#banjo kazooie au

[boinky-spoinky]

Finally have the confidence to finish this

Not exactly proud of this but it’s been fun shading :)

[missnatzooie]

Thinking of a scenario where human Kazooie fights off some bad guys while human Banjo is being held prisoner, where she eventually rescues him

I also imagine this happening in their original animal forms, but I love thinking about their human forms too!

[kamaandhallie]

"Carl and Kazooie"

Easily one of the most random crossovers I ever made.

[otomotoelzhinee]

Conker Sheridan and Banjo (Teddy) Browns, also known as Poison Ivy and Two Face🌹🪙

[wheredidalltheusersgo]

guys is this samscott /j

[jigsawcreed]

A mysterious figure waits among the stars. The creed predicts an insidious creature will exterminate the human race. She cannot save the humans, however, but instead awaits to rescue a single soul.

The child who will undo the taboo.

Or so they can merely pray for.

Welcome to my blog!

Sooo yeah, this is a Nintendo AU blog! Feel free to ask questions on my AU and common (or uncommon) Nintendo characters.

Here is where I will share my AU of the Nintendo universe, how it all connects, and what became of the ever disappearing human race among the stars.

How a girl became the queen of an alien planet, and how two average plumbers managed to rescue her.

Why a singular human lives among a community of humanoid animals.

The sole human on Ripple Star.

How Shiver Star came to be.

The Master and the Crazed.

The ultimate taboo.

And how mankind is a force to be reverentially loved and feared.

Main games explored in the story:

Mario games

Animal Crossing games

Banjo Kazooie 1 & 2

Kirby games and show

Jet Force Gemini

[fanelectricboogieloo]

Follow up to that game over but it happen on may 9th with “so you taken out Gruntilda *Raditz style* and now you’re stuck being the greener Bear Aunt/Step mom that step up for Brentilda’s side of the family while Brentilda goes and train with the Princess of all Witches.”

[mintygreenaqua]

I'm pretty sure some of you are familiar with this song.

[candy-dog55]

Captain Fiddles as Banjo and Stinger Flynn as Kazooie lol-

[hi-im-greenjunipertree]

My copy of Backyard Baseball got corrupted some more Marky's theme doesn't sound right

[boinky-spoinky]

Kain-Go: @gollygoops

Rue! Me :]

Kain-Go and Rues first interaction!

[missnatzooie]

Human Banjo tends to fall asleep while cuddling human Kazooie, she wraps her arms around her sleeping boyfriend and runs her fingers through his soft brown hair as he snores in her arms.

He may sometimes drool on her shirt, but she doesn't mind much, she finds him super adorable.

[citrussushii]

📌Pinned Post!!

Hello, I’m Citrus/Sushii!

I LOVE Ace Attorney, amongst other things!!

❤️: Nintendo (Splatoon, LoZ, Mario, Pikmin, Mii games, Animal Crossing, MOTHER series, Smash Bros., Kid Icarus) Pokémon, Undertale and Deltarune, Hades, Banjo-Kazooie, Minecraft, Fortnite, Stardew Valley, The World Ends with You, Ghost Trick, Regular Show, SpongeBob, ETC…

Amazing twin sis: @peanutcheesesparkz !!!!!!

✍️ I also write some messy fanfics with my poor writing but full powered hyperfixating mind!

Attorney’s Medicine (Doctor Klavier AU)

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

He Doesn’t Care. (Fic about Apollo’s perceive power causing migraines)

Hold On, I Still Need You (Fic about Klavier suffering from a nightmare while on tour that makes him homesick)

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

My art is kinda like one of those machines that hold a pencil and draw really fast but there is no precision. My lineart is trash, I color sloppily and my anatomy is awful LMAO I cannot take a deep breath and spend time on my drawings because every time I do, I end up hating it more. My drawings are a conundrum.

If you don’t like simollo/wrightworth/klapollo, adios!!!

[theweirderstuffblogdontlook]

So I made a yandere au for Bob Velseb of Spooky Month.

So the jist of it, is I call it the "possession au". (Or possible alternatives like the “inner demon au”)

The idea is that the cult has more than one kind of supernatural amulet, essentially giving them a few extra supernatural tools for growing the influence of the cult.

One of these alternate tools, is a two part amulet that let's someone posses the body of their target. Which the cult uses to infiltrate places of existing power and control people like politicians and big business owners.

Though the nature of the possession isn't like detaching your mind to control someone, it's way more body horror than that.

It's more like sharing a body. Being able to hide your actual physical body in another person. Almost like a venom symbiote situation, but without turning into goo.

