery slap across his cheek.

He takes it like a champ and lets out a light whistle, “wow baby, you sting like hot iron~”

“Y-you can’t just jump on top of a stranger and have your way…” you cross your arms and turn around, peeking back at him to see his reaction. Any other waitress would have called the Bloodhounds of him. But you weren’t just any woman. You were dying for something actually interesting to your monotonous assembly-line ass job and this cowboy might be your ticket to freedom.

“Awwwhhh come on, doll face~ I ain’t mean no harm. When I saw yer curves dressed in that get up I knew I hadta show ya how to properly ride a bull~” he leans forward, taking your hand in his and kissing it with a flirtatious wink. He begins walking back to the door, your hand still in his, “if ya want some hands on learnin’, follow me, pretty thing.”

You immediately ripped off your stained waitress uniform and ran to his side, “Oh Boothill, I’ve been itching for this~”

“Have ya, now?~” he raised an eyebrow in amusement and pulled you into a nearby alleyway, “Well I know just the way to solve a pesky itch~”

“How will-“ before you could even finish your sentence he lifted both of your legs and swung them over his shoulders, your aching pussy pushed flush against his toned metallic abdomen. The hard surface sent electricity zapping through your wet folds; you were not sure if it was your desire or his robotic body sending out small shocks as if to warn you about the power it can showcase.

“Overwhelmed already?~ never been dicked down by a real man, have ya, darling?” He teases, stoking your flames.

“N-no, I have… m-many times…” you bluffed.

“You sure, babydoll? Cuz this cute little pussy down here’s singin’ a different tune and myyyy is it a sweeten’~” he bites his lip as he rubs his hips side to side, the hard as metal rod in his pants grinding against you so good you felt like cumming already and he wasn’t even inside yet.

“P-please….” You begged between gasps.

“Please what, doll?~” he smirked wickedly.

“P-please… p-ple… pl… ease….” You choked out each word, struggling to put them together.

“Two little words and I’ll stretch ya out so good your kitty’ll meow so loud they’ll call animal control,” he gave your chest another teasing squeeze.

“P-please… boothiiiiiilllll….” You cried out.

“That’s a good girl…~” his eyes narrowed with focus as he pushed aside your drenched panties and stroked your folds up and down.

“So sticky and wet… like a rich lil beehive overflowing with thick honey…” he once again rested his head on your shoulder as he aligned himself to your twitching pussy. Without so much as a warning, he rammed right inside, immediately hitting the deepest reaches of your womb, making you release an embarrassingly loud cry and a hot stream of cum all over his shiny abs. “Wowie…~ someone’s really been dying for a proper fucking, huh?” He gripped your hips tight and grunted as he attempted a deeper thrust, “I’ll milk this pretty hole for all its for.”

“Aaaaggh... nnnagggg… s-stop… n-no deep… we… aaACK!~” you choked out moan after moan, almost like you were a pent up teen again. No matter how much you begged, he only went faster and harder, with enough robotic accuracy and consistency you knew you’d be sore for days. It was like he filled each slap of skin with a silent promise to somehow, some way, get you pregnant.

He let out a particularly loud groan in your ear, “oh baby, if ya squeeze me like that… ohhhh doll…~ I just can’t take much more-a this.~ Ya ready? Ready for a real mess?”

“Y-yeah-ahh! Yeeaaaahhhh-Ahhh!” You cried out.

“Darn baby…. Oh… oh fu- f-fudge…. Hold on baby, I’m almost… oh darling, you’re perfect for me!~” with one last growl you feel a large burst of warm cum burst inside of you, dripping out onto the concrete of the secluded alleyway. But instead of giving himself even a moment’s rest, he bites his lip and shoves himself right back in, humping at you like a dog in heat.

“Shi-sugar baby, I just can’t stop breeding this pretty hole… And these massive tits here don’t make it any easier~” he gropes them a bit more before pinching your nipples with a naughty smile.

“A-aaagh!”

“Ohhh~ did someone like that~” he begins fucking you harder and licks your neck, “I didn’t know I had such a foxy lady under me~”

“P-pleasssseeeee boothill…”

“Don’t worry, sweetheart. I’ll get ya to that edge again…. And again and again and again, oh, you’ll have so much fun with me,” he laughed before delivering a cheeky bite to your neck. Your moans began to soften as your vision darkened, which he caught onto almost as fast as he’s drilling into you.

“I’ve got ya, doll… just let the darkness settle in.” He whispers with a soothing groan as he litters a series of bites along your neck and shoulder, each one fading your vision faster until it is purely black. When the morning comes, you’ll definitely get an ear full from your boss. That is…. If you choose to awake from this beautifully sexy daydream.

Hellooo everyone, I’m so terribly sorry it’s been so long. My life’s gotten a whole lot busier and I haven’t had any inspiration to write in a very very long time. BUT!! Even though this ain’t much compared to my usual stuff, I hope it’s still enjoyable to you all. I love yall so much, looking back at all the kind comments and likes warms my heart more than anything. See yall soon! (I’d be down for a part two if yall like 👀)

[urmichiee]

This love

:: Things that make them fall in love deeper (If that was even possible)

With: Suna Rintarō, Akaashi Keiji, Iwaizumi Hajime x gn!reader (separately)

! reblogs are appreciated | wc: 0.7k+

➵ Suna Rintarō

He loves the way his lovesick gaze makes you flustered. 

It’s almost sickening, the way every “imperfect” feature you have, every insecurity, everything about you seemed to be perfect in his eyes. It’s when he knows he picked the right person to love.

Every time you make eye contact, he stares shamelessly, love present in his eyes. It makes you blush. A lot. He just can’t help but fall in love every time like it was the first time he’s met you. He doesn’t believe it when you, of all people, chose him. 

Every “I love you” you’ve said was for him. Wow.

When you’re in class and just seated a few seats in front Suna, by the window, the sunlight hitting your face just right to make you the most ethereal being to him. The way he paid no mind to the teacher’s lectures and just stared at you is almost unreal to you. 

Times when you would look behind only for him to be staring at you, his head on the desk and his arms acting as his pillows, makes you go red. You don’t know why, but it just does. When he sees your reaction, he can’t help but smile so sweetly– so innocently.

It doesn’t take a genius to know that he’s fallen. Deep. 

—

“Hey, Suna?” Osamu whispers to his seatmate. “You’re staring,” he stated the obvious.

“How can’t I?” Suna utters, not bothering to look at the boy beside him. “They’re gorgeous.” 

➵ Akaashi Keiji

He loves the way you compliment him. 

“You’re so pretty, Keiji… D’you know that?” It seemed to just roll off your tongue. He gets many compliments from other people many times. But, when it’s you, he can’t help but hide his face wherever he can just so you won’t tease him about him being a blushing mess, his calm demeanor diminishes in mere seconds. 

Why’d you make him like this? An easy victim to your words. He groans, hiding his red face in the book in his hands.

“Awh, don’t hide your pretty face, Keiji,” you say, getting a grip of the book and slowly lowering to reveal a blushing Akaashi and you’re cuddled form around his torso certainly wasn’t helping.

“Heh, you’re the cutest,” another praise from you. You just don’t know when to stop, do you?

“Ahm, t-thank you?” It’s clear he doesn’t know what respond. You giggle at his response. He loved hearing you laugh, it was as if it was music to his ears. A sound he could play on loop and never get tired of. “You’re really cute too, [Name],” he quietly says, trying to compliment you back.

“Hm, what was that?” You ask him as you heard him mutter something.

“Nothing,” he almost immediately says. God, why is he so shy around you? 

“Keiji?”

“Yes?”

“I love you.”

Just what are you doing to him?

➵ Iwaizumi Hajime

He loves the way you have supported him all throughout high school.

From staying after school to watch him practice and walk with him and Oikawa home, to watching him play in games and being so proud of him for doing his best. Even when they lost, you were still there to congratulate him and comfort him when he doesn’t react quite well.

The love he has for you is unreal, he’s so happy that he gets to love someone as amazing and perfect as you. 

“Woww! That was so cool, Haji!” You tell him on his water break. You praise him on how good his hits were, how you were so awestruck by it. He couldn’t help but smile at you, you’re adorable when you’re like this.

“You were just really really amazing, Haji! I don’t think anyone can match up to you!” You continue your frenzy of flattery towards the man in front of you. He only scratched his nape.

“[Name]?” 

“Yeah?”

“Thank you, for everything,” you’re confused. Why was he thanking you?

“You know how it’s my last year here?” He says, reminding both of you of the sad truth.

“Hm, yeah? Why?” 

“You’ve been here, with me and… Crappykawa, and the whole team. I’m happy that you’re still here, so I thank you for that, [Name],” your heart melted at his words. Was this really the Iwaizumi Hajime talking to you?

“Aww! I’m glad I was able to be by your side. Yours, Oikawa’s, and your team’s,” you hug him, suddenly feeling a bit emotional. The sudden physical contact made him surprised, but nonetheless, he returned it, muttering the words “I love you” only for your ears to hear.

—

“Hey, look. They’re being lovey-dovey again,” Matsukawa tells Hanamaki as he wipes the sweat of his forehead.

“Oh, damn. We are so lonely.”

A/n: I have my favorites

© all rights reserved to @urmichiee June 2023. any reposts, acts of plagiarism, and modifying of my works are strictly prohibited.

[choccyhearts]

Cat Café // Robert Montague Renfield x Reader

Note: I have been wanting to write something for renfield since i saw it a little while ago but had no ideas until now ^_^

CW: Fluff, g/n!reader

The sun shines through the big open window at the front of a cat café. Soft meows and the jingling of bells create a cozy atmosphere in the otherwise empty space.

You sweep the floor, lost in your thoughts as the door creaks open. You hear the new customer walk over to a table and sit down. The pittering of paws going to greet them makes you smile.

You turn away and lean the broom against a wall before looking towards the customer. It's a man who's beautiful blue eyes are trained on the bright orange kitty rubbing against his outstretched hand. He smiles down at the cat, his brown hair falling in front of his face.

Your face heats as you walk over to the man. He looks up at you and your breath is taken away. For a moment, it feels like time has stopped.

"Hi!", you introduce yourself and tell the man your name. "Welcome to the Kitty Cafè, can I take your order or do you need more time?"

"Hello...", he says softly. He keeps eye contact with you as he lazily drags his fingers through the cat's fur. "Oh! Uh, yes, I will need a little more time. Honestly, I just walked in because I saw all of the cats!"

You both chuckle and you turn your attention to the orange cat.

"That's understandable, people really love the cats. That one is Cheddar, he is very attention hungry so I'm not surprised he was the first to greet you."

"So cute...do these cats all live here?"

"Yep, we keep them until they're adopted. We're partnered with a local shelter."

"Wow, that's amazing", the man sighs happily. "A cat cafè is so interesting, I'd never even thought of the idea."

He sits up and glances at the menu on the table.

"So, you're not from around here, are you?"

The man looks up at you and his smile falters for a split second.

"Oh, no...I travel a lot...erm, for work. But for now, it seems I'm going to be staying here for a while."

"Oh, well that's good. There's a lot of cool places here to see before you go."

"Any better than here?", he grins up at you.

"Mmm, probably not", you giggle.

The man looks down at the menu and your eyes drift around, attempting to not make him feel uncomfortable.

"All of this sounds really tasty...", his eyes flick back up to you. "What do you like?"

You look back at him and blush.

"Everything is really good. We just made a batch of the chocolate filled croissants so they're still warm."

