#bastion shitposting

[beepboopappreciation]

I like big bots

Itty bitty bots

Mississippi bots

Inner city bots

I like the pretty bots, with the bow tie

Get your nails did, let it blow dry

I like a big beard

I like a clean face

I don't discriminate

Come and get a taste

From the playbots

To the gay bots

Go and slay, bots

you my fave, bots

[egoblin1130]

Before and after final rendering. Isn't it wild?

[hellraiserryo]

you know, the one about a bunch of kids playing a game together that ends up having apocalyptic consequences? they all have crazy, kinda geometric hair? aliens show up out of nowhere and end up being instrumental to helping the kids save the world?

[sw33theartnick]

a different flavor of my usual shitposts, this tier lists I found on Pinterest were far too good to resist

most of these characters I did based off how relevant they are in the plot + most of these characters are my favorites (yes, im a dr crowler fan)

[probablyanalienindisguise]

I get judged for this ship allll the time but like THE VISION

THE VISION LOOK AT IT

ITS THERE ITS RIGHT THERE

[redheartedtramp]

The GX Reunion

Jaden: Syrus! How'd it going?

Syrus: Oh, it's been great, Jaden! It's so great to see you again! How has it been?

Jaden: Oh, you know, I've been enjoying my break from the pro dueling circuit. Gonna hop right back on it in the American League.

Syrus: Wow, really? Why?

Jaden: Well, so I can see Jesse again. It's been way too long since I've seen him in person! This reunion meet up will be the first time we see each other face to-

Syrus: Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait wait wait.

Jaden: What?

Syrus: ...He?

Jaden: ...Yeah?

Syrus: ...Jaden, Jesse's a girl...well, a woman now.

Jaden: ...

Syrus: ...

Jaden: Ha! That's a good one, Syrus! You almost got me with that one!

Syrus: ...Oh my God.

Chazz: Still an slacker...

Jaden: Oh, you got....you got Chazz in on the joke too, huh?

Chazz: It's not a joke, you stooge.

Jaden: Uh, A-Alexis! Tell them!

Alexis: Jaden...I told you Jesse was sleeping in my dorm.

Jaden: i mean, you stayed in my dorm. It's not that weird.

Alexis: In the woman's only dorm...?

Jaden: ...Bastion!

Bastion: Jaden, do you really need me to spell this out for you?

Jaden: Okay, guys, I get it. I'm not the brightest. Never have been. Not book or street smart. But there is no way in heaven or hell I would be so dumb as to not notice the difference between-

Jesse: Howdy, guys!

Everyone looks and sees Jesse walk towards the group in a sundress, with a very womanly build. Then, everyone looks at Jaden.

Jaden: ...Well, this answers one question, but raises so many others...

Jaden: Yubel, why didn't you say anything?!

Yubel: ...I mean, I thought it was obvious.

Jaden: Neos, don't tell me you knew!

Elemental Hero Neos: *rubs the back of his neck as he looks away awkwardly*

Jaden: Winged Kuriboh, don't tell me...

Winged Kuriboh: *shrugs wings, sweats nervously*

[aspocko]

love the idea that jerott's loss of faith came from his understanding that a loving and just god would never allow something as annoying as francis crawford of lymond to exist.

[wellthebardsdead]

Bastion: *trying to find Torbjorn* Bwoop bwweeeeep!

Junkrat: look mate I’m sorry but I can’t understand fax machine! Can you try charades?!

Bastion: *crouches down and holds out his arm like a fiddler crab as he starts shuffling around*

Junkrat: ohhhh you want turret man! Follow me!

[hide-your-bugs-away]

hi there!! I just looked throuhg your blog and wanted to let you know I think you're pretty cool, so hi!!

aaaaaAAA crying sobbing screaming shouting THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!! i'm very glad you enjoy all of the silliness here, that means a lot whole lot to me 🥹 i really just scream into the void here about alan price in a slightly more informal way than i do on my instagram (which isn't saying much, as i'm very silly there as well), bUT i'm still so so so glad you had a good time!! YOU'RE SUPER COOL TOO AAAAA!!!! 🙏✨️

[theunspeakablehorror]

please get it out of my head

[gothamcityneedsme]

something something, barbara is actually the like. main next gen hero of the arkhamverse because shes the only one who voices to batman that shes continuing the crusade etc etc

[hellraiserryo]

bastion misawa has been claimed by the hapa community. he is one of us.

[sw33theartnick]

if you guys think i do anything else in my spare time but make yugioh shitposts you’d only be half right

also jurassicshipping is my current favorite yugioh gx pairing why does it have so little content,,,, why must the universe vex me so

[cl-0v3r]

Okay this is gonna be super rushed and probably have alot of mistakes but I need this out of my system so it will most likely be like half a shitpost !!!

When i think of Jinx and Mel at a flat level, i assume that they are very different from eachother, there is no personal connection between the two at all, they don't even know eachother and they both have very different roles in the show, not to mention the difference in demeanor and character as well.

But Arcane, a show full of parallels, always knows how to connect each of its characters to one another somehow, I find it amazing that you can find so many similarities despite their vast differences even if it was the most subtle thing ever, its like the tiniest bits of detail SCREAM at you.

