#bad chart ideas

[buff-muffin]

Guhhhh…. ASL brothers… AU thoughts… attacking my mind…violently.

Au where the D means demon and Sabo just grows up with two magical demons as brothers and a grandfather and as a result is capable of inhuman feats and just lives in the uncanny valley in everyone else’s mind. Maybe he can cast spells. Maybe he’s damned. Maybe he was an angel and has become fallen.

He met Ace and just thought he was a weird and angry kid having never heard of demons. Meanwhile Sabo is the one person nice to Ace as well as a ‘dumb human he can trick’ and they end up becoming a trouble duo cause Sabo wants to cause chaos but within reason. Then Luffy shows up who does NOT act like a demon cause of Shanks and Makino and they just become very strong freaky kids trying to figure out morality.

[ashenmind]

don’t do anything stupid with this

[consistentsquash]

favourite snape characterisation in fanfic?

Sorry about going intense on this but you asked me about Snape :D

Lawful good - Sex, Lies and Audiobooks by Raewhit. Snarry with super nice Snape.

Neutral good - As Beeswax in Summer by Rinsbane with a Snape who is really really hard to read from Harry's POV before we get the reveal of his character/real goals. Snarry.

Chaotic good - In Between Days by atrata with a Snape who is working based on his agenda. Snarry.

Lawful Neutral - The Snidget by Acid and Sinick with a Snape who is just giving his 100% to do damage control after the good side lost. Gosh, he is super alone but also really sticking to his code. Snarry.

Chaotic neutral - Frabjous by eldritcher with a Snape who is the worst planner with zero impulse control. His plan is don't follow the plan. Snaberforth and Snarry.

Lawful Evil - And Mine the Gall by @perverse-idyll with a Snape who is walking a real fine line between his desires and moral code. Deliberately!!! Snarry and Snapledore.

Neutral Evil - Remember Me to Cheetham Hill by Delphi with a Snape who definitely knows how to get what he wants and goes for it. Like really goes for it :D Snape/Filch.

Chaotic Evil - Fifty Shades of Truth by starcrossedgirl with Total Bastard Snape. Snarry but this one definitely won't work for folks who want a happy ending for their romance :D

I don't know anything about D&D except this meme so like don't take it seriously. I just wanted to rec fic.

[nanoa1foryou]

Okay Kääryleet. Theorizing the album time, Emma Gaala style!

So, up above is an excerp from the rules regarding nominations.

Essentially it states that for an artist to be nominated, they've had to release either 3 different songs or a full album in the previous year including the last two months of the year before that.

However, if an album is released but it has songs that have been already nominated, it is considered differently. It can still be nominated, given that 1) it has at least 3 new songs, and 2) at least 2 of those songs place in the top 50 of the official Finnish top 50 singles list on at least one week of the nomination period.

So, for the new Käärijä album to get nominated as album of the year, it would have to either:

A) Not include any of the songs released in 2023 (Cha Cha Cha, Huhhahhei and ICIP) or B) Käärijä would have to be sure enough that at least two new songs place in the top 50

Now, Ruoska and Kot Kot are already in the top 50. So if I understood this right, including them would make the album eligible.

So, my bet is that either some of the singles from the past year are included, and so are Ruoska and Kot Kot. Or, that none of the songs from the last year are in the album.

That is, of course, unless Käärijä doesn't care or want to be nominated again. Which is also a possibility. but considering last year he deliberately released 3 singles for the sake of nominations, I would be perhaps a bit surprised by the change.

Either way, if he is nominated for album of the year, it's starting to look like a hell of a battle between him and Kuumaa for the title. Pisara Meressä certainly made an impression.

[good-beanswrites]

My translyrics for Salamander, written out under the cut :D

This one was much more difficult than the last, but I'm still very satisfied with it! 😤 I'm both sad that my version lost a lot of the fun soundplay of the original, and also waaay more impressed with the lyrics and vocals after digging it like this! I tried to keep it balanced between the original and Fuuta's version, though maybe it ended up leaning more toward the cover, idk. Leaving my specific notes in the tags 👍

Salamander~ Hot's nice, don't you agree? This pa- passion's fine, see?

"But" isn't what I wanna hear, so say "more" loud and clear.

It's heating up all through my mind when I'm with you.

I want a taste, but all this spice may prove more than I can take, (eh?)