"Alright then, I'll have one of those, and a vanilla latte." You nod and smile at him before going off into the back.

When you come back, he's surrounded by more of the cats. You giggle at his excited expression.

"I see you've made more friends", you stand in front of him with a tray in your hands.

"Ah, yes!", he smiles. You lightly shoo the cats off of the table and set down his order. "Thank you."

You nod and go to walk away but he clears his throat.

"Um, would you mind, sitting with me? I mean, you don't have to, you're working, I shouldn't have asked-"

"No, no, I'd love to. I mean, I don't have much else to do", you look around at the empty cafè. You sit down across from him as he takes a bite of his croissant.

"Mmm, this is the best thing I've ever eaten", he hums.

"Awh, stop."

"Really, I mean it! I've never tasted something so delicious."

You both get to talking about various topics before you know it's time for him to leave.

"Well, I guess I better be off", the man eyes a small group of people entering the cafè. You nod as you stand up.

"I really hope to see you around."

"Oh, I will definitely be back. Everything here is nice, and...you're really lovely."

You blush and dart your eyes away. He feels his face warm too and his widen slightly.

"You're lovely too", you say softly.

You both look at each other and smile before Cheddar meows and walks in between the man's legs.

"Goodbye to you too, Cheddar." He leans down and pets the cat.

"Oh, you never told me your name!"

He stops his petting and stands back up.

"Robert Montague Renfield...I usually just go by Renfield", he holds his hand out to you.

"That's a nice name", you shake his hand.

As Renfield leaves, you watch him, already excited for him to return.

I might write a part two, we'll see ^_^

[illogicallyx]

Awh not Megumi being poutty at that but like so canon though- bro (Satoru) was like who’s this new teacher telling off the kid he couldn’t

(Well ignore ignore racist suguru here😭) but like I dint think both his daughters are menaces? Just like nanako? Mimiko’s like quiet and all right? But he’ll catch up on it so quick and I bet he’d want to take advantage of it but haha imagine the shock when you don’t pass his daughters/hypothetically when they fail💀

Nanami is so so so Asian parent coded—be it a girl or boy he has. Like personally, I think he’s a girl dad BUT like he’s not at all afraid to say shit lmao

omg okay PT 2

i can imagine like satoru's confidence faltering upon seeing ur face bc god you're so fuckinh pretty and something abt ur strict teacher aura is rubbing off on him too and suddenly he's feeling nervous just like megumi who's still standing behind satoru like he's hiding behind a wall

i know this man would still put on a brave face doe just like he has done before with yaga and will smile so brightly towards u in the way he usually does to other girls when he tries to wow them and extends his hand to you for a handshake and -

wait....why isnt it working??? why do u still have that unimpressed look in ur eyes and why is ur frown getting deeper?

i can imagine the teacher - you regarding him like 🤨 and being like "is this a joke? megumi did u bring ur brother to parent teacher meeting?" and they both are like oh boy how do we explain this...

and for suguru we will pretend he does not have such racist thoughts when he's with you okay? okay.

i believe his girls are deffo menaces but like in a way that its very lowkey yk? its all suguru's fault okay? they are sooo spoiled by him like he knows they are naughty as hell like when he tells them no sugar after dinner and he hears rustling in the kitchen late at night he knows its them but he just smiles and lets them bc he actually cannot say no

nanako is the doer but i know mimiko is the planner like she may be quiet and very timid but shes the one who gives the idea and she deffo is in full agreement when her sister wants to do something they arent supposed to

they deffo are like the types to eat in class. like you'd be teaching and facing the board snd you will hear the crinkle of the wrapper of a candy bar and u just sigh but u tried so hard to tell them no but they just look up at you with their round eyes and just make you weak for them like okay u tried to be strict but they are so cute.

omg i can imagine like a single parent au where once the romance starts u and suguru both will be like down bad for each other and for the girls

as for the meeting!! he can tell u are lying but he finds it so damn endearing - bc like u fidget with ur fingers when u utter another lie about how his girls are soooo well behaved which he internally scoffs at bc the girls literally tell him abt the fights they get into regularly when they get home so like 🤭🤭 and the girls LMFAO they are having the time of their lives glancing at each other and laughing behind their hands bc their teacher has a crushhhhhhhh even they can tell bc u are currently looking at their father the same way you do when they give u their best 🥺🥺 face lol

and for kento i feel like he'd be the type to give their kid the complete freedom to do whatever they want as long as they pass okay? BUT imagine his shock when his baby girl is soooo into her studies???? like he spent his life not being interested in jujutsu or the corporate world or the real life world but his girl?????? she LOVES to study she LOVES STEM and shee deffo wants to study something like astrophysics JUST like you

whos you? he asks

her physics teacher ofc!!! i feel like before you transferred to her school as a physics teacher she hateddd physics math and all those subjects bc they were so hard for her but then u became her teacher and she lOVES IT and she was surprised and nanami was surprised bc like since when did u stop gushing abt ur literature class and started doing that for physics class?????

yeah imma stop here THSI IS TOO LONG

part 1 part 3

[fragileizywriting]

"you know plagg, i think what makes this super scary— okay, no, hold on, it's not actually that scary; i'd say that you're 'pretty scary'— why am i bothering to use quotation marks there? it's not like you can even see me—"

"—i can see you."

huh. okay. "you can?"

"well, yeah." same old plagg, even if this isn't his same old form. "that's the whole point of this. it's just that you can't see me."

yeah, no kidding! instead of a ceiling in her room, there's a giant black void, and in this void comes out fog. it's the world's most strangest augmented reality, perfectly suited for the exact space of her room— the void is flush, right up to where the ceiling meets the walls, black-ink fog slowly drifting down and meeting her peachy-pink walls like there is cotton falling from the sky. light refuses to permeate from there, black and dark and horrid, and if it weren't for her hanging plants still hanging from where she'd hooked a long rope from, she'd assumed that her roof had completely been torn off by a black hole.

"actually, what is the point of this?"

"to help you in fights."

"up there?"

"i'm containing myself in your room so that i don't scare the citizens of paris. but yes."

"huh," she says, rather simply, climbing onto her chaise and looking up, up, up. "so you're seeing a birds-eye view."

"correct, princess." his voice is the deepest thing known to mankind. it rumbles like a cinema theatre would, fitting for what must be the biggest entity in the entire universe, hiding on the other side of the portal, but she doesn't expect to hear a: "you forgot to make your bed today," out of him when she continues to pace around the room, trying to spot anything in the void. he sounds like an old man. deep chested. but also very loud.

"it's like the sims," she tells him, ignoring the quip about her bed. he can see that? but that's above her... so he's telling the truth. "or like a dollhouse."

"essentially."

"how is this supposed to help me in a fight other than scare someone shitless?" she brings a finger up to her chin. "you can see me, so you have a physical form, i'm assuming. unless you are just like, a ceiling rug."

"are you scared shitless?"

wow, it's really funny to hear that voice say a curse word. it's got her giggling. in fact, it breaks tension; she can tell, because she knows plagg really well, that he's nervous— he'd mentioned something about this numerous times throughout her life, saying things about protecting her at whatever cost, including using his form that he doesn't enjoy using— so here they are now, acclimating her to this, so that if there's ever a need for it, she won't panic. but tension still bleeds into the room, because plagg is no longer a cute little tiny kitten that fits in both of her palms, but rather something else entirely. and plagg, poor plagg, is terrified. probably because he’s scared of her reaction? that seems the most logical explanation.

"not really," she replies, rather simply. "it's you, plagg. you've seen me when i'm PMSing. that's pretty scary."

he laughs. “i guess you’re right.”

“now, explain to me what i’ll be looking at.”

“i’m not going to show you my face, or any of that stuff. let’s take this slow.”

“like a new fish acclimating to a new fish tank.”

“your metaphors need some work,” he drawls, a laugh curved into the end. “but sure. anyway, i’m a giant cat god. which is why i don’t want to alarm you with my face, or anything. or my body.”

“like the great sphinx?”

“not exactly. but i’m pretty big, just like it.”

“do you have a tail?”

“i do.”

“awh. and cat ears, too?”

“and cat eyes.”

“you sound cute. like a giant cat? why is that so scary?”

“because i am scary. when i want to, i’ve got six paws.”

six? jesus. ah. oh. hm.

“what do you need all those paws for?” she teases, even though her heart is racing and she’s doing her best not to make a face.

“to deal with you,” he replies, right back, and she imagines that he’s leaning on his folded palms with his chin, just like he always does, whenever he’s fascinated with something. “i’m gonna reach out with one of my hands. don’t freak out. i’ll go slow.”

“you got it, little chef.” then, she stops, before finding herself blurting out: “wait!”

“yeah?”

“i wanna see your left hand.”

“why?”

“i want to have at least some choice.”

he snorts. “will that actually make you feel safer? or are you just pulling my ear?”

“i don’t know. i’m just trying to make you feel better.”

“okay. left one it is, then. let me scoot a bit because i’ve been leaning this entire time on it.”

the two of them go quiet; her, waiting, anticipation stringing her up like a puppet, baited breath stuck in her throat. him, apprehensive, no doubt worried about her reaction because she knows that he has a soft spot for her, try as he might even attempt to deny it. the two of them love each other for a reason. and maybe she feels a bit of pride every time she recalls that he’s told the other kwamis that she’s the best holder he’s ever had, no questions asked.

the void starts to move. she blinks up at her ceiling golden pothos, the vining thing that shifts on her ceiling every time there’s a slight breeze from her humidifier. from the darkness, something emerges, reasonably far away from her and where she stays next to her desk, falling from the void like a puff of the fog.

it’s massive.

it’s massive.

the thing about it is that it’s not even a paw. a giant, almost-barely-translucent, fog-like hand reaches out and rests against her chaise. the arm is thicker than a tree. almost as wide as a car. it— him— he wouldn’t be able to fit through her door. he dwarfs the poor chaise like he’s playing with a miniature dollhouse. oh, oh oh oh— and the fingers— the fingers are that of a human, broad-palmed and kinda proportionately thick fingers? at the ends are claws. just like hers whenever she’s in her hexleather, plagg has talons.

“holy shit!” she eeps, jumping in surprise. giddiness bubbles out of her like carbonation, eyes wide and lips peeled in a grin. “whoa,” she exclaims. and then: “whoa. whoa, whoa whoa!”

“you’re freaking out.”

“you are so much bigger than i thought!”

“princess, you’re freaking out.”

“why do you have human hands?” she blurts out. “you’re a cat god. why human hands?”

“i’ve always had them.”

“but not in your kwami form?”

“i don’t really need fingers at that size.”

“i thought i was going to see a giant cat paw.” even though instinct is telling her to flee, flee, flee, she’s hotwired her brain to deal with whatever is giving her heart palpitations head on. the beauty of fighting akumas every week for the past ten years, of course, and yet even plagg himself seems tense— or as tense she can possibly tell based on a single left hand and strong forearm— when she walks close. “i was ready to see some cute toe beans! toe beans of a cat god! how cute would that have been? but you’re telling me you actually have a hand?”

his thumb is bigger than her. just his thumb. it’s about the same size and stature of mister bug— christ, no, she’s completely wrong, mister bug is the size of plagg’s pinky finger, claw not included— she touches him on instinct, and plagg doesn’t tell her no, so it must be safe. she knows it is. plagg loves her. plagg cares about her. he’d never hurt her. she can feel it.

she faceplants into the webbing between his thumb and forefinger before she starts screaming bloody murder.

