#bad polycule

[k-mart-art]

hello tma fandom (again) I am STILL cooking up shit so obscure im not sure it can still be considered fandom content no pressure of course but reblogs help if you do wanna share it :]

[inmyfeelingsandprobablyyourstoo]

Not me getting into a polycule and then one of my partners purposely avoiding me and causing drama, and honestly I'm here for it, because I'm living my life full of curiosity

[cottagedreamy]

God told me to draw this

[purrassicjet]

The parents polycule should kill Bobby Dawn on behalf of Sandra Lynn

[extrashortshorts]

. . .

I am firm believer that hawkeyes castle looks like an apartment from "101 dalmatians" when winter comes (but with humandrills)

[theswirlersisterscircus]

Because of this post reminding me about the Bad Kidz Parent Polycule, I present to you the Bad Kidz Family Cluster.

[ID: A family tree of all the Bad Kidz and their parents using the updated official art. In the top right corner, Gorgug has a solid green line connecting him and Roz and Gorbag. A dotted green line connects him and Digby and Wilma. Roz, Gorbag, Digby, and Wilma are connected by a solid black line with a question mark below it.

Below that, The Applebees are connected to Kristen, Bucky, Bricker, and Cork by solid green lines. Kristen and Tracker are connected by a solid pink line with a red X crossed through it.

Tracker is connected to "Unknown Parents" by a solid green line. "Unknown Parents" is connected to Jawbone by a solid blue line, and Tracker and Jawbone are connected by a dotted green line with a question mark above it. Adaine is connected to Jawbone by a dotted green line, and Aelwyn is connected to Adaine by a solid blue line.

Jawbone and Sandra Lynn are connected by a pink line. Sandra Lynn and Gorthalax are connected by a pink line with a red X crossed through it, and Fig is connected to them by a solid green line. Gorthalax and Sklonda are connected by a pink line with a question mark below it. Sklonda and Pok are connected by a purple line that is bisected by the skull and crossbones emoji. Riz is connected to them by a solid green line.

Sandra Lynn and Gilear are connected by a purple line with a red X crossed through it. Gilear and Fig are connected by a dotted green line, and he and Hallariel are connected by a pink line. Hallariel and Bill are connected by a purple line that's bisected by a skull and crossbones emoji. Fabian is connected to them by a solid green line, and Fabian and Fig are connected by a dotted blue line. End ID]

Green means parents/children, Blue means siblings, Pink means dating, and Purple means marriage. Dotted lines mean non-biological. The black line means I have no idea what the Thistlesprings and Roz and Gorbag have going on.

I wasn't sure if Gorthalax and Sklonda are actually dating so I put a question mark, and I wasn't sure if Jawbone actually adopted Tracker or was just letting her live with him. Regardless, here's the full family tree. I hope it gets worse <3 thanks for your time.

[dustykneed]

not a SINGLE day goes by where i don't think about that post with the photo of andrew's death grip on alex's waist. you know the one

(i have, regrettably, once again, lost the damn post. if anyone has any clue as to its whereabouts i would be much obliged if you could drop the link lol. but at the very least i had the presence of mind to download the photo so here yall go xDD:

[mensfrightsactivist]

OP is a mysterious one. I can't speak to that. Hair color or style to match the rooms we're in? Yeah. Chester died of canine appendicitis. Everyone pays between 20 and 30% of their income on groceries and cleaning supplies etc. for the house. T Q and D are vegan. None of us eat meat or smoke weed at home. M and W2 can't stand the smell of weed. And no, you don't have to be a certain size to join, it just makes clothes easier. Our families aren't worried, why do you ask?

Okay that covers most of what I asked. Pasting the mod of @am-i-the-asshole-official ‘s questions below:

and my additional questions, why does OP hate C so much if they are contributing in line with those expectations? and how effective is 20-30% of income when 80% of the household has no income at all? and isn’t all that hair dye/cutting and styling materials hard on the environment and rather wasteful for an anti capitalist household?

and YEAH what do the parents who own the house think of all this??

[eiuuei]

Sandra Lynn Faeth x Sklonda Gukgak

Fantasy High mom x mom yuri ✌️😔

[martianbugsbunny]

Ngl I'm a big fan of those episodes where Rose, Nine, and Jack were in a low-key poly relationship

[gilmores-glorious-blog]

braius asking everyone except chetney if they’re single is so fucking funny actually since everyone in bells hells except chetney is in a deeply complex situationship with someone else in the party

[samtamdan]

Date night <3

[figueroths]

THE BASTARD SON   & THE DEVIL HIMSELF season one ♡ episode four

[purrassicjet]

Sandra Lynn: From now on, we'll be using code names. You can address me as "Eagle One". Sandra Lynn: Gorthalax, codename: "Been there, done that." Sandra Lynn: Jawbone is "Currently doing that" Sandra Lynn: Hallariel, "It happened once in a dream" Sandra Lynn: Sklonda, codename: "If I had to pick another parent" Sandra Lynn: Gilear is "Eagle Two" Gilear: Oh thank god

[re-colligere]

yeah sorry gang the spy au isn't actually about spies it's about the messiest damn polycule drama you'll ever see. the spy stuff is just a side thing.

[amorhedera6]

the bad kids parent polycule goes crazy bc we’ve got

jawbone and sandrah lynn (serious partners)

hallariel and gilear (engaged)

gilear and sandrah lynn (exes, divorced)

jawbone and garthy (have hooked up)

sandrah lynn and garthy (have hooked up)

sklonda and pok (married)

sklonda and gorthalax (dating)

sklonda and gilear (brief low-key fling?)

sandrah lynn and gorthalax (exes, have dated)

wilma and digby (married, swingers)

jawbone (polyamorous)

and that’s JUST in cannon. you can play around w that however u want to. personally, here are my headcannons that further this insane polycule.

sandrah lynn and sklonda (regularly hookup, low key dating but w/o a label)

hallariel and cathilda (regularly hook up)

jawbone, sandrah lynn, & garthy (open throuple)

gorthalax, sandrah lynn, & gilear (definitely had a threesome at some point)

wilma, digby, & jawbone (regular threesomes)

wilma & digby have hooked up w at least half of em tbh

gorthalax and jawbone (regularly hookup)

and as of the most recent ep i’m going to go ahead and add

pok and bill (regularly hook up)