#awkwarrrrd!)

[gooperts-gunk]

do u think q!bbh would have a hobby of reading history books and going "hohoho if only they knew". reading about the black plague and in a stupid little villain voice he says "but it was i who brought it upon ye". do you think he reads history books when his memory fails him even though he HATES to rely on it because he reads them for amusement, he likes to point and laugh and stroke his ego like "I WAS THERE!!! my sneeze caused that tsunami......"

[olegianote]

[achyyoungbones]

If you want me to go somewhere, have a pretty girl ask if I'm busy and I'll drop everything

[avengersacademytalks]

[fiore-firelily]

hehe, awkwarrrrd... *a large anime comedy sweat drop appears beside my face* *I scream as it splashes all over leaving me totally soaked*

[ersatz-introspective]

my headcanon is at least One member in the van der linde gang isn't going by their real name

cus ykn how most joined by attempting to steal from dutch or hosea or whatever

there had to be one that didn't trust the gang At All and told them a fake name and after they realised tha gang could be trusted, they were already wayyy too far in deep to suddenly go like "oh by the way i'm actually (name) aha awkwarrrrd ,,,,"

[hrodvitnon]

Shamat Anguirus when?

Unfortunately any appearance by Anguirus in Shamhat would be a flashback chapter in Shamhat and Enkidu at the Watering Hole, because like we saw in KOTM... he ded.

...also, uh... Happy Birthday, Anguirus! Awkwarrrrd...

[verdantxcircle]

Rio tilts her head so far to the left that her inky waterfall of hair, a sea of beautiful venomous black ribbons, drips down one brown shoulder.

"Why, me, My Lady."

She grins, slow and acidic; now Agatha has miscalculated, because her ex-wife is staring at her with the full mesmeric force of her giant globular black eyes. It's as beautiful as it is creepy.

"It was me."

"YYYAAAAAAAAAS....!"

"....wow, someone just said...uh, either, 'let's touch some moss,' or 'blood loss,' and either way, I blacked out for a second."

@forgediinfire

[destinyc1020]

There was also a film announcement today that Zoe and changing will be starring in a movie with cate blanchett.

Oh wow .... working with an ex? Yikes 😬 Awkwarrrrd! 👀

Well, maybe they just decided that right now wasn't a good time to be married. Hopefully, it was an amicable split.

[ask-cinnavanillamelody]

Awkwarrrrd~ (W: Suggestive)

(Okay, as long as I stay away from him, I'll be safe from having any more weird thoughts-) ⚡

(Seems like I managed to avoid her for now, I should practice blending into shadows more-)

(F*CK-!) H-Hi Sagi-!⚡

(DAMMIT-!) Hey- L-Lightning-!

Uh, how did you sleep-? ⚡

"That's it~ Nice and easy~ You're doing g-great... y-you can be a bit rougher if you want~ ⚡"

How did you sleep.

"You're such a good girl Lightning~ I promise I'm almost done~ Just a few more bites, so people know you're mine~ Try to last a little longer okay?~"

I asked you first. ⚡

I don't want to discuss it.

Y-Yeah me neither. ⚡

(The ask box is open~)

[igotabonerwatchingthesepangkick]

Oh this is awkwarrrrd anyways uccio gives birth to diggia in one push and he flies out the uccussy and slams against a wall, breaking his collarbone

when Uccio has Diggia his whole pussy ass and clit are probably splitting apart. in my opinion

SPLITTING THE DIGGUSSY WITH HIS TONGUE

Okay so when i wrote diggia and uccio fucking it was with enea so diggia was focused on the enittys but like uccio is having Diggias face pushed into the mattress till he is blubbering.

[greenskellyblob]

She’s here for the pride month? Is she in the right place? She feels a bit lost...

[wisteriagrowover]

2 yrs ago yesterday/today @aliciareads13 & i took a 7 hr road trip after only meETING ONCE BEFORE, WEent to @wearingmybestapology‘s birthday party & explored nyc together im- I HATE IT HERE I MISS MY FRIENDS 

[themushroomprince03]

I just did that two-heart cutscene with Sebastian and when the cutscene ended he was sleeping and I kinda just left awkwardly XD

[ladybugsimblr]

the dream team

[midnight-miseryy]

WAIT HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD WAIT NO I JUST REALIZED THAT THERE IS AT LEAST ONE (1) IRL FRIEND WHO FOLLOWS MY BLOGS AND LIKE UHH UMM KNOWS MY CRUSH LIKE PERSONALLY TOO AND DEFINITELY KNOWS WHO I AM REFERRING TO WAIT WHAT DID I DOOO

anyway, if you're reading this (ik you know who you are but I'm not namedropping),,, hiiii ummmm you're not like,, gonna say anything about it are you,, like the crush thing,,,