“you’re a god,” she mumbles. his skin is cold. physically there, even though he’s slightly transparent. she can sort of see the chaise. the floor. the other side of her room from this angle. she screws her eyes shut before she panics about seeing right through his skin.

“yeah.”

“oh my god,” she wheezes. “this is… wow. plagg, you’re incredible! i always forget that you’re not actually my cat kitten thing but an actual god!”

“i can show up like this even when i’m inside the ring,” he murmurs, or at least tries to, because he’s a massive cat god hiding inside a portal that occupies the entire real estate of her ceiling. “if there’s a sentimonster giving you an actual issue, we can open this gate.”

he says nothing about how she’s purring, nuzzling into his finger, replying with a: “it’s a gate?”

“it’s a portal. gate. whatever. i’m just saying that i’m here for you, okay? always. even during a fight. hey, are you even listening?” he lifts her chin up with the very middle of his finger pad, knowing better than to use the actual talon that adorns the tip. she has the ridiculous sensation of being a polly pocket. “hey. pay attention. the ring takes me to another dimension whenever you power up— it’s a long story, it’s not necessary to explain that— but that means i’m able to come into this dimension whenever there’s a fight, too. i’m pretty fast at grabbing things. maybe i can grab a sentimonster and hold him for you, or something.”

“we’ll work something out, i’ve definitely got some ideas. hey, are you hungry? do you wanna, uh, shrink back a bit to come eat food? i don’t know if you’ll get through the trapdoor like that. i don’t think you even want to get through the trapdoor like that.”

“okay. sure.” and then, just as his hand slowly retreats, still scared to make her scared, she hears him say: “thanks for not relinquishing the ring right then and there, princess. i was… pretty nervous.”

[xiaoao]

Heya <3 the hospital au I promised, sorry it took a while. I was busy with school, just a heads up it may seem cringy, Tighnari fell inlove in first sight soo.. uh yeah ! Reader is like Lisa, they ( you ) tease Tighnari, ( but you were internally screaming because you didn't want to believe that such a cute man like him would fall on the FIRST DAY Y'ALL MET. ) Anyways, I'm a big fan of smaus tbh.. should I consider making one?

Hospital au( modern ), Doctor!Tighnari x Nurse!reader ft. Tighnari's assistant Collei, the one who introduced you to working with them <33 ( Collei and you are super close ), you met one time when she was still practicing to be Tighnari's assistant, you in the other hand graduated college already, you were still in med school, but you were nearing to graduate as well, you saw Collei had a hard time trying to figure out some things so you helped her now you're here.Hospital au( modern ), Doctor!Tighnari x Nurse!reader ft. Tighnari's assistant Collei, the one who introduced you to working with them <33 ( Collei and you are super close ), you met one time when she was still practicing to be Tighnari's assistant, you in the other hand graduated college already, you were still in med school, but you were nearing to graduate as well, you saw Collei had a hard time trying to figure out some things so you helped her now you're here.

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"Y/n! Over here!" Collei called out to you, "Collei! Hi good morning!" You happily greet her "Good morning as well! I'm so glad you got accepted!' Collei said, "Me too! Otherwise my graduation in med school would go to waste.. hopefully I'll work with you." You say, "You will! I recommended you to a specific doctor I also work with, they accepted! You're one wise person, y/n! Congratulations!" Collei said, "Huh– that quick?!" You say shocked, "Yeah! When I heard you signed up in this hospital I immediately went to Doctor to recommend you, when you helped me that day when we first met it seemed like you'd be a great nurse!" Collei says, "Awh.. that's so sweet." You say patting Collei in the head, "Anyways, we should go! Doctor has some other meetings later, you could be a good addition to helping us." Collei say, "I'm nervous.. like so nervous.." you say, "Don't be! Doctor is really nice, don't worry about it! I'm sure he'll go easy on you as well." Collei said, "Oh and here we are." Collei said as well stopping in front of an office, Collei knocked twice and you heard a voice say "Come in". "Doctor, I brought her!" Collei said excitedly, Collei motioned you to come inside, you went inside to see a beautiful male with rather long ears, you go inside shut the door and then look at a plant, wow, plants never looked so interesting. "Ah, you must be Y/n L/n?" He says, you look to him and look into his eyes to do eye contact ( and to look professional ) "Yes, that's correct." You say.

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After discussing what you three will do, of course, you listened carefully. Now, you do what Tighnari instructed you to do, Collei watched you as you carefully arrange items in place, the needles was Tighnari's part, after you were done you sat beside Collei. "You're getting along with doctor well!" Collei said, "I feel.. intimidated." You say whispering "For your awareness, I heard that, and may I ask why you're intimidated?" He said, Collei laughed at your reaction "I genuinely thought you would hear that.." you say "Uh.. I guess I'm intimidated by your.. energy..?" You say, "Ah, is that so?" Tighnari says, you chuckle nervously Tighnari turns to you and you turn to Collei as swiftly as possible, giving her a look of "Archons, please kill me now.", Collei gave a nervous grin, "Now then, may I ask how I'll adjust? Maybe to intimidate you less so that we can work together properly and maybe know each other more?" he even said, you slightly raised your brows in surprise, still facing Collei then facing Tighnari to make eye contact, he smiles a bit "Glad you're more relaxed now, as of now there will be no patient, so you both can relax." Tighnari says, as you were about to say something you got a phone call, you turn to look at Tighnari, "May I?" You ask, Tighnari nods and you went outside of the office, you answered the call and it was by your aunt

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"Hello?" You say, "Hello?!" Your aunt says panicking, "Y/n, have you seen your mother?!" your aunt say again, now that you think of it, it's been weeks since she last visited you, "..no, why do you ask?" you say quietly, but slightly panicking, "Oh no no no! She hasn't been visiting us.'' Your aunt says, you know a person who may know where your mother is, "Hey auntie? Can I give someone a call real quick?" you say "Sure, give me a call back though." She says, "Alright." You say ending the call, you then call the person who you LEAST wanted to call, "Hello? Who is this?" a male voice said, "Hey dad..?" You say, "Ah. Y/n, I wasn't expecting you to call." He says, "I wasn't expecting to call you either." You say coldly, "Where's mom?" You say, "She's right here, cooking, why?" Your father says, "Tell her to give auntie a call. Good bye now." You say, "Wai-" you ended the call, you gave your aunt a call, "Y/n?" Your aunt says, "Mom is with dad, find her there." You say, "I see.. thank you, y/n, and I apologize for putting you through there again." Your aunt apologizes, you faintly smile, "It's okay, now I need to go." You say, "Alright then, stay safe alright? Love you." Your aunt says, "Love you too." You say back, after the call, you go back inside to see the two happily talking, Collei was really excited for some reason, "Woah did I miss anything?" You say, "Ah! Y/n you're back!" Collei says slightly panicking, for some reason Tighnari hid his face, "Hello..? Why is everyone acting weird.." You say "Ah it's nothing, don't worry about it!" Collei says, "O–kayy.." you say weirdly eyeing her, "Ah, by the way a heads up someone might come here." You said, the both nodded and you sat down in front of the medicines, maybe trying to figure out what the use are some of them to write it down.

- some minutes has passed -

"Excuse me?" One of the nurses says, "Ah yes?" Tighnari said, "There's one patient that specifically needs you." The nurse said again, Tighnari's head tilted in confusion "Specifically me?" He asks, the nurse nodded "Is the patients name [aunt's name]?" You ask, "Yes, that is correct." The nurse said again, "If you find them familiar, bring them in." Tighnari said, the nurse nodded and left "What's your aunt doing here?" Collei asked curiously, "Probably here to check up on me. Nothing serious, don't worry." You say "Y/n!" You hear your aunt yell your name "Hi auntie!" You say smiling happily, "Hello to you two as well! I hope you're treating my sisters child well." Your aunt says, "Don't worry Ma'am, we are." Tighnari says smiling and standing up to shake her hand, "My name is [Aunt's name]." Your aunt introduces yourself, "Tighnari. This is my assistant Collei." Tighnari introduces Collei to your aunt, "Nice to meet you!" Collei slightly bowing. "Ah you both are so adorable! I'm just here to check up on y/n." Your aunt says, "I'm doing fine! Thank you. Have you been taking your meds though?" You ask, "Of course I am. I'm not forgetful." Your aunt say, "Anyways, please tell me when you, Collei and Tighnari are free, I'd like to treat the three of you to a meal! I won't come, though. It's like a business meeting, but have fun, okay? Don't just talk about work." Your aunt says, "Awh.. Auntie [aunt's name] it's okay!" Collei says, you slightly giggle "Auntie [aunt's name].." you mumble, "Hm?" Collei say, Tighnari heard it and for him it was quite funny, he tried holding the laugh tho. "it's alright! I insist. Anyway, I'll be going now! Please call me whenever you need help. Y/n, don't stress yourself alright? Same goes for the two of you. Good luck!" Your aunt say, you all bid farewell, "That was a cute interaction." You say "Your aunt is so nice!" Collei says, "Agreed." Tighnari says, "But I think this meal treating it only dedicated to the both of you.." Collei said, "Collei–" Tighnari said, "What do you mean by that?" You ask very confused, Tighnari chuckles nervously, "Y/n it's uh– nothing, don't worry about it!" Tighnari says trying to cover his very obvious panicking state, "Whatever it is I hope you don't think I'm the one who is intimidating now.. I can assure you that." You say, "It's nothing like that! I swear! Doctor just wants to–" Collei got cut by Tighnari covering her mouth with his hand, "Ahaha.. Y/n I think you can go for a break, okay? Take your mind of things and you can come back anytime!" Tighnari says, you already caught the hint, you decided to be the first one to make a move, at first glance you already know Tighnari fell inlove with you, yes, love at first sight. You thought it was cringy but hey it's cute, you thought. "Awh.. y'know you doing have to hide the fact you want to spend time with me, doctor. I'm merely just a nurse anyway, I have free time while you're the one busy." You say in a VERY teasing voice, Collei halts from struggling and looks up to see Tighnari's face very very bright, Collei is laughing unconditionally now, so are you. "I'm kidding! Well.. not really, seriously. If you actually fell inlove with me on sight I don't mind, I did as well so. Hit me up if you're free! If you'd consider it, we'll go on a date! My treat because I was the one who told you." You say in a normal tone. "How are you saying this with a straight face.." Tighnari says, his face was red red.. poor guy, stop teasing him will ya ? You giggle a bit and wave good bye and leave the two alone as you take your break.

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[shikai-the-storyteller]

KARMALAND....

WEDDING DAY WATCH....

Sobs

Luzu: Today's going to be an improv lore day, it'll be fun and relaxing DOUBTFUL

Oh frick I forgot Fargan was on Luzu's side. Alexby come pick up your fiance and knock some sense into him

Vegetta: They won't leave me this time. I've had dreams where this has happened before, where I've been left at the altar. But it won't happen this time; they are just dreams. It's just nerves about the wedding. :(

Vegetta: *trauma dumping about his wedding fears* Fargan, zoning out: I can't wait to marry Alexby :)

Frick. Forgot Luzu had Rubius' daughter locked  up, wtf Luzu

WHY DOES SAPO PETA'S STREAM TITLE SAY PERMADEATH??? IF HE DIES I DIE

If he has to die to bring back Titi I will NOT be happy

Like, legitimately I'll be so sad if he dies

AWH…LUZU'S GONNA GET VEGETTA A WEDDING PRESENT….I genuinely adore their friendship

OH LMAO I FORGOT LUZU CLOSED THE CHURCH TO FORCE OUT QUACKITY'S COUSINS uh oh

Vegetta and Fargan: yeah Luzu's a bit corrupt, but we love him anyways Friendship is beautiful

Vegetta: we don't need a wedding banquet, I want to spend my wedding night with Lolito 😒💀

VEGETTA AND HIS FIVE MILLION CATS….I love him

HE HAS TWO KITTENS NAMED RUBEN AND SAMUEL…..IM WEEPY…🥺💕😭

WAIT IS VEGETTA WEARING THE SAME SUIT HE WORE TO THE DISASTER K4 WEDDING??? oh no

Fargan: I made some mines for today because I think it'll end messy You did WHAT

Why is Fargan wearing That

Luzu: here, we can rehearse the wedding. I'll pretend to be Lolito Luzugetta….