One of my favorite (and most obvious) things about Mel and Jinx is the fact that they speak of their past THROUGH THEIR ART, I don't think I really need to go ahead and dissect this to the last atom since it's already very clear what their drawings mean to them and to the story, but they prefer to cope with their trauma by painting/making things that remind them of the past or has a relation to it, there is ALWAYS a piece (or pieces) of art about something that continues to HAUNT them to this day, for Jinx its "doodles" of the hallucinations of Mylo, Claggor & Vi who are almost everywhere she is, as for Mel its the bloody necklace thats hung above her head and over her bed alongside the painting of the immortal bastion to remind her about "home".

Whats even crazier is the fact that their art is also tied to the people who cast them out from their family, Powder before this was always called a Jinx ESPECIALLY by Mylo and she was considered weak and unable to handle things like the others, leading her to change and become somebody new after they left, sound a little familiar? Because Mel was also considered weak, sentimental, too soft to be a Medarda E S P E C I A L L Y by Ambessa at a young age, and what happened after? Gone. Afterwards, they find themselves in a new place where people "look up to them" or they're seen as someone with higher importance.

And I've spoken a bit about the visual similarities in an earlier post, but we gotta appreciate their attitudes towards their "parental" figures, I don't know why but its funny to see how much sass they throw at them, its what inspired this post actually. Maybe its just the satisfaction of seeing my two least favorite characters get the same honest reaction I have by my favorite characters 😭

They're both tired of their shit and its the best thing to ever exist.

Let's not forget how they both got genuinely angry at them as well? Jinx snatching Silcos injection from his hands and being pissed at him for lying to her about everyone being dead, while Mel slapped the goblet out of Ambessas hand, upset that she played with Jayce unrightfully so.

The color and design differences is a beautiful parallel too, Jinx is often surrounded by cold or dark colors like Blue, Green, black with a hint of purple and pink and dressed like her personality, while Mel is more light & Warm-toned with yellow/gold, red, white and a wee bit of black which is all matching to her Elegance. This is just a general parallel between characters of Zaun and Piltover overall, but its always very appealing when you compare them together.

And finally, its them completely letting go of their past selves and starting out new literally by the last episode after struggling with who they are the whole time, Powder was officially gone by the end of the season, and Mel was no longer Medarda. Jinx is just Jinx, Mel is just Mel, and they are both going to do things their own way and that was shown with how Mel took off her ring and painted over the Immortal Bastion with gold , and how Jinx launched her rocket towards the council with her own art on it too.

Its funny to think that thats the only physical connection they could possibly have and that its related to their character arcs, its related to them making a new big decision, it has a strong relation to their art, and a strong relation to them saying goodbye to their family.

Hope this made sense !!!!!!!! I honestly just want them to like idk hug or something and go to loo loo land and paint together or whatever in a different universe and cope with their shared trauma together no fuss no muss. Fanfic writers where did you go y'all are missing out on this super mega awesome cool older&younger sister / mother-daughter duo.

[wellthebardsdead]

Bastion: *shuffles into the kitchen with a bunch of veggies from his garden* Bwoop??

Hanzo: hm? Bastion? Do you need help?

Bastion: *holds out the veggies* bwoooOop!

Hanzo: okay just a minute. *takes the veggies and starts chopping them up*

*A few moments later*

Bastion: *sprinkling the veggies and some seeds outside as the wild birds fly down and land on or around him to eat* Bwoop bweep!

[terrorizings]

hey i just fell down one of the most bizarre rabbit holes i’ve ever fallen down that began with a tiktok ai reading an r/amitheasshole reddit post and ended with whatever this puppet sex homestuck arg (?) was. Having spent the last two full hours absolutely enraptured with this series of blogs, i was wondering if anyone involved in this bro strider muppet nonsense knows @the-muppet-joker or who’s behind that account, or if he’s just an unrelated guy that just so happened to frequently reblog and interact with the 6 of you guys. I have significant reason to believe that blog is another elaborate bit (as it’s the reason i got here) so it would be really fucking funny if whoever runs that account (be they genuine or not) just so happened to stumble upon your shitposts while searching for horny muppet posts and started reblogging then. either way props to you for doing all of this and good luck on whatever daisy brown alantutorial shit you wind up making next because you are all definitely going places. sending this ask to all of you individually btw.

I think I may have been the first of the blogs to get interacted with by the muppet joker, as I received an ask from him relatively early into my blogs tenure and simply let it steep until the other folk started hitting his line and interacting with him. That being said!

No fucking clue who that dude is.

I assumed it was all a very elaborate bit since it's all within the same realm of internet-referencing (particularly, tumblr related internet-referencing in the realm of making wide gestures towards things like tumblr sexymen and error sans from error(??) undertale) bullhockey as every ambitious blog parodying weird fetishes. In combination with his interests being specifically two bastions of internet memes, the joker and kermit the frog, I think he's just a guy who's really committed to the bit.

That also being said.

I got an ask saying he'd gone crazy and was actually doing crazy shit, so. I don't know! Maybe he is just a genuine guy. But I sure don't know who he is and he sure didn't have anything to do with my stuff.