#barbie dice

[thefoldedcranedice]

I Am Kenough.

Some hand painted blanks D20s that will get their numbered shells soon!

I'm having preorders for these D20s on my site starting August 18th at 6 pm EST. Here is the site. I will only be making five 30mm D20s and five standard D20s, so if you'd like one, this is your only chance! 30mm D20s will be $65 USD and standard D20s will be $50 USD.

These are unfinished blanks, without numbers (yet), and will have white numbers.

[doodzoodz]

That Barbie movie meme except I looked at it and it triggered the devildice half of my brain

[be-a-good-egg]

Do you feel the Kenergy? Dice commission fresh out of the mold.

[bl00mingr0ses]

Howdy!

I’ve been making some Barbie/Ken themed icons with some of our favorite Cuphead bosses!

[midnight--siren]

They committed tax fraud together 

Thinking of making this one a physical print~

[ghouljams]

ah, i realize ive been liking a lot of your posts at an alarming rate IM VERY SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO IYGRWGFHERU i took a break from tumblr and have just spent the day catching up on everything i missed (my bad:( ) BUT WOW SCRUMPTIOUS AS ALWAYS THANK YIU FOR THE FOOD GODBLESS HOLY FUCK. YOUR KNIGHT N PRINCESS AU GOT ME SOBBING ITS SO WELL WRITTEN I WANT TO SCREAM (1fae1 and viking!soap still has me bouncing your writing is SO insnae oh my god AND THE DEMON DARLINGS? i was having SUCH a blast bingeing) BUT. still standing on the hill of goose being my favourite god im so in love with her WITCH IS A CLOSE SECOND please please just one chance... 🧎 🧎 🧎 (i get disembowelled) im like, so serious about this. your goose x reader fics are my favourite fucking thing in the world. goose (and on occasion witch, ...i think im just very gay) is the only one that can make me squeal and giggle and run laps around my room you dont understand the visceral squealing that was happening. the cod men? yea im hyperfixated but like ehhh🙄 mid. just some guys. some dudes. got me straight faced no expression i read for mindless entertainment. (/hj) LMDEFOIGRJGRTUGTOGFEWFER BUT GOOSE?? IM BARKING IM MEOWING ANYTHING PLEASE JSUT ONE CHANCE IM CRAWLING ON MY KNEES ARRURRYRGHRRRR 👹 👹 👹 👹  (so sorry for being abnormal in your ask box im done now 😔)

Be abnormal in my inbox I'm loving it. I'll write some Goose x reader just for you my love(and for me)

The only thing worse than Halloween in the city is Halloween in the country. There seems to be nothing these people enjoy more than scaring the hell out of the city folk unlucky enough to wander into their "haunted trail" or "corn maze of doom." Popular attractions that boasted what looked like startlingly real entrails, and over excited ranch hands revving chainsaws at anyone that walked too close. It's the best, you would spend every weekend out here if you could. Especially if it means getting a peak at the real attraction.

You've seen more than one person posting on social media about one specific corn maze's "killer". The mask is nothing special, one of those blank white party masks, but the bursts of laughter and physicality of the woman under it? You were a little smitten.

Smitten enough to be leisurely as you wander the maze. You're properly spooked by the glowing eyes in the corn, the growing sense of unease as you come across blood splatters and viscera, even the other scare actors jumping out to make you run for the next turn. Still, none of them are who you're looking for. You're not quite paying attention to the maze, you don't think you're lost, but you're starting to worry you'll get out before you ever meet your favorite scare.

You shouldn't have been.

You turn away from your fifth dead end and come face to face with her. Everything about her is curated to inspire danger, her clothing ripped and splattered with blood, the grimy mask leaving just enough room for her eyes to shine through it, down to the butcher's knife clutched in her hand. Deep crimson liquid drips off the startlingly realistic blade and onto her boots. Her posture makes you feel like you're staring down a wild animal, her movements unnatural as she takes a step towards you.

Despite all of that your heart skips a beat for a reason so far from fear you're actually a little worried about your mental state. You're frozen at the sight of her, unsure how to drag out this moment. You want to say something. Fuck what do you say to a scare actor you're more than a little in love with?

"You're supposed to run sugar," She tells you, tipping her head to one side. You giggle nervously at the affection, watching her flip the knife in her hand. She hums, hunching her shoulders to tip her head further, looking at you sideways. "It's no fun if you don't run, you want this to be fun don't you?" You nod, you think she wants you to say yes and you desperately want to do what she wants. "Then go on baby," She presses, straightening to her full height, "run."