Luzu: We're all proud of you Vegetta. Also a little nervous WE SURE ARE

Alexby to Luzu: I refuse to sit with you. Oh wait I’m the priest, I won't be sitting at all

PFTT he's so cute

They asked Luzu to go get Lolito LMAO please don't ask Luzu they've got old longstanding beef

Lolito: I want Rubius to take me to the altar uhhhHHHHH UH OH

Sapo Peta showed up in a nice suit that's torn up and Luzu said it ripped because of all his muscles pftt

Alexby: Oh how pretty! Does Lolito have a ring for you too? Vegetta: I — I don't know Oh No

Vegetta: This wedding gives me a bad feeling YOU AND ME BOTH KING

Rubius: Today is the day that two men will forge their destiny, but which men are we talking about? RUBIUS I SWEAR–

FIGHT FOR YOUR MAN FOR ONCE IN YOUR LIFE COMMIT TO THE MAN YOU LOVE

Rubius: Why do people keep saying I want to stop the wedding? I just want my friends to be happy If you ruin his wedding Vegetta will be the OPPOSITE of happy you moron

Lolito: Today’s my last day in Karmaland! I’m going to marry him then kill him. Just kidding. :) SHUT UP LOLITO!!!! THATS MY BIGGEST FEAR

*Luzu and Alexby fighting* Fargan: Wow this is so tense let’s kiss

Rubius wearing a purple dress wow that’s subtle

Rubius Mexico PFTT

Awh… Vegetta was getting stressed out because things weren’t symmetrical so Luzu made his henchmen fix things :’) Fwiends….

Rubius told Lolito to throw the flower bouquet to him. Lord.

LOLITO PROPOSED TO RUBIUS?? HUH

Oh it was that kind of proposal 😒

Lolito still has doubts against getting married agh

Quackity sleeping through this whole thing rn bruh

Lolito: I keep repeating "Mi niña, mi niña, mi niña” in my mind. It makes me feel such a strong strange thing Me: Huh I wonder what that’s about The fandom: *EXPLODING* Me: OH I SEE. THAT’S A MANGEL / LOLITO REFERENCE

Rubius trying to blackmail Lolito into not getting married to Vegetta AGH

Lolito: Everything is beautiful Vegetta: You're more beautiful. The flowers can't even compare to you. The best part about my eyes is you reflecting on them. THAT”S SO CUTE WTF

Awh, Vegetta looked back at Rubius when Alexby asked if anyone objected to the wedding.

HELL YEAH RUBIUS STOOD UP TO OBJECT TO THE WEDDING, WE LOVE THAT TROPE

Vegeta: Sit down, this time I'm getting married for real HOLY FRICK. POP OFF VEGETTA

NOOO HE’S SHOWING THE PICTURES

Not Sapo Peta being like “yes I was the photographer! :D”

WTHAT THE FRICK

RUBIUS ASKED FOR LOLITO’S HAND IN MARRIAGE???

RUBIUS I HOPE VEGETTA DUMPS YOU THAT”S SO MEAN AND CRUEL

Lolito: Do you know I'm a little crazy? I will need an open relationship, I need love without boundaries.

NO!!!! WHEN WILL VEGETTA CATCH A FRICKIN BREAK, LOLITO’S THE SAME AS RUBIUS

NOBODY IN THIS FRICKIN SERIES IS LOYAL

Noooooo noooo poor Vegetta oh no :((((

Vegetta: Rubius just sabotaged the wedding because he's in love with Lolito! And I didn't want the open relationship, they're valid, but not for me! I love that in the midst of heartbreak he’s still like “that’s valid” oh my gosh

Luzu is badmouthing Rubius and Rubius just said “Betrayal? You’re one to talk, didn’t you betray Quackity?” DANG

Rubius and Lolito got married 💀💀💀 Our worst fear became true

Luzu: How can you celebrating knowing what you did to Vegetta? With everything Vegetta is going through? HELL YEAH TELL EM OFF!!! YOU”RE THE ONLY VALID ONE IN THIS ROOM

Partying at Vegetta’s house is always a tradition but this is the WORST time to have it AGH

Luzu: I'll respect my friend forever, and his dignity. They stole his bride, his wedding and his house. That bear is laughing at Vegetta. But he's not gonna laugh for long. The town hall won't accept manipulation. I love Luzu so frickin much. He’s the only one who’s loyal to Vegetta, sobs

Gosh Vegetta’s house is gorgeous

Oh no Luzu noticing the Rubegetta painting in Vegetta’s house

Vegetta: Leave me alone. I want to cry NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Man Rubius is the EPITOME of “If you can’t be with me you can’t be with anyone” except he’s LITERALLY the reason they aren’t together. This is all Rubius’ fault.

WTF IS THAT POTATO

Wait the machine said Luzu was lying when Rubius asked if his name was Luzu. Does this confirm that uzuL or Evil Luzu is in charge right now?? That would actually be the best case scenario because that would explain why Luzu’s being so contradictory 

Rubius: Is there someone in Karmaland you love? Luzu: No Machine: WRONG WE WIN THESE

Rubius: Are you planning something deeper and darker than being just the mayor? Luzu: No Machine: TRUE

Rubius: Did you commit voter fraud? Luzu: No Machine: TRUE LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO SAPO PETA OUTING LUZU FOR RIGGING THE MACHINE

Fargan’s the only person there who still supports Luzu, FARGAN….HE CLOSED YOUR FIANCE’S CHURCH….

Fargan: Rubius needs to be taken down Luzu: And Vegetta should be the judge OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Gosh I love the music Luzu is playing I wish I knew what that was

Rubius: Is there someone you love? Alexby: Yes. It’s a love I carry in secret Weeps

Rubius Gaslighting so hard rn

Rubius, lying: I was wrong, you didn’t do anything bad. Luzu: If you want my trust, arrest Quackity and put him in jail. FRICK

FRICK!!! RUBIUS AGREED

Luzu: The truth, Rubius, I am a man of action and not of words YEAH. WE’RE WELL AWARE

Rubius: Congrats on the mayoral position Luzu: And congrats on your wedding I can just imagine them looking each other dead in the eye as they shake each other’s hands trying to break the other person’s fingers

Luzu: I don’t believe a word he said Frick. So Rubius is going to have to tell Quackity the plan. Or will he? Or will he not tell Quackity so it seems more believable? FRICK

Luzu: I trust no one now :( Just like the beginning of K5… “The only word you can trust is mine”

Luzu, to Sapo Peta: I didn't feel good today. I don't know if you can notice my anxiety, but I hated seeing my friend suffer at the wedding. AGH!!! THE LUZU VEGETTA FRIENDSHIP MAKES MY HEART ACHE!!!!!

Rubius said to chat he’s having a better time with his role now in Karmaland but also. King you’re breaking all of our hearts

Luzu asked Sapo Peta to be his unofficial advisor, thank goodness he’s asking the one mentally stable person in Karmaland

Sapo Peta: I’m not sure what's wrong or right anymore. Maybe you should respect your own judgment, because you're looking for the best outcome for Karmaland.

AghhhHHH

So Rubius left the server, as Lolito's new husband and said he’d get together with Alexby to plan to overthrow Luzu. And SapoPeta will act as a double agent but on Rubius's side. Bruh

Luzu: I’m afraid I won’t be able to make the right decisions in the future Bestie you haven’t made the right decisions in the PRESENT

Rubius to chat: Oh I wasn’t planning on marrying Lolito that was completely improvised WE SHOULDN”T HAVE JOKED ABOUT IT

Oh frick someone said “What if Lolito pulls a Rubius and gets a divorce so he can get all his stuff back?” and I’m like OH FRICK. KARMA

WAIT FARGAN CAUGHT THE BRIDAL BOUQUET?? I DIDNT NOTICE THAT….the only highlights from today’s tragedies was Luzu and Vegetta’s friendship and Fargexby

Sapo Peta: Luzu really seems like a good person, but power... power corrupts. Very few who are in power have had an infinite reign. Human beings are not capable of having that much power. What is good and what is evil? I love you Sapo Peta :(

Thinking about Sapo Peta’s friendship with Luzu and these tweets killed me :(

Oh frick he’s playing the background sad opening music from Beauty and the Beast that’s some of my fave music

Sapo Peta: As you can see, I am a very neutral person, I don't marry anyone. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

Sapo Peta: If Quackity commits evil, it's because Quackity has an evil side and that can be chosen. I cannot defend a person who commits terrorism, any more than I could with a person who rigs the elections. Sapo Peta really said “Neither of these guys are valid”

WELP.

THE ONLY WINNERS TODAY WERE THE FARGEXBY NATION AND THE LUZUGETTA FOLKS

[daphnebowen]

season four episode three!

TIMOTHEE HAL CHALAMET BAHAHA M

richard Bowen in a hat is actually the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

RINA CUEEEE

what is ricky wearing on his feet his shoes are… yikes 😬

Awwww!!! Emmy brought muffins for everyone! That’s so sweet!

AWWW GINA LOOKS SO CUTE

“the tension is fierce but also appropriate for all audiences” LMAO WHAT

THEIR CHEMISTRY IS OFF THE CHARTS HOLY CRAP

ricky looks so amazed and tbh so am i

they sound so goooooodddddddd together how can anyone ever compete like tbh I almost like their version better than the og Troy and Gabriella’s

the whole cast is so involved in their song and I am absolutely here for it

“No notes” PREACH CARLOS PREACH

”my boyfriend 😃🥰”

maddox’s smile is so pretty!

STOP IM CRYING IMAGINING GINA AND RICKY SAYING GOODBYE I REALLY CANT DOES SHE KNOW WHAT SHE JUST DID

Ashlyn’s laugh is so awkward omg

me only just now realizing that Jet saying he was in love with the girl playing Elsa (aka Kourtney) could be because of the RCOSL episode where Carlos tells her to pretend to be in love with her for the drama 💀 BUT OMG ITS ALSO TRUE HEHEHEHE

Seb and Carlos fighting is physically hurting me

did Carlos even pay for that coffee or did he just walk away?

”richard, sit. Faster.”

MACK IS NOT TALKING SMACK TO ALYSON FREAKING REED OHHH ITS ABOUTTA GO DOWN

”totally forgettable in every way” not with Kourtney wearing a whole candy shop or something. Seriously why does everyone look semi normal but Kourtney??? Is the the candy land Sharpay or something??