Bob intends to exploit the effects of this to become literally inseparable from the target of his affections.

And also being able to do a lot of really horny things with some of the in between states from being able to body swap between him and his target.

The au mostly allows for Bob to do absorption vore, but it’s got versatility and plenty of horror themes beyond that as a narrative concept.

Bob can also use this to hide in public. Either to accomplish his own goals through taking full control, or to be a passenger and basically stalk his target from the inside. (Plus all the anxiety inducing effects that could involve for the possessed target, cus they’d be literally walking around with a cannibal murderer that could pop out at any time.)

When in agreement and working together though, this being able to shift back and forth between two people, or split and rejoin, can actually be a pretty formidable skill.

Almost like a Banjo and Kazooie situation. Having different sets of skills and different strengths and weakness. And being able to stretch out their stamina by having one person active while the other takes a break.

As it says in the images, the current target of Bob’s yandere affections is just a placeholder person. Yall are free to use the concept as you like either with your own oc’s or whatever.

I put some more thoughts on it under the readmore.

So I think it’s cool to have like two very different people for this situation, so it’s fun to put them in “situations” where they have to get a bit creative to work through em.

So with Bob being big, strong, heavy, slow, scary, confident, and supernaturally augmented to be more physically resilient, but easily distracted and impulsive. You pair that up with someone who is small, fast, careful, calculating, and focused, and that covers a lot of Bobs weaknesses.

Plus, the whole being able to switch between two people with very different bodytypes could make the duo very slippery beyond just Bob being able to hide in public. For instance, Bob being able to slip out of handcuffs by swapping arms with his smaller captive. Or if the smaller captive gets put in handcuffs, he can just reach his arms out of their body to grab at whoever has tried to capture her and kill them.

As well as being better at climbing and squeezing through narrow gaps. Like Bob seeing a small window, switching to his captive, who’s able to climb up and squeeze through, and the switch back to Bob once inside.

Plus the whole jekyll and hyde opportunity is fun for drama. Like Bob trying to get an otherwise pretty normal person to participate in his heinous acts, while the captive tries to reign in and redirect Bob.

Like having a moment where Bob is like,

“So, If you’ve got such a disapproval of the people I pick, who would you rather be killing?”

“I’d Rather Not Be Killing Anyone!! Let Alone Eating Them!! But... Fuck! I dunno, Nazis? Genuinely bad people???”

Also I wrote a bit of a short fanfic concept to show off the mood of the Au.

So something gets dropped behind a metal grate, and the gap is too narrow for Bobs hand, so she offers to grab it.

But she takes the opportunity to trap him, as when the arm is reached in, she quickly pulls out and replaces her arm with Bobs much thicker arm, getting it wedged in there real tight, and breaks free and runs while Bob tries to get his arm unstuck as he gets mad and yells after her.

She quickly grabs some money on the way out, hails a taxi, and gets driven to the airport.

Though the only flight she can afford is a cheaper one that won't leave for a few hours, so she has to wait.

She starts to nod off waiting in the airport seating as the adrenaline wears off, and a sweaty looking Bob, a big bruise on his forearm from where his arm was caught, sneaks up behind and grabs her with a hand over her mouth to keep her from screaming.

Pushing her against his chest and absorbing her into his torso as she thrashes and tries to get free.

He then calmly leaves the airport, gets into a car with blood splatter of the interior that he clearly attacked someone to steal, and drives off.

And once back at "home”, she gets let out of him, and she can incredulously ask how the hell he had been able to find her, as even if he had a lucky guess about her going to the airport, trying to find someone in an airport is like trying to find a needle in a haystack.

To which he kinda smugly taps his chest where the embedded half of the possessor amulet is.

"Oh, I know where you are. Doesn't matter how far you run my little chicken wing, I'll always know where to find you."

Which is how she learns that the commanding half of the possessor amulet can track the location of the other half of the amulet.

[willowisapillow]

🐺❤️ He Ate My Heart Out ❤️🐺

*Rock eyebrow raise and Vine boom sound effect intensifies*

Sharandy my beloved,, oh how I’ve missed drawing these two together again (even though it wasn’t that long since I’ve last drawn them). Guess I just can’t quit these two.

