#awkwarrrrd

[avengersacademytalks]

[gooperts-gunk]

do u think q!bbh would have a hobby of reading history books and going "hohoho if only they knew". reading about the black plague and in a stupid little villain voice he says "but it was i who brought it upon ye". do you think he reads history books when his memory fails him even though he HATES to rely on it because he reads them for amusement, he likes to point and laugh and stroke his ego like "I WAS THERE!!! my sneeze caused that tsunami......"

[olegianote]

[achyyoungbones]

If you want me to go somewhere, have a pretty girl ask if I'm busy and I'll drop everything

[fiore-firelily]

hehe, awkwarrrrd... *a large anime comedy sweat drop appears beside my face* *I scream as it splashes all over leaving me totally soaked*

[verdantxcircle]

Rio tilts her head so far to the left that her inky waterfall of hair, a sea of beautiful venomous black ribbons, drips down one brown shoulder.

"Why, me, My Lady."

She grins, slow and acidic; now Agatha has miscalculated, because her ex-wife is staring at her with the full mesmeric force of her giant globular black eyes. It's as beautiful as it is creepy.

"It was me."

"YYYAAAAAAAAAS....!"

"....wow, someone just said...uh, either, 'let's touch some moss,' or 'blood loss,' and either way, I blacked out for a second."

@forgediinfire

[ersatz-introspective]

my headcanon is at least One member in the van der linde gang isn't going by their real name

cus ykn how most joined by attempting to steal from dutch or hosea or whatever

there had to be one that didn't trust the gang At All and told them a fake name and after they realised tha gang could be trusted, they were already wayyy too far in deep to suddenly go like "oh by the way i'm actually (name) aha awkwarrrrd ,,,,"

[hrodvitnon]

Shamat Anguirus when?

Unfortunately any appearance by Anguirus in Shamhat would be a flashback chapter in Shamhat and Enkidu at the Watering Hole, because like we saw in KOTM... he ded.

...also, uh... Happy Birthday, Anguirus! Awkwarrrrd...

[destinyc1020]

There was also a film announcement today that Zoe and changing will be starring in a movie with cate blanchett.

Oh wow .... working with an ex? Yikes 😬 Awkwarrrrd! 👀

Well, maybe they just decided that right now wasn't a good time to be married. Hopefully, it was an amicable split.

[ask-cinnavanillamelody]

Awkwarrrrd~ (W: Suggestive)

(Okay, as long as I stay away from him, I'll be safe from having any more weird thoughts-) ⚡

(Seems like I managed to avoid her for now, I should practice blending into shadows more-)

(F*CK-!) H-Hi Sagi-!⚡

(DAMMIT-!) Hey- L-Lightning-!

Uh, how did you sleep-? ⚡

"That's it~ Nice and easy~ You're doing g-great... y-you can be a bit rougher if you want~ ⚡"

How did you sleep.

"You're such a good girl Lightning~ I promise I'm almost done~ Just a few more bites, so people know you're mine~ Try to last a little longer okay?~"

I asked you first. ⚡

I don't want to discuss it.

Y-Yeah me neither. ⚡

(The ask box is open~)

[igotabonerwatchingthesepangkick]

Oh this is awkwarrrrd anyways uccio gives birth to diggia in one push and he flies out the uccussy and slams against a wall, breaking his collarbone

when Uccio has Diggia his whole pussy ass and clit are probably splitting apart. in my opinion

SPLITTING THE DIGGUSSY WITH HIS TONGUE

Okay so when i wrote diggia and uccio fucking it was with enea so diggia was focused on the enittys but like uccio is having Diggias face pushed into the mattress till he is blubbering.

[greenskellyblob]

She’s here for the pride month? Is she in the right place? She feels a bit lost...

[themushroomprince03]

I just did that two-heart cutscene with Sebastian and when the cutscene ended he was sleeping and I kinda just left awkwardly XD

[midnight-miseryy]

WAIT HOLY SHIT OH MY GOD WAIT NO I JUST REALIZED THAT THERE IS AT LEAST ONE (1) IRL FRIEND WHO FOLLOWS MY BLOGS AND LIKE UHH UMM KNOWS MY CRUSH LIKE PERSONALLY TOO AND DEFINITELY KNOWS WHO I AM REFERRING TO WAIT WHAT DID I DOOO

anyway, if you're reading this (ik you know who you are but I'm not namedropping),,, hiiii ummmm you're not like,, gonna say anything about it are you,, like the crush thing,,,

[jakecotw]

To keep on theme with the food posts this week, this post of from the #powerful @thedolcediet. I was having a conversation with a client about how awkward it would be to have to confront someone, then burn their house to the ground, for poisoning my (imaginary) child with candy or soda. #awkwarrrrd 😅probably a good thing that I’m not a parent, right? Haha ⚔️🔥🏡🔥 but seriously, infants don’t need processed sugars, candy, soda or any other garbage. Building a healthy gut biome is hard enough as an adult!! If people treated “treats” like the potentially harmful things that they are, imagine the lack of lil fatties running around waiting for disease and injury to slow them further!! I’m all about accepting the body you have, but I will refuse to normalize or glamorize unhealthy choices ESPECIALLY when pushed onto children. You can be accepting of yourself as you are, right this second, and still have an intense desire to grow. ****disclaimer**** I love beer, I’m one red crop top away from being Pooh Bear because I love honey so much, I’m prone to eating “unclean” on occasion, but it’s my choice and I FULLY accept responsibility if I feel shitty afterwards. Children do not have that choice. Choose for yourself, choose for them, fucking choose wisely. #rantover #thanksforreading #intentfitnesssystems #beintent #foodisfuel #educateyourself #youarewhatyoueat #belegendary (at Intent Fitness Systems LLC)

[secondhandmckie]

Interruption

Molly Tries Magic, Sometimes

It was hard enough to get the correct pronunciations without tying her tongue into knots, let alone keeping her eyes and entire focus concentrated on the forest floor. She put quite a large amount of trust in the protective stones around her, just in case her short attention span got the better of her. She’d prepared for everything.

Almost everything.

“…hm.” The noise came from her in an effort to bide time, allow herself to figure out just what she was going to do about this. Her hands were still poised over the space in the forest floor, and she made a soft whistling sound as she considered. “I don’t suppose you’re a sleep-walker?” Molly waved a hand. “These are not the droids you are looking for…”