She stands to the side as you sprint past her, you feel the wick of metal against your leg. When you look down your pant leg has a fresh cut right at your thigh. That's a real fucking knife. Christ, that's a real knife. Why does that make you so excited?

You glance behind you and she's gone. Your disappointment is short lived, you're forced to stop short by her cleaver cutting through the tall stalks of corn on your left. Her eyes wild with excitement as you start to wonder if this is maybe... not a haunted corn maze. She flips her knife and swings at you. You duck with a sharp yelp and take off running again. You don't bother checking behind you again, you take turns quick and haphazardly. You hear the 'shick' of her knife as she cuts the air behind you and you know she's on your tail.

Your heart pounds in your chest, your breath heaving as you run. Despite the adrenaline you can't help responding to her wild laughter with some of your own. You're having fun. Really terrifying fun, but fun none the less.

You turn into a dead end and stop short, just as you feel fingers grab the back of your neck. Your pursuer tugs you back against her chest, the edge of her knife pressing tantalizingly against your throat.

"Well that was unlucky," She tells you, low and sweet against your ear. The plastic of her mask hardly dampens the feeling of her words. You shiver, careful of her blade as you swallow.

"Fuck you're hot," You blurt out, adrenaline making you significantly less eloquent than you would have liked. You cringe a little. She snorts.

"That right?" Her fingers drift from gripping your neck to your hair, scratching your scalp before grabbing tight at the base. The ache of it is pleasantly sharp, you get the feeling that this isn't part of the scare. "Always fun when y'all come through," She breathes, talking to herself. You press back against her, feel her slot her knee between your legs as you do. You were just trying to put some distance between yourself and the edge of the knife, but this feels like something totally different. "You want me to slice you baby?" She patronizes, barely a whisper against your ear.

"No," You grit, although...

"No," She coos, "You want mean Goose to fuck you, right?"

"I'm not supposed to play with my food," She stands, "so call me once you get your head on. Probably won't be workin' by then."

She nods your head for you, careful of her knife, before pushing you to the ground. You scramble to crawl away from her, turning onto your back when you hear her crouch. She pushes her mask up with a wicked grin, still holding all the intent you'd been running from. This feels more dangerous than her knife. Something about her teeth, the way they're bared for you, sets you on edge. You think it's seeing her face, that makes this feel more real.

You recognize her. Goose. She helped jump your car when it died in town. She'd seemed so nice. She tugs a slip of paper from her back pocket and tosses it towards you.

[earthlydice]

It's her world!

Barbie-inspired dice!

Available here !!

[barbiestims]

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Requested by @retro--rocket!

[tilthedayidice]

MY SISTER FOUND MY BARBIES BITCHES OH MY GOD

The boxes are in shit condition, but I was never allowed to take them out of the box so they’re still nice and crisp!!!!!!!!!!

I’m so happy!!!!!!

[bloodycowboyclub]

[oswlld]

ONI ~ 神々山のおなり [ONI: Thunder God’s Tale, 2022] ↳ from Tonko House, created by Daisuke "Dice" Tsutsumi

[dappercatdice]

B̶͍̒ȯ̴͚r̴̜̐b̸͎̃i̸͖̅e̶͜͠ ̷̤͝G̴̨̎ơ̷͚r̶͇̈́l̵̠̾ - Eye am a Borbie Gorl in a B̷̡̍o̴̺͊r̷͍͝b̸̹̔i̸̘̚ĕ̵͜ ̷̟̋w̵͇̐o̶͚̒r̵̼̄l̵͛ͅd̵̥͘.

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For my very late addition to Barbenheimercore. This is the only time I make an all pink die.

[yeahyankee]

What if we kissed in matching pink outfits at the Barbie/Oppenheimer double feature?

[bl00mingr0ses]

Back on my BS with a couple wips between commissions~

[artnerd1123]

I wanna draw my blorbos soooo bad but I have no ideas

[theinsanecrayonbox]

Happy Critmas and Merry Jingly everyone!

Time for the holiday games and holiday game craftings! This year's selection of new printable sheets include;

D&D Manuals #9

D&D Manuals #10

Crit Role Print Sheet #5

Crit Role Print Sheet #8

Crit role Print Sheet #9

Candela Obscura

Here’s a link to last year’s post, the 2021 post,  the ‘20 Critmas Countdown Folder, and my #printables and #papercraft tags for everything else I have available

As always all graphics not created by me were harvested through google; these are made for non-profit personal use. If any links are faulty please let me know so I can fix them.

Have a Happy Holidays and stay warm out there!!