AWWW MADDOX IS SO CUTEEEE

”disasters might be” looks right at Ricky

ricky: repeats Gina’s famous lines. Also Ricky: it’s me *pulls down glasses*

okay but in all honesty why is everyone freaking out about ms darbus leaving especially if Bailey (the character that Gina is playing) is a senior like how does that make sense??? Yes it is sad but I feel like you would get over it…?? I mean obviously it parallels with Ricky and Gina but still

“making sure you don’t fall in love with your costar” “barebones production of Romeo and Juliet” OMG DARBUS REALLY DOES KNOW EVERYTHING

rickys infamous words ! “Wow.”

kourtney: Ricky!!!! Ricky: looks behind him in confusion

“keyboard smash”

”too much sunshine. I found it depressing.” “That tracks for you, actually”

Awh I think Mazzy is a little bit jealous of Mike and Jenns relationship

“like a dog?” He’s so naive what the heck

maddox and Ashlyn flirting while kourt is just standing there awkwardly is absolutely cringe worthy

“security be d*mned!”

jets been there for less than a day, didn’t even see the “can i have this dance” duet, and still somehow knows that Ricky and Gina are “not dating.” Man this boy is the biggest supporter of rina that there ever was

the way mr mazarra just reads silently except for “hmm. Hmm. Hmmm…”

she used two thesaurus’s???

I want one of those Ricky and Gina hugs like COME ON MAN WHY AM I SO SINGLEEEE

omg when Gina said she never gets things right the first time she told him that AFTER him and nini had kissed AND HE STILL REMEMBERS AKDNFJEJHAIWIXNEJSJS I CANT THE PINING IS CRAZY

”secret make out times” YESSS RICKYYYYYY

he has absolute faith in her and her in him and i freaking LOVE IT!

omg miss jennnnnn stoppppppp interferingggg it’s driving me nuts

the tension between Jenn and Benny boo is crazy

AWW KOKO IS SUCH A CUTE NICKNAME!!

yesss Kourtney go get your therapy I’m proud of youuu 😻😻

most of the parents in this show absolutely suck but kourtneys mom is lowkey the best (ninis moms are also pretty cool but Gina’s mom, Ricky’s parents, Todd, and ejs dad all suck)

dani is FLIRTING WITH RICKY BACK AWAY GIRLIE

The look of disappointment on Gina’s face when it was Mack showing up at her trailer instead of it being Ricky :((((

NONONONONO THE WRITING THE NUMBER ON THE HAND IS SO TERRIBLE but also really cute if I actually shipped them

ginas face- girl is absolutely SHOOK

[ask-the-shorty-squad]

Guess you're right.

Well, I best be going. Can't have Hiro burn my house down. Or I'll burn him down. Litterally.

*They exchange goodbyes with Hiroko then she leaves. Guess they better do the same.*

Even if the movie ending was the worst thing I ever saw, atleast I watched it with you guys!

*Awh-*

Because if you guys weren't there I'd of set off more fireworks inside! And we know how that went down last time dont we, Fuyuhiko!

*🥲 How could he forget.*

I should write my own version of that movie, and find the actor that played Anastasia so I can ruin their life. In the movie and in reality!

Wouldn't that be amazi-

"Bash!!"

Did that girl just run into a lamp post..?

*Isnt that.. Anzu?*

They added new lamp posts! And I just bashed into it! Scientists will find my DNA and make a clone of me in the future now! Wait? Is that a good or bad thing??

*Anzu then stops and leans backwards staring at the five.*

Hey! You're Hiyoko Saionji! Ranmarus' friend! Wow you look hotter than I remember! Annnnd the boss baby one is that "scary" Yakuza whos actually really soft and cute! And then the creepy guy whos name I never remembered because it was probably too hard to pronounce!

Wait! I could've sworn there was only one cute chubby chef man! Now there two? I'm scared but also very curious! Did Teru always have a twin?

Well. It's a bit complicated.

Hello! I'm Yayoi! It's nice to meet you!

[love-strawberry]

i was enchanted to meet you

summary : in which they're so in love and taylor swift likes to tease them at every chance.

pairing : ben barnes x reader

warnings : language

author's note : again, requested. but i loved writing this!! requests are open <3

tagged : @mrs-brekker15

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y/n_ excuse me sir- who gave you the right to be this hot?

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taylorswift i don't see what you see in him

-> y/n_ get glasses then sis

username lmao taylor still wanting to break y/n and ben up is so funny to me

username 🛐🛐🛐

benbarnes why thank you :) i am quite handsome even though taylor disagrees

-> y/n_ self-awareness, we love it 😌 and she's an idiot

-> taylorswift burning our siblings' pact as we speak

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username im malfunctioning

jessie_mei_li please call him, he's been sulking

freddycarter1 handsome hunk

username 🧎🏽‍♀️🧎🏽‍♀️ on my knees for this and this man only

username wow 😳

username the chokehold this man has in me is embarassing

-> y/n_ same bestie

-> username HDHDKSKSZJXJKSKSKXKKAKA

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benbarnes it's missing my wife hours :(

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username i don't know if i want to be her or be with her but either way i won't mind

username ben is so fucking lucky

taylorswift i, too, miss my sister. so maybe i won't try to break you and my y/n on this post

-> benbarnes thank you for your kind consideration

username lmfao taylor said that it was her fault that y/n and ben met and that she was obligated to break them up cause ben keeps hogging her

y/n_ i miss you more love

-> benbarnes can't wait till im home darling

username aww she's so beautiful <3

jessie_mei_li love love love love love

username i want their love

username 🛐🛐🛐 ma'am- stop being so hot pls

daniellegalligan_ my wife 💍

username y/n and taylor being obsessed with eachother is sister goals

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amitasuman_ 🤍🤍🤍🤍

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y/n_ finally back home <3 i love you

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username ben's so cute

benbarnes i love you 🖤

-> y/n_ i love you more 🤍

username hdkdoahxusjzissk i want this why can't I have this

freddycarter1 beautiful man 🤧

taylorswift and here i was thinking you'll finally post pictures of something other than your boyfriend

-> y/n_ he's beautiful to look at

-> benbarnes "someTHING?"

username lmao taylor ain't giving up

username i love ben and taylor and y/n and ben and taylor and y/n and ben and taylor and y/n

daniellegalligan_ you're so cute, not you ben, my wife

username awh 💕💕

archierenaux3 🧡 love you mate

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username they're so in love why can't I have someone like this :(

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y/n_ i love you so much, more than i can express

-> benbarnes i'm so thankful for you

username 🚘👩‍🦯

taylorswift ok, i'll admit that you're both cute together

-> benbarnes and?

-> taylorswift and i won't try to break you up

-> benbarnes thank you

username i love my parents

jessie_mei_li you're both made for eachother

kittheyounger 💚💚

username i don't know if i want ben or y/n or both

username she's so pretty i wanna cry

username mommy?

daniellegalligan_ my love

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[sailorhyunjinz]

SKZ SHORT REACTION TO YOU ALWAYS CRYING , WHINING , AND RUBBING YOUR FACE INTO THEM DURING SEX 😭🥺🥺 CUTE FDDFFGG

It just always feels so good and overwhelming to have fat cock inside of your tiny pussy 🥺

Also ilysm <33 hry ?

-🐈

KITTEN! how are youuu~? i’m doing just fine, thank you for asking ^^

also... wish i could relate but do i get dick? no, none. ASHAHSHSA

OK QUICK REACTION (aka cherry word vomits) LEGO

warnings; dom!skz x gn!reader, dacryphilia, explicit sexual scenes, slight impact play, moaning, sex (well no fucking shit), orgasm,,, uh what more,,

before starting lemme just say this; as a collective THEY LOVE IT, EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM LOVES IT but sure... some more than others 

Bangchan

nah mate you got him whipped 

W H I P P E D

just imagine holding him close and rubbing your face against his muscles while he’s just going at it OH LORD-

he already likes being in control

and when you show that you are weak in the presence of this dominant aura it just boosts that aura tenfolds.

i dont think he’d go as far as to see you cry but like tear up yk?

but BRUH HE LOSES HIS SHIT WHEN YOU’RE CLINGY

your toes curling as you try to move away from his touch, him already beginning on your fourth orgasm that night

you try to hold on to anything which is most likely his broad shoulders (oop drooling a bit)

DUDE HAS THEM GUNS TO BE ABLE TO MANHANDLE YOU WITH EASE

which he does... a lot 

but he would always ask if you felt comfortable and would remind you to use the safeword because caring dom shit 

whine his name and BYE- he cums

would ask you to say it louder

“let everyone hear how good im making my baby feel”

Minho

SKSKASK all of you guys are going to say that i’m stereotyping minho

BUT IT MUST BE SAID

he likes it to a certain extent

if you belong to the more extremely squirmy people chances are he would get kinda annoyed having to hold you down LMAO

THATS NOT TO SAY THAT HE DOESNT LOVE SEEING YOU WRECKED

nononono honey... this man is corruption kink in human form

crying >>>>> moaning

WELL THATS MY GUESS

he’d be all cocky about it

“only i can make you feel like that baby?” 

WAIT LISTEN TO THIS

he has a whole ass folder on his phone that’s just pictures of you being completely wrecked 

he uses them to jerk off 110%

it can really be any kind of pictures but his favorite is the one where you have both cum and tears running down your face

somebody take the internet away from me 

Changbin

awh binnie baby likes it v v much 

it let’s him know how much you are enjoying it which is more important then getting his own pleasure

oof service top binnie?? ok stop cherry dont LMAO

weak for your whining 100%

especially if it’s all like,, high pitched and cute I CANT-

ngl it gets him even hornier 

you’re feeding his horny monster by holding onto him, scratching his back and leaving all kinds of marks. 

just gonna say it; he likes seeing you desperate

“binnie~ i need you inside of m-me..”

say that and HE A GONER

BECAUSE HE LIKES SEEING OTHERS WANT HIM (i know all your secrets dont even try to hide it you smug hot mf)

because of his buff arms he would have no problem pinning you down if you squirmed around too much 

his sturdy arms in contrast with your quivering body OH GAWD

“you want me? beg then” 

and you can’t simply ask 

you need to whine it

IT DOESNT HAVE TO SOUND CUTE

just desperate ;)))

Hyunjin

the whole fucking rubbing your face and hair against him; in love

it doesnt even have to be against him

against the bed or against a pillow is enough to keep him going

your hair all disheveled when you look at him :((

“do i fuck you that good, baby?” he cooed at you, your head burried in a multitude of pillows. you nod, your hair in your face as your whole body jerks forward from his powerful thrust

we all know that this boy is vocal 

so you would have to be EVEN LOUDER to get him off

which you were

god you know the dance lives??

when he’s all sweaty and is heaving for air?

head empty. only that

yeah... he would like a clingy s/o

because then he can go around and be proud of himself that he made you cry in bed LMAO

he wouldnt tell it to anyone, seeing it more as a personal achievement HASHASH

a sucker of you being squirmy

gives him more reason to use force when pinning you down 

showing himself off a lil...

blushing mess if you compliment him on his muscles tho... 

Jisung

you know that video where felix bites a banana with the peel still on and jisung goes all “SPIT IT OUT YOU FUCK” 

yeah thats what happens when you start crying from how hard he’s going

he thinks he fucked up real bad

no dude you just hitting it too good (HASHASH bye im yeeting myself off a cliff)

crying in bed makes him scared but do you know what really gets him?

whining

A LOT OF IT

he loves how they go from small murmurs to full out long whines that are all uneven

some incoherent words mixed into them together with his name

he also loves how they sound mixed with his moans and growls

i feel like he’s very moved by sound

the mf that would record your moans no cap

i feel like he would be the one to rub his head against you??

yk missonary (wow cherry has nothing else to come with LMAO) he drops his head when he’s close to cumming, shaking his head slightly against your shoulder, his soft hair tickling you

he would be the one tearing up when he’s close

BECAUSE you feel too good wrapped around his aching dick :((

can we really blame him? 