Something's on your mind. So spit it out and tell me, don't waste my time, kay?

I'm hooked on this, pass me a dish.

The way I'm starving here without you -- it's a crime

A spicy treat, put on repeat,

Can I get seconds with the same heat? One more time!

Salamander~ Hot's nice, don't you agree? This pa- passion's fine, see?

"But" isn't what I wanna hear, so say "more" loud and clear.

It's heating up all through my mind when I'm with you.

I can't stop anything, although I wouldn't want to stop, oh no --

Take a breath, it's best to cool down or you earn yourself a burn.

I want a bite, I can't help giving in to this new appetite.

Again, again, I want to be on fire when I get to the end.

We live too fast, we burn to ash,

I never handled spices well and it's a crime.

A spicy treat, put on repeat,

Can I get seconds with the same heat? One more time!

I want to burn bright red

I want to burn bright red

Salamander~ Hot's nice, don't you agree? This pa- passion's fine, see?

"But" isn't what I wanna hear, so say "more" loud and clear.

Tell me I'm not alone in my mind!

Salamander~ Look what's happened to me. This pa- passion's crazy

Tell me I'm not delirious, I'm being serious.

It's heating up all through my mind when I'm with you.

I can't stop anything, although I wouldn't want to stop, oh no --

Take a breath, it's best to cool down or you earn yourself a burn.

I want to leave I want to go, but I can never stop, oh no --

Take a breath, it's best to cool down or you earn yourself a burn.

[the-valiant-valkyrie]

comparing and contrasting them inside of my mind

[nonuggetshere]

Local idiots almost get caught, more at ten

[sendmyresignation]

finally reading dance of days (thank you ohiolink and oberlin college <3) but my most consistent takeaway thus far. is oh my god. people who think punk is primarily ideological and not subcultural/musical. are so out of touch.

[thefirstknife]

also to add on to your "destiny dying long live destiny"

its the Monday after a holiday weekend for the states. people are exhausted and probably going back to work or trying to down tune

also also its the holiday week where a new mainline Pokemon game just released. regardless of your opinions/the quality of it its still a brand new Pokemon game. thats gonna pull ppl from anywhere.

Yep! It's really interesting how November without an expansion in Destiny has been low two years in a row. And incidentally, both Novembers, there's been a Pokemon and Call of Duty release (on top of other major releases).

I know Aztecross said "don't tell me it's because it's Monday, it's Monday for other games too and there's 34 games above Destiny by player count." But it does matter. Those other games also probably have fewer players than they do when it's not post-holiday Monday.

And ofc, not all games are tied to seasonal cycles. People know there's nothing left to wrap up in Destiny so they moved to other games that they may have been neglecting during the Destiny pinnacle grind. I've neglected other games for Destiny this season and I've been catching up with them now that Destiny's season is ending and I have nothing left to do. If I have to choose what to play on a Monday before the new season, it won't be Destiny. Cringefail confession, but I spent this Monday catching up with levelling my battlepass in Overwatch. Yeah it's Monday, but I have things left to do in Overwatch and none in Destiny.

If Destiny is someone's primary game, they'll prioritise it in the first two months because of the pinnacle grind. I have to get my power level up so I can do GMs. I always prioritise Destiny first. So when I'm done, last month of the season, I play less because I have to go back and do stuff I neglected in other games. It's really simple. The fact that it's the final week of the season is crucial context.

And it's really hypocritical of these content creators to do this after they spent months farming negative attention and bad press for the game. Maybe fewer people are playing because you convinced them that the game is shit? They never seem to like taking credit for the negative, just the positive. You influence people's opinions! When you post the newest god tier build, everyone and their grandma copies it. When you shittalk the game for months, your fans listen to you. I don't know why that's difficult to understand.

There's obviously legitimate reasons for everyone to personally dislike the game! I have my gripes too, everyone does. I think we could have really important convos and feedback with Bungie about the issues we have. But this specific way of doing it? Constructing outrage by using "numbers" stripped of all context to "prove" that the game is objectively bad? It's sleazy. And it helps no one. Worst of all, it results in really awful online behaviour under the guise of anonymity and perceived justification: "bad devs ruin the game, we have the right to complain!"

Bungie knows the numbers better than any of us. If they're concerned, they will deal with it. And ofc, we'll see the numbers skyrocket in December. And then drop in January. And then skyrocket in February. And so on.