Had the urge to draw these two again because I'm so sick and tired of seeing so much discourse and detractors about them as a couple on TikTok and YouTube. I’ve recently stumbled onto some edits of them getting a divorce, and while I respect others opinions on Sharon settling with a better man- y’all acting like Randy can’t get his act together and act like a normal husband towards her, which he’s done during the series like multiple times 💀

Though for the most part, I kinda blame the flanderization of him in recent years for this, especially with that one recent special where he bodyshames her, like, what the literal hell was that nonsense? I hate it sm, Randy would never do that 😣

My apologies if I sound like a broken record for saying this for the 200th time, Ik these two are an imperfect couple, but that’s what I like about ‘em. They don’t always act like a mushy, lovey-dovey, squeaky-clean, Disney-esque couple (not a jab at Disney couples, I live and breathe them, but you get my point). Both of them have their flaws like quarreling and bickering and that’s what makes their relationship realistic, because, newsflash, some irl couples act like that too. If their relationship were sunshine and rainbows all the time, then it would just be boring to watch. They’ve had plenty of moments to prove that they have a decent marriage. One of my DA friends said this a while back and I fully agree with them; a couple with their ups and downs is a lot better than a toxic marriage happening every single episode.

And at least Randy doesn’t treat Sharon awfully 24/7, cheats on her with other people, married her solely for her looks, or told her that he hates being with his kids. And imo they’re a healthier couple then the other parents like Staurt and Carol and Stephen and Linda don’t @ me plz-

So sorry if I went off on yet another tangent, I’m just your average online yapper who gets unnecessarily defensive over my fav fictional characters 💅🏾✨

My silly rant out of the way, when I was younger I had this habit of inserting my favorite franchises into random fairytales. I don’t know why I did it so much, I just liked the concept of it. I’ve done it with Mario, Banjo-Kazooie and Cuphead, now I’m doing it with South Park. The theme I wanted to go for was Red Riding Hood after binge watching those “Dark origins of your childhood fairytales” videos, bumping into some other fairytale AUs on here for some inspo, and listening to Monster by Lady Gaga and Won’t Bite by Doja Cat one too many times.

Wanted to go for a stylish but sultry look for Riding Hood!Sharon, and as for Werewolf!Randy I definitely went full on furry on him in this picture. I am not sorry at all. Now I just kinda picture some scenarios where he acts like an actual dog. Like, Sharon has him on a leash and takes him on walks, sprays him with a spray bottle anytime he starts actin’ up, or giving him some weed to calm him down when he enters feral mode. Randy is also very loyal and protective of his wifey, and will not hesitate to bite, scratch (and probably kill) you if you lay a finger on her. Also like the idea of him enjoying being scratched behind the ears and getting belly rubs haha

And I had a thought of having Stan playing the role of the huntsman, ‘cause I think it would be adorbs for him to help out his mama <3

🌲 🐺 ❤️ 🐺 🌲

[jigsawcreed]

“Jinjo! Weeee!”

My basic jinjo design takes the shape of the polygons in the old Banjo Kazooie games and gives them a nice twist.

Instead of making the hanging part around their waist some sack of flesh or donut of random fat (which is basically what Nuts and Bolts did), I replaced them with a skirt of feathers. Jinjos are small, light creatures coated in a thin layer of down feathers from beak to toe. More developed feathers grow from their waists and arms. They are not birds or mammals but a unique creation all on their own.

Jinjos are tribal people from the country of Pazuru. They come in many colors with red being the only exception. It does occur in jinjos but only after they’ve saturated themselves in spells using red breegull feathers to obtain more power. Shamans and other magic authorities are often red.

The word jinjo is based on their ancient language: “Jin” meaning light and “Jo” meaning being. They see themselves as beings of light.

Monarchs are always born much larger than the average jinjo. The bloodline isn’t limited to the royal family, so sometimes villages will have big jinjos born to them as civilians. Generally speaking though, the royal family are the “big Jinjos”, and the other big ones outside of that are just anomalies. Take the height of King Jingaling for example.

Jinjos can perform spells. All jinjos produce from their own bodies the energy required to use spells, which isn’t something other species can claim. Some examples of creatures that produce their own magic energy would be red breegulls, humans and glowbos. Other species can learn to use magic, but they have to source it from things that produce it.

Jinjos are not particularly powerful on their own. They have the ability to fly, create basic elements, light, etc. Few have ever been deemed powerful just based from their own energy source. If jinjos want to use more powerful magic, they must source it from elsewhere, like using glowbos, for example, or the skulls of humans (like Mumbo in the first game).

Two words to describe the entire race in a nutshell would be “cowardly” and “clever”. They are not ones to face their fears but have devised many clever ways around them. Most of the time these plans end badly for the jinjo race. One of their ways around their greatest fear ended in their eventual extinction.

More on the plot details later, but enjoy my jinjos, nonetheless.