Felix

OOOOH MY GOD 

OOOOOOOOOOOH MY GOD

he loves it

more than he should

all of it; the crying, the rubbing against him, the whining, the hair in your face LIkE OOF

why? because it gives him a sense of being in control 

he has you under his control which IS RARE FOR HIM

OK he subs for you a lot and then he does the same thing, probably even more than you do

yk the whole rubbing his hair against your chest as he’s whining at the top of his lungs

BUT HE REDEEMS THAT WHEN HE DOMS

which is perfect because then its a give and take situation

happy sexy times

where the both of you are enjoying it waaay to much

WAIT THIS

imagine him pounding you in missionary right.... and both of you cry!?!?!

two overwhelmed babies :(((

Seungmin

Puppyboy is all for it 

let me just say,,, he has a corruption kink SAHSSAHS 

OK I KNOW EVERYONE IS GOING TO BE LIKE

“cherry he’s so neat and tidy, how could he possibly have a corruption kink?”

THATS WHY. BECAUSE HE LOVES SEEING YOU ALL TIDY AT DAYTIME

but god forbid nighttime because then you are nothing but a drooling and crying mess, holding onto him for dear life as he mercilessly pounds into you 

i swear this dude is all about drastic changes like duality is in his DNA

and i feel like he likes people that have that same charm??!?

IMAGINE THIS RIGHT;

you’re riding him, tired and fucked out of your mind, eventually leaning down to his chest and nuzzling your face in the crook of his neck, crying from overstimulation

AND THIS MF lifts you up slightly and starts thrusting up into you 

thats it. 

i love him AHSHASH

Jeongin

it would take a while for him to get used to you crying in bed 

first time it happened he got scared, stopped and hugged you, apologizing like a thousand times

you all like “...it was just getting good?”

he doesn’t understand shit at first???

“b-but why are you crying then? tell me the truth y/n”

“but i am?” 

after you explained that it just happens to you he’d nod and continue

after a while... he starts liking it

and if you one time don’t cry he’d be confused again, this time saying;

“did you not l-like it?” 

“dork, of course i did” you say ruffling his hair and he feels relieved hearing you say that 

ah cutie :(((

ALSO the whining and the squirming; total sucker for that LMAO 

OK IMMA SLEEP NOW holy shit my back is scoliosis central rn and im so damn nervous for my exam tomorrow AAAAAAH fuck fuck fuck 

ANYHOW HOPE THIS WAS FUN READING <333

[realcube]

random kisses w/ the haikyuu!! boys hcs 💋

characters: tsukishima, akaashi, kenma, iwaizumi & noya 

thank you to anon for the amazing request :3

IWAIZUMI & KENMA’S ARE AGED UP

tw// swearing, sexual references, mentions of kinks, mentions of choking

Kei Tsukishima

tsukishima was always very hesitant to kiss and hug tbh

the only thing he did freely without overthinking was hold your hand but even then, he’d immediately pull away if he thought his palm was getting the slightest bit sweaty (from his nerves)

also, he’d get really tense when ever he saw you lean in for a kiss bc he was always afraid that he’d mess up something 

like what happens if he sneezes exactly when you’re about to connect lips?- he’d die, that’s what would happen. 

anyway, when you first began surprising him by placing kisses on either the back of his hand or the nape of his neck, he’d become a blushing , irritated mess

like, he thought it was so cute and sweet so of course he’d blush but then he’d get mad bc..you made him blush! how embarrassing for him, tsk.

but although he’d be annoyed and hiss things like ‘you’re so weird’ or ‘that’s simp behaviour’ he would never tell you to stop bc deep down he knows that he enjoys it lol

and surprisingly, he wasn’t in denial about it at first either 

like mans isn’t stupid 

obviously he liked it, why else would he blush?

since he was aware that he liked your lil’ random kisses, he began to pretend to be invested in activity bc he realised that if you thought he was preoccupied with something important/stressful, you’d be more likely to give his neck a lil’ peck

for instance, if he’s just on his phone or whatever then you text him saying that you’re coming over, he immediately rush to gather his backpack and bring out his notes so he can sit at his desk to look like he’s studying lmao 

then you walk in like ‘awh bb you’re always working so hard 🥺 kithes’

and he’s just got the most cunning smirk on his face which he’s trying his very best hide to conceal

then you gave him a kiss on the cheek and he was just like ‘gotcha bitch ( •̀ ω •́ )✧’ 

anyway, when he’s just deadass being lazy he can still tell when you’re about to kiss him bc he’s very observant etc etc

(also bc you always have a cheesy grin on your face before you kiss him lol)

so after a few years of dating, they become less of ‘random kisses’ and more like just regular kisses for tsukki but he always tries to act like it’s surprising 

whether that be jumping slightly whenever you peck the back of his neck or inhaling sharply as you pressed a sudden kiss to his forehead

it’s just bc he loves to hear your giggles at his reaction 🥺 he thinks it’s so cute

Keiji Akaashi

this all began when he was lying on the couch, reading a book while looking absolutely scrumptious so you just had to give him a lil’ peck on the forehead and he’s been addicted ever since

he especially likes it when you sneak up behind him, wrap him in a hug then plant a kiss on the nape of his neck - he thinks it’s so cute and he always cuddles your arms to his chest so you don’t let go 

OMG AND YOU DID IT AT SCHOOL ONCE AT THE END OF PRACTISE, IN FRONT OF ALL HIS TEAMMATES AND HE JUST- MALFUNTIONED FJBFVBGRAFD

deadass he just stood like a statue while you cuddled up behind him, his mouth slightly agape and his eyes wide 

bokuto thought it was adorable and was like ‘awwwhhh!! #couplegoals!! 💖💕🥰’

(yes he does say the hashtag aloud)

while the rest of the team are wondering if akaashi is okay. i mean, mans looking pretty stiff

but dw he’s not dead y’all, he’s just ascended  👼

like seriously he loves it so much 

sometimes he tries to give you random kisses by just grabbing your face while you’re doing something and lean in to place his lips upon yours but he always gets distract by how gorgeous you are, so he’ll spend a little too long admiring your face which will lead to you having to awkwardly muttering something along the lines of

‘i love you too, akaashi. but, erm, my toast is burning.’

Hajime Iwaizumi

iwaizumi already did something kinda similar to random kisses but not really yk?

like whenever he saw you really invested in an activity that you didn’t like doing (cleaning, laundry, studying, chores etc) he’d plant a firm kiss on your cheek which would end up trailing across your face, to your lips - just to boost your spirits lol :)

but they weren’t really surprising or ‘random’ bc he would always announce something to grab your attention before kissing you, like ‘babe’ or ‘wow’

also, imo ‘random kisses’ gives off a ‘sweet lil’ smooch’ sorta vibe but the kisses he gives you are far from ‘smooches’

like they are unintentionally sensual as hell 

and he doesn’t even realise how erotic they are so he just suddenly pulls away to leave you with your chores ✋😔

anyway, you first gave him a surprise kiss while he was cooking dinner and whispered something jokingly in his ear along the lines of ‘woah, husband material.’

damn, if iwa knew that all he had to do for some kithes was be a hubby then he would’ve done that sooner like geez 😳

istg after that day iwaizumi would be in full maid-mode whenever you were in the house (bc he apparently doesn’t know the difference between the duties of a maid and a ‘husband’ lol)

‘yes i do the cooking, yes i do the cleaning’ - nicki manaj, hey mama -iwazumi hajime after being told that’s he’s husband material

so know you feel obliged to give him kisses and praise him whenever you see him doing chores/cooking/gardening bc you know he’s only doing that to please you lmao

so you just give the man what he wants i mean, he’s trying so hard

and he puts in so much effort to make sure he looks hot while doing it

like if he’s cleaning the bathroom room, he’ll oil himself and get out the Mr Muscle spray to make sure that his chest is shinier than the bathroom tiles

then you’ll kiss his forehead and tell him how he’s doing a great job blah blah blah

honestly, the kisses are hardly ‘random’ anymore since iwaizumi sets up a whole scene just to get you to peck his cheek but whatever

anyway, you helped him realise that he had a domestic and servitude kink 

and for that, he’s forever grateful 🥰

Kenma Kuzome 

pov: you’re sad so you play stardew valley and your s/o notices and they pounce on you with their love and affection 🥺

and you cry bc you love them so much but you’re not good at expressing it 😔✌

- ok, end of pov -

that was kenma’s pov btw ^

but like seriously, it’s his absolute favourite when you give him kisses while he’s playing video games

and you always give exactly the right quantity - it’s like you can read his mind or something  

like, if he’s in a the climax of a round of any first-person shoot/rpg and you happen to walk by, you’ll just place a brief yet caring kiss on the side of his head then leave him alone

or if he’s on stream and you walk into the room - but don’t wanna be on camera - you’ll blow him kisses and he’ll smile like an idiot then discretely blow one back

then his chat is like ‘omg he can smile?’, ‘why is he smiling?’ ,‘is he sending air kisses? SIMP!!!’

but when he’s down, blaring lo-fi music from his cat speakers and playing animal crossing, nintendogs, stardew valley or tomodachi life (etc), you’ll shower him with all your cuddles and kisses 

ngl tho, when you scuttle up to him while he’s playing any game and press a lil’ kiss on his ear as you absently rub his shoulders, he literally melts 

he just kinda sits there and stares at the screen but not even a fraction of his mind is dedicated on the game, it’s all just ‘(y/n). i love them so much. i hope they know that. wow, i got so lucky, i hope they never leave me. (y/n), if only you could read my mind.’

and to show that he likes it, he purrs!!!

not voluntarily, it kinda just escaped his mouth the first time you were giving him a massage and since you insisted that it was the cutest thing you’ve ever heard, he continues to do it - but v quietly

but- there is one thing he likes more than random kisses 

and that is random cuddles

or random lapping-sitting yESSS

he is a simp so if you’re feeling needy or whateva and sit on his lap while he’s playing, he’ll literally just quit tbh- 

that’s one of the only times he’ll not use the excuse ‘i’ll do it when this round ends’ so use it wisely and sparingly

but that’s only if you sit facing towards him bc he realised that if you sit like that, he’ll get some cooch 

but otherwise, if you just sit on his lap for the sake of sitting on his lap, he’ll either jokingly push you off or continue playing his game by looking over your shoulder

Yū Nishinoya 

you stole it from him lol

he’s the OG random kisser  ƪ(˘⌣˘)ʃ 

let’s recall how on your first date with him, you were worrying that he might’ve stood you up as you waited on the picnic blanket for him to arrive and then he jumped out from one of the hedges and attacked you with kisses

like mans got a lot of energy so i can just imagine him attacking you with affection whenever he is bored

and he does it regardless of what you are doing at the time

studying? kiss attack.

cleaning? tickle attack.

sleeping? cuddle attack.

hotel? trivago

he goes into that shit with a strategy too like ‘if i kiss them on the neck first they’ll move their head and arm which will give me access to their chest so then i’ll plant a kiss there too and depending on whether the jerk to the left or right i can then go in for a kiss on their n--’ etc etc

so imagine how hyped he is when you sneak up behind him in the school corridor and peck his cheek

AND IT WAS IN FRONT OF HIS FRIENDS TOO, IT WAS AWESOME

he was so triumphant about it, as if he had just won some sort of award lol 

‘yes, i am the coochieman. and what about it?’

then he bought you lunch for ‘being the best s/o ever’ 🥺

but don’t think you’ll ever beat him in the random kissing game bc while he was feeding you the lunch he bought (he does that sometimes, playfully though, whenever he is feeling like a simp) he’ll lean in and steal a lil’ kiss which will lead to you choking on your rice 

‘hey babe, plz don’t choke. otherwise i’ll have to give you mouth-to-mouth, ahaha.’

meanwhile, you’re turning red

[thebeautyoffanfics]

If its alright, could I request headcanons of Aoi (female) and Tsukasa with an s/o who has absolutely horrible luck but doesn't realize it?? Like they could get struck by lightning, still be alive and go "ow, did I stub my toe?"

aoi akane x gn!reader, tsukasa yugi x gn!reader

a/n: sure thing!! Ahaonfkj y’all are honestly genius, this is me- i have suuuch bad luck- Haha, anyway, thank you so much for requesting!! <3

Reading these to check for mistakes, i realize how often i say “however” and “although”... my vocabulary is limited i’m sorry aonfonrf

warnings: none <3

word count: collectively, 851

Aoi Akane <3

I feel like Aoi has fairly good luck, so once she started to see how bad yours was, it was kind of surprising. Like, wow… (Y/N) really does have bad things happen to them a lot, huh.