[breezy-cheezy]

Valentine’s Platonic Hug Requests!!

So it’s been awhile since I’ve done something like this, but I do have a bit of a tradition I’d like to keep. SO! Anyone wanna send me some platonic hug requests please? That I can sketch and post on Valentine’s Day? Gotta spread the platonic love rep :>

I do reserve the right to draw the ones I want, so sorry if I don’t get around to yours for one reason or another. Hard enough chasing the muse around, lol.

Trigun or Twisted Wonderland requests will be most likely of interest to me!! But I will not say no if there’s one from a fandom I know that catches my interest enough but. Yeah!! Fire away!!

[calciumcryptid]

I'm fucking cackling, why do I keep finding out about random Twitter drama I swear to gods-

At least it's fucking funny.

[my-chaos-radio]

Release: August 11, 2023

Lyrics:

Hey

Haven't heard from you in a couple of months

But I'm out right now, and I'm all fucked up

And you're callin' my phone, you're all alone

And I'm sensin' some undertone

And I'm right here with all my friends

But you're sendin' me your new address

And I know we're done, I know we're through

But, God, when I look at you

My brain goes, "Ah"

Can't hear my thoughts (I cannot hear my thoughts)

Like blah-blah-blah (blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)

Should probably not

I should probably, probably not

I should probably, probably not

Seein' you tonight, it's a bad idea, right?

Seein' you tonight, it's a bad idea, right?

Seein' you tonight, it's a bad idea, right?

Seein' you tonight, whatever, it's fine

Yes, I know that he's my ex, but can't two people reconnect?

"I only see him as a friend, " the biggest lie I ever said

Oh, yes, I know that he's my ex, but can't two people reconnect?

I only see him as a friend, I just tripped and fell into his bed

Now I'm gettin' in the car, wreckin' all my plans

I know I should stop-, but I can't

And I told my friends I was asleep

But I never said where or in whose sheets

And I pull up to your place, on the second floor

And you're standin', smiling at the door

And I'm sure I've seen much hotter men

But I really can't remember when

My brain goes, "Ah"

Can't hear my thoughts (I cannot hear my thoughts)

Like blah-blah-blah (blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah)

Should probably not

I should probably, probably not

I should probably, probably not

Seein' you tonight, it's a bad idea, right?

Seein' you tonight, it's a bad idea, right?

Seein' you tonight, it's a bad idea, right?

Seein' you tonight, whatever, it's fine

Yes, I know that he's my ex, but can't two people reconnect?

"I only see him as a friend, " the biggest lie I ever said

Oh, yes, I know that he's my ex, but can't two people reconnect?

I only see him as a friend, I just tripped and fell into his bed

Oh, yes, I know that he's my ex

Can't two people reconnect?

The biggest lie I ever said

I just tripped and fell into his bed

My brain goes, "Ah"

Can't hear my thoughts

The biggest lie I ever said

My brain goes, "Ah"

Can't hear my thoughts

I just tripped and fell into his bed

Songwriter:

Thoughts

Blah

Thoughts

Blah

Daniel Nigro / Olivia Rodrigo

SongFacts:

👉📖

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

[demenior]

Random Fjord theory that I take as a truth bc there's nothing to tell me otherwise and it doesn't change anything:

Fjord and Sabian have the same birthday.

Actually, all of the kids who came out of the orphanage have the same "legal" birthday. The orphanage lists all of their birthdays as the first day of the new year, because it's easier for record keeping.

[chalkeater]

Im soo happy i made the art of the height comparisons thing but oh my god some people are just So Wrong about the canon heights or are completely misunderstanding the SIMPLE point/joke/au/headcanon whatever- i was TRYING to make. Like on one hand i totally agree that yeah youre right Noelle isnt THAT SHORT im 6’2 and she’s 6’0. Monsters are just tall in my source but if people are gonna agree with me they should at least not be wrong about it .. how many times do i have to read “good headcanon but its not canon” girl its my little personal joke and indulgent thing “um Noelle is actually taller than susie anyway” no Count the pixels?? “youre wrong noelle is canonically shorter-“ im not stupid im just suggesting people consider a little fun idea that isn’t canon on purpose

[pinkboyfriend]

rllllly wanting to create art but my artist bf is sitting next to me and i have a fear of people watching me do literally anything