"romantic intimacy is essential to developing your foundations in young adult life!1!" what if I hit u with my car.
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smoking the shit that made the devil reject me
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Dying at this idea I just had: People become convinced Danny is the love child of Bruce Wayne (known manwhore) and Harley Quinn, because
-he looks just like a young Bruce, if (somehow) marginally paler, but with Harley’s button nose and big eyes.
-Then there’s his big, Harleyesque personality with Bruce’s faith in humanity and both’s proclivity for taking action against what they see as wrong.
-He’s a gymnastics champion like Harley with real intelligence buried deep under layers of plain silliness, though much more capable sobering up when situationally appropriate.
-Dangerous big animals love them and they have no answers why
-Both Danny and Bruce have BDE (Big Dad Energy)
-(also both Danny and Harley are high key metas but everyone just doesn’t mention that)
Both Harley and Danny do everything in their power to feed the rumors (without saying anything directly, that would be cheating), including Harley egging Bruce on camera while shouting “pay up bitch!” And Danny taking up wearing one of Harley’s jackets.
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The boogeyman is real and you found him.
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He so skrunkly I just wanna eat him up
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Little piggy, little piggy
What do you see?
You're lookin' at death
When you're lookin' at me
Little piggy, little piggy
What should you do?
I am the devil and I'm comin' for you
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