However, once she mentioned it and got a “what do you mean?” in response, something else clicked. Wow… (Y/N) really does not realize they have bad things happen to them a lot.

While she does worry for you, it’s also pretty humorous at times, after she’s aware that you’re alright. Especially your responses to the situations- you were always so casually oblivious about whatever had happened, carrying on as per usual. It was cute in her opinion as well- just… funny.

“(Y/N)? Are you alright?” Aoi often found herself asking- even now, as you leaned over, your expression hidden from her. For a moment, she wondered if your bad luck had finally dawned on you, as a somewhat large tree branch sat next to you. Said tree branch had just managed to fall, hitting your shoulder and barely missing your head. She was sure you wouldn’t have been too seriously hurt, but the spot it hit was probably bound to be sore.

“I think an ant bit me!” You responded, looking up and pouting at Aoi.

All she could do was sigh and brush off your shoulder. “Ah. Then, do you need some ointment?” “Probably.”

As you applied the ointment from the nurse’s office to the small bump on your leg, Aoi found herself laughing once more. Truly, it was rare for someone with bad luck to not realize what bad luck they had. Normally, someone would be complaining about all the odds working against them, and yet, here you were- not complaining about nearly being bonked in the head with a tree branch, and instead pouting over an ant bite. It was amazing, in a way.

“Aoi? What are you laughing at?? It itches…”

“It’s not your bug bite, (Y/N). You just… amaze me sometimes.”

“Awh, thanks! You amaze me too!!”

While she wasn’t sure whether saying you amazed her in that way should be taken as a compliment or not, she’d let you have it. You deserved it, after all. Consider it a reward for dealing with all the bad luck you didn’t even realize you faced. Though all of her cooing, hugs, and affection was bound to make up for it as well- it was fine. Since, in her eyes, she felt like she was comforting you after something potentially scary. And, in your eyes, she was being a doting girlfriend <3

Tsukasa Yugi <3

I feel like Tsukasa simply… doesn’t understand bad luck. He can be seen as some kind of bad luck in and of himself, so! Where’s the harm in a little misfortune? It never killed anyone after all, right!

However, even your luck is something Tsukasa notices after a while. Sure, he heard Natsuhiko saying things like “(Y/N), you’re really an unlucky person” and “Tsukasa, stop, you’re just gonna add to (Y/N)’s bad luck” but bad luck was just in someone’s head, right?! Nothing as trivial as luck could stop Tsukasa!!

Clearly, it wasn’t going to stop you either! And that’s because you responded to all of Natsuhiko’s comments on your luck with “what do you mean? I don’t think I’m an unlucky person” and “even if I was unlucky, I would never consider Tsukasa a part of bad luck.”

Tsukasa watched as a stray bouncing ball rolled in front of you as you walked, and watched as you tripped and stumbled down the stairs. Of all the things that happened to you, Tsukasa found himself most concerned for your well-being at this one. He zipped down the stairs and instantly clinged to you, asking if you were alright.

You sighed, sitting up and placing a hand over Tsukasa’s arm. With a disappointed face, you held up a now broken pen. “I think I crushed it… man, I just bought it too...”

At that, Tsukasa was instantly less worried, and began to laugh. “(Y/N), you’re funny!” He laughed, squeezing you. “You’re cute too! Your expressions are very cute!! You’re completely oblivious too, that’s really cute!!”

“Oblivious of what?? People keep saying that, and I don’t get it?”

“Even to a supernatural, your luck is kinda,” He gave a thumbs down and stuck his tongue out a bit. To that, you sighed, standing up and tossing the pen in a trash can. “It’s not that bad though? I don’t get it?”

Then, as you were walking, you stepped on something, stumbling to the floor once more. Tsukasa simply looked at you, a curious look on his face as you rubbed your wrist which was sore from protecting your landing. You eyes landed on something, and you excitedly reached over and grabbed a bouncing ball.

“Look Tsukasa! If I’ve got such bad luck, then how could I find something like this just lying around?!”

All Tsukasa could do was laugh, hugging you tightly once more, as he continued to brag on how cute you were.

[daynada]

JJK Characters Rate Their Petnames Given By Their S/O

(And Their Favorite Petnames to Give to Their S/O)

❥ Fandom: Jujutsu Kaisen

❥ Content: Headcanons

❥ Date: May. 25. 21

❥ Word Count: 758

❥ Content Warning: Suggestive themes, Humor, Fluff, grammatical errors

❥ Characters Featured/Mentioned: Itadori Yuuji, Kugisaki Nobara, Fushiguro Megumi, Nanami Kento, Gojo Satoru

❥ Notes: Wow I have a lot of time on my hands. Should I make petname hcs pt 2 for the 2nd years?

- Daynada ❧

Itadori Yuuji

❥ Ita (6/10 - it’s cute nothing too unique)

❥ Yuuyuu (8/10 - he finds it adoring, a bit embarrassed only because you easily fluster him)

❥ Togepi (bc he looks like one) (7/10 doesn’t understand why you call him that but likes Pokémon)

❥ Baby-boy (9/10 yes he is your baby boy baby him pls)

❥ Romeo (10/10 honestly tho he likes whatever you wanna call him)

❥ Tiger (9/10 he likes it! Makes him feel like he’s baddd even tho he’s still bby)

Calls You:

❥ Mrs/Mr. Itadori (Itadori (y/n))

❥ Baby

❥ Mon Chou (which means my cabbage, apparently French people say this to each other and you have no idea why he’s calling you a cabbage - edit: there are two meanings of Mon chou: 1. term of endearment/adoration and 2. meaning “my cabbage” 🥬 !)

❥ My Lovah

❥ Dove

❥ Peach blossom

❥ My everything (cuuuteeeee)

Kugisaki Nobara

❥ Your highness/your majesty (100/10 because it’s facts)

❥ Baby-girl (8/10 depending on how you say it tooo oooh she’ll be all blushy tryna play it off)

❥ Princess (7/10 it’s not the first ones but she can make do - even though you might be saying it cos she’s a spoiled brat <3)

❥ My Flower (1000/10 she's just like aww babe 🥺)

❥ Carrot Top (-2/10)

❥ Vixen (10/10 she’s like “damn straight”)

❥ International Superstar Model Kugisaki Nobara (She will marry you/10)

Calls You:

❥ Lover Girl/Lover Boy

❥ Babe

❥ Babester

❥ Toots ;)

❥ The Baddest™

❥ My Property

❥ Baby boo

Fushiguro Megumi

❥ Umi (9/10 Umi means the ocean in Japanese, you explain his eyes are deep and blue as the ocean cutecutecute)

❥ Sweet Baby Boy (10/10 emphasis on “sweet” cos this boy blushin’)

❥ Gumi-drop/Gumi-bear/Gumi-ball (6/10 won’t admit he kinda likes it only cos you say it so sweetly and doesn’t want you to say it in front of his friends)

❥ My Sweet Prince (7/10 doesn’t think he’s prince-like but it’s flattering to think you adore him as such)

❥ Angel Face (8/10 a bit embarrassing only because he melts when you say it)

❥ Zookeeper/puppeteer (😐/10 haha you got the whole squad laughing)

Calls You:

❥ Puppy (I think we can all agree 🥺)

❥ Kitten (Suggestively oooh)

❥ My Moonlight

❥ Bunny

❥ Better/Other Half (😭)

❥ My Pretty girl/Pretty Boy

❥ Angel

Bonus:

Nanami Kento

❥ Ken (first 7/10 but now 6.5/10 bc he probably hates being called after Barbie’s boyfriend lMAOOO)

❥ Nana (8/10 lowkey because when you say it makes him feel soft awh)

❥ Darling (9/10)

❥ Kenny (6/10)

❥ Boss Man (4/10 he doesn’t know where that came from - “Dub so big I had to roll down the window to see it boss man” “Sure thing boss man” - Nanami:???)

❥ Dreamboat (8/10)

❥ Light of my Life (🫀/10)

❥ Soul mate (🫀🫀🫀/10)

Calls You:

❥ Beloved

❥ Beautiful/Handsome

❥ Princess/prince (on rare occasions 😳)

❥ All Mine

❥ Honey

❥ Dearest

❥ Sweetheart

Gojo Satoru:

❥ Stud-muffin/stud (9/10 yeah he knows)

❥ Toru (9.5/10 just feels more wholesome, yeah he likes 🙂)

❥ Sugar Daddy (10/10 honestly you stopped calling him that you know it’ll intensify his ego)

❥ Zaddy (9/10 this is the closest thing to ‘Zaddy’ with a ‘d’ instead of a ‘z’ as he really wants you to say it but you’re just like “r u h0rn¥ all the time or somethin’?" 😀 Like is this even a petname?)

❥ Papi (9.5/10 again. He really likes it. But you probably said it only a couple of times. He is desperate please. “getting kinda closer tho” “no, just no.”)

❥ Stinky (7/10 Gojo likes it as he knows you’re saying it when he annoys you)

❥ One-Third of the Three Blind Mice (0/10 he's had enough he's going to snap you’ve said it for the billionth time)

Calls you

❥ Lamb

❥ Big booty Judy/Jude (Judy/Jude won’t even be your real name but he’ll call you that because he seems to really like your ass)

❥ Babycakes

❥ Gorgeous/Hottie

❥ My boo/boo thang

❥ Pooster (wtf I just know he says this to you)

❥ Doll/doll face

❥ Smalls

❥ Snookums

❥ Sugar

❥ Queen/king

❥ This guy will literally call you anything and thinks it’s endearing. Please love him lmao.

[joontier]

Subliminal in Scrubs | V1;  report viii

pairings: dr. jeon jungkook x female reader

chapter rating: NC-17 | genre: humor, romance

warnings: someone will be leaving...temporarily....

word count: 2.3k

g/n: sorry for posting this late sdfasdfa

[taglist]: @nottodayjjk @ditttiii @zeharilisharaban @btsbunny07 @turquoiseandplaidinautumn @aamxxrii @codeinebelle​

Subliminal in Scrubs (the records) |  navi. | m.list

There’s a knock on your door, one you instantly recognize as it’s a catchy beat you exclusively share with one person alone: Ayoung. “Mind if I came over?” she asks from the other side of the door. You roll your eyes, chuckling as you walk to your doorway, “I don’t even know why you even bother asking, honestly!” 

“Unlawful entry happens when a private person enters the property of another without consent from the owner. The same shall be punished by…” 

Ayoung pauses her sentence midway as you open the door. “And does that count when said owner had long given such private person the passcode to her door, Attorney Shin Ayoung?” 

It’s Ayoung who fondly rolls her eyes this time. She raises her hands, fingers turning white as she clutches onto two bags full of food. Your face lights up at the sight.  Whoever said that the way to a man’s heart was through his stomach was severely mistaken - that, or he or she hadn’t taken a woman’s true source of wellbeing into consideration.

“What’s on our menu today?” 

“Oh you know our go-to review food. Seori halmeoni’s jjajjangmyeon house special!” Your mouth falls agape, astounded at how she even managed to get those when halmeoni’s special dish always sold out in the middle of the day. 

“Please don’t tell you lined up for hours for these...” 

“What if I told you I didn’t have to?” Ayoung winks while she takes her shoes off.  You grab the food from her hands and start setting the table. “What do you mean you didn’t have to?” She chuckles at your creased forehead, knowing you’re talking about the minimum one-hour waiting time of halmeoni’s stall - and that’s on off-peak hours.

“I think the landlady might’ve mentioned me moving to a new apartment, so when I was coming home from school today, she called me over to her stall and handed me these care packages.” 

“Awh, that’s so sweet of her!” Your chest warms at the thought and the reminder that your lovely neighbor was going to move away. Not to mention Chohee has similar plans too. 

Ayoung lets Netflix pick out a random movie, adjusting the lighting of your room enough for you to eat your dinner while watching. “Right, speaking of, won’t the hospitals be sending out acceptances for your post-graduate internship?” 

Pushing your laptop to Ayoung’s side of the table, you show her the screen of your mail - the same page you have been refreshing for hours now. “Well, let’s just hope for the best then, shall we?” 

Forty-five minutes into Miss Congeniality, a notification from your mail app lights up your phone screen. You see the header display that it’s from Woocheon, and it’s as if your heart drops to the ground, and your fingers are simply glued to the side of your phone, leaving you staring at it until the screen turns black again. 

Ayoung notices your silence and pauses the movie. “You okay?” the sweet girl places a comforting hand on your shoulder, shaking you gently to wake you from your trance. Gulping, you look at her expectantly. “It’s an email from Woocheon.” Her eyes widen along with yours. “Well, aren’t you going to open it?” 

“What if I didn’t make it?” 

“Unnie, you wouldn’t know unless you do.” 

With one eye closed, you turn to your laptop and click on the new mail. “Besides, they’d be a fool if they didn't accept the application of the same woman who topped the exam now, wouldn’t they?”

Just then, Chohee’s caller ID lights up your phone. 

“_____________!!!!!!!!!” Your best friend’s voice rings in your ears, your barely comprehensible name loud and clear with Chohee’s shrieking.

“I’m already positive you got accepted to Woocheon because I had this gut feeling and you know my gut never lied to me - plus I had it confirmed by a fortune teller…” Chohee starts, then takes a breather, “BUT guess what? I also made it to Daegu Medical Center!! GAH _________ I’m literally crying right now!!” 

“I’m so proud of you Chee, I really am,” your voice wavers, and you bite on your lip to keep yourself from pouring out all your feelings. “Don’t go me emotional right now, young woman! I’ve got makeup on, and my parents and I are going out to dinner, and I can’t ruin my cute outfit with tear-stained cheeks now, can I?” 

Typical Chohee. You smile. “Of course, Chee. I know. We’re gonna be actual doctors! You go ahead and enjoy your family time. Young-ie has come over with jjajjangmyeon.” 

“It’s jjajjang-night and none of you even bothered to send me an invite?! So much for our so-called friendship huh!” 

“Well, if you’re willing to drive three hours all the way from Daegu after you have dinner with your parents, you’re free to come. Otherwise, we’ll have to finish halmeoni’s recipe all by ourselves.” 

Chohee sighs from the other end of the line, while Ayoung watches your conversation with your best friend with the fondest of smiles. Chohee doesn’t stay long after that, declaring that she has to go. As soon as you put down your phone, Ayoung asks about your best friend, “If you don’t mind me asking, why did she choose Daegu Medical Center? I thought Woocheon was like the most sought after hospital for internships?” 

“Actually, DMC is being managed by Woocheon too. If I’m not mistaken, it’s also equally as hard to enter Woocheon. Plus her parents work there too, so DMC was the only hospital for her.” Ayoung nods her head in acknowledgment, then presses a button on the remote to continue the movie when an unknown number sends you a text.

Out of all people, you weren’t expecting Soomin to send you a text. You’d been meaning to hear from her so you excitedly send her a text back. 

Just the same as the last time you went here with Chohee, the tiny bell dings when you open the door to the cafe. Soomin instantly hears the sound and waves you over to her table. As you near, she rises from her seat with a big smile on her face. 

“________! Long time no see!” she exclaims, extending a hand outward to offer you the seat across hers. 

“Soomin! It’s been some time, hasn’t it? Would you believe it’s been months since we were reviewing our notes under strobe lights and loud music? Out of all the places to review though!” you laugh, setting your bag down. While Soomin goes through the menu, you take the opportunity to look for Jimin if he was around so you could introduce them to each other too. After all, there’s no harm casually meeting your workmates before meeting them formally as coworkers right? 

“You know, I was really looking forward to this day - especially when you had invited me to this lovely place for brunch…” A smile graces Soomin’s youthful features. “I actually know someone who world here...I’m not exactly sure if he’s working today though…” Once more, you glance over Soomin’s shoulders, hoping you’ll catch a glimpse of Jimin’s golden locks. Ah, yes. Speaking of goldilocks. 

“Wow! Just in time.... He’s actually here today! Jimin!” Your calling his name surprises him, immediately causing him to look for the source of the voice. He’s sporting a wide grin when he recognizes you from the counter, until he sees who you’re with then diverts his attention somewhere and walks away quickly. 

Absolutely taken aback by his reaction, you sit there for a moment with your mouth agape until Soomin clears her throat discreetly. “Um...o-okaayy, that was awfully strange...I’m sorry - he’s not usually like that.” You discreetly hide the disappointment in your voice, wondering if Jimin just literally pretended to not see you when you had even waved him over. 

“Oh really?” 

“Yeah...um...I’ll try to approach him later…” 

“Perhaps he’s uncomfortable meeting strangers?” 

Highly unlikely. Not when Jimin had no problem interacting with the other oath takers that he managed to get the whole group and your families away from the maze they called the convention center. Plus, he’s really good with the customers too who generously fill up the tip box after experiencing Jimin’s exemplary customer service. Jimin’s ability to handle social interactions is out of the question. 

“This Jimin guy,” Soomin starts, pointing a thumb towards the till, “how did you get to know him?” 

You pause for a moment, recalling your memories. “Honestly, I just realized it now, but I actually met him the same night I met you. He was in the same club we were dragged into, and when you convinced me to approach the cute guy at the bar, he actually saved me from a spiked drink - from the dude I was supposed to hit on. The next time I met Jimin was when Chohee and I went here for brunch too and we saw him working here, so I guess that’s how we all came to be friends…” Jimin’s cold-shoulder just moments ago appears in your thoughts. “....I guess...at least that’s what I thought.” 

You figure this apparent ‘friendship’ with Jimin wasn’t exactly as real as you thought it was.

It’s all the more surprising that Soomin seems to be the least interested in your meeting, or, that she already knew who Jimin was. She was simply nodding her head as you talked, occasionally sneaking a few glances at Jimin while he was serving orders to the other customers. 

You start patching things up, trying to put two and two together to see if it would all make sense. No way. Could it be? That these two had history? 

Just then, Soomin stands to excuse herself and heads over to the toilet. The moment she disappears from your sight, you hastily call Jimin over. “Are you okay? Was there a reason why you couldn’t come over earlier? I wanted to introduce two of my friends to each other, but one doesn’t seem to be so willing....” You cross your arms over your chest, murmuring your hurt feelings loud enough for Jimin to hear. 

“I’m sorry, ________. But your ‘friend’....she’s not really just someone uh…” 

“Was she your ex-girlfriend then?” Pursing your lips, you egg him to go on with a raise of your eyebrow. Jimin’s eyes widen and he shakes his head back and forth. “No! No...it’s not like that...she’s actually my boss.” 

His hesitant explanation doesn’t convince you one bit. Surely, there’s all the more reason for him not to blatantly ignore you when his boss was seated right in front of you the whole time, wasn’t it? 

Jimin sighs as he watches your reaction, knowing his clarification didn’t suffice. “Well she isn’t my boss, per se, but she is the daughter of the woman who owns this cafe. Wait, they own the whole building, really.” 

Oh. 

“And uh…” Jimin gulps. Hard. “....the other day…” He looks around warily. “...I might have spilled coffee all over her dress...which was white…” 

Oh. 

Shit. 

“Why didn’t you just quit? It would have been easier.” 

“I couldn’t. Not when Woocheon’s results weren’t out yet. I need my allowances too!” 

Just as if on a terrible cue, out of nowhere, Soomin appears beside Jimin. You weren’t about to abort from your original mission though. “Hah! Perfect timing! Um, Soomin, this is Jim…” Before you even finish your sentence, Jimin bows quickly, apologizes, then turns on his heel, declaring that he still had to get back to the kitchen to do stuff. 

Soomin remains silent, getting back to her seat quietly. You suddenly feel bad for her, seeing how Jimin makes every attempt to ignore her, and gets away with it every time. 

Unfortunately and unlike Chohee, you are unable to get out of an awkward situation in a snap of a finger, so you apologize in Jimin’s stead first. “I’m so sorry, uh, he can be really shy at first…” Hopefully that wasn’t a complete lie?

Much to your surprise, Soomin waves it off with a smile. “It’s no worry, really. He’s probably still bothered with him spilling coffee all over my dress but I assured him a couple of times that it wasn’t that big of a deal. And that I always have extra clothes stashed in my car.” 

Soomin shrugs as she takes a sip of her lemonade. “I told Jimin it was nothing afterwards, but he wouldn’t stop apologizing...and now he won’t look at me too.” You’re at a total loss, amazed at how she calmly and easily handled that situation like a true boss. 

“Besides, dwelling on such a small thing won’t be worth it. Not when we’ll be spending an entire year together…” 

You go over her statement again, partly confused. An entire year together? She meant the internship, probably? And above all that - she knew about Jimin too, even when the boy won’t even let himself get five meters close to Soomin?” 

“Ah yes, I’m sure Jimin has told you about Woocheon as well right?” 

Well, you were aware of that, but you weren’t so sure about how she knew about yours and Jimin’s applications. “Yeah...um, but….I’m sorry, was there a list online that mentioned all the chosen applicants for the internship program?” 

“Oh right - I sort of know some people from Woocheon who have told me about those who got accepted...It still feels like it was just yesterday when I was registering my classes for med school and now we're finally here!” 

The two of you toast the future, clinking your glasses of lemonade together. Nothing could get better than having your friends become your workmates too. Surely, it’s a sad fact that Chohee won’t be going to the same hospital as you would, but you’re beyond elated that she got into DMC where she’d always wanted to work at. 

At least you’ve got Jimin and Soomin by your side now, and hopefully, new friends you’ll meet along the way.

© joontier 2021